You will post in this thread.
You will post in this thread
no??
I don't
i dont what?
why is giratina now a weird noodle snek thing?
Strange, I feel compelled to post in this thread
what the fuck happened to you giratina
No, I won-
Oh.
OP is a rusemaster
Umm, no, I won't?
Oh wait
It's honestly more horrifying than his base form.
post more cursed pokemen
Give him his bling back you monster
Big mistake, kid...
I think your Seviper has autism
If you insist
>Giratina falls on hard times after pokemon sales slump, has to sell his bling to make ends meet
Wait where did he
okay
is this the horror thread?
Jesus christ, giratina put some clothes on you sick fuck
Yes my lord
It is now
Is this a male or female?
Ok
He cute
Yes
...
why is he inside regice?
Because hes the sheriff
wha-
H-he's fast...
H-Hayai!
it looks like that one weird girl that stared at me in 2nd grade holy fuck
dumb snek
chirp chirp
Female(2019)
dumb birb
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have pokemon platinum on the ds. you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
is that the new starter pokemon?
"Nothing personnel kid..."
No.
BAAAAAH
*spits*
o-okay mr giratina
please don't hurt me, mr giratina
I am enjoying all the Regiposting recently but does anyone have any idea where the fuck it came from and why?
Please delete this, I hate it.
He went for a makeover with a genwunner.
Who's your Furfrou's stylist?
Delete this thread
DELETE THIS
RIGHT NOW
Why are you like this?
this thread is cursed and needs to be cleansed immediately
I wish arceus would spit on me
now this is peak monster design
>durr thing look weird when remove half its design XD
How can you prove I will post in this thread?
I will post in this thread.
Cute stinky feets!
>dozens of arbitrary colour bands still
Nope it's still just as quintessentially gen 4 as ever.
LITERALLY my mom's dog.
get out justin rpg
I'd really like it you stopped please
That's hot
Justinrpg only has a heart for reshiram user, a very different pokemon.
lol dude Suchinoko Eel
Excuse me could you uhh fucking stop please
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>muh genwunner boogeyman
you will go back to /vp/ cursed images thread
fite me
>B/W 1 and 2
>good
Jesus Christ why do Japs have such shitty taste
Hey bro have you seen my suit
N-NANDATO!?
>leave the lines on his face
?
QUIT IT
What I wanna know is
WHERE'S THE RELICANTH
I've alerted the authorities and gave them your ip address it's only a matter of time till you're locked up
That's not what boogeyman means you thin-skinned retard.
okay
What are you doing. Stop
>B2W2
>Not the actual work of a god
Disgusting user. I'll give you BW tho, those games were super flawed.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOING IN HERE? DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM??
Awful taste you have.
That rating scale tells me nothing. At least give it to me in a metric I can understand, like whether or not it's better than Imagine: Party Babyz.
*tink *tink* tink
FUCK JASMINE
>trannyfrog
>FUCK JASMINE
With pleasure
LET ME OUT I NEED MY SWITCH
Based regiposter. Put those nigger types in their place
Nice thread, OP.
generic low level jrpg enemy
WTF I WANNA FUCK IT
There's something off here
+1 atk +1 def -1 spd image
Just Odd.
the ghost of arceus is displeased
>Short hair
>tomboy
>bird
>gf
Improvement desu
>Gen 8 introduces devolution if your pokemon faint too often
pretty cool desu
Nobro
No thats just a slow slowpoke standing up
...
cursed thread
benis
NANI!
KONO SPEEDO DA!
oh god he's behind me isn'
Fe(Male)
Fuck Jasmine while Ampharos watch
holy shit, he cute
>The nicest guy ever vs twisted fucking psychopath
Obrigado doutor.
IT'S PIKACHU
Gracias doctor
>Densetsu no Kusoge
:-DDDD
why is this the worst one out of all of them
FUCK
Yes?
Same vibe
user stop please, we are already defeated
Thanks birb
do you wanna die user?
Sleep tighter, 'mander.
I don't want to, what if naked Giratina rapes my butthole?
He will just crawl inside it slowly, his ever increasing girth causing greater and greater pains. The moment you can`t take it anymore, is the moment he starts licking your insides
Giratinoodle
My little devil can't be this cute
Lisa is that you
this thread is scaring me yet i cant look away
N-NANI??!
Cursed image
DON'T open
Why we can't fuck this thicc?
it's agumon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEE
>is that a nintendo switch?
i can hear the frantic steps this thing makes holy shit
i dont like it :(
>this thread
same vibe
>When Bianca gushes about touching it's muscles
jesus christ cover it up
incorrect
why
That looks so fucking stupid
Choose your fighter!
>Literally Groundskeeper Willie in a fursuit
I knew Incineroar looked shit for a reason
i liked it better when pokemon where dinosaurs and rats and shit
Okay.
