Real Lives 2007: The Adventures of Daud Part 3

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Seetha you're too young to be on Yea Forums go away.

>Shamshad
That’s the name

Stupid fucking retarded newfag, fuck off

based

Shut the fuck up faggot. This thread is actually fun compared to the cesspool that is the rest of Yea Forums

youtu.be/siO6dkqidc4
by fucking allah
these trials were not meant for a mortal man

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go home seetha

I don't know why I expected that to work.

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ALLAH WHY

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She wasn't even our daughter anyway

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>health: 3
why are we here, just to suffer?

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TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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all this bullshit and he STILL has a fucking goiter

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>all this suffering because of one beggar
>that beggar was allah in disguise testing you

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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Wife will be 41 when we get out, no choice but to dump her and find a younger one.

How's real lives 2017???

scp baby probably got told to go to /vg/

holy shit daud;s whole world is exploding again

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no, she was the beacon of light in the family

conjugal visits

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Fuck her! Privileged whore!

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You should have given the 50 rupees Daud.

JESUS SOMEONE GIVE DAUD HIS FUCKING SALT SHAKER ALREADY

>Install 2007
>Error 216
>Install 2010
>Not for Win

Supposedly dog shit. While the creators were actively updating it's full of bugs (similar to 2010 levels) and clearly not made by people who are native English speakers.

By Allah this is the true meaning of jihad

Ah yes, we need more room for smash and console war threads.

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She's rich she can afford actual medical treatment.

SEETHA

we've been in prison for like 3 years... bros...?

>daughter dead
>sister contracts malaria
>cucked
>imprisoned and can't do a thing about it

jesus fucking christ, this is fucking brutal

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>4 years in prison
WAIT
WHAT?

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how can one life hold so much suffering

Abort that one.

What, so you can make 10 more Epic Games shill threads per hour? Fuck off

daud has a tough life.

>Net worth:-248795

>pregnant at 40
autism child

Turns out the incel police stepped up their game, our daughter died, our sister contracted malaria, and our wife got pregnant all while we were in prison.

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Punished Duad -- a man denied his vindaloo

Still have it, dump the mother and groom the child.

HAVE IT

Burundi is fucking brutal

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>have like 8 kids
>be dirt poor
>almost in debt
>almost all kids get a job improving income like 150%
feels good

ALLAH WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

The chance of autism is only like 10%. We can still make this work.

conjugal visit, r-right?

all daud wanted was a wife, child, and Allah's approval....

late term abort your whore wife

It's fine, I'm sure we got her pregnant during one of the prison meets.

Have the kid. Worst comes to worst, we can add it to our harem when we get out of jail. Someone else is the dad anyway.

Goddamn Goiter Genes

>have to do some other shit for a couple hours
>leave
>come back to daud still being alive somefuckinghow
>barely holding onto life in prison, not even aware of the fact that his loved ones are dying slowly, including his wife's babies
poor daud, at least CJ went hard and fast.

strawpoll.me/17872196
do we really want to spawn it into this world? daud's world? adoption seems like the best choice imo, but it's your call anons.

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Fuck. I am only seeing this now.
Give me a recap.

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It's his dream to have a child.

abort it, it is an abomination before allah

goiter and prison

Daud’s life is pure suffering, and he isn’t intelligent enough to be aware it is suffering

As much as I appreciate it when /vg/ is used properly, I still feel like /vg/ was a mistake.

maybe it will get a job in the salt mines and bring back some samples to cure daud's goiter

have the kid

So it's just the usual then?

Not your cuck baby, get out of jail, manually make a new one to teach that whore a lesson. THEN dump her

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That's our real child blessed by Allah, don't abort it

I am pretty sure my character made it to this age by pure force of anger.

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Asma

Arabic incel with lifelong goiter gets arrested by the secret police seven times, finally gets a gf who doesn't leave him immediately, loses what little he had.

Our guy is an athletic idiot with a goiter the size of a tire, a rich sister who won't give salt, women shot us down for years, the police harassed us over innocent misunderstandings for years, we finally got married and had a child immediately followed by the child dying and getting sent to prison. All because Yea Forums refuses to give their pocket change to beggars.

Some sort of Donning-Kruger effect?

yay...

