Tfw born with the wrong elemental power

You also need to know the time and place of birth to find your Lunar and Ascendant signs.

Sun, Moon, and Ascendant are your most important signs but there are also Mercury Venus Mars Jupiter...…………

Also I'm CERTAIN that "strong emotion" under Fire and "charming" under Water are supposed to be switched

Swerve, weaklings

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>am Leo
>never indetified with any of its descriptions

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6 april 1998

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>Libra
>powerful
>creativity
>fun
>adventurous
>exciting
Not a single word of this isn't bullshit.

Really doesn't matter though, since Astrology is bullshit.

You’re a Gemini sun but a Scorpio (water) moon
Scorpio moon is cool because it makes you really powerful but also sad
You’ve probably noticed that you can read people like a book
You’re also a mars cancer (water)
You make shit happen
Make sure not to manipulate gfs or feel insecure
You probably have an active sex life or will in the future

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
TIME TO READ YOUR FUTURE
*DRAWS TAROT CARD*
OH.
YOUR FUTURE IS GRIM

>Aquarius
>aqua is literally in the word
>air
Surely this is some form of b8

pick best girl

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>Taurus
>Brother is an Aries
>Older sister is a Scorpio
>Oldest sister is a Gemini and also a child molester
Just a reminder that all this horoscope signs trash is utter bullshit.

Kek

oct 12th 1992 at 6am or so

Im libra, and i like wind elemental, guess im on the right track.

23 july 1994

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30th of September, 1993

DRAW
TAROT CARDU

>earth is my favorite element
>earth describes me almost perfectly
>born aquarius
What a shame

August 11th 1994 I was born around Noon I think

18 Jun 1992

>stupid third world subhuman spic tripfag also believes in astrology
what a surprise
fucking cunt fucking die everyone will be happy

July 10, 2005

hurry up fag I got shit to do today

>/ss/
Nice.

let's be real here airbending is the god tier elemental power everything else is playing catch up

Diagnose me user

28 September 1996

Capricorn a cute

June 18th 1988

But it's fun.

Shota bullshit.

>favorite element has always been water
>month element is water

I win.

August 5, 1989

You already sense that you get along with me just from my writing, that’s cause we have only good aspects
You get kinda pissy when you feel like you’re not getting attention with people you’re hanging out with
You’re really good at getting stuff done because it’s easy for you to think about what you want
You love life and competition and you’re a strong person
You’re very fiery (Leo moon aries sun and mars)
When you want something you just straight up start going for it no hesitation
Love life can be a challenge for you

I hate how popular this shitty meme fetish has become in recent years.
All it does is normalize child abuse even more.

Well shit, I am sad and insecure and haven't had sex in 2 years
I did get a raise at work today though so maybe things will turn around

Any games with tarot themes? All I can think of now is a really old hentai game with tarot and some girl with pink hair, a card game puzzle I think

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Aries and Sagittarius

You win this time magic star vodoo

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unnervingly accurate

>not using the superior zodiac

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>tfw I'm capricorn
y-you too

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19 Oct 98

April 17th, 2000

>july 25 1995
hey year and 2 days older user

August 20, 1992

Dec 2 1991, sign is Sag but I’m definitely more water than fire

1990 apr 7

Winnie the pooh
Massacre of something square

*bloodbends you so you lose your ability to airbend*

July 19th 1994

Persona, duh.

Why the fuck is Aquarius air

that's isn't true i don't like to play with broken characters i like the cute ones and i also don't like pvp
but the rest is true

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>aquarius
>water bearer
>clouds
it's not that far of a stretch

Oct 16 1993

You seem a bit upset, everything ok at home?

April 15th 2000

March 29 1993

You are obsessed with love
You are competitive and hate to lose
You are a Taurus moon (earth) easy going emotions
but plenty of water in your thinking and actions

Guys it’s gonna take me forever to get around to all of these but if the thread stays alive I will

what the hell I'll try this bullshit
june 10, 1988

According to the show, waterbenders are most powerful during a full moon, because it has something to do with the tides or whatever.
Did you know? If waterbenders are strongest during the full moon, then they're also at their strongest when there is no moon. That's how the tides work, highest during a full moon and ALSO when there is NO moon

Why don't you teach us the mumbo jumbo so we can prove how wrong (or right) this shit is and move on

>Capricorn
>Earth

I'll take it. Earth is the second best of the four elements after water, after all.

