Real Lives 2007: The Adventures of Daud Part 2

How crazy did that run get?

We're not married yet, let's not open the champagne.

Now hurry up and breed before your neck explodes.

aw yiss

We had it made. It was all falling in to place. And then life hit us like a truck.

>conscience: 24
she's gonna be an allahless slut, mark my words

>implying Daud isn't into that
Why do you think he keeps getting beaten?

give her the dick

Sounds good to Daud

new girl new schedule, 5 slots, do you think we should tone down on the activism? it almost got us killed 3 times.

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Now steal her rupees before she does the same to you

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NEVER

>tried the ganja at 19
>chemistry degree
>literally had it all at 32
>married to qt3.14 white woman
>heavy drug addiction with 37
>OD'd at 38

You were born in the US you're gonna live the good life they say....

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>But it's all femdom.
That's not meant to be a drawback now, is it?

Switch activism for Art

No, fuck the security forces they let us go three times already they ain't going to do shit.

>tone down the word of allah
haram

Allah has provided us tests, to back down is to fail.

Bail on Political shit. Let's go full chad religion build.

ALLAH GAVE ME LIFE AND I MUST FULFILL MY MISSION

There's no future for us, no backing down now.

Also his intelligence was 19
>still got the chemistry degree

It's ok bro I know the police we cool.

>it almost got us killed 3 times.
>if something has to get you killed make it so others around you also get killed

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WEAK GENES
GET FUCKED MONGO

i just realized daud is a fucking neet while his sister is married and a marketing executive. also it's become incredibly clear she's the dominant force in the relationship.

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depressed ubermensch is born

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>She feels the same way!

Must be nice

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WHY THE FUCK HASN'T OUR SISTER SENT US A SALT SHAKER? WE'RE DYING SIS

Daud flunked out of fucking trade school
Not fit for bombmaking

I hate you Zarina!

How is he still a student? Enough of that shit he learned enough it is in the way of killing kafir

>naming your kid after yourself
Don't actually do this it's why every male in my family has the same damn name.

Holy shit she went from a 11 years old prostitute to a marketing executive...Zarina best girl

Fuck Zarina and fuck Zarina

youtu.be/kPz21cDK7dg

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Get a job, asshole

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The only good hero-artist-philosopher is a tragic hero-artist-philosopher.

Well at least his health is above 50 right guys?!

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>gf is cured of OCD
>gf immediately breaks up
Hmmmmmmmmm

why does allah test us so

Daud had a hard life

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Waiting on the security forces again.

Sucking dicks will get you far in life.

He is testing our resolve.

based

Daud makes me feel better about myself.

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daud's life is just an endless cycle of constant pain and suffering. i wasn't expecting this from a pakistan playthrough

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Better her than you.

>starts working at 11
>dates an adult as a 14 years old
>leaves the house at 15
>succesfull career, succesfull husband and a little girl
A real human bean.

PLEASE JUST MOVE DAUD AWAY FROM PAKISTAN THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH

PLEASE

No. Enough with the women. They're all the same.

>I wasn't expecting this from a pakistan playthrough
But this is exactly how life in Pakistan is

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Please let us impregnate you.

A stupid, healthy woman to bear out child

>endurance: 8
>athletic: 6

She's a twig

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At this point we'll take anyone who will tolerate our bloated neck.

God tests you when you have enough strength to overcome that test and become better.
>1,112 rupees
What the fuck? How can you even have that little?

>Athletic: 6
The abs sweat is only memories now.

>Athletic 6
>Endurance 6
Is she in a fucking wheelchair?

duad needs this right now.

>athletic 6

Wew lad, that's gonna be a big bitch

Too real.

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Well at least this one can't run away.

>athletic: 6
>endurance: 8
>strength 40
how

youtu.be/k-T63_DK8hc
fucking christ

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treat yourself with a nice brown street walker

An objective and significant downgrade, but we'll take what we can get here

Daud about to impregnate a fat chick and have his first born son die within a year... you know its coming.

anyone has a download link that doesn't have viruses

That's what never doing cardio does to you.l

NOOOOOOO

can it get any worse for daud?

