What would you do to save OverWatch?

add more boobs and (male) butts

She's a tranny. She can't have kids.

Every non-white female character gets BLEACHED skin pack

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No one would know how to play it then

pull the plug on it

source? where is this official cannon?

this is almost as weird as the BLACKED shit. actually I take that back, it is just as weird. am I the only person who doesn't find race play interesting?

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based

A womb or hip tattoo would be hotter

Nope, it's just faggots trying to shitfling from all sides. it's all so tiring

release a white male character after 5 years of only female and minority ones

i need to breed her womb

every copy includes a fit brown girl

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remove competitive play because the game was just fun without tryhard shitters and muh meta

lightening skin isn't "race play". I mean that's pretty much racially insensitive too even suggest, since non-whites are the biggest buyers of skin-lightening products in the world.

Allow users to run private servers.

Story mode

jskajsi

no one plays a multiplayer game for the singleplayer

It can't be saved.

If it could though, I would take it away from Blizzard and give it to a more competent company.

Hard reset ranked mode, make all the special ranked game modes available all the time.

Fire Jeff Kaplan, restore the arcade to its former glory, ban groups in ranked mode, allow drop-ins in ranked mode (that get less rank from the match), actually reset progression in between seasons, stop making new heroes because everyone's clearly run out of ideas, and buff everyone's damage so we can get rid of this slow tank/healer meta.

- Remove Hammond
- Remove Demoman
- Just keep buffing weaker characters and rebalancing until its more fun
- actually add more fucking maps
- ALLOW FOR FUCKING MAP PREFERENCE IN QUICKPLAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES ITS BEEN 4 YEARS, TF2 HAD THIS DAY 1 BEFORE MEET YOUR MATCH RUINED IT

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Hes under contract they cant just ''fire'' him

Replace all non-Pharah characters with brown goddesses

Like TF2, make it F2P

I just wish Zenny was in a different game, his design is 10/10

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Then promote someone in a position above him whose sole job is to countermand everything he does.

but single player > multi
multiplayer gets boring, real zoomer stuff

Every copy is OBLIGED by Law to include a thiccfit brown girl

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rewards for sexually pleasuring your teammates

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Make all characters gay and add some trans ones.

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raceplay is hot, blacked and bleached is fucking cancer
no im not a chink, if there was some asian or latino shit id hate those too
the good kind of raceplay is femdom/rape impregnation where the woman is using any means necessary to take the male's (implicitly superior race) sperm, using drugs or whatever. bonus points if he doesn't want to cum insider her

make it atleast semi open source and add mod support
would probably want to make it controlled mod support though if they want to keep their lootshits

this, raceplay is only good as an addition to impregnation/breeding, or if there's some extra taboo being broken, just having two people of different races fuck solely because being different races is a turn-on is stupid.

Why do you think COLONIZE is a thing?

raceplay is genuinely the cringiest shit

>buff damage
lmao
you dont buff damage you nerf healing
game doesnt need even more characters to be instakill dispensers

fpbp

You both are either retards or hypocrites to not admit that the BLACKED thing originated from the classic erotica of the manly barbarian brute's subjugation and corruption of the pure, stunning maiden. Hell, it's why Male Orc/Ogre/[enter huge brutish race] x Female Elf is the number one pairing in Fantasy porn.

If you want a real answer then I'd reduce healing by ≈50%, lower healer dps by 40-70%, lower tank dps by like 30-40% and lower ult charge rate significantly. The issue with the game has always been that it's impossible to get past the defense without ults if both teams are equally skilled.

Give the players freedom to choose maps/game modes, the ability to make custom maps, and a better replay system so we can actually see our mistakes and how a match played

That's kind of gone on to it's own thing though, most raceplay has evolved into something that's really just pathetic. It might have started as that but it's definitely not any longer.

and fun taunts

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Would going F2P help?

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Lewd skins

beach volleyball

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Add new game modes that can be played in the comp playlist and some type of story mode that actually advances the game's fucking story.

No it is. But I support bleached because of those niggers that spam the other shit.

The Blacked shit seemed to come from some weird impulse to view black guys as defilers and animalistic.

The Bleached thing is just a reaction to that? Its like this sense of racism has gotten tied up with the lizard brain desire to fuck and compete.

I find this shit interesting, but for all the wrong reasons.

Photoshop

I hate to break it to you, but black people aren't the main audience for BLACKED shit.

Remove competitive mode. Meta slaves ruin every fucking game.

Also nerf shields.

why do virgins develop fetishes when they don't even know what sex is like

What's wrong with Baptiste?

fantasizing is easier when the knowledge of reality doesnt hinder you

I didn't say black people.