January 21 1998

May 2nd, 1998.

March 26th, 1995

This is formatted wrong, it should have negative characteristics to it. Like Earth people are all niggers, otherwise it looks illegitimate. Correct this shit faggot OP.

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October 4th 1989

Your doing satans work user, keep it up
March 17th, St Patricks day, 1992, 7am
c section baby, shouldnt be alive

RISE UP FELLOW LIBRA

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10 may 1994

>am cancer
>litarally can only think "PLEASE have big tits"
>fucking chestlet
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Wow. That sounds about right.

December 7th 1993, 12:51am

Hand of Fate 1 and 2. Roguelite adventure games where everything that happens are dictated by tarot cards.

March 24 1992

You are an Aquarius moon (Air) but not in opposition with your Leo sun
your mercury is cancer so your thinking process has a lot to do with your emotions
You are strong willed
You might really like sports and stuff like that

You’re an Aries (Fire and opposite of your sun libra) moon
What you want kinda goes at odds with your emotions so you have a struggle with that
Your Mars is scorpio so when you want something you completely go at it nothing holding you back
You’re pretty smart but try not to be close minded to others’ ideas

Sorry I know some of these are going to be more in depth than others

>Powerful
>Creative
>Fun
>Adventurous
>Exciting
Sounds like the kind of person who'd want to diddle kids.

>Libra
>tfw born with the best elemental power

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>Scorpio

The girlfriend I want, but know I should avoid.

May 23, 1998

Aries Sun and Scorpio Mars

*YIKES*

been meaning to talk to someone like you
me its very interesting
its april 20 1991 at 6 am, enjoy
decipher that for me

Aries moon and libra sun, scorpio mars**

>aquarius
>air

may 5 1992

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does that mean their into somnophila?

literally only one I can identify with, even got the useless drops, and collectable thing

Am Leo, is pretty accurate. I hate not getting all the glory or being top of the leaderboard in shooters.

I doubt they like being woken up

Need to know your place of birth. We can only find your Ascendant sign if we know which sign was on the horizon when you were born so we need both the hour and the place you were born.

You are on the cusp between Aries and Taurus. We don't know where you were born so we don't know which one you are.

Your moon is in Cancer
Mercury Aries
Venus Gemini
Mars Cancer
Jupiter Leo

We don't know your Sun and Ascendant signs. Those are your most important signs

VIRGOCHADS WHERE U AT?

OMG I LOVE VIRGOS, VIRGOS ARE THE BEST
TOM HARDY PLEASE NOTICE ME

September 1st, 1995

You’re a libra moon (air)
You’re a Gemini Mars also Air
You’re really good at solving puzzles and video games in general
You’re probably good at smash bros if you haven’t noticed already

Aquarius moon (Air)
Taurus mars (earth)
You’re interested in a lot of different things
You get turned off when someone acts too attached to you
You’re very social and try to seem like a nice guy to others

You’re a virgo moon (earth)
You have a super good memory
You’re competitive and your personality doesn’t match your actions
You have a nice voice
You’re very underage hope you don’t get banned

9 / 9 / 1996

Montreal but I'm not french canadian (need to stress that)

There are more important things than tits, user. Like ass.

probably late, but
oct 21 1988

Sep 4 1989

August 31 2001

nov 10 1990

>gemini anything
>always get the shit ability, status, etc

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Enjoy your ban underaged

user, are you still there?
Here is my birth info
Date: September 29th, 2002, at 1:28 am
Place: New York City
Thank you in advance

March 6 1993

>Only using the big four elements

It's like you LIKE limiting yourselves bros. Don't do that. So many more elements to dabble in.

>17
Kek enjoy ban

Your Sun and Ascendant are both Aries.

You have a lot of Aries, Cancer, and Capricorn. What does it mean? I don't know...

>you're sorta smart
>you like to live
>you eat food
>you are mysterious
astrology is bullshit

God you an annoying faggot drink bleach

Feb. 22nd, 1987. 30min after Andy Warhol was pronounced dead.

21 January – 16 February, you are actually a CAPRICORN

17 February – 12 March, you are actually an AQUARIUS

13 March – 18 April, you are actually a PISCES

19 April – 14 May, you are actually an ARIES

15 May – 21 June, you are actually a TAURUS

22 June – 20 July, you are actually a GEMINI

21 July – 10 August, you are actually a CANCER

11 August – 16 September, you are actually a LEO

17 September – 31 October, you are actually a VIRGO

1 November – 23 November, you are actually a LIBRA

24 November – 29 November, you are actually a SCORPIO

30 November – 18 December, you are actually an OPHIUCHUS

>always liked air
>mfw got air
Where are my /libra/ bois?

