Devil May Cry

DMC1's front cover is so fucking kino.

D E M O N

*W U B*

>ywn woke up to this
>tfw no Lady gf

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Please explain Vergil trex meme.

STOP

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Sauce?

>was hoping DMCV's success would give us some new Lady porn
>only a handful of mediocre pics

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I'd give up vidya for a Lady gf

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There's some ok stuff on rule34

>No Plans for future content

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Any Urizen on Lady and Trish?

Good taste lads

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Why does It hurt so bad bros

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No you wouldn't!!!!

still hurts

There's an animated lady x urizen

I CAN'T WAKE UP

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This is not ok. Nothing is sacred, degeneracy to the core.

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I know i would

I just wanna cuddle her

I meant new stuff, I've jerked to some of the stuff on paheal dozens of times now.

Why would you post such an image knowing the emptiness it leaves in me?

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HOLY SHIT. EVEN IN THE ANIME SHE LOOKS UGLY AND MANNISH.

should be canon. who wants dante to fuck his mom?

>DantexLady
a man of culture

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>paheal
Go to rule34hentai or .xxx for better stuff
There's shit locked behind login too

Kamiya apparently
Fuck Kamiya

How can i get a gf that looks like 5Lady facemodel bros

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So would you put Nero below Mundus levels?

He was able to take on a tired Vergil, and given that punch he probably could have taken on Dante in his tired state.

It just makes me wonder how vulnerable the two are in the underworld, because if they keep on fighting and draining each other, they could both get Arkham'ed pretty easily.

Nero's probably sitting somewhere around DMC1 Dante's level between Itsuno describing him as being at physical and mental peak in 5, and V considering him as a candidate for the Sparda

I'd say he surpassed Mundus already

Anatomy fags are the worst

Considering there are probably other Mundus level demons in hell (Agrosax for instance) doesn't that leave the two in danger if they keep on whaling on each other like that?

DELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETE

Probably not, unless they're absolutely exhausted. They're far and away the most powerful things in Hell by this point, Dante's walking around with Balrog as an heir-apparent for the title of king of Hell.

user, everyone surpassed mundus for years now. Nero was beyond Mundus levels since DMC4. He's a noncharacter at this point

yeah....bout that Kamiya.... the incest angle... maybe not the best--come exec at capcom

a true fan with culture and ssstyle here. just sayin

>Lady and Trish most searched game characters on pornhub
Kek

this. you'd have to do a lot to kill either Dante or Virgil, and if you interrupt their fight, i feel like it becomes a Ornstein and Smough kinda thing thing.

I usually use gelbooru, I just use paheal to check for new and/or trending characters since the people there will upload literally everything, which can be both good and bad.

Seething

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I'm getting so sick and tired of seeing people pretend like Dante x Lady would EVER be a thing.

DANTE and NERO are in TRUE LOVE. GET OVER IT, PEOPLE.

Based but he's still the reason why Dante x Lady isnt real
And created Trash

Would you fucking stop? Don't you sleep or something?

>king of Hell.
King of the Fire Hell. Not the same. Berial was King of Fire Hell too.

Who cares, why do you want to see your waifu in the arms of another man anyway.

Wasn't Mundus already weakened in 1 from being partially sealed by Sparda? Even if he's stronger than Sparda Dante was still only good enough to reseal him then.

stop giving him (You)s user

Name all the dmc characters that don't have dad/parent issues.

Daily reminder that fujofags are mostly traps and ruin the DMC series

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Dante still needed Sparda's power to event dent Mundus and Trish saved his ass.

I think DMC3 Lady is better than DMC5, but I think girls with angry expressions really do it for me.

Kyrie

I think the 4 novel mentioned Berial being Mundus's heir specifically. Though no indication if he's actually related to him or how heirs are designated.

Didn't her parents die?

>Trish
>Bayo
You guys think Kamiya's trying to tell us something

Orphaned when her parents were turned into demons and killed.
Patty reunited with her mom eventually and seems to have come away from it OK.

I think they're actually girls but they do ruin the series

She's ugly.

Morrison

Mostly the parents themselves in those situations.
Off the top of my head.
No indication on Sanctus, Agnus, Arius, Arkham,nearly all the pure demons, Morrison, Enzo, Sparda, Eva, Matier.
Series doesn't have a lot of characters in the games themselves but they tend to throw in the parent issues for easy parallels I guess.