Wed Olivia.

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In fact, blacked and bleached appeal to the same people.

hammond and baptiste are legit good characters though. Remove Mercy, Moira, and Brigitte if you actually care about getting rid of braindead cancer.

I forgot /trash/ existed.
Are they growing stronger or something?

No it's even weirder because bleached sounds stupid and white guys are normal and boring. Blacked got popular because big dicks, blacked sounds memeworthy and shit the girls in the videos are top tier.

This just sounds cringe worthy and weird. Nothing sexy about it.

It's beyond saving, Blizzard has never been good at balancing their games and it's only gotten worse as time's gone by.

The BLACKED thing is based on three factors:

>The fact that Africans were always primitive barbarians throughout human history
>The fact that, on average, they are much uglier than the average White/Asian
>The rumor that they have bigger cocks than every race on the planet and, thus, that makes them more manly and better lovers than the rest

You said niggers.

Blacked comes from the typical stereotype of the black man as some kind of sexual predator. It is basically a racist getting off on something he despises defiling something he enjoys. In that regard it's quite similar to cuck shit.

Bleached isnt so much a response but a different branch of it. Instead of the beautiful helpless white female being defiled by the scary black man, its about the black/Asian/whatever female submitting to the racially superior white male. Both appeal to the same people, which is white men with a race fetish.

>Rumor

Lmao.

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what is sex like

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>Reduce base healing for all healers so DPS or tank can't leave a fight for 1 second and get all their health back
>add Role queue locked 2/2/2 makes it easier to balance the game and not have broken shit like GOATS
>Add better stat info so you can tell which member of your team is fucking up
>Add a match replay feature. Fucking Starcraft has it and league has it

start playing it myself, but I won't as I'm a cheapskate.

give me code you insufferable faggot

Imagine being such a loser that you have to edit cartoon females because real ones are repulsed by you

Race war

these casuals is why overwatch is dying they don't care about winning

I want _____ to sit on my face!

i dont remember the code but that is miku abeno

Miku Abeno visits us for BBC

Remove Ultimates, tone them down a bit and make them a normal skill.
Buff everyone's utility and versatility. Fuck off with the pigeonholed roles, make every character capable and ignore any faggots crying about any "but homogenization" bullshit.
Maps/Modes with multiple control points, fuck off with the narrow chokepoints and everybody throwing themselves on to a single point on the map.

>insecure BLACKED poster is already here
Every thread

>he thinks porn is reality

Honestly race mixing in general is the most vile fucking thing. It's literally a degradation fetish. Absolute fucking degenerate.

Agreed. Colonized sounds better.

Yeah nigger. Rumor. Unless you have scientific sources claiming otherwise.
The man with the biggest dick in the world is a white guy.

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>add Role queue locked 2/2/2 makes it easier to balance the game and not have broken shit like GOATS
I don't think you could force this in a game like Overwatch without it fucking up queue times for the people who pick DPS. Remember that almost everybody would play DPS roles and nothing else if given the opportunity, and you can't have a role fill like League because that shit will always dump you into a support role.

>I have never worn skin-tight clothing while having erect nipples
alternatively
>I have never seen tits with my eyes
alternatively
>I have never seen a vagina

>Gif
That guy seems pretty based

Some pictures/words make my dick harder and make it easier to jerk off than others. That's as far as it goes for me. Some people take fetishes way too seriously.

>non-whites are the biggest buyers of skin-lightening products in the world.

no shit
whites are the biggest buyers of skin tanning solutions who would have thought

>since non-whites are the biggest buyers of skin-lightening products in the world.
you mean east asians and their plastic surgeries?

Faster
No hero powers
Weapons are on the map
Instagib mode
Server based instead of matchmaking based

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I would nerf bation

but it would mean better quality of games when you have people on roles they actually play instead of a dps player being autofilled to Tank and then the in fighting when he eventually switches to DPS because he thinks he can carry

>non-whites are the biggest buyers

not even close.

>Blizzard
there is absolutely nothing you can do to save it

Niggers

>removing my boy genji
get good bronze baby

This

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I want to marry and impregnate Fareeha Amari.

>what negro women pretend they are.jpg

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Good art, who drew this?

based

genius. fpbp

in this pic, arent the wackies, the stoners, and the normies in contention with the hardcore gamers? having a seperate casual and competitive match making queue resolve this conflict?