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everyone around him is so successful, these tests are too much for a mortal man to bear.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Y-you too

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She's made something of herself, unlike her little brother

Not even a paraplegic girl wants Daud.

Should have never broken up with Hanako

It makes you feel like shooting up a school.

Allah is testing him really hard

ah shit here we go again

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Zarina is living the good life

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Leave Pakistan now! Daud can't die a virgin

Daud is the literal definition of a laat

His sister should be nicknamed the fertile crescent because she's birthing a civilization over here. Perhaps it is time for her to birth us a child as well?

Meanwhile my American run is doing well. He's filthy rich and enjoying life

Kill us, you pussies I fucking dare you

Why don't women want to settle down with us? I just don't get it.

Oh wow can you imagine watching your friends and family succeed and Excell while you're stuck there in a rut with no job and no gf

What are you gonna do, execute us?

JUST DO IT ALREADY
LIBERATE US FROM THIS HELL

NO obviously. Daud is ready to die

Look up a picture of severe goiter

H-hah, yeah user. Imagine that.
imagine having friends.

No, Allah will be our true Judge.

He’s dumb and has a gigantic goiter

If we can't spread our seed we can at least try to die for our ideas.

Death would be a sweet release from the hell that is our life.

We're as dumb as a brick and have a growth on our neck. Would you date us?

Zarina can keep her marketing job, we gonna be fucking Nelson Mandela.

Daud, tell us the truth. Did the police come because you were molesting every girl you met on the street?

After being released for the fourth fucking time because of the all bark police department of Pakistan, It's become very clear to Daud that there's nothing here, should we leave? If so where?

strawpoll.me/17871565/r

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>Zarina was the true MC all along

Which are what exactly, Pakistan is a Muslim country so it sounds like we're trying g to undermine that

I was referring to his frequent arrests and dangerous activist lifestyle, but these are also good reasons.

Okay Pakistan is a shitty place for poor Daud...let's move somewhere else. How about an african country or fucking India? hell, maybe Indonesia would be better

JUSTICE OR DEATH! DAUD'S ISLAMIC COMMUNIST REVOLUTION BEGINS N O W

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It's only natural Daud moves to France.

yes, go to loicenceland.

SWEDEN

U
S
A

Go to India

go to jerusalem

GERMAN Y

YES!

The women will feel obligated to let him rape them. He will surely reproduce.

UK

seconding this, because it's the truth

Only if it's to move to Syria or Afghanistan to join the jihad

Go to Sri Lanka. It's time.

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join isis, its your only hope

>27yrs
>inb4 he outlives CJ

Move to Germany nigger

Pakistan is our homeland, we will change it our die trying.

We'll never stand a chance at a white gf so don't go to America or Europe, but perhaps a different kind of brown gf like in a poor South American or African country?

Pakistan has been shitty to us, forget about it

strawpoll.me/17871616
ok i closed my eyes and picked 3 posts at random, 3 countries, 3 minutes, tick tock

NEVER FORGET

Go to Thailand. It's time for ladyboys.

Indonesia

frannnceeeee

Let's go to France, boys!

WE WILL GO THE USA AND FIND A WIFE TO BRING HOME TO PAKISTAN

Germany will actually let us in!

YES
WE ASIAN RAPE GANG

seriously i wanna play this but the magnet link that was posted in the last couple of threads had viruses

Rule Britania!
Britania rule the waves!

FUCK WE CAN'T MOVE, THERE'S NO ESCAPE
WE CAN ONLY
MOVE OUT
SEEK NEW ROMANCE
FIND A NEW JOB
MAYBE WE CAN LEAVE AFTER WE MOVE OUT AND GET A JOB?

Fuck that we need to join our brethren in arms and liberate the holy land

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Just illegally immigrate. I got out of North Korea to vietnam doing that

Find a job, we need money to fund the jihad

Get a fucking job and some money, immigrating ain't free, even for illegals

Daud has had it rough, let's let him go out with a bang and let only Allah judge his humanity.

