REAL LIVES 2007

Good boi

Learn more?

Make him a Dindu.

Good boy

While stuyding, we've moved to an even cheaper apartment.

Let's see what the hood has to offer.

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Physical training
Become /fitlit/

yeah, how are we going to gain control of the state drug market if we aren't a smart nigga?

outdoor activities. like robbing stores

Physical training and religious activities

Time to become a zealot boys

We gon' learn and sheeeit.

Gonna form some connections in the sandbox and on the school yard.

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Be a nerd, not a nigger

Any cracks of the game?

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>any cracks for a game over a decade old

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tell that whore to work the corner, we aint trying to lift her ass up outta the ghetto on our own.

Dumb bitch probably toked the smoke. Fucking crackhead.

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fucking told her not to be messing with them esses

Our little nigga ass' 'bout ta git whooped. What do?

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cj dindu NOTHING

Tell truth.
Gotra have that rep.

Lie through your fuckin teeth nigga

What shitty source are they pulling from? Lie damn it.

Deeeeyum, dem bitches are 'mirin. Go for her greaser ass?

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>intelligence 64
>wisdom 18
>conscience 25
hell no, she dumb as fuck and will cheat

No, we have greater pursuits.

>Rita Hunter
Date her for the cool name alone.

Dem hoes got no principles anyways. We keep on hustlin'.

Help out while we're at it?

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if it's good enough for al capone it's good enough for us

Good for the college application, go for it.

>infertility

serves you right for not having sex :^)
just go full hitler now, might as well if BOTH your balls are as good as missing now

Hit up a trade or go full smart academic nigga? The volunteering sure did us gud in our conquest of the hood.

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>infertile
>get called miss
>mfw OP brought up a söyböy CJ

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do it, college is a jewish scheme

nope, we tryna be a street pharmacist, fuck trade school

We need to go to college to meet the dumb drunkard bitches for our stable horse

The streets are our home dogs. 'nother bitch is miring.

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Holy shit her stats suck hell naw dawg, you're better than that.

>these stats
Not even fit to lick our boots.

>fucking 2/10 literal retard
hard pass, wtf cj looking for sex in the special ed room?

>household net worth: 3.042 dollars
What the fuck, her organs alone should be worth more than that.

Still no.

>they keep getting uglier
CJ PLEASE

Browser fucking up, we back on track.

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Say no to ugly bitches

>Appearance: 9
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Pick up the stick?

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straight edge

Straight edge motherfucker.

Only stick CJ needs is the leadership stick my nigga

No way, we're aiming for that PhD we want to set a good example for our patients

>smoking the cancer jew
nope

be a good goy and toke it

Hope she ain't becoming a fucking Ballas.

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why are GTA SA memes popular again

prolly into them west side varios

Finally, gotta watch out for our rep.

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Jeez Tina, start bringing money already.

FUCK

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Tina's a fucking neet no wonder she got dumped

Shiiiiiiiiet

STRAIGHT BUSTA

SHOULDA PICKED TRADE SCHOOL
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE COLLEGE JEW, BRO

It's time to turn to the hood bros

Fuck what's with all them dumb and ugly bitches?

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We said no.

>Strong, short ogre gf
Get in nigga

ewwwww

CJ will not settle for any bitch below 70 int and appearance yo

It's ogre now. Told her to fuck off.

'dis our last shot at becoming a doctor of the streets. Pursue an alternative academic ed, get a job, or turn fully to the hood life?

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Who cares about that, I'm only looking at that net worth.

We will not dissapoint dad, more school

nah school said fuck us, so we gon say fuck them

GIVE A LINK REEEEEEEEEEE

I CAN ONLY FIND VIRUSES AND CRYPTOLOCKERS FOR THIS

NIGGA GO LEARN CHEMISTRY AT VOCATIONAL AND PUSH THAT YAYO

We're not giving up yet there are enough niggas on the streets already

No budge. Guess the hood life chose us.

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What the fuck

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jk, thanks Ken. Good we built up some connections beforehand rite? :^)

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TOLD YA. NOW WE GON GET EVEN

Did they update the game yet?

Enjoy those student loans

Okay, status so far:
>18yrs old
>admitted into college thanks to Mr. Rosenberg
>no gf
>sterile af

The street's waiting for its new kang of San Andreas. Pick 5 leisure activities.