>girl (male)
FTFY

Yes but she seems to be the less messed up about it. Contrary to Dante or Vergil for example. She seemed to have overcome it.

Fujofags? So fags who like fujos?

To be fair, we don't know if she's affected by it or Credo dying because we never see her.

Based but Dante x Trish is a big NO.

>Ugly. She should stop complaining.
ABSOLUTELY BASED

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Vergil is so great, I love him!

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Well, first, you gotta find one. I don't know how to do that.
Then, you gotta conquer her heart. I also don't know how to do that.

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GET OVER IT

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I love Dante

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Me too!!! He's so handsome and charming! He's also smart and funny! He's so perfect!!!

Nero has SUCH good taste

There is a very disappointing lack of LadyxNico
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Sorry I don't meant to derail but you dmcfrens seem nice. Is Divinity Original Sin a good game?

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hes got good taste in uncle, but his taste in gf is even better

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GET OUT

There's a pretty good smutfic about them on HF. Even includes a bit of monster fucking.

NO. GET OUT.

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

EVERYONE GET OUT

I'M SO MAD

I'M SHAKING

no

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!Meltdown

DMC has always had fujos from the beginning. But the longtime fans are OK because they support the series and actually play the damn game. Plus since the only ships they have are incest they don't usually cause drama, because they know they'd have no ground to stand on.
Bandwagoners who hopped on for V because he's the new hotness after they got bored of Connor Detroit or whatever fad husbando came beforehand do, because they don't care about the series and spend all their time bitching about fictional incest or coming up with excuses why V/Nero totally isn't so they don't look like huge hypocrites afterwards.

>No special edition coming.
>No turbo
>No Vergil
>No legendary dark knight mode
>No costumes
>No extra difficulties.
DMC5 is not the best DMC game.

you're just making yourself look like a clown right now, and it's not funny

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Forgot that Vergil's Force Edge Combo 2, had him spaz out with both Force Edge and Yamato. And that the same magic that lets their weapons stick to the back also allows Yamato's sheathe to just stick to Vergil's hip.

Blessed posts. Thank you, user.

thats the point
its bait quit responding to them

stop feeding him with (You)s

it's my only reply, just trying to look out, but autism is a hella of a drug i guess

Thanks for the info

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If we're posting Nero x Kyrie right now I might as well share this cute comic I found earlier today.

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If someone who knows moon could help translate that would be great.

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Considering the Devil Bringer was revealed to basically be Nero's arm stuck in some weird permanent DT, think the twins or Nero could learn how to do it at will?
Would make Dual wielding something with Yamato a lot easier for Vergil at least, while still keeping the sheathe drawing.

post more Lady retards

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She's scaring Dante! He's a pure boy and she's taking advantage of him!

Does Lady really like Dante? I haven't finished the game yet.

PRAISE TO MY FATHER
BLESSED BY THE WATER

Friendly reminder for all the anons procrastinating right now.

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she starts liking him at the end of the game.

I mean, I guess not.

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Kyrie x Nero is the dream.

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post her yourself nerd

>A working phone in hell
So this is how they broke out of there, huh...

>It's OK when Itsuno gives me a man-jawed woman

how do i get a tomboy gf

I'll get around to beating BP with V eventually
Just not tonight

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Step 1) Be a charismatic chad.
Step 2) Woo her with your antics.
Step 3) ???
Step 4) Hot sweaty demon hunter sex.

femanons how do I get a bf like Dante, help

Those demons represented his fucked up memories of Mundus ass-raping him. I don't think he'd be upset by losing them.

I have, you dweeb

The phone companies of the DMC universe are the next level of engineering. Swear they are sponsored by the same god that leaves the upgrade statues, considering how that final phoneline somehow worked near the top of a constantly warping Demon Tree.

friendly reminder I can and will snap v like a twig

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>iF mY fAtHEr DiD iT-

First, be a girl.
Second, catch him when he's in his teens.
Third, change the way he sees life and family.
Fourth, don't deny the kiss he'll try to give you at the worst moment or he will be a virgin for the rest of his life.

Please do. It's my fetish.

I wonder if that area was a cut level area or something.
DMC is supposed to take place with modern levels of technology so no reason he doesn't just bring a smartphone of some kind.

