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You are most wanted.

black men shenanigans

Need for Speed Most wanted?

you save christmas by breaking a vase

Correct.

GTA3

You run after a god that wants to kill all other gods, and once you finally catch up to him you realize you didn't really have a plan to stop him. He executes his plan while you look at the credits.

yep

Roam the future in a faux Flakpanzer IV

It's Homestuck but with Furries and cringier dialogue, it references every cult-classic JRPG and you should go to jail for hurt feelings.

Pork bad.

Not important

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You miss your bus home and try not to get killed by monsters. Eventually your sibling kills you for coming home late.

Incel fucking dies.

Mother 3

well, you got the "badly" part down at least

Hatred

Steamboat captain eats his entire crew after being told explicitly that this is a bad idea.

yeah

sunless sea

Idiot, a real pro would go out wearing a shirt made of guns and his macbook in a holster.

I mean uh, hatred.

Orange man... good?

Morgan freeman and his magic space fire extinguisher.
Alternatively
Trust nobody, not even yourselfs self

You explore a giant house that eats civilisations to find fragments of your old memory and find out it was all your fault. In the process, you fuck a murder of crows and an oil rig.

*smirk*

You're a barefoot Mary Sue guiding a bunch of teenagers through some war in the middle of nowhere.

dunno, haven't played. just noticed it the other day while looking at sanctuaryrpg (same publisher).

the world goes to shit while teenagers try to kill each other in a school

Netflix comic book rom com

Damn, I knew I should have gone with "space market beta orbits the sun while trying to steal the ultimate love poem"

>If it's not Toby Fox dicksucking then it's wrong.
>muh chiptune

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>based retard
The actual fucking depiction

Fire Emblem Fates?

desu that would have been even easier

Yes.

Your race is nearly extinct so you breed as much as possible.

You are walking through corridors with lot's of rooms, trying to find exit.

You go to hell it sucks

SMT4

It turns out the bad guy was right all along

You died and can die again

Harness the power of the multiverse as a tax evasion scheme.

megeko castle

Correct.

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An elite fighting force made up primarily of black women and lesbians tries to save the world after mass American death

you have to be quite, and you better not change your clothes

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DooM

Super Mario Poland.

The mod folder is bigger than the game

A good guy defeats a bad guy. Everyone is happy.

a hat in time?

Kids play a fucked up game in a sandbox with substandard russian toys.

Liberal Crime Squad

Two enemies clash for eternity in a binary battle of skill and speed

Minecraft or Skyrim

The latter, correct.

Wrong.

villain puts time on a 7zip

politely request documentation.

Game with youtuber cringemasters in it based off of another game

YIIKes

Final Fantasy 8
Papers Please

WELCOME TO ARZSTOTSKA

correct

Acid trip gone wrong, the world is ending and you can't do shit about it

FF8.

The April labour lottery is over, congratulations. You have been selected to work at posting on an Ascension Island scimshaw community forum.

You kill a big ass spider with a glowing stick

God with multiple personalities brainwashes 2 teams of 5 misfits to beat the shit out of each other.

pic related

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You fight ideals with very good power metal in the backround

dota

99 Chinese people kill each other in groups of 4 and you’re the only white guy

I hate the fact that I can't hardly remember the titles of the games, and I know that I even own that game
it is the game were you paint and sell your art in a little store

you become a door

>Punch a tree
>Craft wooden axe
>Mine Stone
>Throw wooden pickaxe in a chest and use a stone one
>...
>End up killing a dragon

Spiderman steals your friend, so you kill his gf

Your elf girlfriend was right in being atheist, since all the bad things that happened to the village happened because you prayed once at the start of the game

a snail pisses off an old guy, so he traps his parents and some random people in a facility, just to technically let them all go immediately

+25

persona 3
minecraft

Mooch off a family member
Kill your boss
Gay faggot in glasses chases you around the city trying to kill you over and over
Do some shit for the mob
Do some shit for the government
Kill gay faggot on a boat or in front of a giant statue of Hillary Clinton depending on what ending you pick

sounds cool but no

China #1
pubg

Autistic kid who forgets how to walk, a dragon, and a trap go on adventures end up becoming friends

A retarded wizard destroyed the sun to revive his girlfriend.

You strap your whole family to a rocket and send them to space.

*ahem*
FUCK DREAMS
FUCK EMOTIONS
AND FUCK MOTHS

I really wanna know this one

Unreal black things.