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Yeah ok but why?

they totally can be.
most just can't/won't let themselves be.

tfw I've been allowed to browse Yea Forums for 4 years without being an underageb&
why does this make me feel old anons, i used to browse at 14. You fucks must feel ancient

July 4 1995

ass is important but it is secondary to tiddie
but i respect and understand your opinion

Pisces really is me :/

What are You smoking? It's all wrong

>Aries
>weird quiet guy
>always associated with fire, leadership, and angery

I don't understand.

Ophiuchus belongs to Scorpio.

...Noob

Does electricity/lightning count as air?

So people who are born between December 19 and January 20 just have no sign? And why is Scorpio only one week long?

hey whats up, may 5th 1988 here

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Okay retard

Shut up you dork ass Faggott
Ur a fake Aries weak faggot
Throws u away

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May 13,1995

Unrelated but you seem to know your stuff. Do you know this beat em up, side scroller, arcade game that features a big titty anime girl who wields a yoyo?

August 28 1998

Nov 15, 1996

An ample supply of both is superior to an overabundance of only one. The key word is "proportional".

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September 29 1995

U have the big gay

Aries moon fire
You’re passionate
Don’t fall for scams or liars
Leo moon fire
You’re a social butterfly
You are good at things in general
You feel like an eccentric weirdo sometimes
Libra moon (Air)
You’re very virgo you remember lots of small details
When stuff is going well you’re afraid of bad stuff happening try not to be like this
You have nice ideas

Moon libra (Air) same as your sun
You are very social and well liked and that means a lot to you

Libra moon air
Seen a fuck ton of these today I guess that means libra moon love Yea Forums not surprised
You analyze people a lot

Sun - How the world perceives you
Ascendant - How you present yourself to the world
Moon - Your inner self, how you see yourself
Mercury - How you are in communication
Venus - How you are in love and friendship
Mars - How you are in war
Jupiter - How you are when you have power

>Aquarius not under water
oh nonono

Sun Virgo
Moon Aquarius
Ascendant ????

I don't need to know that my Ascendant sign is Libra, that would be too fucked up for me, so it shall remain a mystery. Fuck this "bridge between heaven and earth" shit

Jan 3rd '92 South Carolina at 7pm

May 26 1995

>Gemini
DI MOLTO

nov 4 91

Feb 15th 1989 7:47 am

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...

look mate lets be real this thread aint gonna last here so do mine real quick 96 oct 12th

You know what guys sorry there’s a million of these and I have a life to live. But I’ll tell ya what. If you’re really curious I made a discord so I can give you an in depth reading
discord.gg/ursNdx
K bye
Btw these aren’t me

YOU'RE NOT SORRY

Fire/Earth = chad
Water/Air = beta

September 23rd 1999, around 3pm.

>enthusiastic
>passionate
>achiever
haha

>loud
>obnoxious
>brash

aug 17 1995

Dec 08 1999?

may 7 1993

Thank you mumbo jumbo user, I dont buy any of it but it was entertaining

fuck you discord tranny you are not gonna fool me

>tfw born with magnet elemental power

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>tfw Leo and eternal oneitis is a Pisces

>I am Aquarius
>Describes me perfectly
What the fuck? I thought these sign shit were for females to waste time, not some pagan shit.

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>broad, generic terms describe you specifically
fittingly, you are also an airhead

Ha, airheads

PS. Fuck Libras

roasted

MOOOOOOOOOOODS
UNDERAGE B&

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my october 12th nigga I think I was around same time also just few years later

>tfw aquarius and not a single one of those matches me
Fug.

Maybe I should have developed my personality instead of playing VIDEO GAMES.

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>Born basically between Cancer and Leo so I can use both for horoscopes.
hehehe

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I used to think I was born in the based year of the dragon.
But I was born in january. Chinese year starts february. I was year of the fucking rabbit all along. Kill me.

>earth dragon
>the most boring element
i guess it fits

Do something about it fag

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May 5, 1999

>Sun - Gemini
>Ascendant - Gemini
>Moon - Gemini
>Mercury - Gemini
>Venus - Gemini
>Mars - Gemini
>Jupiter - Capricorn
Fuck me.

