Real Lives 2007: The Adventures of Daud

We're religion and sports to take back Kashmir & Jammu

may carl live on in daud, provided daud makes it past the age of fucking 12

>physical training
>sports
>religion
He goes to the ISIS training camp after school

This, let Daud show every other pajeet the glory of papa nurgle

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Sports
Physical Training
and Religion are his only thoughts in life. coincidentally his goiter is gone

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Who remembers Gonzalez ?

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allah has blessed him

Prayer works! Praise Allah!

Never fucking mind. also mom and sis found a job

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Allah cured us.

Peace.

>Peace.
daud is blessed

Now we're getting somewhere!

Zarina is a much better sister than Tina already.

>sister is 11 yo prostitute
damn duad...

Well, that was quick

Mom found a job, meanwhile GOITER IS FUCKING DAUD IN THE ASS NON FUCKING STOP

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Dad's not looking good.

Get to the iodine mines bro

When is god going to nerf goiter?

I didn't think Daud would make it, but here we are. Hit the books or hit the infidels?

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is that even possible

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>Health 61
Yeah I don't he's going to reach the 20s

for fucks sake someone get him some iodine

>wasting time on studying when you are doomed to be dumb due to your genes

fuck school, we only need the teachings of the quran

Jesus christ don't they have iodized salt in pakistan?

Daud will survive to old age.

>intelligence 21
this kid's fucking retarded anyway, hit the mounds of dirt colloquially known as the streets

No study
Only Sport and religious veal

LEARN MORE YOU PAKI FUCK

>tfw Daud's parents have already outlived CJ

Make him a chemist so he can make the best IEDs for Allah and the prophet Muhammad praise be his name

Of course he's having difficulty. He's way down the wrong end of the bell curve.

please user, the wound is still fresh

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I swear to fucking god if Daud lasts longer than CJ

Radicalization it is. Meanwhile Zariana is now a fulltime student, and her boyfriend just graduated... from secondary school...

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Fuck school!

Yeah right. He'll be that one guy that blows up his own lab right before the americans do and gets made fun of on the internet.

Damn.

Yeah well CJ didn't have kids to live for.

Bros...

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>health 49
At least the family is in good hands when Daud goes down

>Zarina has a 18+ boyfriend
>Shes 14
>Most likely she met him during her time working odd jobs
>That would make when she was 12 or 13
Brah

that was fuckin Augusto you mong

>health 49
what the fuck, this kid's not even gonna make it to 18
zarina is the actual protag of this family

>just graduated... from secondary school...
That's nothing, be glad he's not at retirement age.

this is not good

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Bilal is the second coming of Muhammed

what a prodigy! I bet he builds clocks all the time

I see Bilal takes after the Prophet (PBUH)

Why are you cropping away the stats every time?

damn bilal pumping that 14 yo pussy. He's gonna marry her i bet.

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Perfectly halal

You're supposed to be the one writing the papers white people plagiarize!

>someone recognizes the Messiah

first bitch? yay or nay?

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>academic probation after being outed as a pedo
sounds about right

Fuck Bilal
I had so much faith in you

>13
Too old

Nay.

Too old.
Too ugly.
Too intelligent.
Nay.

Yes Sue can carry our retarded ass

>ugly but rich
hmmm
yea lets golddig

too smart for duad. She'll try to question him and his religion.

Ugly as sin but we can fuck her with the veil on.

depends on if this game feature harems

>intelligence 89
>musical 86
she will be the brains and you will be the muscle go for it

>health 90
>intelligence 89
>fucking stupid rich
daud doesn't deserve her

>Appearance: 24
Ew.

>Genius but looks like a dog
She's no Linda but you're never going to see int stats like that again.
Go for it

nay, our boi only wants appearance superior to 50

>Intelligence 89
>Wisdom 23
Fuck this bitch, I bet she think she can go outside without a man at her side

She can be gf #13

of course, after all i drew that image

>184,533 Pakistan rupees
That's about 1300 USD for context

>poor
>ugly
>2smart
No

Yea this is Pakistan mate

Osama could only pull his shit because of his family, do it we need resources

her housenetworth is less then 1200€
I'd say bang and hold till we make it and don't need to pay a high dowry

Big if true

Anons, the currency isn't dollar.