NINJA AND DRAKE NINJA AND DRAKE NINJA AND DRAKE

The Radiance did literally nothing wrong.

Hollow knight
Pic related is your waifu

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hunt

Vikings freeze your shit, so you hunt them down

Hatred

The Sims

Deltarune?

cool hitler

Yes

>kill society because they stopped giving a fuck about you
Literally nothing

I eat jon, it's what I do

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Fuck your family, you're going treasure hunting with a bug faggot and your boss

ninja spiderman dies a lot

good one but no

Became popular due to a youtuber
Retarded people wear retarded costumes and laugh at each other

Here is a bunch
>buy my game
>multibillion dollar franchise
>boomers delight
>boomers delight LAN
>do you like hurting other people?

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Plot to overthrow the government in between games of basketball.

Pyre

Please tell me what this is it sounds often

Metal Gear Rising

According to the Title, you only die twice.

Ib?

Water polo and religion and a whale

Battle of the balls to become the best of the best, at some point you have to save one or two World's/dimensions or something

>Skyrim
>dunno
>WoW classic
>Warcraft 3
>Hotline Miami

Intellectual. I’m hoping it’s In.

Yes

>Through traveling the country you learn to look past superficial differences and recognize everyone's innate humanity. LOL JK TIME FOR GENOCIDE

dunno whats that supposed to mean but no

Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

you get cucked by a fish that urinates on your crops

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA”

“I NEED FOOD”

yes
cliffy
doom
q3a
yes

Supraland

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

Hunt: Showdown or a Cabela title

Barkley, Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden

This ones a giveaway but whatever
Wacky wahoo pizza man and his disarmed nephew team up with poetry kylo ren and his pet bird and cat to cut down a tree.

You must travel the world to fix your plumbing but on the way you uncover multiple government conspiracies and form a gang of typical, but incredibly likeable characters

And before anyone says Pokemon, Max balls person can use in a battle is 3

FFX

FFX

Bayonetta?

You enter an alien dimension and fuck everything in sight.

road trip movie with sick waifu

Killing dragons isn't a good idea, actually.

literally too soon user

PoE1.

Dancing and autism

Dark Souls

Doom or Half Life (Xen).

Blaster Master Zero 2

close but nope

Shadowrun Dragonfall

Tip: You are an alcoholic.

HARD MODE: DESCRIBE A GAME IN 7 WORDS OR LESS

Good job, my nigga.

Rat faggot steals your cake so you kill a god

Nope :)

Ah Ib is a puzzle game where you get stuck in a painting/art gallery of some guy and it is basically hell.

Call of Cthulhu?

No

You decipher a message in a book in the most convoluted way possible. Also none of this matters.

Dead Rising 2: Case Zero.

yes

Merc is hired to protect church girl, ancient evil awakens and is a hot succubus.

Bioshock Infinite.

You wrote the story while evil you in a slick suit fucks up CDs and your life.

Fight your way to the top of a tree to find out you were on Mars the whole time.

Layers of Fear

Corrupt corporation holds a tournament as a front for nefarious experiments or schemes.

Grandia 2.
Shame about the succubus, though. ;_;

"again."

FF7, too easy

Sounds cool, I like strange RPGMaker games
Yes finally

Sounds unreal.

You have to save a man's wife so that he will send you home. He tells you to jump into a fissure, though doesn't know if it will even work.

Humanity has gone extinct and now a bunch of furries rule the planet, that is until you wake up from cryostasis and become a god.

Get the best ending first time or you will be very upset

Kirby: Squeak Squad

Nope

>Katey
>Waifu

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Your family is spanish telenovela tier, you're broke, a girl is bullying you out of money, and you skip dimension at the end of the game.

Tokyo Jungle?

Kirby Squeek Squad

Correct It's a shame she no longer has the horns, but she's still alive. Ryudo gets both, one of the few implied harem endings I have ever seen.

Yep

You go on a massive hunting/taming adventure and eventually stop an eco terrorist trying to awaken an ocean god

Nay.

Eh, I thought it was good.

it's DMC5, this is me

Liberal photographer controls time

Deus Ex

I wish the PC version didn't run like ass and crashed every 30 minutes. I still haven't finished the game.

T R U M P E T S:the game

You go hunting in and around a fishing village. You eventually fight a sea god and a walking undersea volcano.