You forgot about killing your father who killed your mom. That's one of the most important things

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--in that case I retract my statement I won't be doing that
v lives to die another day

do this

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more like disregard her in favour of a literal mommy gf

Would Kyrie be down for a threesome with Nico?

Oh yeah, fifth step, very important, that way you can relate to him when he losses his crazy motivated brother.

>V living
That, too, is my fetish.

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NO.

No, she is a good Spardan woman

He is alive

god damn it uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
I'll put him in a coma what about that

Rule 63 Ezra Miller

So what did Vergil do for the 10 years between losing to Dante and getting beaten by him in 1? Just kill things for Mundus?

How can Vergil teach Nero manners? Whenever Kyrie isn't around , he just swears like a sailor.

Absolutely, but only after the revelations of 5.
>"Nero be reasonable about this. Sparda wanted to protect humanity, and the best way to do that is to spread his bloodline so that humanity will have powerful guardians. It's our holy mission to make sure you impregnate as many women as possible."

PUT HIM IN A COMA

If Vergil wielded DSD would the blade start glowing blue or would he start glowing orange-red?

looking at his tattoos makes my hand cramp
how much time did that take to draw jesus christ

64

Vergil doesn't care about nero why would he bother?

He only swears when he's on the job or shit goes down. Like how Dante's kind of lazy and depressed normally but gets hyper when there are demons to kill. I imagine Vergil only gets serious and dramatic when there's work to be done as well, he's a poetry-loving turbonerd otherwise.

He slept for 15 years

He does care though

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It's the one thing he's beaten Dante in. Having an heir.

It would just teleport back to Dante.

What if the dude just gets deleted from existence? Like he disappears. No body. No snap. He just disappears.

Someone was sacrificed for that art to be complete. F

Who here /collector'sedition/?

I love the van it looks rad sitting right next to my TV.

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I don't like this.

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How? He fucked off to hell just as soon as he learned he had a kid.

Does he really have that skull ring on jos belt?

yeah

No it was shitty as hell.

Rather than heir, Berial was just Mundus' successor. Mundus wasn't his father, he was just the big dick demon that Berial looked up to and acted to lead his army after he got sealed.
The shitty wikia rife with fanfic has warped the notion a bit over the years.

>There's shit locked behind login too
what

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Because you know that despite how tough or slutty she acts, she's in a lot of emotional pain, is ignored by the only man she had a connection with, constantly trying to keep pace with powerful demons, has nobody that she's close to or that even knows her real name, and desperately needs someone to hold and love her despite her numerous mental and physical scars. But she's likely going to die alone, probably after pushing herself to the edge of her physical abilities while wearing a fake smile and skimpy outfit so she can pretend that she's the same sexy young badass when she first met Dante, hoping that he'll look at her the way he did back then.

He gave him is favorite book.

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I can't decide if V's corset being attached to his jacket thingie is more or less kinky because on one hand it means he didn't knowingly put a full corset on, but on the other it means he saw this and thought, who needs an actual shirt?

>Ugly. She should stop complaining.
BASED

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I can't believe he fucking saw that sleeveless trench with corset and thought yeah, that's what I want to wear

I think people are underestimating just how fast Vergil/Dante's stamina recovers. Sure they can get tired, but it only took a single hour for Dante to go from tuckered out from Urizen and not spry enough for Vergil to consider it a real fight, to him and Vergil duking it out at full power.

And they probably suck up demon power in the underworld or some funky shit

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he let him borrow it until he could return to fight him again.

The word heir was used in the Babelfished translation which is probably where the misconception comes from.
It's still possible for Mundus to be his father nonetheless, in the sense that he can easily create demons at will, and Belial might've just been one of those who grew to be particularly powerful.

Vergil had been repressing his baby bat for too long

It means DMC5 will forever remain half finished

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And a choker.

Just how kinky and/or repressed is Vergil?!

Memes aside, closed up clothing probably screws with summoning the pets from the tattoos easily.

That's what good fathers do , user.

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Based, DMC5 lady is a beauty
>man jawed
Imagine being this virgin. In western culture beauty is defined by the golden ratio, which involves a more defined jaw. Lady is an accurate western beauty and they didn't even need to slap blonde hair on her.

Is "DMC5 is half finished no content FAILURE!" the new modus operandi for blunder chasing shitpostfags?

