What were they thinking

>What?
You know what he means.

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Secondaries should be banned on sight, doesn't matter the series.

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oh so it was a meme, nvm

You know, those boring-ass little corridors you have to sidle through, the heavy boulders you lift out the way, the goddamn boat, the hilariously bad part where you're on top of that dragon stuck with one lame QTE while the environment is just this dull grey cloud until it can load up the bifrost or whatever the hell that one room is.

>enemy variety is all that matters
It's the game's biggest problem, but the enemies that are there are fine and actually have pretty good and aggressive AI for this type of game.
The final boss was a good fight, you are again just mad about enemy variety because you'd already fought him at the beginning of the game

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You have loading corridors only when you fast travel retard.

>those boring-ass little corridors you have to sidle through
Only when you fast travel and they aren't long.
>the heavy boulders you lift out the way, the goddamn boa
How they are bad?
>the environment is just this dull grey cloud
You can't be serious.

>Thinks tutorial boss fight at the beginning of the game is a good boss fight for the end of the game.

>Too stupid to realize they're "playing" loading screens all the time.

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>they're "playing" loading screens all the time.
How so? Can you explain in non-autism language?

>How so? Can you explain in non-autism language?

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>tutorial boss fight at the beginning of the game is a good boss fight for the end of the game.
Second Baldur fight is different from the first one. Before shitposting play the game.

System shock didn't have fast travel. And the game only forces you to walk like 4 or 5 times across a 30 hour game (and those times are always to let story / dialog happen around you, not to load); the rest of the game you can sprint around everywhere all the time like a football player running for the endzone.
I guess you could bitch about shit like the little climbing parts that are probably masking loading screens, but it's really not that different from a ladder in any other game and it connects the areas together in a nice vertical fashion, or allows the game to be have a semi-open-world like with the lake and its lowering depth revealing new beaches. Also allows for story dialog to happen in the background as you are travelling

Something about it is painfully boring and doesn’t let me get into the game at all. I think it’s the camera or axe combat.

>Thinks "little corridors you have to sidle through" means "door to ethereal hamster wheel for warping across the map."

I dunno, user, can you fucking comprehend basic sentences?

I still don't get it. 2 minute part when you can't run is loading time? You must be really retarded.

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Not to mention inventory system is very simplistic compared to GoW. Minimal HUD without seperate screen wouldn't work here. His comparison is really dumb.

God, it’s almost like they’re different games.

>played through this waiting for the reveal that Atreus wasn't his biological son based on memes posted here
>turns out he is 100% his biological son, the only thing Kratos didn't know was that his wife was a Giant

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you probably just waste time walking around which is something you should do endgame

You said all the time. Loading part when you use fast travel is all the time? My god.

Not him but any particularly slow corridor segment with no enemies exists solely to allow the rest of the game to load in.
Basically it's a playable loading screen.

>the only thing Kratos didn't know was that his wife was a Giant
How the fuck do you not know your wife is a giant.

No, because you can go back to this area and move in normal speed. It was only added because of dialogue part not because of loading screen.

They explain it in the game. Giants are a race, but not all of them are physically larger than humans.

How could he know?

They literally have the runes in Jotunheim refer to Kratos as Farbauti, the biological father of Loki.

Kratos isn't very smart.

atreyus is kratos' and fey's son, making him a demigod and also a jotunn, his jotunn name is loki, but because GOW doesn't follow exact mythology, he is a godly being with spheres revolving around language, dominion over animals, and displays the fortitude to survive falls and blows that would kill normal men and even normal jotunn - he doesn't look like kratos YET because he's, 1. a child, 2. not bald, 3. not covered in ash, and 4. the production of a greek man and a northern european woman

suck my dick

Do you know anything about videogames you zoomfuck? You don't get to call others retarded.

The axe combat becomes pretty fun once you unlock some of the abilities. Also combat in general becomes a lot more fun once you understand how to stun enemies quickly via smashing them into walls or hitting them in the back, and the specific utility of different moves (like the basic unarmed R2 spartan kick that sends enemies flying back 10 feet for easy ringouts).
Light axe throws to the feet can knock enemies down, and ones to the head can make them twirl around for you to punch them in the back and stun-grab them.
Heavy axe throws to flying enemies can insta-kill if you pin them to the wall. Otherwise it turns them into ice bombs when they land, or freezes them solid if you hit them while they're standing (then you can kick them into walls to shatter them, or into other enemies to freeze the other enemies)

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Yeah, but apparently you don't. Fuck off retard.