How can he even tell?

The average yearly income in Pakistan is $1513 and this game is presumably using 2007 values.

He doesn't have time to deal with his old ass gf, he's got jews to club.

Zarina gets another job and Daud continues his almost unwinnable struggled against goiter

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Well at least she stopped turning tricks.

Fucking hell, Allah stop.

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>health going up
how

are we slowly becoming a neet?

>32% of Pakistan suffers from goiter
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5463024/

They should really make incest an option in this game.

there goes the savings

No worries my friend, he will get plenty of iodine from drinking the blood of kafir

Virgin Daud vs Chad Zarina.

How has Zarina got so much health?

Zarina has 92 of health
Everyone else in the family has 60 or less...
Is our sister a succubus that feeds of the family life force?

MORALITY TIME
i want daud to make it just so i can see what happens to zarina

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She’s been getting vitamin D from her clients since she was 11

Bilal semen

does jizz have a lot of iodine?

BY ALLAH NO
HE IS JEW

Allah is watching us, do it.

She's messing with the iodine.

Nah, fuck that guy.

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No money for beggars. Allah has cursed them to that life.

Islam says give alms to the poor.

Yes

ALLAH CONDEMNS THE WEAK
NO RUPEES FOR YOU

You will get mugged if you do

Give him money inschallah

Zakat niggas, know your 5 pillars of Islam.

Use those 50 rupees to buy a fucking salt shaker to cure your goiter

Allah isn't nietzsche, give him the fucking money

Good news, after avoiding that beggar some girl took a liking to our chad move.

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Do it, we gotta start filling our harem, even if we start at the bottom.

much better. take this one.

Allah shall smile upon your generosity and imbue you with the power to liberate the lands of the filth who defile his name

No, even worse than the previous girl

I think that's as good as they get when it comes to Pakistan

>happiness: 15
tfw no depressed gf

>143 usd net worth
Does this bitch even have a house? Are we talking to a hobo?

82 health at age 12? fuck yeah dude

What are our stats? How do we know what league we're in

>happiness 15
>loved it when we disrespected the beggar
Yea Forumstard detected

Inshallah!

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Only two years younger but she'll have to do. Say hello to Daud's new depressed gf.

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Clearly because she hasn't opened her heart to the teachings of the prophet Muhammad praise be his name. We shall remedy this situation

post feet pics

I was wrong, its actually 70 usd cause its pakistani rupees

She's 12. I didn't have $143 when I was 12.

that's her entire family's net worth

She was the beggar

give it a year, ask to marry

It's her household's net worth, not her pocket money.

>HOUSEHOLD NET
Did your entire family not have $140?

fuck. depressed bitches is needy bitches, so we need to allocate some time to her, time to rethink our schedule. we only got 4 to work with
or all in one

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you know the drill. its all about religion

>74 Athletic
Sports and physical training

Its canon, we swerved on a female beggar and she found it hot as fuck.

Many households have negative net worth due to debt. But if you can take on that much debt you're probably doing better than someone who can't afford debt and only has a hundred bucks to their name.

All in the faith.

Maybe she is her household after her parents died fighting for ISIS. That would explain the sadness.

religious activities

PRAISE

>Entire fucking family dying
CAN WE EAT SOME FUCKIN IODIZED SALT PLEASE?

rip my nigga ;_;

he wasn't a busta

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Sports and religion. Allah will carry us to great victories.

Faith and activism, you know what must be done
ALLAH DEMANDS IT

>religious activities
>political activism
>physical training
P
B
U
H

damn user...saved for future threads.

Physical Training and Religion

Nice

F

I can't cope with this. Why CJ? Why did you toke that one blunt when you were 19?

It's all about sports, staying /fit/, and staying with allah. Bad news, you're dating the chick with the inhaler now.

o7

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God fucking dammit Allah how could you do this to us

man pakis really can't catch a break

F
It's ok she has a boatload of health. That won't keep her down. Wait, why do they have inhalers but not iodized salt?

SCRATCH THAT, WE /HANAKO/ NOW

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Allah continues to test us.

A sad sickly girl and a dumb pious athlete aren't a bad pairing

Not OP but I just wanted to post something that just happened

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>inhalers
They have those in Pakistan?

How the fuck can she afford an inhaler?