You work you lose.

we need a new job, we've been a student for 27 fucking years
we dont even study we got expelled 10 years ago

Why don't we become a NEET terrorist?
It seems to be the only path for us now.

join al-qaeda

How the fuck has he survived so long without a job in the first place?

Get a fucking job lazy neet

>not Taliban
Fucking plebs.

allah

His parents and pity donations on Patreon.

allah is great

He's got a rich sister.

Daud is living the wagie life, but which path will he take?

his parents make 21k rupees a month

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Allah provides with the help of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

Parents make money, though they spend too much every month and they both have goiters so it's just a matter of who dies first

beggar

His parents need him to pass his seed on

Thanks to Ali and Khalida, but they're too poor to buy salt

it is the will of Allah that he survives to followthe footsteps of Muhammad peace be upon him

Garbage or textiles

Foreman.
In a mine, deep down under, where he can think of the grills that left him.

Is "temporary odd jobs" related to terrorism?

temporary odd jobs

Foreman, we get money, then fuck off the country

where is the militant job?

foreman, we need cash money to attract a sweetheart

>Foreman
How the hell can he qualify for that?

The foreman job will earn us respect. Maybe we can cash it in on a woman

temp odd jobs

Foreman obviously, we rake in that dosh and the bitches will come crawling back

Let's take the low-paying ones, you don't reach martyrdom by living a cushy life with a well-paying job.

after 27 years of doing literally nothing but political activism and staying /fit/ daud has finally found a job(s)

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Temporary odd jobs. He'll get someone killed doing anything else.

pick asembler so you can learn how to assemble an AK

>temporary odd jobs
I'll assume this is jihad related

>from doing no jobs to doing multiple
he's moving on up

Aw yeah raking leaves and mowing lawns for old ladies.

4 slots, you know the drill

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Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped turn upside-Daud

Fashion, Religious, Gains, and Political Activism.

mowing sand*

Art, music, volunteering, fashion. It's time for a change.

Religion
Activism
Stay fit

fit, activism

A true mujahideen does:
physical training
religious actvities
reading.study
outdoor activities

let's hope it's lawn mowing for al-qaeda

you know the drill

Religion, Physical training, sports, fashion

Obviously, it's temporary because it eventually ends with Daud blowing himself up

TRAINING
ACTIVISM
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE REST

>Physical training
>Volunteering
>Religious activities
>Social and political activism

We must be ready.

Religion, Activism, Sports.

ISLAM
FITNESS
POLITICS
studying because God damn are we stupid.

Religion, physical training, socializing, and fashion. This will get Daud laid for surr

religious and political

Sports, PT, Religion, Activism

Op can you show us Daud stats?

do fashion + Religion, PT, and Politics. at least try to make the nigga look good.

oh fuck I forgot about goiters

Yes, a scarf might help.

Training
Religion
and Activism
Even after these hard times Daud stays true to allah, however increasingly difficult trials lie on the horizon...

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top kek

You said 4 slots right? what was the fourth one?

shit, he was the only one paying the bills

What a lying fuck, he just masturbated too much.

At least he can't see what a fuck up his son is.

don't ever talk to zarina or my daughter zarina ever again

Fucking kek

Do you think Zarina would mind if we moved in with her?

shit

You can opt out of one to increase the others, hypothetically you could pick only religion and dedicate all your time to it.

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The family is going to have to move in to a cardboard box to be able to afford the bills.

holy shit

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Not too ugly for Daud

Anyone. Please. The goiters will kill us any day now.

>I don't hear any rupees jingling in your pocket, son

ANYTHING

Well it looks like being blind didn't cost him his job, what a trooper.

Yes. All this time we were just waiting for Sara.

go all in for training, the time has come for chad Daud

:)

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IMMEDIATE BABY MAKING

Why does he even bother at this point

PRAISE BE

>tfwgf

Don't celebrate until she pops out a kid.

>Our age is 29
Its literally THE last chance.

Impregnate

dont fuck this up duad...

Fuck bros, we're close but we might need to wait on it, too forward robbed us of ab sweat last time. Do we go for it now?

