>woman starts talking in voice chat
Woman starts talking in voice chat
Brayden Ortiz
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Bentley Cook
>"""woman""" starts talking in voice chat
Thomas Rogers
>she's actually got skills
>game ends
>"gg later dudes"
Henry Ward
>Someone turns mic on
>just coughs
Liam Perez
This bothers people?
Asher Roberts
Have sex.
Andrew White
Never happened larping fag
Isaac Diaz
>being able to hear her over the music you're blasting in chat
Dominic Parker
Femanons post vocaroos pls
Joseph Bennett
The problem isn't the 'gurl gamers' it's the orbiters that are sure to ensue.
Connor Hall
>turns on mic just to burp into it
DEVILISH
Isaac Turner
>someone has mic on
>never talks
>game sounds go through it the entire time
William King
>join game
>butch lesbian voice starts complaining about my playing
>her orbiter starts a vote kick
Jaxon Harris
>Someone turns mic on
>"HELP MEE HELP MEE"
>Does gunshot noises
>Laughs to himself
Jace Harris
Nah it happened to me. She carried the team in [/spoiler]Fortnite
Logan Gray
>can hear the sound of domestic abuse in the background
Dominic King
>ay girl wanna compare dicks?
Angel Diaz
>woman starts talking in voice chat
Grayson Jenkins
>New Yorker joins the game
>"I'M WALKING HEAAH!"
Austin Sanders
IT'S A GOOD TIME FOR CROPS, BET YOU DIDN'T KNO THAT
Parker Thomas
>someone has a mic but no headphones
>everybody's voice echoes
>yours sounds like shit
Adrian Ramirez
>woman leaves the kitchen
Evan Ortiz
>Texan joins the server
>”HOOOWDY YAAAAAAALL”
Jace Richardson
Wow nice spoiler newfag
Just off yourself or lurk moar, don't post
Julian Walker
>"woman" applies to be mod for your favorite mmo
Cooper Turner
>hey
>Anybody got a mic
Nicholas Ortiz
>californian joins the game
>"suhhh dudes *bong rip*
Blake Martin
>nobody bats an eye because they're all adults
>that one autist virgin that makes a deal out of it and is the only one who cares and bitches
Kevin Hill
>that sign
sigh... I really hope white supremacist would get the fuck out of my Yea Forums or at least kept in the containment board of /pol/
William Gutierrez
>i do this and it always gets laughs in casual siege games
perks of being from this weird ass part of the country
Liam Thomas
I got one for you
Kayden Martin
>everybody clamors over her, either to insult her or worship her, both for no reason
>game almost grinds to a halt because of their faggotry
Lincoln Ward
Have sex.
Isaac Morales
And in the chaos, I rush in, to slurp from her clit-cock
Isaiah Moore
Cringe.
Christopher Evans
Have sex.
Asher Brooks
>omg women are not sexual objects
>lmao i found the incel, get laid virgin haha
Lucas Ross
>little boy starts talking on voice chat
>people think it's a girl
Jacob Gutierrez
This shit is why I don't play multiplayer games anymore.
Xavier Russell
based and futapilled
Owen Johnson
Asuka's feet
Joseph Torres
>fat fuck turns mic on while hes eating
>doesn't even say anything
>just fucking gobbling down doritos and burping
Eli Reyes
>playing teamgames with randoms
you deserve everything coming to you
Christopher Ortiz
>Very high pitched male voice starts speaking, trying to ape a female's
>Tell them to stop pretending to be a girl
>Can hear them getting sadder and sadder every time they say "I AM a girl"
>Realize they are a tranny
I kind of felt bad actually, he was a pretty nice dude
Landon Williams
>12 year old kids screaming faggot and nigger at eachother enter the game
Tyler Peterson
I know the fantasy world in your mind is a lovely place, but here's the reality:
>woman starts talking in voice chat
>she's the only one talking
>describes every detail of what they're doing
>talking to someone else in the background over mic
>won't shut the fuck up
>finally someone tells her she's an annoying cunt
>WOW GET LAID LOSER HAHA
>several other people chime in and agree she's an annoying cunt
>continues to be annoying and overall detrimental to the experience
Nathan Sanchez
Thanks /pol/
Zachary Green
>talking with Japanese buddies in Japanese on discord
>someone comes in and starts speaking English
the most awkward annoying shit of all time.
Chase Baker
>press push to talk button
>"haha"
Ryder Moore
I should add, after being told to shut the fuck up by the entire lobby, the average woman will then attempt to "shit talk" like all of the men that have plowed her in the past do with their buddies, except the concept is lost on them and they just come off as irritating.
Liam Cruz
Women don't take anything seriously. Everything they do is just for the novelty of it. They don't NEED to work. If they work, it's just for the novelty. It's hard to respect them; at best all we can do is humor them. Seeing a woman try to be "passionate" or "serious" is like watching a little boy dress in his dad's clothes. It's all pretend.
Joshua Powell
Holy shit imagine being this much of an incel
Daniel Harris
I've smashed pissholes with more women than you've interacted with in your life, fucking faggot.
Julian Long
>vacuuming in background
Brody Cook
I'll take things that never happened for 2千.
Christopher Bailey
>talking with American buddies in American on discord
>someone comes in and starts speaking Japanese
the most awkward annoying kuso of all time.
Benjamin Russell
Joseph Long
>mom takes her son's headset and goes on a harangue
Benjamin Sanchez
>Play Berlin 1943 roleplay on Gmod
>Leutnant of Ordnungspolizei is a girl
>Call her mommy, eventhough I outrank her
Good times were had by all.
Isaac Green
>Tranny joins the game
>[wrist slitting noises]
Daniel King
have sex
Eli Bennett
円?
