Tfw no Khajiit wife

Pff... Argonian Wives is where it's at.

They show their stomach to me all the time, but after 2-3 rubs on their tummy and they go full autismo mode with their back paws

good

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They want their belly rubbed, not their dick user

cats don't have dicks

>no high elf gf
I love arrogant women, it's hot.

>tfw you will never be sandwiched between an imperial and nord while they argue about who gets to ravage your anus for the night

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>Kills himself for marrying a khajiit
>would rather marry someone that's liable to turn into an animal randomly and maul your face off
Great logic there

That's unironically the plot of Skyrim.

I thought I knew TES lore fairly well, but the punchline of this eludes me. I thought the Khajiit variants were all different kinds of cats- there are Bosmer-looking Khajiit..?

From the very first game.

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Yes, the Ohmes and Ohmes-raht. They look much more Elven than the other furstocks. I think they still have tails, though

Khajiit can range from cat cats to elf-looking dudes.

Only the Ohmes-raht have tails, Ohmes are nigh-indistinguishable from mer.

god i wish

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You forgot the crippling skooma addiction part

no wonder Pelinal tried to cull them

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>no pure, gods-fearing qt Dunmer wife to prepare a saltrice and guar steak meal after you return from a hard day's work in the eggmines

You not into Kobolds?

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don't do this to me, user

Pelinal was a fucking psycho that literally got away with multiple genocides. I'm happy the Ayleids managed to fuck him up in the end.

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What kind of khajiit wife, user? Do you mean a suthay-raht? A cathay? An ohmes? Or are you willing to marry a senche?

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Turns out, when you create a rage-fueled terminator and send him back in time with the instructions "kill elves", there ends up being considerably fewer elves in the world.

lonely and horny.mov

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>Nerdy girl that names a Wizardry character after you
Aw.

>Army of Darkness
>Megadeth
>X-COM
this girl knows what's up

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imagine looking like a slim imperial dude, but you are actually the same race as felines

The rope is for his wife, the river is for the cat.

My cat would strut over and plop down belly-up in front of me for belly rubs. It's hit and miss for them. That same cat would bite anyone whose hand went too low for the first 2 years of his life, and then slowly changed his mind about it until belly rubs were the only thing he accepted. By the time he was 10, if you pet his back, he would quickly roll over so your hand was on his stomach instead.

RIP in peace, Baller. ;_; I hope you're in bellyrub heaven with all the mice you can eat.

>ywn be a Nord meathead warrior with a qt Imperial girl you meet travelling to Solstheim
Why even live? I just want to breed and drink mead with the boys while hunting bears and Rieklings

A majority of cats hate having their stomach or paws touched.

>i'll never have a gf that's into xcom, wizadry, or duke nukem.
kill me please

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I used to pet my cats belly but then I noticed it gave him big greasy boners

Now I want to start Skyrim again as a Khajiit, should I?

Or maybe I can just change my current character.

More like

>tfw no Altmer wife that mocks you for being a lesser race while she rides you relentlessly and calls you a whore as you helplessly moan in pleasure beneath her, kept fully erect through multiple orgasms by her powerful Restoration magic

I tried starting Skyrim again as a Khajiit after belatedly discovering and reading the webcomic Prequil. wasn't worth it.

>Prequil
Sounds like a medicine you take *before* you get sick.

I wish I had a boyfriend like this honestly.

is this the katia thread

Are you a girl though?

lol no
what girl would actually like Megadeth anyways? That picture is beyond unrealistic

what's she holding?

Why can't my fantasy ever become reality...

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Would you guys recommend mods for Skyrim SE or shall I just go for the vanilla experience?

user, I can only get so erect.

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Looks like a bottle of skooma, friend.

That's fucking Jonah Hill from Megamind.

Hey, I feel you too on that user.
>tfw no bf to play guitar for or make Doom levels with
it's suffering

>tfw i'm already married to a girl like this

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>he fell for the marriage jew

i just want a furry gf to do drugs with, is that so much to ask?

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I want a haughty high elf gf

>tfw no lusty argonian maid
Just end me now. The worst part is how every fucking skin mod just makes argonians look like regular chicks with scaly skin.

I want some weird shit, you know?

show me the size of that femdom folder gayboi

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