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Bayo being Joker's mom really took off. What are other widely accepted Smash headcanons?
Zachary Sanders
Jonathan Ortiz
I miss smash manor threads
>inb4 autism
Like being in a beehive and complaining that there’s too much honey
Jaxson Richardson
My headcanon is you're all faggots who smell like wet ass.
Jeremiah King
Factual reality can't be an headcanon by definition.
Elijah Anderson
Comfy threads. My favorite take from those is that the Belmon duo are hardcore religious men who won't allow anyone to so much as hold hands if unmarried, let alone get laid
John Reyes
Those always got a chuckle out of me. I love the one where Lucas tells his traumatic story about his mom, and Ridley comments about knowing what it’s like to eat parents
James Allen
How do I get inside of a beehive? They seem comfy.
Samuel Bell
Stand outside of one and blast the Honecomb Hive Galaxy theme in front of it
Jason Gray
man, smash bros headcannon threads were comfy as fuck.
One of the most widely accepted Smash headcanons i´ve seen is Krool and Ridley being best friends
Isaac Bennett
>Belmonts are abstinence enforcers
>Ridley and Rool spend their day screwing everybody over
>ness is a homesick neet
>dark Samus wanders the halls at night
What else was there
Kevin Hall
What's best is that we have no idea who Joker's actual mom is, so hell might as well indeed be Bayo.
Lucas Lewis
Samus is Megaman's older sister.
Austin Moore
Cooper Lee
nah that's dumb
Wyatt Russell
It alternates between this and Mega having a crush on armored Samus, unaware she and Zero Suit Samus are one and the same
Nolan Rogers
I fucking hate Smashfags, they ruin series like Castlevania and Persona with their shitty art and headcanon crossover shit
Please, just leave the franchises alone, at least make some good stylistic art and not this shit OP posted.
If your favorite character is in Smash, chances are the fanbase is getting much much worse.
Evan Bennett
preach it
Jayden Fisher
Why don't you contribute something yourself good man?
Angel Cox
sad but true
Jonathan Smith
Cringe and wilypilled.
Leo Edwards
>Let me compare a non-canon shit to canon shit
Are you fucking serious man, I don't hear you crying about Captain N when it did something similar.
Leo Reyes
> Implying anyone on Yea Forums was old enough to see it when it first aired
Noah Turner
Do you even play either of those series?
Justin Hall
Jaxson Price
Adults who play Nintendo titles all have autism, not exclusive to your gay threads.
Kayden Long
Yeah I thought as much
David Taylor
Pot calling the battle black
Lincoln Moore
Little Mac was Incineroar's trainer back when he was a Litten.
Isaac Smith
Are we still shipping Link and the Inkling?
Hudson Brown
Mario and Luigi are siblings
Adrian Baker
*kettle*
Cooper Torres
I think it might just be both at the same time.
Chase Diaz
It's cute. But it's wrong.
Jeremiah Sanders
shut up battle nigger
Isaac Young
>B-B-B-B-BUT THEY AREN'T ACTING IN CHARACTER REEEEEEEE
The storyline of smash is that it's a kid playing with his toys that are all from different series and making up his own stories based off of them.
A kid would totally think that Samus could be Megaman's girlfriend and that Bayonetta could be Joker's mom
Jaxon Thomas
OOOOOH, and is Peach a Princess?
Elijah Fisher
that's dumb
Hunter Brown
Young Link and Inkling.
BotW Link belongs to Mipha.
Nolan Fisher
Elijah Peterson
...
Caleb Anderson
Most of the characters in Smash doesn't even have toys retard
Dominic Sanders
So what you're saying is
You're an obese manchild that spends more time wanking it to smash porn than actually playing smash or the respective series each character is actually from
Anthony Garcia
yikes
Evan Campbell
.
Isaiah Gray
Rude
James Sanders
>From "Samus is Megaman's older sister" to "Samus is Megaman's Girlfriend"
Spotted the shotafag.
Wyatt Morales
Uh, they do now.
>inb4 amiibos aren't toys
Christopher White
Who's the father, Ridley?
Get it? Because they're all low tiers
Ayden Young
im impressed the amount of support that one got before it died down, even Archival-user had 43 pics on his gallery
Oliver Allen
>Joker acting out of character
>No one cares
>Samus acting out of character
>End of the world
Is there any fanbase as insufferable as Metroidfags?
Jackson Foster
I thought this one was really good.
Wyatt Morris
Dunno dude maybe nobody fucking plays Persona to care
Angel Adams
Samus is a much more respected and loved character compared to Joker, of course people would be mad
Asher Ramirez
Joker ain't low tier.
Matthew Cook
There's this niche one I remember of the Belmonts being scared and weirded out by having half the roster be demons/aliens/monsters or atheists
Aiden Brown
>Joker is depicted as Bayo's stupid child
>Nothing sexuals so far
>Post shits like this:
>"W-why are the fans of this series not okay with my shota headcanons, REEEEEEE !!!"
Fuck off
Andrew Walker
>Simon barges into everyone's room to make sure they aren't sinning
>By doing the slide kick
>The Smashers have learned when he's coming by the Vampire Killer that get increasingly louder as he nears their rooms
>Olimar's Pikmin just run wild.
>Red Pikmin have been found in the oven and near Charizard.
>Blue Pikmin have surprised numerous folks in the bathtub/shower
>Yellow Pikmin are always hangin' with Pikachu and Pichu ans tend to be the reason things get unplugged or power goes out.
>White Pikmin are capable of finding Simon's stash of wall meat
>Purple Pikmin hang with the heavies. Incineroar teaches them how to wrestle. Dedede and his Purple Pikmin posse steal food. The Purple Pikmin tend to mimic K. Rool, much to his enjoyment.
>Rock Pikmin have smashed windows on numerous occasions
>The Pink Pikmin stick with those who fly, even Ridley.
>Incineroar sits in Snake's box.
>Sometimes at night Incineroar scratches on the door.
>When the door is opened, he gets up from all fours and walks away on two legs
Carson Kelly
Xavier Bailey
>Samus Returns has sold around 500k copies
>Persona 5 has sold 2.4 million by April of this year
Kayden Clark
>getting autistic over fun
why are you like this
Anthony Rogers
>mediocre remake vs a new game
dude just talk about it lmao
Xavier Wood
>"RICHTER, GET THE CROSS"
Sebastian Williams
>Is there any fanbase as insufferable as Metroidfags?
No, all they ever do is whine, except the Ridleyfags I guess.
Ryder Williams
RICHTER! GET THE CROSS!
Jack Scott
Joker has no character you faggot.
Jose Hall
> Salesfag
Jaxon Wilson
Oh, you're right. Did Other M break a million yet?
How about Prime Federation Force?
