ITT: characters you could beat in a fight

but i would beat my solid snake

He has a nail, he could stab you with it and then he’d jump on top of you during your appointed vulnerability stage and slash the fuck out of your face

hes already dead and squished by the time he could fo that

Attached: big_1489699181_image.jpg (1280x720, 72K)

user, he has more than one dash ability. He can avoid your smelly foot

>Can throw itself at you an infinite number of times, while if you screw up once you're fucked
>lol, I could totally kick his ass

ungrateful bastard midget piece of shit

>pick up HL by his teeny tiny horns
>can do nothing but swing his nail
>tie him to a string
>attack string to fan
>turn fan on
>watch as it bashes him into the wall at mach 2 killing him instantly
Who's next?

Attached: raid.jpg (488x488, 28K)

>Abyss shriek
>Shadow Dash away
Your foot's now half-disintegrated by abyssal energy and the Knight is completely unharmed. Congratulations, genius.

I could kick Louie's ass

Attached: 1549001493433.png (319x338, 91K)

Hope you have an infinite supply.

Attached: the collection part 1.jpg (650x488, 182K)

I could beat Hornet, if you know what I'm saying

Attached: 2141738 - Hollow_Knight Hornet.png (2400x1800, 866K)

That's a lot, but not an infinite supply.

You just have to get him into a sturdy box or jar, problem solved

This is going to hurt...

yeah i know

Attached: 65EAEAAC-3C5D-4BCF-A86D-1294B5E317CE.png (220x404, 117K)

I would beat him by befriending him thus avoiding a fight and gaining a friend which would be a victory for me.

>Dream Gates its way out
Congrats, you now have an empty box.

What do you know?

your moms vagina

Fuck

this

>all these idiots picking on the shadelord that can turn into a giant tentacle void monster and rape your mind in your sleep

>Steps on the knight
>Gets tetanus

Attached: 1555605375225m.jpg (1024x588, 43K)

Attached: 1544839478057.png (300x360, 203K)

>Still the size of my fist
>Implying I'm not relatively lucid during dreams

Being from a 3rd world country

Good post OP. Be proud for today

Attached: 66237112_p28.png (693x800, 836K)

Attached: Act ll.jpg (624x351, 23K)

This dixkhead

Attached: 1555542080369.png (500x500, 107K)

CHECKED

We're like 10 meters tall to them. All it'd take is a rolled up magazine to easily squash them with our passive strength alone.

Attached: 1551605429874.png (1280x1229, 417K)

>Can throw itself at you an infinite number of times
save scumming is canon in lore?

Delete this.

Attached: D1jRRinW0AM8rBi.jpg (301x330, 16K)

In theory I could kick her ass
but why
why would I do that

Attached: HeartGold_SoulSilver_Lyra.png (610x1280, 473K)

imagine if you beat the shit out of her and then have your way with her wouldn't that be funny hahahahahahahahaha

id beat her alright

This but with her

But they know literally magick.

Humans have magical thunder sticks

Attached: ZzFlAlx.jpg (1000x750, 238K)

nigga they are literal bugs like nigga you can smush them with yo fingaz like nigga haha

yes

It's like matchstick burns at worst. We crush bugs with one pound of an open hand.

Attached: yeahrightidiot.png (685x220, 135K)