Pokemon Saphire

Life is strange

Good job

gee user I am stumped
Tunguska Love 2: Fight for the Elephants?

Oh, opps. I'm sorry man. It's a damn fun game.

Shocked that they kill off a party member so late in the game

Well done

metal gear rising

That sounds like MonHun, not sure which one though.

some old dude tells you to wake up the entire planet, so you go do it, you absolute madman

MH3U

Bros go on bro adventures in a badass car that gets wrecked

People with superpowers fight to the death in Japan

Dead Space 3

you hop between dimensions to climb up a tower until the antagonist tells you to suck his dick

i just thought it'd be too obvious and everyone would get it instantly, but apparently not

I liked the Bad end where Mary escapes with you better than the real end

Smash but anime

Local ayy lmao becomes evil incarnate

You are an incompetent person that literally bumbles their way through saving the day, but all you really want to do is sleep in a closet and do your day job.

layers of fear?

You are good guy
You want to kill bad guy
You kill it
He was actually good

Newest FF Game

reposting from previous thread since nobody answered it:
>you are a cop and went missing
>meanwhile your wife marries another guy who disappears too
>when you finally return she asks you to find him
>you and your best friend and ex partner, a middle aged black guy try to solve the mystery

Got it. 3U was so relaxing. The music was top tier.

You follow this one guy around who's trying to ask his god something, even though you're a fucking dragon

A 40 year old orphan from Wild Hog gang goes on an adventure with paraplegic young Jack Frost and a sissy animal enthusiast to stop old Jack Frost and cut down his new year tree.

Paper Please.

They just lack motivation.

Jump Stars

Pikmin 2

Majora's Mask

I was thinking jump force but I set you up for failure

Yeah but
already answered it

Dance party in a nuclear detonation room

No

Retards wear amusing but retarded outfits in game for new vidya tech

>you can't fuck the dragon
>you CAN fuck a narcoleptic bitch however

Correct but someone beat you to it already

Yes
No Majora's Mask is my favorite game though

you are immortal and you kill everyone including yourself

FFX2

Rune Factory 4

Try again

A beatboxing triangle goes on a quest for a mythical chair because he was bored.

it's a generic Western rpg until it turns into the end of Fullmetal Alchemist (brotherhood)

Local bard ruins everything.

God of war?

QWOP but pewdiepie

Your dad chokes and dies, so you have to prove to everyone that you can actually fill his shoes.

I haven't beat this game yet, so I hope this works well enough for it.

Goddamn it we specifically told you NOT to kill that guy. The situation would be under control if only that guy had lived, which there was absolutely no reason to believe he would stop doing except if you stepped in and killed him, hence why we told you not to, because we knew you wanted to. Now shits real fucked big time, and we’ve gotta play damage control, all because you couldn’t just put away your murderboner for half a goddamn second

(this is the plot of several games in the series and I don’t know why they still let him walk around and do stuff when he is always the spanner in the works for the exact same reason)

ASS?

Roboslut ends up being the best girl.

Wrong

The first Disgaea

A Bard's Tale?

Communist Jester makes a wish

I don’t need no bed
I don’t need no home
Just everybody dead
And my nuclear throne

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Moral of the story: A manipulative bitch runs things better then a chronic dumbass.

A bunch of giant versions of the strongest non-boss enemy from the previous 2 games start falling from the sky and MC decides to leave his house to investigate

Bunch of ugly guys&gals try prevent a vampire, his slaves and an absolute fuckload of shadow demons from Voring the entire universe.

A prince a robot a blind man and a gay porn dom go on an adventure

You have a homeparty and try to impress everyone with your cooking but a fire breaks out and kills everybody.

I'm going to horribly butcher the spelling but Utawaretomemo or whatever the fuck it was

Nuclear Throne? Never played it and am only guessing due to artwork

Not what I had in mind, but I guess I was too vague. I'll give it to you anyway.

HEY HEY HEY

Xenosaga

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Yep, that's the one.

Far Cry 4

The Brawl Taunts guy tries to become a deep prosey writer and gets yellow fever in the process

U chosen one now must kill dragon.

You kill a trap and his brother then kil yourself from 2 games prior

A.I. kills your family so you go and kill it with your cool mech

Skyrim

Trails in the Sky?

nah.