William Hughes
>female starts talking in voice chat
>everyone ignores her
Based post-feminism
Kayden Richardson
>woman joins and starts talking in voice chat
>starts rambling about her day
>just wanders around and getting herself killed in game
>beta faggots start sucking up to her
>"HAHAHA you're so funny femAnon!"
>someone finally tells them to shut up and play
>she starts going on about incels this incels that something something have sex you virgin blah blah
>orbiters start circlejerking about "ugh toxic gamers these days...amirite?"
Chase Barnes
>Baby crying
>Parents arguing
>Dishes clinking
>Person on mic is screaming at someone in their house
>Dog barking
>Microwave going off
>All on push to talk
Fucking Mexicans, Jesus Christ
Julian Hall
>/pol/ is responsible for online games on the Xbox in the early 2000s
Why are the faggots that blame /pol/ for everything so impossibly fucking stupid?
Jose Ortiz
>BE ausfag
>Never heard Tennessee accent
>Suddenly they are the most funniest thing on earth to me
WHY
Christian Harris
>Baritone Chad starts talking in voice chat
Brayden Powell
I want to impregnate you Thylacine-sama!
Tyler Reed
...
Jace Stewart
>tfw one girl in voice chat turns every guy into mindless drones that would follow her around like dogs protecting her like she's important
any guy that does this is by definition desperate. stop playing vidya with me and have sex.
Isaac Long
>women joins team
>we win
>she invites me to her discord
>find out she's like 12
>get the fuck out of there
Honestly she sounded like she was in her early 20's, be careful out there lads.
Zachary Miller
>OP lets everyone know he's an incel
Mason Morris
>start talking in voice chat
>no one responds
>can't tell if they can't hear me or if they just choose to ignore me
Dominic Parker
>sheltered weeb has grown up listening to high-pitched anime voices for his point of reference to female voices
>join game, talk in little girl voice
>he thinks I'm 20
>desperate enough for e-pussy that he goes to my discord
Ryan Stewart
>game ends
>incomprehensible yelling too close to the mic
>erika ear rape
>people yelling to shut up
>hitler speech
>one guy making sexual moans
>another yelling to vote foy
Day of Infamy has the wackiest community I've ever experienced but I wouldn't want it any other way.
Dominic Sanders
SCP:SL has about 80% of those.
Parker Torres
nigger
Alexander Brown
>I start talking in voice chat
>people ask what grade I'm in
>I'm 26
Jason Russell
haha voicelet
Xavier Reed
You must have a very cute voice.
Oliver Foster
>Multiple dudes are talking and acting normal
>One women joins in and says hi
>Literally everyones personality changes doing whatever it takes to get her attention going so far as to insult each other to try to make her laugh
>Leave
Holy fuck
Ryder Campbell
Everyone who complains about /pol/ doesn't even belong on this website.
Caleb Lopez
>Dicking around with the boys
>Woman shows up
>Feel my personality drastically shift to try to impress the girl
>Stop having fun
Instincts are fucking gay
Nathaniel Thomas
Very funny.
Carson Morgan
Don’t. Help add to the 40%
Thomas Johnson
>Woman joins voice chat in tf2
>woman is also half owner of the server
> she is pretty decent at the game
>Plays for fun and has no YouTube or twich chanel.
>I ask her why she likes tf2
>she got bored of it but one day she meet a guy in a crit server
> they became very good frends
>they meet in real life
>they started dating
>they married
>they create their own crit server to celebrate how they meet
>his husband is the other half owner of the server
>they play almost every day together in the server they made.
>tfw you realize you will never find the love of your life like this
Henry Watson
>female talks in voice
>immediately ask her "will you be my gf pls?"
>she doesn't talk again
Charles Fisher
Choke on your micro dick or break your spine, choose
Grayson Foster
Zachary Harris
Don't be so mean, user.
Aaron Powell
>"get the fuck out roastie"
>start a vote kick on her
>it passes
Jeremiah Campbell
Joshua Carter
>woman starts talking in voice chat
>mute everyone in the game
Jace Jenkins
Que?
Chase Torres
team of amputees or what? stop embarrassing yourself
David Brown
>best of Yea Forums thread gets deleted
>this has been up for two hours
Henry Collins
The mods are such absolute fucking niggers
Levi Richardson
>someone has their kinect on
>and they're playing music
>nigger music
Charles Mitchell
>server bullies a girl into leaving
Ayden Taylor
Happened exactly zero times
Jack Williams
Why is this so common?
Thomas Foster
>Someone turns mic on
>*Sigh*
Jonathan Kelly
>2007
Go make me a sandwich bitch
>2012
Holy shit theres A GIRL ON OUR TEAM!?!!!!?
>2019
"""""""Girl""""" (Male)
Robert Robinson
>girl jokingly bullies you over mic
It happened literally once and I still remember it clearly. It was just one jokey condescending line but fuck.
Andrew Rogers
>female joins
>she starts winning
>she tells me I play like a girl
>she starts insulting my manhood
Ian Howard
Just become a girl, user.
Austin Miller
This one time I lost a judo match to a girl half my size, the humiliation was orgasmic.
Joshua Parker
based
this literally has never happened ever EVER
Joseph Carter
>are you a boy or a girl?
Ryder Evans
>tfw havent responded to a single mother will die in sleep post for 2 years straight and she's still not dead
WAKE ME UP
Ian Perry
based and cutepilled
Joseph Watson
>Chicano joins game
>YO BRO MY MOM MADE SOME CHICHARRON AND WON'T LET ME PLAY 'TIL I EAT IT ALL
>AND I GOT SOME TACITOS TOO
>woman starts yelling in spanish for 3 consecutive minutes, and then you realize that's her inside voice
>some music with brass instruments is always faintly playing in the background