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Don't worry he can sell his sperm at a local sperm bank for that extra cash.

study only, we need that secondary school

Religious activities

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Fashion, gotta look sharp.

TV viewing.

Studying and religious activities, the hood has only one king and his name is Jesus.

Study and Socializing so we can get a gf who isn't dumb and pretty as bricks

Political activism and physical training are both must haves.

>some Vagos ese is the king of the hood
Nah fuck Vagos, Grove is king nigga

The leisure times are set, now we need a field of study.

Where we gun git smart at?

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Study art.

Pre-Med
If you can major/minor pick Chemistry

Pre-med or somethign close to doctor shyt, we gon be the hood doctor

Economics

chemistry. gotta get those next level drugs out on the streets

Pre-med

Pre-med/Chemistry

Aerospace. This nigga is gonna flyyyyyy!

Accounting and Religion

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63 isn't THAT bad, compared to the sub 20s we were getting. It might not get any better than this, and we're definitely not getting any younger or prettier.

Chemistry/Economics

>111% of students
How did they arrive at this figure? Is this an increase from a previous statistic?

Now that we've entered Chemistry, it's time to chillax. Hit it this time?

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PHYSICAL
FASHION
STUDY

>cigarettes

no

drop da puffa

Yeah man, there's nothing cooler than a fine smoke.
It's not like it's going to impact his sperm count anyway.

No, cigarettes aren't actually chillaxing.

no way fag

fuck no, thems tobbaco jew
can't trust em

>dad's health falling below the 70's

:(

But there's nothing speaking against a good sip, right?

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Yo, the sister is a fucking deadbeat

>Falling for the devil's stick
Our junk is fucked up already, no need to destroy our lungs too

fuck yeah bro, hit that shit

partake

Fuck yeah my nigga throw em back

GOD FORBID YOU FROM DRINKING THE FERMENTED JEW

>doesn't smoke
>may not even drink
Christ, we might as well be a pastor and pick up some choir-boys.

Same shit, we won't be enslaved to that.

Eww no.
Drinking is for fucking hobos
also
>friends

Even the Pope drinks wine. Come on, CJ could use a drink or two to soften the blows.

No alcohol please.
We's serious chemistrician

We're chugging that shit, niggas might suspect we're gay or something if we decline both smokes and booze

As a research student, you have NO IDEA how much alcohol researchers can pour down their throats.

Dem beers were fine, but now we're asked to toke the smoke.

Do it?

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DUDE

DO IT
FUCKING SMOKE
JUST FUCKING DO IT

Blaze it. Now we're talking.

Nah that shit be low quality.

Gotta do some research if we want to bring the fruit of our research back to the hood
Toke up

>illicit drugs
That could be literally anything from ecstasy to pot to crack cocaine, and they're not equally addictive. This is a bit of an unfair choice

Can't deal if you've never tried

Oh god we never should've drank that alcohol. Decline

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HIT THAT SHIT GOTTA LEARN SOMEHOW

fuck yea we in this bitch

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do it ya fucking pussy

Blaze it

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CJ has never seen drugs or pussy his whole life, it's all foreign to him

Truly a dog of science nigga, we've come out of this without addiction. Yet.

:(

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You forget that in this game if you even suggest that you're romantically interested a baby is gonna pop out and you're gonna be FUCKED

>OK

We'll find a cure for him

And we found ourselves one of the Chosen sugar mommahs.

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If we didnt do those drugs our dad wouldn't have gotten diabetes

Let's go, student loan ain't gonna pay itself.

No, we focus on school and getting high for now

no we must persevere. wizard scientist is our true calling

>sugar momma
>same age as CJ

WIZARD
LIZARD
CHEMICAL JIZZARD

>uggo jew shrew
what a shock

>Low conscience
Stay away bruh she ain't loyal

Full MGTOW

Doesn't this game simulate protected sex as well, or do condoms just not exist?

>baby gonna pop out
Not in CJ's case. Didn't you read his health report?

Sheeeit, dad's health keeps falling... ;_;

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Can't say no to that kind of $$$.
Just hit it but feign emotional attachment, she's a bankroll for our operations and nothing more.

Hurry up and get that degree before he drops.
Make pops proud one last time!

