Damn

Bros......

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>(maybe)

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Someone post the hippy Koopas comic

>xD us millenials have it so hard! right?? XD baka lol!

I know the struggle, but i'm so tired of everyone memeing about this as if it was a funny thing, not to mention half the people who post that depressing shit still live with their parents and use their money on smartphones and alcohol.

Well, maybe they shouldn't have tried to fight Mario then. Fucking dindus.

I remember this image legitimately disturbed me when I was 8

>walking down a path is considered provocation
Go back to /pol/ Zimmerman

I"m pretty sure the "(maybe)" was referring to the fact that Luigi can also be played as, making him (maybe) the hero.

i think its less about millennials than it is about the affordable housing crisis in metropolitan areas

those are bowsers minions.

Darn.........

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Mario is too smart to be a wagecuck

Imagine renting out a closet in SF or NY when you could move to a smaller city that has actual living space and a lower crime rate.

Tbh I tried this, but a lot of companies in those "cheap, rural 'all-white'" areas want you to work 2-4 years before getting a job that pays over 20k, even with a degree or experience.
Now I'm looking to move closer to a city again just to have more than 2-3 places to apply.

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> the bricks that Mario breaks are really mushroom people turned to stone by the turtle wizards

Does Miyamoto even remeber this?
Shit, does anybody at Nintendo remember this?
Can that even be considered lore at this point?

Micro Goombas go out of their way to attack you, Mario was justified to act in self defense.

>Mario, you rat! How could you give your own brother the ol' spicy high-five!