What is your opinion on the design of pic related?
Half of /tg/ is throwing a bitchfit over them.
What is your opinion on the design of pic related?
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why are they flying? rocket boots or a jetpack?
either way, the way they're hovering looks kinda silly but what are they complaining about? it's not like 40k has been subtle or realistic so far
Give me the quick rundown.
what the fuck i seriously need a fucking explanation right god damn now
nigga what would Yea Forums know about miniature design? go back to 40kg
I like it.
The fin stabilizers are retarded though.
oh no no no no
hahahahahahahaha
i feel like it would be hard to fly and shoot a bigass gun like that but this a universe where orks can paint their ships red and it makes them actually go faster so who really gives a shit
unless theres a lore thing against jetpack .50cal marines then i don't see a issue
Who would win.
A Gundam or a 40k marine.
these came out ages ago, half of /tg/ is not throwing shit
They do look dumb as fuck though
new unit in the new primaris vs black legion box set. They just look absolutely retarded, shitty flying bases, oversized magazine, trampoline shoes and gay backpacks
I'm not a huge fan of most of the new marine stuff, especially any primaris on jetpacks/the new abbadon sculpt.
Loving the new gsc stuff though
Its retarded. The purpose of a heavy weapon team is overwhelming fire support. The purpose of a flying unit is mobility. Throwing the two together is just stupid, it makes both of the above redundant.
further proves that we need a 40k racing game
>Assault Marines have giantic jump boosters to get in the air
>These ones somehow stay in the air with tiny ass boosters with what I assume is autocannons
That's orks though. But beyond that the aesthetics are trash, and aesthetics are what matter.
It looks silly, but so does like 80% of Warhammer
That's actually nice.
Gorka Morka had a re-release and they did have another deathrace game in the past.
40k is shit now thanks to all the mary sues marines
AoS has been shit since its inception, rules are a clusterfuck
just play Blood Bowl
Also join the Yea Forums BB2 league, season 4 soon
Get Gretchinz!. It's super cheap, and easy to play with anyone
Any BIG kits come out in the last few years? I don't play Warhammer at all, but I like the minis as a change of pace from tank & sci-fi models.
I like them. They remind me of Zakus or Glitter Boys from Rifts.
Speaking of 40k, here's your triple boss rush.
/tg/fags, is it true WotC became a cucked company?
>Flying
>Firing a heavy weapon with massive recoil
>Flying and firing a heavy weapon with massive recoil
This is some orc tier stupidity why is GW giving them to spess mahreens?
xgfgds
Magic's getting pretty PC. Also they fired their best artist over some non-pc remarks, that's probably what you're referencing.
I actually got that for christmas as a present from my father. Its still unopened sadly
holy shit how did i not know about Gretchinz. Thank you user. Also, have you played Blitz Bowl? Its pretty fun and it doesn't take hours like the real version does
OH for sure. You see those magic cards with black wizards now?
Wait why are their jump packs gay little thrusters now? Where's the literal jet engine backpacks? What the fuck, GW?
Agreed, it's why helicopters are never used IRL
Anyone playing Warhammer Online Return To Reckoning?
Pee pee caca nigga
You know That's not even a bad suggestion
Well in that case, it would have looked better as a land speeder with autocannons.
I don't like the helmets, I much prefer this one
>What is your opinion on the design of pic related?
It's seems like a meme photoshops on GK Dreadknight back in 5th edition
>Thank you user
No probs, someone gifted it to me earlier this year and I've been playing it with grognard friends and adhd fortnite zoomers and everyone has fun with it.
Also blitz bowl is great but it's way too watered down for anyone who already plays the real deal. I'd rather play blood bowl sevens for shorter games.
Have you played Warhammer Underworlds? It feels a lot like Blitz Bowl without the football
>That's actually nice.
Well of course because it's ripped off from another wargame
Are they supposed to be fliers? Because it looks like they just bunnyhop all over the place. Perfect for Orks but Marines don’t get to have that kind of fun in this setting - so as is they look retarded.
>dat helm
They're full woke capital.
>Dwarf forts added tranny dwarves for the steam release
>Large push to make Female Space marines a thing with GW apparently making a push lorewise to facilitate it
So where will the "my hobby will be safe" fags run to now? Even outdoor hobbies are getting articles about being too white and needing minorities plastered all over everything.
>bore the size of a main battle tank
they should have spikes on their legs that are piston driven into the ground to not get blown back by the recoil, there's a reason helicopters use rockets instead of artillery shells
Primaris are shit as usual and but chaos wank looks good as usual
>Dwarf forts added tranny dwarves for the steam release
No
Stop spreading fud
You forgot
>Slaanesh has no tits now
>Black Ultramarines
If those are autocannons they are from a MBT.
I haven't. I hope GW keeps coming out with these board game versions that take place in their universes. Lots of people enjoy the lore behind them but don't have the brainpower or patience to get into a war game. I feel like they could seriously print some money if they come out with a good one
Warhammer Fantasy is endlessly cooler than AoS and 40K
WotC has been cucked for years
D&D just recently got fully cucked
Gamesworkshop is becoming cucked at the moment, with heavy push toward more female models and attracting a "diverse" audience
>Total War: Warhammer
>Not Total Warhammer.
Fucking retards.
Which Chapter?
>Give me the quick rundown.
The company developed a story-line where humanity starts developing new higher tech equipment and tanks so they could sell a whole new line of plastic figures and they don't look as cool as the clunky, gritty, gothic, old-fashioned ones.
>Half of /tg/ is throwing a bitchfit
Arent they always doing the same everytime GW does something? Pretty sure more than one of them claim everything after rogue trader is shit.
What do you mean by chapter.
Definitely give it a try then. It's incredibly fun.
There's a Tabletop Simulator mod with 3D models and a collection of every card you can find by googling a bit
>A Gundam or a 40k marine.
Gundams are Titan class machines.
Spiss Marines can actually use autocannons, they just dont. They're about as powerful as a heavy bolter.