WE NEED TO DROP OUT OF COLLEGE AND START MAKING SOME MONEY FOR THE FAMILY.
Tina ain't left the house for 4 years

Heheh, sis still a neet. Can't you just suggest your senpaitachi to get her to budge

Tina for fuck's sake negociate a better contract with your pimp, you're not bringing anything home.

AW SHIT CRASH JUST ARRIVED ON THE SCENE WITH SHIT PRISON CONDITIONS

What do niggas

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Do you think our Dad is going to be happy to see us drop out? Before helping others, help thyself.

expose

ignore it im sure things will work out

Fight for all the brothers in there, bring down these prisons walls.

Call them out, our homies deserve better

Go full whistleblower

You don’t need to get involved in that kind of shit

FUCK DA POPO, WE GON' HELP OUR NIGGAS

Jesus can wait. Our niggas in death row can't.

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Stay out of it bro

Based

>mother below 70 now

CJ get it together

And despite learning more to get our nigga ass through white mans school, we're on fucking probation. Thanks for nothing Ryder.

>374k net
>94 int

Damn she smart as she's rich nigga.

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but she ugly

Damn CJ is a fucking brainlet

Yes Intellergence is sexy

Fucking christkillers trying to keep the black man down. Get it on with Julie, she's our safest bet for now.

Fuck her right in the pussy

hittit

Tie this hog down.

She's loaded, go for it

this is the one my g

Ain't happening. She can't handle the BBC and a real playa.

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incel arc incoming

To smart too fall for our ruse

mark ass trick, only wanted to hit it once, fuck

my fucking god

Tina and her BF finally married after her BF pussying out for the first time. Wtf is going on now?

Also another bitch hitting on us.
>poor
>ugly
>probably smelly

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She too smart to settle for CJ’s retard ass

Nigga what are our stats

>be cj
>Be 22 yo
>kissless virgin
Tough shit

CJ hates women now auto decline

rape.
and murder.
and then rape again.

Looks like we need to take what we can get.
Obviously Chris Lafitte thought the same way

We /incel/ nao, Julie broke our heart

>implying he didn't kiss off-screen

If the nigga smoked he'd be swimming in pussy by now.

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We dumb as fuck yo.

CJ's a fucking retard

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well she may be physically out of our league but tell that gold digging hoe to keep it moving

Wanda looks like a perfect match to be fair

yet still we got our degree in drugs n sheeeit

Thanks again Ken.

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Why the fuck did we push to become a chemist with these stats lmao, it ain't happening

Well he has spent half of his fucking life trying to become a chemist with the smarts of a downs.

we ugly dumb and unhappy

how come we in college??

>31 int
>Chemist
Makes sense.

Oh fuck why are we spending so much

pimp dat shit nigga

gonna make some big bucks finally

Holy shit anyone can get a fucking degree.
We need to start pumping out those street drugs before Pops finally croaks

Holy fuck we're in there, also Chem majors btfo

it all goes on Insulin

>not gud/white enough for grad skool
>another bitch hitting on us

sheeeeeeit

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so proud of our boy, that was for you dad

Dad was able to attend our graduation ;.;

We may be dumb, ugly and unhappy, but at least dad is still kicking

Disregard females
Acquire currency

Nope. Retry the grad school test too

She'd just dump us.
Get supplying the streets, this degree is about to pay off

Solid stats but she's a poorfag and probably a roastie, too. Move on nigga

>with most replies decides

Yeah we haven't bothered doing that

After failing 11 times getting into grad school, moving to a cheap ass crib and rejecting bitches wherever they show and hide, shit just got real.

Quit school and look for a job to finally get our shit into the streets?

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Gonna have to at this point. Dad may not have much time left.

it'll just hit the bump limit faster that way, so fuck it. CJ is screwed anyway this nigga retarded
and apparently he's bipolar too

just enter the workforce and pray his manic episodes don't get his dumb ass fired so paps can retire

Time to get a fucking job wit dat 1.5 GPA Chemdawg degree

What is with the genetics of this family?

Shit Carl is fucked up man.
Get a job

>tina still has no job at 31
>probably gonna pump out three kids to compensate for cj's infertility, further relying on her diabetic father for financial assistance
shiiiieeeet

oh my GOD over the last two years we got prettier but dumber

OH SHIT NIGGERS

Our chem degree got us the highest paying job in the list as business service agent with almost 4Gs/month

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>mothers health rapidly dropping now

WHATS GOING ON

We're outearning papa, nice

Also:
y/n?

