Gamer fuel thread

>ketchupfag
lmao

stay fed

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>gin
n' bisschen früh um sich die Kante zu geben uezs

>t. skelly onions boys

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Post hand

I want to see the fat fingers

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Dropped bits maybe?

>never any food in my house so I'm constantly starving
Help ;_;

how much does a pizza that big cost?

ZA WARUDO

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Why does she look like a ball

No mate I just take care of myself and you are a fat fuck. Enjoy your meal though.

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you have to go back

I don't eat food while I play vidya.
But I do consume beverages.

try leaving the house

30 dollars is my guess.
Odd how fat people are often poor.

about 3.50

I never paid attention to it but is she opening a botlle of dressing?

i bet you're fun at parties

borb

what mustard?

>gin
>AND tonic
Hello ma'am! Would you like a serviette to go with your dinner?

NEVER EVER

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Seems like typical mayo bottle to me

>this thread

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>/fit/
lmao that's like going to Yea Forums for game recommendations

theres so much wrong with this image

Yes. Americans put salad dressing on pizza.

~25-30$

why?

You could have perfectly eat a single one but no you had to get three fucking fat fuck. Fix your diet, I can see the fat fingers

>complex carbs

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Man, this guy's legs has tits

3 burgers... i always eat one and i feel full

it's hidden valley ranch. some people put ranch dressing on their pizza. it might just be midwesterners.

Jesus fucking Christ.

tomato slice
banana peppers
onions
mustard
cheese
black pepper, paprika

my burger of choice

That's about 1400-1600kcal there
OP is a fat fuck or only eats once a day

That tray probably costs more money than I make in a year, Jesus Christ.

It's actually pretty good user.

Not kidding, i would fuck that woman with all of my might.

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they probably like the flavor.

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The sticky on /fit/ is all you need. Other then that's it's rampant homosexuality and body dysmorphia
Stop splitting hairs faggot. The gist of the image is all that matters. I don't see soda, sweets, or fast food in it. Lardass fuckwits

Did they ate the dogs?

How can you eat that trash?

Could be bulking.

looks really tasty user

real men eat plain burgers with at most cheese on them.

How fucking weak are you??

It's not Five Guys user.

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Do people just not get sick on cheese like I do?

Like I enjoy some melted cheese on my nachos and stuff but holy fuck i am actually getting sick imaging having to eat all that cheese.

More than half the cheese in that pic will end up on the table, the customers or the floor.

What's her name?

No

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I'd still be hungry desu and I'm 170 pounds. Based American evolution.

Here's your Ramen sir.

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i dont believe you

VERPISS DICH ZURÜCK NACH KOHL KRAUTMEISTER RREEEEE

You don’t bulk on fucking hamburgers

Don't try this it makes your gas into mustard

Nah, I'm with you. Cheese is fine in moderation on some stuff, but in general I don't like it either.

what are those? why is the cheese not melted?

That looks fucking delicious, although three burgers of that size would be far too much for me. Usually two is enough to last me the whole day.

wat

What drives an individual to give up like that?

>eating carbs at all
Hello obese freak

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>couscous
>quinoa
>rices
total sweetie

This thread ruined my morning. Fuck all you American fat lard ass nigger fuckers.

based and burgerpilled

R8 r8

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Eat one of these aftwr beating a game

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>on vacation in europe
>order a pizza
>get pic
WTF

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is this american food or mexican food?

Had Yoshinoya last night

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Shut up lil bitch

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stop at 1:10 and I would eat it

go to one of those hotels that serve free breakfast in the morning and take a quick bite
people won't ask you about it because if you end up living there they just look stupid and if they catch onto you they won't do shit because no one is going to try to fuck with someone over a breakfast

>That glass
You dirty fucking cunt.

wait is this the joe guy or is it someone different?

You can see the time running out for this poor man. He needs food, fast or he will actually die.

