Destructoid: "We need an all-male version of Dead or Alive Xtreme"

I'd play a Dead or Alice game with massive cocks flopping around.

It'd be the fighting game equivalent of mount your friends.

>implying it won't
fujoshi are a powerful people

What's the equivalent to titties bouncing for males?

No we don't need it because fags and women don't deserve anything

Tight speedos with bulging packages

Onions faggots would praise it, and it could actually be fun, but no one would buy it.

Will it have great bulge physics? If so I'm down

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>fujoshits wanting manly men instead of twink fags

I approve, but only if half of the cast is cute femboys (I need to self insert)

No that's the equivalent to skimpy bikinis.

yes, fem boys are muscle baras

Abs

Sure go ahead, Im willing to take bets on how low the sales will be.

The bulges bounce

I don't know about you but my dick doesn't bounce in swimtrunks.

Are the people of destrctoid willing to buy $1000s of dollars worth of dlc. Because that's what you're getting with Team Ninja. The ball (or balls) is on their court. I know they like make these articles thinking it upsets whatever opposition they think they're in war with, but nobody could give a shit.

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I'd be okay with that if Eliot was in it.

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No but we need another Virtua Fighter though. It sucks that my boy Jacky is stuck in a tiddy fighter.

Unless they are fucking I don't care. I can get beefcake anywhere.

But good gay porn vidya is hard to find.

Who are we? Anyway, if you just replaced all the cast with men and let people dress them in skimpy outfits, I don't think it'd too well.
Something like it has been attempted, but generally works that appeal to women do different things, like Tiger & Bunny, countless otome game adaptions or all the sports manga. There's cheesecake in Kuroko's Basketball too, but it's pretty tame compared to something like Harukana Receive.
All these writers asking for equal presentation are straight dudes gathering brownie points by being "woke" and have no idea what people actually want.

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Why not. I doubt there's a market large enough for a AAA level game to be profitable, though.

DoA men are nobodies, it would not sell because of that

Sure, but we also need a version that contains Mila, Tina, Christie and Lisa

If there was a market big enough for there to support it then games like this would already exist but they don't. There are plenty of Otome games but they sell like shit in comparison and are largely done by hobbyists. Fujoshi are rabid but they are small in number. At best you'd see something low budget and 2D.

If people would buy it

any wwe game

Yes, so in the future, when there is somebody complaining about DoA, we can point out that they dont give a damn about Gay or Alive, or what ever is called.

Extra points if some how you make the game popular between women.

If it means they localize and don't censor the regular ones then yeah sure lets do it.

I'd be willing to assume that if they did that, they would focus on the volleyball aspect of the game, unless the entire dev team was female and/or gay.

no Brad no buy

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Abs, ass and hair.

I mean sure, that'd be fine, but the media will still chastise it for being an all male roster or complain that x minority isn't represented enough. In other words its a meaningless endeavor.

I'm fine with it. That's what equality should mean, not begin afraid of women in bikinis.

sweaty bishounen with lean swimmer's bodies

The Dead by Daylight devs have been using female/gay thirst to sell certain skins and I am actually surprised how well it has worked. It's apparently worked well enough that they just put an official David body pillow on their website. Turns out the reality is what everyone has always known, sex sells.

That doesn't work for 99% of women. If they were just trying to get them wet they'd be better off putting them in fancy uniforms and describing their status, wealth and accomplishments instead. And if they're going to do that they might as well just make it into a story based RPG or something.

It's impossible to make a mirrored DoA Xtreme that has the same appeal to women as to men because male and female sexuality is different and there aren't enough gay men to support a game like this.

I have a fujo friend. How should I go about it if I want to fuck her?

spoke like a true redditor

pecs can bounce too

>dead or alive is a sexist rapist simulator, it must be purged from the world
>p-pls give us doax with males
what did they fucking meme by this?

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If it had some traps ready to get pounded by some bara fuckers, I'll buy.

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A bunch of badass manly dudes wrestling on the beach and playing beach volleyball? Might be fun. I hope the gayest one shouts NOHOMO beforehand and makes the match weird because he made it gay.