Ethan Thompson
The Smash Manor is across the street from the PlayStation Allstars Estate
>Raiden and Snake visit every so often
>Heihachi and Pac Man meet in town for NAMCO business discussions
>Palutena equips ROB and Megaman with an Anti-Kratos security system
>Sweet Tooth wants to challenge Falcon to demolition derby
>Wii Fit Trainer almost has a stroke when meeting Fat Princess
>Parappa wants to go out with Isabelle
>The Belmont’s go through a faith crisis when they meet Zeus
>Ridley keeps hiding under Issac Clark’s bed every other night
Zachary Bailey
Who's the dad?
Ryan Martinez
>Nobody plays Persona to care
>Gets proven wrong
>HURR, SALESFAG
Don't bring it up if you don't wanna get dusted. Simple.
Cooper Martinez
Stop posting this faggots art.
Asher Torres
Kojima
Jack Jones
based
Adrian Lee
>Richter doesnt bother, he's the "live and let live" type and just shakes his head
>Young Link and Inkling are about to kiss, they've boarded up the door so Simon won't get in.
>Suddenly SIMON SLIDE KICKS THROUGH THE WALL WHILE VAMPIRE KILLER PLAYS VERY LOUDLY
>"PRE-MARITIAL SEX IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSEHOLD"
Logan Edwards
(You) are.
Levi Thompson
I never said that nobody plays Persona you retard, I said that Samus is a much more respected and loved character compared to Joker.
Austin Peterson
Dark Samus bonding with anyone or anything amuses me.
Carson Carter
Who would Joker end up with?
Austin Anderson
Someone post the comics.
Thomas Williams
Why would Mewtwo be friends with A dark type pokemon? Maybe that's where he's trying to fool himself.
Andrew Garcia
I'd agree, but the implication that it's any reason to be the fun police is retarded. Besides, it's no more out of character than her depiction in Other M.
Levi Butler
Hunter Wilson
no
Jason Sanders
me
Jaxson Morales
Caleb Wilson
Cooper Hughes
Yes I do, Super is the best 2D gamebut I enjoy AM2R much more on replays MM2 is overrated and MM11 is underrated.
Also who tf cares, it's all just vidya ya spazz. You posted an AwkwardZombie image for God's sake, lighten up
Brody Moore
That's awful.
>Mario: Wholesome all ages movies (Remember the Titans)
>Luigi: Family-centric movies (Little Miss Sunshine, Meet the Parents, etc...)
>DK: Fast and the Furious/Michael Bay explosions schlock
>Fox: Spaghetti Westerns
>Falco: Psuedo intellectual sci-fi (Ex Machina, Annihilation, etc...)
>Villager: Superhero films
>Isabelle: Anything with Carey Grant in it.
>Wolf: War dramas like Hacksaw Ridge or Saving Private Ryan
>Links: Focuses more on visual effects than actual plot. Enjoys space opera for lasers and ship designs.
>Zelda: Chick flicks.
>Sheik: Chick flicks. They're the same person you faggot.
>Ganondorf: Crime thrillers, specifically those with a cat and mouse element (Se7en, The Crow, Silence of the Lambs etc...)
>Wario: Chick flicks.
>Daisy: Sword and Sorcery (Conan, Excalibur, etc...) mostly for the shirtless buff dudes but she enjoys the stories too.
>Ridley: Monster movies. Specifically corny creature features.
>Little Mac: Rocky and other movies with training montages.
>Samus: Nature documentaries.
>Captain Falcon: Jackie Chan films. He prefers the HK stuff to the American stuff but will watch both.
>R.O.B: is a fucking robot and doesn't watch movies for entertainment.
Owen Roberts
Why do they all look either angry or sad
Zachary Davis
Metroid as a whole has sold more than Persona dumbfuck
Xavier Turner
Nolan Allen
Joker was dating all of them at once
Jose Cook
>Piranha Plant
>Thinks it's friends with Dark Samus
This is exceedingly cute to me for some reason
Cameron Young
>A much older series with almost double the number of titles has sold more as a whole
Reaching, huh? People are playing Persona now, but nobody's playing any of the newer Metroids.
Jaxon Nelson
This thread is disgusting. Grow up. Have sex.
Owen Lopez
Christopher Diaz
Ah, his mother is disappointed I see
Ayden Wood
Joker cheating is unironically a good headcanon that can spawn off other headcanons.
Brandon Gonzalez
Fan of Metroid and P5currently playing through P3 here, can we not turn this into a sales thread for gods sake
None of this matters
Justin White
Seething
Joker is a fucking nobody compared to Samus
Christopher Green
this reminds me about how I haven't kissed a girl in ten years
Zachary Adams
David Perry
I can't not when there's chaos to be sewn
also MM11 was shit lmao
Brayden Perry
Why is she feeding her parents murderer
Henry Davis
Treasure Planet with King K Rool and Toon Link.
Anthony Nguyen
Cute but cringe.
Chase Thomas
>Wario
>Chick flicks
Come on
Wyatt Cook
Zachary Sullivan
She has a weakness for baby animals
THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY
Joshua Rodriguez
Dominic Jenkins
I just want to remind you all that the only reason that Samus Return didn't sale well was because of bitter AM2R fans refusing to accepting the game over their non official, non supportive game.
David Lopez
>Bowser Jr. and Snake go on "sneaking missions" to spy on the girls
Noah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez
watch me, I'm gonna doit user!
Sebastian Morris
oh shit ty
Evan Cooper
Metroidfag here
You're not wrong and I still say the argie did better than Nintendo
Wyatt Stewart
Aaron Nelson
I liked both AM2R and bought SR. SR had better Metroid fights and an actually interesting use for the grapple beam along with neat Aeion abilities, AM2R had better movement options and atmosphere/music. I go back to both games constantly
Also AM2R made me like the Other M varia suit.
Isaac Williams
Even worse when they ruin the personalities of characters because they haven't actually played their games. meathead Ike and pompous pretty boy Marth are the worst.
Ryder Nguyen
Posting comfy Smash Manor fanart
Jackson Hernandez
>Rosalina often reads storybooks to the kids, and will ask the adults to volunteer in reenacting
>Wolf often sneaks outside whenever she reads Little Red Hood or the Three Pigs
Luke Nguyen
Based baby Ridley
Elijah Rodriguez
Beat u
Ryan Morgan
It's honestly no dumber than the idea that Bayonetta is Joker's mum
Daniel Roberts
Cooper Fisher
I always think of them as siblings
Anthony Williams
What could've been
Andrew Wright
NANI
>TL note: I haven't learned what nani means yet and I'm through six months of wanikani please send help.
Austin Hall
Daniel Hall
How does your most wanted interact with everyone?
Kayden Howard
Good reaction image
Juan Lewis
Chase Hall
Sebastian Wright
when bros?
