Where the actual fuck is the heavy update?

Where the actual fuck is the heavy update?

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Never happening.
TF2 is no longer supported by Valve.

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Bring back old Natascha

It's never going to get made. This is Valve's MO, they just stop doing shit. Episode 3 went that way, and so did the final TF2 comic according to the artist.

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Imagine being one of those 2 people, holy fuck that would be the best job.

>Because of Valves do what you want policy you have no one breathing down your neck
>game is so old all you are really doing is making sure its still playable after sleeping the night before
>can play TF2 all day as work
>9-5 mon-fri
>probably make $100,000

That would be such a fucking awesome job.

I recognize that particular heavy!

He confirmed this to be incorrect later. God he's such a fucking retard.

he just speculated that the info gotten was mistaken by TFClassic instead of TF2. He also said maybe thats how many people they have at this moment because alot of Valve employees are vacationed at Hawaii.

Gone!

>coming soon
what a tease

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>over 2 years since the last one

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Being delayed while TF2 devs tune into Overwatch League this season.

But seriously, how many updates does TF2 really need? Just add another funny hat or unusual effect sold at a premium. All of the kids will grind 1000+ hours in contracts for a wacky new cosmetic drop alone.

Why?
Fucking why?
Why do nothing? Why not just finish it for good and truly do nothing afterward?

Too busy making comics for Artifact, the Dota-based card game that not even the Dota playerbase wanted, nor still wants. Just keep giving us fucking heros and don't leave us for 6 months with a balance patch until a shitty literal-who tournament ends.

>All of the kids will grind 1000+ hours in contracts for a wacky new cosmetic drop alone.

I recently started playing again and did all of the contracts. They're pretty fun to do. Why are there only contract folders? That alone is something you can indefinetly expand on.

it's a testament to how little Valve cares about the game. the community have made enough content for 100 updates but the devs just sit on their hands and cherry pick a few meme hats every nine months and call it a day.

haha yeah

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Conga you fools.

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>Why not just finish it for good and truly do nothing afterward?
Well, let me answer your question with a question.

Why would Microsoft still offer support for Windows 7 when there’s newer, better, profitable projects for them to focus on because a vocal minority belonging to a cult following believe they’re entitled to special treatment on par to the most recent and superbly better products on the market?

Why should new, fresh, enhanced endeavors by Valve under any circumstance come to a halt for a novelty f2p game?

Microsoft at least gives you another product to use in place of the one they dropped support for.
What else am I supposed to play, DOTA 2? Fuck that

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Artifact’s comics are based, though.

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It’s 12 years old. Let it go, and move on.

>Why should new, fresh, enhanced endeavors by Valve under any circumstance come to a halt for a novelty f2p game?
because they said they'd do it faggot

Why not? Dota 2 has everything that made TF2 great.

looks boring and uninteresting
Then again there is only so much you can do to an already boring universe

heavy's update is in smash

Thankfully those 13 moved to work on Team Fortress 3.

Except is has one of the biggest flaws possible in vidya
A flaw so big it makes a game downright unplayable
It's an ASSFAGGOTS

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TF2 is a Reddit game with literal Reddit hats.

pfffbbtbbfbffffftlibbet

Lumberjack/he's ok

>they're passing up on the tf2 comics for this generic, soulless shit
fuck, if i keep thinking about how much valve mistreats tf2, i'm going to fucking explode

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SEETHING

How do you get the Poker Night 2 cosmetics as quick, easy, and safe as possible? They upped up the requirements to get the items compared to 1 and I don't want to play hours of poker just to get 1 or 2 of the items.

It's really bizzare
>TF2 is the only class based shoot besides Overwatch and Paladins
>Paladins is HiRez and will be killed like Tribes so no one is invested in it
>Blizzard literally throwing unlimited amounts of money at Overwatch leagues to keep it alive
>Top tier players openly state they only play OW for prize money
>Valve could simply donate prize money to community run events and cuck blizzard and kill their only competition
>Valve: "But muh VR tho"
I just don't understand it from any perspective, but then Valve had a monopoly with Steam for years and never abused it, maybe they're too nice

>dude just play DoTA lmao

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oh no no no

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remember when skial deathrun was good and the map pool wasnt absolute shit?