>The gist of the image is all that matters
and what would "the gist of the image" be?
its drowned in absolutely useless shit that overcomplicates a basic message, which should be
>1-1,5g protein /kg bodyweight
>reduce carbs, extremely low sugars
but instead it promotes both carbs and sugary shit like fruit, and doesnt give any recommendation on carb/fat/protein ratios

>American women

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Hot dogs. The frankfurter is probably not hot enough to melt the cheese, nevermind the bread. It looks slightly better than those of the guy in the back who looks like he ordered hot dogs smeared with shit.

if you dont think that looks good youre a homosexual

fires look good

I'd skip the ketchup and add some green stuff in there

reminds me of those ukraine pizzas where its literally just a salad on top of a piece of bread

sure you would, fatass

lmao what the hell is that kek

what the hell is that

>been dieting for 9 months already
>can't even think of eating food
>all my clothes are way too big, got nothing to wear
>random people stop me in the street to tell me about their cousins wife sister who dropped two stones or some shit
I'm fucking miserable, all I want is some cheap Easter candy and some mcdonalds

>bro look at me im under the age of 25 and eat like shit I'm so unique
no ur not
ur gonna balloon if you keep it up
I used to eat 4 double cheeseburgers at mcdonalds now I can barely eat 2

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Been eating a lot of oats, I'm pretty dang fit but I want to be fitter.

>it just keeps going
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>give up

He is evolving

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>It's another starved ethiopians shit on real food episode
>It's another bongs and aussies with their ghastly "food" like toast sandwitches and vegemite shit on real food episode
Superiority breeds jealousy

Looks good man.
I can eat a footlong hotdog like that easy and I'm not overweight.

looks like typical food at home...

Italian here
Legit, this is what authentic pizza looks like, and if you don't like it you're uncultured
All it needs is a bit of olive oil drizzled over the top and a glass of chianti

He's clearly drunk a lot from it. No sober man would post that with a sense of smugness.

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Really grasping at straws aren't you? It's fine lard ass you'll die soon enough

American culture

...

Well, it's just tuesday so I'll probably fix some spaghetti and meatballs.

>German
okay retard

Who was in the wrong here?

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Fuck off, I'm Russian and I love a good burger. Just work out and eat whatever you want in moderation, that's all you fucking need. Starving yourself and eating grass all day leads to nothing but depression.

cool
secret /fph/ thread on Yea Forums
neat

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Just buy some new clothes from wholesalers bro.

No it doesn’t. Real pizza is cut with scissors and has thin pastry.

Dumb american

These webms are like horror movies. I know something fucking awful is going to happen but I can't look away.

This thread makes me feel ill.

what is she making?

isnt that just a focaccia?

I'm 31 and still eat a fuckton of fast food for lunch and i'm bear mode.
Then again, that's more likely due working a very phyically intense job.

>Fondor
Sascher ge wek

>

It's Bob from FoodDip or Indian Joey as some call him.

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AMERICANS WILL DO THIS

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Food.

How does any human being become this big and not once ask themselves what the fuck they're doing? Is it actually that hard to not go above 2000 calories a day to stop yourself front being a fat fucking whale?

Durien unironically tastes just as bad as it smells.
The only reason Malays and Singaporians (Malay Jrs) like it is because historically they would starve without it, so they forced itself to eat it and became adapted, like dogs and rotten meat

American Za. Not that weak Italian shit.

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Ladies and Gentlemen I present you : The Nigger

my brother puts ranch on every slice he eats and we're born and raised nyc tards. He's the only person I kno to do this and I dunno where the fuck he picked it up from

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>bear mode.
another way of saying obese

>Fat Man moments before hitting Nagasaki, colourised

>Fried onions
Nah

that looks great I don't understand all the autism in this thread

Looks tasty user, I hope you enjoy your burgers!

how do all these fat people look the same jesus

Yeah

>Take piece of bread
>Put it in the toaster
>Put tomato sauce on top
>Dip in olive oil and eat
It's called foccacia and it's amazing
I love European food

Fuck you, I nearly threw up.

