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>each character has all of their weapons, abilities, powers and skills from all of their respective games

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Kirby will protect me

Kirby’s got me covered

Probably sephiroth. If shit gets tough he will just destroy the entire solar system

Going to go with the immortal being with canonically unlimited power

Sonic

Sonic has destroyed omnipotent/multiversal beasts.

Agreed, Asura destroys everyone here

Dante or Kirby probably, but who the hell would pick Steve though?

Sonic, He dabs on gods and interdimensional beings on a day to day basis.

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Objective choice tier chart here

>Only actual valid choice tier
Kirby
Asura

>Will put up a good fight but would lose tier
Dante
Sonic

>Outclassed tier
Kratos
Sepiroth
Link

>why are you even here
Steve

Reminder that Asura tanked literal fucking supernovas and blue giant stars being thrown at him

>throw him into the void
>dies and has to find his way back to where he fell
lol

>still takes damage by random waddle dees and shit

You're forgetting he had Super Classic Sonic helping him as well

Dante.
Even if he doesn't win, I get to hang out with Dante for a few moments.

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No one is Kirby tier user. Not even Kirby is Kirby tier. Kirby killed himself so hard he went back in time to be reborn as himself so he could kill himself again.

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Fucking based

waddle dees are also on kirby's level, did you not even play return to dreamland and beyond

waddle dees helped take down void termina, and bandanna helped to take down magolor, void termina and void

>gets eaten by Kirby

Do not talk shit about Waddle Dees.

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Reminder that there are different power levels for different Sonics, brehs. From low to high:
>Boom Sonic
>Classic Sonic
>Modern Sonic in earlier games otherwise Adventure Sonic
>Modern Sonic in newer games
Not sure where the comic falls. Don't read it.

You can make this argument to literally every character on here

Fucking this. I know Asura and Kirby are the winning options but how could I choose against Dante?

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>le takes damage from apples
>ignores Kirby's high end feats like tanking a black hole

Did you forget that Kirby is canonically like 5cm tall

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Size matters not.

>Kirby's size is relative to his strength

no

>Kirby can inhale bosses
Nice to know the autists who spam the "le Kirby strongest in le multiverse XD" haven't actually played any games.

How would Steve being invincible possibly protect you? Even if they couldn’t get rid of him it’s not like anyone else would be all that bothered by him, he’s get ignored and you’d be dead.

>/kill Dante
>/kill Kirby
>/kill Sonic
>/kill Asura
>/kill Kratos
>/kill Link
>/kill Sephiroth
GG m8

Dante is the only choice when you think about it. He would share his Pizza and Ice Cream with Kirby and get Kirby to kill every one else while he took a fap to catgirl porn.

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Asura, no doubt

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guess samus is just 1'4'' then

not to mention kirby's taken on void termina, a being that is roughly 14 feet tall scaling from kirby anyway

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Void is Kirby though.

>*sips smoothie*
Is there anyone who could possibly defeat Benjamin Kirby Tennyson?

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>starts typing
>speedblitzed instantly by Sonic
>Kirby takes out literally everyone else with Hypernova

Kirby.

i meant the humanoid form. kirby's taken on beings way larger than any of the other 7 there, even if we use the 8 inch size

>OP asks who is the strongest
>Brainlets use game mechanics to justify strength

>Kirby takes on beings way larger than any of the other 7 there
Lol

He can't eat any of the other characters because he's too small.
He did it by going inside it, his copy ability didn't do jack shit to that boss in either outside or inside, so any of the other characters would easily be able to defeat kirby. Even if you factor in him having HyperNova he can't actually inhale any of the other characters
nintendo.co.jp/nom/0003/miryoku/index.html
>20cm
A bit more than 5cm but this is CANON, that pic is not canon when comparing to actual metroid lore.

Anyone who actually picks Kirby is a complete and utter fucking retard.

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>He can't eat any of the other characters because he's too small.
Yes he can; Hypernova.

Who gets bodied instantly?
I think Kratos, Sonic, Link, Sephiroth lose very quickly

Did you even fucking play triple deluxe you autistic monkey, I literally already said in the post you replied to that even Hypernova can't inhale that much larger people, again even with hypernova he wouldn't be able to inhale anyone of the roster in OP, at best he would just pull them towards him to make him die that much faster.