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>All the 1999 and 2000 birthyears itt

OH NONONONNONO

>picies
>literally autistic
Fuck

Water is gay as fuck

>Pisces
Yeah

April 16, 2000

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I'll bite mr magic teenage girl magic user

April 30th 1997

>tfw 1998
>Already out of date and replaced by the oncoming wave of fellow zoomers.

>old hag
>Anime poster

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anime website

20th of April 1889

>89 is old

Holy fucking shit zoomer get out.

Why is Aquarius always associated with the gayest shit?

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Remove yourself frog poster.

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>all these children in the replies
holy shit.

>Air
>literally none of this applies to me
>pretty much Earth exactly
Birthsigns are bullshit

May 25th

Scroll up
Join the discord because we were born on the same day which means we have a lot in common
Scroll up

That’s why you’re supposed to look at post #2
scroll up

February 1st 1991

>Many Yea Forums user born 1996-2000
You should retired gramps..

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January 11 1993

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Taurus seems to be enjoying themselves

jan 17 1989

Fucking bot thinks I'm spam.
Input your shit here anons-
astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php

She even has the titty mousepad to make up for what she lacks.

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Wow, I can't believe it predicted that I have [Insert Basic Human Trait] that is so crazy.

There are only two real elements, up quark and down quark.

There are other quarks but they aren't used to build anything.

>Attributing elements that clash with the symbolism of the zodiac.
Astrology though is just MBTI without any kind of thought put into it
>Your personality isn't based on behavioral genetics or the environment you were raised in nor the events that have transpired in your life
>Your personality is based on what time of year you were born
The number of women who believe in mystical shit like that is staggering.
>I believe in ghosts
>I believe in prophetic dreams
Life is like if the X-files was about some occult obsessed cunt and a guy who wasn't retarded with the end of every episode underlining that Skully is just a crazy twat hired by the FBI to fill a diversity quota.
Every time I experience it just think back to that smegmaking quote of "Women are basically retarded animals that you're legally allowed to have sex with."

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>water/air
Storm wielding master race.

Oct 15 93

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>tfw Libra but have more earth/water traits than air

Meh.

>water (cancer)
>it all fits
I guess everyone's a little bit of everything so it always seems like it's true. Now I just need to find a high building to throw myself out of.

no way fag, I can use publicly available tables for this stuff if I believed in it

But I fucking hate hot stuff I'm cold and serious as shit and I prefer cold temperatures.

March 18 2000

>vague terms that fits everyone in some way, at some point in their lives.
>OMG DATS ME!

When did Yea Forums become a bunch of middle aged facebook moms.

It's just a bit of fun m8, like fortune cookies and such.

Aren’t we all just carbon-elementals?

Yeah, but fortune cookies are specific enough that you get a fortune that just doesn't make sense and it gives you a good chuckle. This is just relating to the "OH MY GOD THIS IS SO ME" crowd.

I don’t know who i find more baffling, the ones going “dude, that’s so me!” Or the ones who actually genuinely believe this stuff

user join this discord
discord.gg/ursNdx

December 24th 1996 at 2:36 am

Hope this is actual /x/ magic and not just zoomer-catching bait

>tfw Leo but understand that wind is the superior element due to abundance

Can I compromise and get like lightning or something

who /ophiuchus/ is here?

What, were you born on leap year?

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16 oct 1993

>Not knowing that the amount of wind on earth is dwarfed a thousand thousand times by not only the sun but every single star in the universe.
Wind is a fucking garbage element. This universe is made of fire and everything worthwhile in it is made by water.

December 21, 1979

August 21 1999

>he doesn't know about solar wind

>aquarius
>aqua
>not water element

>Gramps weeboo
*Infinity dab

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Firechads RISE UP

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Leobro reporting in

Better Leo here, I'll take the lead, don't get in my way.

June 16 1995

>tfw born in year of the tiger + Leo
>A fucking Liger
>Don't even like cats.
>The lion from leo is just a jobber to hercules.

Aug 14th 1995 1100 pm

Tigers and lions are based. Take pride in that shit.

>Tigers in the swamps and riverlands of India hide in the water and wait to grab people out of passing boats
>Male lions have harems of female lions who do all the hunting for them and fight over who gets to fuck each day

...

ROOM FOR ONE MORE?