That's fucking dumb, the whole thing that separates humans from giants is their height. Without that it's just a regular human.
I mean, shit, JK Rowling didn't even make Hagrid a manlet because he was half human and Harry Potter sucks. How do you make that mistake?

>Not to mention inventory system is very simplistic compared to GoW. Minimal HUD without seperate screen wouldn't work here. His comparison is really dumb.
How is System Shock's inventory more simplistic than GoW? Not only do you have far more different weapon types, ammo and consumable items, but you can directly drag and drop items from your inventory (or vice versa) to interact with the game world, a feature completely absent from GoW.

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A walk in pussy is usually the first sign.

Take it up with the ancient Norwegians.

You can't be this stupid user. Stop baiting and kindly fuck off.

Its because Giant is being used to replace Jotunn, which does not necessarily mean large humanoid with literally no other notable features. Jotunn are a race very much like gods with their own specialties and abilities, one commonly shared being size manipulation

>flying enemies die when...falling from a cliff
???

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Because you have fewer icons, fewer items and lack of long explanations?

Honestly, he looks closer to Deimos.

>Comparing two absolutely different games

God.
Why is Yea Forums so utterly stupid? Why?

>you can't be this stupid
Yeah, I can't, but you can be this retarded it seems.
>part when you walk with full environment is a loading screen and it somehow lasts all the time
Hahahaha

Because the entirety of Yea Forums has severe and crippling autism.

They're like chickens, they can only fly a little before they have to come down. Except for their king, he can fly around for a long time

idk it makes no sense
>atreus memes on kratos for not knowing giant is just a race and doesn't mean you're big
>you later come across a giant corpse which is enormous and used landmark

what's the point of being a race if you have no distinct features

well yea, deimos was kratos' younger brother, so that makes sense

Looks like you're half giant then.

Play the game you fucking mongrel

my wife's son loved this game

In Norse mythology, a jötunn (/ˈjɔːtʊn/;[1] plural jötnar) is a type of entity contrasted with gods and other figures, such as dwarfs and elves. The entities are themselves ambiguously defined, variously referred to by several other terms, including risi, thurs, and troll.

Although the term giant is sometimes used to gloss the word jötunn and its apparent synonyms in some translations and academic texts, jötnar are not necessarily notably large and may be described as exceedingly beautiful or as alarmingly grotesque.[2] Some deities, such as Skaði and Gerðr, are themselves described as jötnar, and various well-attested deities, such as Odin, are descendants of the jötnar.

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I love this game and your wife too.

Love how this went completely ignored.

So how would you describe this scene? A kickass grey cloud?

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And they did it perfectly, i played this game, one of the most beutiful and well written story i have played since years.

So they used Giant and Jotunn interchangeably when they shouldn't have.

Being a Dad is feminine now? OR is it just not red pilled Chad pickup artist autism?

>game of thrones tourist (who are now on Yea Forums forever) didn't realize the slow moving crawling section and boulder lifting sections were loading screens
why would you think the devs put those in the game? oh right. you don't think. You watch game of thrones

They have to ignore it. Otherwise they’ll have no argument.

Jeez, it's almost as if you haven't played the game.
Oh wait.

Why do ya'll respond to blatant shitpost threads? Do you never learn?

It's funny because they were using Spider-Man to show off how much faster loading will be with the PS5. But with games like GoW and TLoU, their design is fundamentally flawed and they won't benefit from this at all.

No, they were supposed to put rainbows and happy purple clouds here like in your bing bing wahoo games.

It's a colloquialism that can be used to reference the Jotunn, is the point here. Also, we're talking about God of War, they've taken many artistic liberties before.

everything on Yea Forums is a blatant shitpost

>It is "soi" to train your 12y/o biological son in the way of the warrior, even bringing him along to help in actual life-or-death battles
it's probably the most masculine thing a father could do

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>B-but Nintendo!

are clouds and fog not allowed to be in video games anymore? this is one of the few scenes that are like this and that's because they're currently fighting on top of a dragon flying through a storm

only "loading screens" appeared when you fast travel and they hid them pretty well. If all games with such large world could work this way.

No shit Captain Obvious.

Same with Dark Souls' elevators and circular stairs

>instead of flying around looking for vengence on gods killing everything in his sight he's raising elle
He doesn't even do anything real spartans did. Apparently reality was harsher on these kids than this fantasy game was willing to be.

>B-but autism!
No, everything is supposed to be bright and happy colorful 100% time of the game.

People on Yea Forums don’t know what it’s like to be manly. They never had dads.

He's not talking about literal loading screens to fucking idiot

Especially the boy rape.

I'm not talking about them either this is why I used "...". You must be a special kind of retard.