Why is she so perfect guys?

why is she so perfect guys?

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I mean, she's not as perfect as Gaige, but's she hot.

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She was before that hair at least.

Literally built for cum dumping and storage.

Finally a change from the blender overwatch porn...

Come on, you know nobody is going to actually play the game right Randy?

For us? It's Moxxi.

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She fucked Krieg

STFU

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based

>Shilling BorderShit 3
Fuck off Randy "Squirting girls are magic" Pitchford.

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Ah yes, the galaxy's bicycle. You have a unique taste, user. Don't let anyone try to change your mind.

Look at that tummy user it will soon be carrying a child.
Your waifu will be used for breeding purposes until she runs out of eggs and then is demoted into the pleasure chambers for the lowly scum to use her soft vagina folds to pleasure themselves with until the giant cum pool between her legs needs to be cleaned up.

I know you find it hot and all but you do know you're basically infertile when you sign up for revival insurance right?

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Will she be in?

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She's in the trailer alongside marcus

The amounts of cum pumped right into her cervix will revive all her cunt into overdrive.

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I want to say that Maya is sexy but her face reminds me of my 9th grade algebra teacher

>Another round of brand new fanart, cosplay, and Blender SFM of all the Borderlands waifus.
Oh baby.

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i never liked moxxi much cuz of this but after hearing her break character in tps and talk in her normal voice she was kinda endearing in this weird way. like she hates the moxxi persona she wears but does it to escape her redneck family and make something of herself, even if that something is a clown stripper bar owner.

Im glad my nigga Rhys is in. I just hope the "Keep Handsome Jack Alive" choice wasn't canon.

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>looks like a tranny
>perfect

>Shill
fuck off shill, no matter how much you force your "Yea Forums culture" you are still and obvious shill

I agree with these.

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Her face looks weird to me for some reason.
Can't put my finger on why.

because a girl has never smiled at you

Nope, that's not it.

it looks like she got her head squashed vertically
it goes for nearly every female character in BL3 too

Her bottom lip is a weird shape.

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the squid-tails are fucking stupid

Don't mix C&C with that trash TS.

>replaying borderlands 2
>mfw forgetting how much content games used to pack in

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>SIPS IN RUSSIAN

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Are we ever going to get Ellie as a playable character?

There’s something different about BL1s Moxxi compared to 2 that I like better, other than the noticeably less frequent sex jokes they should be the same. Maybe it was the loss of the showgirl persona for a more ‘that girl who hits on everyone’ attitude. TPS might’ve brought it back somewhat, but it’s also the game where she drops her act to fill your ear with tech-speak and then kill you

not even the best dlc character in the game

what are you, retarded? keep jack alive was the best choice because jack is based

>tattoos
>dyed hair
I'm vomiting

God damn she's hot. That flash of hip...

>>tattoos
>>dyed hair
you baiting or an actual retard?

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It's where boners are made.

Hip cleavage is top tier. More characters like that?

no, I'm over 18

At least post a proper pic.

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>dyed hair
>tattoos
>piercings
Such a perfect cumdumpster.

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>I'm vomiting
cum from your dick?, yeah, me too

If I was a cute girl i'd also have a hip window in all my pants so I could caress my hips constantly.

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And how is that a bad thing?

Did you fuck her?

I wish the dumb grind for gear is reduced in 3, that aspect single handily ruined 2 for me. Felt like the DLC's had a better handle of what 2 should have been, sort of like how 1's DLC's did the same.

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UVHM ruined 2 for me.
Nothing redeeming about that mode.

being able to get more than one capstone was nice.
Slag and the Bee ruined UVHM, otherwise it would've been perfectly playable.

>Slag and the Bee
you dont need either of those for general mobbing

>that one tiny segment where she has a unique model with unique tiddy physics that gets used for all of 30 seconds while she walks to her secret room