If you get that obese you have severe mental problems

>sweets
Fruits are candy. You can get vitamins and minerals from vegetables. Eating lots of fruit and juices are just as bad as drinking soda. And high-carb foods like rice and pasta are sugar. They spike your blood sugar far too high. Chemistry is chemistry, sugar is sugar. You're the faggot splitting hairs.

What? Durian is sweet as fuck, almost like dragon fruits.
Stay seething, border-fatass. Obese people don't get physical jobs.

Americans get to eat 3 burgers wow the concept of eating more than 2 never crossed my mind before now.

>Eating lots of fruit and juices are just as bad as drinking soda

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Don't tell the Americans, they will have an aneurysim when they find out the pizza is not 10cm tall and slathered in cheddar cheese.

what kind of mental problems cause people to eat 4000+ calories a day? stupid faggot.

The current one on /fit/ sucks
I'm enjoying this one
Thanks to fatty OP
Also the fact that there are more actual ignorant fatasses here makes it much better

>broscience is now "white science"
No wonder you guys are going crazy with your creationism and flat earth faggotry

>Obese people don't get physical jobs.
yeah they do, a lot of them do. then they delude themselves into thinking theyre not unhealthy because they can squat and deadlift a lot of weight

Those are small burgers so yeah

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That's not foccacia you filthy defiler of food.
You're supposed to BAKE the dough with olives and olive oil along with herbs

Addiction
Like cigarettes, drugs, alcohol etc

MR. DANGEROUS!!!!

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citizens of the united states or burgerkin as i like to call them, do not eat any fruit at all

the suggestion to eat more fruit and most healthy diet charts is aimed at burgerkin and their diets of fast food and fast food form a different restaurant

It's time for your dindins Yea Forums.

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>chocolate

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>Stay seething, border-fatass. Obese people don't get physical jobs.
Last time I moved one of the moving men looks like an even fatter Eddie Hall
Being a mover ain't no walk in the park either

Any major depressive disorder. It manifests in every person differently

I think its only one dude posting any content on /fph/ because its all the same shit

If you have parents that don't teach you discipline then yes. Most parents are enablers themselves.

Don't ever @ me again, 30kg soibones

Eating as a coping mechanism. Or it's among the only things he can do that still makes him happy because moving requires urban planning and a fucking crane.

imagine being this obsessed with Americans

Yes,italian pizza generally looks like pic related

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>McDonalds

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>when you know its bad but it tastes so good

>Mustard Ketchup and Mayo all mixed together.
The holy trinity!

>moving crew
>physically intense
Maybe for a skinny twig who thinks lifting a 5kg cardbox is "intense workout"
Same reason some people become alcoholic when depressed. It's the body's way of coping, even if it's destructive in the long run.

jap pizza is better
youtube.com/watch?v=A8RGmUTfUrs

you should seriously consider losing weight, having muscles doesnt mean your arteries dont get clogged

Alcoholism
Drinking makes me so damn hungry, I have legit eaten and entire family box from Mcdonalds because I was drunk and it felt like the right thing to do at the time
For reference that's 4 burgers, a family fries, 4 sodas

>doesnt even take the skin off the garlic
lol

When I go to taco bell, I get four burritos and a chalupa, but those burgers are big enough I'd only eat two. How fucking big are you op wtf

>that tiny ass dog
Every fucking time

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Don't pretend that black people believing in Wakanda and that bald people have gold in their head is any better. Everyone on this planet is retarded.

That's nice I'm sure your guests will enjoy the burgers, they do look nice although maybe you runned out of fries to fry and will end up being too few fries for 3 people but hey! This way atleast they can focus on the burguer and it's taste and don't end up full earlier by munching on them fries

This thread makes me never want to eat again.

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It will never cease to amaze me that poor shitholes like Europe and South America thinks this is a "single serving" for americans. That's literally a feast takeout for parties.
Guess their minds can't fathom the concept of having enough food for all the guests visiting your party.