Got it. I'm on episode 10 right now. The grinding is starting to get to me, but it's still kinda fun.

your girlfriend gets fat which leads you to save the world

Turns out he had a brother and the mom killed him by accident

nope

ME NO BELIEVE IN TRENDS
ME NO BELIEVE IN G'NOME
ALL ME BELIEVE IN IS A NUCLEAR THRONE

But Oliver literally did nothing wrong.

Yes

You have a really shitty week

I can still hear his screeching

The book of Genesis, but instead of god flooding the planet, his daughter stops him and turns into a tree

Majora’s Mask? I’m just thinking of how the bank works

>t. messenger of "love"

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DQ9

Dragon Quest 9

Their names spell the game how amazing

Dumb bimbo.

Conker

???

Was it that obvious?

Nah, I'll give a hint though. Its a mode on a well received puzzel game from earlier this decade.

the correct spelling is Underwater Ray Romano

You try to protect your boypussy from beeing filled with lots of cummies while you gather valuables to make money.

Postal 2

Everything is You

Baba is You

You escape from a video game that's not really a video game and cause two schoolgirl lesbians to break up because you aren't supposed to be real. You help them make up and then you kill shit on the moon.

Yes, thats basically the whole plot.

Yes

Correct is You

ONE

EMERGENCY

TWO

DEKARANGER

BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT
right guys? I dindu nuthin?
Guys?

>meet qt3.14
>she a total cute
>she becomes your gf
>now you face an eldritch abomination

8 people go on adventures separately then together

a manlet brings you back to life and then you stop the old court jester from resurrecting his evil god

having Snow for 3/4 of the year is somehow out of the norm

Yes

kane and lynch

LISA

Catherine

Division 2

You absorb the guy you played as so you can absorb the guy you absorbed the guy you played as to absorb so you can become the guy you absorbed the guy you played as to absorb

Ff15

MY BLADE IS UNBENDING

I dunno but someone better answer this cause it sounds like the best kind of weird.

Metal Gear Solid 2.
Am I doin it rite?

Good job
Dark souls saga

Pathologic

Not what I was thinking of and I can't say if it fits because I never played ff15

octopath traveler

The gods fuck up your hometown, so you kill all the gods and then you become a god at the end.

Hint:You can use a very long spear and a Frisbee.

Correct lol

>Dark souls saga
Nope

woops hitler was an alien surprise it's all in your head

You are a copy of your former self and try to save yourself but only manage to save a copy of yourself.

Bootleg dark souls with unreasonable system requirements

This one isn't a game but I'm sure someone in this thread will get it.

Its an all out brawl to see who will come out on top with the sperm and to stop the Frenchmen. Featuring such lovable characters like
>the grim reaper
>an extra
>Dante, from the devil may cry series
>a drunk cop
>a caring sibling
And many more!

SOMA.

you have to stop a polite but misguided gentleman from spreading his aids and turning everyone into twisted reflections of himself

Local man lives for adventure, deliberately ignores your typical anime love interests who fall for him for shits and giggles instead

The writer couldn't properly wrap up all the convoluted character backstories, time travel, and special powers, so he makes up a bunch of bullshit about the antagonist so you'll feel bad for him while not minding that half the characters' stories got butchered or retconned.

Omikron?

Zero Time Dilemma

Ys,

You have the royal duty of maintaining your bloodline, and are willing to do whatever it takes to do just that... But hot dang, your sister is hot.

LEON PLEASE

Correct.

Hussiezahak

So a Jew, a veteran, a whore, and a priest walk into a bar...

There's shit happening in your family with your mother appearing to you at every corner to frighten you and your brother that cannot stop feasting on people. You're also Neo, somehow.

SOMA

Game based off an anime based off a book series about a guy that gets trapped in a game

Correct and Adol the Redpilled

Admiral literalwho goes to egypt looking for a trident

F.E.A.R.

guy has to kill himself to stop himself

yeah

Still Octopath

Persona 2

I was think of a Jrpg but sure that works

Shush you, you're comatose right now.
But yes if you know what I'm referring to.

Yep

Illegal immigration is destroying your country and is leading to the end of the world but it's actually all daddy's fault.

The world is slowly fading away so you and a group of friends beat up a constellation, while trying to decide if the Nazis, the communists or a platypus are fit to rule the world.

President of the US becomes an anime guard for a mouse trap

Nope

Prey?
Didn't really like the demo

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HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT IT.
It was the second part, wasn't it.