>he takes his eyes off to reveal a second pair of eyes under his eyes
retarded
AYAYAYAYAYA~
I'm pretty sure I made that one several months ago
they're like goggles
Castrated Male.
no i won't
Post more regi edits.
made this a few days ago
it's funny because people look weird too when you shave off their eyebrows and hair
why do you just happen to have this extremely specific gif lying around for an extremely specific context user
SEETHING POKEMON DETECTED
That’s a real low dose doc, even with the trips
how fucking new are you? Do you know what site youre on?
That's not how a dose should be given
you cant make me
Delete this
I'm pretty sure I'm on the video games sub of reddit
Good job outing yourself as a 16 year old
Well, searching absol on google nets that image almost on top, so congrats on cursing that goat user!
You think so?
Is that an axe overlapping a trash can? I literally don't get this.
CEASE
Hi
Holy shit what do they teach in American schools? That's the fascism symbol you retard.
DON'T EAT THE LILLIE SHE'S NOT FOOD
Literally only nazis know this. I bet you jizz every time you see norse runes.
>snorlats
don't worry it's not canon, I have no idea what they were drinking in that movie
HIS NAME'S DODIE, HE'S AN ARSEHOLE
B-BAKANA!
Today I will remin them
youtube.com
>OMP OMP OMP OMP OMP
maybe,
Doc, you know this won't do it for me. I need a real dose.
nigga this shit is scary
aaaaaaaa
blessed thread
>running on balled up fists
For what purpose?
Don't bully Dosolo, he lost his brother in an accident
what a fucking slut
I didn't even realize it was Giratina until I read your post.
Why is a cat running like a monkey?
I doubt it
DUDE
>iki-diki-diki desuka?
>huh
why
Absol was a mistake
EEEHH SUGOI DESU NE
RE-E-E-E-GI-GI-GA
GIGA-GIGA-GIGA-SU-SU
GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-
NICE FAHKIN NOCTOWL
Best thread in ages desu
there are similar threads on /vp/ user
nah
hey guys look at this and validate my existence
JOHN
how can you say no to that smile
Luftrausers is based but where is wipeout?
genwun boomers stfo
H-hayai!
Just Downloaded it.
Also look at the other games
NEBBIE GET IN THE FUCKING BAG
holy fuck
I like when he hisses.
>vitavore
fuck you
glad you liked my thread lads, didn't expect that
BASED AND BEST GAMED PILLED
2 > 1 > 3
>Regice used Rock Polish
BOY
>tfw host flees and enters the boss room when you invade
>tfw you try invading again and mirror bro summons you to kill that same previous host
Yes
would this count as cursed?
9 years later this still makes me laugh pretty har-
>9 years
STOP
CONTINUE
I just now noticed that it has one foot. Fucking hell
STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>Basedlie
nice thread
Nice quads
Invading into boss fights glitch in 3 was the most fun I had in DS like ever. I really hope what ever game is next has a covenant that lets you do that.
>Lightning king guy boss
>Invade as purple
>Put on ring to look like white phantom
>Walk into boss late
>No one suspects or find it weird there are 3 white phantoms
>Pretend to help
>During second phase backstab kill host
>Take off ring and bow
God it was fun.
DON'T BULLY
ok.
Bully.
I agree with everything about this list, except BW1 needs to go from excellent to good. 2 made it completely outdated.
AND I MUST SCREAM
Is this what Dragonite was supposed to be?
You've crossed the line
DENSETSU NO KUSOGE
OH MAN, I AM STARVING! CAN'T WAIT TO EAT THIS BURGER
Is this Asian Gorl?
I have cheese!
Done. What next, boss?
wtf, how did u know?
You know what, I'm not even mad because pokémon can take a good beating from huge rocks, laser beams and earthquakes so what the fuck is a 10 year old going to do against them? Mental scars? They're just dumb animals and willforget about it in two minutes
This thread is a wild ride
Pokemon are probably smarter than you.
Mental scars are the most delicious kind
youtu.be
Depends. I highly dobt rock types are very intelligent at all. Do they even have brains?
Goodness.
Pokemon seem to be equally as intelligent as humans.
They seen to range between child like intelligence (or at least maturity) to genius level.
No I won't
It's kind of fucked up when you think about it. Why do these intelligent creatures just agree to be slaves and pets?
It gets even more fucked up at Pheromosa which seems to be a completely civilized species
rip headphone users
>he doesn't want someone to love him
good one
Being loved is something. Taking me away from my family and friends to battle is another, user.
The way I see is that they are extremely vulnerable to their basic instincts (fighting, feeding, breeding) and are naturally attracted to humans since they can often guarantee a high quality of life. Pokemon who fight a lot grow stronger and become more desirable mates, making trainers very useful for them, depending on the trainer's skill level at least, which would explain the badge requirement to train stronger pokemon, you are showing them that you deserve to keep them around.