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>Tigers keeping the Poo in Loo population in check

lol why was this deleted? just delete the whole thread then you retard jannie, there is nothing to salvage by deleting this.

that being said user if you're still here
>october 17 1997

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>Fire
This explains my forever hate and rage

The fag who posted it couldn't handle a few dozen replies and deleted it himself you retard. Also tried to get people to join his shitty discord.

Lol. I’m none of those air things. Libras are dumb

What did you say to me, you little bitch?
Fine then, have NO water
See what life is like with NO water
You'll get thirsty and DIE within a week

>Male Scorpio and Female Cancer
>dream pairing

>Male Cancer and Female Scorpio
>Cancer's wet dream that will never EVER fucking happen
It hurts, 8rah

"There is nothing softer and weaker than water,
And yet there is nothing better for attacking hard and strong things.
For this reason there is no substitute for it"

"The mountain stands tall and proud, but the sea will eventually grind it to sand."

WATER ISN'T GAY WATER ALWAYS WINS. YOU ARE GAY

WATER IS FLEXIBLE, IT CAN BE GENTLE LIKE A LITTLE *trickle trickle* and IT CAN ALSO BE A HUUUUUUGE TIDAL WAVE THAT ***REKTS*** EVERYTHING

Never say never, user. Get that big tiddy goth gf (don't even pretend to deny she isn't a Halloween loving emo, all Scorpio women are even if they aren't all obvious about it) of your dreams, I believe in you!

Try being a male Leo wanting a Male Cancer.

Scorpio woman will DESTROY you if you cheat on her. And she will find out if you do. There is no hiding anything from her.

If you ever thought you hid something from her it's because she's pretending not to know

WATER, FIRE, AIR, AND DIRT
FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

Aquarius and this fits in everyway, including playing with a controller and having glasses I never wear.

>virgo
>not a virgin
>will never achieve elemental powers now
it's not fair

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I can relate, I'm a Leo and my oneitis of the last almost 9 years is a Pisces. I may never catch her, but I'm literally incapable of giving up hope that I still might.

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>tfw Cancer Sun Aries Moon
It's over for me since I was born.

>female Libra, male Aries
I don't believe in this shit, but are we a good match according to wherever this shit is pulled from?

Astrologer user here. Actually a mod deleted it and deleted my second discord post.

Based Scorpio poster

You can always wait a few more months user, it's almost ready.

>Dependable
>Grounded
>Reliable
lol

This is an unsurprising couple, as aries and libra are opposites meaning powerful attraction. Read this
astrology-zodiac-signs.com/compatibility/aries-libra/

Haha Yes

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>mfw literal cancer
>wanted earth

eh

virgo is urf....

Scorpio reporting in. Can confirm that the pirvate and skirt parts are correct.

Libra goes well with fire signs in general. I'm a Leo and I've gotten along well with most Libras I've met, had a couple good friends who were. Really had a thing for one once even, but she had a boyfriend.

chinese zodiac accounts for stuff like that
certain elemental properties "support" others
like wood elemental people support fire elemental people or earth elemental people support wood elemental people - stuff like that

This shit is such bullshit
>Taurus + aquarius are horrible combo
>Nothing alike
The described traits are nothing like us and we couldnt be better together. People who fall for this shit just happen to be caught in the broad strokes of its brush more than others.

Give me your birthdays so I can analyze
If you’re in a Taurus/aquarius relationship you probably have very compatible moons/venus mars

Don't worry, your Moon signs are the same or you both have the corresponding moon sign matching the other's sun sign

BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT TAKING YOUR MOON AND RISING SIGN INTO ACCOUNT. OBVIOUSLY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GET THE FUCK OUT.

Sun-Scorpio
Ascendent-Pisces
Moon-Aries

So there’s a cosmic reason for my incredibly powerful “sad bitch energy”

Any sign can work out together as a couple, just some more often than others. I agree though, I've never had great relationships with the signs supposedly best suited to me and have always been more attracted and closer to ones that are supposedly not a good match. I don't know, I do believe there is something to this kind ofstuff, but mostly it's just a guilty pleasure.

>Sun Scorpio
>Moon Aries

Based manchild bro

Eh, I know the Cancer loves me in their own way. It's just really shit to be dicked around because "muh family."

Yeah Im not giving birthdays even if it is ""'anonymous"""
What is this stuff?

You guys know your actual sign is like a month or two off right?

>has only seen the tip of the iceberg

Scorpio here. Yeah, I am stalkerish but I believe I am self aware of that after probably coming across as overbearing when I discovered Discord.