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PAPA GROWS WEAK
WE MUST PROCREATE

SHE'S THE ONE BROS, I CAN FEEL IT!

Yes, we need a kid

YES WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT

yes, propose duad is desparate!

do it

Father is blind, but he's still working as a salesman? And brings home the most money. Impressive.

We could die at any moment

shes stil a bit young

Break the wizard curse right this moment, inseminate!

If we fuck up now we are probably going to die before we get another chance. Do it.

Activate it.

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>21 years old
>arrested by security forces for anti-government activities
we wuz terrorists n shit?

FUCK, she says it's too early but it's not over yet.

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>okay

Penor in vagoo.

>she knows Daud is desperate
IT'S OVER

DAMN IT WOMAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Oh user if only you knew. We've been arrested 3 times already.

Daud is gonna die alone, isn't he?

She didn't laugh at us. Maybe we should put off jihad for a while and impress her with a real job.

Sis popped out another baby and Dad is double blind.

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Carry my child, woman.

MAKE FUCK NOW, SHE'S GONNA LEAVE US IF WE DON'T

she makes 8x our income bros

Which real lives is this also which one is the best?

yo dawg i heard you like being blind

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS
YAY OR NAY

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ALLAH WHY DO YOU TEST ME SO

>Now I may be blind
>But even I can see how fucking low these prices are!

You're confused. It was a different guy in Brazil getting the beatings last thread

yes

DO IT

IMPREGNATE YOUR SISTER, SHE IS THE MOST FERTILE WOMAN IN PAKISTAN

now he can truly see

DEW IT!

>still doing temporary odd jobs
If she says yes I question her sanity.

I SWEAR IF SHE SAYS "Too early" AGAIN, WE'RE GOING NUCLEAR.

YEEES

The government is beating us every other year too

Do it, Daud is nothing if not persistent.

ASK THE WHORE AGAIN. YOURE BOTH TOO OLD FOR GAMES

What do you mean it's too early, you fucking slut? Do you realize that in this country a goat has more rights than you do, you fucking dishwasher? You have nothing to decide here. You become my portable child producing fleshlight, or you're gonna get blown to khalifate come.

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The best is the one about the Japanese demonspawn that keeps reincarnating and our savior, was it Honda or something else?

BISMILLAH

the pakistan government has violated more women than daud ever will!

"I do."
youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8

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Shes a 28 yo childless woman in Pakiland, its already beyond salvation.

WE DID IT BROS

HOLY SHIT HE MADE IT

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HORY SHIT

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AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO DOUBTED ALLAH

YES
YESS
YEEEESSSSSS

YES FINALLY
NOW SPREAD THE SEED OF ISLAM

babies now!!!!

WE DIDN'T DO IT BEFORE 30, BUT IT ISN'T TOO LATE TO MAKE PAPA PROUD

youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o

REAL HUMAN BEAN

Alright, now let's hope she shits out a baby before she inevitably dumps our sorry ass.

the harem can only grow bigger

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Move out or stay with pops?

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HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT

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if Daud can get a gf so can I
this is it bros

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSS
youtube.com/watch?v=i7fnlJ60RO8

Now move illegally to France, get that gibs and burn down Notre Dame for good

Stay and care for your dad

dude we're so poor allah blesses those who leech off their parents or something.

Pops took care of us for a while. We have to stay and make him feel loved before he dies from double blindness.

GEDOUDOFHEEYA

stay with pops so you can keep doing your odd jobs and not worry about the finances

Papa is dying soon, what shall become of Mama?

>that monthly income + your wifes
You won't make it. Get a better job.

I’m sure blind dad is fine on his own

Ali is going to be okay without Daud, let the old man rest... time to move

yes and buy a fuckin tv already

Let's leech off of him until he's dry.

IF HE CAN DO IT SO CAN I!

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>48 days

He's 70 and twice blind and still makes way more than poor Daud. The household is fucked when he dies

oh my fucking god i accidentally picked move out, well shit. what's out budget gonna look like?

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what the fuck is this game?

subsistence fasting for allah

Daud never had it easy. We can manage with Meager.