Try lifting boxes continually for 3 hours
Basically 3 hours of farmers walks
You probably won't be able to do it because you're a weanie
Probably think you're tough cause you can bench 1pl8

that looks fucking disgusting

Well Japan actually has good taste in food so they appreciate our food a lot,the best pizzas in the world are still made in Italy though.

>Absolute 4.5 Cu. Ft. Unit

fify

>Legit, this is what authentic pizza looks like
its focaccia bread

lean muscles is ideal, fatty powerlifter is a terrible look. If you don't have a 6 pack you're fat.

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Success breeds jealousy

I cant really explain it but these videos of mexicans pilling up junk food gives me ASMR. Its just so mesmerizing for some reason
and no I wouldnt eat that garbage

I'm American and I unironically love hamburgers.

I used to be obese
Couple years ago when I was browsing a thread similar to this something in my head snapped and I wanted to lose weight
Now I'm normal

Whatever lad, i'm 90kg and 184cm tall, i think i'll manage.
And death wouldn't be unwelcome

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>dough
>cheese
>marinara
okay
>hotdogs
wait what?
>chocolate
>ketchup at the end
STAHP IT

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Good
Nobody actually needs to eat everyday
It's just Jewish conspiracy

Are you full blown? I'm not an alcoholic, but I know that feel of wanting to pig out when you are smashed.

Imagine being this obsessed with what others think of you.

I kinda wish I could never eat, but eating is fun so I'd miss it

poor leg
>world of warcraft
hehe

Delete yourself

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>Implying
I've walked the pilgrim roads of the Camino and the St. Olavs road with a 50kg backpack over the course of two and a half month. Come at me bro.

You sound like a vegan. Fuck off faggot with your propaganda.

imageine being this obese

Maybe you should stop believing dumb memes, troll news and poe's law is representative of everyone, even your own.

IMAGINE IMAGINING YOURSELF IMAGINING OTHERS IMAGINING FAT AMERICAN FUCKS EATING LARD FROM EACH OTHERS ASS/

comparing gourmet pizzas to fast food pizzas is a bit silly

I'm not an alcoholic anymore, no.
Sometimes I'll have a week where I drink every day, but it's not too hard to get off the sauce if I want to, not like it used to be when I had intense cravings

Ein Gedicht.

That's garlic bread you dumb american fuck

To be fair most if this food would probably taste really good and I'd try them, but goddamn people just need moderation.

This is the SIXTH thread in a row where footfags have slithered from whatever vile cave they come from.
THIS WILL NOT STAND

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I don't need to imagine all that since the thread is filled with such examples.

I made borgar at home at once I made two of them. I could finish 1.5 of them and felt like I was going to fucking die and that was without fries.
Same size borgar too.
I am 15kg overweight.
You must be obese.

genetics

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yeah like your mom

why do fags wipe the grease off?

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>so fat your leg turns into a girl's ass

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...

It's 7 AM, I haven't slept, and I'm fucking HUNGRY for 3 burgers with fries and a coke.

>not eating carbs
Welcome to your fucked up metabolism where you will gain weight in the end.

*purchases his 50th dragon dildo*

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The grease is what literally makes you fat. If you wipe it off, it's almost as healthy as eating a bread with a slice of lean dried ham on it.

because lets be honest it doesnt taste that good

though if you have a choice to eat something other than a pepperoni pizza and you still want to wipe the grease away youre just a fucking retard

Americans are asleep so you're just getting posts from people starving in third world countries who are jealous of the prosperity and plenty of the USA.

A poor man's focaccia. I used to toast bread, put tomato sauce and melted cheese on top of it for a quick homemade """"""""pizza"""""""" when I was like 10. I guess it was more of a bruschetta than it was pizza

Yeah bro, it's all memes and fake news. They photoshopped his arm off as a joke lol.

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Not him but what? You know that low carb diets are literally the most effective way to lose weight?

>Looking at some fat guy's legs
Hmm...

>french fry sandwich
Takes me back to being a kid again.