Simple, you make a spinoff.
You play as one of the women. Your goal is to create the best looks by buying enormous amounts of clothes, lingerie, makeup and jewelry, and can style your character with the most extensive customization engine ever made - including physic-based hairstyles that you can create yourself, the option to lengthen/shorten/dye fabrics, detailed makeup application and such.
You can unlock more items by sleeping with the other women, because I like lesbians. This may also be the actual goal of the game.

no because people tryhard and get butthurt even in casual modes

>Every hero gets three loadouts that slightly alter their kit in meaningful ways. Mercy might, for example, have one that makes her secondary beam boost her and the target's speed rather than damage, for example.
>Make ultimate abilities weaker but easier to earn
>More maps
>Focus on custom content and improve custom game settings. Give it the Starcraft treatment, Blizz. Give us a map editor.

That's all I've got.

So pretty much, DOA VV right?

Ingkin on danbooru. Only one pic though

The normalfag would hate the stoner and the troll. You can't choose to play on the same map over and over, the game modes are very limited. I love instagib but it's never included in base game so if I can't make a dedicated server for that I just can't play it.
Look at counter strike for example, if it only had 2 matchmaking, one comp and one casual from the start we wouldn't have all those great maps and modes. You can still have a matchmaking that puts you in a random server of some category but it's a really bad idea to remove servers.

On steroids. I want to be able to apply makeup in a thousand different ways, mix and match or even create own dresses/lingerie, and have ways to create completely customized hairstyles. Of course, putting on the lingerie should be a manual act as well, I want to see the panties slide between the buttcheeks and such.
The lesbianism should also be detailed and extensive.

Found the millennial with a BLACKED subscription.
Then again, that's all millennial subhumans.

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I enjoy really vanilla affectionate interracial stuff with lots of foreplay/outerplay and teasing. Bonus points if the girl isn't squealing and screaming and is genuinely enjoying herself

Official porn. It's what it's good for anyway.

Fix the loot boxes' chances
Banned toxic pieces of shit

I enjoy seeing brown (NOT BLACK) women with white husbands because it gives me hope that someday I'll have a brown wife.

Overwatch has the problems of not being very good and also being the biggest secondary bait on the internet.
Its hard to balance your game/ add new maps and game modes when a shit ton of fanfiction writers, readers, and artists constantly demand new characters that have features (Black woman, transman, etc) so they can make art/ write fan fiction about them. Considering they're the loudest voice, and Blizzard rarely listens to actual player feedback nowadays.

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You definitely know your craft. I respect that.

Add community server support, custom map support, and maps that aren’t flat, linear horseshit

Delete ranked and the waste of money that is the Overwatch League.
Make the game fun again, not pandering to 1% of players.
Free to play+ BattlePass
Level editor/Forge-like on PC, custom maps downloadable on Xbox.

I had fun on release but the ranked wankfest sucked the fun out of this game.

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Thank you. I wish to one day convince some people to make it, once I have the money to fund it.

Unbelievably based.

Oh, and also add gibs and corpse mechanics so that you can stop mercy from resurrecting her friends without having to kill both mercy and her friends

No, if anything you'll see better supports and tanks because they're people who actually want to perform the roles and a bunch of really shit DPS players who think they're better than they actually are.
You might occasionally find the golden god of DPS who can play the role well but in reality you're more likely to get stubborn arrogant dickheads.

>spoiler
Does that even exist? All the raceplay I see is just typical maledom stuff.

Sometimes i wonder if back in the time where people were getting COLONIZED by eurofags if there were a groups of natives in America who actually had a fetish for raceplay and what we have now is the opposite version like some kind of twisted irony

Facts.

I thought this thread was going to be full of qt brown, Pharah, Ana, Sombra posting.

I have a feeling that the longer vidya lasts the more wacky things have to be in order to keep the attention of the audience like we all have ADHD that only gets worse as time passes

Back in the day the popular shooters such as Counter-Strike and Quake just had little to no gimmicks, aim and shoot with the option to use things like grenades or other utility items that could give you an advantage if used correctly.

Now it feels like the shooting alone isn't cutting it anymore, it has to be a shooter but you gotta have special perks and there has to be a building system, etc. It's like they have to mix several games into one to make it interesting

Widowmaker revenge on Talon story.

Nothing, Workshop has already saved the game.

>Sometimes i wonder if back in the time where people were getting COLONIZED by eurofags if there were a groups of natives in America who actually had a fetish for raceplay
Not exactly what you asked for but Philippine women were part of the ones getting colonized and they still have an interracial fetish to this day.
>what we have now is the opposite version like some kind of twisted irony
Anything sexualized will end up being fetished and you can't deny that interracial relationships have lately been heavily pushed for here in the west.

Any proof?

Every chart of averages from every data set ever shows it to black > white > asian. Luckily for you, facts don't matter if you don't like what they say.