Gourmand, might as well go out with a bang

subsistence, Allah will provide for us

I think it's time for permament ramadan

>per person
Fucking hell. Adequate at best. Anything higher and ded.

IT'S ALL OVER NOW SON, YOU FUCKED UP

dad was making cash money as a sales person so maybe she can move up over the years

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how religious was she again?

Adequate for kids

STARVATION

Subsistence diet and good shelter. No charity because we already paid our debt to Allah with 30 years of suffering

All we need is subsistence and a tent

BUY SOME FUCKING SALT

Meager until we find a better job.

fuck we should've stayed

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Dude we ignored that beggar. This has all been punishment for not giving the guy a fucking quarter.

at least this way no one will bother robbing daud again

life is tough for daud

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Jesus, everyone's going blind.

Where is our sister in all of this? Why can't she help the parents?

Sneak up in their house again, they won't notice you if you stay quiet

OP YOU FUCKED UP

youtu.be/CGvrMgUijX0

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>blind leading the blind

I really hope they're gonna be ok...

Do your worst, we've already won

NEVER

Fuck!

FUCK
stay mum

It keeps happening when life is starting to slightly get better this cant be pure coincidence

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Holy fuck you're right. I completly forgot about that. Daud needs to redeem himself by jihad now.

FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

we got a wife now snitch nigga snitch

What is this, the fourth fucking time? No again.

Tell them to ask your parents, they didn't see shit

We act in the will of Allah. We will never give in.

THEY GOT NOTHING ON DAUD

tell them to fuck off, or you'll kill their kids.

>Protest once
>Gubment watch you forever
Daud is suffering

FUCK THE PIGS

>health at 39
M-Maybe we should snitch so we can have kids before it's too late

Ok so we got picked up twice in a row and they let us go again. That's six fucking times. Good news mom is cured, no bad news yet, but here's a stat update. I wonder if this has anything to do with out maxed out conscience

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I understand that this game is a propaganda simulator to try to put into perspective how hard it is to not live in the first world, but surely there has to be a like 0.001% chance for it to start you in the USA as a trustfund baby or something. I don't think it has ever placed me outside of a complete shit poo in loo country.

We used to it now, their scare tactics are busted.

>wanting to inflict our Goiter genes on the next generation

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

TRULY A HOLY MAN OF ALLAH

ok

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ALLAH HAS BLESSED DUAD. DUAD WILL WALK THE HARD ROAD, BUT AT THE END IS THE REWARD OF KINGS.

>health: 38
oh no

We can reach enlightenment yet.

ٱلْـحَـمْـدُ للهِ

>44 happiness
The power of faith.

ALLAHU AKBAR

Alhamdulillah

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MAMA!

It's completely statistical, not even propaganda.
Third-world countries pump out a fuckton more kids. Your average newborn child is either from India, Africa, or China.

p-p-praise allah

Our parents need to stop getting diseases.

Wallah, this is the punishment for your sins.
Atone, sinner!

>con 100
MUHAMMAD'S TRUE DESCENDANT.

youtube.com/watch?v=IWwAUAWN5lQ

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Sure, but is the game even coded to allow you to start in the USA?

>Go blind
>Get cured of blindness
>Now can see again
>Get epilepsy so you die if you look at things

POTTERY

F

CJ's story was that, he came from the ghetto and graduated in chemistry, but he tragically died of blazeit overdose

MORE TESTS FOR YOU DAUD

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F

Was that the one with the kid that was eternally 0 years old, with 0 health, but was still alive?

F

Oh
FUCK
NO

allahu not so akbar

yh like die already, Daud needs the inheritance

F

I'm not fucking crying

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ah she is with allah now. Its okay duad, she was there at your wedding

Well
fuck

KEK

إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعون

>Decided not to give money to charity
Is this Allah's punishment?

RIP

MAY ALLAH GIVE HER THEY HIGHEST PLACE IN JANNAH
AMEN

Our last guy was born in the USA and made it to the american dream before he died in the opioid epidemic.

f
(dont forget the inheritance)

>half-blind mother slips into a seizure
>double-blind father is too blind to help
>has to sit there and listen to his wife die in agony
The power of faith

She was getting old, it was bound to happen one way or the other.