Obviously fucking kirby, he has ended elder gods because they made him drop his sandwich on the floor.

void termina's humanoid or winged forms are literally 14 feet.
kirby would still have the star allies sparkler though, which we know he can pilot by himself due to the ultimate choice. alternatively, he could just world of light his way outta there with the warp star.
>can't inhale any other characters with hypernova
>inhales sectonia's energy beam, giant eels, minibosses, trees way larger than himself, a tank, etc

If they have everything then Super Sonic could solo everyone there

>14 feet
Woah...amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=ZC1SNtkU9m0

Hey guys I reaaally fucking love Kirby and yeah he's extraordinarily powerful and taken on entities such as Zero, Star Dream and even Void Termina, but when you compare his feats to the likes of Asura it really seems just absurd that he'd be able to keep up. I'm not even a fan of Asura but even a planet-sized wish-granting super computer or destroyer of worlds that may or may not be an incarnation of Kirby/Zero isn't much compared to a creator deity like the final boss of Asura (don't remember his name). Against any of the others, maybe.

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>Kirby can't inhale bosses
What did he mean by this

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All of which aren't that large compared to normal people that he would be fighting according to the OP.
Maybe if he fought midgets he would win, and that would mean the midgets wouldn't even fucking fight back at all, so the only target he could win against would be midgets that are handcuffed and drugged out to be asleep since they can't fight back at all.

>size is relative to strength
no
>"b-b-but this one game mechanic"
Brainlet, if the game was designed in a way that Kirby could inhale bosses, the game would be 1000x easier than it already was. The same goes for everybody else in this list.
>"hurr Sonic isn't even supersonic speed because I can still see him while he's running"

cool
asura sure ain't that big tho

Retcon’d

Why is Steve on here?

>Asura sure ain't that big
That's the point you retarded imbecile? He's fighting a guy 1000000x his size and still coming out on top.

Steve can carry infinite weight(survival mind you) and in creative is immortal and can fly and summon creatures.

Game Sonic has a tougher time taking everyone out but Archie Sonic curbstomps

this, should have been maxwell instead since he can atleast place down blackholes.

steve can just set me to creative mode, box everybody in with bedrock (unbreakable without creative) and make me a bed so i can set my spawnpoint and never actually die

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>Doesn't swallow it whole or copy its powers
Thanks for proving my point for me man :)

show me one instance of asura escaping a dimension and going into a different one

because that's how kirby's stomach works. it's a literal pocket dimension, and miracle fruits turn it into a veritable black hole.

Asura would kick the shit out of him tho

Is it Archie Sonic or regular Sonic?
If the former, him.

>The creative mode meme
Yep, CJ will just give me Godmode and infinite ammo real quick

Do not fuck with Kirby, no one should fuck with Kirby, only dumb-dumbs do not fear Kirby, gods fear Kirby, dark gods fear Kirby, 40k fags fear Kirby.
That diminute ball of happiness and joy is like a nuclear plant, everything is clean energy and fun until something goes wrong and he goes nuclear on the poor souls that decided to ruin his day.

Figthing demons, abominations and gods? Apocalypse happening? Aliens trying to get an old wish-granting being to become the ultimate warrior? That's kirby's friday night after eating some cake he recovered from the last eldritch being that tried to fuck with him last monday.

Do not fuck with Kirby.

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None of those characters could do jack shit to Kirby. Fuck Kirby would just eat Kratos's son and watch him cry.

This is one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever read on this board.

Show me the case of Kirby being able to INHALE enemies that are literally 20 times his size.
Even with supernova he fucking can't, all he would do is sit there like a complete fucking idiot while literally anyone on the OP roster, EVEN FUCKING STEVE could kill him EASILY.
Kirby couldn't even fucking swallow my dick, he's fucking pathetic and could maybe defeat like a dog at PEAK PERFORMANCE and OPTIMAL conditions.
Even that shitty bitch crybaby son could EASILY beat kirby.

Sonic drowns easily, insta dies from being crushed, and gets 2 shot by everything.