Caleb Garcia
NO SINNING!
Elijah Turner
>the day Ridley got in Smash, he kicked down the door with his pirates, wielding a bunch of Rock and Jazz instruments
> they blasted Mean Green Mother from Outer Space for 16 hours straight
Brandon Sullivan
My smash headcanon is that my penis is bigger than yours
Sebastian Long
OK but what if I love Castlevania and find the headcanons fucking hilarious
Leo Wilson
Prove it dicklet
Nathaniel Reed
I LIKE THIS
Christian Ortiz
wholehearted kek.
Joshua Johnson
no u!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jeremiah Morris
Geno being a relevant character. thats been a strong headcanon for ages.
Jeremiah Fisher
If X is the length of my penis and Y is the length of yours, the equation is
x = y + z
where z represents an unknown positive variable greater than y
Gavin Perry
Bentley Hernandez
>only 10
Michael Ramirez
Inkling x Young Link
Kayden Adams
Shoo rosterfag
Owen Peterson
YOUR HEADCANNON IS SHIT.
Ian Nguyen
Olimar is extremely distrustful of Piranha plant because it reminds him way too much of a Creeping Chrysanthemum from PNF-404. The pikmin are not afraid of plant in the slightest since they aren’t exactly the smartest bunch, but thankfully they don’t have anything to fear because it can understand the pikmin’s odd murmuring language and finds them cute. He ends up gardening Pikmin when Olimar isn’t looking, and it takes a long time for Olimar to get used to Plant
Alph is at the mansion too and is the guy who runs the WiFi along with ROB, he wants to believe he’s smart enough to do everything himself but he knows deep down he isn’t so he makes sure ROB looks over everything to make sure the code’s in check. The WiFi password is “MyOtherCarIsTheDrake”
Nathaniel Campbell
Lincoln Gutierrez
WHAT THE FUCK
Landon Perry
>wii fit trainer looks like a maniac yandere in all of them
why tho, I am missing some meme here?
Nolan Price
Well if a^2 is your penis and b^2 is OP's boonis then my bongil is c^2
Aiden Gomez
Aaron Butler
BASED
Chase Gonzalez
Does anyone have the comic with Cloud getting invited to a karaoke but he doesn't go because he only knows 2 songs
Adam Richardson
hey kids check this shit out
Nathan Green
My smash headcanon is that Wii Fit Trainer masturbates to me every night and even has a body pillow of me
Adrian Jones
that's because they are, only a retard would think otherwise.
Noah Ortiz
not gonna lie, i really would have liked to see the headcanons for geno and rosalina, had he gotten in
Alexander Ortiz
>Bayo being Joker's mom really took off
holy fuck, underage cringe
Isaiah Rogers
Talk shit. Get fit.
Owen Lee
>Isabelle is the only person to make Wolf less bitter in a very long time
>duck hunt tries to ruin it out of jealousy
Elijah Russell
>Trying to date your mom
Based Joker
Robert Bell
holy shit didn't expected that
Josiah James
Ah so a^2 - b^2 = c^3
Brandon Young
>She screams about how they’re definitely going to make Lucina this time
>in front of Lucina
Christopher Rodriguez
what the fuck how
Samuel Butler
Lucina, obviously. They both wear masks and she's autistic enough to think his flamboyant Tuxedo Mask style act the coolest shit ever.
Samuel Sanchez
Is 500k really THAT bad for Metroid ? I believe MP1 sold around 2 million. how bad 1/4 of it is for a 3DS remake ?
Jacob Gray
>K.Rool occasionally throws drinking parties on his Galleon for the villains to enjoy
Henry Williams
No no no c^2=√a^2 + b^2
Brody Lopez
I've always wanted to find the source for this
Ryan Rogers
>DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT DONKEY KONG, YOU THINK HE'S THE WORST, WELL YER THINKING WRONG
>DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ROOLENSTEIN, HE GOTTA TEMPER? HAW! HE AIN'T GOT MINE
Ryder Lopez
>mfw my pongo is bigger than their dibni
Justin Bell
Liam Torres
"they're definitely going to make Lucina this time"
fucking kek
Aaron Lee
Unbelievably based xD
Andrew Cruz
Still The best fan-arts even to these days. I'm so glad the artist did one more for Ultimate
Thomas Bell
Pretty sure it was a drawfag at /aco/. I'm sure they could probably point you in the right direction in whatever nintendo thread they've got.
Isaiah Myers
Alexander Mitchell
>Pit had a secret crush on Samus
>Out of contrarianism, Dark Pit says he has a crush on Dark Samus, who he claims is way hotter than Samus under her suit
>They end up actually becoming good friends because he finds Dark Samus edgy and cool
Austin Brooks
Where’s the one where Falcon thinks Samus and ZSS are two different people, and she doesn’t bring up the truth because it’s too funny?
Leo Price
Comes from a Twitter account called Stoic Miiverse
Ayden Thompson
Sorry but it’s actually a = b^10 x c^20
Logan Martin
Ethan Wilson
>No Phoenix Wright or Chibi Robo
Yeah... dropped
Parker Cruz
Who's the artist behind these?
Kevin Sanders
Wait, who is a and who is c
Adrian Ward
i wanna get drunk like a japanese, but i have never worked as hard as one a single day of my life.
Owen Moore
Nathan Murphy
Duck Hunt Dog is shooting them for no other reason than to be shooting them, because he's completely fucking insane.
Caleb Jackson
Holy shit dude, how much of an autists do you need to be to get upset because somebody Made a funny from a fictional character
Lincoln Sanchez
Looks like F.Corrin was his pick for the evening.
Daniel Evans
Write it
Henry Phillips
The series have been in cold water for a while. If I was to release a game for a series that everyone have been wanting for a while and it didn't sale as much as a expect, it kind of leave an bad expression that make it hard for you to keep making games for the series.
Adrian Wood
My personal favorite
Ryan Ward
>Mii fighters are totally interchangeable
Like someone will be having a conversation with a Mii, but something comes up and they have to leave. Then, half an hour later a different Mii continues the conversation from where they left off.
Evan Miller
Samus is Falcon's sister and is dating Snake
Aiden Jenkins
My dick is the biggest, yours is the smallest
Levi Hill
Based boy!
Samuel Rivera
I want to see Dedede team up with K Rool for a hilarious prank, only to be horrified as K Rool escalates it to dangerous proportions
Ian Davis
This
Wyatt Rogers
Nice.
I love Mother-Daughter combos.
Leo Kelly
That can't be right, I did the math
Matthew Edwards
This is a fucking tumblr thread.
Old Yea Forums would kill you all in your sleep for posting this filth.
Jaxon Williams
I think Dark Samus might be a tad too intense for Pitooey.
James Sanchez
Based user.