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>fat is bad
what time machine did you step out of
carbs are the trendy essential nutrient to hate now

SPHERICAL!

Krautmeister best

If you want to live in a world that's like one big unfunny meme, i won't stop you.

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>no curry sauce
it's shit

Retard thinks fat is bad but literally non essential carbs are good.

Media brainwash complete.

Unironically, if you had AIDS wouldn't you want to try eating an albino child's arms just to make sure you'd tried every possible cure instead of giving up on life?

>Yanks call burning burgers and hotdogs to charcoal a "barbecue"
Grow up.

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>toast bread
>put some ketchup and olive oil on it
>voila it is now foccacia bro
No. It fucking isn't.

I refuse to believe that's anything other then gravy.

>cheese and chocolate
end this fucking gay earth right now

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>Hating on traditional Yea Forums merchanise
Classic tourist!

what is "real" barbecue then?

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I hoped she would lift the dress haha

Is it a trailer of a next gen miss pac-man?

I was looking at girl's ass and then realized it was a man's leg.

this guy is actually a terrible cook
memes are not real life

Whenever aussies roast bongs

ayy lmao ebin

>taking off the surface grease makes it fat free!
NIGGER WHAT

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AIDS medicine from the West is probably cheaper than albino child arms.

That'll be $300 please
Based salt bae making gourmet meals for us common folk

my sides

>Retards don't think FAT makes you FAT
If it doesn't make you fat, then why the fuck is it called god damn FAT?

ukfag here, those pizzas dont look very appetizing to me. what's wrong with liking a takeaway pizza covered in grease and cheese? that's the fucking point. that's not to say Americans are okay to eat that shit 24/7, but the problem is with Americans eating that shit all the time, not with the rest of us eating it occasionally.

..and that's ok!

>3 burguers plus fries
Imagine being this obese.

Jesus Fucking CHrist, that's fake right ?

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>go to gym for two weeks
>shitpost on /fit/
>go back to your mainboard Yea Forums
>uh you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like sweetie

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why doesnt eating chicken turn you into a chicken

if you knew how the human body worked youd know that carbs make you fat because the body wants to store all carbs

This, wtf. I'm 105 Kg/185 Cm and even i feel full
after 1 hamburger and some fries.

>Medicine from the west
>Cheap
That'll be 11k, + tip

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Nah, I have a 6 pack but I'm 6'4 and work out a lot. 2 burgs is fine, hell sometimes even 3.

What sucks about being 500+ lbs is needing a stretcher because you cant walk and not having anyone able to carry you

The grease contains all the trans-fat so if you wipe it off you wont become a tranny fatty :)

how are you so fat then

>america
>the west
lol
america is africa

>he eats the Bridgeford value pack mommy buys at Big Lots

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>people won't ask you about it
They will ask about your room number.

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I think it's just the fact your joke of a nation is extremely obese, m8

id eat it

im kinda sad that all this gross and fascinating fast food doesnt make its way to my nordic shithole

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WAKKA WAKKA

White man invented AIDS to kill blacks
White man medicine just makes us more sick
Albino child arms are where it's at

Man, I eat like twice as much as I likely should sometimes, because I don't pay enough atention while eating and watching what ever I might be watching at the time. Need to just put the bare minimum on my table and not have to worry about it. Like 2 slices of bread is probably overkill at this point if I wanna lose weight. Watching this just makes me wonder how some people can eat this stuff and not gain weight. Maybe they just work out alot.

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You guys laugh over american fastfood but have you ever seen the world heritage that is german home cooking?

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Is he some lost nephew of Joey?

>make a big burger
>cut it in several slices
>call it a pizza
woah...

72k for room and board. Add 10-20k more and you can buy yourself an appartment around here. How much do albino arms go for?