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>Purrgil has pants on
>Mewro and Nyante are bottomless
>implying cat society doesn't want you flaunting your butthole
I hate this its like Donald Duck all over again

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Even if it was the case (which isnt), nero would absolutely not fuck any other woman besides Kyrie, even with her approval. He wouldnt even get it up

I'm already Dante

This should've been her 4 costume.

vergil isn't a good father

Well to be fair he didn't even know he had a son, so..

Very cute Lady tummy

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He's a better father than Dante.

I didn't see dante ripping off his own sons arm

Dante's a good ototo.

He is trying his best.
He isnt even cutting nero's arms anymore, thats a major improvement.

DMC has top tier tummies, even before Nico
no bare midriff Kyrie is 5's greatest flaw

Even after he found out he still was acting like a shitty dad.

Who says Nero's doing the fucking?

I bet Lady takes advantage of Dante sexually on the regular and he screams and cries the whole time

>trying his best by not apologizing and fucking off to hell

imagine if Nero had a sick nasty demon leg instead of arm
imagine all the stupid robot legs

Here's where some fag enters to tell you that she was 16 or whatever in 3 and how it's not ok to slam your hand up and down your dick to her hot teen bod and succulent lips.

are you dumb, Dante and Vergil is the one true and canon pairing here

I don't understand, why do you faggots like old hags so much.

He's trying his best, user. Fuck, give him a chance.

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I'm sure she tries. She probably offers to pay his rent/utilities in exchange for sex, but he'd rather just live with no electricity.

if she looks like an adult it doesn't matter
even if she did look like a kid it also wouldn't matter because shes not real

To be fair. Vergil did hear him out and did what Nero wanted after beating him up. Which is basically a huge step forward when you recall him rather dying and becoming Moondust's bitch boy than just listening to Dante.

Fuck this artist, they made motherfucking neko atsume DMC porn
Who in this godforsaken earth looks at a blank canvas and thinks "yep, I am gonna draw two cats having anal sex"?

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>Ugly. She should stop complaining
This is the natural response from a successful man to nonsense.

unless dante moves to alabama where its okay to marry your mom :^)

Dunno but holy fuck I'd like to be in Lady's place and bite Dante's cute lipsu.

I'm pretty sure that was on accident
an unfortunate position chosen for that pic

Didn't really had the time to do so, user.

Get out.

When are we getting more Dante x Lady lewds, I want to self insert as Lady.

I just want to see Lady and Nico lick each other's navels in a 69 position, it's not fair

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And Vergil had no pants on just for that one pic.

Fuuuuuck

I REALLY hope so, user

oh fuck I didn't notice
maybe they realized it was weird to give him pants and not the others? theres also no motion lines to imply a dicking
please god don't let it be true

>implying a swap

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Google translate says something like "letting them match" so I don't think so. zerofire-v.lofter.com/post/3fccc4_12e6235bf

How else do you think Lady paid for the Kalina Ann 2 in full so quickly?

Exactly. Vergil wins by default.

Also listening isnt worth the same as apologizing for putting him in a coma for a month

That's another addition to the long list of "things I didn't want to see but ended up seeing thanks to a DMC thread".

>no apologizes
>runs away
>stays in hell for a month instead of immediately going back
He's terrible

>DT Spardacest
>Aquaman porn
She knows what she was doing.

>No Special Edition coming
>people actually believe this

For shitty dad.

Actually, it's worse. She forcibly rapes him and then takes most of his money. She's abusive!

Wrong.

>thanks Nero
>go to severe the tree roots because of his son even if it means staying in hell.
Try to see the bigger picture user.

Sanctus

based Enzo

I may still be a virgin, but at least I know what this feels like

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>no apologizes
For what? He didn't know he had a son and was stuck in hell for 25 years. Or are you talking about him taking back Yamato from some goober he didn't know that decided it was a good idea to absorb it? He was also still corrupted at the time he did it.
>runs away
You mean going to take down the giant demon tree that was destroying the world? He needed to fix his own mess instead of pushing it all on Dante and Nero.
>stays in hell for a month instead of immediately going back
We don't even know the time frame he's been gone. Him leaving the book was him telling Nero he'd be back.