Male cosmetics like that can work but not in a game focused around men. Dead by daylight isn't a game about sexy men it's a game about survival. Creating some cheap overpriced digital cosmetics and merch that some of the fanbase will shovel out $5 for is still profitable. Even straight men will buy some of the cosmetics for male characters but they won't buy a game centered around it. You see the same stuff in games like DotA and League.

I am 200% okay with that as long as they shut up about the female version. I see no issue in either or and no one else should.

>Fujoshi are rabid but they are small in number
They could easily whale the game if its like Venus Vacation

Based

>If they were just trying to get them wet they'd be better off putting them in fancy uniforms and describing their status, wealth and accomplishments instead
Correction: just say they're over 6ft4 and they have big dicks and that the girl's dad hates them.

Maybe but I was more just trying to say that gay/female desire for sexuality can absolutely move product. I can't say if it could move a AA game, though it has moved smaller games like that shitty dad dating simulator.

Add for e-sex
Fujocakes#9325

It'll have to be MMF with you in the middle. You're inside her, while he's inside you.

They are just oblivious to male sexualization. It's the same reason the girls get put in hijabs in MK11 while the men are all muscled and shirtless.

Sexualization of women is just something that they are incredibly conscious about but they don't blink an eye at a man in a thong because they don't see it as some kind of social issue.

Yeah.

No developer is going to risk putting out a AAA game like this without a visible target market because of whales that might or might not exist. If they ever do make a game like this it would be some gacha mobile game.

I've always said DOA xtreme just needs to stick a couple dudes of different shapes and sizes in there to get away from its weird stigma. Make sure the gay/female crowd is catered to, and create a new cuteboi too.

You can't just replace the girls in DoA Xtreme with men and expect it to have the same appeal to the other demographics. What makes men sexy and what makes women sexy are completely different.

this is true

Hayabusa's Ass

>If they ever do make a game like this it would be some gacha mobile game.
Like Venus Vacation for example?

Romance novels

Why why why why WHY WHY WHY

is Hayate downhill from DOA2

He just keeps getting fuglier and fuglier

Sensitive dudes with long flowing hair and a broad (but not too broad) chest. Apparently women like men who can... "empathize", whatever that means.

>You now remember when Yea Forums discussed in depth about how a Fabio RPG would be made
That shit needs to exist.

yes we do

No, shut up, women have shit taste in men

Someone already said this, pecs can bounce and jiggle. You can really tell if you focus on the nipple

But I think the correct answer is

Testicles physics

We need testicles physics

And when he gets wet, if the stage is cold, the balls should get tight and stiff and if the stage is warm then they should relax and get dangly and jiggly

Enough is enough. The female characters have had boob physics for DECADES.

Make ball physics

Fucking go for it I don't care, just leave the pretty vidya women alone. You'll have your shit, we'll have ours. Or are they still going to after them?

Well, RDR2 had that for horses. How hard could it be for humans?

bro tip they like the pretty ones too

My sister was complaining about her boyfriend "staring" at other women at a party. I asked her if she would mind him looking at other women were fat or ugly, to which she replied "no". She told me she was worried whether her boyfriend found the other women more attractive than her, despite my sister being hot.

They had testicle and dick physics in dante's inferno. Shit was wild.

Fujoshi are only in for the shipping. You need to have an established cast first before hooking them.

And they're all just one body type? No thanks.

Really?

>despite my sister being hot.
So... Did you fuck?

Not yet.

nothing would be wrong with one

>implying you wouldn't play it
youtube.com/watch?v=HNR_HofJ_Fs

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There's already a game like that out, I believe its name is called Mortal Kombat 11

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Yeah, there's stuff on youtube about it. Even developer commentary about how they had to model the wang and balls on satan and how they moved when you beat the shit out of him.

>This fucking guy
You're a good man user, I wish you luck.

Absolutely. When Sony censors it maybe then they'll finally understand.

You guys seriously do not get it.
They took a huge step in realism.
Women are typically weaker than men
It makes complete sense that the women would want to wear a little more ARMOR to battle
While the MEN, wanting to ASSERT DOMINANCE, expose themselves

"Do we need more politics in our vidyagaems?"
NO.