Thou art I and I am thou
Thou hast established a new bond

Thou shalt be blessed when creating Personas of the Sun Arcana

>That'll be 2k pounds + all your knives

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You just know most people who bought this ate it all themselves
I know I would

why is the chicken raw

you idiots pizza grease isn't good fats its trans fat that fucks up your arteries and raises your blood pressure

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your meal size is only on factor in the equation, you can eat big meals less often

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is that some kind of sausage and pineapple on bread?

>semi-private room
wat?

>White people cuisine
Sandra this water is too spicy, do you have anything milder?

>big burger
are you actually dumb? look at the patties. It's just the bread sliced to fit a circle

What actually bothers me about this is the fork. Be a man and use your fingers

>uk
>the west
lol
uk is middle-east, youre getting closer though

Gaining/losing weight is a long process. You can pig out one day and still maintain your weight if your daily calorie consumption is low enough.

he is not wrong dear burger
fruits are full of sugar just like soda

WHO IS SHE

What do you guys think about my fuel?

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What am I looking at

theres grease INSIDE it user

I can't even tell what this is.

*ding* *ding* *ding*
we got a winner

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"pizza grease" is different depending on whats on the pizza
italians slather pizzas in olive oil, american pizza grease is usually from pwpperoni

my mum

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A room that houses two people with a curtain dividing the room.

Some privacy, but not much.

What am I seeing?

that'd be it.
i'm 35, ate like shit and drank heavily and was thin as fuck until I quit my physical labor job.
gained 30kg since.

never seen such a retard in my life. the grease is sitting ON TOP of all the cheese & toppings. you can try it yourself and wipe it off you fucking IDIOT.

god i wish i could gas germany, not only cant they stop taking over europe but their food is shit as well

REAL WOMEN HAVE A SINGLE CURVE

Verpiss dich zurück zum Krautkanal mit deinen Krautmeisterbildern. Kann ja wohl nicht angehen.

that's fake

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'obese' is a term coined by chinks to try and make themselves feel better about americans eating so much good food all the time USA USA USA

almost a full week's worth of food there

Fastest way to loose weight?

jack in his younger fit days

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It stinks but is actually a sweet fruit.
Your tastebuds might be affected by the smell?

Looking at this picture made me freeze up in real life. I've never had so many conflicting feelings sweeping through me at once.

We should start a media campaign pushing the healthy and fashionable new "apple body"
Men are sick of stick figures with no curve

what are the green apples called? they're pretty sour right? i think i used to eat them as a kid but now i don't see them anymore

>German
also obsessed

>he doesnt like hackfleisch pudding

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See those little white spots? That's fat and it leaks grease when you warm it up. No matter how many times you wipe your topping, it will still be in there.

Granny smith?
Red apples are superior

More like 42 foods you need to eat so you die.

stop eating

proper diet

The Chinese are fast becoming obese fucks as well.

Eat less, exercise more.

>everything needs to have fucking cheese as a part of it
It is true suffering to hate the taste and smell of cheese.

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Fruits contain calories tho. You're better off eating
mainly protein based food and vegetables. With some fruit now and then, but not too much.

SEETHING

ketogenic diet. lose 1kg+ per week easily if youre obese without even exercising because your body starts burning fat for fuel after less than a week

top tier gamer fuel

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>i will never have the variety of junk food that Americans have available in my country

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>3 burgers
There better be tomato and onions on those, OP, ya fat fuck.

Because its fucking disgusting

>That'll be 24k euros + weed

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>$8.3k for an x-ray
lel
it's literally $30 for an x-ray here

4/3πr^3

AND THE ROCKETS RED GLAAAAAARE

That means more funny webms with elevators and such. Good.

It's a down low form of ethnic cleansing
You put dairy products in all your food so non-whites know they're not welcome and go back to their own country

They get to that point precisely because they don't ask themselves what they're doing.
It doesn't help that they also have basically no societal pressure on them about being obese either, at least in the US. Hell even just discussing the obvious impact to health will get some people breathing down your neck.

feels bad man

Honestly that room looks comfy af

>t. tranny

>DURRRRRRRRR HOW BREAD WORK
it soaks into the fucking dough when it cooks you retard. unless you're getting no meat, no cheese. you're getting grease. fuck even the sauce has grease in it most likely

ok but wiping the thick layer of grease on the top does remove a lot of the fat. why is this so hard for you to understand?