Alexander Diaz
My headcanon is that Lucina fucks duck hunt dog
Jordan Thompson
>when Peter Pan is read and performed, there’s a delay in story telling because King K.Rool would rather be Captain Hook than the regular croc
Ethan King
>K. Rool is like Roger from American Dad in that he constantly shows up everywhere in increasingly ridiculous and elaborate persona', doing various back-ground odd-jobs.
>Almost none of the fighters ever catch-on.
>Whenever a fighter does figure it out and tries to point out that it's obviously K. Rool, everyone treats them like they are crazy.
Jaxon Roberts
canon for u:
maro and loegee r brohers
Sebastian Rivera
translate this, fucking weeb.
Jordan Walker
...
Gavin Ortiz
He's asking Dark Samus to take her helmet off
Samuel Hall
meth*
Anthony Diaz
Honestly I think this shit is autistic. Same how ppl animate unfunny podcasts and think it's peak comedy. I just hate that kind of humor.
Jeremiah Lee
Old Yea Forums would kill you too for that image, so
Cooper Lee
It's a good thing faggots like you killed old Yea Forums
Logan Jackson
Seems like you used the TRANSitive property when you shouldn’t have
Brody Edwards
This is amazing
Dominic Brown
I still remember this, and it's still great. I don't know what makes it great but it is.
Brayden Hernandez
>your head canon
liar pixiv.net
Jacob Jones
these two are starting to get art
Evan Gutierrez
It's called okyakodon, user. It's a useful tag if you like that sort of thing.
Ian Howard
You're the worst kind of person and probably kick puppies.
Brody Clark
Noah Rodriguez
Can you recommend any oyakodon where both girls are impregnated
Angel Perez
Aiden Cook
thanks, virgin.
Austin Bennett
Who is the girl beside ike?
Austin Howard
Daily reminder Samus has been the manor SLUT since 1999 and has slept with the following:
>Captain Falcon
>Falco
>Snake
>Little Mac
>Megaman
>Pikachu
Currently she is rebounding back to Snake after Mac dumped her for being a PTSD ridden nutcase
Thomas Robinson
See
Camden Hall
Pleb.
Zero Suit Samus and Duck Hunt is the hot shit now.
William Lopez
go to the /h/ sadpanda threads, I can't think of any off the top of my head
Leo Perry
>he things Dark Samus is an evil clone of Samus
Eli White
Smash bros is actually an alternate reality created by rob and he cloned all te fighters so there original dimensions stay intact whilst the clones get to battle in smash in his massive mansion
Liam King
Bayonetta is Kirby's babysitter.
Dominic Barnes
someone made a headcanon that maybe if she raised another ridley baby clone she could make a better ridley, she hated the idea at first but changed her mind
Isaiah Ward
giorgio legit looks like a guy who does porn, gay and straight
Dylan Perry
>It's called okyakodon
Oh shit, thanks user
Jace King
Where did this whole Bayonetta being Joker's mom come from?
Henry Gonzalez
Thomas Gomez
Where's the one with the tiger in the back too?
Parker Kelly
Is this gonna get us Chrom x Bayo art by proxy
Chase James
Similar colour palettes and glasses
Jonathan Flores
>Almost every fighter has no clue what Piranha Plant eats on a daily basis. Some think it's normal, wholesome food. Others think he's watered and fertilized. A few think he eats mushrooms exclusively. These are all wrong, as he's taken a shining to Pacman's pellets.
>Villager regularly tidies up after everybody, but they're too quick and too quiet to be noticed - the unsung hero.
John Bell
They both have black hair and thin bodies and fight angels
Christopher Kelly
>smashfags
>playing games other than smash
They just look up a play through
Jaxon Kelly
>the demon characters start getting third degree burns in the showers and sinks, since Wario thought it would be funny to mod the pipes to run the Belmont’s holy water
William Cook
I haven't seen any
Benjamin Clark
I would have killed to grow up with Kirby as my baby brother.
Hudson Thompson
Bomberman.
>Close friends with Simon and Snake. >Completely apathetic to Richter, but still respects him because how important he is to Simon.
>Best Friends Forever with Mega Man.
>Looks up to Pac-Man as a celebrity figure.
>Would love to see Rayman's spirit status raised, whether it'd be as an AT or a full-blown fighter.
>Bomberman, Pac-Man, Rayman and Mega Man hang out time to time, usually discussing about their similarities, or their lives.
>Mario sometimes joins in their fun as "Jumpman" just for the sake of a joke.
>This threatens Sonic personally because it means that he's the only "mascot" third-party character without "man" in his name.
>They all invite him to hangout regardless because it bothers him that much, but not without teasing him at least.
Jonathan Ramirez
>
James Myers
Connor Jones
>simon is Zelda’s dad
Richter, mah Boi, what’s for dinner
Dominic Clark
Brandon Collins
youtube.com
Haven't played the newer smash games did Snake get more codec calls?
Jayden Turner
Pretty hot if it's girl ass.
Jace Ward
Everyone is pretty sure Mario and Doctor Mario are the same person, but no one can prove it.
Carter Russell
>that Lucina Art
Eeeeeeeeeew
Thomas Mitchell
Sadly no. This was because of colonels Japanese VA passing away
Dylan Allen
>Joker literally manifests demons
The Belmonts do not approve
Mason Bennett
Duck hunt dogs name is zappy and is snakes pet dog because of the nes zapper and zappys ability to summon gunshots
Caleb Moore
A remarkable set of coincidental similarities.
>Black hair
>Glasses
>Guns
>Demon summoners
>Flirtatious
>Flair for the dramatic
>Cocky
>Killed Gods
>Saved Christmas
>SEGA
>Joker also happens to be into older women if you want to look at it that way
Plus Joker's actual parents are apparently shit so she might as well adopt him.
John Cruz
nope, he only kept brawl's because Jap cambell's VA died and they didnt wanna hire a new guy to replace him.
Owen Lewis
>go into thread expecting comfy smash thread
>turns to absolute shit flinging autism fueled hatred within a couple posts
Isaiah Barnes
Die shitendo fans
Andrew Taylor
all this content from Nintentoddlers is fun to look at no wonder why the fanbase is so strong
I see I see
Julian Mitchell
>The reason Joker only uses Arsene is because Simon shames him for summoning Satan
Christian Long
Amazing. Would dig to see what he thinks of Wario given their team-up game.
Jackson Jenkins
doesn't count but its nice
Gavin Collins
But also angels and literary figures
And gods and cryptids and mythological creatures and
Carter Reed
>Richter, mah Boi, what’s for dinner
Cue Richter developing a crush on Zelda, which Simon would murder him for if he found out
Benjamin Richardson
>the worst characters from their respective franchises together
Very nice.