Yea Forumsirgo brothers rise up

No one’s gonna know who you are from two birthdays and you can delete the post like a minute later but okay silly goose. And let me guess, you’re the aquarius? How did I know?

Did someone say Virgo?
*nipples getting hard*

yea i do
something something Sidereal
after learning that i was like fuck whatever
there's also the japs and their "blood -type personality" or the chinks and their zodiac
but really it's all just hog wash and i believe people are better off not getting ideas about personality traits stuck in their heads
just be you are self

LOL NOT ACCORDING TO THE LEGEND OF WHORRA

YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT

Scorpio male here. Your post got me erect, that's the exact kind of relationship I want, absolute loyalty or death

Do 7/3 and 8/9.

Both are 87

>feelarino when wrong element

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Fuck, does this mean the music I write is destined to be gay edgelord shit

At least you will get tons of goth fangirls and boys that look like goth fangirls.

Neither of those birthdays were aquarius or taurus. Did you do that on purpose?

Taurus

>can't shut up about politics
why you gotta be like that?

the moon influences waterbending by spirit magic, not tides. Even in TLA, waterbenders become helpless when the fire nation killed the moon spirit fish thing

Calling all Leos for a Pisces lynching tonight.

I remember reading the Chinese take the Cat as the 13th sign that was tricked out of its place by the Rat and that's why their enemies. What's the deal with Ophiuchus, why isn't it a proper sign?

>tfw be Scorpio
>tfw favorite MK char is Sub Zero

Girl who broke your heart or a dude?

Generally speaking
>this person is X
>this person was bad to me
>ergo all people who are also X are bad
is women's logic, like how after dating one chad who pumped and dumped them or meeting gross clingy incel who wouldn't get a clue they claim all men care about is sex.

>Air
how would it work though, going by Avatar logic, that's the second worst power, but in worlds like Naruto that shit's fucking OP

>Dependable
>Grounded
>Reliable
>Materialistic
>Loyal
>Practical
I am none of those things.

I was born in the wrong house, in the wrong sign with the wrong ascendency.

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Official tier list:
Top tier:
FIRE aka ALPHA CHADS
High tier:
EARTH aka AUTISTS
Low tier:
WATER aka FAGGOTS and GIRLS
Shit tier:
AIR aka """CREATIVES""" AKA OMEGA FAGGOTS.

>am scorpio
I always win!

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>born fire element
>earth element describes me way better
Can't agree

>Metal Sheep
Meh

>Libra
>Strong emotions
>Passionate
>Enthusiastic
>Temperamental
>Achiever
>Interesting
Basically everything I'm not. Also fuck fire, if I could jet engine myself like I think you can do in Avatar, that's cool, but I wouldn't like accidentally burning my takeoff point.

Oh boy water I can splash shit to death

>wood dog
Eh atleast I'm a dog I guess

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Saggitarus Elder God here, eat shit loser

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>Virgo sun
>Capricorn moon

I am an earth elemental to the core.

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I'm a metal horse and my brother is a metal dragon.

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Earthbros WW@?
Earth is the most busted element, with enough mass it can withstand anything.

Libra is air buddy

Based on these attributes i'm the non-elemental hidden option.

I lean E and F, but I'm a hard NP. From that pic's explanation, I can see why only a specific group on /biz/ rallies around a certain shit coin.

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Everything except a STREAM OF WATER which CUTS into your body over time and makes you grow FLOWERS, HAHA, HOW GAY

>earth Capricorn
>earth Tiger
Guess I was an earth titan this whole time.

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>water not the creative one

whoever made this doesn't understand pisces's only gimmick, anyway it's correct

>Water Monkey
>Cancer Sun Aries Moon

Wow, I really am a tryhard rival character

Steel wool is no joke

Why are Scorpiocucks so inferor to Cancerchads?

Are you going by the old star sign or the recalculated one? I thought for a long time I'm Leo because thots still use the thousands of years old starsigns, but in reality I am Cancer. My sister who is big on horoscopes is in denial about what she really is as opposed what she thought she was her whole life.
Go check staratlas.com

Who here based 11/11?

>Aquarius
>Air

Nigga, u dum

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Fuck you.