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we the man of the house now homies

No. Stay home and take care of dad.

Time to bail, we'll send postcards.

>About 111% of secondary school students in the United States go on to college

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Ye
Time to be our own man and not deal with the leech sister

damn this right here is the hardest choice in the game. Pay pops back for being so good to us, but have to pay for your sister to mooch

or leave pops to his misery and become your own man

sorry pops

carrying tina's neet ass on our fucking back

mom and dad need to stop fucking working for crying out loud

stay home, mom and dad need us
ain't like CJ's sterile ass is gonna land any pussy even if he gets a bachelor pad

We ain't moving out until that bitch Tina moves out.
What the fuck she's married and shit and still lives at home without her husband and brings no money in at all.

Leave, Tina's bringing us down. Maybe there will be a way to help pops and mom out

you rite dog

And Jesus CJ, get yo shit straight nigga. There's plenty of non-rotten fish in the pond.

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>Income vs world off chart x1.2

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OMG NOW EVERYTHING IS TINA'S FAULT!!!

Bitch we make her household net worth in 2 months
Hard pass

int 25
wis 32

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>strength 52
Marry this bitch.

We turned down a girl with strength in the 80s nigga. Dump this ho

I know it's America, but why are the candidates this bad?

We might have a chance here.
Marry that bitch

The women are a fucking bad joke by now.

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>Endurance 9
She won't be any fun in bed

LITERALLY FUCKING STREET WALKERS. COME ON CJ HAVE SOME DIGNITY

lol what is she in a wheelchair and lobotomized

Where the fuck does our boy meet these women? The homeless shelter?

Why is everyone so poor? Hell no.

that means she's a perfect vehicle for smuggling drugs

>int 16
>wis 5
Can she even speak?

Gotta take what ever pussy we can get

Hold the fuck up. Is her net worth one and a half goddamn dollars?

You're dumber than she is.

>Tina's hubby had asthma
Ain't gonna say nothin', but I'm an athelete. And this makes me cry.

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>got measles while living in the US

Looks like your parents are anti-vaxers.

Nigga, you as dumb as her.

Right, I assumed the dot was a decimal place and not a comma.

>int 95
Go for it but she will refuse, she's too smart to fall for us

FUCKING TAKE THAT SHIT UP RIGHT NOW

Rich
Not fucking ugly
Smart as fuck
Yes. Finally YES

fucking finally, please say yes

go for it, can't get better than that
>Int: 95
She'll probably reject our dumb ass anyway

Linda would be a good catch but she'll say no. Go for it anyway

>16 Happiness
Carl isn't long for this world

absolutely go for it

>Post your stats
Age:
Health:
Happiness:
Intelligence:
Artistic:
Musical:
Athletic:
Strength:
Endurance:
Appearance:
Conscience:
Wisdom:

youtube.com/watch?v=7lsdJDiJ0QE

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We really should've smoked that cig 15 years ago

HOLY SHIT
Tie that bitch down

No fucking way, CJ is a real playa damn

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Goodbye wizardhood.

>first gf at 32
THERES STILL HOPE BROS

>32
Damn we're getting old fast.

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Ok, what's wrong with her? Why'd she settle for us?

lul

Too bad we can't kick her dumb ass out

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as soon as she tells Carl he's gonna be a daddy you wack her.

I don't blame him

Tina needs to get out of the damn house
Probably met at an Infertility/Bipolar support program

maybe dad will live to see us married too

Can't blame the poor guy, he's going through mid-life crisis with a bum wife who probably hates him for never giving her a baby.

>38
>no jobz
>married but still living with parents
>married a deadbeat
>depressed
Fucking useless

>Married to a dumb, depressed leech
It was bound to happen sooner or later

holy shit she accepted an ugly, dumb, depressed nigga with bipolar disorder

we're boned aren't we

It's worse. That hoe never actually worked a day in her entire miserable life.

We got a chem degree with 31 int we'll work this out too don't worry about CJ

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

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PUT A FUCKING RING ON DAT

Ennie Meanie minni moe, catch that bitch right by the toe!