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>goiter since child
>barely clinging to life
>study allah's ways and remain devout
>rejected by every girl except this one
>police harass and jail us for islamic extremism
>poor as fuck
>family dying
>hot sister rich and poping out babies to Chad husband

fatima

Life is tough in the heart of darkness.

BACK TO THE GRIND DAUD

>Daud is released from prison to come back and raise his wife's child.
welp

jesus christ getting out of debt is gonna take some work

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Now all he needs is aids

Forgot
>cuckold

married holding down a job and taking care of a child, only two other things matter.

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link to working download?

I wonder if people in third world countries even think of these things.

Don't forget we got cursed by Allah for failing his test and not giving 50 ruppies to the beggar.

>cucked and the wife put him in debt

>Daughter has health of 9 and resistance of 4

uh oh

>dead """daughter""" has better health than living """daughter"""

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES HOW DARE YOU

Who the fuck would give us all these loans? Why aren't we blacklisted yet?

>Be 15 year old Nepalese girl
>You have been raped
>You have become pregnant
>Congratulations. You have a new baby boy.

A bit of tonal whiplash there, game.

>44 years old
>health 40
>Net Worth: -366,467
He's not going to make it, is he?

Do they have conjugal visits in Pakistani prison?

THAT KID'S ON THE BRINK OF DEATH

Fucking christ at least it's ours.

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ALLAH AND GAINS

121 years to repay the debt not counting interest. Good luck Daud.

The gift of life is a miracle.

It's on tpb. Malwarebyte says it's clean.

Also abandoning burned girlfriend.

The funnier part is that Daud's health actually went UP after he got arrested

Have it, the other one looks like it's gonna die anytime soon.

How's Daud's father doing

They had iodized salt in prison.

Get a boy who can work off our debt for us.

>Get raped again at age 16
>Second baby boy
REEEEEEE

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>Even Pakistani prison is better than his current lifestyle

It's a boy

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thank you friend

>inb4 your daughter Asma has asthma

Fucking goiter

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Our sister is loaded. Maybe our daughters will get some of the good genes.

Daud Jr

this is our proudest moment
Daud the 2nd

MUHAMMAD

Muhammad obviously

Faruq

my paki girl had a child at 14 from a bf who then dumped us. I managed to hop between nations until i settled in the US and died of breast cancer

Aziz. He's gonna make it, bro.

NOOOOOOOOOO WE NEED MORE TWITTER OUTRAGE TUX PEPE AND CONSOLE WOJAK THREADS

>Pakistan
>In Pakistan, conjugal visits prior to 2009 were permitted only under special circumstances.[17]

daud is known terrorist too, constantly being harassed by cops. he def did not get ANY.

Daud

fakrudinn

Muhammad.

Daud the second

Name it after your father

GOOD NEWS HE'S JUST LIKE HIS DAD

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fucking patriarchy.

Noooooooooo

all he needs now is goiter

Why is Goiter so commmon in Real Lives? Surely it's unrealistically common, or does everyone in the third world actually have it and the locals just hide it really well?

Daud Jr

>health 100
he's strong, allah will protect him. we just need to teach him to give money to beggars

Shit how much did they steal?

A true believer I'm sure.

Good work, now he's gonna suffer just like his father

NO FUCKING WAY

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Crusader Kings 2 did it better

At least the prison has salt

That's Real Lives for you.

THE CURSE IS GENERATIONAL

WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

Salt deficiency

I'm sorry for laughing, Daud. I'm really sorry.

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GOITER GENES

Allah has finally blessed you with a true heir after 44 years. pbuh

100% definitely ours
DAUD WILL BE THE FUTURE MAHDI

Is this how life is in Pakistan?

where do i get this?

THE SINS NEVER DIE

What makes you say that?

Also: the reason Allah doesn't reward us is because we don't give to charity.

JUST LIKE ME SON
Also look at these stats lads

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It’s due to salt deficiency which is pretty common. In the developed world it isn’t due to massive amounts of processed food

By Allah, our entire bloodline has been marked...

A few years go by, not much happens Asma starts school, the debt is almost paid off, life is going on steadily for Daud. Until...

youtu.be/CzSVSJuowhc

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>2 INT
oh no

Sure, but surely it's not as common in reality.

>2 int
is he breathing?

