Don't leave me hanging!
TF2
GOD I WANT TO FUCK MISS PAULING SO FUCKING MUCH BROS
>High five
>Die when the hands hit
Conga you fools.
I WANT TO FUCK THE ADMINISTRATOR, PAULING, AND GREY'S DAUGHTER SO HARD THEY BECOME ONE WITH THE BED
So, when you kill someone with the Rock-Paper-Scissors taunt, why does it show the kill as being with your held weapon instead of the hand you played? And why can't you tie, even rarely?
LET US PLAY HALLOWEEN DURING FULL MOON
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
if you don't explode if you lose a rock-paper-scissors then you're officially not cool
>*leaves Scout hanging*
>”BONK!” *he hits me with a bat*
Oh, ouch!
Wait
I think I’m bleeding
Medic! Medic!
*calls for medic by pressing the E key*
YES
THEN FUCKING FIX THE SECONDARY GAMEMODES
RESKIN THE HALLOWEEN PLAYER DESTRUCTION MAPS, THROW IN A COMMUNITY MAP, AND MAKE PLAYER DESTRUCTION A PRIMARY GAMEMODE.
THEN PUT PROBED AND 2FORT INVASION WHERE THEY BELONG, ADD NEW MEDIEVAL MODE AND SPECIAL DELIVERY COMMUNITY MAPS, AND GIVE THEM EACH THEIR OWN CATEGORY UNDER SECONDARY GAMEMODES, ALONG WITH FUCKING ARENA. THEN JUST THROW HYDRO, SNOWPLOW, AND STANDIN (Why is Standin with the regular CP maps?) IN THEIR OWN CATEGORY, AND NOW YOU HAVE THREE MAPS FOR MISC CONTROL POINTS.
IT JUST TICKLES MY AUTISM HOW STUPIDLY ORGANIZED THEY ARE NOW.
Also, giving them each their own category and their own dedicated maps would increase their players, as they wouldn't compete as much with each other. Hell, add a new contract for each map. After completing it, allow people to access another contract for that map, with less rewards, but still something. This would increase the players on obscure maps, like it does for the ones still mentioned in the Jungle Inferno contracts.
AM I WRONG?
*crockets you*
>that one faggot who builds a sentry during pregame
Me
Those faggots that build level threes on koth
I am heavy weapons guy, and this... is Doctor!
>no pyro
fag
Pyro is an ugly, autistic, man.
All I can tell you about this next procedure is that it will be... SHTOOPID!
This.
You're a fucking pussy if you type kill in the console if you lose RPS.
That other asshole EARNED that goddamn kill. They had the honor to even accept your RPS invitation, may as well honor their win.
no wonder why I relate to him so much
OH THIS IS VERRRY GOOOD!
he wears a mask tho so it doesnt matter
>All classes receive an item that makes them immune to their counter class
>All weapons now have a 1% chance of misfiring, causing moderate damage to the player and prevents usage of the weapon for 10 seconds
>All taunt kills now have a 1% chance of misfiling and killing the player instead
>All classes now have a 1% chance of suffering from battle fatigue and dying in the middle of a round for no reason
Balanced?
I don't care
>that one retard building a nest on 2fort's balcony just to have it blown up by a flying demo
>All taunt kills now have a 1% chance of misfiling and killing the player instead
>All classes now have a 1% chance of suffering from battle fatigue and dying in the middle of a round for no reason
sounds like fun
>>All weapons now have a 1% chance of misfiring, causing moderate damage to the player and prevents usage of the weapon for 10 seconds
for WHAT purpose.
What about
>All classes have a 1% chance after killing someone to start crying and screaming about how they want to go home because they killed another man
>hi5er mourns your corpse
:(
Pootis POW, HAHA
Where's the "Anything that's not too out-there should become a normal cosmetic and anything that's normal now and it out-there should become a Halloween cosmetic" option?
Heavy's Yeti suit should be Halloween, for example, and, hell, I'd love them to throw stuff like the Zoomer hair to Halloween. But, off the top of my head, why is Spy's Invisible Man suit Halloween exclusive? It looks good and really isn't too crazy.
>tfw you explode too early and end up winning
that scene was kino
That explains why all the furries play as him
Reverse the nerf
no get fucked
lmao get fucked bitch
get fucked loser
Why don't they remove coaching if it doesn't even work. It's rude to new players who actually try using it.
Don't worry Scout, I won't
but Valve will
Proof?
>B-b-b-ut muh concept art
Not canon lmao.
Counterpoint, pic related
t. sniper main
what if the bullets were explosive dude wouldn't that be crazy?
Come sing vis me!
youtube.com
death is too good for you
Post new weapons.
FP Assassinator. Description: The first gun Spy ever killed a man with, he keeps it for sentimental reasons.
Has one shot clip, takes 150% longer to reload by repairing the gun after a shot, at 2.9 seconds.
Does 25% more damage, and applies bleeding for five seconds on hit. Does minicrits on debuffed targets. No random critical hits.
>the ambassador was a crutch that rewarded high skill aiming
ok
Quality.
youtube.com
If you haven't seen this, watch it now.
You, yes you! You are Very good!
>aiming is a crutch
Found the pyro main
Crusader's Crossbow but it's for the Heavy and it's a minigun and it uses Sandviches as ammo
make sure to grab at least one waifu sign, boys
it'll actually make you play better
the VA's are gods
youtube.com
Quality > Quantity
I prefer the idea that Pyro's mask is its actual face. And the suit is its skin.
As if the Pyro is just an anomaly that shouldn't exist
I want to use the garden bristles but that's too spooky for valve
fortunately, i have both
>Black and White signs
You can do better
holy shit
Lmao wtf is this? I haven't caught up just yet but I'm assuming this is the climax of the war?
Reminder
the original images on those only had black and white, i just liked em so much i had to have em regardless. my original collection of seven was all colored images.