What would the reaction be if she'd predictably died of a heart attack in between Borderlands 2 and 3?

What would the reaction be if she'd predictably died of a heart attack in between Borderlands 2 and 3?

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Just because we're fat, it doesn't mean that we'll immediately drop dead from heart attacks or get diabetes or anything.

>Ellie dies
>Springs is the only mechanic on Pandora and takes control of all CATCH-A-RIDEs
>have to listen to dumb gay jokes in aussie accent all the time i get a vehicle

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HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE

Ellie is a better Scooter replacement than Janey Springs.

actually it does

but feel free to blame everyone else for your self inflicted problems

I would applaud with joy because ellie is insufferable. Obese bitches are the worst character archetype.

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It would be pretty shocking, she seems so healthy looking.

Were you munching on a cake and wheezing while you were writing this?

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She had it coming

I would take Ellie as the main mechanic over Springs any fucking day of the week.

Although I will say Tales actually made Springs tolerable, which is saying a lot after TPS.

>been fat all my life
>still haven't died or gotten any kind of related disease
fat fucks 1
fit fags 0

Fellow fattie, yes it does mean it. It's just not immediate like in media, but if our diet isn't maintained, then it is likely.

She won't get a heart attack tho because she's a cartoon, and cartoons never have health issues unless the writer decides to give her one.

>all my life
>is early 20s and 400lbs

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The fellow fattie again, so have I, but that doesn't mean it won't happen EVENTUALLY.

Look I'm all for not slapping around fat people because they're fat, and giving them something in media to feel less shit about, that's fine.

But please don't tarnish it by being one of those "fat is healthy" kind of bullshitters.

KEEP EATING FATTY
KEEP EATING

Oh he's a cooking something up

My disappointment would be immeasurable and my boner would be ruined

That would literally be fat shaming so I'd hope the reaction would be pretty negative

>i hope tina isnt a meme unfunny cunt

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Good riddance

Since there's no way they're using TPS's writers Janey might be well written again.

p sure she was in the trailer for the 3rd game
so it really doesn't matter
we have to listen to this fat cunt more

I'M NOT A HAMBONE YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! I'M A CAPITAAAALIST! *cans.wav* And don't you forget it, boy!

noooo u have to like ellie she's based not like janey

Janey already controls all the Catch-A-Rides. She bought the franchise from Scooter in Tales.

Will Tina be an adult in this one?
Ooh, maybe she’ll be one of the DLC vault hunters

She's in, but not playable as she's an NPC.

based ahab

As an adult?

she has a scrapyard and model in bl 3 though

didnt she just buy Scooter's garage in Hollowpoint?

She bought the whole franchise, no doubt as part of the plan to permanently retire Scooter from the games due to his VA's failing health.

Sorta happy, because she's a shit character.

>playing Borderlands at all instead of just jerking off to Tiny Tina SFM porn

Relatable
Wish there was more POV stuff so I could imagine I was fucking her haha

I wish you would fucking die of a heart attack and diabetes you piece of shit.

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American I presume?

Being fat is like putting a fast-forward button on your body's failure points. Your heart is particularly vulnerable, and being fat is poison to it.

>i haven't died as long as i've been alive