I ahgree that there's probably not a huge market for this, but no: just because a product or service does not currently exist doesn't mean that people aren't interested.

very few people in the west game a fuck about japanese cultuire or history prior to the past 5-6 decades, now it's super popular and people are into it because they've been exposed to it thanks to japanese cultural exports, for example.

Bullshit.
Fujos create characters whole cloth out of literally nothing.
Just bring in the DOA boys and they'll concoct bullshit to fuel their schlicking, then become violent if anyone points out canon contradicts their fan fiction.

Hayabusa isn't married to Irene.
He's married to Brad

You should have asked her if she looks at other hot men and, if so, maybe she's being too self-conscious.

I've been with a couple girls like that who constantly wanted to see my phone and internet history and got jealous when I talked to other women. Both ended up cheating on me so now any time I get that kind of vibe from a woman I'm dating I just assume she's so self-conscious because she knows she would cheat in a similar situation and I try to break off the relationship.

Yes but only asia/japan version

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Porn games don't even have that

>hate fujo/gay shit
>only games that pander to women pander to fujos
Suffering

You have Yuri and otome as well

Fuck yeah I'd play the shit out of that and I'm not even gay.

>maybe she's being too self-conscious
I did accuse her of that and she said all women worry about that. She said that a man is like a cat, if you put a fish in front of him he'll eat it. To which I said was bullshit. I told her that while there are plenty of playboys around who just want to have sex, there are just as many men who just want a cute wife to raise a family with.

>implying otome pander to fujos
fujos are faghags, they don't want to see or be the girl

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As long as I get to molest them in their bedrooms

Sure whatever. Otome is still pretty big. Not my deal but who cares, if there's money in it that's their deal.

The girls who complain that all men are sluts aren't too different from men who complain that all girls are sluts.

The club and e-dating sites are not places to find people with moral fiber of either gender.

What the fuck is wrong with Otome games?

Visual novels aren't real games

Sure, why not? Let the market decide. I know, I know, I'm sure you asked this question thinking those evil christian bible thumpers on 4chins would lose their shit. But literally no one cares.

The only reason this kind of a thing is ANY issue at all, is people from "gaming media" praise gay homoerotic shit, but demonize sexualized females. There really should be sexy available for anyone who wants it, but the market drives the product, so find a market for an "all male" version of Dead or Alive Xtreme, and it will be made.

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No, because the financial failure of a High Definition Beach Dude game would kill Team Ninja, and I want them to survive long enough to release all of Nioh 2's DLC.

Then play Tokimeki or something with a stat grinder. Or play Bastard Bonds, lots of qt boys in there.
lol i dunno

this.

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It should be one male + all female/trannies.

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only if it has a 1:1 recreation of the gatchimuchi locker scene

Only if I can befriend Ryu.
AND want to suck His dick.

too skinny yikes

>Need
NAH, The whole zero sum game bullshit is just that, and there's been no effort to discourage people from shitting on developers\artist that want to sexualize women.

It's like 50 shades of gray with even less over sight.

Nah, just use PornHub fags.

This man wins

>First part
Doable
>Second part
That's all on you friendo

Shit like Diabolik Lovers puts 50 shades to shame, to be honest.

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Do we need more proof that reviewers are all gay?

whats wrong with being gay

why do you need sexual characters in games? that's what pornhub is for

I'm not sure how well it would do but it sounds fucking hilarious, I'd love to see what it would look like.

That you're an easily trackable minority, which makes a monopoly across any given field suspect to the intense nepotism that it's likely infested with, while having something concrete to point it out with.

But enough with the anti-Semitic line of thinking.

Whatever. Go for it.

Although as it stands I'm totally indifferent, I would FULLY fucking support this shit, and everything like it if I thought it would have the slightest effect on having people chill the fuck out about my titty games. But you just know they would either ignore a game like this, or cite bullshit like "male power fantasy", etc.

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could you possibly have worded this more vaguely

it's called MK11

Sure. I'm not going to complaint about a game where I'm clearly not the target audience.

Sure I'd buy it

Then what do they want? Is it like a cuck fetish

It's like asking what yurifags want. Who the fuck knows.

I wish to witness the purest love imaginable

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See what I mean? Who the fuck knows.

