I don't wanna go to work

that's not an option bro

been unemployed since christmas

thank god for rich wageslave parents

>"haha fucking wagies"
>I could literally become a pathetic neet at any moment too

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I understand this feel wojak user, but come on, pepe user needs someone to keep the economy going for those neetbux. Stay strong, for him.

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youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo

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OOOOOOH WAGIE, WHERE ARE MY NEETBUX WAGIE?

Hi Yea Forums, making the same question again, i think i will just take this to /adv/
Do i focus on my personal projects (book and game) or do i get a part time job? Thanks

are your projects good? or just a waste of time

>i focus on my personal projects (book and game) or do i get a part time job?
depends on almost everything else about your situation

me on the far right

wagie wagie

>have a nice job
>enjoy it
>like working there
>good hours
>but pays about 1,800 burgers a month
Can't have everything I guess.

WAGIE WAGIE BACK INTO YOUR CAGIE!

From a former wagie to a now neet faggot, it's not that great

being a wagie is a lot better tbqh

What do you run?

I'm working on building my own at the moment.

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video games

our boy is in valhalla now, making the valkyries wipe his ass

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>I WANT A SONG

You better give the man a song, wagie. Otherwise you might not get to afford canned corn this week.

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Nice try but my personal experience tells me you're wrong.

Jobs depress me. I dont like it. Who here plans to just save up and retire early? I dont care if i hav to eat cheap food just dont make me work.

Medical weed farm with 6 greenhouses and an extractor building. Buncha asains who don't even speak english do the labor.

shitposting aside, can you really get money from the government if you don't work in america?
do you need to have a disability or something?

WAGIE WAGIE STARTS TO CRY
THE TOILET PAPER'S SINGLE PLY
HER FINGERS SLIP RIGHT THROUGH THE PAPER
WATCH OUT WAGIE, IT'S A GAPER

A GIANT FART RIPS THROUGH MY CHEEKS
HER SLANT EYES BURN BECAUSE IT REEKS
OF GOOEY CHUNKS OF CORN AND FUDGE
BUT ONE OF THEM JUST DOES NOT BUDGE
"WIPE IT DEEPER, TO YOUR WRIST"
I MOAN OUT LOUD, AROUSED AND BLISSED

SO WAGIE DOES WHAT SHE IS TOLD
PLUNGES HER ARM INTO MY FOLD
HER UNIFORM WITH POO A'FLECK
I HOPE IT'S WORTH THE SMALL PAY CHECK

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>tfw only 300k savings
>might inherit my parent's houses that I could rent out but that's it
>probably won't be able to reach the passive income meme
Life is suffering even if your net worth is over 1 million, you need at least 10 to be comfy now.

Don't know m8, my last job was basically running an entire hotel restaurant/bar for 12-14 hours. It sucked, but relaxing with a bev and a nice meal after work is better than whatever the fuck i'm doing now

Some people that i presented them said they were good, but they wont make any money, at least for now
my family receives 4k brazilian money per month, the only problem is my mom asking me to be a wagie, but we wont evict me

Damn I need to set up a good business.

I just make websites. Wish I had a "real" business. How did you get started?

You have to have a disability, mental disability counts, and are pretty easy to fake

I-It's not time yet user, Still have a few days to go.

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Hell yeah, I can sing at work?
I fuckin' love to sing. If I can get paid to sing while I work, that's a pretty cool job.
You don't gotta sing Zippity do da, sing whatev.

>like to work cause it beats my brain revolving in my skull as a neet
>work with actual incompetent retards with anger problems though

oh this is why people go to school huh

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Wait, why didn't she just refuse?

Anyone else do 12 hour shifts? I work 3-3 and I honestly prefer it to the typical 5-2 schedule.

but seriously
what the fuck are you supposed to do for work
i really, really dont want to work 5 days a week, but i dont want to be poor either

>No job, no income
>Only thing I can do is draw
>Could try to milk out furfags and what not
>Never do for some god forsaken reasons that I don't even know myself

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Well, I worked for 11 years as a plumber and had ridiculous savings from being single and being a recluse when not working. So me and my pops combined funding and started it up. I don't even smoke the shit but it's profitable.

>I WANT IT NICE AN CLEAN, WAGIE
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
>OOPS DON'T MIND ME, WAGIE, JUST DIGESTING THAT TASTY AIRLINE FOOD
*PFFFFFFFFFT*
>OH, YOU WANT A TASTE?
*SHARTS*
>DO YOU WANT A COKE WITH THAT?
*SPRAYS LIQUID DIARRHEA*

she likes that stuff

i think i'd actually prefer them over the 8 hour shifts so you could get more days off

if you're a recluse/introvert then be a security guard

the pay is shit but you can just sit on your ass and play vidya

Not sure if I should laugh, or feel bad for her ... both.

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You have enough pride to not be a furfag

Imagine living in a nanny state

>Imagine working with people and refusing the client anything.
Come on now user, you wanna get fired, or are you gonna bend over the counter?

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if it makes you feel better, mcdonald's is actively working to remove employees from their restaurants

Also, I don't understand the arguments people make here about neetbux, it just comes off as lazy teenagers living with their parents and larping about being a "real neet" when they're probably still in school. The projection always seems to be that every employee is stuck at mcdonald's and every neet lives a cozy life of comfort shitposting all day, yet I'm now in my late 20's, I have a job which, while not really fun, gives me income and lets me do fun things, and meanwhile, everybody I know that is a legitimate neet is fucking depressed and miserable.

Same here. I switched jobs from one with a decent wage and overtime opportunities that I hated to one I love that only pays a fixed 1350 bongbux a month.

I got a job and quite literally bought a gf. It is quite nice sometimes to have some of your pure wishes come true with a cute gf. Like hand holding and tickling her feet.

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unless you get shafted and they stick you into a store

>me
>26yo
>28$/h
love my job :D

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>americans think that getting to be a neet is somehow special since their country doesnt have social security

>bought gf
where get.

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This character makes me love

All GF's are bought, either directly or indirectly.

Because you're scared that dogs will not want to be your friedns anymore if you do?

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wut job my dude

I have a job which, while not really fun, gives me income yeat I'm fucking depressed and miserable.
What do?

>been at work for an hour already
And its only 5am.
You dont know true suffering.

You either choose mail order brides if you're balling, tinder whores, or become lucky and able to set up a hikaru genji plan (Aka Wife Husbandry).

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requires loicense over here

But it's 11 AM

But at what cost?
What pride is there in being a useless sack of shit wasting away staring at his monitor, lacking so much ambition and motivation that he can't be bothered to feed himself one day in two

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>What do?
Live with it, like the rest of the population.

>hikaru genji plan
My plan

When I'm working I feel like I'm at least making money so when I get home with no drive to do anything it feels deserved but when I'm out of work I feel nothing because I just feel like shit with no motivation to get out of bed because I have no money. I hope I get this cashier job I applied for because I hated fast food and never want to do that shit again. Fuckin construction was better than fast food and I was breaking my god damn back moving heavy shit all the time but at least I was building something instead of just making some nigger their chicken.

>be 26
>have never had a real job in my life, simply because I'm a lazy fuck with overly coddling parents
>live off my inherited grandparents money in my parent's house
>father just got a letter that said I was eligible for $700 a week in disability benefits
>the government actually thinks that I went this long without a job because I am mentally incapable of flipping burgers, rather than because I'm a lazy piece of shit

Looks like life just got a whole lot easier for me. Gonna get a new PC soon.

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>americans

>start working
>guy im paired with literally has some kind of autism and refuses to speak or cooperate

fuck you if you're like this, seriously

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