Whose hand is this?
Deep Lore
Matthew Ortiz
Blake Hernandez
Micky mouse, he's trying to destroy Mario for dominance in the 8-16 Vidya market
Jeremiah Rodriguez
I always saw it as just a hand-shaped mechanism
It is already known that Bowser has access to advanced mechantronics, as evidenced by the mechakoopas
Jordan Ross
That's the bullet bill machine's cock
Aiden Williams
How do you know that it's a hand?
Maybe it's a peculiar object unique to the Mario universe that just so happens to look like a hand.
And even if it was a hand, how would we know that hands and other limbs/body parts could not exist independently of a person/entity? An entirely different set of rules can and likely do apply to the Mario universe.
Adrian Martinez
But that's just a theory....
James Powell
it's not a hand, since a hand has 5 fingers
it's cow tits
Juan Cook
What else can we do but theorize? The only person known to have had a going into games machine had it stolen, leaving us without a way to verify anything. So we're just stuck here speculating.
Ian Lopez
Is the hand in NSMBWii U?
Robert Thompson
Joseph Edwards
Sebastian Perry
Yes but the arm is gray/silver instead of black
Jose Wilson
How does the mushroom get from yoshies mouth to Mario's stomach?
Jackson Reyes
yoshi's saddle is a parasite that absorbs organic matter that enters yoshi's digestive tract
when mario jumps on yoshi, the saddles attaches itself to mario as well and the organic material it absorbs (the mushroom) enters mario's system as well
Alexander Wilson
His saddle is actually a protein rich venom gland that secretes a fast acting beneficial chemical compound directly into Mario's bloodstream.
Jackson Reed
So basically the saddle is a pkacenta?
Jaxson Brown
Cooper Cook
mine
Anthony Jenkins
Here's some true deep lore.
>Bullet Bill
>Torpedo Ted
>Bill and Ted
Colton Ramirez
In my superior folded 1000 times japanese SMB, Bill is called Killer.
Zachary Richardson
Wooahh
*air guitar sounds*