APOLOGIZE

I'd fuck that crab

bros...

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Honk

Can somebody explain?

Stop EVRRPing

dumb smelly crabcrab died because of his dumb smelly smell

its ok bros

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That's obviously it's exoskeleton.

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that was the dude who made the liru game, right?

The hacker known as Yea Forums hacked into this man's pet crab and uploaded 4GB of gay crab porn into its brain. Crab brains only have 3GB of storage so the crab died.

Yeah, he prefers 8 over 4.

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who cares about a crab when we Mc fucking lost cancer-user

-teen?

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>anime avatar
,>kanji in username
>talking about Yea Forums in public
>twitter

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What a relief...

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Yeah. No anal because he has hemmorhoids

I guess his shell wasnt thick enough

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Every fucking time.

>im too jaded to with my pathetic life to let other people have their cute fun

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This kills the crab

I was about to ">muh sekrit club" you but I realized that if newfags actually abided by the sekrit club meme we wouldn't be overrun with facebook normalfags and neogaf refugees.

I wonder if there's a ghost in that shell?

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But we are 4channel not Yea Forums

>/i/ - invasion
this has got to be the most elaborate ruse i've ever seen related to this board. people that've been here for years think it existed, people that have only just heard about Yea Forums think """/i/""" caused so much internet havok. its the legend that never existed.

They're not wrong though this place is full of fucking awful people

I-I'm so sorry, Mr. Crab..

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God forbid people have usernames in their native language.

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>wtf
Oh shit thats my post!

*van explodes*

Delete this

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>he lacks the vital information

I'm sorry but I can't. I'm not a reverend.

no self respecting jap will have an anime avatar
that's just shit they produce to get gaijin money

>that random dog
based

What's the point of buying a dog

F

>We're discussing penises. Would you like to join?

ok mr japan expert

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those bastards, the shellfish will not stand for this

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maybe he was bullied so bad that he went into shellshock

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You posted this in the other thread and now you're doing again
Autism bro

>self respecting jap

No such thing exits after the US conquered the island.

fuck you carlos, this is serious

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You got baited by a twitter screencap thread you fucking moron

i've been here for over 10 years and ive seen nothing that has proven such a board ever existed, i'd be fucking shocked if i ever came across evidence these days.

says the mutt that bows do isreal. the jews fear the samurai. The west is becoming all kinds of fucks and Japan isnt taking more rapefugees nor do they stand for when mudslimes chimp out

>assistant chef: Your command echoes still, General. And I obey, as I did at the seafood station.

This is why people throws crabs at smashfags.

>she even bought a dog
WOOF

Different chan, newfag

NONONO WHAT THE FUCK

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>ITT - Internal tech theory.

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i can throw a crab pretty damn hard

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oh, well that's a different situation.
fuck you for even implying, nigger

I have a friend who pretends to be an oldfag that posted on "/r/ the raiding board" for habbo hotel raiding
shit's ridiculous

OVER

NINE
THOUSAND
PENISES

>all those anons who died before liru's game came out

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>15 july 2015
?

sleep tight crabber

crab more like crap LOL

Ah man why you guys gotta bully :(

Some of these are correct, though.
Especially redpill/bluepill.

AND THEY'RE ALL RAPING CHILDREN

Did the crabs insides just wither/desolve away? That's pretty brutal.

>bragging about owning a pass

Seems like you didnt lurk enough for those ten years

>feels guy is a bald cancer patient
Well they aren't wrong. All these shit new edits is just the cancer going terminal.

t. bluepilled cuck

How do you think Yea Forums bullies? They rip your innards out.

>Chacters:
>Pepe
>That Feel Guy
>CIA
>Bane
Really makes me/you think when I consider all the newfag posting around here

>retorting by admitting you do free work for the internet jew
phew

I won't apologize until he releases the fucking Liru DLC

>/i/ - invasions
right off the bat, it's already god tier. One of the greatest gifs on the internet

youtu.be/7liYfhRgXGk
every goddamn time

what kind of crab?