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tell that to people on twitter
there are actual groups of people who will doxx you, find out where you live and call your boss to tell them you're a pedophile in an attempt to get you fired for trying to commison porn of underage fictional characters like the persona girls

The saddest part about Lady (and Trish) getting No way fag´d is that it would have been a rad sequel a game about two half-sisters fighting over something stupid
Also imagine if Griffin(fused with a shard of rebellion) would have a gift for Lady’s daughter the gameplay the dialogues and bosses going “AHHHHH DOUGTHER OF DANTE” and then Griffin”I used to sound like that?”
Extra extra points in Griffin and whoever ends as Trish’s daughter inherited weapon where friendly whit Griffin and as they are screaming at each other they are like “hey man how is it going”

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Based. Fujos get out

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>thanks nero for being dumb enough to help his keikaku doori
>severs tree roots because if he didn't it would continue to spread
>punched nero when he wanted to go with him for some father son bonding
>stayed in hell too fool around with his brother and can escape at any time but still waits a month
Shitty dad

I'm not a virgin and I know what it feels like to bite kiss a girl's lower lip and have her do the same to me.

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what the fuck even is this post

Well luckily Trish is there to comfort him afterwards. Sexually.

thats why you keep your porn hidden
do all your business on a separate account

Man why are people so obsessed with NEW CHARACTER HAS TO BE THE CHILD OF OLD CHARACTER so bad.
That shit is wack and leads to shit like the new Star Wars movies.
Fresh new stuff is almost always better

>it wasn't vergil who took his arm it was just corrupted vergil they aren't alike at all

It tells you the dates, its been a month.

She doesn't do that sexually. She just tosses a boxed pizza at him to make him stop whimpering and maybe pats his head while cradling him. It's hard when your not-son is such a manbaby about having sex with his gf.

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its a quick and easy way to give them a reason to be associated with the main characters, I think

People will do that of characters who are canonically above age too. Sometimes they say it's because the character first appeared on the show as a kid, and therefore you can never lewd them no matter what, or they'll literally say that the creators were lying when they said the character was an adult, because then it means they can no longer tell fans who ship that character with anyone else than their fave to kill themselves for being supposed pedo scum. These people are fucking crazy.

To summarize it No OP image you posted never happened and never will.
And it is a damn shame because I would love a sequel about demons trying to kill the daughters of Dante while shitting themselves when Nero shows up.
Also I am bitter Griffin died (again)

fuck yeah

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Japanese are obsessed with Bloodlines and shit, and it's a series where nearly everyone is already related in soem way.

>"Come on Dante, you're a big boy now. I'll buy you a pizza if you do a good job and cum inside her. But if you keep crying I'll make you hold her hand."

>B-but I don't wanna cum in her again! She glares at me and keeps hitting me when I try to get awaaaaay!

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>lady thread
Finally.

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lady thread could happen at any time you just need to post lady

I really her jacket on the EX color than before but
>lipstick

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drawfag here. anyone got requests?

Where is the scar? That's not lady

>still no mod for default head + ex color outfit
ONE JOB

user are you okay? Are you okay user?

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theres a mod that makes her hair black but thats about it

Vergil and Dante cutting their way out of hell at Nero and Kyrie's wedding, freaking the hell out of the reception. Crew Cut is among them.

Vergil taunting us about playing him

Lady forcing herself on Dante sexually while Trish watches and looks annoyed, and Dante looks terrified!

Dante is for Bayo

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Get your glasses.

V eating whatever you had for dinner

God fucking damn, sorry mates. Fix'd

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Nero kissing dante

>"Don't worry sweetie. I'll hold you down so you don't struggle so much. And remember to open your mouth when you kiss her. Would you like to practice with me again?"

Literally not lady, dmc5 isnt cannon.

I refuse to believe it's real.

You had one job.
You solved it.
Good job, user.

V with fat borb shoved inside his corset

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Breh you get yours

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Vergil proudly showing his questionable fashion taste to Nero and Dante

Alright, you should have said that first. Then she's not Lady, just, some weird Lady from a non canon dimension.

vergil being a bottom

Pretty sure it's a man

You asked for a scar and it's right there, alright.

Lady's scar has always been pretty subtle, even in DMC3

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>pure virgin
I know this is a shop, but it's truly the greatest timeline.

>not making a mod that puts lipstick marks all over Trish and Nico

Vergil and Nero playing baseball. Up to you who pitches and who bats. Make it goofy, like Vergil using Nero's arm to throw the ball or something.

Alright, alright, do your thing then.