Only if I can make them wear fetish outfits/underwear which barely covers private parts and if it has a story mode where they play volleyball and apply cream to each other while acting like stereotypical bimbos

is it really gay to appreciate the male body (including penis) but not like men

I can appreciate the aesthetics of certain women without being attracted to them so probably not.

muscles
youtu.be/eYj7BaiIZ7s

LOL

Damn, those kicks are sick.

These guys look pretty gross to the average straight woman, though. Definitely not the equivalent of bouncing tits.

> it sounds fucking hilarious, I'd love to see what it would look like
This. I'd buy it just to see how it'd look like

Sure, I won't buy it but I won't be offended if others do.

>let me rationalize why the made all the characters look plain and boring

I wrote for Destructoid. It's full of mentally disabled, trans, gay people, and literal soiboys.

The author there, CJ, is legitimately gay. Not a bad guy compared to the editors/owner who are pure pieces of shit, but explains why he and the guy he speaks with ("occams", don't know his name, hyper SJW who is also the head mod there) would suggest such a thing

>Make a game where a bunch of oiled men do sport on a beach
>Muscle pose offs too
>Can make friends by performing together or getting gifts for the guys
>Outfits range from simple board shorts and tank to something as extreme as just a cock sock
>Instead of breast physics we have wet shirt physics and bulge jiggle

>SJW now complain because there is no women in this game, and men are now taking the role of sex symbol away from strong women video game characters like that nazi monkey from Wolfenstein, or the burka wearing MK 11 girls.

Add homoerotic bonding scenes and you'd just describe my dream game

Ensemble Stars does pretty well. And half the people who play Granblue Fantasy are fujos, and that game also does pretty well.

>a bunch of buff dudes gradually turning into himbos mentally the longer they stay on the island to the point where dont wanna leave and spend the entire time doing cute things

y-yeah, how stupid

I unironically want this. And I'm straight!

Y-yeah, I know r-right so stupid, haha...

Worst part is that it could work and be pretty fun you and I both know that some cunt is gonna come along be all like "Oh this game is sexist, where are the female and trans fighters at?" ruining the fun for the people who actually play the game. And then that will cause a shitstorm from the yaoi fangirls the likes of which we've never seen.

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Women are attracted to FACE. Not muscles.

nah, it's height, face, and hair

Don't forget homos. Their shaky alliance with SJWs would be undone in moments
>tfw you will never witness the grand fujo and fudanshi internet battle with discord trannies and SJWs

Fpbp it would be funny

Wouldn't bother me. I mean there's not much of a market for it but you're not going to see me crying about it.

Also forgot
>Body hair slider
dong slider unlocks after 100% completing story mode

That would be pretty dope. People would likely complain because it "excludes" females, but I'd be up for that.

Explain this guy's legion of fangirls then?

youtu.be/Gqtf-cBupxA

>you will never have your own fantasy island paradise and hot bimbo male harem that fawns over you like a princess
feels REALLY BAD

We need this timeline, the gays and yaoi girls vs the trans and wahmen.

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feels really bad indeed user..

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Don't forget the most important slider of all

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what game?

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/456736265/#456802410
Skyforge apparently

I dont see why not, could be fun.

You mean EA's yearly UFC games?
Dumb faggots

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>has women
>no beaches
>only some skimpy outfits
>no volleyball
>no ass or dick physics

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I came

As a full game it probably won't sell but as a once a year April Fools joke where it's played up like Gatchamuchi than it would be the best thing ever

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based

Well, it’s a westashit game. What do you expect

make them all twinks and i buy

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What kind of cute things?

Every single portrayal of males is a muscle dude in every fucking video game ever. Shirtless. Fucking homos.

Cooking in a naked apron!

I would love if this came out and bombed.

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>posts virtua fighter

Strange way to say money

>we need a wrestling game
:bigthink:

Why do they love DMC so much?

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Women aren't attracted to men's physicality. Women only are attracted to a man's power, status and resources.

The only way women would play this game is if it put a roof over her head and supported her financially but also told her she was a strong independent woman who needs no man.