There is no escape. This is the bed you will sleep in.
Black marines is a bit of a whatever IMO but Slaanesh having the titties removed is clear trying to sanitize.
Are they supposed to be the good guys(relatively speaking)?
I don't any chaos markings but the body parts taped to their armor is concerning.
A gundam could probably wipe out a battleforce.
I dont have a problem with battle bruthas because theres gotta be some niggas somewhere in Ultramar. Its almost its own sector ffs
S7 AP4 Heavy 2 still? Also while they were a thing in 3rd ed I don't remember if they dropped it from the gear, I don't think I ever saw models for them.
No faggot stop spreading fud
Someone shitposted about tranny dwarves and toady being the lovely autist he is gave him a toady answer
If you've followed the game's development you now how to read this person
They are not adding tranny dwarves to dorf fort for steam
They arent, those are night lords space marines. What with the little bat wings and the gayass scythes
A primarch thought it'd be a good idea to separate all the Spess Marines into different groups that they would specialize in one specific thing, or a Chapter
basically it tells you what weapons and vehicles they can have in game and what colors to paint them
Yeah its been since removed I think, but I was more speaking to the point that they can use autocannons on their own in the lore. No need for any entrenching or assistance
I don't play 40k but it just looks like the rest of 40k.
>space romans
>I dont have a problem with battle bruthas
Good thing the last cool chapter leaving this Guillistein's multiculti
/tg/ bros report in
Gundam, luna titanium eats 120mm tank rounds for breakfast and shits superheated plasma beams capable of melting titanium on contact, marines usualy carry 40mm grenade launchers, sorry "bolters" and a chainsword.
Maybe you meant a titan.
Are these auto cannons?
I thought they exist already but with sawed off heavy bolters
Black Space Marines have always been a thing. And I'm not talking about Salamander's ashen skin thing either. The idea is you're supposed to paint the models yourself and choose the skin color yourself.
One of the reasons why you don't see that many painted black marines is because its a pain in the ass and a few extra steps to paint.
But the idea of taking matters into their own hands is a bit too much for SJWs who don't even partake in the hobby.
Ultramar is like a quarter of the galaxy isn't it? Anyway that's more or less how I feel about it.
Just a marine on his own? Marine is fucked.
>What do you mean by chapter.
After the Emperor was wounded and some of his warlords became traitor, one of his loyal warlords split all the legions into numerous chapters of space marines to mitigate the effect of one leader turning against mankind. All the chapters developed their own unique cultures and fighting styles over thousands of years.
I thought chapters were made to divide power from being giant legions so horus heresy levels of rebellion couldn't ever happen again
>SJWs who don't even partake in the hobby.
I have a bad news for you
>so horus heresy levels of rebellion couldn't ever happen again
yeah now instead of second Horus Heresy they got something worse
>I dont have a problem with battle bruthas because theres gotta be some niggas somewhere in Ultramar. Its almost its own sector ffs
The geneseed makes you look like the Primarch. Blacks who become space marines wouldn't look congoid anymore.
Why is it hard for niggers to “no do crime”
>AoS
>rules are a clusterfuck
How are they a clusterfuck? The core rules are only 8 pages (would be less without the pictures on the pages).
>The geneseed makes you look like the Primarch.
My geneseed's son
To a small degree, not all the way, otherwise all the marines would be visually identical under their helmet.
>How are they a clusterfuck?
Doubleturns
Punishable melee
Shit army-design.
Endless Spells
>not all the way,
>t.flufflet
Only Alpha Legion and they still need surgeries to look identical afaik
>To a small degree, not all the way, otherwise all the marines would be visually identical under their helmet.
Guilleman's geneseed would make a black guy look like Cosmo Kramer.
Nothing but pure, cold hard facts in this post
>SJWs who don't even partake in the hobby.
Hobbies like this, magic and DnD have been inundated with them after shit like Critical Role and other youtuber things making it hip. A lot of beta bugmen too fold like a cloth as soon as they walk in the door and defend their retarded shit.
>double turn
likely being removed in the next edition or GHB, but it can be played around. Only shitters can't handle it
>Punishable melee
explain?
>Shit army-design
Proper AoS armies with post 2.0 battletomes are better designed than the current 40k armies imo
>endless spells
as a concept they aren't bad but I do think GW is pumping them out too much. They do get clusterfuckish sometimes
>To a small degree, not all the way
>Only Alpha Legion and they still need surgeries to look identical afaik
Of course it doesn't turn them into a clone. It still makes them all bear a strong resemblance.
Depends on the Gundam. Turn A or G-self would be huge problems. God Gundam would be unstoppable.
Then why isn't every Blood Angel an Alucard lookalike?
Gundams have fucktarded anime powers, don't they?
Yes, the core rules are 8 pages, so every goddamn model and army and battlescroll and whatever needs to have a bajillion special rules to make each one interesting.
Even if you can entice someone to try the game with the 8 page core rules, their first game will fill like a constant "gotcha, but THIS GUY does not get hurt because reasons" and going back and forth in their battletome because of that
>Then why isn't every Blood Angel an Alucard lookalike?
A lot of them are.
>The geneseed makes you look like the Primarch
I thought that was just an alpha legion thing
DnD and Magic doesn't cost an arm and a leg to get into.
depends on the series
Yeah a lot, not every one. If a black guy got some Girlyman geneseed he wouldn't come out of the trials looking like an Aryan ubermensch.
You mean the feminist 40k thing that's 20% women and 80% rapists? Yeah, I know about them, they'll lose interest sooner or later.
I'm not saying "Ignore them" Or something fucking retarded like that. I'm just saying that Games Workshop likes money and they'll go where the money is.
The whole black women being big stronk pplz in the black library books I can't really say much about. Most of the writers for BL were always Bugmen scum and they're just acting out their nature. They're not being forced to do that shit, they want to do it for good boy points. Just don't read their trash.
The big difference is DnD is super easy to get into. But with Warhams you can only make so many excuses as to why you're not buying their models.
