Help brehs I'm in love with a fish.
Help brehs I'm in love with a fish
Daniel Jenkins
Michael Morales
Kill self
Jackson Cruz
B& from the aquarium.
Austin Gutierrez
Become Islam
Hunter Morgan
>OP
Brandon Garcia
Blake Sullivan
I will now pleasure myself with this fish
Jaxon Cruz
arent you dead mister troy mclure
Bentley Gonzalez
Fuck a fish
Michael Fisher
Jordan Thompson
Legs too stubby, would be perfect otherwise.
Blake Barnes
Brandon Myers
Actually yes Mero was my favorite monmusu.
I also love tragedies and dystopias
Wyatt Evans
She isn't even the best fish in the game
Charles Myers
To be fair, she the whole reason why he the best fish
Jose Kelly
faggot
Landon Long
Aaron Jenkins
m-me too...ha ha
Liam Fisher
>best girl is dead before the game even starts
>couldn't protect that smile
>loads of evidence that she loved link
It hurts, they really dug the knife with Mipha.
John Sanchez
Urbosa is objectively the best choice
Angel Perry
Japanese version implies that Link attracted to Zelda, so even if she was still alive it still would've been unrequited no matter what.
James Turner
>Not having a Gerudo GF.
Justin Ward
well its a good thing im not link then, isnt it?
Anthony Nguyen
>like Karbo's artstyle and the focus on inviting mouths
>giantess voreshit
I hate this.
Camden Hernandez
>giantess voreshit
Agree, same size vore is the best
Dominic Barnes
Sebastian Wood
>Not cumming on the eggs
Brandon Brown
I wanna cuck Zelda and fuck that fish.
Kevin Stewart
>implies that Link attracted to Zelda
They really need to stop pushing this. It's once of the most forced things in recent Zelda. Plus it doesn't outright state he likes her. The Japanese are autistic when it comes to love.
Ryan Sanders
Alexander Edwards
Where was that birthmark again?
Hunter Hall
lolibaba
Julian Wright
>tfw gay but have the occasional straight fantasy of going down on Mipha's tuna-flavored cunt
Matthew Jones
Lucas Cruz
I can't even blame you user. What ever will we do?
Asher Johnson
that sounds extremely repulsive, but I guess that is what fish pussy would be like.
Better than fish dick.
Blake Richardson
Anyone got that greentext of the guy working at Vancouver Zoo fucking a doplin after hours because of Mipha?
Tyler Wilson
Ryder Ramirez
I don't remember a single female npc in this game that wasn't cute. Say what you want about BOTW but they really outdid themselves with the character design.
Carter Campbell
post
Carter Hill
Zelda/Link died as a pairing thanks to SS.
Elijah Richardson
There were a few, like the baked apple lady in the Rito village with the weird alien face. But overwhelmingly the ratio of cute and at least average to ugly was very solid.
Justin Gomez
took a while to find but here it is
Matthew Thomas
based
Parker Morris
Henry Diaz
Luke Sullivan
Same
Anthony Russell
Congratulations, you finally found somebody as lacking in personality as yourself.
Cameron Nelson
>BOTW has so many cute girls
>they want us to like stinky z*lda
well, they fucked up!
Eli Myers
>tfw zora girls impregnate the boys with eggs like sea horses
I hope you're ready to be her pregnant husband.
Hudson Sanchez
thanks asshole you gave me a boner
Blake Torres
>couldn't fuck that zora that knew Mipha and Link from the old days and had a crush on Link
>she got married
>no option to seduce her and make her leave her shitty husband for her Link fantasy
Asher Taylor
>lacking in personality
He's not shipping Zelda tho
Ayden King
>get belly inflated with eggs
Aiden Diaz
Jacob Thomas
You can hook her daughter up with a cute Hylian boy though.
Jeremiah Miller
Camden Robinson
Mipha has the least personality in the game and that's a fucking feat given how shallow the game's writing is. Zelda is a fleshed out three-dimensional character compared to her.
Sebastian Rodriguez
>Zelda is a fleshed out three-dimensional character compared to her.
You know your Zelda story is garbage when this is true. At least we got Riju.
Nathan Clark
gay fish penis
Jason Johnson
I don't really agree but it's obvious that we are given a brief window into Mipha's life so maybe that's what you're referring to. Characters can be simple and straightforward, and Mipha's hardships in life are revealed to us as her love for Link and her duty which gets her killed only to later become Link's ally once again in death. It's not a bad thing to want to learn more about any character but to say she has no personality just makes me think you weren't paying attention.
Jeremiah Hughes
God I wish that were me
Mason Lee