This, UFC and WWE games already exist

but for some reason all the women fight in high heels

Fujoshit is unironically based

What is wrong with platonic love between two best friends? Why does the fujoshi seek to pervert this beautiful bond?

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There's an entire genre that disagrees with you

So long as they don't touch the all female version then go for it.

>I-I can still get a girlfriend, girls aren't even attracted to looks!
Nice cope, you ugly motherfucker

>All-male DoA with floppy dong physics
Do it, it worked for Mount Your Friends.

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>What's the equivalent to titties bouncing for males?
Beer bellies and mantits bounce just as well as titties.

that kind of mentality will kill the game
It needs to have enough coverage between twink all the way to bearmode

>Yea Forums is unaware of the sizable gay/fujo fans of all their favorite games

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God forgive the unknowing, for they don't know what women really want:
reddit.com/r/ladybonersgw/top/?t=all

Why not?

Oh, I'm aware, and I want them to leave.

get woke go broke
go do it

Who the fuck is going to play it?

Me

My gf and all her friends would buy it and the $1000 worth of dlc if they could

it's not a bad idea, it's just that male cheesecake doesn't sell like female cheesecake does. Part of the problem is that hot guy products still seem to be handled by guys, who make stuff that's appealing to (gay) men and not to women. I say that because even gay men are still, for the most part, men, and they fetishize the same way that straight men do (ie. an increased focus on the body of their lover, especially the erotic parts).

If you want to see what games made for women look like, then you need to turn to otome stuff like the Angelique series. Just putting sexy guys in a game the way we put sexy girls in games isn't going to work, just look at the performance of games like Uppers as an example.

NO

YOU NEED ME

People who like men obviously.

Then make one and see it sell less than 10,000 copies.

jojo, majority of its fan base are people too scared too get into the medium

Pfft, fags.

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Me and my husbando are fine without your gay shit, thank you very much!

Ok, so they would focus on relationship building that may POSSIBLY culminate to *LOVE* if the two characters have compatibility

Omg! Girls are going to LOVE THIS

There is some truth to what they said, but at the same time you are right, not every guy just goes for the hottest girl.

You wanna blame anybody, blame biology, saying that the only win for a woman is to have the best mate be the father of her children, and to see other women as obstacles in that path. Millions of years of breeding have coded that mentality, and you won't just remove it by changing societal rules and expectations.

holy shit..

well, yeah, that's what otome games do, and they are at least somewhat successful. Where's the cheesecake success for girl's sex products? Playgirl magazine isn't a thing anymore, Uppers as I mentioned wasn't successful, how many more examples are needed?

>why not?

Sales. Senran Kagura creator did the same thing with an all male, pretty boy game and that was a mega-flop.

The problem with making a characters-as-pieces-of-meat wrestling thing with males is that fujos really aren't that interested into that shit (it's more about a different kinda character, slimmer, power relationships, etc), and generally women aren't that much either (sexual desires are not equivalent in the least). Males definitely are, but if you do without the bravado/macho shit and put it as fanservice, it becomes an object that can bring up insecurities.

Because Fujoshi like ruining things primarily. The homosexual projection is just a vehicle to that.

I guarantee if they did it with a game that already has a sizable female fan base it'd sell well. No women/fujos/gay guys give a shit about Senran Kagura, so why would they care if their studio makes a pretty boy game?

Senran wasn't an established cast either and the first game blew up in sales. Hard to do that at all with fujo base that hardly buys games anyway.

>art of the problem is that hot guy products still seem to be handled by guys, who make stuff that's appealing to (gay) men and not to women
This hits the nail on the head. Just making DOA but reverse doesn't work because the context of female-to-male desire is just completely different. A bit more civilized, imo,.

There is no 1 to 1 ratio of appeal there. Like how DOA games has a decent female fanbase to it. While I doubt most people would give it a chance since buff near nude dudes just sends mixed macho signals and not pure erotica like with female characters

I guarantee even if this game came out, the majority of buyers would STILL be men.

>a bit more civilized, imo

a tip-tip-tipperoo, fedoralord

they can go ahead and make it
nobody will buy it, least of all the "female gamers" that demanded it, but the only thing stopping them from making it is the fact that it will be a huge money sink

Nah. Nothing to do with being civilized.