.hack series

Ni No Kuni 2

The Sims

WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

Fairies lies.

Wrong but good fucking guess

America accidentally ended the world by making magical monsters

A lot of plot shit happens and 200 years later, Freddy Mercury ends up burning his girlfriend alive, who had become the biggest and baddest monster at that point

Airi's Navel Survivor 2

Correct

You stuck in a reality TV show finding the killer of multiple murders.

>Your mom dies
>your brother an hero

some guy you used to work with had no other friends or close family so he left you some fat cash if you can solve his murder

too easy?

yeah

HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT A BROTHA IS HEAVY

real life

You’re a genderfucked child

You learn to hop between alternate universes and a dinosaur hates you for it because you're half-assing it.

Shadowrun Returns.

Yes

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welp, that works as well.

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
LEON TROTSKYY
HE GOT AN ICE PICK
THAT MADE HIS EARS BURRN

yep, that was fast

Undertale

>you're sent in to assasinate a target
>random guy shoves you to the ground and beats you to death

Rance? If not, please share before you leave if someone else doesn't get it because wincest is my shit.

constellation was a dead giveaway, the rest just fit too well

Claus took mortal damage!

Dragon’s Dogma

You’re a kid who’s a wizard and you have to travel worlds and play surprisingly strategic card games to stop edgy mcedgerson

Super Mario 64

Wait hold on that actually works

You desperately attempt to fuck you family in a bid to create the purest line and rule the world.

Bruh...

I’ll get you one day...

I'm sorry user.

guy with patchy memory travels the world with his wife, annoying kids, an old pirate whose mother looks half his age and other forgettable characters

you're a kid AND you're a squid

we wuz kangz

down on the beaches
just look at all the sunglasses

>Dragon’s Dogma
Nope, but not a bad guess. Doesn't fit the criteria exactly but it is possible in the game afaik.

Nope.
Yep.

Mother 3

Some people who did something

The breakfast club, but only with the basket-case and the criminal, and they get isekaied

This is Pascal your dog

Detroit become human

Not really, I said I only played the demo

>Jansen
>forgettable

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Wait how can I be both a kid AND a squid?
I don't undastandu

you chase a guy across the continent and stop his scheme because you awakened to a former life of a guy who REALLY wanted to ask the bad guy one burning question

Color Wars

HUH
HUH

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Yeah.

two friends are seperated from each other and then must fight each other.

diablo 2

make it less obvious next time user

Oh crap I can’t remember the name. But the man in question is an immortal, right? And it’s got all those short stories about stuff he’s seen and I’d argue those are the actual best part of the game

Niño Cunny

Vague as fuck.
Final Fantasy 2.

Infamous?

You're an AI that thinks it's a coma patient playing an MMO.

Evil turtle steals powerful magic wand then fucks off into space. Proceeds to do absolutely nothing with said magic wand for entire game sitting on his ass while MC goes around collecting shit to beat up evil turtle.

You solve a bunch of puzzles in a desert with your time traveling waifu and the mummy ends up being an actual character in the sequel.

Not the one who posted it, but it's definitely Lost Odyssey,

Suikoden 2?

The8bitguy is based and comfypilled, redditors need out

It's free real estate. It just happens to be crawling with true captialists.

Bloodborne walking simulator + detective

You have to keep a fire from extinguishing but instead of logs you burn people

Holy shit you're great. You actually got what I meant by morgan freeman and magic space fire extinguisher.
That was just a random thought I had while playing. The wrench made me think Freeman and the GLOO gun is basically a fire extinguisher.

Alien jizz and chinks fuck up everything

correct

999

An autistic emo kid uses memes to learn the power of friendship.

Why I gotta deliver this dumbass necklace?

Also, Jansen is the best character. I'll fucking fight you.

999

Open world city retardation simulator

You kill your dad then your best friend/husband but then you reverse time, meet your best friend, dad, and yourself. You kill your dad again but don't kill your friend because you saw the future and fucked your dad over because he was trying to ressurect you as an evil god, but he does and you kill yourself, then you wake up and meet your best friend.

It's like Ghost Trick but shit and soulless.

right

CrossCode

The World Ends With You

Paper Mario?

Angels and demons fight with an army of PNG files

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch

Open numbered doors, except they stop being numbers eventually.

fire emblem awakening?

Paper mario ez pz

Nobody has gotten this so I'll add is actually very relevant to the game.

That was fast.