>Still using the fake news BMI bullshit
>Still pretending that even if it was legit, 30 is the normal
There's a reason gorillas and chimps have a BMI of 45 yet is healthy as can be.

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oh shit i just had burgers today too, fresh from the grill

Kids who put ranch on pizza got bullied.
t. midwest

It looks like somebody took a shit in between the buns

>black people cuisine

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lmao

this better be bait

Stop eating fat fuck

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If you do this, no matter if you're "ironic" or not, i will hunt down and torture every ironic and genuine THICCfag in the world

what is this called

Fuck off, i did that diet for 6 months,it was hell and i still looked like shit, fitness is a meme.

Australians call grilling things "a barbecue" Americans call it grilling. We call barbecue "barbecue" you stupid faggot. And it's a highly regional-specific form of cooking. There's Texas, St Louis, 2 types in NC, SC. Even the Jews get in on it with their slow-cooked and smoked meat, Pastrami.

Don't lecture us about something we invented.

I'm a tranny because I don't like buckets of grease?

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oh another vid where people stuck on baloo-

oh. OH WTF

Ahahaha fat people cope is best cope.

Jesus Christ it's fucking disgusting.

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stop drinking soda/alcohol
drink water
exercise 6 days a week
stay under 2000 calories a day
never snack between meals
never sleep after a meal
dont go to bed until at least 4h after dinner

congrats, you'll be shitting out 5kg/week easily.

Skyline is so awful.

Google little emperor syndrome. The one child policy really fucked shit up. You have 4 grandparents all spoiling the same little shit.

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t."healthy at every size" fattie

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Burgers charge mothers for skin-to-skin "treatment" if they want to hold their babies after birth. What do you expect?
But fortunately only poor unemployed leeches pay for it. Humans of worth have insurance.

more like 1,5 - 2 kg

how long should I bet at the gym?

>condiments and spices
>no sugar
>recommends teriyaki
/fit/ showing off their culinary ignorance once again

Forgot pic.

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American BBQ is so gay
>Hurr lets spend 12 hours waiting for meat to smoke so it tastes like ash
Australian BBQ is better

Not gonna lie Id buy this just to try it if I saw it in the store

Unfortunately all fast food here is fucking bland

I read somewhere that his food actually tastes bad, but what did you expect from someone who only puts a bit of salt on food and nothing else.

Fried pickles are so good. I want that the most out of all that garbage in the webm.

>this fucking thread

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Prime gamer fuel

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>buddy orders every cheeseburger without cheese
>"cheese distorts the flavor"
>"No hamburgers are different, they aren't the same"
I some times legitimately wonder if this guy is autistic.

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Back to rtae my plate on Facebook faggot

It removes some of it, a bunch is still stuck in the meat and dough.

Thread about videogames gets deleted
This shit is still up
Fuck mods

>"americans can't bbq"
>"yes we can"
>yeah, well, americans can't grill stuff
???

foodtruck diarrhea

Hang in there

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>user is so poor and uncultured he eats blocks of cheese

>Fried pickles
that sounds fucking disgusting but im curious how it tastes now

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The sad part about this is that even if these people went to a place where food is plenty their body won't be able to handle the sudden change in their diet and they would probably get sick.

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ive lost 100 pounds through intermittent fasting and omad, 275-175 over the course of the past 10 months
feels fucking good
5'11 btw

Let me guess, your MK tranny burka thread got deleted and now you're furious people have fun bantering?

Almost, from what I'm counting you could probably live 2 weeks off of that and not have issues ... well other than the food potentially going bad because it's 2 weeks old.

Epic Gamer Thread. The future is soft and round, but we must do it for the epic loot.

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This guy had a stroke right? Imagine my shock

Probably the most expensive dish posted so far.