Men just aren't sexy the same way women are.

Allright

If getting male lewd games meant in return these whiny feminist sjw faggots couldn't complain anymore about titty games then go ahead.

Literally no male would ever complain about an all male game objectifying men. Nobody would give a fuck. Make as many as you want. But in return you can fucking bitch about tits anymore.

To you, maybe. Women find men just as sexy as men find women, but the way that manifests is different.

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>Literally no male would ever complain about an all male game objectifying men
This kusoge proved otherwise. I just wanted to bitch about how shitty it was, fade to black, are you serious?

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I'd say that how (heterosexual) women see what sexy is in their upbringing, experience and so on a much more major factor, but it's a chicken and egg question.

None of those guys where hot.

Suffer

The grimy dad was kind of hot.

Robert was hot

if someone is willing to make it and it sells well, then sure. go for it.

i thought that the main argument was that scantily clad women in vidya was "objectifying" them and this was a bad thing that caused men to become desperate and rape things randomly or something.

Literally my dream

That's because the "game" is fucking terrible, not because it has HOT DAD ON DAD ACTION

Have whatever gay shit you want, I don't care, just stop trying to take away my anime tiddies.

They should make it if they want it. It's not like anyone will buy it tho.

.... you mean every other fighting game ever made? Lmao people pretending that men arent equally or more sexualized than women are the fucking dumbest

Sure, but it has to stay in Japan as well.

Like the vast majority of otome games, then.

Why?

no we dont
i wouldnt have any problem with it personally
but no one would buy it

dicks arent the male equivalent to tits
you dont see women's vaginas bouncing in games either

That's because vaginas are gross. Dicks are cute.

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>Male DOAX
Fuck yes. The guys are better looking nowadays than they used to be.
I love these games and not even for the lewds.

If they take the direction of DOAX2 I'll be more than happy. That or overhaul the gameplay entirely and make it play more like a real game with lots of options and approaches (with no fucking owner mode that shit is too perverse and obvious, the hot people in swimsuits is enough).

I'd honestly prefer if the males were integrated into the same game as the females however. I really don't want to have two separate franchises for doing the same thing essentially, that and it'd be fun to have the males that are associated with female characters actually pair up etc, its more opportunistic if its in the same game honestly.

(If it became a separate game however I am concerned with the fact that it would probably end up being a better spin off since it would have actual gameplay rather lusting and I don't want the girls to be left behind on the gameplay).

Gen Fu, Hayate, Eliot, Ryu, Brad Wong, Leon, Bass are the essentials, no replacements.

Males would also help kill the shitty stigma of the series and characterize the males further (in a sense).

I dunno man, I just can't fap to Batman fucking him.

It would sell like shit. The only people who would this would be gay men, which are a much smaller subset of the population than straight men

Women wouldn't buy this because women get hot for shit like a pretty chink fuck smiling then putting a serious face because "OMG HES SO BIPOLAR LIKE ME", not a ripped dude in Speedos. The latter only appeals to gay men.

>make testicle and penis physics
>put them on all the girls and remove all the Male characters

How do we stop the fags?

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If I had a billion of dollars I'd spend it all on fetish games

>it'd be fun to have the males that are associated with female characters actually pair up
This would kill the series tho, the people who buy these games want to self insert as the guy who the girls have the hots for. It's based on gravure, and it's extremely important that the girls do not have boyfriends.

By posting more her.

I think it should have two islands; Zack Island for the girls and Tina island for the guys.

YEAAAAHHH!!!

He always gets your pole positioned!

Turn them into traps, those that are at least somewhat good are allowed to serve as slaves, the others are interned in camps.

By pair up I mean partner up as in the girls pairing up the the guy for activities as they do with the other girls, they don't need to be fucking. (Even though they probably are)

Non of the girls are in relationships and the game doesn't have to put them in them.
So its honestly fairly safe, the guys would be able to pair up with each other too but you wouldn't see people saying Eliot/Hayate are fucking due to being paired for a single game mode.

Or at least i wouldn't I mean. Pairing up has been a one of the main aspects of the franchise.

