Who is excited for Borderlands 3?
Who is excited for Borderlands 3?
Jordan James
Samuel Allen
pre-emptively mad that my friend is going to want me to play this retarded shitpile with him
Eli Gutierrez
Didn't this guy have a USB drive with CP on it? Do they have twatter in prison?
Joseph Miller
This is sad.
Isaiah Sullivan
>Almost killed Sega
>Set back the Aliens franchise by a decade
>Introduced internet memes to mainstream video games
>Tried to screw over Obsidian
>Tried to screw over 3DRealms
>Tried to screw over eduke32
>Screwed over several companies who worked with his company
>Almost ended his company multiple times with his retarded ideas
>Can never take criticism for anything, even things that are his fault
>Never takes responsibility for any of his screwups, all of them get pushed onto other people.
>Uses armies of lawyers to sue competition into oblivion even when he is wrong.
>Won't disclose agreements without lengthy court battles of which none of the people he signs contracts with can legally fight
>Removed all Duke Nukem games from GoG
>including the sidescrollers of which you cannot buy anymore, meaning piracy is the only way to play them
>Re-released a half-baked chocolate duke port to Steam ten dollars more expensive than the Atomic version that runs like ass because none of his developers have Build engine experience.
>Is probably a massive piss fetishist.
>Has an odd number of pictures of himself on toilets or bathroom floors
>Sung a song about how asshurt he was over a twitter argument to hundreds of investors of his company
In all seriousness, pound for pound: Is there any one man who has been more damaging to video games than Randy Pitchford?
Levi Martin
>bitch
whoa randy isn't that a little sexist?!
Luke Collins
Gabriel Rogers
why can't someone just give a wake up call to this dumb boomer
Grayson Powell
randy pitchford sounds like a Yea Forums shitposter loves lolis as well it adds up
Hudson Flores
It’s funny you should say that. I have some nostalgia for Borderlands and it’s really the only game of its type I’ve ever liked. I was really looking forward to the third game, but Randy managed to be a nice reality check. Hype is gone and I’m
back to my senses.
Ryder Gutierrez
>blacklisted by nearly everyone
>The face of the company regularly acts like a spoiled child on social media
The pay must be good because I don't understand why the fuck anyone would want to work for Gearbox
Mason Nguyen
>bitch being used as a synonym for complaining
yikes! that's pretty misogynistic there randy!
Nathan Robinson
Evan Ross
>hey randy, how did you come up with the name gearbox software?
>Well you see Gabe Newell and me played poker on a Louisiana steamboat for the name and he lost
>Hey Valve, is that true?
>No
>AHAHAHA IT WAS JUST A TALL TALE TO AMUSE AND ENTERTAIN YOU h-hahaha
Elijah Brooks
I thought this fag peaked in embarrassment levels circa Battleborn + the "nobody likes a bigot" song. Then I thought he peaked when they found loli shit on a work hard drive. But now here we are.
He'll never stop. As long as redditlands keeps making money, he'll never lose his job and we get to enjoy his tantrums. Based Randy.
David Thomas
That was a retarded thing to lie about when they could just ask Gabe. And also it wasn't even a believable lie, it sounds like some fiction novel plot.
John Morgan
>when they found loli shit on a work hard drive
excuse me what
Mason Diaz
>Is there any one man who has been more damaging to video games than Randy Pitchford?
He's an asshat and a shining example of increased Twitter usage making people shittier human beans, but I think there are other people who may have done worse to video games or even their own company. That said he's sure as shit lucky to have Borderlands bail him out and the rights to Douk when he's hands down the most unsuitable candidate for the IP.
Jackson Gomez
Oliver Ross
The concept of Randy telling absurd lies is very entertaining at least. Like ask him any question and he will come up with the dumbest shit.
>hey randy, what did you have for dinner?
>oh you see I ate a dodo bird that I caught myself
>those are extinct
>AHAHAHAHA IT WAS A TALL TALE ALL ALONG
Liam Kelly
He's loosing it.
Nolan Gutierrez
That was fucking bizarre. That's compulsive liar-tier shit.
Kevin Sanchez
>Callender's suit alleges that Pitchford "breached his fiduciary duties by exploiting Gearbox employees and property to fund Pitchford’s private cravings," and one portion of the suit makes two sensational accusations about Pitchford's behavior: that he accidentally left a selection of "underage" pornography on a USB stick at a restaurant, and that he used his company's money to host parties where "adult men have reportedly exposed themselves to minors, to the amusement of Pitchford."
fucking kek
Josiah Powell
Austin Howard
>he used his company's money to host parties where "adult men have reportedly exposed themselves to minors
Holy fuck. Fuckhuge if true.
Jayden Hughes
Don't forget he sued a cripple and took the money he was going to use on his sick wife
Aaron Russell
...
Dominic Robinson
>look and act like a guy who should be arrested for the contents of his USB drive.txt
William Miller
What the fuck is wrong with this guys face? Why is it so punchable? Look at that smug little gremlin grin the fucking cucklet. I bet his goblin looking ass runs around in tighty whities with a bowl of custard and snickers at his own jokes when in company. Disgusting smirking piece of shit. I hate him so much with his slicked back hair and hooked jew nose. Dirty gremlin, looks like la creature from oblivion. Id rather such horse dick than be face to face with his foul smelling cave troll stupid fucking nose. I hate him.
Levi Hill
Angel Price
dont forget that Randy had the Idea to call Valve, Valve and he lost a cardgame against gabe newell and he won the name
Dylan Barnes
...
Sebastian Sullivan
1. Randy.
2. Nobody else.
Carson Wood
Brody Wood
That's so dumb and pathetic.
Daniel Morales
Nice one Randy Bobandy
Nicholas Evans
>Who is excited for Borderlands 3?
I'm more excited for when we don't have 10 threads about the same game that isn't even worth pirating.
Wyatt Hall
Not me.
Jacob Taylor
im waiting for them to confirm best girl as playable, that's the only reason i would have to even go near this trash game, if she's not in randy and his shit game can go and suck some more yellow dick
Jace Williams
I would like to use her pigtails as handles and force her to choke on my penis tbqph
Jason Cox
Hell yeah dude
It's going to be BADASS
Levi Long
I just want to be a god krieg again and kill everything
Mason Hall
Borderlands is and always has been a shit series for people with shit taste. Garbage grindy gameplay with ZERO balance that needs literally infinite revival system to be playable.
>B-b-but it's fun with f-friends
Go fuck yourself, a game only being tolerable if you're messing around with friends is proof it's dogshit.
Randy is even worse, his greed over milking Duke Nukem for a quick buck, forever killing the franchise is unforgivable.
Gavin Rivera
Is it just coincidence that this thread just happens to be remade constantly with the same OP comment and image?
Yeah, must be only a coincidence. There aren't any shills on Yea Forums after all.
Owen Sanders
they never reused playable characters
yet you keep posting that in these threads like the delusional waifufag you are
Michael Kelly
I SAY F*CK THE HATERS! RUN AND GUN! EXPLOSIONS AND MAYHEM! IF THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT THAN GET BACK TO MINECRAFT!
Benjamin Ward
Nah she was barely legal and he wanted to see a magic trick she did,
Noah Rogers
>text can also go inside a file, it doesn't all have to go in the title.txt
fucking 'ell that's funny