Justin Morgan
I fapped to his naked tf2 engineer girl and I am not ashamed
Anthony Hernandez
>Simon didn't want to hear the rest and killed user
Gavin Miller
Legit everyone over the age of 25 who still plays video games is autistic.
Camden Nguyen
Thomas Wilson
>K. Rool is mostly devoted to villainy and takes extreme joy in even the pettiest of evil deeds.
>But sometimes he sneaks out in order to play the role of "heroic pirate captain" for some of the kids.
>He mainly does it because he is shameless about being the center of attention and getting praised, although there is something about the role that's growing on him
Liam Clark
Eh ignore those sad fellas. Join in the fun
Logan Flores
I don't think Catholics worship Metatron
Connor Bennett
this is what an actual japanese woman looks like
Ethan Anderson
>NO SIN IN HERE?
Every time
Hudson White
i forgot i had this
Julian Ross
>Frequently amazed by and pissed off at the technology he finds in Ridley's garbage
Can you blame him?
The Space Pirates are brilliant scientists with the reflex's of cavemen
Robert Sanchez
Austin Fisher
You don’t worship angels
Zachary Carter
So they're Saiyans?
Ryan Richardson
so kirby swallowed simon huh. makes sense, most christards are faggots
Jackson Wilson
Carter Turner
Ridley "dies" a lot too
Cooper Thomas
Kevin Jenkins
Simon starting a klan
Jose Flores
Henry Martinez
>arrives at the smash manor with tons of gold fists, plums, and laser detergents
>speaks mostly in gibberish, with just enough english for people to get the gist of what he's saying
>no one who made their debut after 2000 knows who he is
>all of the oldies (Mario, Sonic, Megman, Pac-man, ect.) greet him with open arms
>He's fucking pissed at Mario for the rabbids crossover
>is really uncomfortable around K-Rool because of his past experiences with pirates
>Sonic makes fun of him for not being able to handle Sonic speed due to his time in WoL
>Rayman messes with people by making them think that his hands are Master and Crazy hand in the distance
Jace Wilson
How about a kiss for luck
Dylan Mitchell
We need more comics shedding light on the fact that Mii Fighters got jacked
Mason Reyes
Metroid purists are such unbereable faggots
Josiah Price
Nathan Rodriguez
Cute
Anthony Scott
Playing wii sports against Matt will do that
Adrian Thomas
James Watson
everyone starts having the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app
Colton Myers
I honestly just want Banjo's entire trailer to be King K Rool playing the role of Grunty and chasing off every Animal Smash character
>Wario is our biggest loser tonight and his punishment is going to be telling Dorf to shove his triforce up his ass
Easton Phillips
Dylan Allen
I can imagine this interaction
>Simon is getting on Palutena's case about being a Goddess
>"There is only one god, you false idol!"
>"Simon, please we have been over this."
>"You have no power harlot, only the almighty, true, all powerful, lord himself has any power!"
>Simon then throws a bible at her
>He misses but Palutena gets up
>Suddenly Simon cant see
>"Did those confounded devil lamps go out?"
>The elder Belmont then puts his hands out as he walks through the room
>Its been a few minutes now and Simon had bumped into a few walls
>Samus walks into the room and is bewildered at the scene
>"Uh, Palutena?
>"Yes, Samus?"
>"Is Simon ok? Did he have a stroke or something?"
>"No, I just turned off his ability to perceive light"
>"You can do that?"
>"I am the Goddess of Light ya know"
>Samus makes a mental note
>"Note to self, watch out for Palutena"
Landon Turner
>kissing a girl at all
normies need to leave
Christopher Richardson
>Multiple rangers, rogues and sorcerers
What a ridiculous party composition
Jordan Rodriguez
>Cloud is only 1-2 years older than Joker
Gavin Carter
Of course. They’re the best mother/daughter pair after all.
Caleb Bailey
Cunt
Cooper Gomez
Grayson Stewart
>Simon
Jackson Cruz
based
Nicholas Reyes
The hide thread button isnt that hard to press
Jackson Lopez
Metroidfags are super sensitive to that because of their circumstances.
Their series was almost killed by a game maligned because, more than anything else, she felt wildly out of character compared to older games.
And then you have her represented as a chick in a skintight jumpsuit wielding a whip in high heels like she's some kind of space dominatrix in a franchise far more popular than her own, something a good few metroidfags think is weird if they don't outright autistically resent it.
Camden Smith
Kirby is the ultimate multiclass and the strongest person there is definitely a wizard and/or warlock. They'll be fine.
Asher Wood
Sebastian Taylor
Usually not a breast envy man but I feel like a combo of it with this setup has a ton of potential.
Liam Ross
Cloud is 21 in VII. Pretty sure Joker is still in his second year of high school so he'd be 16 or 17.
Daniel Bell
I went to see if this thing got updated now that Joker was out and decided to slap him onto an oldie while I was passing through.
ssbworld.com
Christian Parker
>destroy and abusive
Jeremiah Martin
How would Joker feel about meeting her parents?
Daniel Perez
Benjamin Reed
Jason Martinez
Seeing Cloud interact with anyone is weird due to just how "not really there" he feels. lmao2songs
Landon Sanchez
>the moment the duo walk into the mansion, Diddy Kong tackles them in a bear hug, followed by DK
>most of the characters give their usual welcome, with the exception of Mario (pissed off the stamper brothers in 2002), and Bayonetta
>Falco keeps trying to woo Kazooie with his charm
>Ken greets the two with a “No hard feelings” after the November incident
>When Kazooie learned that Rosalina can play guitar, she insists that they have a dueling banjos challenge
>the room goes dead quiet when Diddy asks them about ho Conker’s doing
Michael Walker
Sebastian Turner
Im surprised and disgusted by the fact that Spirit Personality posting didn't get bigger
Everybody was just focusing on Shantae being Samus
Samuel Mitchell
Josiah Cooper
>Mario can BLJ to parallel universes
>this is how he warps to different timelines to give out smash invites
Luke Martin
I wonder if DLC would even get trailers
Joker was specifically made as a teaser, and all of Smash 4's DLC lacked any proper trailers, it was all ingame, the only unique trailer that did it well was Ryu's
Brody Walker
Why is a friendship between two unredeemable assholes so wholesome
Andrew Lewis
>Contrary to popular belief; Bomberman does not hold any sort of animosity towards Wario at all, even if Wario kinda shoved him to the sidelines in their crossover title.
>However, Wario is still very bitter about the Planet Bomber fiasco. After Wario was thwarted, he was quickly incarcerated by Bomberman.
>Wario being shoved into jail is also a detriment to his already-terrible reputation, now Wario is barely seen in public without any sort of backlash.
>Wario still being bitter he is mostly responsible for Bomberman's AT status.