It's just like in my American visual novels.

JESUS CHRIST

Finally, Allah does us a solid.

This one is busted, we need a newer model. How depressed is she now?

NINETHOUSAND RUPEES
THAT IS NOTHING DAUD PICKED UP THE TRASH BENEATH HIS FINGERNAILS

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m-moe

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HOLY SHIT
Are there any young girls in Pakistan that aren't at least 10% burn scars?

how in the fuck did you manage that?

unfortunately the game doesn't allow you to check stats on other characters

based Allah

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China

holy shit, dead before even making a fucking choice

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE DAUD

>Filenamethreads.png

>China
Not even close to surprised

Fryface!

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His parents tried to warn him, but their attention waned for just a few seconds and he ran off to use the escalator.

that's nothing, watch this

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I also just started the game, rolled a Pajeet and died at birth

>he doesn't want a depressed moe burn victim paki gf

Well shit, maybe trade school will help us through this troubling time.

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holy BASED

Does trade school teach clock making?

Do it

wow really? that's more than we could have hoped for. do it.

If it's a religious trade school then yes.

do it
daud has the strength but needs the wisdom to apply himself
also please get this man some health insurance
>48 now

>shit himself to fucking death
pottery

one of the options better be religious study

Does this cost money? Or did you get it pirated from somewhere?

>NINETEEN INT
We're getting dumber bros.

>health insurance
*life insurance

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Who needs /int/ when you have /fit/

At least before my chinese girl was murdered they were living decently
My dad wont get a job and my mom died of aids

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Based user

Welp, trade school and a burn victim moe gf can really put a wrench in a guy's schedule. The usual?

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2017 edition costs 20 bucks and i haven't found a crack for it anywhere, is it shit or something

Its just super niche.

It only needs a code for registration, it's in the torrent posted above

China is truly 1st world

When you reach zero int you're too dumb to breathe and you die.

Allah wills it.

yes, prioritize religion of course.

get /fit/ for Allah

is the 2007 version better than the 2010 version? Is the 2017 version better than both?

Yeah the usual.
I'm honestly surprised that Daud is still kicking

religion and social/political activisim

>China
Escalator or speeding vehicle?

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Needs more activism. Take up the sword and follow the footsteps of the prophet Muhammad peace be upon him

Daud only browses /fit/, Yea Forums, and /pol/. Unsurprisingly Daud is having trouble in school? Hit the books even harder?

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>277k rupees
Noice

Daud in 10 years

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Exploitable. Material should be plenty in the thread.

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trade studies might actually be important, do it
if the gf cries about it, fuck it, who needs her

2007 version is just the classic that Yea Forums's been posting with for years. The newer versions are more robust and have fancier gui's and features tho.

The jewish curriculum is poisoning his mind. It's time to turn to alternative sources of information.

Nah it'll distract from /fit/

I remembered 2010 being buggier than 2007 and easier to break

> 19 int

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yeah, it was sort of a memory hog at the time too surprisingly enough.

Fuck school.

Fuck the books, too many fat hate threads to miss out on. Daud is put on probation but he's not expelled yet, meanwhile Zarina moved out. At 15.

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2007 is the best version

A second chance to right our wrongs... Is Allah telling us something?

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>has decided
yea sure

Well. Bye.

I've heard 2017 is even buggier but that was a year or two ago. I will look into it. Might be fun to have a thread with it considering it is updated and probably has a shit ton more things you can do with a character.

She's 18, she should already be married and nursing a child

zarina continues to be the actual protagonist of this family, moving out on her own and working on her career at fucking 15

how can daud compete?

>Daud
>15
>Not making any money

>Zarina
>8
>Bringing home those sweet red and blue rupees

God speed Zarina

Maybe we should have a backup plan in case we can't pass the terrorist entry test?

>Zarina moved out. At 15.
she's 18 user. you're 15

Roshan has fallen to the Dire

No the Arabic version of Satan is just tempting us.

The only thing Allah is telling you is to take the holy land from the kafir

Do not fall for the wickedness of the world user.

Knowledge is haram

>49 health
we're gonna make it bros

Fuck, Zarina is 18. Double fuck, we flunked out. Triple fuck, Daud has 18 INT.