Happy for you man

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cheese is expensive

You'd probably pay out of the ass for a 100% organic bug hamburger at some fancy restaurant in the US. They've already started with crickets.

This is all you need to test yourself and see if you're white or not.

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Just imagine the snap of some fresh pickles warmed up and some crispy deep fry batter. It's really good.

sup fags

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>lil kid me
>I like pizza rolls
>also lil kid me
>i like sandwiches
>get brilliant idea
>combine two things I like
>vomit for an hour

good idea faggot, if you want that user to ruin his body.

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i can make it for you for free from my backyard

looks like a chicago "pizza"

snort that shit with my dick bitch

Even the fucking cat is fat

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FAT FUCKKKKK

No, it's his natural talent

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>Jug of cheese costs $12 + tip at my local Costco
Lmao, Eurofags

Lol

What does this taste like? I know its some american tomato pie

You invented smoked/grilled meat? What were people eating before the US of A came around and showed them the right way?

It's not as spicy as people make it sound to be...

Proper cheese is expensive, much like proper wine or whiskey. Because it needs to be aged

Where are my water bros?

what

are you retarded

its deep dish pizza
it's just pizza with the tomato on top

t. not white people

slavland, and it's not really a pizza, technically speaking. it's fucking great though, lines outta the ass for a place with 3 tables.

From sitting around on my ass all day. Eating very cheap popsicles on a hot
day got me where i am as well, but i'm too lazy to go to the store nowadays
to eat snacks so i stopped doing that. I gain no weight these days but i don't lose it either

Lmao, eurofags and their blue vein dick cheese

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I-It's actually marshmallow, r-right?

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>What were people eating before the US of A came around and showed them the right way?
shitty british "food" like boiled sheep's dick and stuffed pig anus.

Hell, ice cream contains bug parts

It's art bro

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I will never understand what goes through his head. He is so fucking stupid it's astounding.

white ppl make food

pretty sure thats mexican food

there are americans who mix butter into their coffee. go on, google it. I dare you

based, came to the thread specifically to call out the yankee scum.

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I know you are pretending to be retarded but still
>jug

i could literally eat it in one gulp and still be starving
is this peasant food?

>be slav
>eat normally
>sedentary lifestyle, all day in front of a pc
>196cm, 85kg
it blows my fucking mind people can get american-fat. how much food do you have to literally shove down your throat to become a fucking hamplanet, how is it even possible?

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are you ?ketogenic diet can give you kidney stones, several vitamin and mineral deficiencies, decreased bone mineral density, , gastrointestinal distress, etc. We don't know all the effects of that type of diet

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Don't ask questions

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eat less, excercise more.

Get a workout routine, stick to it, expand it.
Go for walks, jog, run.
Lift whatever, just stay active.
Maybe do something like dancing for motivation if just working out feels monotonous.

Stop eating candy, snacks could be an idea.
Or at least diminish it.
Same with soda.

Snack on something with low calories if you're low on willpower when it comes to that and you just find yourself at the fridge every now and then. Like carrots.

>Gross, how can they eat such unappethizing food?
>Ah yes, rotten pissstained sharks and sheep brains, now that is the food of whites!

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lmao what

american food is overloaded with some fucking syrup, they put that shit into everything

Check your area for food banks, if your in a city there's usually one around.

Stop posting, Mr. President.

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Or go eat some decent Sichuan or Chongqing cuisine.

You eat at this restaurants for the "atmosphere" and "experience" and other buzzwords to trick rich people into giving you their money.

as a 5'7 man this is the only pic ITT that hurt me the most. so true.

looks dry, needs some sauce

What sort of jewish lies have you been listening to?

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There are people who do it, and people who react to it that way, and I always ask what's the major difference between cream and butter that causes the reaction?

Yeah of course people would, but it would be a niche food.
You can't possibly eat that shit all the time and have the energy to go to work and run errands.
These people just sit around collecting bugs and chilling in the dirt all day.

how has no one noticed the poor cat at the bottom left?