Steve gets oneshot by a creeper

None of those other characters can alter the world metaphysically with commands. Even still you can't refute the bedrock/bed respawn strat. Nice try though.

>Game mechanics
>Canon
Ah yes, i will bank on the Dragonborn to give himself godmode and type in "killall"

Well, there is this.
youtube.com/watch?v=OmzaOpZLl3g at 12:07
and youtube.com/watch?v=HfEm9_ie_bQ at 10:34

Have you even played Asuras Wrath?

knockoff doomguy since the real one isn't available

It's very clear you haven't played Asura's Wrath. Here's him breaking into a pocket dimension
youtu.be/GC76s9Xpnbs?t=725

Is Steve in creative mode? If so... I choose him

Are you sure you're not talking about Mario?

Reminder to Kirbyfags
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>eel that can't be taller than 50cm
Again, best case scenario he could beat a fucking dog. No way in hell is he beating even the weakest character on the roster Steve.

It's a direct feature of the game to be able to play in creative mode, making it one of Steve's powers.

Kirby can't be 20cm because of Adeleine, a human child.

I don't care if we win or lose. I got to hang out with you, and that's all the matters to me.

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You clearly haven't played Squeak Squad. In the time Asura is in there, Kirby could either take his abilities before he gets out considering he'd probably be pretty fuckin confused, or just mix him with a different ability and he'd be erased forever and Kirby'd probably just get like, Wheel, using the Copy Palette.

Also, black hole feat?

Has Kirby ever fought a monster even close to as strong as this thing?

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I didnt even realize sonic was there. Kirby is borderline stronger than donic but super sonics feats beat out kirbys

Donte for a serious answer, Steve for funnies. Kirby is the autist answer.

How do you know Adeleine isn’t 20cm too?

>Archie Sonic
We're using game feats, not comic feats

>the official nintendo website literally states he is 20cm
>HURR BUT SOMEONE ELSE IN THE GAME IS THE SAME SIZE AS THAT SO THAT CAN'T BE!
Holy shit Kirby fags are fucking retarded.

>Kirby can copy boss abilities
I don't think so. Also here's Asura resisting a black hole much more easily than Kirby does
youtu.be/GC76s9Xpnbs?t=1510

Steve he can build me a house

If minecraft man is in creative mode cant he just encase me in bedrock?

>b-b-b-b-but kirby c-c-can suck a bee and a tree slightly towards him!

>humans being 8 cm and still alive
Also, assuming you're the same guy who wrote you'd be contradicting yourself

Sonic would choke on a dick against Kratos and Asura. Don't overestimate his powers.

>Brainlet still thinks Steve is some invincible demi god and that choosing gamemodes is canon
So if i pick Dante he oneshots anyone because he picks Heaven or Hell difficulty

>I don't think so.
>Master Hand gives Kirby the Smash ability

Also if you'd played Super Star you'd know Kirby can just waddle away from a black hole and outrun it.

Why would anyone pick Sephiroth?
He cares about no one except his mom.

And if it's pre-possession Sephiroth, he wasn't that OP.

I'm picking Sonic because he's cool and shit.

Bumping this because it seems people exaggerate Kirby's power a lot. Sure he's beaten a lot of eldritch and powerful entities, but so have the other characters on this list. Except um... Steve.

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Why in the fuck does the Kirby universe need to have realistic humans in it? If Nintendo says Kirby is 20 cm tall then you can't go "HURRR BUT THERE ARE HUMANS IN THAT ARE THE SAMME SIZE AS KIRBY SO KIRBY IS TOTALLY REALISTIC HUMAN SIZE WAAAAAAAHHHH

>Mini boss
>Needs to move away from a black hole to resist getting sucked in
We're done here.

Lmfao. Kirby auto wins. I pick Kirby. He’s obviously the best. Fucking idiot image. Kirby. That’s what I pick. Kirby wins

>Touches an enemy
>die

sure is powerful

It depends, Sonic with or without the Chaos Emeralds? Otherwise Steve. He can teleport to the Nether and come back with some dummy good loot.

Nah

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Sonic will protect me from the only real threat, Kirby. I will shoot the rest of them with my second amendment rights.