Tie the noose.

yes

Hell yes.
The rejection will crush CJ

Yea Forums WARNED US ABOUT MARRIAGE

finally, move out asap. the retirement money can take care of mum and dad. plus we need to give 'em grandchildren ;.;

Do it, we are approaching mid life crisis

do it for CJ

IF YA LIKE IT THEN PUT A RING ON IT

CJ needs some happy in his life.
Nobody wants to end up like Tina

TIE THIS BITCH DOWN
cj boutta make this family white as fuck

>16 and infertile
Lmao at ur life

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CJ a playa

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE FUCKING IN THERE

ibs habbenin

>tina jobless, retarded, married to a depressed alcoholic, no kids in her mid 30s
>based cj married a gorgeous, intelligent, rich white gorl
ITS HAPPENING, CJ MAKIN THE AMERICAN DREAM COME ALIVE WHILE HIS FAMILY ROTS IN POVERTY

what the fuck
>worth 300k
>last name is literally "green"
>smart as fuck
>happy, healthy, beautiful, /fit/
>literally fucking kicked appendicitis like it was no big deal
and CJ found her at 32 bros. we're gonna make it

dad's gotta be so happy.

pops must glad atleast one of his children is doing great

Good job CJ

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>Marrying someone infertile
Americans are idiots

>mom's health is below dad's even though he literally has diabetes
bros... we gotta save her

She's too old for kids anyway.

Finally. With Linda. Home.

In the meantime:
>moms being a saleswoman with pops
>Tina has been cured of her depression and is now working oddjobs

kek

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she just doesn't know, cj's not gonna fucking blow a good opportunity like this

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Tina redemption arc incoming

>no job Linda
Shit she was a NEET all along

>finally got a fucking job at near 40
>isn't even stable
damn cj coming up like that shook that bitch

tina is a fucking hooker bros

>first job at almost 40

>Happiness almost doubled
>Gained 2 iq by osmosis
It's looking good for our boy straight outta hood

$4K a month in fucking LA is nothing though, isn't it?
I hear silicon valley types bitching that $300K PA isn't enough to start a family

Wait, Linda doesn't work? We've been had.

TINA DID WHAT?!

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>Tina's hubby finding a job as well
>Linda starts TWERKING as ceramic plant operator

WRONG

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Just when you started dating Linda, Tina's husband becomes an alcoholic, I think he secretly loves you.

Bitch be making dat fine china

YOOOOO CJ'S GOT IT ALL BROS.

>Post your stats
Age: 26
Health: 70
Happiness: 80
Intelligence: 70
Artistic: 95
Musical: 50
Athletic: 25
Strength: 70
Endurance: 25
Appearance: 80
Conscience: 80
Wisdom: 30

>Tina has decided to move out.

Donate to charity for our brothas in captivity of da white man?

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>ceramic plant operator making like 50k a year
nani the fuck

>Artistic: 95
More like 35.
Your art sucks, my man.

We’re all gonna make it bros

>intelligence:70
>appearance:80
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Age: 28
Health: 80
Happiness: 80
Intelligence: 110
Artistic: 0
Musical: 0
Athletic: 40
Strength: 50
Endurance: 30
Appearance: 110
Conscience: 0
Wisdom: 200

We already have max conscience plus we need to start gathering resources for our new family

>giving money to people you don't know rather than supporting your parents who are now empty nesters and are slowly dying
Fuck the everloving shit no, we need to help ma and pa.

Also
>health 65
g-guys?

Gotta get into heaven some how.
Let's put down some g's.

Fuck no we've got enough conscience. CJ fuckin busted his ass studing, prayin and workin without no handouts

Fuck no, put it in the BANK

No charity, ask for a raise at work

>Only have $800 a month spare income
>Giving to charity
Nah

I'll be 33 in a few days
Will my life turn round like CJs?

Although you can't spell conscience without science, it is our highest stat so pass on donations

Nah fuck those lazy niggas, CJ gotta think about his family, pops and mom need us

This bitch reminds me of that Soprano sister

This
fuck this guy

>>health 65
I'm scared

DO EEET. DO IT NAO

This. Need to ask for raises.

Thanks again, Ken.

With Jews, you win.

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>take up political activism
>lose job
>go to jail
kek, I feel this game is trying to teach people something...

Everything is going too nice, soon shit will happen.

Wow, a 2% raise after 9 years? Thanks mister boss-man, that's too much really.