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>However, some recent studies of school children (6–12 years) in the districts of Charsadda, Kohat, and Karak show a different picture, with 70%,39 56.5%,37 and 72.5%38 of the population using non-iodized salt. Even the most recent community-based intervention study revealed that only 2.6% of households were using iodized salt before the intervention.
>The median UIC (of women) was 124 μg/L, and household iodized salt consumption also increased to 69.1% in 2011.
The game is using 2007 statistics but according to this 2017 study the third world still can't into iodized salt.

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shit son

>2 int
Our wife literally shat a brick, and we called it Daud.

read the thread retard.
piratebay

Maybe we can make it go so low that it loops back and maxes out

Literally actually retarded. He has about as much sentience as a goldfish.

>he made it to fucking 89
Not even sad bros. This bastard was a resilient motherfucker. Godspeed, pops.

Somali.

literal subhuman

Is salt that expensive, or what?

HOLY SHIT, WE'RE OUT OF DEBT BOYS, REDEMPTION ARC INCOMING

youtu.be/TeXatquVqAc

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>89 as a blind senile old man
You got some strong genetics

Such is life in Pakistan

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How did we pay off that debt so fast?

Look, dad saw his son go from a neet terrorist to terrorist who has a family and job. He's proud.

F
That double blind man was always there when Daud was just a mere jobless extremist

>decided not to give money to charity
Did you learn nothing?

INSHALLAH

virtuoso

>musical is highest
He will sing prefect nasheeds

BASED DAD STILL LOOKIN OUT FOR US

>Average life expectancy in Pakistan is like 66.
>Dad made it to 89 in spite of blindness
>Got grandkids from his daughter and son

Not bad given the circumstances.

F.

Worth its weight in gold.

>saw

fuck

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ALLAH'S BLESSING

THANK YOU BASED BOOMER

>debt paid off
>pops came through in the end
>daud jr. starts school
Just for a minute, Daud is happy.

Peace.

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>50 years old
A-Any day now, things will turn around...

>Peace.
Blessed

>lookin

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>health 100 resistance 100
>2 int
Pic related Daud Jr 17 years later.

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But for how long?

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He is 2 points above brain dead. That musical talent is his retard moans just so happening to sound like a few chords

motherfucker

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How else would you explain the improved health?

>last time "Peace" happened, Daud was an infant

...but Allah isn't done yet.

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>Son and daughter are still alive
>Marriage seems amicable
>Government goons have left us alone

We're gonna make it, bros.

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End the poor lad

Redemption.

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Because of the low education status of the general population in Pakistan, most health-related campaigns with recognized international funding in support or as part of universal programs have faced implementation problems because of associated myths, Illiteracy, cultural tendencies, shadow religious beliefs, and communication mistakes63 that have led to belief in the myth that iodized salt use has contraceptive effects. Particularly, people in restricted cultures, tribes, and the illiterate have stronger beliefs in this myth, leading 44% of individuals in Peshawar to avoid iodized salt as a result.46 A total of 6.6% of household women in all districts of the Punjab and Sindh provinces52 and 0.6% in Toba Tek Singh51 have been reported to avoid using iodized salt because of this belief. Even a large proportion in the metropolitan area of Lahore (40%) believe in this myth.63 Overall, 30% of the people in Pakistan do not use iodized salt because of the contraceptive myth.63 The updated results further confirm this myth, since 35.7% of the iodized salt sellers believe that people avoid iodized salt purchase because of this myth.45

WHY DIDN'T YOU DONATE TO CHARITY DAUD

Is it possible to spawn in Switzerland or South Korea and such? How does the game proceed there?

oh no

>brain damage wife
By ALLAH

You die from drug addiction or a car accident instead.

But...she can work, right?...RIGHT?!

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She was a whore anyways. Allah was merciful enough to not have her stoned

She was a whore anyway. Now she surely can't cheat on us anymore.

>Brain damage
I don't think this will affect Daud

>Peace.
>this happens a couple weeks later
fuck me if this isn't the story of my life

It's alright, she served her purpose.

Continuing to exist in this life is hell

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A few more years go by normally, Asma gets whooping cough and Sara finds a new job. Until you find your job is harboring dark secrets, make your choice Yea Forums.

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IT WENT DOWN

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>mentally retarderd, goiter
>monthy goiter
fucking kek

Maybe we should adopt just so that we have a non-retarded descendant?