The new Sisters of battle sets aren't going to sell well because of "Take that, alt right XD!" They're going to sell well because people have been demanding new Sisters models since 2003.
Every game store I ever visit is still the same people. And the females that are there now have always been there, and are just as resistant to the bugman shit as everyone else.
+The one black guy named Ryan. But everyone loves Ryan. The fat, Genestealer cultist playing fuck.
DnD yes but
>Magic
>Not costing an arm and a leg
They call it 5 colour crack for a reason. Decent Standard decks cost 300-700 and it gets into the thousands for other decks.
OI I AINT SEEIN 'NOUGH GREEN 'ROUND DESE PARTS? WERE ARE ALL DA' BOYZ???
>marines usualy carry 40mm grenade launchers, sorry "bolters"
You're a fucking retard.
Taking the already cool jump jet assault troopers and turning them into goofy hover nerds is bad enough, but then expecting them to use a heavy weapon without constantly spinning is too much
Where did I even mention SOB? Also have they actually got a fucking release date? I've been hearing Soon™ Since 5th ed.
Looks just a stupid as all the other 40K stuff
Im the absolute baseline casual 40k fan, but even i know these autists got what they deserve.
oi...sorry boss. Me 'n da boyz wer' out stompin' an' one of dem 'umies stab me squigs so weze 'ad ta krump em
>Gundam shrugs off rapidfire tank rounds
>Bolters doing shit
Maybe if he had a Lascannon but even that's questionable.
Yes. Some of the newer D&D books specifically make mention of trans NPC's.
I thought it's just that one Drow god?
So how long until they neuter the Dark Eldar.
Did i struck a nerve?
>Where did I mention SOB
You didn't, I was just using them as an example. One of the big jokes is that the best thing about F40k is that they forced GW to make new SOB models.
>Release date
Never ever, making rules is hard.
40k is ruined and you know it. Just browse the art of warhammer book and see what artists were employed during the nineties see what kind of deviant art chink blurred shit theyre comissioning now. 40k lost it's soul to the warp.
Based assault gunners. Truly the chads of the 41st millennium.
>Get fucked
Someone is getting shot over this.
>he wouldn't come out of the trials looking like an Aryan ubermensch.
Of course, he should become a semit just like his Dad
I like the look of the jump packs but the boots look dumb and the conversions people have done where they're not on flying bases look much better. Also fuck those stupid primaris half helmets
Vect is big bad evil white men who oppose rest of Eldarhood which united under strong independent womynz wisdom
a race that infiltrates every asspect of human society and suberts them to lower there defences so they can be easily defeated
sounds like the happy merchants
Read a book sometime m8, western sci-fi goes just as far out as anime and maybe even beyond.
Please that would be a good thing for CHAOS!
I'm a little disappointed you don't see the silhouette of a gun pointed at the guys
I called it when the Tau were introduced. I would feel vindicated if I wasn't so sad.
>Not siding with the Tau.
No.
it's based in western washington, what the fuck did you expect when seattle is trying its best to become more "progressive" than san francisco
the idea is that they can use their jump pack to rapidly set up in areas to provide fire support, then jump to a new area
I like the boots.
Ugly helmets and guns, no like.
Is 40K any good? Seems like peak manchild garbage
>Half of /tg/ is throwing a bitchfit over them
still? its been a while since the design came out. Like months
Did the BL won the Vigilus?
Also, yep, CSM minies are 100% opposite to Guilmarines, pure sex
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? He's a retard for thinking bolts are comparable to 40mm grenades.
I think it's a draw.
I need to read it.
>The big difference is DnD is super easy to get into. But with Warhams you can only make so many excuses as to why you're not buying their models.
Irrelevant.
i was gonna be pissed but night lords are faggots anyway so this is pretty much par for the course
>blood angels primaris.jpg
Now all what they need is replace helms and they are full Halo
looks perfectly fine
man that's almost cool, too bad the jetpack designers were fucking tau
its like they decided that they just didnt want to have cohesive fucking faction design what the shit
40k fag and youre right, but i dont like fantasy so the closest i get is fucking 80s-90s grimdark clownshoes gore festival and i fucking deal
Well the fags have to move somewhere now that San Fran is full of designated shitting streets and antibiotic resistant staph.
Unicorn Gundam can turn back time and warp reality
>Like Genestealer cults because basically Freemasons but with cosmic aliens instead of God.
>Have extreme sticker shock when I go to game stores
How the fuck is a poorfag supposed to justify a purchase when a model kit is $50 for three figure?!
I thought it's canon Cawl rip off Tau shit for Primaris gear?
Still retarded, because it looks 100% Tau, not some mix of tau and imperail born from reverse engining
>How the fuck is a poorfag supposed to justify a purchase when a model kit is $50 for three figure?!
Oi ya bloody wanka, I can offer ya a nice loan
you're a fool, its completely relevant, those fucking justice weirdos always go for low hanging, cheap and accessible fruit. there will be a few alien headed shitkids that go full in and buy the models but their shitty, haphazard design schemes and poorly cut-out-and-assembled models will betray their hand
How do we know the Freemasons don't worship cosmic aliens as a god?
You're mistake is thinking those "fucking justice weirdos" ever bought the shit they complained about in the first place.
its totally possible, i fucking hated primaris since i first laid eyes, never really followed up. that said, if this is the case how are the fucking mechanicus not losing their shit every second of the day with the integration of xenos filth? are they not fucking important anymore?
They probably do.
It's basically a cthulian cult.
I want a game that you can control Super Heavy Tanks from the Space Marines.
>You mean the feminist 40k thing that's 20% women and 80% rapists? Yeah, I know about them, they'll lose interest sooner or later.
He he he
Of my experience with magic, I've made entire decks from scratch for basically free due to people just giving away their cards. It may take big bux to make a tourney-level deck, but something like locals or casual? That shit's cheap as hell
Judging by the true descriptions of angels, God probably is an eldritch being beyond comprehension
There's a reason every angel appears on scene in the bible with BE NOT AFRAID
>>Large push to make Female Space marines a thing with GW apparently making a push lorewise to facilitate it
I feel that if angels were eldritch beings from the great beyond. They'd try to eat you or try to seduce you if you're Japanese.