>get called a faggot
>suddenly innards start melting away into nothing
>nothing left but a husk of skin

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this site kills the crab

Odd. Who's this?
Their body looks female enough.
But that pathetic, desperate behaviour typically only comes from a crossdresser.

I have adblock on lol

They got the tax policy descriptor wrong.

Guys this can’t be happening PLEASE tell me this isn’t happening...

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Its a friend you uncultured faggot

remember /z/?
I also remember jannie info getting posted and seeing the moderation pages.

the teasing turned him into a hardened adult

The exploding car is like those random explosions in youtube clickbait thumbnails

Chanology killed this place.

he's literally a porn artist

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>Thinking these newfags know who this is
They probably don't know who liru is either

>friendly
>rivalry

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i like that definition of kek quite a lot

Crabs are the 3rd worlders of the sea. Even Jellyfish are more evolved than they are.

damn
imagine being human and having this happen to you

what a shame
are you from the liru waiting threads? That shit was dope for like 2 years, totally worth waiting patiently with anons

You’re one of them so fuck off with your high horse

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REIMU IS SUCH A HEALTHY GIRL

>It's happening - Something is occurring.

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It's for people that want to have a retarded animal rely on them for companionship, but don't want to risk having a disappointment like you through childbirth instead.

Yeah i'am, i remember the day it came out and how hype everyone was

holy crap, I'm scared now

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why imagine when you can educate yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

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hahah here's a free (You) on the house
give it some real effort next time though
seriously though at least use uBlock

God. I wish people were still afraid of this shithole. I just want my vidya gaem discussions back.

I have never head “what’s X’s tax policy?” on here

You have no idea about what you're talking.

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>it's happening - something is occurring
I see.

Any chefs in here? How do you guys deal with the mouth of the crab when cleaning it out? It seems pretty gross to handle.

What kind of crab? Looks cool

>something is occurring
youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

I just scrap it clean by rubbing it with my dick.

*pets head*

>random dog running
>van explodes
All these years without fail I still crack up laughing

fuck bros. I think we took it too far this time.

It's a rip on R. R. Martin for being an autistic hyack fraud missing the entire point of LotR.

Just like old vee...

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Don't know who this is but I think this is pathetic. Shitty handwriting too.

check Yea Forums
pretty sure it came from something the fat GoT guy said about lotr

The guy who made the wolfgirl porn game has pet crabs and interacted with his Yea Forums fanbase. One day some anons made fun of his pets and he posted that as a joke.

I do

>Egyptian god of chaos
Isn't it Apep?

Scorpiochads >>> Cancercucks

RIP Crab.

AYO THIS NIGGA GOT CRAB DICK

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this shit scary nigga

good
now stop doing free work for google

Nah. Kek is a primordial god of the Ogdoad. Hilariously, his female counterpart is kuk.

makes sense

kek

it was a simpler time

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This always makes me smile and giggle like a retard.

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we need new mods who'll allow gore on every board. normalfags would eventually be filtered out if anons posted some wherever they saw faggotry for a couple weeks

>it's happening - something is occurring

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>see thumbnail
NOPE NOT AGAIN

>they do it for the lulz
That Fox Investigations is a gift from god.

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>Hilariously, his female counterpart is kuk.
>female
>cuck
does not compute

Why do you think women can't be cucks, user?

Fuck me, KotoR 2's writing gives me chills sometimes.

>Relative timestamps on a screencap
Fuck anyone who uses these. Completely ruins the long term usability of a screencap solely because the mouthbreather using them can't parse an actual time format.

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THEY EVEN BOUGHT A DOG

>it's happening - something is occurring

>that scene where Mandalor and Bao-Dur butt heads
Bao's VA fucking nailed his character's PTSD.

The guy who "broke" the news is probably getting massive amounts of credibility over this heap of trash investigation.

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Memes aside, all the screencaps they used in that video were from 420chan, not Yea Forums.