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Kill the fucking dragon. I don’t care if he’s your friend. He’s a dragon, dragons are niggers
You fuck dragons
>three races fighting for earth
>robots have a human in a mech
Fire Emblem
Pancakes?
snarky glasses wearing man beats up poor people and joins the illuminati
correct
anime WW2
Deliver the hot dragon dick so you can breed a super baby
You play as a plumber called Mario as you go defeat a turtle-dragon to save a princess called Toadstool
you save the world by drawing circles
I'm gonna get shit for knowing this but its angels with scaley wings. Right?
Bioshock Infinite
Okami
Crash bandicoot
or maybe rayman
someone sent out an embarrassing message and wants you to put ghost king to rest
You play as a dead cat
You kinkshame an entire world
Nope
Dwarves from outer space turn off the water and shit all over a tree.
no
deus ex
You play as a gun
You shoot other gun
Become BIGGEST gun
Reposting:
You absorb the guy you played as so you can absorb the guy you absorbed the guy you played as to absorb so you can become the guy you absorbed the guy you played as to absorb
Wrong Guesses:
>Dark Souls saga
>Omikron
>Dragon's Dogma
Pokemon Ranger? Can't remember the stakes in that at all.
valkyria chronicles
Dragons s̶m̶e̶g̶m̶a̶ Dogma
You can draw penises when you complete a competitive match
you shoot a worm and then kill your mom
bingo
binding of issac
Anime characters tussle with a porcupine.
5v5 Russian anger simulator
Spiderman steals your friend so you kill his gf
You are the chosen one
then you are not the chosen one
In the end, does it really matter?
Mario Party?
Team Fortress 2
you're a weeb with no friends and you gotta murder ten other murderers to impress and get laid by your crush.
also lightsaber knockoffs
Linkin Park: In the end
Ye
Also a good guess, but I also don't remember the stakes. Don't think it was about saving the world
Skyrim.
perform mass genocide for pocket change and a pair of shoes
No More Heroes
no
No more heroes
some smalltown architect gets absolutely blitzed on local moonshine and builds a building that shouldn't be able to exist so hard that it spawns a disease hellbent on wiping out the populace.
but you don't know any of that, you're just here cause some backwoods hick claims he can live forever and you want to know whether or not he's full of shit.
2 brothers' endless fighting start a color war while Australia watches the whole thing.
You’re a small but horrifyingly powerful monster with amnesia
The rent is due.
some dude is deaf
C&C Generals
An edgy asshole takes online gaming way too seriously
Outward
Kirby
you're the 44th president and you go on a homicidal rampage on a quest to stop a racist rapper from using uranus to destroy the planet
You’re a kid and a wizard going to wizard school but you don’t really do that you just go around the universe fixing problems and hunting an edgy necromancer
You enter into an agreement with a giant lizard, then suddenly, babbies.
Please try to guess mine :(
post-apocalyptic michigan but the cryptids are real
You must kill your father but he's hidden in the most bullshit dungeon of all time.
DMC?
Wrong
It works but I was thinking of something else
A loli who probably got triggered by Cyberpunk 2077's aesthetics sets up mist, other lolis have to stop her.
Four big boys won't turn off their fucking night lights so you must stop them and then reach the biggest night light.
drifter comes to town in time for a festival, mayor gives him a hot bath
Italian mobster has tentacle swords.
WIND BLOWS HARD IN DECEMBER
darkest dungeon
Never played Dragons Dogma here, do you actually fuck dragons in that game?
Asking for a friend
Is it gray goo?
yee
drakengard
You were dead for 35 years, but then got rezzed only to fuck things up even more.
I swear to god, I am shit playing this
what the fuck, guys
i played this it was the original duke nukem
swing and a miss
draggin' guard
Yep.
Annoying combat, pandering, you’re a summoner and a famous singer, and you’re a public whore in an attempt to revitalize hype over a great game
Arcanum
TF2
Lunar football autism simulator 2010
surprisingly close based off what i wrote but nope
x-2
Sonic Boom The Rise of Lyric
You fell into a tree and the world's fucking ending
Correct
Moonbase Alpha
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aeiou
Heartwarming story about a man who loses his arm but still tries to spread God's love to everyone he meets.