They also seem to be much more antagonistic against each other than humans, which I guess makes sense since humans are at least from the same species so you have more in common. Mystery Dungeon seems to be a Zootopia ish world where they managed to overcome their instincts and take over the world together.
Dang it
If aliens came, you wouldn't go with them and live a kick-ass life no other human has?
GOOD GRIEF HE’S NAKED!
I will, but not because you told me to.
fucking kek
That makes sense. Thanks, user.
No problem. This even ties into Oak's speech about Pokemon becoming either your friends or monsters depending on how you raise them.
Not bad, but I never considered blastioes’ head to look like a hippo
It's a fasces, a bundle of wooden rods and an axe, used in Ancient Rome as a symbol of legal power. Many nations and ideologies have used it as a symbol, including France and the United States, but it was taken up by Fascists. It's where they got the name "Fascism".
Kind of a shame that quite litterly anything and everything that can be linked to the nazies is no a total no no. Mustaches names symbols colors all gone like jews in the oven.
I can’t believe snorlax is fucking dead
Reported.
BEHOLD
sauce?
Cobra Kai, I think
GAMEFREAK
Thanks. Have this thing.
thank you
N-nandayo?!
Yes sir....
>size difference
Nice.
I really like large female/smaller male or large female/smaller female
AHHH AAUUUUUUGGHHH-
>KingCrimson.gif
It's like a non-prime Warframe.
b-bakana
J-joto teme...!
HONEEEEEEEY!
glaceon is not for sexual you scum
everything i say is a lie
REJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
glaceon is for cum inflation, like all eeveelutions
This is honestly a 9th dimensional meme.
Like imagine having this image and you have to explain it to a normie friend or a CIA agent in detail.
The extent to which it delves into Fesh Pince, Skooks, and the recently rejuvenated regiposting. All the dimensions and context that you look at this image and chuckle a hearty laugh at the image but you don't know a single soul around you that could understand and laugh with you.
Fuck you Regirock, yes _he is.
It is quite frustrating
You laugh, but you can never laugh about it with someone else
I never thought of how deep of a rabbit hole you would have to go down to understand this shit. Now that you put it that way I feel like I've wasted too much time looking at these stupid fucking memes.
>Daffy gets his face blown off yet again
Interesting.
>Densetsu no kusoge
Holy shit, man. I wish muscle girls had a body this perfect irl
Where are the video games? This isn't video games.
literally my mom's slowpoke
The Dialga pic needs a subtle Frozone edit so we can meme extradimensionally while we meme
A reminder that in the movies Giratina uses Heisei Mothra's cries. And that Palkia uses a mix of Boga the varactyl from Revenge of the Sith's warble and either Godzilla 1954 (Smash Bros Brawl/Ultimate) or Heisei King Ghidorah (films).
YOU DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
MODS
>glaceon is favorite eeveelution but not for any sexual reason
>mfw this shit
Imagine the amazing sprite animation of something either nonsexual or sexual but involving something more reasonable we could've gotten instead if the artist didn't want to jack off to a non-anthro fox thing.
Toho kaiju roars are used in a fuckton of japanese media. I don't even know why or how they just use it. Are they just public domain?
This and Reshiram have convinced me each generation has a dick joke somewhere in one or two designs.
Uh...
Well, the pokemon movies are often distributed by Toho, so using kaiju roars for them is no surprise.
kaaaaaAAAAANNNNNTTOOOOOOOOOO
Guys i dont feel soplljjklllllllllll
BASED
Yea Forums - Variety is pretty great sometimes
*Transformer sound effect*
fucking love these asian girls and their feet ngl
sure
>the madman actually fucking posted it
I'm pretty sure we've all collectively absorbed like 40 broken mirrors worth of bad luck just by being in this thread.
They are integral lines to their design! Dialga’s are vertical, Palkia’s are horizontal, Giratina’s are diagonal.
why isnt steelix helping her
I've heard of eating ass, but this is ridiculous
Toho distributes the Pokemon films and I guess TPC likes to have the kaiju roars. And not just for the Pokemon, the Megarig flying machine from Giratina's movie uses Megaguirus' cry
I find this image arousing.
I imagine they set him on fire, and he's burning at such an intense degree he's bellowing in absolute agony while he slowly melts, thrashing helplessly in the distance, not knowing that his trainer is being devoured only a few dozen meters away.