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move to iceland

>he keeps getting dumber
>expelled for being a retard
>FROM A TRADE SCHOOL
this fuckwit is gonna end up a sexless NEET isn't he

Quadruple fuck, Roshan didn't like the Freddy Krueger joke during lunch. wat do?

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Have 35 kids with your burn victim gf

Welp. I hear the Taliban is always open for people giving their life for the cause

Dumb like a rock, but loyal to Allah. We're raising a perfect terrorist.

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Allah will give him his 72 virgins in heaven, he needs not earthly puss

>CJ gets a chemistry degree with 19 int
>Daud fucks up trade skool with 18 int

Well, you can always still work in telephonic tech support :^)

my brother allah has only confirmed its time to spread peace.

Lift more. Gains before grades.

>Freddy Krueger joke

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She dares question a male?
She needs to be flogged.
Dump her.

no marry her.

reminder that CJ got a chem degree with 19 int

daud will never live up to CJ

Drop her like she's hot.

I think you need to start using traditional paki domestic violence

Daud is destined to something greater.

Keep her. But start hitting her.

>her happiness went down 2 points since she started dating
She's going to fucking kill herself guys.

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Remember this?

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We'll see her again one day as one of our 72 virgins.

>dated a 14 year old
>she turns 18
>gets a degree in education
Bilal has only one focus in life.

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Not our problem anymore.

>She's going to fucking kill herself guys.
yes. and?

If the taliban doesn't have a salt shaker we're fucked.

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yes, it was absolutely kino, was there any follow-up?

His neck must be the size of a fuckin grapefruit.

I know what you guys are thinking... but remember CJ.

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HEALTH GOING UP BROS

I don't think so. Anything after the end would just fall short anyway.

smoking is for fags

No, it's haram

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Absolutely haram.

Do cigarettes have iodine in them? If so, light em up.

Smoking isn't enough, take it when the hard stuff turns up.
CJ couldn't take it, Daud will own it.

No way fag.

And don't even think of smoking ganja

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>Do not kill yourselves for God Almighty is most merciful to you (en-Nisaa' 4/29)

>he's going to be a teacher and accrue dozens more cunny wives, leaving zarina in the dust
can we play balil? holy shit

He 17 with goiter and your health is at 42. The last thing he needs to do is start smoking.

A real radical muslim wouldn't smoke.

Cigarettes would fuck up Daud's barbell fly reps, at the gym Daud runs into another bitch.

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where the fuck do you even get this game

>smoking and drinking when allah is watching and walking with us
no my brother absolutely not.

Moderately depressed and 7/10? Perfect.

>Happiness 27
>Appearance 67
>Athletic 55
What a catch

Get her.

There is a magnet link in this very thread. You can figure out the rest from there.

By Allah, why are we so into poor bitches? But sure, go for her.

I swear to Allah if you don't build a harem before Daud turns 18 I will shoot myself right here

Too old.

yup she's a keeper.

>34 dollar net worth
Wtf how is she poorer then our last wife?

No shit she said yes, Daud is 17 and has killer physical stats, hopefully paki girl Abs sweat has iodine in it.

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So what'll it be user, the usual
Sports
Physical Training
Religious Activities
and Social & Political Activism?

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>paki girl Abs sweat
fuck i never thought i'd envy daud this much

Anyone have a link for the game?

was getting worried for duad hes too old not to have a wife.

scroll up

scroll left

The usual bro

>Having to do 45 Captchas to post

R.I.P Carl I'll never 4get

what do you think?

>42 health
GET THIS MAN SOME FUCKING SALT JESUS CHRIST.

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Double down on activism. You are almost of age, and that age is to serve the will of Allah and smite the haram preaching western pigs

TURNS OUT THAT ABS SWEAT WAS MORE INTOXICATING THAN WE THOUGHT

FUCK

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Absolutely.

DO IT BEFORE WE DIE OF GOITER

yes, we must procreate before death

Might as well, we'll probably die before our 30s at this rate might as well hit it

>expelled from trade school
You must be like inbred

yes, its time to fill the world with more muslims.

Pass on our seed before we fucking die.

Another one for the harem

aw fuck i shouldn't have mentioned the abs sweat during the proposal.

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holy muhammad, he's about to be more of a thyroid than a human
allah demands it

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He's Paki, that's a given.