>denies a raise
>Gets one anyway
Can CJ be anymore badass?
Grew up stupid and wanting a chemistry degree to supply his homies
Ends up with a genius Jew wife and saves his whole family from depression

>2%
>literally an extra 75 dollars a month
fucking lol

CJ is literally promotions guy right now

>pops developed colon cancer
>Tina's hubby was assaulted but who cares lol
>now addicted to the yay

G-Guys...?

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Holy shit, $75 a month
Thanks, Ken!

Humor us and see if he can get a better job now that he has work experience.

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FUCK

Which drug thought?
As a chemist you should know that not all drugs are made equal

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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SHIT
I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TOKED

>dad gets cancer
>get addicted to smack
holy shit what a bad year

youtube.com/watch?v=e6AAyJ-GrQg
thread's theme

I told you not to smoke that blunt cj.

He’s just self medicating his bipolar disorder

Who is going to look after Mom guys?
That bitch Tina?
We have to go back.

I TOLD THAT DUMB SHIT NEVER TO INJECT WEED
NOW YOUR GOING TO GET WEED MOUTH AND GET ALL SKINNY AND SHIT

really bad

wow, this unironically hit me like a fucking train to the face, gg it was great guise, too bad we can't wind back the clock irl ;_;

love you guys, stay classy, we'll make it, even if it's against the odds

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It's cool as long as Linda doesn't mind

O D
O FUCK

>health 61
i told you niggers not to fucking touch that shit, i knew something was wrong with our boy
CJ no :(

Architecture fag. Worked as an artist part-time. People say I remind them of of Leo in Wolf Wall Street
I’m drowning in artfag pussies. From autistic sluts to titty monster

Damn, he must have been doing some seriously strong dabs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CJ
DAMN

What the fuck

Nobody gives a shit
CJ just died, man

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NOOOOOOOO IT WAS GOING SO WELL

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Goddamn

>married to a beautiful, intelligent woman
>making more money than you or your parents could have ever dreamed
>succeeding in spite of mental and physical disorders
>raising the hopes and aspirations of your family
>earning enough to support your father and mother in their declining health

>all taken away because of smack

Not even once bros. Pour one out for your nigga CJ.

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just another filthy crack addicted nigger

least he didnt pop some niglets out.

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The fact that you have to validate yourself to strangers on the internet tells me enough.
Stop acting so pathetic.
And don't bother replying, I know people like you see (you)s as upvotes, so I won't give you any more.

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>Don't give money to Charity
>Die of an overdose 2 years later
Karma is a bitch

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ALL WE HAD TO DO
WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

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Straight busta CJ.

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CJ you were living the dream man, why?!

Thanks op, it was a good ride with CJ

what the fuck will the family be without CJ bros? tina was barely turning her life around, she's just gonna relapse into depression and ma and pa are just gonna have to work themselves to death

fuck CJ dying actually boomed this entire family. their name probably won't live on. like tina's gonna have a fucking kid with her alcoholic husband after losing her brother and soon her parents. he was the light in the darkness and now he's gone.

we steered him wrong bros, it's our fault

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>learn your father has cancer
>use drugs to not think about your sorrow
>die before your father
A tragic tale, really.

Unbelievable

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This is some heavy shit nigga

;_;

I literally can't believe it.
Linda walked in, CJ, pale, slouched on the chair with a belt wrapped around his arm.
Pops having to go to his own son's funeral while having bowel cancer.

THE UNIVERSE IS TOO CRUEL MAN

Fucking hell CJ...you were living the american nigga dream...
Rip in groovestreet.

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CIA KILL ANOTHER BROTHER WITH THAT CRACK ROCK

WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW? NOW LINDA HAS TO BURY HER HUSBAND

Pa is probably already dead.
Ma won't survive long on her own.

>Age:21
>Health:70
>Happiness:30
>Intelligence:85
>Artistic:70
>Musical:75
>Athletic:40
>Strength:50
>Endurance:55
>Appearance:40
>Conscience:20
>Wisdom:50
Life's a bitch.

Fucking hell
Perfect anti-dope PSA right here

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

I'll miss you lil homie...

>Pa is probably already dead.
fuck
>Ma won't survive long on her own.
FUCK

take the pain away bros
if cj couldn't make it with all the good fortune he was receiving, can we?

