I was just trying to turn off the bomb

A lot of people are degenerate sub-humans.

Your ass is not designed to hold shit in it 24/7, there are times when it will be completely empty. When this is the case you douche it and then it's clean and ready.

Do you guys not know that you can clean a butthole to prevent shit-dick?

>American education

If I shit on a plate and told you it’s fine one you clean it, would you eat off that, too, you devolved apes?

Me at the bottom!

Education? This is from experience, which is better than education.

Yes? That's the point of cleaning it you stupid fucking trog.

why is Yea Forums so bad with analogies? are you all just brainlets?

I guess you get more of a different emotional attachment if you manage to make it work.

Are you going to eat off of your dick after anal?

Itt underage virgin incels who never had sex

Do you just throw away your dirty dishes if they've been in the sink too long?

Degenerates.

Anal is overrated. Now I do love a freshly showered ass propped up so i can put my face in it. An assjob is great too

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If I wiped my ass and told you it's fine since I washed it, would you shake my hand too, you devolved ape?

Thats what dishwashing soap is for. Theyre very effective at cleaning dishes...

Have you ever tried to clean the inside of a pipe? Even if you have free control of the pipe it's impossible to completely clean it

>Anal sex
You win a ticket for the gas chamber.

Based

The only reason I engage in anal sex is because I don't have a vagina, otherwise I'd never consider it :^)

Real talk: Anyone answering yes to eating off a shit encrusted plate that’s been douched like an anus is lying, or a scatfiend.

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>there are people that genuinely prefer anal over vaginal

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boys don't have vaginas

>glorious Snake's ass with full back view
>but it shows Paz's cunt
What do?

Holy shit are you incapable of cleaning a fucking pipe? Can you wash a tall glass or do they scare you too?

I like the taboo idea of anal but I'm a virgin so I have no idea how either of them feels.

Vaginas are fucking disgusting. They only look good in lolis.

I like both especially if the wife is on herperiod.

Of course not. Fuck you and your shit covered hands.

shit or blood
take your pick

I like to shove things up my butt when I smoke some weed

Should I install Xcom 2 or Dragons Dogma?

DD is shit, xcom baby

Infact are the girls who end up fucked not the boys.

Vagoo is always better feeling, but more than likely you would rather stare at an ass for an hour than a vaginer

Uuuuuum, did you clean your hands before or after you wiped your ass?

Dragons Dogma, it's a bit boring at first but once you get to Gran Soren it'll get fun, really.

the prostate is the male G-spot

Is War of The Chosen worth it

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Only true for 3D ones. 3D vaginas look the same regardless of the girl's age.

yes, it's the enemy within of 2

>Not dominating every single one of your partners holes to show her your devotion and love
It's not a matter of one being better than the other, it's a matter of how much semen you can coat the human body in.

Xcom is boring shit

Ok now make the left glass sticky and red and you have a good analogy

lol

It's the P-spot.

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I type a thought paragraph and the "system" flags me as spam. This guy is free to go though

It all comes together when you understand that all anal lovers are just minor scat fetishists

No one shoves a bar of Dial up their asshole. It's just straight running some kind of liquid over shit. Answer yes to running water over a plate covered in shit and eating off if if you want, freak

I once came from getting fucked without touching my dick. It was absolutely unreal and the best orgasm I've ever had.

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Yeah no that's not true. I'm only guessing I have no actual idea btw fbi

>tried anal plenty of times
>feels tighter but the end of dick doesn't rest on anything good
>so tight your gets limp easier

Honestly anal is shit. Vagina creampie sex is the only way

>Now I do love a freshly showered ass propped up so i can put my face in it
My nigga. It feels good eating pussy from behind.

for fucks sake please have sex
your virgin drivel is embarrassing to read

I erp as a maid that has been taught only to cum from anal.

>he doesn't know about bpussi
lol fag

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now change it so drinking the left one has a 25% to give you a human being that you have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for for the rest of your life

Boys, Yea Forums's back.

youtu.be/or2Ptefp-sM

Nigger you gay

>this is somehow the best thread on Yea Forums

I fucking hate this place why the fuck do I keep coming back? It's been 14 goddamn years

getting mixed feelings here

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Please don't summon "him"

To please and serve is the greatest pleasure there is

I WANT TO ____ PAZ!!!

Here, use this link to compare different 2D pussies.
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=pussy solo uncensored&pid=0
I would post a link for 3D pussies, but I would get in troubles for it.

I've never been able to pull this off solo

never understood it either.their ass doesn't even feel as good.

that's a terrible dose

Then do my fucking laundry

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based

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fucking food analogies

Probably relying too much on the physical sensations rather than forcefully entering a state of mind that's completely indulging in arousal. It's mental. You need practice choosing to flood your brain and body with hormones. It's the same sort of mindset that results in an embarrassing premature ejaculation, but it's something you're in complete control over.

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Why? Because they work? Because they are hard to argue against?

As you wish, Master
Anything else I can help you with, Master?

Anal feels good. When you get through the sigmoids colon it feels euphoric

it's not the same without the image.
Post it.

Paste and redbilled

be gone

Tell me i'm a good person despite my flaws.
Obey, you dirty maid.

No, because they never work. The links to food is often extremely superficial. It'd be like saying

>Genociding the Jews is like having good vaginal sex with a 10/10 busty blonde lady who wants to leg lock you as you bust a huge fucking load deep inside her womb
>Meanwhile, NOT committing genocide (of any race) is like having a dude shit on your plate XD

Analogies have to be more than superficial.

As you wish, Master

D I S C O R D

>No one shoves a bar of Dial up their asshole
Heh, thats were youre wrong user

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Only Yea Forums is able to turn a thread about straight porn into a discussion about prostate orgasms and gay ERP.

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MAID ON
MAID, ACTIVATE THE VIDEO GAMES!!!

I wouldn't have it any other way