33% chance of an autistic goat trying to destroy the world
Final Fantasy II
Phantasm Jape
3 brothers, actually. Wait, no, just the one guy now.
HOLLA
HOLLA
manlets from the underground use underground spaceships to find underground stars
No sorry anons I can give you a tip if you want
Robots murder the shit out of your waifu
You gotta save the princess because you're the chosen one, along with several other people, but you're the only one doing it to get laid. you're also stalked by Judge Frollo's disembodied voice
GET DOLLA
HAHAHA
You thought you could predict the future but actually it's someone else giving you visions trying to get you to come to them.
Here comes another chinese earthquake
Ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
LISA
A baby you kidnapped gets kidnapped again by a space lizard and you chase it down to a planet where it ends up saving your ass
treasure hunter rides an eagle, fights a dragon, and finds an assload of treasure
also, have fun getting to the northeast part of the forest
into the breach
guy tries to make peace with aliens that he genocided whilst being hunted by nazis and communists
JOHN MADDEN
You forgot your name.
Correct.
>whips out horse cock and puts a gallon of semen in your butt
An autistic loli plays home alone with everyone.
You’re a Pokémon and you fight a dragon
tbf, that probably is the plot, but I was describing the plot of another game. One of a more infamous nature
Dark Souls 3
STALKER
You’re an infant in a horror game
Metroid has a hot gf
Your mommy gf brings you back to life and you go on a great adventure but it turns out she just wanted to die. She's changes her mind though. Later on you get two girlfriends.
Space game made by devs that don't understand the meaning of the word "balance"
CoC.
Someone get this fucking flower off of me
You get convinced that the purpose of your journey is far away when it's right outside of the room you start in and you have to progress through the whole game to get back there.
you ski but there isn't always snow
No
Unnecessary suicide and insanity follows shortly thereafter
the hero gets fucking pasted by a car 30 seconds in and you, random loser sad sack that you are, put on his suit to go save a psychic baby (who is also your love interest?) from Bowser
but first you gotta grind your ass off in the hyperbolic time chamber dressed like a schizophrenic transvestite.
TiTS
Space Station 13
Deliverance, but as a horror film
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team
Fuck blue niggers.
Don't kill your dad
you're a dangerous criminal escaping skyjail, while assisted by a furry.
medieval swastika builder
My man
Fruit Ninja but with cyborgs and memes
*Space Sim
Lost and resident evil biohazard
I have no idea but I'm interested.
Local skelly orders you to terminate your companions. News at eleven.
Whats that one next to steam?
You’re the hacker known as Yea Forums with a pistol
FURI
AsS.
MGR
Autism and dancing
...
Ye
Fire Emblem Fates.
Neo Scavenger
God Hand
Metro: Last Light
Planescape Torment
Persona Spinoff Dancing All Morning
besiege
some asshole wants to ruin the olympics, again
yee
same here
Buddy cops get the girl and fight the moon
Let It Die
dudes in suits solve the world's problems by dancing
All the various factions you're allied with are in on a grand keikaku to trick you into using dark space magic because that's apparently the only way to defeat the upcoming big bad despite it making no sense whatsoever
Charlie Sheen's The Arrival with German suplexes.
>Neo Scavenger
yes
Warframe
EBA!
EBA!
EBA!
stadia
Mario and Sonic at the Olympics
You’re fake AND gay
Wild guess. Prototype?
Close
Not the game I'm thinking of.
Munich
you replay the same ten seconds of gameplay for five hours to perfection while yelling YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
also, the cute girl is the best murderer
Kingdom Sharts
wait... which board am I on?
No but some questionable shit does happen in that game youtube.com
Local man cucks a prince then barbeques him and his army
Stuck in high school building with ghosts a giant retard and a Loli aerial killer
>ayys invade the planet
>everyone adapts pretty quickly
>fight a genie in space
ropeway seesaw
Fire Emblem 4
It's a family friendly tale of a time travel abortion gone right.