>Megaguirus
Ah yes. The most underrated Kaiju of the entire franchise.I love her
One of the best new monsters from the Millennium series and one of the best in the Atari games.
damn, should have threw a focus sash on him
You know what. The pokémon universe is way too dangerous and horrifying. I wouldn't want to live in it.
yeah but some of the pokemon are fuckable
I fuckin love sprite art and I feel you man, furries are a plague
What's wrong with a universe that allows and encourages ten year-olds to captures avatars of gods and aspects of the human psyche?
god inceneroar is so fucking dumb
>not having a well-balanced team to protect you
its just porn get over yourself
BASED
>implyingi'mafurry
posters!
jasmine is a dumb cunt, and wouldn't die if she had at least one pokemon that wasn't vulnerable to fucking fire
Yes ma'am
When worlds collide!
what was he trying to convey with this post
Whatever designed this thing needs to be shot.
Nothing 5.56 fmj can't fix.
Reminder, guns are canon and so is "hunting".
Son of a bitch that worm got me.
That clever bastard.
You now remember there was a Woman hunter in DPP anime who hunted down pokemon, sold them to rich foreigners, and got killed when Regigigas blasted her out of the sky
Based Regi BTFO thots
the lapras/nessy reference always made sense to me, because riding on the monsters back is such a weird detail that has nothing to do with the actual legend, but happens in mother
ratata/raticate having hyper fang as a signature move reminds me of the rat guys who have a really high "smash" (crit) rate
Hunter or poacher? Possibly supplier to an illegal pet trade but sanitized for children?
Besides, as cool as OMPs are I seriously doubt they could stand up to anti materiel rounds.
But it has lilligants so I take the risk of going to Pokémon world
nice
How strong were those fucking ropes?
Y'know, a lot of these are really...human-looking.
As opposed to regular ropes?
Her name was Hunter J and she even had a flagship to cruise around in.
and it still couldnt save her from getting sunk in the ocean. poor girl
I bet Lilligant would use sleep powder on you and then rape you while you were asleep.
>mr
Gay
Lilligants are 100% female. They don't have dicks. They are perfect and pure
You don't need a dick to rape somebody. She would knock you and and ride you. Sure, while you're awake she's pure, but when you're asleep she's a demon.
I've been thinking.
Y'know how a fairly sizable amount of Pokemon were created by various ancient human societies for some reason or another? How the world is scattered with ruins of wildly different architectural styles and shit implying several different layers to this ancient history?
When the "modern" Pokemon world finally falls, when society gets knocked back quite a ways and the world we know is as far off as those ancients are to today, what Pokemon will have been left behind by the current civilization? The Porygon line? Trubbish? Mewtwo?
N-No, don't eat my wife...
Bidoof
just bidoof....
Unironically 20 times better than the actual design.
Probably all steel types. Steel doesn't occur naturally, you know.
You're wrong
In that case, she won't need a sleeping powder for some wholesome lovemaking.
Mewtwo and trubbish will definitely still be around. Porygon however...
Yes it is
Daily reminder not to forget that Hunter J legitimately killed people
Daily reminder that Hunter J presumably died drowning in her crashed flagship and the anime just kinda glosses over it
so was she on kanto's cycling road or what? there are no houndooms anywhere in the wild.
Why didnt she have steelix use dig? Im pretty sure steelix is the faster mon.
Regular ropes can't carry motherfucking continents, user
Route 12 in US :L
Good thing Groundon can't breed, so he's only a normal continent.
Fuck you Carlos
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
oh, i guess it makes sense why there's so many of them with the SOS mechanic
I love Giratina, please delete this.
>some
How are Porygon fuckable?
The internet is for porn
I only remember this broken shit from the video game and her BULLSHIT powerup that increased her speed by like 20X and let her spazz out on you
the movie itself was lame. I liked Battra better
Where is fesh pince in that imageV
You do know porygon is custom made and modular, right?
That's gross. You're a pervert! Normal people don't sit at home to look at porn on the internet
Megaguirus was a cooler monster. Battra is just Shadow the Mothhog
What do you mean user?
You're laughing and talking about it right now.
>custom made and modular
Where does it say that
Porygon 2 and Z are more like upgraded forms from using custom discs than actual evolutions. Also he was first made for entering the digiworld, then the porygon-2 is made for space exploration.
They don't flat out say it, but I'm assuming that they mess with porygon all the time, and Z is pretty much an unsanctioned mod. Who's to say they can't fit crazy porn shit on porygon?
DISGUSTING BLACK LIZARD-WHALES GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
it's like a serial killer looking at the bodies on the meathooks at night wondering who's for dinner.
>CIA barges into my house
>Can't destroy HD
>have to spend the next hour explaning why I have a bunch of pokemon drawn with missing parts
kek
But isn't that how a meme works?. An idea turned information that goes on transforming after being passed on through people over time?. Still an inside joke though, since the punchline is remembering stuff from years back. Remember that through transformation the meme can reach critical mass and escape Yea Forums.
We can go deeper.
Sex sells unfortunately.