Now the family is united by their retardation

She can do other things still, user. I guess you could call it "work"

based whoreposters

DAUD IS A MAN OF ALLAH
CAST IT INTO THE LIGHT OF DAY

TAKE ADVANTAGE

>brain damaged wife
what's new?

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EXPOSE

The most real Real Lives gets

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burn it to the ground thats what allah would want

YOU CAN MAKE IT DAUD

REMEMBER CJ, STAY ON THE RIGHTEOUS PATH

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>expose corruption, despite risks
>government stop messing with you knowing you're a good guy

Expose, we didn't spend so many years defying the police to back down fro a challenge now, Daud Jr. is watching our example.

A man with a conscience as high as Daud's would not stand by and allow this to happen.

By Allah, expose it.

We have a daughter to take care of. But Allah will surely provide for her if we follow the path of righteousness?

>whooping cough being passed onto your kids too
daud needs to fucking give up, he's just killing babies left and right by this point.

Is this reddit now? Are we actually following the rules now?

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We're a political dissident through and through, expose that shit in the name of Allah.

JUSTICE, DAUD HAS MADE HIS MARK

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You don't even need to ask, ALLAH GUIDE US

EXPOSE

Expose the government fucks, time for duad's revenge

PAYBACK TIME

ARREST US ONE MORE TIME BICTHES

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Take advantage, the police aren't on our side anyway.

Literally.

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Why doesn't he donate to charity then

DAUD TAKING ON THE GOVERNMENT

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Daud the 2nd can be proud.

based, what a civil servant

FACE JUSTICE IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!

Yeah!

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Heroes always have an achilles heel.

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Could he even be a functional being if it hits 0

government btfo

ALLAH ONCE AGAIN SHOWING HIS BLESSING. THE TERRORIST DAUD ALWAYS TRUE TO ALLAH

PLEASE DONATE TO MY PATREON ACCOUNT

A true believer will go through all challenges and tests God puts in his way without charity, just like Daud himself.

Allah smiles upon your past decisions, four years go by peacefully and Asma starts trade school, until a gamble is put fourth. You've won many in the past but when you've lost you lost big time? Deal one more time?

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As a young man, Daud was a terrorist. A raging bronco, a loose cannon.
But now as a grizzled veteran and family man, he knows how to fight the government on their terms. Beautiful story.

You're making history here

NO

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what would allah do

We paid off our debt with our inheritance from dad.

NO
GIVE THAT MONEY TO CHARITY

ACCEPT
THIS IS ALLAH'S GIFT

YES

Daud lives high stakes

Smells fishy
NO DEAL

Allah is with us. He wanted us to have this opportunity, so he provided for us. Now he wants us to seize it. He will provide for us. Take the offer for Him.

It's a trap set forth by Allah.

Don't do it.

ALLAH HAS GIVEN US A NEW START, LET US NOT SQUANDER IT WITH RISKS

DO IT, ALLAH DON'T LIKE COWARDS

Allah doesn't look kindly on gambling.

always trust in allah.

No damnit.

Allah frowns upon pyramid schemes.

DON'T BELIEVE THE NIGERIAN PRINCE

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What would Abu Hajaar do?

>brain damaged Pakistani women
Is there much change

YOU DO NOT REJECT ALLAH'S BLESSING

Is Allah testing us or rewarding us
HELP

>Daud Jr.'s goiter is gone

IT'S A SIGN.

SCAM

Ah, but that is not charity, but a gift from your parents, whom you must always cherish. If you would disobey Allah and abandon them, you wouldn't get the inheritance.

Do eet

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Allah hates Nigers.

You refuse the deal Allah and your dad gave you this new start, it's not your right to squander it. For your efforts Asma graduates trade school and gets a job, decades after you flunked all those years ago.

youtu.be/nZBKFoeDKJo

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>health 30
daud's gonna fucking die before being able to truly provide for his children now that we rejected that once in a life time opportunity. daud should have believed his friend, i promised him that it would work.

Pressure her to get a H1B visa and work in the states so she can send you money.

Somehow we've stumbled our way into being a successful parent.

>health: 30
>resistance: 15
In the dawn of our life we finally reached redemption.

she needs a husband

>61 years old
Fuck Daud, where did the time go, the dreams of leaving the country.

