Empty open world

It’s garbage. TP was the last decent Zelda. OOT, MM, WW, TP are all great, SS and BOTW are absolute trash tier.

>TP was the last decent Zelda
TP is fucking trash

Twilight Princess is an irredeemable piece of shit. Anyone with taste is aware of the fact that it's garbage.

Because i like it user

Nintenbros have no standards.

But Yea Forums told me to like Bloodbourne

nintenbros didn't review the game.

Kingdoms of Reckoning: Amalur is better than botw

Nintendo has a penalty for their games, otherwise BOTW would have gotten a 98

NES Zelda games were the only good Zeldas.

Fact.

Everything past those are fucking boring as ass storyshit games.

Holy Shit. People are still posting this 2 years after it's release.

yes they did, and whichever journalists weren't fanboys were held at gunpoint by the mob

Nintendo Bonus, Zelda Bonus in particular, always adds free 15pts to the final score

same is true for Rockstar and Naughty Dog games

Lol

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I agree with his contrarianism because most of his complaints are correct

>20th thread in an hour
You guys are obsessed. Anyway, it's a Zelda game, so of course it'll get praise. It also has a great many positives about it. I'm not the biggest fan of the game, but I can at least step back and look at what it did.

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I think back to TP and suddenly want those hours of my life back. It really was a shitty-ass retread of OoT with way too much story and shit dungeons.

BotW isn't perfect but goddam, no other Zelda game has gotten me to drop so many dozens of hours into it. SS, on the other had, was indeed utter shit.

I'll never understand the people on here who crave stale, linear games like the older Zeldas. Wow, go to a dungeon, get an item, go to another dungeon, get an item. Been done to death, move on already.

I unironically hope BotW 2 has an even bigger open world and six times as many shrines. At some point you retards will cry yourselves to the point of death by dehydration and will stop shitting up Yea Forums with these tired posts.

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>game is over two years old
>3rd thread in the last 5 hours

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>How the fuck did this get a 97 in Metacritic?
because of the bonus.

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And still you can't think of any actual comebacks or defenses.

It doesn't help if you spam threads constantly.

Pro-tip: quality over quantity.

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the game is old so now we're not allowed to discuss it, got it

>quality over quantity.
Someone shoulda told Nintendo that. All those shrines and maybe 6 good ones

Don't forget the "soundtrack," which is just somebody idly fucking about with a piano.

Those Korok seeds were oozing quality.

>And still you can't think of any actual comebacks or defenses.
To what? There was no argument in the first place.

>empty open world
>MMO tier sidequests
>zero story
>godawful combat system
>terrible copy pasted shrines instead of actual dungeons
>outdated graphics

you do know what game we're talking about here, right?

literally none of those are objective issues, great going retard.

So you settle for mediocre. I would love to see what your gf looks like

OP is mostly right but the gameplay and the artstyle saved it all.
>godawful combat system
This is wrong though.
Also
>empty open world
This is actually the charm of the game, to some people anyway. It felt great to be alone in a devastated world.

>empty open world
But I thought there were shrines and korocks and goblin camps everywhere?
>MMO tier sidequests
What does this even mean?
>zero story
False
>godawful combat system
False
>terrible copy pasted shrines instead of actual dungeons
Shrines are actual dungeons, sorry you didn't like them sweetie
>outdated graphics
Nope

okay

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I know youre pretending to be retarded

Lmao epic response

literally everything you just wrote as a response was a lie, i refuse to believe someone is this blind

He's not serious. The dirdt response gives it away and he said sweetie

Sorry hun, but those are legit counters to your arguments. Maybe next time show up with more material so you can provide an analysis longer than two fucking words per sentence.

Two years

97

Is it just me or is there more botw autism today than usual? Most of the time it's only 1 or 2 a day, but in the last 7 hours I've counted 4

SOMEBODY STOP NINTENDO

PLEASE

The more you turds appeal to authority the worse you look.

no worse that "if you disagree with me you're retarded" lmao

97

COPE

S E E T H I N G

NINTENDO