DAUD DONATING IS PART OF ISLAM

Yeah, it's happened in these threads in the past. I've seen fucking Vatican City starts before.

Based.

fuck can we move back in with dad, or do we find a better job?

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brb calling my mum
she keeps wanting to travel but I keep saying no :(

Daud's mom really needed him.

Get a real job ffs

Get a job!

Find a better job, we need to fund our Jihad

Dad's double blind, he needs us.

better job as a foreman
we must provide as our father had before us, praise allah

Better job. It's time.

dad needs you the most right now

Yes, goy get a loan/

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alright what'll it be

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dont forget to give quarters to every beggar you meet on the way

Again, foreman. Sort by pay and work your way down until someone hires Daud

foreman

At least he can't die of epilepsy.

garbage collector

assembler to assemble weapons for al-qaeda

Foreman we will turn our life around

>assembler
This is our calling

George Foreman

Foreman

from doing odd jobs, no chance

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, Daud's about to outlive CJ ;_;

Foreman. You need dat dollars boi

>Influence lost: Kreia

fuck foreman, garbage, and assembler didn't work guys what now?

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Factory worker

Next highest just work your way down

shoemaker

Work in the factory

Just keep trying until it works

shoe cleaner

scavenge of used goods

handicraft worker. we can sell artisanal bombs to hipster terrorists.

we got shoe cleaner, and it's still not enough bros, shit's about to get bad.

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Factory worker

Beggar. What goes around comes around.

eco friendly gas attacks

Yeah. What a fucking ride.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/368898812/

I can't even download it

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fucking christ, new disease, and sis popped out another fucking kid

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yep, Sara's leaving us

I think my character might have a problem...

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>outlived CJ

god news, after a couple years we've been cured and we're back in the positive in terms of income.

bad news... what else?

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Fuck, another mouth to feed but still no heir

OUR SISTER OWES US AN HEIR! TAKE WHAT IS YOURS!

wait, sis had depression?

Allah wouldn't approve.

manually try to make a kid.

ah, the yearly visit

Hey this looks like it will be fu-

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FUCK
youtu.be/14PgWitIbSk

its the intention that counts

We're getting too old for this shit, we'll keep spitting in their faces even on our death bed.

At least we can pass penis inspection

>Have 5 daughters from 2 marriages
>Finally get a son
>He is gay
REEEEEEEEEE

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out fucking skilled

oh no

Could’ve been born without a brain

top fucking kek

nevermind

is this game free anywhere?

IN THE CAN 4 YEARS AND SARA'S PREGNANT
youtu.be/LMLYz2Ue8L0

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That's 6 daughters m8

ADMIT YOUR MISTAKES DAUD

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>duad's final test

ALTERNATIVE TIMELINE DAUD

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How do I play this game?

WHO THE FUCK WAS IT WHO?????

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This is 2007 and I think this is the only one that's cracked so we just don't know if the others are better.

>pregnant at age 37
yikes
keep the autism child

ABORT

Shieeeeet

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>goiter
IT'S SPREADING THROUGH Yea Forums
AAAAAAAAA

Have the child of course, we didn't try so hard to stop now, plys we're lucky we won't have to deal with diapers.

Leave it.

I meant which version of the game is this and which is the best

You can't abort now. We've been trying our whole life to pump out one fucking baby. We couldn't do it for mom but we can still do it for dad.

youtu.be/wDRfKmThZiE
it's a girl

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Duad is gonna come out hating the world
There has got to be a way to become an extremist

You are like little baby.
Check this family out.

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AYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOOYOOOO

are we just here to suffer?

>2x more abortions than live births in Russia
holy shit literal baby holocaust

SEETHa

>Daud is somehow still alive
>CJ was killed by weed
Worst timeline

WE NEED A NEW THREAD

This is 2007. 2010 is too bugged

Seething

Abortion is against your religion, dweeb.

Zarina.

...

FUCK

SEETHa