>r/tg/40kg
BEAK SPEEDER
FUCKING YESS
>Gav Thorpe.
Wake me up when that sack of shit writes a good book. The dude is only slightly better than Chucklefuck Wendig with his "The tie fighter wibbly wobbly herkily jerkily" what the fuck ever.
Who the fuck can work on a cramped space like that?
A bolter shell has more in common with an rpg than a grenade.
Primaris are retarded and shouldn't exist anyway.
WAAAAGH
>"The TIE wibbles and wobbles through the air, careening drunkenly across the Myrrann rooftops - it zigzags herkily-jerkily out of sight."
...
As an /m/fag this amuses me greatly. That /tg/ is seething only further increases my enjoyment.
>how are the fucking mechanicus not losing their shit every second of the day with the integration of xenos filth?
>how are the biggest bigots not losing their shit over their bigotry?
I refuse to believe that is a real line someone wrote seriously
its been a minute, i gotta do my 40k homework. are the orks still cool?
>Regular Marines can get Primaris upgrade.
Did Gabe get these upgrades and that's how he can jump 10 meters in terminator armor?
Orks are alwayz the winningest and the bestest race
THIN YOUR PAINTS
They're cool but their fans (especially the fags that try to imitate their dialect) are retarded.
>tfw my entire experience with the 40k universe is from If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device
Any suggestions for good games?
Sup guys, can I join?
Only a little bit less powerful than Davebaby at the end of 2001.
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCHES?!
But Abba lost, isn't he?
I see papa nurgle found some new followers
You forgot the part where it's the weakest unit in the entire game and can be produced over a length of time measuring single digit seconds.
>Can be constructed from base materials in 7 seconds flat
Learn to read.
What the fuck, are these Primaris Assault Devastator squads?
Just a strategy plan.
I think this is cool
tight thanks
If the blood ravens have primaris marines, there are exactly three scenarios:
>1. They appear concussed and if you look closely you can still see some of the blue paint that was missed in a hasty paint job.
>2. In a tribute to Cawl they fed a marine tyranid protein shakes until he had a body that literally looks like terminator armour. Cawl is reported to have been physically sick in his vox upon seeing it and declared "Truly, a weapon to be fearugghhhurpffzt"
> They have some but claim they were a gift from the Ultramarines, but they're curiously egyptian-themed and cough a lot. The ultramarines not only have no record of this gift, but there's a suspicious hole where their records on "dodgy as fuck" chapters used to be on Macragge.
I love Primaris in general and would love to see them in games, even if not in a main role.
Those ones in particular remind me of when I play XCOM and give Archangel suits to Heavies so they essentially become human sized gunships
No he can't I watched the ova .
Like the others.
Chucklefuck Wendig did. He also went on a huge bitch fit about The Lord of the Rings not being that good. Not being "diverse" enough being one of the issues he had.
Most franchise writers are absolute garbage, there's a reason why they can't make it on their own creativity, but a lot of it is nepotism as well.
They're mostly the corporate boot licking "Cry during Star Wars trailer" kind of nerd. They're in that position because they knew somebody, not because of personal talent.
>Checkerboard on a curved paldron.
Jesus christ how horrifying.
>oh he totally did
>but i'm not going to prove it just trust me bro
Go back to battlenet
Truly the Lamenters are the most fucked chapter.
Gun is pretty stupid
Why do you need a long barrel when you're a jetpack trooper?
Long barrels are for higher accuracy, but if you're jetpacking around you won't be stable enough to make use if it, so a short barrel makes a lot more sense
:,(
>Why do you need a long barrel when you're a jetpack trooper?
I am pretty sure there were some superhore with such composition
Dawn of War
>Saving a thumbnail
Such is the luck of the Lamenters.
Shit, sorry.
What is this? Article for Tau?
>more in common with rpg than a grenade
>rocket-propelled-grenade
What did it mean by this?
It's in the name
They hover and use their big gun to suppress
I hate you.
I hate you so much I wish I could hate you to death.
>Liking that gay shit when you can have an army of gundams and fight for good rather than some old skeleton fascist
>i hate you cuz u made me back up what i say :(
cry more bitch lol
Now that the dust has settled, how was it?
>(((greater good)))
Those things can't fit into a Rhino so fuck them lmao
Okay if jetpacks are mass produced and so compact why didn't equip all marines with them?
Another Warhammer board game.
If you like minis buy it.
Shouldn't the necrons be underneath
I did back it up, fucker. Now give me money.
only after called out
Wow that looks terrible.
It's in Australia
I didn't realize I had to have fucking Chuck Wendig books on standby.
How?
>Is 40K any good? Seems like peak manchild garbage
The voice acting in general.
That retarded fight at 1:43.
Skipped around so there's bound to be more shit but holy fuck I had seen enough.
>The voice acting in general.
>That retarded fight at 1:43.
>Skipped around so there's bound to be more shit but holy fuck I had seen enough.
The visuals are good but the sound design needs to be redone completely.
What's the problem? It's like a raptor with a big gun, they've existed before.
The only decent Ultrasmurfs
>forgetting why the Black Legion used to be the Sons of Horus
Black Legion is from every Legion.
What's a good way to get into Warhammer lore?
just read the lexicanum
WTF this over the top scifi unit isnt part of the over top scifi setting I'm used to!
Warhammer is unironically pretty fucking based. I wish I knew about it in the past, but the miniatures are definitely pretty rad. I'm on my 6th miniature, soon the 7th since I'm gonna start on a Skaven.
I just wish board games and Warhammer weren't so damn expensive. I want those fucking minis. I WANT THE DARK SOULS MINIATURES
FUCKING WHAT? In what fucking world would a male drow ever fucking be accepted by females as a female? What fucking setting does not have the matriarchy be a tool of oppression of all non-female drow for the sake of it? Why the fuck would you recruit a future rival? Why would you raise someone above their stature in a society that wants to randomly and indiscriminately torture and kill?