Madman knight wants to kill the night with the power of BDSM
Elite military special forces jump into a black hole, shoot zombie goasts, and get paid 100 of the local currency to fuck off.
Ratatouille and C3P0 are environmentalists
The Wonderful 101
no one's answering, so might as well spoil it.
the retardedly named Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger VS Darkdeath Evilman, it's a fun SRPG type thing by the disgaea folks, but with slightly less grind and takes itself way less seriously.
funnest part is that your equipment falls under different "styles" like cool, cute, edgy, etc. and each one corresponds to a different style of background music. and wearing a slapdash assortment of random shit means that the bgm will switch back and forth between heavy metal and magical girl theme song and a bunch of other stuff.
it's pretty fun, worth an afternoon or two if you're into that sort of game.
"Good Morning, Veget-I mean Crono".
You choose from a knight, a peasant, a mechanic, or an angel to fend off a massive alien invasion. About halfway through the game, you start to wonder how there are human settlements still standing.
head nigga in charge made me go to jail because my daughter died, but I'm going to break out and become a terrorist
You start as a murderous bystander in an Italian/Irish beef war and then after a vacation you kill your buddies who were brainwashed by the spaghetti niggers
White Day?
EarthBound
Turns out the bad guy actually did this to help out the good guy who is working for the people who are the bad guys in other games in the franchise.
Earthbound?
Earthbound
Going to say it again since no one has gotten it.
You're a bumbling moron that is constantly saving the day, but all you want to do is sleep in a closet and do your day job. Also no one likes you.
Yep
No
>spaghetti niggers
kek
Grand Theft Auto? or Mafia?
yee
EDF?
you travel around new york to fite some PETA guys and stop some hot guy who's actually the king of PETA
Gen 5 Part 1
You get pulled back in for one last job
and then you get pulled back in for one last job
and then you get pulled back in for one last job
and then
A jeep blazes across Nazi Germany, saving POWs and destroying super weapons.
Rugrats Search for Reptar
I MUST KILL THE EMPIRE
NO SON YOU ARE THE EMPIRE
AND THEN TheY FUCKED
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
yes
Earthbound 4
Nope, but gangs are in it.
Also takes place over roughly a hundred year span.
Funny but wrong
what is: the Splinter Cell franchise
Stannis simulator.
man in the wrong place at the wrong time can't take a hint, and has to kill his friend over a broad
Something something missing money and betrayal. You really forget about that because you get a mini boss fight every time you walk past a sewer or buy something, or just walk in the wrong direction.
Metal Slug?
Lisa
No
Wrong
The Saboteur
WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE
have some damn FAITH!
Literally all of these are minecraft
YIIK
You go back home to bitchslap your dad.
Fashion robots children and rocket propelled wings
autism
You form a group of people from different ethnicities to stop the corrupt police force
You are a soldier running through Nazi Germany with only a knife and sometimes a rocket launcher, your goal is to prevent a nuclear missile launch.
Wolfenstein or Bioshock
No
Undertale
No, think something from the 90s.
That's prototype 2, right?
You're one of the last survivors of humanity fighting for survival on an alien world except it turns out humanity died and you're just someone's brain data being livestreamed from a supercomputer into a robot body except it turns out that while everybody else is someone's brain livestreamed, you and that cowboy speaking guy aren't, you're both AIs with fabricated memories pretending to be human brain data being livestreamed in robot bodies (except they really skimped out on your fabricated memories, which is why you suffer from Protagonist Nostalgia), and also your commanding officer is an alien that orchestrated everything and she actually gets to have her real body back while, I repeat, everybody else's (except for you and the cowboy who never had one) real self died back on Earth and the traitor was right to be pissed about that fact except he was wrong about literally everything else and died like the bitch he is except he didn't maybe? Also the supercomputer streaming brain data was dead all along, so then who was phone?