>kirby retards are still trying to refute canon official by nintendo facts about Kirby

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Why do you keep saying "canon" like a retard? The OP says weapons, abilities, powers, and skills, one of Minecraft's main functions is going into creative mode to fly, be unkillable, and build endlessly, there isn't any "canon" involved, if you even know what that word means.

>Choose wisely
Give me wisely.

You can make the same argument for anyone else on the list except Sephiroth I guess because of gameplay.

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What time does it happen

Kirby is canonically is big as he wants.

We're also neglecting the fact that Kirby can just hax out a win with Friend Hearts, which I'm fairly sure none of the more powerful characters here could withstand, Asura included.

>Inhales
>Destroys the universe
Hmm...

25:26
Well if we're going that route then Steve can just console command kill everyone.

> there isn't any "canon" involved,
It is you fucking retard because the devs never intended steve to be some kind of invincible demi god and that Creative mode is the definitive version of him. Doesn't matter anyways since Dante oneshots Steve on Heaven or Hell difficulty

Did you even play the fucking game? Those just do a TINY amount of fucking damage to the actual bosses of the game
It's obvious that NO kirbyretard even fucking plays the kirby games at all holy shit, no shit you guys don't actually know anything about kirby.

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On, the only solution is Kirby becaue he has the warp star.

Sephiroth would die to Asura
Dante would die to Asura
Link would die to Asura
Kratos would die to Asura, Dante and Link
Sonic would die to all of the above
Steve is fucking Steve. The fuck is Steve going to to do to help you?

Kirby would die to Asura but he's fast enough to warp you the fuck out of there

As for picking Asura, you fucking die for choosing Asura. It isn't even safe to be next to that guy.

Again, Steve would get speedblitzed before getting a chance to open the console. Besides, Friend Hearts are canon, unlike cheats in Minecraft.

Have you literally not played any other game?
Besides sonic, the enemies need to attack you for ou to recieve damage.

I guess steve is the only one with a truly omnipotent/immortal mode.

>he can only use that power in scripted sequences

Asura and sonic are both faster than warp star kirby
>b-b-but non canon crossover where he is not canon size!

By that logic, would't Kirby get speedblitzed before using the Friend Hearts?

Sonic is only as fast as the speed of sound. Unless he starts off in his stronger transformation he's toast.

They completely take over a character's mind and they instantly become a friend to Kirby including bosses such as Whispy Woods, Pon and Con, Meta Knight and Dedede, at which point Kirby can end their lives or inhale them in a matter of seconds. Fucking hell you're an idiot.

>still has no fucking idea how friend hearts works
How about you try playing the fucking game before you start shitting out of your ass things that aren't true?

Who said he has the chaos emeralds on him though?

Humans (as a race/species), are supposed to be realistic, by definition. Adeleine can't survive by being 20cm long. Prove that Adeleine isn't supposed to represent a realistic human

Among all things in Kirby, its that a little kid is 8” tall is the one you question the legitimacy of?
Pop Star is literally in the shape of a star and nearly everyone can just fly without wings or inflating themselves, but a human (who actually may or may not be human) being too short is illogical?

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You literally have not played a Kirby game in your life you fucking retard. That's exactly how they work. They turn an enemy onto Kirby's side, at which he can do anything he wants to them because they become his 'friend'.

Also, Warp Star.

You do realize Minecraft started out as a solely creative-mode game, right? You don't even know what you're talking about you autistic DMC baby.

because she's the sole survivor of the human race, she's a mutation.

worst thread on Yea Forums

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Kirby can't eat ANY of these guys, he's too small.

not all enemies can be befriended though

Is asuras wrath good? Never played it.

Sonic surely is not. Kirby travels the galaxy on his own. Sonic is just as fast as the speed of sound.

Kirby is faster than anyone there but his power level is only at planet, Asura is a multi star buster. Kirby needs to get you out of there and that's the only you for you to be saved.

So that's why throwing it at any of the games real bosses does a pitiful amount of damage?
Are you seriously trying to tell me I didn't play the game when I know more about the fucking game than you do?