We're so fucking stupid that a depressed ugly girl with burns on 40% of her body decided that she can do better.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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You're tearing me apart, Rezeya!

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LGTSS
>DUAD

Let it all burn.

Acid attack that cunt.

Allah has betrayed us

>18 Int
Is he even capable of thought?

JUST

immediately after rejection we meet another girl, daud knows he doesn't have much longer

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Not according to Rezeya

what movie is this meem from?

>I want to drink your abs sweat non-stop until ramadan
>Why did she leave me? I don't understand.

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Look like it's about that time to strap a bomb to our chest can't think of a better way to go out before the goiter gets him

To be fair I wouldn't want to marry the guy with a neck thicker than his shoulders and a case of down syndrome.

How can she slap? HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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blade runner 2049

Sure, I'll take whatever at this point.

>health: 99

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She'll do, no time to waste.

She's relatively pretty and is pretty dumn, so sure

>99 Health
Maybe she can cure him

at this point take anything you can get, duad is fucking ancient in paki land, people will think he's gay

>1 more point of attractiveness
I hated the last one's fingernails.

too real, man

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>health 99
Quick. Absorb her vital essence

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I haven't browsed one of these threads for years. Didn't that one have around 3 to 4 threads attached to it? That was a hell of a ride. I'd love to reread it

Her sweat may be enough to cure our ailment

I'm piggy backing off this thread again. My male from Peru managed to enter the united states around age 26 with his wife and we had a child but my wife abused me so I left her and didn't get to keep my kid. I spend most of my life as a police officer until I was too old then I left for florida and got got a job with electronics until i was like 70 then i just quit my job and coasted on the money I had saved in a simple house until i died at the old age of 90. I out lived the rest of my family in peru by the looks of it too

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>appearance 68
>athletic 71
Upgraded ab sweat.

by allah... rev up those K pics

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Sounds like a half decent life

Oh wow someone died at an old age for once. Congratulations, you lived the dream.

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TIME FOR JIHAD

FUCK WHY DID WE NOTE PURSUE RANA
SHE WAS SO PURE

Blowing ourselves up is looking more appealing by the second.

>dream of building your own haram
>be rejected by every single girl because of your goiter
>I wish suicide wasn't forbidden by quran

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HOW DARE SHE

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Damnit, we must find a recipient for our seed and fast.

Unironically time to go kill Indians.

damn lived the american dream, even the divorce.

duad is becoming a fucking incel.

Get an australian proxy and spend the next month spamming Yea Forums with threads about how terrible women are.

good fucking lord allah is giving daud the business, this could be the end

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it's time

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Damn.

this nigga's fucked

>100 conscience
A true paragon of humanity

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Shit just got serious, remember guys, this is Pakistan, this choice could be the end.

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he was a trouble maker soldier for a good portion of his early life. saw some shit and turned to the lord and helping his community for the rest of his life after entering America.

EVERYTHING I'VE DONE I'VE DONE FOR ALLAH

I bet it was one of those many whores that reported us to the police. And poisoned our mama.

SNITCH
WE NEED TO PASS THE SEED

The only thing to confess is...Daub love to Allah

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strawpoll.me/17871166

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Doesn't look like 2017 is anywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=WxRdLzCeglo

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Yeah denounce that shit, they got it all fucked up, those were clocks not bombs.

DON'T CAVE INTO THE PIGS

Our what now
Either way, go out like a martyr and we'll get all the puss our goiter denied us.

DENOUNCE IT
It's the only way into the sekret Jihad club

Allah really fucking hates us huh, looks like the only virgins going to heaven are us

FUCK THE PIGS
PRAISE ALLAH
THIS LIFE IS MISERABLE ANYWAY

Sorry user I'm a retard and I can't read

Suicide by cop is technically ok with allah.

Fuck the pigs, only Allah.

You must ask yourself: WWAHD?
>What
>Would
>Abu
>Hajaar
>Do

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youtu.be/c5fts7bj-so

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CHAD AS FUCK

praise Allah

We dindu nuffin
We good jihadis

ALL IN ON ALLAH, BAYBAY!

Yeah!

at least daud is good at something

based Pakistan

After telling the police to fuck off you meet a new girl.