Vergilfags are dirty whores

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Dante's hair in 4 and 5 is so bad. I miss the better hair of 1 and 2.

That's not a scar fuckface

Someone mod Vergil a dick

Lady drunkenly entering Dante's room (where he's sleeping in bed in a onesies with pizzas) she strips naked and throws herself on top of him horizontally. Skips to morning where Dante wakes up naked looks over at Lady now wearing his onesies and him saying "Not again"

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It's not being a whore if it's for Vergil only.

He needs a bigger bulge

Have dante with bunny ears or edit this photo anyway you would like

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Except it is.

Sorry it was a rant… anyways this is a more coherent version of what was trying to say On second thought I have to agree on what Pat said about maybe this is a good as DMC is going to get so there is no need for a sequel. We don’t want to get what happened to Metal gear do we?

holy shit what was Reuben doing

what scp is this

where's the fucking lady sfm?

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Being Ruben.

Trying to summon Ayys

i bet you have a folder full of close up shots of vergils crotch.

Godammit I was trying to link to this comment istead of this

Is he tucking his pp

>Vergil uses Nero's arm to throw the ball
>Nero breaks Ragtime to get a perfect hit
>Vergil air tricks to catch it

Just go to whatever rule34 site and type Devil May Cry, Lady and you're done

He has no pp according to naked V
Probably lost it when he became corrupted

He said he'd come back. That's more than my dad did.

check Mo0nX's Twitter to see what kind of wacky new CG pics he's made recently
it's just porn, full frontal, no nonsense or anything
Strangely disappointed by this.

He doesn't have the BIGGER DICK this time

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They're good friends

God, I wish. I only have 3 pics, all from here. So thank you for contributing to the collection.

I'm surprised he made a V.

I appreciate the hairy Nero though, but I am still expecting more stuff with Dante.

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It's because it's V, right?

Neither the phat ass it seems. Did Munmun really like twinks that much to chop off Vergil's dick?

I'm no fag but that body hair is impressive

Go to sleep.

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THEY MUST BE SMOOTH, HAIRLESS, AND DICKLESS

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I was hoping he'd do more Tardface Nero.

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Dante with his tongue in Nero's mouth, their eyes are closed because they want to focus on the taste and sensation of each other

What did Lady mean by THIS?

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mobile.twitter.com/sui_yumeshima/status/1120256698319376384

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HEY MUNDUS
TRISH!

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dump all the pics

>YOU CANNOT KILL ME
>dies
This is the 5th time I die on BP and I'm so sad that I'm letting Dante down.

I guess I'll get around beating DMD to learn more of the game. But it is such a chore to play the earlier half of the game; I just wanna practice with Dante, dammit.

Look at his lips, where do you think his penis spent the most time in.

>Club América logo on jacket
This is how you know it was made by a spicfag.

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>no armpit hair
>leg hair
gross

How'd far you'd get user?

The source is slapped on the pic, lazy user

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Cutest Trish

Sexy inside.

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>I just wanna practice with Dante, dammit.
void it up bro

W-What are you implying about Vergil's lips user

>Imagine your father and uncle gate-crashing your wedding

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Warm-up

I thought it was the pictures you get for subscribing to their patreon

Why did they make Dante so much better looking then Nero, V and Virgil?

You know they didn't get that big naturally.

THAT'S YOUR OPINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Because you're into older, vaguely homeless looking men

>Virgil
post discarded
they're all hot though

>virgil
Bait

That's definitely a bluge on Trish

>Dante has thin lips
>Vergil has plump lips
WHAT DID HE DO IN HELL

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Except V

SLAY
ALL

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T H E
F L I N C H
I N
Y O U R
E Y E
C A L L S
Y O U R
B L U F F

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We don't want to know.

Like 78-80, I think.
I haven't even fought Cerberus yet.
Good idea, I probably need a better grasp of the enemies, although there you can only fight one at a time.
There's plenty of time to warm up through the first 40 floors.

thats your opinion I stand by mine

you tell me, user.

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Maybe he did some favors for those demons he met during his 15 years of living there.

FEEL FREE TO DIE WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH

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My opinion is better.

BRING THE FABLE FROM THY TOMB
SPORADIC DOOM
AS KNIGHTS LOOM
both of Dante's DMC4 themes are worse than Subhuman

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incorrect have a nice day

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>There's plenty of time to warm up through the first 40 floors.
There's a warm-up mode where you can practice BP floors up to the ones you died on, pick one with the enemies that are giving you trouble and practice

wrong

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*licks Dante's neck*

>we're resorting to astrisk ERPing now
please stop please stop please stop

I wanna know. I need some pictures as well.