Hey Op, how is best girl Zarina doing?

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>Woman going to school
>In pakistan
Whut?

More good news arises, Daud Jr. finds a gf and she graduates secondary school, she does not qualify for college but still finds a job. Zarnia however, is not so fortunate.

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We did abandon our blind father and mother though

>health 25

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Daud can't completely fuck this up anymore. He made it, bros.

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HEALTH RAPIDLY DROPPING
NO DAUD THERE IS STILL SO MUCH GOOD YOU CAN DO IN THIS WORLD

I'm actually kinda tearing up bros, both of Daud's kids graduated trade school. He helped them do what he couldn't after making it through each trial put fourth by Allah.

>somehow outlived our sister
Literally how

We moved out after getting a wife, and we were a net drain on money anyway.

oof.

>Health 25
Is...going to end soon bois, we did what we could for our family

Zarina is getting old.

That's just the kind of things that happen with age, she's still alright.

daud...

Allah damnit.

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DAUD JR. MADE IT

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shell be fine

Daud, are you feeling alright?

Ulcer is practically nothing, and she is in her mid 60s. Some health trouble is inevitable.

>Health and resistance rapidly declining

The suffering will soon be over for Daud and his goiter. He's come pretty far from being a trade school drop-out NEET.

Someone hit me up with a DL link i need to play this shit

Nice job lol

>grow a goiter: the game

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ALLAH HAS BLESSED OUR BOY
HE WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN FOR ALLAH

I'm so proud of that twerp.

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>intelligence: 1
>happiness: 7

>Int: 1

>Intelligence: 1

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>Intelligence: 1
The brain damage will live on

>Int: 1

That feeling when you raised your children to not be such lifelong fuckups like you

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>1 intelligence
I fear for their spawn

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>1 int
Literally made for eachother

>start off in india
>go full currynigger bitch
>get through with EVERYTHING and don't even fucking get killed

H O O D S H I T

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>Intelligence 1
Daud jr married a literal brain dead girl?

>int: 1
>Happiness: 7
Stupid and sad. Daud likes em retarded.

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daud's story is inspirational

>born in a shithole, not smart, poor
>abused by his government, in massive debt, child died
>never gave up, never abandoned his faith
>found a girl that loves him,
>two beautiful children, worked his way out of debt
>living to a late life despite lifelong health conditions

>Daud Jr literally marrying a certified retard off the streets
I guess this is Allah's plan

>did such a good job at raising them even the retarded 1 int son does well in life

>athletic 72
>strength 55
DAUD JR GOT HIS STRONK PAKI WIFE

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>1 int
>scavenger
We squandered better opportunities than the boy ever had

>int: 1
Can downies procreate, guys?

Just like him

based

He never abandoned his faith.

Real Lives is such an interesting yet shit game. Literally every fucking game is like this:
>start off in a shithole country
>Do well
>go to school
>get a job
>Suddenly health problems like weird ulcers and cancer and shit
>parents die
>find/inherit a fuckton of cash despite being poor because ???
>Find a wife
>Have kids
>Die at the age of 30 or 50

Daud needs his sweat salt

In the end we helped our kin do what we could not. Daud passed Allah's trials, peace follows.

youtu.be/RdNGHZ3JTTA

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>int 1
>occupation is scavenger
>net worth is like 7 cents
sweet fucking christ this family is doomed

F

F

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Holy shit Daud is still going strong? I was certain he'd die before his 12th birthday and stopped following. Motherfucker outlived Carl almost twice by now

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F

fuck i forgot my gay trip

It's just playing the numbers. You have to remember that, for all of our whining, Yea Forums posters are far better educated and more privileged than the average human.

He's with CJ now
F

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He is now by Allah's (PBUH) side.

F

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It was a very hard, but in the end good life.

This is good... isn't it?

I hope nobody here is seriously disappointed with a 1 int 72 athletic 55 strength 68 conscience tomboy wife

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Fuck, we didn't get to live to see Daud Jr.'s retard ass and his equally retarded wife fail to raise children with their no-money. What a shame. F

F

One time I was born in Poland. What a game that was.

We did it boys

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F

What a moving tale. Allah has a place for you in heaven, Daud.