I watched the vid, no Dragonfucking to be seen, I'm pretty dissapointed
Local commander of terrorist squad attempts to overthrow fair and prosperous 20 year long peace
Some cunt makes your brothers flush you down the toilet and then tries to kill you with you when you come back. Thankfully you break so now you can use yourself to try to kill him but since he's a cunt he flees to a cliffhanger so you have to buy the next game.
you are framed for murder, then fuck you there's aliens
You get shot in the head and for revenge you conquer las vegas
Fuck, I meant Protagonist Amnesia, not Nostalgia
You play as a nigger killing cops
You try to kill the demon that possessed you but it turns out that you were the demons
FUKKIN XENOS WE THE TERROR MISSIONS NOW
you were in a video game the whole time and then you go super saiyan
Silent Hill Downpoor
SMT Strange Journey
You wake up after a really long time to find out you have to lead an army of robots, furries, and fantasy stereotypes against the armies of your brother and a guy with a helmet that would make any Viking jealous.
beat the niggur
Gta san Andreas?
not what I was thinking of
Gameplay revolves around carefully constructed slip-n-slides, and the demon is best girl.
You clean up crime to get a time travelling rabbit elected as mayor
Purplish future vision.
>Protagonist Nostalgia
I guess you meant amnesia, also I can bet that that alien will be revealed to have planned everything since the start in order to use humanity as her personal army in Xenoblade X2
babby's first existential crisis
Nope
Close but no.
Correct
Kyonyuu Fantasy
Warframe
that's the one
A boy wakes up from a coma and then kills a zebra with his boyfriend.
Metal Gear Solid 2
Any current mobile/online service game.
Nier Automata
is it actually a video game, or is it a VN?
Xcom 2
Porn when
Yep. Her password is literally YOUSHALLBEASGODS, that's a huge red flag
Never heard of it.
Black Jesus
>SMT Strange Journey
Correct
When Are They Going To Shut Up And Fuck Already?: The Game
Am i wrong?
You and a friend are contestants on a life and death game show where you can win money and fantastic prizes.
too obvious man
Rainbow Six Vegas 2
you dance your way to find your dad
It's a re-telling of a japanese historic event but with some artistic liberties
A random hobo is hired to lead the entire military
Yes, don't be a fucking sperg
tfw I described Rainbow Six earlier and nobody even tried to guess it
anime schoolgirl bumbles through several different time periods chasing a bad man
Universe at war: Earth assault
Battle of the balls to become the best of the best
Halfway through the game you get a rival with an edgy mask
Also it's not pokemon
Nope
Hint time :
Your feet hurt.
Local man on top of dragon destroys ahegao goddess through rhytm game in MODERN DAY
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOO GHOST BLOWJOB!
After a couple decades of infighting, Mordor finally gets its shit together and launches a fullscale invasion of the lands of Men, and the protagonist is the only one capable of uniting the divided countries by virtue of having fucked all their leaders, most of their politicians and tacticians, a sizable fraction of their rank-and-file armed forces, and pretty much anyone with combat prowess and a vagina.
You're in for a very good surprise user.
It's a Visual Novel Hentai game that's pretty funny, there's also an animated episode or two based on the visual novel.
Drag On Dragoon.
Lego Jurassic Park
gonna take a shot in the dark and say Sengoku Rance, and if that wasn't right, it should be.
A misunderstanding causes you and your step-dad to get into a huge argument
>samsara
Drakengard
FEAR 2
You're Finnish.
It's a breathing simulator.
lol yep
Everyone hates you because youre a foreigner and your pure qt waifu doesnt really exist
Sekiro?
Boomer and friends do urban gardening for rent money.
You become a death machine and fuck up assholes and machines while people yell at you a lot.
Dante Alighieri after playing god of war
no
>he fucks her in a church
nice
door 2?
Smash
Bioshock Infinite
Correct
Well done.
Military man kills computer, proceeds to have gay fistfight, attempts to kill self but is stopped by reborn dad, which dies shortly after
Darksiders?
DOA6?
yup
Nope.
mgs4
Ill admit, one or two may have been slightly incorrect
MGS4
nope
Your friend became a furry and you have to cure him.
Dante's Inferno with giant Satan dick.
angry women gets progressively less angry despite nothing really warranting it
Almost,but no
any musou
It's your job to get people off.
Smash TV
Yes. Last one I need to fuckin sleep
You kill urself from the future, but it was all part of his (your) master plan to combat invincible macguffin years down the line
Darksiders 3?