Come to the dark side, user.

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more like the dork side

Stop. Go back tumblr.

>3D
disgusting

That too.

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>70+ hours put into the game
>Haven't beaten DMD (on mission 14 atm)
>Haven't gotten further than lvl 70 on BP with any character yet

hahaha, kill me

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That's not Morrison

I'm already there, user.

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>imagine being Nero at your wedding, that's the same day these fucking crazy-ass characters show up with their friend who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, after blowing up Mundus' big red tri-balls, while at the same time you pledge yourself to the big bootied sister-wife who is fisting the wedding band you provided her, and with her whoreish, skanky, breaths she utters the words "I do"

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hey yeah what the fuck is this

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where the dick at?

Dark handsome stranger

>yfw all those no dlc fortune came true

you're absolutely right

>although there you can only fight one at a time.
to be honest thats how most DMC fights are since you can only lock onto one enemy at a time so its fine. just practice some sick combos on empusas then try to get good fighting the other enemies

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I kinda like all the stupid "V comes back" ideas

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Did vergil stab himself again?

I have questions and I don't want answers.

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>not licking his chest instead
never reply to me again

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Because he's the face of the franchise. But the others are handsome too, they share the Sparda genes after all.

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V doing stereotypical dad things with Nero. I know he doesn't find out until after becoming Vergil, but still.

ara ara

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I see you are a man of taste as well.

I love Nero and Kyrie doing cute shit together

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Can you tumblrites find another website to infect?

dante is volcel and not for lewd

cease this immediately

If he accidentally cuts himself with the Yamato, will the same thing happen again? Is he now just a ticking time bomb for when a goth kid and a demon king will pop out of his back?

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Ugly hair

>tfw absolutely adore 5 Nero as the most handsome character in the whole series
>have a folder dedicated to various screencaps of his handsome face
>but all the lewds of him with his dick out or fucking/getting fucked by anyone other than Kyrie disgust me and I can only enjoy the pure cute art

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Make me

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That's okay, user, Nero is for Kyrie only.

I like fanart Kyrie because it allows me to pretend she's actual fun.

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IT'S NOT FAIR

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can't wait for V to pop back out of Vergil's pussy ass-naked again and run off to find a new and even more horrendous getup

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How does vergil know which one will pop out? Does he need to cut himself in specific places?

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Does that drawfag still come to these threads?

Look on the brightside, if the fortunes are right than this is right.

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kino

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bros i aint gay or nothing but these dantes and neros are doing somethin

Lady was an absolute top tier QT tomboy in 3, a boring slut in 4 and she's ugly as sin in 5.

I want a cute yet very lewd vanilla doujin of them

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latex suit next

>implying he wouldn't embrace the nudist culture and walk around, balls dangling in the wind

good

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I don't think he can top the sandals desu

I want Tiny V to be canon now. He can be Vergil's Jiminy Cricket.

Someone needs to make a Vergil edit of this.

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V gets an undercut.

It already exists

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actually he upgrades to these bad boys

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absolutely repulsive

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Vergil never said sorry

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Nice. Into the folder it goes.

Which Dante is the lewdest one?

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We need to go back to /x/ and ask them if they know how to shift into alternate universes.

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Wouldn't that be maxim and dan?

Get a Vergil tulpa.

>incest angle
No faggot, Dante didn't know she looked like his mom. No incest at all. Just the healthy animus being attracted to its anima.

Now post THAT picture

Would wear those unironically desu

Crocs with holes cut out for the toes.
I'm surprised there's no footfaggotry for V yet.

Those are fucking hideous

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I always was a Dantefag but DMC5 Vergil does things to me.

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Yeah that's what I need. An imaginary boyfriend that I can't touch and people will think I'm crazy for talking to him.

>yfw Lady is a canon 40 year old virgin

you could be onto something.
>vergil "accidentally" splits himself in two again
>wears nothing but a speedo, two chokers, and one fluffy handcuff on each arm

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>Dante didn't know she looked like his mom
Dude literally has his mom's picture on his desk at all times, even people who never met Eva know what she looks like.