Competitive mystery heroes.
>one trick shitters are punished
>less likely to have "press Q to win" style games
>tests a players skill because they have to effectively master each character
>if your team is RNG screwed and/or your opponents have an insane comp, it takes even more skill and teamwork competency in order to succeed

Competitive Free for all was already a step in the right direction, but its only on for limited periods.

Source?

Give Zarya her original hair color.

>black people spending money on porn and not guns or drugs
lulz
any marketed porn that generates revenue is typically for whites

You say things, but give no proof.

holy yikes whats going on here rofl

yikes dude

>Would going F2P help?
You'd still have to play it, so no.

Pharah and Sombra lewds please

Make Soldier 76 straight again with a retcon

one of the first google results
lehmiller.com/blog/2018/5/2/fact-check-are-there-really-racial-differences-in-penis-size
Talks about how the methodology of penis size studies can be flawed, but then shows that despite those flaws, the consistent results among different studies clearly backs up the conclusions.

I would fire or demote jeff

Increase the size of the team 75%

Get half the team working on a new stoymode DLC with an actual campaign (10 + hrs of unpadded gameplay) and the other half working on PVP updates

Step 1 is force 2,2,2

Simplifying the balance and making dev time shrink considerably

After that employ more artists and produce a new skin every other week regardless of any events.

Coast on that till 6 months out from big DLC completion put all hands on deck to finish and polish that

Charge $15 bucks for it

Sit back and watch as as overwatch makes another billion $$$

Immediately start work on OVERWATCH 2

I don't care about bleached/blacked, but I as a white man want to FUCK Hana Song, Pharah and Sombrah and watch mercy suck a BBC

>we still haven't gotten a good overwatch porn game
There's so many animations you could steal, some dude could make a good amount of patreon bucks with almost no effort. What are they doing?

Here's another one.
qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6135ebe825651293439e02c5a99ce16f-c
This one doesn't show a huge difference, but it's still a difference.

Did the penis connoisseur check the data by country?

If I was in charge of Overwatch I would just illegally siphon money from Blizzard and launder it to the TF2 devs at Valve

Goddamn man, what is wrong with you?

>implying we can even know a reliable average when they don't have many people on surveys
Don't fall for penis inspection days, anons.

There are no racial difference in penis size. That's why blacks in any western country are going to have similar size or smaller dicks than whites. It is only Africans who have larger dicks. American Blacks for example actually have a smaller average dick size than American Whites. It has nothing to do with race. Not that I expect that you, retard on Yea Forums, knows or understands basic statistics.

Why would Africans have larger dicks if there was no racial difference? The climate?

Pretty much this, and its largely due to height/build.
The only places in the world where average penis size isn't directly proportional to average height and build are scandinavia (slightly smaller than average) and asia (significantly smaller than average)

What a let down this thread was.

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Campaign mode with obvious co-op.

Idk maybe you should pay for a study on it since there has never been a reliable one, even the basic statistics we have are shaky at best, let alone any analysis of them.

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How convenient that the only race the statistical difference is accurate and significant for is the one that's smaller than whites.

Do you ever listen to yourself?

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vgerotica Widow is damn qt
>tfw you will never help her break conditioning and plot revenge against Talon together

Its a white people thing both blacked and bleached

honestly wtf is going on with her legs there though

I’m assuming it’s because American blacks have European ancestors more often than African blacks do.

>that d.va webm of her being fucked in a changing room shack at the beach
impressive

>clone
lol i dont like overwatch but it certainly isn't a clone. you have the most basic grasp on what team shooters are

You people keep saying this without any real reason to.

What, that BLACKED and BLEACHED is a white people thing?

Well would you look at that, they just revealed mod support.

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You figured it out.

dude spacebar lmao

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No, casual play is broad and they clearly want different things as explained.

>impressive
Yeah, unless you recognize how horrible her left foot looks. I still love gnomfist's work though.

What's the point of playing it then? What does it offer? Powers are the entire gimmick. Just remove ultimates to make it less stop and go.

what about people actually accepting their skin color for once lul all you need to know is how to make it work.
bleached girls for example look kinda shit when they wear too much white and their face skin becomes one with their shirt

Having a good modern arena fps.

>how do we fix this game?
>make it an entirely different game for a different genre
Brilliant

I know right ? Really a great idea, they should hire me.

