I love sushi

I love sushi.

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I love Japan.

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JAY RAWK

"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses. "Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves." "I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation. "Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something. "Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage. "GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination. "I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him. "AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
[3:16 AM] Jansports: "Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly. "Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.

>go to Tokyo
>eat sushi, hamburg, takoyaki, korean bbq, ramen etc.
>come back home
>still prefer local non-international fast food
Japanese McDonalds or Wendys is definitely better over there, but sure enough nothing beats American city-local fast food.

"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair. The insinuation that eurodance could be mistaken for his homeland's music was more than Kobayashi could bear "Sakura-con Ikimasu!" Kobayashi roared, praying to any god willing to listen the coven assembled before him would peacefully leave his humble shop.

>infernal scarecrow man

every time

I love japan period.

MANGAAAAAA