>He thinks i'm a DMCfag
>He thinks Beta versions of Minecraft where almost no content was there is canon
>He unironically thinks cheats are canon
Steve gets oneshot by explosions and dies in lava, end of argument

>Source: dude trust me

Isn't super sonic supposed to be as fast as light?

>weeb
>complete retard
Go figure.

You can keep screaming and crying "canon" like the retarded child you are but it won't change the fact Minecraft Steve btfo's every single character on that list.

It's the best movie game ever made.

>Cheats count

Then put Sonic in debug.

Wow.

I do not think Kirby can protect you from all these guys at the same time (lack the brain capacity to do so)... but you may be sure as hell he is going to avenge you!

I'm not talking about using it for damage you fucking idiot, I'm talking about using it to befriend literally everyone else and then killing them all.

You know, one of the game's main fucking mechanics.

Dante because he'd do it for like 200 dollars and an ice cream cone

I can't believe you're all taking the bait this hard. The fact that user totally ignored the Samus comparison should have told you it was bait.

Do you see any other human in the game? I'm aplying the same logic you are, basedbro

Steve gets BTFO by literally everyone on there, also i accept your concession

Only in the comics.

Kirby, I can just hide in his stomach dimension while he fights

At this point I don't even care. I wanna defend my pink puff till my dying day.

Also good fucking point my dude

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>It isn't even safe to be next to that guy.
>t. Never played Asuras Wrath

Kirby can't fight Asura, no one in that pic can.

The gameplay is saddly a bit shitty, but the game is cool, basically like if anime was a videogame, id recommend you to watch a gameplay, and if you really like it play it
ike it play it

>still no kirbyretard has managed to prove me wrong
>everytime they mention shit that anyone who actually played the games would be able to debunk
Oh yeah because if it can't fucking befriend those fucking bosses then how in the fuck would you imagine it would befriend the opponents at all? You have to be absolutely retarded to think a normal kirby enemy is at the same level as any of the characters in the OP
>Nintendo canonically has stated Kirby is 20CM tall, LITERALLY ON THEIR OFFICIAL FUCKING WEBSITE, THE SAME FUCKING WEBSITE THAT ALSO STATES SAMUS IS 190CM TALL
nintendo.co.jp/n02/dmg/mea/samus/index.html
This has to be just as retarded as thinking taking his height in smash in relation to the other characters is somehow his canon height.

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Not going to lie I love the amount of seething from Kirbyfags whenever people post characters stronger than him.

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Yes I did. Your body would explode if you were near that guy while he punched Dante or Kratos as hard as their durability requires them to be punched to die.

>applying the same logic
Bullshit. The fact that Ado is a human and the fact that there's no evidence to show that she is not a normal human means that we can assume that she is a normal human. You're not saying anything close to that. I can actually back up how tall the average human is and the burden of proof is on you to show that she isn't a normal human. You can't even provide in-game evidence for how Ado is a "mutation". I doubt there's even real life proof of humans decreasing in size because of a "mutation".

Kirby's kills building+ sized monstrosities on the regular, and is canonically a planet buster. I ain't concerned about how tall he is.

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Steve has taken on the Ender dragon if that counts as a powerful entity

You haven't played Star Allies past the first fucking few levels, if at all.

You can befriend Whispy Woods, King Dedede, Meta Knight and Pon & Con.

I ain't seething. I love Kirby but he certainly has limits.

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>Void is Kirby
Man i’ve heard some dumb “Kirby lore” things, but this is just daft

Asura, or sonic

Sonic fucking stomps, is this even a question?

That just means the Waddle Dees are stronger than the others on this list as well.
Remember that a single Waddle Dee can crack a planet with a single punch: youtu.be/HS6NIeNx5F0?t=8
So while Kirby only takes a blip of damage from a Waddle Dee, Kratos would just be turned into a bloody paste upon getting touched by one.

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>Asura is LITERALLY a demigod
>Has LITERALLY died and been to hell and back multiple times
>is LITERALLY thousands of years old
>Has LITERALLY beat the shit out of every God and demigod in the known universe
>LITERALLY punched the Creator of the universe to death

>needed the help of dragons to fight magolor
>needed saving by Dedede after getting caught by Sectonia
>needed to use the Halberd to weaken Star Dream and then be safely dropped off on Popstar by Meta Knight so he wouldn't die in space
Nah m8 he's pretty fucking weak

Says who

I'd say Kirby but then I remembered the Dante force because Dante has never lost anything

Look at all the replies you got for that message. Wow! So many Kirbyfags/Touhoufags upset!