Correct
Nope but good guesses.
Also the final boss (bosses?) are basically late term abortions
infamous
Free Cities?
correct
Melon
General amasses military weapons to start a war against the whole world in a convoluted plot to unite humanity for the upcoming ayy lmao invasion. Local scientist is a dick for shits and giggles.
Finally
Famous pacifist throws nukes because it's funny.
I think it's time for you to leave.
You got it
civilization 4?
Kedamono.
Civilization
no
I would say fucking SRW, but I know that can't be right. It seems to be a pretty basic plot though.
Undertale
EZ mode:
A gas station employee gives you magical powers
Any civ counts.
You nailed it. Specifically the first two GBA OG games / PS2 OGs.
Purse owner 2+2
P4
Wow, Shu you are a fucking dick.
worst first day of the job ever
Wait a second, this isn't Stilwater.
Nope. Hint: It also has you fight Madoka clones.
"aw shit my faggot brother is back and I gotta kick his butt again"
should be easy
RE2
Try not to get raped in a town where everything is trying to rape you and I mean EVERYTHING.
successfully spin for a while and she'll add a side
Resident evil 2
it's abou t the world ending in a way and weather getting pretty bad so you have to get the hell out of dodge with your hot/cute daughter but are chased by molepeople
you also have to deal with retards who should be dead but aren't, and keep spouting cryptic bullshit about the world ending which is pretty obvious to everyone already.
In the end you have to defeat an immortal being by tricking it into thinking you have a weapon that can kill it despite that not being the case. Somehow that causes the immortal to think it actually died and be effectively dead despite not actually being dead but not knowing any better.
bingo
bloodborne
Really? Nobody got it yet?
DoL which I literally just launched before I read this, holy shit.
Silent hill 3
violated heroine
10 superpowered dumbasses fight over two rocks. Frantic pinging and broken english slurs intensify.
you accidentally jump start a revolution while doing your job
weird blob eat everything
Sekiro
Guns Guns Guns
Yes, that one.
DOTA
Correct.
cave story?
Risk getting killed by monsters, magic traps, and roaming gangs of heavily armed dudes to collect shiny stones to exchange for tuna and cigarettes.
alcoholic takes south american vacation; kills everyone
Baby thinks he's hotshit by killing satan but just ends up suffocating in a box
You beat the shit out of a volcano with a stick.
Minimum Pain 3
max payne 3
Extreme Discomfort 3
stalker
Max P3
Europe
Ye
king devises a convoluted plan over a decade in the making that somehow works perfectly
correct
Part 1: You fight a bunch of gods then fight Darth Vader's god-harnessing machine.
Part 2: You fight some more gods and kill the pope. Also dragons.
Part 3: You fight even more gods and kill a weeb. Then a retard sings.
Binding of Isaac
Why have a traditional weapon or friends when your talking vibrator could be both?
is this a Questy thread? same attention whoring, CYOA style seems like. like we get it, you like replies. trips are over. just make a new thread like a normal fucking person instead of your cutesy ms paint shit
nothing happens in the woods
Borderlands 2
let's eat some ice cream
we are best friends
guy with cleaning product name kills a Russian warlord. Meanwhile the Iraq war but on steroids happens
Beware?
Nope
Hint: it's a quote
de blob
Cod4
nope
banner saga
Modern Warfare 1
>de blob
nope
CIA agent shouts at a mentally ill person having Vietnam flashbacks
Kirby?
A dog wants to be with his dead owner so badly he creates his own fantasy world in order to be with her and gets hundreds of people killed in the process.
quit being a little bitch and loosen up
Kingdom Hearts days
call of shooty: blac koks
THE NUMBERS MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
correct
>your bitch gets kidnapped by an ancient evil fairy guy that should be dead but is pretending to be a dead guy, that is also wearing the skin of another actual dead guy because he wants to use her body as a sacrifice to become the moon
Take a guess
A private detective saves the universe to pay for his broken window
no
Nothing you do matters and nihilism is the best!