>He actually thinks Valve still has people working on this game

yeah but back then the good maps were the ones that had abusable glitches

let us play halloween maps during full moons

>interesting.
lmao

>tyler mcnigger

Are the comics any good?

fuck yes

Reminder that all the tf2 youtubers collectively got it in their heads that esports was the only possible way a game that has never left the top 10 most played list on steam is going to survive, is to implement competitive. Reminder that they said competitive is so incredible literally all valve has to do is add an officially supported gametype and it will change the game forever. Reminder that valve added competitive and they all said it was great, just a few minor complaints that didn't come close to overshadowing the overall experience. Reminder that the player counts were in double digits within a month of release. Reminder they did an update fixing many of those minor problems about a year later. Reminder that to this day the player counts are single digits. Esports has literally absolutely fucking nothing to do with tf2's success, the esports community is a tiny offshoot and the overwhelming majority of people that play it have no interest because it fundamentally goes against the design of the game, and the attempts to crowbar it into a viable competitive game are laughable.

Yes

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They're the only good thing Valve has put out in recent memory

heh, crowbar

Fiddle diddle. Riddle diddle.

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I think mine's got you beat.

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WHY IS ARENA STILL NOT IN THE FUCKING CASUAL SEARCH, ITS THE ONLY FUCKING MODE NOT IN THERE.
YOU GOT DEGROOT KEEP AND HYDRO FOR FUCKS SAKE

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Because the old valve we knew is dead.
Nu valve are a bunch of lazy incompetent fools.

Aren't they always been like that?

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>cactus canyon still not finished

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>we got fucking Mannpower and Pass Time, two modes nobody actually likes or plays, instead of Cactus Canyon

>hydro is hosted on valve servers but not arena

No.
Valve always was shit about time tables.
But the old staff actually put their minds to tasks and saw them to completion.
Nu valve staff just throw their arms up when they can't agree, mostly because they can.
Steam makes alot of money for literally no effort. (Which is why they don't do shit. They've created an environment that breeds lethargy.)

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>REEE COMPETITIVE
Notice how I didn't mention TF2 dying or comp saving TF2 I said how it could be weaponised to kill their competition

>the player counts are double digits in the official mode
Because the maps are terrible, no one wants to play turbine it's terrible, community run servers are the same amount of effort to join and have more good maps

turn steam off, use SAM, get achivements, turn off SAM, turn steam on
in that order

Remember when they release this?
Said they were working on it?
>2014

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what is SAM

I remember playing this in the TF2 Beta. Too bad they killed that too.

>only one asteroid server left

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I remember Arena being gay as hell
>narrowed down to 1v1
>one guy is an engineer with a nest, camping away
>other guy goes to cap to force the other guy into confrontation like intended
>DONT CAP
>NO CAP
>DONT CAP

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>tfw orange and other servers used to be decent until mannpower infested it with the grappling hook bs
literally the worst fuck valve for adding those 2 gamemodes

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as someone who spent hours on arena, this is pretty much what happened.

i swear to god if i ever get terminal cancer, i will whore myself for pity out on the internet and make my last wish the fucking finished TF2 comic

you already got cancer, but if you want it faster, go microwave your nuts or something

I will do it for everyone's sake.

God speed user.

Can someone help me find an old SFM? It started out with heavy flying into the sky to save I think a medic. Then later on he is falling with demoman mumbling in the background with sad music. I remember it having good quality production at the time.

This, it sucks that the bosses and other neat gimmicks can only be played on Valve servers once a year

I just can't think of a new take on the Minigun that isn't disgustingly overpowered or a straight downgrade compared to the Minigun.

Nobody wants a slow-firing Minigun that shoots once in intervals, it'll be like the Dragon Fury where nobody wants to use it because the damage output is inconsistent due to it being easy to miss.

I more curious as to what the fuck happened to Cactus Canyon, it was pretty much already finished

For a while the TF2 beta was fucking great. It was like a secret vanilla TF2 client. It ran way better than the main gaim, didn't have many of the obnoxious unlocks and cosmetics added to the main game, didn't have the cash shop. Then Valve remembered that it actually existing and ran a lot of pointless gameplay experiments and then they killed it outright.

A minigun that revs in reverse
>Fires instantly
>Needs to keep firing to ramp up to full fire speed
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Wasn't the comic fan-made and Valve said it's cannon?

Summer.
Please.

>so did the final TF2 comic according to the artist.

Don't you lie to me.

*teleports behind you*
*updates localization files*
Heh nothing personal, TF2.

>valve was supposed to make a show for adult swim
>it took them 11 months just to make a pilot
Valve is incredibly incompetent and I can't wait to see how they fuck up the Index

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>>DONT CAP
the people who spout this when playing should be fucking banned instantly.

I'll never work out because Scout is the only voice actor that they can reliably get a hold of for work. Hinse why Scout was so primarily the focus of Expiration Date and the Jungle Inferno animation

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>dead game
>with over half of the playerbase being bots
>getting an update

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>I'll never work out....
fatty

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