They're retarded. The lightweight Phobos top combined with these boots manages to make them look even worse than Inceptors and Reivers. They also have the floating balloon pose of the former. And it makes no sense for guys with heavy, long-range weaponry to get the most mobility in the set
I hate it, but you can probably tell that I post on /tg/ too
The lack of realism and subtlety is fine if it looks good. These niggas are terrible
>the good guys
Idk, their gene father was so edgy he had a carpet made of living human faces screaming 24/7.
imagine giving a fuck about 40k.
Literally like seven tiers below magic ffs. like 3 tiers gayer than d&d. nerds
You're a little confused. It's a female drow suddenly deciding she's male, which is even more stupid.
but i hate communist
>Female Space marines
reminder this hack of a paint job is the official forgeworld painted version
>>Female Space marines
theyre really not
>The geneseed makes you look like the Primarch
Outside of Primarch geneseed specific mutations, not really.
If they have the same body type, they are hot
wait wait wait one cotton nigger picking second.
slaanesh doesnt have tits anymore, when did this happen?
theyre not "space marines" but the canon equivalent
what fucking basketball players are built that large and 7'6"? shaq is only 7'1" abd anyone taller is a turbolanklet
Sisters needs more love.
REMINDER: Fact! Age of Sigmar is not only trash, but was made just to ruin everything warhammer worked for.
>slaanesh doesnt have tits anymore, when did this happen?
With new models release
They are heralds for age of shitmar for 40k.Its too late folks.
Only if you are the same retard who keep shitting BL3 threads
I'm not but I have that thread open
BL3 sucks but at least we got something good out of it
wait those are real models? fuck's sake I thought it was just a photoshopped shitpost, dios mio... the absolute state of primaris
Spewing hearsay bullshit should be bannable offense
their pose looks gay. Either have them posed dynamically or completely static, this wishy washy pose makes them look like nerds.
They looks like kittens when mom carries them
I have no idea why tau got characterised as communist when they have a strict caste based society
desu only white americans can be space marines, sorry but it's the truth!
every communist society is caste based
you have the workers, then the party members above them, then the leaders of the party above everyone else
Why do they want female space marines when they already exist? They're called sisters of battle or is not "good enough"
It's two different brands
Tau wannabes
Real spess muhreens fucking march them boots one step at a time
these entryist fucksticks are never happy until every square inch of a thing they invade is idpol'd the fuck out. sisters of battle are indeed basically female space marines, but since normies only really know about space marines then there must be female space marines because muh representation matters and that's the tea sis
if GW ever does this (there's no proof, people are just stirring shit) they will be eternal busters for this and it will be the straw that breaks the camel's back for me, I will probably duck out of the tabletop after that because it will be like shark #20 they have jumped in the past decade
>Only shitters can't handle it
TOP FUCKING KEK
It's the /tg/ equivalent of competitive Overwatch
>explain?
Doubleturns + magic + sigmarines
>Proper AoS armies with post 2.0 battletomes are better designed than the current 40k armies imo
Lol no.
I don't see the problem, except they should maybe have a bigger pack on their backs. I imagine that a Space Marine complete with big ass gun is quite heavy.
Blood bowl shit im in
SISTER I NEED YOUR BLOOD
Those oversized guns make it look like they‘re flying by the recoil alone.
kill team is alright, innit?
How is this design so offensive
Gee dubbs remembers my girls exist?
That's not a scout, what's with his small boots? Is this yet another new armor variation from Cawl?
Weren't those shown weeks ago at least?
Either way the boots are meh, the jetpack is too small the guns look goofy and they just seem to fit an unneeded niche as far as Space Marines are concerned, design wise.
Ork looter shooter never ever
I commend you for your effort. I hate having to dig shit out of the bottom of Google just to sate some doubting newfag whose existence I'll forget in ten minutes or less.
Both of these things are fake. Especially female space marines
Absolutely no evidence they're happening
>stoic faced bull dykes is hot
'no'
>outdoor hobbies
I wish. I've got some intense photophobia due to some unknown ailment that has to do either with my nerves or brain.
looks like your avarage male warhammer nerd... minus the beards.
And then what will you do?
I like the helmets and thats about it
Who was that? Google shows only Therese Nielson and seems like she was not fire, just a Twitter outrage.
your pitting a single super soldier against what is basically a kaiju fighter on anime powers.
they've been out for months, why the fuck are you reacting to them now
That group consists of all male outliers.
I pray for the day when a proper Dawn of War sequel game is made.
im still waiting for a proper sequel for dark crusade
idk, sniff ur mom's panties or something, maybe get a second part time job
where do they store the ammunition? they have a fuckign belt-fed gun and only enough room for 20 rounds at most
whats the point?
what the fuck is this abomination.
>tfw this is exactly my stalk of hangout buddies at the lgs except male
>there's the skinny horsefaced one
>the mutant guy
>the elder
>and tubby.
Nah, during HH marines who were first made on Terra always looked very different, including skin color, from marines made from citizens of the primarchs home planet. This despite them having the same geneseed.
Steampunk dorfs who don't live underground but in airships.
Kharadron Overlords.
Looks fine to me.
Fits in right in "Mediocrity: The franchise" that is Warhammer.
I really don't understand how hardcore nerds can put up with their franchises being shat on with so much mediocre "content" so badly, this is just appalling.
I never realized just HOW autistic the WH fan base it. WH stuff always looks retarded to an outsiders, but here I am thinking "OP's pic looks alright to me, whats the problem now?" and these retards are pissing around over minuscule shit like retards. Like that guy seriously preferring a stupid looking radiator grill helmet over the new one that actually looks like a real helmet for once.
I don't believe the WH fan base actually has valid opinions, they just shit over everything that even slightly differs from the 20+ year old "classic" style. Pretty fucking sad this community.
