Hey Cesar, the yay leaving San Fierro, right?

>get all the collectibles
>missed one oyster
>no idea which one

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Is there a single thing more comfy than the San Fierro optional car stealing line of missions?

Driving through the desert while listening to the dadrock station

the heist mission chain in Las Venturas

The PC version is fucked, you have to get a mod to fix it or it looks like complete trash. PS2 one still holds up pretty well. Even GTA III does.

Is there a mod that adds some decent shading? I'm not asking for anything fancy, but OP's pic looks like fullbright is enabled.

>PS2 one still holds up pretty well
that's a fucking lie and you know it. sure it has some fancy effects (which you can restore on PC btw) but resolution, framerate and especially draw distance are trash

Driving around the first island in gta3 while it's raining and the opera station is playing.

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What mod?
Honestly, that part of storyline which takes place in San-Fierro is incredibly cozy. CJ starts anew, in a new city. My favourite part of the game.

How is SAMP these days?

>You know me, I'm a movie guy. Classic Vinewood.
What movies is he talking about?

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Manos: The Hands of Fate

Dump and Dumper

4 > SA > VC > 3 > 5

only russian and brazilian RP servers are still alive

>4 above anything
No.

Shit driver detected.

>that guy who bothered listening to chat radio after VC
>that guy who watched more than five seconds of TV in IV/V

What about servers with that big ramp that goes over the abandoned airfield?

>want to play grand theft auto
>no motherfucker now you play "the real boats with wheels simulator"

This is you.

GTA IV's boatcars will always be garbage. They're not even remotely realistic, but retards like you will never know because you've never driven a car before.

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BASED AND TORGOPILLED

>doing any of that shit in any game before setting up a checklist

IT AIN'T LEGAL HUNTIN' ALLIGATORS DOWN IN THE SWAMP BOY

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I honestly barely even remember the cars in IV, as soon as I was done with the story I never touched it again. It was just boring.

>dadrock station
which one?

K-DST

Reminder: If anyone tries to argue that certain missions were "always easy" they are full of shit.
The 2007 and 2010 Versions had the default missions, it wasn't until around 2012 (which for some reason updated the PC port and ruined the graphics), that they made the missions easier.

If you get a copy of the original game from 2004 - 2010 you'll see that the missions are harder then the newer versions. This is to compensate for it being ported to newer next gen consoles.

Theres 3 actual versions of GTA SA
2004 - 2007: Has harder missions, and has Hot Coffee

2007 - 2010: Removed hot coffee and overhauled features

2012 - 2016: Made missions easier, and made PC version ugly as sin and ruined some of its features like controls and shit, also removed some of the songs rockstar lost licenses for over time

Still alive and kicking, your best bet for finding active servers are Cops and Robbers, and Stunt servers, which are active and people actually speak english there.

personally i consider Radio X to count

>GTA IV's boatcars will always be garbage.
n00b detected, learn to drive you dumb faggot.

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Physics were always the best thing about 3D GTA games you nignog. People seems to underappreciate on the fact that even back in the PS2 days, the physics are amazing for open world games. None of the GTA clones got it right except maybe for Saints Row games.

I always thought they made the missions easier because they ported it to iOS and Android with the terrible touch screen controls.

The train

Nah, IOS and Android came after the shift to Next Gen consoles, IOS and Android run special versions for themselves, while PC runs the version for Xbox One and PS4

>tfw unironically used to steal the san fierro passenger trains and pretend like I was the conductor, stopping at stations, yelling "ALL ABOARD" and driving to the next one on time
>tfw i'd constantly challenge myself to get to the next station in less time I did previously
>tfw you derail the train into a crowd of people waiting on the platform on accident, and you kill 10

SA is great for roleplaying 2bh

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PS2 physics were amazing, but the physics in the newer games are too restrictive

I don't know how they managed to make V's driving so awful. It's somehow less realistic than the PS2 GTAs.

Fucking this. Rockstar games were fun because crazy shit happened while you were actually playing the game. I've beaten GTA SA four times and every time I see a thread of it in Yea Forums I think of reinstalling it but I have zero desire to play GTA V after finishing the main story once.

>steal the san fierro passenger trains
Not possible

>he dosent know

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It didn't "age" terribly, San Andreas looked like shit even by 2004 standards.

I doubt he meant the tram since there are no platforms for it

>plays gta sa for the first time
>it's fucking good as fuck
>plays gta iv for the first time
>good but isn't as good as sa but 4 has some stronger elements then SA which makes up the game
>plays GTA V
>Fun at the start gets introduced to travor
>game becomes a joke
>johnny from makes an appearance
>johnny a hardcore druggie guy
>travor kills him the most pathetic way possible
>story gets worse afterwards
>lol black guy kill the psychopath or the rich hollywood guy for us so you would live
>disappointment
>play gtao at launch but doesn't work
>plays gtao after week it works and it's enjoyable
>buy game from steam after year's and transfer my x360 character
>game gets gradually worse over time with shit like hover bikes nukes and hover jets and flying cars with rpgs

>fucking good as fuck
Go back to redit

Did they make the game easier? I remember really struggling with the train mission back on the PS2 15 years ago, but this time around on PC I beat it on my first try easily.

the only thing they changed when porting the game to PC was lowering the points required to pass the dancing and car bouncing missions

all you have to do is follow the damn train, CJ. And dont hug the side of the train while you're at it.

>draw distance
is that a bad thing? it gives the illusion of the game being bigger than it actually is

What happened to Wojak's face?

Nah you got gud. I remember having trouble with it when it was new, and then having none of it in subsequent playthroughs, in the same system (Xbox). All you needed to do was literally follow the damn train, but with enough distance so Smoke don't fail.

all me

>PS2 one still holds up pretty well.
Only if you like that disgusting orange vaseline filter.

>not finding all collectibles naturally without maps/walkthroughs/cheats
what are you, some kind of casual?

>tfw remember struggling like crazy with the mission where you have to fly across the map at a low altitude for the longest time back in the day
>it legit took me months to realize that it's infinitely easier to fly over the sea for the most part
The draw distance did not help but damn do I always feel stupid. I actually did finish the mission the hard way, though.

The graphics have charm and soul unlike the HD games, Pair it with the map size and no loading times for a PS2 game

You already know this, But playing at 60fps breaks the game, Vehicles have no inertia, You swim slow as fuck, You can die by climbing objects, As nice as it is the game was built for 30fps, Usually getting 22fps on PS2

You can easily fix that, pussy
youtube.com/watch?v=BIDDTqO44OE

>Caring about the graphics of a 15 year old ps2 game
Way to show your age, Maybe movies might be more your thing

looks like garbage m8

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What's you're favorite GTA, IV or V?

GTA SA

PETSOVERNIGHT.COM

>boot up samp for the first time in 10 years
>all these spanish, russian and brazilian servers
Why are monkeys so obsessed with SAMP?

It's all dadrock now, buddy.
All of it.

GTA III

why'd they make kendl rochelle

lads.

Because they're poor and outdated hardware doesn't allow them to play anything else

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2 different reply's, But good choices