What are some Jesus approved games?

what are some Jesus approved games?

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I wonder if there's video games in heaven.

All of them. Salvation is through faith alone.

Any game that people have fun with. Jesus just wants people to have fun, be happy, and be good to each other.

But you are judged upon your works.

Yeah, Jesus is fine
God is the real asshole tho, he should be killed
Today Yea Forums, lets kill god

>t. Hasn’t read the bible

Portal 2

this, faith is shown through action

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Hitman: Blood Money.
Nothing more Jesus approves of than waking up at your own funeral and blasting the fools that tried to put you in the ground.

asura's wrath

Since Yea Forums won't allow me to edit my post
Actually, that goes for New Vegas too.

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Corruption of Champions

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"Faith is necessary to salvation unconditionally. Good works are necessary only conditionally, that is if there is time and opportunity. The thief on the cross in Luke 23:39-43 is Wesley's example of this. He believed in Christ and was told, "Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in Paradise." This would be impossible if the good works that are the fruit of genuine repentance and faith were unconditionally necessary for salvation. The man was dying and lacked time; his movements were confined and he lacked opportunity. In his case, faith alone was necessary. However, for the vast majority of human beings good works are necessary for continuance in faith because those persons have both the time and opportunity for them."
BishopScott J. Jones

Containment board for the Calvinists please

Kingdom Come Deliverance

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Mario Part 1

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>fairy tales
What are some games that Cinderella would approve of?

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in what games i can be a knight templar?

That is a lot of implying that's never stated in the Bible. When the phillipian jailer asks Paul what he has to do to be saved, Paul answers "believe in the Lord Jesus and you will be saved" with no other command. Faith saves and we perform good works out of gratitude for being saved. This does not conflict with John's teaching, when John says "faith without works is dead" it means that if you're a slovenly Christian, your faith may be called into question and your stance as a witness for God is weakened even if you are saved. Your faith doesn't do anything to further the Gospel.

enjoy the flames of hell

>Judging your fellow man
That's not very satisfactory, user

Enjoy the flames of your jewish volcano god.

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Exodus 3:12 And God said, "I will be with you. And this will be the sign to you that it is I who have sent you: When you have brought the people out of Egypt, you will worship God on this mountain."

Exodus 13:21 By day the LORD went ahead of them in a pillar of cloud to guide them on their way and by night in a pillar of fire to give them light, so that they could travel by day or night.

Exodus 15:7 In the greatness of your majesty you threw down those who opposed you. You unleashed your burning anger; it consumed them like stubble.

Exodus 19:18 Mount Sinai was covered with smoke, because the LORD descended on it in fire. The smoke billowed up from it like smoke from a furnace, and the whole mountain trembled violently.

Exodus 24:17 To the Israelites the glory of the LORD looked like a consuming fire on top of the mountain.

Exodus: 32:14 And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.

Exodus 40:38 So the cloud of the LORD was over the tabernacle by day, and fire was in the cloud by night, in the sight of all the Israelites during all their travels.

Leviticus 9:24 Fire came out from the presence of the LORD and consumed the burnt offering and the fat portions on the altar. And when all the people saw it, they shouted for joy and fell facedown.

Those sure are a lot of verses spaced far apart, my guy
almost as if you're taking them out of context

BASED OP RELIGION AM I RIGHT FUCKING DEGENERATES AS WE ALL KNOW Yea Forums IS THE HEIGHT OF CHRISTIAN MORALITY VIDEO GAMES VIDEO GAMES

Matthew 23, it is important to practice what one believes in or else we will believe the way we live, faith without action is like a polished tomb.

love thy enemy and pray for them.

there are none

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>ignorant goatfuckers run around in the desert for indeterminate period of time
>find a mountain spewing fire
>go up
>with zero scientific knowledge base in their primitive society, get high off the fumes, hear it talking to them
>their offerings get burnt up by "fire from the LORD"
>their god talks to them "from out of fire"
>their enemies conveniently get killed by fire and brimstone, two common elements of a volcanic eruption
Seems plausible to me, my dude. Moreso than the hilarious fairy tale you believe in.

>televangelist propaganda

SMT

common user, even you know that if you push hard enough you can recontextualize everything in the bible to mean what you want, from jesus being an alien to masonic conspiracies

But, like, if you own a cross, don't you technically also possess an upside-down cross? It's all a matter of how you look at it.

The sheer level of disrespect people like you have to retain for centuries old, civilization building religion demonstrates narcissism at its peak.

Head on a pike for you fucking cunts.

DOOM

>LYCANTHROPY
>LEVITATION
>VIDEOGAMES
>LOTR
>POSTMODERNISM
Shit, what we're they fucking smoking.

>believing the universe was made for you, that existence, life and death is about you, that all the creatures on the earth exist for your use
>accusing others of narcissism

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see this is why blind zealousness is as bad as the thing it condems, any learned person would tell you an upside down cross is not even satanic in the first place, because this symbol is also known as saint peter cross and it's also a holy symbol of christianity.
Then again your average boomer zealot doesn't know this and thing this and anything new and foreign must be some sort of evil. beware and learn what is actually real part of a religion.

>practiced divination
>repented and burned everything related to it
What else do I need to do?

Doom, Bloodborne, Devil May Cry, Devil Daggers, Hexen, Heretic
Cleansing the flithy demon / monster spawn

wow, the answer to every video game question really is EDF 4.1
>everyone coming together for the sake of earth
>sing hymns

Sounds like you're already on the right path, user
The fact that you turned away from divination is proof of God stirring your heart. Continue in it. Read the scripture and it will speak to you, I'm sure.
I'd recommend the gospels.
If you're a bookworm and enjoy the history and context, I urge you to pick up a study bible or use something like blueletterbible.org
Maybe check out some local indie churches
There are some pretty nice modern ones. I went to one for a while that rented out a comedy club.

Castlevania mainline series.
Castlevania Lords of Shadow 1.

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which of the hundreds of versions?

Based and John3.16pilled

the original greek and latin versions of course

There are times when I feel that the only way I might receive entrance to the Kingdom of Heaven would be to embrace a life of pious poverty in some poorly developed rural area, like Tibet or Afghanistan, and just live as a farmer helping to feed others.
Of course I have not the strength or courage to pursue such a life, and even if I did my family would surely shame my decision and passionately entreat me to come back. There are just some days I wish that I had the courage to do it, I suppose.
I just felt like getting that off my chest, and this seems an appropriate enough thread for it, even if it 404's afterwards.
I also am afraid that, being a homosexual, I will not be granted salvation.

Sonic The Hedgehog
Not even kidding

Imagine being stupid enough to believe in this fake and gay cuck shit lmao

i had a dream once that i baptised sonic

Jesus loves you, user

Jesus never existed, dipshit brainlet.

You do know that there was real writing that actually describe him being real right?

There isn't. You do know the entirety of the bible was written over a hundred years later, right? Jesus was made up.

user
Even atheist historians agree upon the existence of Jesus
see
>Tacitus
>Josephus

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>To save our Mother Earth from any Alien attack...

DOOM

Honestly this doesn't seem so bad on anything but a(n) N64 controller.

Are we in an jrpg plot?

>homosexual
>salvation

i has bad news for you my brother

dante's inferno

How does anyone know if gays are the only people that go to heaven and straights to got hell?

The law was fulfilled when Jesus was crucified.