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I wonder how he feels that his son is a complete dumbass.

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>i aint gay
Hate to break it to ya user...

Why does he summon pets from tattoos anyway? Is there any other character in this series with similar powers?

IT'S F A S H I ON

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Dan and maxim make a kid
Clone him
Vergil for for everyone

Arius is the only other summoner I can think of, but he didn't have tattoos

No, but to bring the demon into the human world there needs to be something they can possess as a vessel, so maybe ink was just practical way of doing it.

Did you not play DMC 1? Do you know nothing about the story of the games? Is this bait?

He's the first summoner. That if you don't count SMT Nocturne as part of DMC.

He's in good company

Well yeah, Trish has always been kinda busted.

>Dan and maxim make a kid

Who's the mommy and who's the daddy?

Those tattoos are what allow him to summon since well, the demons gotta come from somewhere.

But besides V no one else really fights like he does in DMC.

not once Lady's finished with him

Dont open

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I bet Nero's wings make your fingers feel tingly when you touch them like when a limb falls asleep
and V's tattoos feel like a gritty but fine powder that won't rub off and they writhe like there's bugs crawling beneath his skin
enjoy that thought because I very much didn't

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>not v/Dante
They practically eye fucked eachother when they "met"

>Forgetting the KEEENG OF THIS WURLD
Yeah he had other magic shit but he summoned demons to do his fighting

Dan is the daddy.

At what point in DMC1 does it make clear that he recognizes that she looks just like Eva?

Somehow I bet Mundus probably did set up a plan to generate numerous Vergil clones.

>DMC2
>Existing
Alright you're right. I actually forgot REEEE can summon demons too. Fair enough.

PREPARE FOR TRUTH:

Dante x Nero is the superior pairing

Deal with it

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After Nightmare
>Why'd you save me?
>You look like my mom

When he says that you'll never have her fire line.

do you guys also read this image in plankton's voice?

But I thought Yea Forums disliked ugly girls in modern games?

IN THE OPENING SEQUENCE

UGH

The prologue, when he gasps at seeing her face without sunglasses for first time and the scene goes over to Eva's picture.

You think we'll meet them in dmc 6

yeah thats why they voted for 5Lady

YEAH, LIKE, YOU CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR HIS HEART BREAKING BECAUSE HE MISSES HIS MOMMA

Are you new to DMC, user?

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>bugs under skin
oh I don't like that.

>Spoiler
Why

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This is also why he's so protective of Nero. Nero is his mother's grandson, OK? Nero is EVERYTHING to Dante

I hate carymono and her cheap art. Also, I can no longer look at words crimson cloud the same way.

I can't look at Crimson Cloud the same way either, but for other reasons I won't mention

Don't lewd their bromance

Good Lord this guy's art is top quality stuff.

Crimson reminds me of that dj with vergil and moondust every single time.

Vergil and Dante sitting in a tree

eating fucking beef jerky

Oh shit, you just made it worse.

Don't be silly, only Vergil was sitting on the tree until Dante, and later Nero, came to fight.

Woohoo
mobile.twitter.com/devilmaycry_jp/status/1121277232545062912

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Looks good, congrats Vergilfags. I'm waiting for a V fig before I go complete buyfag

I'm going to buy a Nero one and take a bath with him

Which one? Elaborate.

>that nose
>that manjaw

Why they had to fuck up Lady and Trish so much

>How flustered she gets
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

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no you're gonna fuck up his devil breaker

They're like 250 bucks so you might wanna hold off on bathing with it

Oh shit time to give Capcom even more of my money.

Stick him in your bum

Crimson blue is the title lol

>pop Nero into your ass
>he comes out as his EX colors

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Shit taste, lads.
DMC3 Lady > DMC4 Lady >>>>>>>> rest

>DMC4 lady
above anything

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I will marry Vergil
he has no say in this

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Go away nero

just realized this pic is actually Nero and I've had it in the wrong folder this whole time
I'm a fucking fraud I don't even know what my own wife looks like

>500 posts in
>still no sauce on OP

Fuck all of you honestly

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Nero's mom is kinda flat-chested.

>18+ years of unpaid alimony.
I'd fuck off back to hell too.

>not using Yea Forums extension

this is all you're getting from me

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>vergil gets a figure before V does
Kek that's gotta hurt

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no it makes sense

Not really, I'm glad he's getting some merch

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