This is why you have no friends.

And Asura can destroy far, far, far, far far far more than that.
Kirby stands NO chance, 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% chance against Asura.
Okay so you can beat ultimate choice completely by only using the friend heart and absolutely nothing else?

Your bait is fuckin'weak.

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Archie Sonic would also die to Asura.

And that's still absolutely nothing compared to what Asura can do, so kirby still loses.

>what is fantasy

>bait
>stuff that actually happened in the games

Kirby can BTFO out of there. He's the only character that can save you.

>literally no arguments

The OP

Steve without armor. Hell, I don't think he would even last long with vanilla armors and weapons alone.

Asura could still destroy him even if he tries to escape, nobody on the list comes close to Asura interms of power at all.

Most Kirbyfags just watched Kirby vs Buu and just try making Kirby out to be the most powerful character, no matter how logical the argument maybe.

>steve builds a basic hut and walls off the entrance
>no other character can place/remove terrain
easy win

Everyone would die just as fast. Asura would just adjust his power to break Dantes royal guard and kill them all at the same time.

>needed help for Magolor
Only MK, DDD, and BWD.
>needed saving by Dedede after getting caught by Sectonia
And proceeded to destroy Sectonia via Hypernova
>needed to use the Halberd to weaken Star Dream and then be safely dropped off on Popstar by Meta Knight so he wouldn't die in space
Kirby put his power into the Robobot Armor and scanned the Halberd. It wasn't the Halberd on it's own. Also, Kirby has survived in space plenty of times.

>blocks can be picked up by endermen
>drill wisp sonic
>steve not being speedblitzed by everyone

Kirby, too easy. Obviously the planet buster character who can copy the powers of all the others is way too OP for this. Put like doomguy or something in his place.

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Still no evidence that Ado is not a normal human.

Either Kirby or Asura.

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Kirby. he has endless potential, can gain the power of one of the guys after me and he's immortal.

Kirby wouldn't even last a second
Still would do absolutely nothing against Asura.

>people choosing kirby
yes, he is strong, but he is also lazy as fuck, he would likely sleep through you getting murdered, or get distracted by food.

there is no need to be upset

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>Minigames are canon
How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man?

Kirby canonically is incapably of dying. When you "lose" in Kirby games, Kirby merely gets board of what he is doing and takes a nap.

>lazy as fuck
>tracked down dedede instantly after getting cake stolen

Steve has access to Creative mode

>twitter Kirbyfags that only know feats from hearsay and literal memes
Fucking embarrassing

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>Only MK, DDD, and BWD.
Magolor was far from the biggest and worst "eldritch abominations" Kirby has supposedly fought, so that's pretty fucking pathetic that he needed friends to help if he's apparently so strong.
>And proceeded to destroy Sectonia via Hypernova
I like how you conveniently glance over the fact that if not for someone else (DDD) saving him, he would have been killed off by Sectonia. He literally only wins because someone came to save the day.
>Kirby put his power into the Robobot Armor and scanned the Halberd.
Which was only possible because of an outside influence (Susie) giving him something to help. Once again, without someone else to help him out, he wouldn't have been able to do jack shit.

Face it, he's weak as fuck and you're overexaggerating everything he's capable of.

>criminals murdering people every second
>kirby has the ability to track them down easily
>does not because people are not as important as cake
maybe if you are a cake he will protect you, but then he will eat you too so you are still gonna die.

Post more cute Meta Knights.

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>Get hit in the head and be knocked unconcious
>Wake up, get hit again and be knocked unconcious again
>”Wow this man is immortal”

Steve regularly obliterates cubes of wood and stone to non-existence with his bare hands and carries around several hundred metric tons of earth, cobblestone, and molten lava without breaking a sweat. He canonically has the ability to teleport, create and remove life from existence, fly, become invincible, and create/destroy portals to new dimensions. Even without creative mode he can create perpetual motion machines capable of pushing over mountains and regularly wears enough armor to nearly entirely negate physical and elemental damage. He could surround me in bedrock or 100000 m^3 of stone and fight the other 7 comfortably until he either kills them or boxes them in and drowns them in a river of endless lava. That or he could send me to the Nether and destroy the portal before the battle even starts.