>The only time when Bomberman exhibits any sort of aggression towards Wario is when Wario deliberately antagonizes him for fun.
>As the picture displays, it doesn't end well for him usually.
Jose Morales
>obviously buds with mario, peach, and even bowser. probably would take a huge liking to daisy and luigi, as well. would be absolutely enamored by rosalina and her maternal nature. can she be his mom? he wants her to be his mom.
>admires samus and her brazen, aloof nature. vies to fight by her side against ridley more than anything. that'd be sick.
>he loves kirby so much. he's the only one he'll share his star bits with. this little guy is too adorable to deny.
>very fascinated by the inklings. probably would want to get a paint attachment to his guns to simulate ink. they'd have a ball.
>thinks k. rool's extravagant nature a la dkc cartoon is the funniest thing. he just likes to watch him... exist.
>mega man. just mega man. they'd get on so well.
>bayonetta has the appeal of samus with the incredible addition of guns on her heels. she tries to teach him to use guns on his shoes. he fails miserably.
>incineroar laughs and sasses at him, resulting in a hell of a sassing match. incineroar finds him pretty cute, this little star guy with a lot of guts. he carries geno around because he can, and geno's not about to complain.
>all of the kid characters are the apples of geno's eyes. they're young and vibrant and full of potential. he treats gaz very sweetly in canon. he'd treat them the same, too. big brother geno is here to spoil them rotten and do whatever they need him to do. pillow forts ahoy!
Elijah Peterson
>People who see them assume they're two single parents having a good time with their kids
>It's actually a double date
Isaac Hall
That's just objective observation.
Cameron Bennett
The one thing that brings them together is their completely irrational hatred in all other people.
Aiden Phillips
Irredeemable
Dylan Young
Easton Ward
>finally a new Comfy Smash canon thread pops up in ages
>missed most of it
Ah well at least ill have fun reading what ya got
From a recent drawthread.
Benjamin Gutierrez
>Simon is like a big brother to Megaman and Pit.
>Simon doesn´t trusts Palutena.
>Joker is the one who takes care of piranha plant, because of this, Morgana gets a little jealous
>Since the orange Inkling has a crush on young Link, the purple one has a crush on Snake, like the typical innocent crush some young girls tend to have towards older men, even though Snake only treats her like a little sister, she even gets jealous of samus whenever Snake talks with her
Jason Gray
Isn't this almost /ss/?
Gavin Roberts
Purple inkling is exclusively for me sorry
Snake is in a love triangle with Capt falcon and samus
Dominic Rogers
How old are the smash versions of Ken and Ryu anyways?
Isaiah Martinez
>Nick is the only one to help Isabelle with the fuckload of paperwork
>Most fighters tease him for no reason
Brayden Wood
They're all three.
Matthew Bailey
No because Young Link never really got to grow up, he went to sleep as a ~10 year old and woke up as a ~17 year old
Logan Hall
Fuck I'm stupid
Aiden Ross
More than friends, less than lovers is the official stance I think
Nathan Torres
Did you crunch the JOHN FUCKING numbers?
Levi Morales
cutest duo
Henry Nguyen
Do fighters like him, or is he an annoying shit?
Aaron Reyes
they're siblings
Cameron Russell
I like that Kirby is a thing in all of them
Levi Morris
Lincoln Sanchez
Inkling and some of the kid characters think he's cool, but the adult characters find him cringy.
Alexander Turner
>for the most part a lot of people are tense whenever he first came in the room, with the exceptions of Samus and Snake
>made acquaintances with Isabelle, Pichu and Duck Hunt
>Ridley keeps pulling pranks on him, and often ends up with broken bones
>makes a monster hunting team with Luigi, Pac-Man and the Belmonts
>no one is sure why he immediately became buds with Daisy
>Some Lumas turn themselves into star bunnies to try and keep him company
>He and Bayonetta have to be separated because they keep almost killing each other
>makes an ink shooting BFG for the Inklings so they stop messing with his guns
>checks over his shoulder for any kids before he swears
Kevin James
but are they sibling children or small adult siblings
Owen Walker
Seriously, helluva missed chance.
Easton Perez
Sonic is always looking for an excuse to just chill, he'd probably hang around and only get excited when its time to fight
Nicholas Scott
I know it might be a dumb headcanon, but I like to believe everything in smash takes place after snake dies. He remembers the past, but just think he's in the afterlife. Despite everyone telling him it's safe, snake acts cool to hide the fact he's surrounded by monsters and weird people. The few humans who are there tell him universes that just seem in a fantasy. Eventually snake just accepts that foxDIE must have made him insane and just continues to fight with his younger body. It's the only explanation for how he can still go to Shadow Moses Island and talk to a younger Mei Ling and Colonel. It's easier to make friends with the madness then to constantly be put in fear by it. It's strange, but comforting to finally be a man without worry of swift death and a family who accepts and (relatively) loves him. Snake can finally smile again.
I also want some other MGS villain like Ocelot or Liquid to ruin this reality and show Snake is actually in hell.
Aiden White
Aaron Gray
Shantae
>Eats bananas with the Kongs,
>Is disgusted by Wario but still occasionally ends up on adventures with him for old treasures.
>Has a playful rivalry with Bayonetta that initially started out more malicious. Lots of dancing and transforming occurs
>Plays with Kirby and the Pokemon by transforming into their species.
>Asks Samus how to get better shape and asks to try on her power suit
>Gets into fire ball competitions with Mario and Luigi
>Can't stand King K. Rool and Ridley who keep messing with her and her new friends.
>Trains with Ryu and Ken in martial arts
>Muses with Lucas over how they both in a way lost their mothers.
Adam Ross
I need more bayo-joker because it's too damn good.
Owen Baker
Blame Square Enix having him on a tighter set of regulations than even Sonic.
Christopher Perez
So is Young Link the Young Link during OoT or the one after he gets sent back in time before MM
Jose Ross
Pirate and Space Pirate.
Zachary Rodriguez
Matthew Long
hess sexiey and all the othver fighters want to smell his feet after a long run and hard battle
Benjamin Martinez
I want Liquid to get in and him and snake to make up their differences and realize they were fighting for the same cause, then they develop a badass brotherly bond and basically end up as the Dio and Jonathan of Smash but without the murdering
Joshua Carter
I think we agreed he's pre-MM link.
Really though it seems to just go either way depending on the situation.
Brody Taylor
Imagine what sakurai had to do to even get cloud at all.
Carter Hall
>Woomy is very territorial of Young Link once he FINALLY gets the hint and they start dating
>She'll constantly keep a hold on him, whether his hand or wrapping their arms together, when out and about
>She will usually refer to him as being hers when she talks about him to others, mainly to other female fighters
>If any other female fighter is with Young Link and she happens upon the two, she'll quickly go over and give him a show-offy kiss and glare at the woman behind her boyfriend's back
Adrian Sullivan
He's a nice guy but his personality is a bit extreme. Some would get along swimmingly with him and some would find him a nuisance. Probably not much inbetween.