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Now let's make them regret that decision

POLICE FEAR DAUD

Daud's shredded physique combined with his prominent goiter neck scared the guards so badly that they released him

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>appearance 70
go for it

>health:100

another one for the harem

>cute
>not much smarter than Daud
>100 HEALTH
Siphon her energy

We're going to die of neck lumps pump a baby into her fast

Daud only goes for muscle girls

ONE-HUNDRED HEALTH

go for it daud

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Wow Pakistan definitely has a lot more lookers than CJ's neighborhood

Go for it

>born in japan
>get good job
>husband has good job
>living above average in all categories in one of the wealthiest countries in the world
>daughter still gets goiter

HOW?

>100 Health
GO FOR IT

7/10 dumb wife
yeah lets do it

Bad genes

I guess things haven't changed that much...
youtu.be/ri5F633xSsY

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where do I play this

Y-You were too good for her anyway....

Do I beat the BR?

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FUCKING
J U S T

He probably can’t hold an actual conversation

Daud had a hard life....

BY THE WILL OF ALLAH I WILL STRIKE YOU WITH MY SHOE

way out of your league bro

Retaliate violently

FUCK YOU OLD MAN

Hue the shit out of him in proper BR fashion

Kill him

Leave home, I'm sure a 12 year old BR can find better pastures

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Oh god oh fuck not again
strawpoll.me/17871246

Feed him the knuckle sandwich supreme

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beat him back

Even in America you get goiter

g-gg no re

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We're literally a peak athletic specimen, ice that old cuck

It worked before it'll work again.

FUCKING CONFESS DUDE

Daud is a retarded punk with no job and a huge neck growth
Would YOU date him

Never give up. We'll never admit anything, pigs.

INCEL POLICE

FUCK THE PIGS MY MISSION IS A DIVINE ONE

DONT SELL OUT

lmao get rekd fag

Why so much suffering for Daud?

don't break

He’s what we call a Laat in Iran

Git gud

allah walks with us

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HOLY SHIT GUYS. I GOT A LEGIT US BIRTH

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Fuck it, our life is miserable anyway. What are they gonna do?

damn allah is definitely playing favorites

praise be

DAMN YOU OLD MAN

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holy fucking shit

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And you’re hispanic

fucking hell get it together hue

They can sense the will of allah driving our every action.

>Miguel
Contributing to the 52% meme, I see.

Daud obviously isnt pumping enough, we gotta increase our /fit/

NEVER

At this point I question why they just don't shoot you.

>asked to denounce your human rights
what the fuck
fuck the paki pigs

DAUD DOESN'T CAVE IN
Well you can't win it all

duad may not have his reward in this life, but in the next he'll be lauded as a king

jesus christ that's more than I would even expect in china.

fucking incel police

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Is this an annual inspection or what?

Are they just waiting outside the interrogation room to pick us back up?

You've basically won the lottery. Enjoy being guaranteed at least a modicum of a happy life.

Daud, what are you hiding from us?

>why doesn’t anyone want to date Daud

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Go legit
Stop political action
BE A CENTRIST

Gotta get gains then cave his skull in

Tell them to fuck off already or allah shall smite them.

We are martyrs now.

What's up with their new catch and release program?

JUST CONFESS DUDE THEY'LL KILL YOU EVENTUALLY IF YOU DON'T

JUST KILL ME YOU FUCKERS DO IT DO IT

He likes Buddah instead of Allah

fuck they took the salt

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Where's the join ISIS option?

how the fuck do we fight goiter now

Where's the police when you need them?

WAIT WHAT HOLY SHIT

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I played this back in the day. Silly, but fun.

>Monthly income 21,130
>Monthly expenses 25,632
Dude...Just get Daud a job as a explosive tester or something

Cursed fate

WHY THE FUCK WE WERE CARRYING 150k RUPEES WITH US

We had that much money?

How much longer until we collectively realize that Dauds life is awful

need a new thread

fucking jew literally robbed us out of house and home

he's a political activist, probably gets money from patreon or some shit

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The cops are behind this

damn duad....dam....

Don't keep them all in a big bag by your front door Daud

>We have that kind of cash
>Still dealing with a fucking goiter
Daud really is a fucking retard.

>retarded
>girlfriendless
>constantly abused by the state
>slowly dying of neck cancer

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