Should be fun seeing how many people get this wrong
Legend of Dragoon?
you are right
hahahahaha
"Pass the whiskeh"
ye
Call of Cthulu?
Fist full of frags
"Pass the whiskeh"
Ayee someone got it this time
delivery girl gets more than she bargained for; destroys city hall
No
>you play as a former army special forces soldier who sneaks into the enemy place only to find a sudden twist at the end with a cliff hanger
Anachronox
Aye
God, I barely remember the plot of that game and never even got to the end. The only thing I remember was the fucking beam that shoots at the moon and I kind of just put 2 + 2 together.
You spoiled it with mentioning the moon and should have just said he wants to end the world like all JRPG final bosses.
Nah, Jak and Daxter
you got it my man
one army of soldiers who think they're spreading democracy and another of soldier who like to rape and murder civilians and set towns on fire are both trying to take over some desert meanwhile most of the locals hate both of them
kid joins the military, switches sides, then kills his best friend
becomes jesus king or worse than hitler
You and your best friend in the army go cliff diving and go AWOL but your best friend goes back and gets a hefty promotion and tries to kill you and your sister for no conceivable reason.
new vegas
A bunch of wankers in expensive clothing kill gooks in the jungle
You are the chosen one that will lead creation into the future, but first you need to beat the mysterious force that is corrupting everything
Same game?
>God Hand
Yep
Angry politician beats entire city up.
here
no
It's battle royale, except it's actually fun and addicting
Two shit flingers get revenge on leatherback
correct
Minecraft Hunger Games
>LMAO, it was you all along
Demon hates love and big breasts
kek
ok this one has to be planescape
Crysis 2
You and a bunch of dudes commit war crimes to save the galaxy, but only you get fired b/c you're the only one who made the court date.
You get used by 5 groups and one 1 loner and then beat them all up
A dyke, a black man, a thief and a dog lover all want to shoot themselves
Minecraft Story Mode
The first KOTOR or Stalker
FFT?
no
either facade or blaster master 02
No; same console though.
Sequel
Does everyone love this game?
Does everyone hate this game?
Nobody fucking knows
Viet veteran punching russian mobs
You have to rescue a bunch of wizards to perform a mundane task
mediocre game remembered only because it's murder porn
You gotta kill yourself.
Mass Effect 1?
Nope.
Life
similar but no
Dragon Age Inqusition
Bioshock Infinite
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Wrong. Think higher in game tiers
Yakuza Kiwami
you get kidnapped to hunt dogs but after a while aliensreplace the dogs and even more aliens with a big alien as the grand finale
Hatred
Persona 3
Dragon's Dogman?
older than that
Not what I was thinking but those are also applicable.
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters
>Bioshock Infinite
No the game I had in mind.
Wait a minute... that shitty plot...
Donkey Kong Country
Bloodborne
Nioh
Disgaea 4? or is it 3, can't remember
Nope.
No
A raccoon goes to the city, becomes jaded because of it, and comes back to his hometown to run a shop.
Disgaea 1 actually
animal crossing
correct
Animal Crossing: Tom Nook Gaiden
damn, I always mix the personality and traits of the main characters of Disgaea series
Two lowly gentlemen are called to have a dinner with the kingdom's local monarch, and arrive in hopes of consuming copious amounts of noodled pasta, only to find a parchment issued by a nearby territory's tyrant ruler. It turns out that this man has confiscated the monarch of the good kingdom, and forced her to be a hostage in one of his prime estates, of which there are no more than eight and no fewer than six. The gentlemen decide that they must pursue her, demanding a third party to aid them. In the case that this third party would need assistance themselves, a detailed manuscript should be inspected.
DMC5?
Hotel Mario
Zelda Wand of Gamelon
You travel through time to shoot youself
You go underground and develop schizophrenia when you do anything.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent?
,
Amnesia the dark descent?
Alternate Germans on Alternate world keep causing countries to fight each other with their own superior Germany tech
journalist gets spooked; dongs everywhere
Pathologic
Parkour with zombies, a generic bad guy, and a fucking garbage final mission with QTE final boss fight
you are the reincarnate of an ethno-nationalist