YOU SEE, THE THING IS, MORTAL KOMBAT...
YOU SEE, THE THING IS, MORTAL KOMBAT
is nothing more than a party game, like all fighting games
IN THIS BUSINESS
you guys love to quote this all the time, but I've not seen him say it once
I used to watch it years ago and I remember him saying it all the time.
I AM THE GAME UH
B+ PLAYER UH
JUST THAT GOOD UH
... has more single player content than most fighting games, the majority of it can be unlocked casually playing single player modes including Story Mode, Towers, Training Mode, and the Krypt itself.
There is also a store that has 5 items a day that rotate out that you can buy with an alternate currency that is also given out in-game, but can also be purchased with real money.
Because of this, people on the internet lose their damn minds and feel they have personally been buttfucked by corporate suites at WB. So they will not buy the game, complain about it on Yea Forums, then buy SamSho that has 1/4 of the content, worse netcode, worse graphics, and never touch the single player mode anyway because they are tryhard EVO faggots... and pay the same price as MK11 for the pleasure to do so. All while complaining about the single-player content they couldn't give a shit about in the first place.
IF YOU WANNA BE THE BEST
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
This meme is absolute normalfag tier
MY FRIEND MARK
How much are they paying you
if he's never said it then how can i hear him saying it my head?
>gore game in the age of PC society and SJW is popular with edgy teens
Who woulda thunk it?
>how much are they paying you
How much is ArcSys paying you?
Fuck off smashfag
shill alert
worked
A pretty penny, I hear it's the same amount as Yea Forums janitors.
Worked how?
>inb4 muh (you)s
You would've gotten 300+ posts anyway because most of nu-Yea Forums is normalfaggotry
Party games:
Smash, DBFZ, Mortal Kombat, Injustice, Skullgirls, Marvel vs Capcom
Fighting games:
Everything else
>$6440 to unlock everything to unlock everything
or
>3390 hours grinding towers
>unlocked casually
lmao
IS SHIT
AND ITS SELLING SO WELL WE CAN'T SHOW NUMBERS RIGHT NOW
LIKE WTF THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU PLAYING RIGHT NOW
>start fight, 10 seconds dialogue
>throw a punch, 5 seconds cutscene
>use low health power, 10 seconds cutscene
>use a fatality, 30 seconds cutscene
Even fighting games are movie games now, I just want to fight
YOU'RE MORE PATHETIC THAN NASH GETTING RAPED IN THE SUMMER OF 92'
Seriously I haven't watched wrestling since I was a kid but these threads instantly resonated with me, I can picture triple q saying it all.
You guys do know wrestling isn't real, don't you?
>Lumping Skullgirls in there
LOOK INTO MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
The only modern fighting game is Tekken 7
You talkin' shit about the business son? Wrestler's court, now!
HE'S 0 AND 2 IN THE UFC
I KNOW HE'S ANGRY
I KNOW HE SEETHES
MICKEY'S NOW THE BULL FOR AJ LEE
OH
HE'S 0 AND 2 IN THE UFC
>Tekken 7
>Not UNIST
Good try, champ
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS...
Why do people always say this as it's some huge revelation? It's always been about ridiculous drama and spectacle, which is done really fucking well. I was going through old kane undertaker videos last week and it was pretty enjoyable.
Mmm, I wouldn't wanna mess with him
>generic anime fighter #74563
Nice try, bro
Based and takerpilled.
He needs to retire, I think your pic is the last time he should have been used. He's so fucking old now.
>we live in a timeline were sony is the puritan, nintendo has the lewds, and soccer moms recommend mk.
>Mainline Button Masher #7
Ok retard
>thinking the store is the only way to unlock gear
Wow hm, I guess that would really suck to only get gear the slowest way possible because I'm too retarded to understand how to get it any of the other ways.
I hear you was talking shit son, locker room, 5 bottles of jack, 60 pure strikes.
>low tier, literally who, anime fighter that's overshadowed by blazblue and guilty gear #14
Ok moron
*glass breaks*
seething weebcuck
>start match
You can skip opening dialogue
>5 seconds on a punch
False. Most crushing blows are 1 -2 seconds. They are fairly quick. Hell SFV crush counters take just as long.
>fatal blows take 10 seconds
Some are that long, some are shorter. Buy once again there are SF super moves that take just as long. At least in MK11 you can only use them once per fight. How many times can you break out super moves per fight in SFV?....once per round.
>fatalities are long
True, and most people don't do them. Brutalities are used more in matches. They are just much quicker fatalities.
>Overshadowed by Blazblue and Guilty gear #14
>Has more entrants for Evo 2019 than BBTag, DBZF, and MK11 despite being an older game with no major tourney presence in the west until this year
Based retard
Alright you win. I'm tired of arguing
but unist still sucks.
Have you played it, user? I at least played Tekken 7 before forming MY opinion on it. Which isn't as negative as I put out. I think it's a fine casual fighter to play with friends.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
He said it a lot during Daniel Bryan's rise back in late 2013 to early 2014
Yea Forums related
Go back.
>Complains about normalfaggotry while using an anime girl reaction image
Kek
So what makes a fighting game a fighting game and what makes all those not a fighting game?
>posting WWE shit on an AEW board
get the fuck outta here
Daily reminder that Kane is a constitutional conservative and the elected mayor of God's favorite city (Knoxville)
>All Hotdog Wrestling
/ourdemon/
cringe
HOLY FUCKING DIMES
>AEW board
>when there's a LITERAL tranny on the roster and a nigger faggot
Lol
>I have to use wrestlers from 20 years ago to show how cool my favorite companies wrestling is
just make the switch
the genie will accept you as her fans
In real life affluent blacks like this jax caricature are driven by the goal of achieving the wealth and power of former southern slave owners. They wish to someday own selves themselves. Even less and less of them are believing in the constitution. But that's not a shock since many liberals are like this now.