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Horoscopes only work if you believe them religiously in your formative years
>be 8
>read up your horoscope
>"whoa this is fun and cool"
>keep reading your horoscope for 15 years all the while adopting the kind of personality that your horoscope is saying you are

None of them are really "wrong", you're just lacking in creativity and imagination to make use of it properly.

witnessed

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Taurus represent

Same as me, user. Metal sheep unite

>Scorpio, water
>Rat, fire
What the universe means by this?

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Reporting in bros

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BAAA BAA
CLANG CLANG

Scorpiobros unite.

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>scorpio
>login time obsessions
yep

but only because i am so desperate for anyone to talk to me ;_;

Weenie

>Fire Bull
Pretty similar to Taurus

Skyrim?

God imagine not only not being Leo, but not even being fire. Literally the Chad element, with Leo being the Chad of Chads.

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Gemini but I'm a socially withdrawn autistic loser who gets way too antsy in competitive vidya thanks to false pride and also overemotional in online arguments, so really I should be water there.

>Gemini
Control over air is exactly what I wanted. I just want to fly, seems like the coolest shit.

Fire
>Chad element
>alpha leader
>achiever
>arrogant
>prone to anger and losing control in said anger
Water
>introvert
>meek
>female element
>better be a girl or else just end it now
Earth
>beta to Fire's alpha
>loyal right hand man
>tough as bricks
>dumb as bricks
Air
>loner
>may be actually creative and adventurous
>most likely to be some lib arts degree bay area faggot who takes pictures of gay men's assholes to pass as art
>likely a roastie that travels to "find herself" if female

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>Air has no bad qualities
Shit is biased

>ideas can't be a bad thing

Ideas is neutral at worst, every other one has at least one overtly negative trait.

>Aries
>Identify with hardly any of the traits listed under fire
>Earth is almost a perfect description of me
Shitty picture

Sun sign doesn’t have much to do with it, aries are pretty practical people anyways

reporting, scorpio brothers. zodiac sign war NOW

>strong emotion
>enthusiastic
>passionate
>achiever
>interesting
all of this is wrong. This is the most not me thing I've ever seen

What do you mean?

>Aquarius
>Not Water
This is fucking SHIT and whoever created it should feel bad.

It’s astrology I mean do you want me to tell you about your personality? Give me your birthday

Sure , September 15 1988

Well off the bat you know you’re a virgo not an Aries right?

I am mix of water and earth.
They call me gardener man haha because I can control earth and water so I can make a gardens :)

>metal sheep
fuck yeah

Yeah, I was wondering what you meant when you said the sun sign didn't have much to do with your personality

>tfw cancer
no
yes
no
no, but if, judging by the illustration amine figurines counts, then yes
What is wrong with me?

>dependable
>grounded
>reliable
>materialistic
>loyal
>practical
I'm literally neither of those things and I'm a Taurus

Wow, same birthday, 1988

You’re a scorpio moon. Go to the top to see what I said about scorpio moons
Your venus is in Leo so you love tons and tons of attention from a partner in a relationship
You’re a good reader of people
When you were a kid competitive physical sports like soccer were intimidating for you or maybe even still are today

Do people actually believe in horrorscopes?

Again, sun sign is a small piece of the puzzle. Literally second post of the thread

It amazes me nobody in the air temples rejected the teachings and went rogue and go all the way out using lethal air bending

24 Oct. 1989
I hope I'm not late.

>Tfw pyromancer
Feels fucking good man

>I hope I'm not late.
You are but I’m back and I’m bored
blah blah you have a really good memory
You love life and can be really mistrustful and skeptical but also fall for sob stories easily

How do you know this stuff

Agreed, brother

not him but that post was deleted and i wish it wasnt because i wanted to know my shit

I’m back user. Ask away

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Taurus in the house bitch, im a stubborn therapist!

wow water is pretty spot on wtf

i love you
27 dec 1994. dont know the time exactly (and its probably not helpful this way) but around 1~4am

I hate being a Pisces. It's such a goofy ass design. I want to say even Aquarius is cooler and it's a jug of water.

which country were you born in? if usa which coast? have to know because there is cuspy stuff

19 September 1998
I'm guessing 11 pm

Estonia

Sorry if you aren’t that comfortable saying. If you aren’t it’s probably because you’re a scorpio moon

brazil. probably the BRT time zone

nope i just read it too late actually

You are almost entirely made of virgo. You remember small details and love when others do. Your image is important to you
You might be a clean/neat freak

Thanks, I guess.

If you want an in depth one you can join the discord

Leo here, AMA.

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