>Steampunk
Ok i hate it.
Helmet discussion has been going on since the dawn of the series. There are also discussion about which mark of power armour looks the best, also since the beginning.
Its just SOUL vs SOULLESS, except the argument has been going on for more than 30 years. That is the only difference, because the fandom is getting on in years.
And for the record, beakies a shit
>kaiju
Speak English weeb.
>Deff Racer has highest top speed but awful oversensitive handling making it lose control everywhere it goes till you get good at it
How can they afford HRT and GW shit?
Because they get shouted down by bugmen when they complain and labled as manbabies or any number of socially unacceptable lables.
The other wargames made minis with the same looking belt
What the fuck am I looking at?
Assault Marines with heavy weapons?
That's retarded.
I know, right?
>oh no, shut it down, the goyim spreading hate speech about our new products
They fired the guy who made Dark Crusade last year.
But AoS is not only outselling any profit mark WHFB ever did but it's consistently on the 5 five top selling table top mini games list.
So your assessment is garbage.
>But AoS is not only outselling any profit mark WHFB ever did but it's consistently on the 5 five top selling table top mini games list.
And..?
Shut up, Slav.
Remember when people said Slaanesh was out? Big Slaanesh release is coming out not this week but the next. Yea Forums BTFO.
lol who?
>bugmen will defend something written with the grammar and vocabulary of an excited 12 year old because of it's franchise
Truly, these "people" are a menace to us all.
It's still trash. Popularity does not guarantee quality.
Quality to the consumer dictates sales. if WHFB had any quality as a TT game, then it would have survived.
You can count Slaanesh is out since it doesn't have any tits except of fiends
>Quality to the consumer dictates sales.
So? Missed a board fa/r/tg/uy? Fortnite is popular, but none praising it.
>if WHFB had any quality as a TT game
Geee I wonder who was behind WHFB quality
Hail the Dark Prince.
No reply until you learn manners and English, Slav
Holy fuck, this is worse than the Primarus marines and probably those Greyknight retard mechs as well.
>manners
>says a guy who come to shitpost on another board
AYYYYYY IMAAAAAO
>They just look absolutely retarded
Primaris are absolutely retarded and whoever thought of this heretical bullshit should be fired from geedubs
I actually like the way they seem to emphasize the excess of Slaanesh, not just the tits.
While the models are questionable, the butthurt of those who can only fathom Slaanesh as tiddies and only that is a mild source of satisfaction.
This is Shalaxi Hellbane. Slaanesh's greatest warrior-daemon. Slayer of champions and Greater Daemons.
Say something nice about her.
>TITS BAD
Spot the NPC
But I am from Yea Forums.
Not as dumb as the centurions, but very very close.
>her
>Say something nice about her.
Isn't it xhe?
She is whatever you want her to be.
>Yea Forums.
What's going on here? Is that daemonette riding on the back horns of whatever demon that it? Why is he just standing there with his back against a horde of orkses?
But we all knew that AoS players will want her to be a muscular trans
Aren't Slaaneshi demons some kind of androgenous cross?
Where did I write that?
Slaanesh should not be limited to shitty models with tits out. That does not preclude their existence but waifufags are a blight on every fandom.
Obviously some more customisation to the models would be nice, but focusing on the entire nature of Slaanesh rather than just tits is a good thing. Even though GW seems to have gone overboard in the opposite direction.
>saving art is a skill lost to Yea Forums
Technically yes, but they also used to have pretty sexy models, now they switched to trannies
She is his partner in crime and the Orcs are getting massacred by the daemonettes. The Daemon Prince has no need to sully his hand with the fodder.
>Where did I write that?
Here
>I actually like the way they seem to emphasize the excess of Slaanesh
>sexy
>save art to shitpost on Yea Forums because it doesn't have reddit rul;es like your general
So Tau aren't Warp sensitive creatures. Have they ever fought demons or Chaos in general?
Not him but it doesn't say that. Are you stupid?
Dumber looking than most 40k shit but not by much. At least it’s not AoS
>80's
Now post Diaz models to prove it wasn't a rocket science to make female models attractive
Wat
>Not him but it doesn't say that.
Yep but
>Even though GW seems to have gone overboard in the opposite direction.
Says.
Forgot to quote second sentence
Are they part of Hordak’s evil horde?
Sisters of Battle are getting plastics after 20 years this year, considering the snails pace they're releasing Dark Millennium armies I can't conceive female space marines being a thing beyond some throwaway sidestory at most. Stop spreading this nonsense without any proof.
Did Diaz design this? This was was the KoS model for how many years?
looks pretty stupid
the new terminator armor is even worse
Still don't see it.
Yep. They are currently in a huge war with a massive Death Guard armada.
>spess muhreen fairies
lol
>Did Diaz design this?
>posts KoS instead of daemonnetes
lol
>This was was the KoS model for how many years?
So you are trying to build your argument on the fact that late 80s models looked like crap to justify your favorite trannies?
>tfw no cute daemonette gf to give piggyback rides
d&d and magic have been ruined for a few years now
warhammer is about to go full sjw in a few months
liberals are really ruining every single hobby there is
No reply until Crimea is returned.
You wouldnt happen to have any fluff on Tau vs. Chaos handy, would you?
>Still don't see it.
Of course, since you are from Reddit
>until Crimea is returned.
Cry me a river
Just google "Battle of the Startide Nexus" or the 4th Sphere Expansion.
used to
now they are just men with a half effeminate looking face. gw removed breasts
only half naked gay dudes allowed in 2019
it´s mortal kombat all over again
Other than the exposed boobs there is no difference than the new ones. The new ones are better since they fit the mix of male and female aspects that Slaanesh is going for.
What do you mean used to? Look at this and this
>here is no difference than the new ones. The new ones are better
Get a load of this fag
Reddit has eyeglasses?
>Look at this and this
Neither of then doesn't look like a men
No reply until you get out of my DoTA games.
Yep a special one
I like them but the named hero looks really like shit.