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F

Blessed be the mind too small for doubt.

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He held on long enough to see his only son make it.

By Allah, that must be good enough.

F.

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He was dumb as a brick but he led an uncompromising life, always on the straight and narrow and sticking to his beliefs. The 72 virgins are waiting for him. Allah bless.

Damn Daud....just damn buddy. You never stepped away from Allah's light despite several hurdles.

From neet terrorist to working man exposing political corruption in the name of Allah.

Death, at last. Reast in peace, Daud. You had hard life but it paid off in the end. I hope you're enjoying your 70 virgins.
youtube.com/watch?v=X8ZiX-Wvkyw

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Good bye Daud.

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Daud's lifelong struggle against oppression has come to a close. We will always remember his smile, his turban, his ripped bod and his goiter. Daud is survived by his wife, Sara and his two children, Asma and Daud Jr.

Press F.

>that beggar early on in Daud's life who he avoided was actually Allah in disguise
>Allah thus punished him with the rest of his life to suffer through but ultimately rewarded him for toughing it out and being faithful
Remember your zakat, brothers.

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While we're still here, anyone got that screencap of when we played Oregon Trail? It had Todd Howard and Nightmare.

What if my life, too, is being dictated by a bunch of autistic virgins?

sweet release

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"ALLAH IS SMILING AT ME, KAFIR. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?"

it would explain a lot desu

Someone in a parallel universe is fucking with us

The greatest redemption story ever told.

damn

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>yfw you realize Daud's fictional life was full of trials an tribulations, yet he managed to leave the world his legacy - a retarded son who's married to a even more retarded wife
>tfw you are almost half of his age, considered reasonably intelligent and live in far better environment that his paki shithole, and you can't find a gf
;_;
Daud teach me your ways.

State funeral for Daud WHEN????

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This is some quran story shit. Daud should become a saint.

Actually sounds like the kind of shit you'd find an abrahamic book, so yeah.

OP please post the file
We must forever remember Daud's journey.

time is an ocean, user. it may seem endless, but over yonder lies a shore, just wait for your breeze

we're all gonna make it, brahs.

He's lucky he didn't get a state funded bullet in the head.

That's Pakistani poopoo dollar.
It's 1.756 in US dollar. That's like, 2 unlocked iPhones or something.

You did good, Daud. Rest now.

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If the Quran had a book of Job, this would be it

Yikes

holy fucking shit, what an Abrahamic tale for the ages
brb donating some shit to the crackhead who lives down the street, maybe a sandwhich

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Shut your whore mouth dog, he was the purest man of his time and a beacon of light to those around him.

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Settle for less than a 7/10. It's better than the alternative of living a lonely life.

You know what always gets me with these threads? The thought that there may be a person out there that lives/has lived more or less exactly the life we became so invested in.
Who knows, maybe Daud is iut there somewhere in Pakistan, looking back onto his long hard life, completely unaware that a bunch of faggots on a tawanese basket weaving forum are currently enjoying a simulation of it.

MAY
STAND UNSHAKEN

It really isn't.

f

That was a great run, thank you Op.

Then quit bitching?

Time to keep on rolling I guess.

OPEN THE GAME

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It is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_in_Islam

That'll do, Daud. That'll do.

Man first the wild ending to cj, and now daud's pious journey in lands unkind. What a day.

>Brazil
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alright lads that was a ride, I'm taking these past few hours to my grave. Anyways I'm done here I encourage someone else to take over, see you guys around this shit was fun. :)

Daud
mega.nz/#!7M93UYqL!NwDJLAYlwq1mHFOT6D6zLVZHhJwlZoQFHoYD49jEnuc

youtu.be/XC-W93I_PNU

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I'm not.

LETS BEGIN
GLORY TO DAUD

Daud's life feels so much more complete and meaningful compared to poor CJ's.

Please be a cutie.

>Named after a cocktail.

we're going to get raped arent we?

HUE HUE HUE

UMA DELICA

HUE HUE

Jesus fucking christ those stats can't be real can they?

>unironical ignorant happy retard

This is gonna be a ride...

Also starring: Goiters

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>recife
oh thank fuck it's one of the four non-shitholes in brazil

Thanks user.