> Sega could have made a Fighters Megamix 2 with DOA guest characters (TN said they could use the DOA roster if they wanted to), or included DOA characters as guests in a VF6.

> Sega does fuck all. Golden opportunity and they ignore it.

I have never played a doa game except VV and the only thing I know about the series is that I want Nyotengu to step all over me

Why not? Would be a lot better if they made a co-ed version though if you ask me.

are there bara fighting games?

Are you actually a fujo? I wish I had fujo online friends.

I mean most 3d fighting games are full of muscular dudes. In soul calibur you can make bara dudes fight each other until their clothes are torn off and they are wrestling on the ground naked

Something about a bunch of muscular dudes fighting and getting sweaty. Seems pretty gay.

I would buy it cause it sounds hilarious. The Extreme series was always a funny concept but now it's played out.

I'd be like Gachimuchi

It wouldnt be for me but i mean why not ? theres people who would buy that i suppose

"What is Tekken?" for 500

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It's not that I'm against the idea, but that's it's so obviously a "woman should have a version of this" want and this would obviously only appeal to gay guys unless you add significant gameplay aspects go it that are wholly unlike Extreme Volleyball.
It already exists as a dating someone actually.

Yeah, might as well. Then maybe they won't ban titty games.

FPBP. Why does everyone imagine that people who like big anime titties are infuriated by pretty huge dong fujo bois? I don't masturbate to it but the thought of other people masturbating doesn't enrage me.

>Do we?

From a business standpoint, it won't sell as well. Waste of money to produce something like that. So no, WE as a company do not need a all male version of Dead or Alive Xtreme.

We're trying to make money here, not virtue signal a ideology.

>SEGA makes bad business decisions.
In other news oxygen helps fire spread.

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>We're trying to make money here, not virtue signal a ideology.
That's where you are mistaken, kiddo

Honestly as a homo I really do wish men were sexualized more. Unfortunately it has to wait until a homo or a group of homos make their own game.

Same. Alternatively wait until we can get personal A.I. to make fetish games for us

Big thighs and big arms

>"We need an all-male version of Dead or Alive Xtreme"

Okay but not until I get a Tokimeki Memorial that isn't an otome game. It's only fair.

>>Okay but not until I get a Tokimeki Memorial that isn't an otome game. It's only fair.
There are half a dozen of them, is that not enough for you?

>Why does everyone imagine that people who like big anime titties are infuriated by pretty huge dong fujo bois?
>He doesn't know about all the retards on social media who get angry at anything that caters to women and bitch about fujoshi all day without knowing what the word actually means.

None of them are playable on modern platforms.

I don't really recall anyone being upset about this game in general.

>>None of them are playable on modern platforms.
Emulation exists, buddy. On the plus side, LoveR came out last week, Love Plus Every is out next month, and Sakura Wars is coming out later this year. I don't know why you're so hung up over TokiMemo, it was fun at the time but it's been massively superseded.

Sure why not, these games probably don't cost much to make so you would probably make your money back.

Where's my deep scape husbando reee

Can you be even more gay than a western game journo?

>LoveR
>Love Plus Every
Are they coming out in Hong Kong? I need English.

>Sakura Wars
I was interested until I saw Kubo was doing the character design. Also I need pure dating sims and the genre is dead thanks to retards who can't tell the difference between VNs and dating sims.

>realism is good meme

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>>Are they coming out in Hong Kong? I need English.
If you need English, why even bother asking about dating sims? You can't play 99% of them anyway, which makes it even funnier that you think you understand the difference.

I understand the difference. I've played True Love and the original release of Love Plus.

>I've played True Love and the original release of Love Plus.
Jesus Christ, man.

This is like saying you're a master of FPS because you've played Blood and CoD:BLOPS2.

I don't remember ever saying I was an expert. I said I know the difference between a dating sim and a visual novel.

Jokes on you 90% of the users are gays.

>Men's competitive volleyball, rock climbing, wave racing, flag race, tug of war, butt battles.
Could be kino.

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>her

And that's like saying you know the difference between AFPS and MilSims when you've only played Blood and BLOPS.

You might be able to hazard a guess, but your experience with the genre is so laughable that you'd be wrong on most points.