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m8 like 99% of the blocks in the game cant be picked up by endermen
and the walls can be more than 1 block thick will a little prep time

You keep implying that Kirby lacks the physical ability to triumph over his foes. That couldn't be far from the truth. He can be defeated, he can even be kicked out of the ring, but outright destroying him is what's simply impossible. He WILL come back... when he starts to give a shit.

>Steve goes into creative
>builds a bedrock cube around you both
>nothing can break bedrock
What the hell is the win condition anyway? Survive 24 hours?
Alternatively
>/op user
>/gamemode user creative

Dante would lose to Kirby but otherwise any form of blunt trauma or attack is lolroyalguard

Steve is a human bulldozer. But the Sun is the Sun and Asura was casually punching Suns like nothing in his game.

>You keep implying that Kirby lacks the physical ability to triumph over his foes
Because he does, as has been shown on several occasions in the actual games. If not for his friends, he would have failed at least 2-3 separate times.
>He can be defeated, he can even be kicked out of the ring, but outright destroying him is what's simply impossible. He WILL come back... when he starts to give a shit.
Wooooooow you mean to tell me Hal Lab ISN'T going to kill off their main protagonist? Shocker. Good job missing the fucking point of all my posts, you retard.

I really don't know what you're having trouble with here. Like why are you mad that a pink ball is actually the strongest in a completely objective sense? Are you autistic?

im guessing cheats dont count
steve is still easily the best choice for defense

>builds bedrock house for you

I don’t think normal humans can create life from paint my man

We haven't considered the possibility of there being no winning choice here.

Asura would be overwhelmed and probably would underestimate Kirby until it's too late, Steve wouldn't have enough time to do jack shit, Kirby would probably have the same problem as Asura and the others are fucked nearly instantly.

>of course they can't actually kill him for being the protagonist
I'm trying to tell you that he simply doesn't sustain injury. Tell me how Asura could obliterate Kirby given all the punishment he's taken and shrugged off as little more than mosquito bites

>asura destroys the world
>user dies

>Magolor was far from the biggest and worst "eldritch abominations" Kirby has supposedly fought, so that's pretty fucking pathetic that he needed friends to help if he's apparently so strong.
The fact that Kirby was able to damage Magolor is impressive enough. Thinking otherwise is like saying that a 4 foot manlet doing real damage to buff 7 foot jock isn't impressive at all.
>I like how you conveniently glance over the fact that if not for someone else (DDD) saving him, he would have been killed off by Sectonia. He literally only wins because someone came to save the day.
I never glanced over that at all. I just don't see how that's relevant. Yeah, Sectonia would've killed him, but that only means Kirby and Sectonia are around equal strength. Are we ignoring that Kirby was keeping up with her in her base form and fucking bodied her with Hypernova?
>Which was only possible because of an outside influence (Susie) giving him something to help. Once again, without someone else to help him out, he wouldn't have been able to do jack shit.
Yeah but where did the power for the Robobot Armor come from, brainlet?

All your arguments boil down to: he got help, so he's weak, even though we're ignoring his fight with Marx, Meta Knight (who's stronger than Galacta Knight), who Star Dream said could casually destroy planets.

That isnt a black hole

>replying to yourself

Why is it any less of a black hole than the one Marx makes? It's a big black hole that sucks things in.

It’s a 1v7 not a battle royale, fucking reading comprehension

Show me where Kirby is multi star level. Unless he is, Asura would just punch.

This guy is Chakravartin, creator of the universe and final boss of Asura's Wrath. See those things floating around him? Those are literal galaxies.
In the final battle Asura is more or less as big as them if not even double the size of one of them.

Good luck tanking a galaxy sized punch or galaxy sized laser beam to the face

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I was just a transformation theres nothing about it that insinuates its a black hole.