>making the switch for a female wrestler
>a FEMALE wrestler
>Skullgirls, Marvel vs Capcom
Fuck you
>vince will die in your lifetime
i'm not ready bros
>his promotion's biggest stars is 2 career midcarders from the opposition
I guess faggot. Dont know why rewarding bad business practices like lootboxes is something to be happy about.
J e r i c h o
You fucking AEWfag
Reminder that Smackdown Live was so bad that it killed someone yesterday.
Fuck him, he's running the company into the ground.
You're a fucking poof bro
Based Fat Joe destroyer of manlets.
MK11chads, wouldn't wanna mess with them, mmmmmm
You don't get it, Gamers. All these bad practices, all this controlled uproar...
It's best for business.
YOU'VE GOT
NO CHANCE
the average viewer age of WWE is 50+
just how old are you anons
7/10
nothing says badass like tattooing SARAH on your throat
Maybe Haitch will make the WWE great again when the time comes
holy fuckin reddit
52 kiddo
>ruby riot
>darren young
what you don't like 205 live?
Yea Forums posting is like the absolute top shelf of posting, only when done OUTSIDE of Yea Forums
MMMMMMM... based.
>Haitch will make WWE great again
>constitutional conservative
You need to read some Rothbard
WHERE THE FUCK IS TEAM LADDER
b-but the flips..!!!
who's kid is that?
Make a wish foundation goes all out these days
30
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
>Ha! All Nu-Japan cucks have is ladyboy dancing shit
>We don't have anything gay in our wrestl-
Party games:
What I don't like and am not good at
Fighting games:
What I like
I can't wait for the terminator DLC
Finna bout to be shoot 25, workin the babyface 18 year old gimmick though.
crinfe
i'm stealing this
TAKE A SHOWER
HIT THE WEIGHTS
GET A CLUE
Have sex
ding dong diddly basedola
Oh I did back in the summer of '92
DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH
>David Haddad, the president of Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment, announced that Mortal Kombat 11 has had the best launch in the franchise’s history.
>Haddad didn’t mention specific sales figures
looks like
>he's a grizzled young vet
>he's a grizzled young vet
>worked so many towns that he sometimes forgets
>doesn't matter if he's curtain jerking or the main event
>cuz' it's a one bump comeback or did he forget
How did people get triggered by this post?
Ayy Big Kev
so when is WWE or AEW going to sign the greatest professional wrestler to ever live
mother fucking Freight Train
youtube.com
25
based IWGP champ
I think there's something especially insidious about Japanese women acting like 6 month old toddlers
Based bobbo.
>sapp legitimately had the best selling toy in Japan for years modeled after his penis
ey yo little white boi
u lookin' real cute
Who?
O you didn't know
well your ass better call somebody
I don't know what AEW is. That's why I'm asking.
it's stupid gay ass garbage you should watch some real wrestling
youtu.be
All manlEt Wrestling
um user...
The non meme answer: Cody Rhodes, the Young Bucks (Indie tag team), and Kenny Omega (The biggest wrestler in the world not signed with the WWE) are starting their own promotion with the help of Chris Jericho and Billy Gunn.
don't cherrypick you faggot
wwe is awesome
youtube.com
as long as there's a Saudi Prince with 7 figures to spend on the appearance fee, the Undertaker will never die!
And Yea Forums successfully takes over other boards once again.
Basado con queso
>Kenny Omega (The biggest wrestler in the world not signed with the WWE)
AND WE DID IT WITH A FRIGGIN' TANK
I didn't stutter, user. Dude had money flying from all directions, WWE, NJPW, everything. It wasn't for no reason.
>ITS THE BEAST LAUNCH!
>O-Of course we don't have sales figures, heh
>*OWA's in your direction m'lady*
*dime drops*
>Cody Rhodes
That shitty guy from legacy. They're doomed.
finally someone with some patrician taste
The same way BFA was the biggest expansion launch in WoW history I bet lol. You're a fucking moron if you believe statements like these from CEO's.
>no sales numbers
>already discounted hours after release
Oh no no no!
Cringe
>nu nu japan
>has more single player content than most fighting games, the majority of it can be unlocked casually playing single player modes including Story Mode, Towers, Training Mode, and the Krypt itself.
If you don't mind playing for 4 hours a day for over a year, sure.
>AEWfags and WWEfags fighting it out when the best promotion already exists
inoki was so fucking cool
youtube.com
>Out of context screenshot of him picking up JERICHO'S hat and wearing it after beating him down
Based retard
oh sorry
I know, right? CMLL has been around forever, too.
woops posted the wrong image
sorry
sorry
I refunded it and finished the story mode in offline mode on steam. Playing as OG Kung lao and Liu kang was pretty based. Finally after 15 years they did my boy Liu Kang right.
is that the company with the skeleton ninja that has no fear and breaks everybody's arm
or the really fat skeleton from los angeles that rocks out on the electric chair
They've both been on it but the fat skeleton is the better of the two.
of course
he's bad to the bone
he stole her gimmick
go back to you dumb faggots
Indeed
we're talking about how terrible the microtransactions are in mk11 and that it's bs it would cost $6440 to get every costume
Numbers or it didn't happen faggot
This
not anymore
>posting that old and busted sellout instead of the new waifu
the kombatcast damage control is utter bullshit
>we balance our games for fun lol
dont remind about bfa please
Actually, we all lose. You're just too stupid to see it, user.