Do your Christian duty and marry Egyptian women

make ults less important
The whole game boils down to ult wombocombo or ult counter

This is what hat simulator players actually want to believe.

should have gone with COLONIZED

Make Tracer straight.

remake all the shit character designs
remove all the jews/sjws at blizzard
make hot babe characters and sexy robot girls
have sexy skins
make overwatch VR porn and add it to the new workshop so people can easily script their own with massive graphics upgrades

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>actually release heroes consistently, at least one every two or three months
>stop focusing primarily on the attack and defend style of play
>drop the pretense about skins that show off the bodies of the characters and release lewder skins
>cash shop for buying skins outright instead of rolling like a gatcha game
>ACTUALLY RELEASE MORE THAN ONE HERO A YEAR
>stop making chokepoint maps, actually get creative with map design
That's just off the top of my head, but they'll never do any of it.

>tattoo
So close to being a good image. /bleached/ doesn't understand subtly at all and can't resist the urge to cover characters in ten tattoos and the bleached gear. pick one or the other.

Needs to be called something other then bleached. Colonized would be better.

How does one acquire a pure Egyptian woman?

Bleached is better but it still doesn't feel good enough.

Reroll the patches to day 1, back when the game was actually fun

Bleach will literally eat away at your skin man that's not sexy

It should be called WHITED not bleached

CRUSADED

>bleached
>not Colonized
You had one job

Can you Americans not see how fucking disgusting the whole Bleached, Blacked, Colonized, etc, really is? I have literally never thought about anthing like that, but your disturbed multi-ethnic society invented it and spread the filth around the world.

American here - I fucking hate it. But if the Jews are going to try and subvert my women, I'm gonna try and subvert their pets'.

>paying for maps
Lol

>Americans
>invented it

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make it so that chinkfag isn't the head writer because he doesn't even know his own story

>hehe have sex u fffffucken 4chenneler

This is nice

Lads, there's a qt Mexican in one of my classes. Should I go for it?

I mean if I could I'd kill everyone involved with the inception of blacked

>turn back time
>don't implement comp mode (it killed quickplay and is just plain awful as the only alternative)
>instead release ways to que for things that's actually fun
>players can que for specific map and game types (Payload, KOTH)
>at the end of the game, players vote for the next map (encouraging continuation)
>more game modes that stick around like CTF and varying deathmatches
>weekly pve events with caps that award stupid amounts of loot
>weekly challenges
>bring back the old quickplay (with the 1 hero per team restrictions) best of 3s and add in a new casual mode that's a best of 1 with none
>mercenary mode that features being able to que as specific roles in 2/2/2 tradition
>give players the ability to que without seeing parties
>apologize for baguette and remove her

I got a blacked and tushy subscription

i liked how some of the characters looked like (the egyptian chick and soldier 76) so i started playing for a bit
turns out s76 was fucking boring as hell and only had fun playing pharah
then people started making tons of porn and it was really fucking weird to play her, i dont know why
i think the fucking porn has helped the shitt game stay alive this long, even with blizzard constantly trying to burry it
they should just get more female heroes that arent fucking ugly and keep the dudes making porn, it will keep the shitty game going even if it sucks ass

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Literally could not find a match in any mode except Quick Play.
During a Free Weekend.

If she's in your spanish class and looks like Yukari then yes

No, but it's kinda fucking silly how shit like this gets spammed constantly for free but footfaggotry gets waves of people shitposting against it.
Really makes you think.

College biology class. She's chubby, but she has a cute face and I talk to her in every class. Since the semester is almost over, I wonder if I should.

do it

1.Make that every character is pregnant
2.So when you killing her/him, they give a birth postmortem with a fetus that is still alive

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literal spam thread, do not answer

If you were going to compare her looks to anybody, who does she look like?

Marry? No. Breed: YES!

Never tend a foreign field, merely seed it.

Do you want Berserk? Because that's how you get Berserk!

seek help

I will. Wish a virgin luck.
Don't know enough celebrities, she's just a cute chubby Mexican.

>mfw the title of the painting is "The Redemption of Ham"

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How do I get a Sombra gf Yea Forumsros?

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Didn't they have a chart that said the French had on average the biggest dicks, with India having the smallest?

go to a supermarket and hangout in the ethnic food aisle

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But I don't live in burgerland...

fixed and saved

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>It's just like a game man, I like being Hanzo
What's wrong with this?

You're right, but they won't admit it

Nah, you're right. There's nothing for us spics but I do love me some brown girls.
i.imgur.com/FIWeGl5.png

It is photoshop.
Shes a feminazi, literally lesbian and wouldnt walk around with her nipples visible.

accept a harem of lolis and 10MM

I want to put a baby in Olivia while holding hands and being leglocked and kissing. After marriage obviously.

revert it to season 3 and remove:
orisa
moira
hammond
ashe

there. its fixed.

remove matchmaking in tf2

late but

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The French?

But I love my wife Ashe.

NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

they also fuck horses and dogs in these

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