>TITS BAD
>UGLY TRANNY GOOD
What a nice discussion you can have with anons from general with Reddit corsslinks
>old ones not only had titty but multi-titty
I assume these will be banned from stores and bitched about on twitter.
Who the fuck are they going to attract? Painting miniatures is pure refined autism, you're not going to get any women within 100 yards of a GW store.
those figures have bigger breasts then the flat things we got nowadays
They aren't producing them anymore
>Who the fuck are they going to attract?
SJW
>Painting miniatures is pure refined autism, you're not going to get any women within 100 yards of a GW store.
Wrong
Not really. GW re-released them as a limited time build to order.
New ones look better imo.
SJWs struggle to play even mildly challenging video games, they're not going to move into tabletop in any significant numbers. It baffles me why these companies are so readily throwing their established fans under the bus on the chance of *maybe* broadening the appeal of their products.
are GW finally moving the fucking setting forward?
I have to disagree. GW has been on this direction for years now and their profits are skyrocketting.
They're not broadening their appeal, they are pushing their own politics. Companies and shareholders are human too.
You see this thing strutting towards you, keeping yours and its eyes in full lock.
Wat do?
What? GW's board of directors are all old white men.
Give them some mini-nukes and they'd be starship troopers/10.
Be honest now, which of the 4 Chaos Gods would lead you into corruption?
Khorne. I really want to hurt a lot of people.
That's probably more to do with licensing their IPs to make video games. They've had good success with games like TW:W and Vermintide.
Dude, the fiance reports show that the overwhelming majority of their profits came from mini sales.
No they just demand shit be made easier. Thats why the primaris marines have blue plastic. Also it's artsy stuff not something that requires spacial awareness, women are all over that shit. Trannys are also autistic males, don't forget that too.
>New ones look better imo.
>dat poses
>faces larger and yet uglier, despite being made in XXI century
>SJWs struggle to play even mildly challenging video games, they're not going to move into tabletop in any significant numbers.
Counter-point, tabletop became a very-very mainstream hobby among hipsters, just like comics (aka "I want to be a nerd")
>Wat do?
Tell him there are only 2 genders
Have you not seen what happened to AGDQ? It's not women its >women
No reply until all Russian forces are out of Syria.
The jetpack counters the recoil!
Not an argument
So it's a Fast Attack, Heavy option? I can see why.
If they can half ass their way through DnD they can handle a game played by 10yo's
This a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh with his girlfriend. Say something Slaaneshi to them.
What the fuck are you on about?
Tzeentch for maximum shitposting
Forgot my picture
What's with these garbage paintjobs? I thougt it was just AOS looking shit but these are ass too.
>implying you can do better
Show us your models now
Normalfag spotted
>What's with these garbage paintjobs?
Paintjob are okay. It's the model which is problem
>Dameon prince and daemonnette is basically just a huge gay and small tranny
Khorne.
Nurgle and slannesh fags are disgusting, tzeench is a jew faggot.
>Slaanesh is ONLY tits and dicks
>oh boi surely "GW cannot into miniatures" is worth an entire thread
>ON Yea Forums
And the water is wet
>TITS BAD!
>DICKS GOOD!
But I don't see Infinity in any of the top selling lists. The game must be garbage?
>
>popularity = quality
Missed a board, friend?
What point are you trying to make here? Did you even read what I posted
Care to explain how removing tits will help to hsow other aspects of Slaanesh and since when tits and attractivness stopped being a Slaanesh aspect?
The company is trying to make a profit, not a piece of art. So failure to do so means that they don't have a quality product.
He is dumb Slav trying to bait people into replying to him. Just ignore him or poke him with random stuff.
yikes and cringepilled
>The company is trying to make a profit,
>profits = quality
You have go back, reddit
>459865098
Never said remove the tits, learn to read
No reply until a new Stalker game is released.
Guns seem to not be in proportion with body. Add more details to the gun if it's so big, it looks weird
Even RX-78-2 shits on Space Marines. God forbid they field something like Unicorn or Qant.
Then what was the point of your post?
>No reply
>lying on the internet
To point out the dummies that say that Slaanesh is only about the tits and dicks and nothing else beyond that
>To point out the dummies that say that Slaanesh is only about the tits and dicks
Then what was the point of your post since none claimed that?
>Wake up
>"ah I wonder what Yea Forums will be like today, I need something fresh since all /tg/ will be doing is whining about primar-"
Fuck you
Did you not read the thread where multiple people were upset about no tits
>turbo faggot tau calling anyone gay
Tzeentch because I pretend to be smarter than I am.
I'd probably keep lying to myself that I was in control till the very end.
AVE DOMINUS NOX
But they are though. More like 25mm grenades given that they give bolter caliber as 1 inch. They behave like 25mm RPGs too, capable of pulping unarmored humans a couple meters from where they impact, but still being essentially useless against vehicle grade armor.
>where multiple people were upset about no tits
Yes, and what's wrong with it untill you claiming the tits aren't Slaanesh
Tzeentch Because I am a nerd who loves to skeme
>take real life army
>put them in space
>it works
Why is real life so kino?
Eldritch is a wrong word but yeah God is incomprehensible in the bible. Don't remember the exact verses but He basically says something along the lines of "You can't even begin to understand" to Job and Moses.
Angels did indeed seduce people in the bible. The dubiously canon book of Enoch goes into excruciating detail about it. These were however angels that broke their vows and later got punished for it.
Malal.
>claiming the tits aren't Slaanesh
Not what I said, next time learn how to read, no more (you)'s for you
I personally think GW miniatures have never been better. Fite me.
Unless we're talking about eternal shitcasts
>Not what I said,
Then what was the point of you post and why you are mad at people REEEEEing at making slaanesh chestlet faction?
Because having a historical theme makes it easy to understand and conceptualize. Space Romans, Space Teutonic Knights, Space Mongols with bikes, Space Vikings, Space Pretty Vampires
Like you can say there's a death world of nigh-fanatical men who unemotionally participate in endless bloodshed to pay for the sins of their fathers, or you can say that the Death Korps of Krieg are Space WW1 Germans with a penitence fetish
I don't think Stormcast are that bad, what's bad is the sheer volume of releases they have gotten.