Like what said. Sonic's brand of 90's tude is right up Inkling's ally, but Snake already doesn't like him at a glance if codecs are anything to go by.
Joseph Ross
He still has Navi in taunts, doesn’t he? If yes, right after OoT, if no, after MM
Anthony Gomez
You forgot to put Pikachu in "won't ever look cool"
Zachary Anderson
>those faces
At least the watermark is legible. Enjoy getting filtered you talentless trash.
Jacob Johnson
t. buzzer
Adam Adams
Lincoln Edwards
Samus and Pikachu are the best duo and I love them.
John Cooper
both his engineers show me how hot yuri is
Angel Morgan
Well, he can use a Bow and Arrow like in Majora's Mask...
Jeremiah Sanchez
Brandon Collins
Something about this person's art style makes me angry, not sure why
Jeremiah Allen
The femengineer from the guy who made femscout is hotter
>tfw ywn do it Texas style
Benjamin Mitchell
Sonic looks cool
Justin Morales
Shhh...don't tell the mods, or SIMON.
Asher Ross
>She'll constantly keep a hold on him, whether his hand or wrapping their arms together, when out and about
GET THE CROSS
Dylan Miller
Bentley Gonzalez
Now I want to see Ann take Incineroar's fat barbed cock.
Aiden Foster
What would they think of Crash?
Jose Green
I want more art with pic related in it
Juan White
Magic~
Anthony Wood
i don't get it, whats the pink thing
Blake King
he'd easily become best friends with sonic and kirby.
Lincoln Brown
He's WAY PAST COOL.
Easton Wright
>mario sees a long time competitor back from the dead
>sonic sees a crazy jackass running around with no shirt on
Adrian Hernandez
I want that too liquid-user. I want snake and liquid to be happy.
Ryder Fisher
Wanna see me ruin the thread?
Steve vs Banjo
Levi Morris
villager is an adult?
Ryder Brooks
Head canon shit is retarded. You should all kill yourselves.
Carter White
>Mii Fighters actually being included in Smash fanart.
Why the fuck is it so rare?
Lincoln Hughes
Well, he's moved out of his parent's house, so probably.
Ethan Jackson
i did but im so powerful i survived. scared?
Henry Phillips
>brings up other mediocre titles
>especially one by that hack Hayashi
you're losing it
Noah Williams
Porn when ?
Isaiah Thomas
It's vague. They look young, but they live on their own and can drink coffee.
Juan Murphy
>Charizard is part of the Pokemon Trainer crew again
>this means no more fanart or headcanons because he's a glorified Down B
Bros...
Jayden Powell
But Sonic has no other clothes on
Brayden Peterson
Suck a cock.
Logan Scott
Brody Fisher
>Every night
>outside the Smash Manor
>There's just some tiny hands slapping away at the window
>just tiny fucking hands
>no one knows who it is.
>and it happens at different windows every night
Who is it, Yea Forums? Who has the tiny baby hands that keep slapping away at the window?
Asher Torres
yeah but
>in turn, crash wonders why sonic runs around naked with shoes and gloves only, then his attention span runs out
Kevin Baker
WHERE'S THE CROSS WHEN YOU NEED IT?!
Nathaniel Gomez
Rayman, who wants in
William Clark
technically since dont your parents send you present and shit at least in the earlier games? If not just think of it as harvest moon tier of shit. Where they look small/young as fuck but still being of whatever the fuck certain age of whatever region shit is being released in.
Joshua Phillips
rent free
Jayden Moore
9 volt and 5 volt
Adam Richardson
Ayden Barnes
What?
Asher Powell
Outta the way fuckface. New hotness coming through.
Jace Hall
Kek.
Angel Morris
Rool x WFT is a guilty pleasure for me.
>K. Rool has an unrequited crush on WFT
>He is too arrogant to outright admit it but he is still constantly trying to impress her, he even begins trying to watch his weight in an attempt to win her over and get on her good side.
>Learns that Wii Fit Trainer actually likes Little Mac and becomes extremely jealous and angry at Mac.
>Challenges Mac to a casual competition of a boxing match in a scheme to prove his superiority to WFT and win her over.
>First half of the match, he underestimates Mac due to his size and gets his ass handed to him because of his better training and speed.
>Becomes blinded by rage due to being absolutely embaressed in front of his beloved WFT and in the next round, he goes full beast mode and beats Mac within an inch of his life.
>WFT intervenes just before K. Rool actually manages to kill Mac and gives him the mother of all scolding before she helps escort Mac to Doctor Mario's office for an emergency examination.
>K. Rool is left wondering what he did wrong as Ridey congratulates him for his savagery and reassures him that the girl will come around eventually.
Justin Jackson
Gabriel Campbell
>tiny
His hands are xbox hueg in comparison
Jonathan Lopez
They live in the manor already.
Austin Lee
They'll have him be played by Skylanders Crash
Adrian Bailey
Anything where Roll gets jealous of Samus?
Colton Richardson
He does it!
Hudson Kelly
IT'S HIM
Samuel Torres
I don’t get it
Samuel Diaz
Aside from Lucas and Samus, who is Ridley's favorite fighter to torment and why?
Andrew Gray
>Don't give a fuck about smash's gameplay
>But really enjoy the crossover art
Joseph Thompson
One of the Babies from Mario Kart.
Bentley Murphy
Jordan Martinez
Old Yea Forums is cringe, nu-Yea Forums is serious. Cringe is the proper way of the world.
Benjamin Jenkins
I honestly just like to think Smash is an alternate universe were MGS4 never happened and Snake doesn´t suffer from rapid aging
Asher Bennett
Brandon Foster
>constant screams coming from Bowser Jr's room since he shares it with the Koopalings.
>Pichu queefs sparks and fries all the electronics
>Wario keeps farting until he has to change his pants
>Isabelle sheds
>Lucas keeps talking about his mom like she was some sort of saint
>Sonic punches K.Rool in the other eye
>DK is swinging from the lights
>Diddy is just doing chimp screams
Jonathan Rivera
Caleb Hill
>Bowser Jr. crushes hard on Orange Inkling Girl
>His father encourages him to pluck up and tell her
>She seems flattered, but lets the Koopa down gently and walks off
>Depressed, Bowser Jr. wallows in his room the rest of the day
>Eventually, he gets a message on his computer
>It's from Woomy
>"I've got a surprise for you~" it said, with a video file attached
>Bowser Jr., hopeful, opens it
>It's an hour-long video of Young Link fucking the Orange Inkling Girl's brains out
>The Inkling mocks Bowser Jr. throughout the video, wondering why he thought he had a chance
>Her insults keep getting interrupted by her seemingly endless orgasms
>Bowser Jr. doesn't sleep that night
Leo Anderson
AM2R fans are the Project M tards of the Metroid community and refuse to accept the fact people can enjoy 2 remakes and SR managing to get Metroid V happening.
meanwhile every other Metroid brother is stoked to try out X-Fusion, which is just a weebed up yet impressive reimagining of Fusion on the Super Metroid engine
also AM2R manage to get shit like AlvinEarthworm to sperg out over a remake instead of finishing redoing SMBZ episodes. They only told him to stop monetizing his passion project via a "dedicated" patreon for SMBZ and he still whines.
they don't have a voice and probably still seething SR is still on the 3DS best seller page right now.