You die for a corperation killing other people in support of the opposing corperation

An unlucky guy with a good heart, that same guy but with a clingy alien gf, that same guy but in the roaring twenties, and some Hispanic scientist from the future work together at the request of an old lady to prevent the multiverse from collapsing

Smash Bros World of Light

...

snarky sonuvabitch beats up random people and joins the Illuminati

Yep

30 year old boomer becomes friends with an autistic robot, kills himself if he doesn't

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ne'er do wells attempt to save up to move to another country but never seem to have enough money

/pol/

You're a kid who has to save the galaxy from aliens using nothing but a stun gun and a pogo stick. Also the fish on this planet are absolute fucking simpletons.

Lmao dbh

Can I also kill robots powered by money?

An AI tries to outsmart god, but god is an AI himself, and you're in the middle of it playing tetris

NBA 2k

Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions

Real Lives 2007

Both correct

Oblivion

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shit that was fast, good job

COMMANDER KEEN

you have to stop the source of the snatchers while making sure your squad mates like you

Sasuke Uchiha but hard

dbh?

You alright m8, want to talk about this?

hear some random stories about a house
find out you were the house all along

they would if they just had some GOD DAMN FAITH

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Detroit: Become Human

cute and funny in space

No one knows for sure what the fuck is going on and how it came to pass but everyone can agree that Freddy Mercury is at least partially responsible for it, hence the title of the game

If this is>3 alien races fighting on earth
>one traitor amongst one of the races

DOPEFISH LIVES

Bug gets crushed many times.

It's an RPG. I don't want to reveal what type of RPG as that might narrow it down too much.

Lost hard

Yes

An unlucky peeping tom locked in his spooky apartment.

Star Ocean Till the End of Time?

Sequel to homestuck

I don't know what went wrong with my post but now I"m scared

Damn, that was fast. Guess I made that too easy expecting the board to be 98% "18" year olds.

Fate/Extra?

you get turned into a cockroach and save your landlord who turns out to be your dad

CK2

POST THE WEBM

A king wants to kill all humans because his dad was a piece of shit and dragons are better

THUNK THU-THUNK

Eye?

Bingo.

nah

quite literally everything was a lie

Gottagofast with guns

YOU INSIST!?!?

I’m a huge fan

Earthbound

Fuck, you got it.

I'm 99% sure it's japanese because "schoolgirl lesbians" is their fucking bread and butter but I'm usually pretty good at recognizing weird nipponese games and I'm drawing a complete blank.

Project X zone, but for mythology

Fair enough

Far Cry 2 with zombies

Mass Effect 2

Bioshock Infinite?

Trash collecting alien empire vs robots vs dark/bright hybrid human like aliens

Most people just jump around and hit each other with a shovel

Ow the Edge

A twink, a half-breed, and their friends go whaling.

IMPRESSIVE

You're damn right I did.
And another thing
yore
ugleh

Shadow the Edgelord
Alternatively, Tribes

not what I was thinking of but it still fits well

Getting unreasonably angry at a gorilla

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DoL

the thing

You play as a plumber called Mario

That game Vinny streamed

I bet you eat popcorn with a spoon

AoS?

You use the power of niggatry to save New York..

you hunt monsters

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And I would have gotten away with it, too, were it not for those meddling pancakes!

Bioshock Infinite?

Luigi's Mansion?

Mini game inside a comic where you’re a fish girl spunky alien princess roasting your 11 friends for like 2-3 hours tops.

god bless Dutch posting

tf2 when played properly

okami shinobi dies a lot

You go on a quest to save the world by purifying crystals...again...and again.

Arkham Asylum.

Bloodborne

Silent Hill 4

Your ship wrecks and you wash up on the shore deciding it's a wonderful day to go kill a titan.

Pokémon

Nope
Don't even know what that stands for

Bravely Default

Dark Souls

FFTA

Beast Chaser

Obviously Half-Life

Kill the dragon. I know you think he’s cool, I don’t care. Dragons deserve to fucking die.

pillars of eternity deadfire?

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

Bravendless Defeight

>Don't even know what that stands for
Get the hell out.

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Monster Musume

fuck off Delphine

Dunno if that fits PoE as well, but it's not what I had in mind.

FLYING INTO FREE: simulator

Your asshole neighbor teams up with an evil alien to kill a group of four 11-13 year olds.
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Earthbound

filename fucks up the surprise