Fuck GW for pushing them so fucking hard
IT IS I
>Fite me.
It's still heroic which means they will age like a milk
>Death Korps of Krieg are Space WW1 Germans
>french gasmasks and overcoats
In terms of quality maybe, but conceptual design peaked in the early 2000s.
It's the painting style. Something about it just feels off.
I meant their choices not their skill as painters, shit looks garbage even if it's well done.
>It's the painting style.
Nope. it's design
unzip dick
>Wat do?
>french gasmasks and overcoats
I'll admit that, yes, but their overall theme is pretty German.
But getting back to the IRL kino, these four soldiers have a relatable theme and time period to understand how they'd been conditioned on their homeworld--which is why 40k then throws them into another time period so that Catachans are fighting in trenches, Korpsmen in the jungles, Tallarn in packed cities, and Elysians in the jungle.
>but their overall theme is pretty German.
Well yeah since their planet name is german word for "War"
>But getting back to the IRL kino,
>he keep shitposting with deviantart pics
keep your hands away from IRL and history, it's for white people
I don't know anything about Warhammer, so take my opinion with a grain of salt. They look fine, I think. They look like typical space marines. What exactly is everyone's problem with them?
Catachan... home
Stay mad
>barely any wargear options
>can't fit in transports other than the shitty new hover tank
>overpriced as fuck
>awful designs across the board
I refuse to buy any primaris shit. The worst design decision GW has ever made honestly.
>t.nignog
I would smash the one on the left, IDGAF.
What the fuck nature
They moved to a bigger store
>its for white people
>European history is all about Shitalians, G*rmans, *nglos, "french", muttspanics, Asiatic Slavs, T*rks aka Greeks, and S*racens
This is where I switch off to sci-fi. When characters get time and reality warping abilities, writing both becomes a clusterfuck and the story is generally boring or ruined because of that aspect
About the only exception I can think of is where an entire organisation is involved in time control, like End of Eternity. And that works because they take men out of time that can handle the extreme calculations required to shift time, and many people work on the same time shift so it feels like an effort rather than magical hand-waving
>What exactly is everyone's problem with them?
Jetpacks design
Basically devastators with jetpacks (doesn't look creative at all)
Doesn't fit Space Marines (orks and elves already have something like that, so why homogenize the armies) and aesthetic (but I guess it can be ignored, because it's not the first primaris models which started switching aesthetic to generic sci-fi)
*ahem*
I HAVE COME TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT.
>>European history is all about Shitalians, G*rmans, *nglos, "french", muttspanics, Asiatic Slavs, T*rks aka Greeks, and S*racens
>but without mutts
So it's perfect
he's lying, it can't alter reality or time.
>ITT people who know nothing act like experts.
Don't forget your Switch, sweetie
I cant really tell what you're trying to shitpost here
>Not going undead Gundams.
Can't wait to wear your flesh as a joke.
I'm surprised. It isn't out of line with how Gundam's power levels keep going up. I mean we've had that ridiculous Quant that breaks all rules of physics. Fuck 00, what a fucking shit series
Is it too late to get into 40k? Or is it irreversibly ruined like MtG?
If you mean wargame? then yep.
if you mean collecting, just look at the models
>claws on boot to hurt the ground while walking
heh
I can say the same about you.
You can get into it whenever you like. They kept rules for discontinued units if you can get hold of them and they just did a big set release aimed at new players. My brother started again recently and he gets these magazines which gradually give you the units in the new set if you don't want to buy it all at once + lore and other stuff in the mag
>Large push to make Female Space marines a thing with GW apparently making a push lorewise to facilitate it
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Is this real life?
How the fuck could they come up with something so cringey
>Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Angels of Chalice, rulers of baal
Just buy models on ebay and get the pdfs from /tg/. Maybe start out with Kill Team since you only need like 6 models. Or if you just mean the franchise than I recommend Space Marine and Dawn of War
>unironically buying magazines instead of pirating it
How did get into "muh rush a" nonargument again?
I freaking love Krieg. The job of commissar attached to them is not to raise spirit and urge them on. It's to keep them from doing stupid suicidal shit. It's a dangerous job because they can get executed by their own men if the men see this as cowardice and want to charge on.
Do the Adeptus Mechanicus actually has an army that I can play with it?
I quite like the new scout marines, they have the thinner build of the old RT lads
the full scale primaris newmarines are just offensive though
Yes
Historical themed 40k regiments are cool
>all those redflags
Yes.
>Historical themed 40k regiments are cool
>posts SJW fan-art
opinion discarded
they even have quad amputee gimp powered walkers
She's an Attilan rough rider
An autocannon on a jetpack? Are they going backwards when they shoot?
Just be thankful they haven't gone full SJW yet
Are you retarded?
is that official?
It's the choice of dripfeeding the models and a bit of description of how the game works versus buying £200 worth of stuff in one go. Not to mention the aim of the magazine series is also to have a set of two armies so you can actually introduce/play the game with another person. It's a good idea whether you like it or not. Warhammer was always super expensive and hard to convince anyone to get into except for family members
Wouldn't it be strange to have a game in that universe where the primary concern isn't straight up murdering each other?
>what is blood bowl
I'm really so glad the standard exists
>americans
The Emperor is Persian
Nigga what? Many guard regiments are almost 50:50 female to male. Beggars can't be choosers when an entire galaxy full of monsters and demons is against you.
cute
I don't mind this shit
They just want Warhammer to be fun,they don't care about SJW shit.
I bet not a single one cares about female Space Marines.
It'll be the faggot behind the camera who thinks he's being a white knight, championing whatever cause he's imagined for them all to get inside those oversized panties.
Actual betas will be the end of everything good.
It's that Dawn of War comic. I believe it's called Dawn of War.
What is the classified? I cant read.