Matthew Smith
Bentley Williams
Where's the joke?
Blake Jackson
>Duck Hunt not using a Zapper
literally for fucking shame
Zachary Johnson
Peach
Aiden Powell
never gets old.
Carson Hernandez
>Ridley keeps getting stuck in doorways
Asher Long
trump is le epic
Jacob Carter
I completely agree but somehow Sonic hasn't really gotten worse thanks to Smash, at least so far.
But that's likely because he's already shit to everyone and only his shit fans defend his shit games. Like, every 3D game now has defenders, when in the mid 2000s everyone hated them, outside of the first 2 modern era ones.
Matthew Morales
Colton Scott
dang now i want to see them both take multiple horse cocks while bent over in those outfits.
Samuel Gomez
Doug Bowser.
Oliver Howard
I don't understand what's the reason of anything after boss's gf
Colton Murphy
Luis Perry
Why would Samus being an older sister figure to Megaman be out of character?
Jeremiah Miller
>Simon
He is religious and does not approve of homosexuality.
Sebastian Hill
What about the others? I'm guessing there'd be something involving Pikachu & Pichu and Cole.
Gavin Nguyen
>Estate
You mean the homeless shelter?
Easton Peterson
>Crash gets invited to smash
>a day later, he's outside the manor with a megaphone
>HEY PLUMBER BOY, MUSTACHE MAN, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE HAS ARRIVED
>Mario wants to die
>Sonic is laughing his ass off
Luke Davis
William Ross
Melee intro has then with a love heart next to them when Ness looks behind him. I think they are a couple.
Sure that their Brawl Snake Codec goes on about their special bond or something so yeah. I see them as a couple.
Connor Ortiz
its not bad, Yea Forumstards still doesnt understand how budgeting works
500k is amazing for AA 3DS title
Hunters only needed 100k and doing 1 million got Nintendo tap dancing their NDS tech demo was a success.
its like FE fates doing 666k in the us domestically and its still successful based on how it budgeted.
David Phillips
Simon's just there to beat Joker's shit in for attempting polyamory.
Jaxon Campbell
Benjamin Ross
If anyone ever gets in smash from playstation, i hope it's either Kat or Gran turismo pilot
Hudson Cox
I don't think Pit even knows his dick is capable of getting hard
Elijah Harris
Based and redpill
Caleb Jackson
Christopher Jackson
Even those involved in the actual games allow themselves to have fun with silly fandom ideas. Why can't you Yea Forums?
Nathaniel Ortiz
a lot of religious types are closeted faggots. like nearly every pastor, priest, etc, is a complete cock sucking faggot. but theyre weak bitchboys in denial about it, and despite running what amounts to social clubs for gay men they try and hide it.
Brayden Ross
Connor Hernandez
I want Taylor to speak like mother to me
Justin Adams
He’s an angel, his soul is free of sin because he didn’t eat the fruit
He’s a true neutral automaton designed to do the will of the gods
Carson Rogers
simon is canonically straight though, or atleast he knows he needs a heir.
Nolan Smith
I was going to say you're bullshit, but Simon looks like he's into BDSM.
Isaac Green
Camden Cooper
He has thoughts about Palutena though
Isaac Phillips
all of these are bad
Thomas Morgan
>Implying she'd get along that well with everyone
Nah, Shantae would be eager but also nervous since she's hanging out with such big names.
And then when some newer character like
Bayonetta comes and tries to console her and tell her it's alright and that's it's okay to be nervous when you're new.
And then Shantae admits she's from the GBA era and old as fuck compared to a chunk of the cast and everyone is surprised cause they had never heard of her. Then it gets really awkward.
William Morris
Agreed. Anyone that doesn't like the big breasts is a faggot, they should all be cheering.
Julian Sanchez
Whoops, meant GBC. Always get that confused.
Ryder Sanders
poor lucina :(
Chase Gray
*gbc
Luke Green
You should see the next page...
Eli Bell
post it then
Elijah Turner
As we near the bump limit, how would characters you really want in Smash mingle with the roster?
>Isn't too talkative about himself, but will still silently chill with some of the more quiet fighters like Meta Knight, maybe even have a drink
>A number of female fighters are into him, but he turns all of them down
>Some of the cockier fighters look down on him because he's "just some guy" with no weapons or special powers
>They quickly learned that was a mistake
>The younger boys think he's really cool, some even imitate the way he walks and talks and follow him around
>To people's surprise, Kiryu is into a lot of very different activities
>He enjoys karaoke, and is quite good at it
>He dances, managing to beat most of the roster in dance battles
>Sometimes he and Ness play a casual game of two-man baseball outside
>The most surprising was when Kiryu taught most of the younger fighters about pocket circuit racing, even bringing in a track for them to play with and a shit-ton of parts
>He, however, got in trouble for teaching the young boys how to play MesuKing
Jose Myers
>>Joker acting out of character
>>No one cares
Because no one in the Smashfagbase PLAYED Persona you double nigger. Don't act dumb.
Jordan Young
Would Palutena ever get with him officially?
Jason Reyes
>Goes around asking for autographs from everyone.
>Actually is fanboyed over by Pit for his microgames which featured him and is willing to go around with him and get autographs from everyone else.
>Is on Louie’s shit list after telling Olimar he ate the golden pikpik carrots.
>Acts racists towards the 3rd party characters with Cranky Kong, who actually likes him due to him preferring the old games in comparison to the new games.
>Hosts a rap night at the dance floor, inviting 18-Volt to rap battle against other characters. Still has no idea how Piranha Plant actually managed to outrap 18-Volt. Had to be held back by 18-Volt after Ridley dissed 18-Volt by calling him a nigger.
>Is actually a great friend to Bowser Jr, inviting him over to play video games with him and 18-Volt as well as watch anime.
Jason Walker
>digital camera
Dear god that picture is old
Joshua Torres
>check out how hard I can pee
Sebastian Barnes
Viridi canonically has a crush on Pit
Nicholas Butler
Does it have to be Yea Forums related?