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shoulda gone straight edge

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This should've been the first replay to the sad news

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FUCK YOU GUYS
YOU KILLED CJ
YOU FUCKING MONSTERS

FUCK BALLAS

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Jesus fucking christ, he studies hard, goes to college, gets a /fit/ gf after becoming a wizard, and but those demons from the past crept up and snuffed him out in his prime. Fucked up world.

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I didn't know man, I didn't know

He lived a good life, got married to a rich, smart lady. And even with his mental and physical problems he did good...we can make it, or atleast try to make it.

he's never coming back. you ruined his life and he's gone for good. linda will never recover. tina will never recover. her parents will die sick and overworked.

how could you, anons?

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>it's an OP doesn't post a download and the old Yea Forums rapidshare board is long gone episode

lol at the fucking losers in the thread.

based carl died how he lived. making and smoking that rock.

Fuck the pussies in this thread

Thread's about to die but let's kick another one off lads.

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Here the file for anyone interested at age 36.

anonfile.com/tcr4M6hdn2/Carl_Johnson_of_Los_Angeles_the_United_States_lif

Let this be a lesson bros. Fuck drugs and the people who peddle that shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
theme song of this thread

Finest man I ever knew

helo please to show pusysmell

This was a fun thread, good work OP.

>pajeet life
Yikes!

>0 years old
>I was born a boy in the city of Kamalia in Pakistan's Punjab Province.
>My parents have named me Daud. My >surname is Imran Khan. My mother, Khalida, is 33 and my father, Ali, is 38. I have a sister, Zarina, who is 2.

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We already fucking lost bros

I fucking love curry.

Thanks user. I really enjoyed this ride.
Any other anons compiling the story through screenshots?

>pakistan
fuck reroll

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Let's liberate Kashmir, fuck yeah

How about you post the actual game too

I smoked some Weed when I was 19.

Am I going to be alright?

>indian construction worker
fug

>21 int

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Age: 26
Health: 93 (for now)
Happiness: 70
Intelligence: 75
Artistic: 50
Musical: 95
Athletic: 40
Strength: 30
Endurance: 60
Appearance: 65
Conscience: 70
Wisdom: 55

time to make this motherfucker a terrorist

your mother is also your aunt

This thread reminds me of old Yea Forums. Thanks OP. You actually aren't a faggot for once

>Home
>Simple
>One room
Wait, does that mean all the family sleep in the same room?

Buff nigga
Also dumber than CJ, might be interesting

>21 intelligence
It's already over

Mom found a job and Daud got goiter and the fucking measles in the same year. This is going to be a very different life, boys.

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Go full athlete

>73 strength
>21 intelligence
>third world shitter
this is fine

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0efb13c27e7b0d190136b5d6d9f54b2ac77729cb&dn=Real+Lives+2007+with+serial&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

A-user I'm sorry...

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Lil pajeet is fucked already

That is the lot of most humans in history.

oh ok
I doubt we'll make it that far, the world does not like us.

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>four years old and already dying
this nigga's gonna die before the thread hits the bump limit

get that IT degree and start scamming dumb niggers like Carl

He's not gonna last long

Age: 35
Health: 40
Happiness: 30
Intelligence: 30
Artistic: 55
Musical: 55
Athletic: 20
Strength: 50
Endurance: 70
Appearance: 70
Conscience: 85
Wisdom: 60

Kamalia, home.

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WE'RE NOT EVEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL YET

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LIVE NIGGA LIVE

I give him 12 years

Hahahaha

jesus christ, no wonder Apu left

everything's coming up milhouse

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If anybody can overcome hookworm it's Daud.

This kid is going to die quick if he's this immunodeficient.

Dude, just let him get all the viruses and parasites, and if lil pajeet lives...we can start our Nurgle cult

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Damn get that family some iodine.
That is Daud's sole mission in life

>circumstances have allowed the family to get a nicer house
>those circumstances being their daughter being burned alive and their son having caught every fucking disease known to man at 8 years old
what the fuck is this

Insurance payout?

>goiter for everyone

>dad already at 52 health
fucking hell, this whole family is doomed

I know it's not even time yet but i don't feel like making another one later let's go go go.

>insurance in pakistan
doubt

I miss CJ...

RIP CJ

me too bro
me too...

NO CJ WHY YOU HAD SO MUCH

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Someone archive this thread. It's been one hell of an ebin ride boys.

RIP CJ, we miss you nigga.