>Brazil
Oh boy, here we go!
youtube.com/watch?v=ZYzuqz40zlo

>Brazil
Pakistan would be way better

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based and 5pillarpilled

Daud is reincarnation of Job confirmed

Just die of something before you're 5, holy shit

Thanks OP it was great fun, I will carry Daud in my heart.

oh wow we have down syndrome.

Are we white?

HOLY SHIT

>We make our choices, and take what comes. And the rest is Void.

F, resilient fella.

OH NO NO NO
SHES AWFUL.

holy shit
the ultimate retard run

>Born as an invalid.

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>those fucking stats

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*brap* yepp, this ne's going into my reddit compilation

>int 1
drink that sweet spicy syrup under the sink

>Autistic but SUPER HAPPY

Thank you user, it was a fun evening. Godspeed.

Why 2007? Isn't there 2010?

>economically active
is this some ploy to lower the actual unemployment rate or just seniors and children et al.

>int 1
this fuckwit gonna fucking drink bleach and die at 2

Many thanks, OP. That was a really touching ride. We will never forget that.

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Are you sure we're not a dog?

I guess ignorance really is bliss

Pretty unevenful so far, except for one change of places to a bigger home.

I'm surprised we're still alive and kicking

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holy shit...just...show mercy to this poor child and commit assisted sudoku

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Thanks, OP.

oh man its been ages since ive seen a thread like this

>retarded genki girl
She's gonna get kidnapped by a pedophile isn't she?

A women in Brazil so no not a dog
we are below a dog

Yeah it basically makes unemployment look lower.

>mom gets a job instead of sitting around the house
>get measles
thanks mom you stupid cunt

2010 is buggier I think and actually requires you to have fucking Internet Explorer to work or something dumb like that. And 2017 is online and costs $15.

We need to get a big screen cap going this was the best Real Lives thread I've ever been in.

get to work anons

And she'll like it. Marry the pedophile. And live happily ever after.

>goiter
hello darkness my old friend

a-after she dies, at least CJ and Daud will have company.

give me the sauce

... Should we even bother...?

>1 int
How the fuck did we get accepted in school in the first place?

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No way, she'll live a happy life get a loving husband and raise a beautiful family together with him

Give it a shot and see what happens. Fuck it.

Just drop out asap and get a job

Honestly this one seems so hopeless that there's not even any room for shenanigans I think. I'd mercy kill her.

Her happy go lucky guts will pave the way

No. Seduce old men instead.

Not him but it could be hijabolic

You guys are forgetting she's ugly as hell.

Might as well, who knows? Maybe we won't get kidnapped, raped, and murdered before puberty.

>you have been having difficulty with schoolwork this year
>this year

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Daud Jr managed up to the engagement at least with 2 INT, who knows.

This

Lets do it and spit in the face of god, or more likely just put in extra effort but fail anyway teaching us a valuable lesson about what the rest of our life will be like.

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We just need to find the Daud Jrs of the world and get him to fuck us, no problem.

Does she have bobs and vogina? Paper bags exist

Can confirm
rule34(dot)xxx(slash)
index(dot)php?page=post&s=view&id=2825856

CJ's story:
>you can make it out of the ghetto, but don't smoke weed
Daud's:
>be pious and believe in Allah and your efforts will be rewarded

What will be the moral of this one?

No repercussions from learning shapes n sheeit, but:
>hit by famine
>costed the family ~20k shekels

We're up against all odds here senpai

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Anyone know where to buy the game or download it. Also what version is best? 2007 or 2010?

>some people aren't worth saving

get married as soon as you can

She has ugly boobs and a roast beef sandwich for a pussy.

>impacted by a huge famine
>health 100
How?

>ugly boobs
Your hands feel, they don't see.
>beef sandwich for a pussy
So like every other prostitute

>>you can make it out of the ghetto, but don't smoke weed
more like
>you can take the man out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the man

Whatever, Daud probably would have married her if he got desperate enough.

Her parents love her very much, warts and all

>Its name is Jaja

LUCK build

Don't be born with 1 int.

Watch this chick die rich.

Retard strength fortitude

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Daud Jr. and his wife both have 1 int and he still graduated trade scho

found it on TPB, but still don't know which version is the best.

Imagine putting your dick in that mouth
so soft
hNNNNNNNNG
I'M CUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

2007 seems to be the most popular choice

Alright thanks, user