That one scene where Bottles dies

>black Jinjo family had the most members
>white had the least
wow really Rare?

>Banjo and Kazooie being responsible for the brutal deaths of an ice cube couple who just wanted to see each other again after being separated
Damn Rare was hardcore

>Kazooie: "Uhh can all the dinosaur people, or jiggers as I like to call them, get off of spiral mountain because it's for non-prehistoric creatures only"
How did rare get away with this?

Not good ones.

Is Kazooie, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

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>not only does K.Rool kidnap DK, but uses him as target practice and a punching bag
>later on, kidnaps both Diddy and DK and uses them for robot batteries, and would plan on keeping Dixie and Kiddie as his little babies in a make shift crib
Was Rool THAT pissed that DK bested him on his ship

holy fucking based

>the Dark Queen planned on cooking the Battletoads for dinner
Wow, Rare

The gray gay Jinjos were killed off
Uhhh Rare...

Based

>the baron was the butler the whole time and the groundskeeper and chef didn’t even being this up to Cooper

This fucked me up as a kid. The music afterward didn't help.

youtube.com/watch?v=akF-SnO2f_Q

Another track that spooked me was the inside of Banjo's destroyed house, it elicits such a feeling of unease. I suppose it's fitting for what is effectively the scene of a murder.

youtube.com/watch?v=aX25pJov2dc

Reminds me of Krem Isle
youtube.com/watch?v=szfufdiYnj4
Man was this different from DKC2

I wanted to make out with them.

That one scene where they killed the franchise was worse desu

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>that scene where Conker’s girlfriend gets riddled with bullets

You ever wonder if nuts and bolts is a decent game on it's own merits?

I liked the demo

I like building stuff

was Gruntilda technically a lolicon since she wanted tooth's beauty?

The worst part is how Banjo's house does nothing the entire game. It's just there for you to look at and feel miserable.

Imagine if a game with shit like that in it came out today

Absolutely based

>the intro to Jet Force Gemini where the ants raid the village, leaving a baby to wail in the rubble and fire

Still looks great to me. Animations in Banjo have always been fluent.

Oh I'm sorry I thought you were talking about the graphics. Ehh yaah that scene wouldn't be acceptable today.

It's actually kind of fun, but eats shit compared to the earlier games in terms of comfy and replay value. Having only one save file didn't help either.
Banjoland>Jiggosseum>Logbox 720>Nutty Acres=Spiral Mountain>Training Level I forgot the name of that is used as a world in the DLC>literal shit>Terrarium of Terror

>the scene where Gruntila went back in time to prevent Banjo and Kazooie from ever meeting by genociding the Breegul species
Rare, calm down, bro

Rare was never really family friendly, even when they tried to be.

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i wonder what the seaman's surprise is haha

>the kids playing ball before Mizar blows them the fuck out with an asteroid

More and more I've been wondering this myself.

>no bad end cutscene for BT like in BK

Was disappointed

Couldn’t really show grungy use the laser. Too similar to DK 64’s

Coulda traumatized tons of kids with zambo Banjo and Kazooie.

>that scene where bear did the based

Kino rare

Touché

They could have showed her suck all the souls out of Aisle o hags, idk

Wow that would have been way better

WTF was her problem?

>calling one of your characters Kriplespac

man they got away with some shit

Does anybody else remember banjo walking out of his house in the beginning of the game and saying something about his peanus weanus of course(:

No but I remember the tree in gobi’s valley ejaculating a Jiggie

PISS ON ITS BODY
PISS ON THE MOLE
PISS ON THE MOLE

>That part where all the levels were huge, empty, and required all kinds of obtuse shit unlike the great design of Banjo Kazooie

Jesus Christ Rare

Holy shit that's so dark I thought this was supposed to be a game for children?!

>Allowing every level in Kazooie to be easily completed in one get go, also respawning every note when dying

Jesus Christ Rare

Having played this game entirely too much during my days of achievement hunting, fuck no it's not. The only redeeming factor was that a dick shaped car carried me through the entire game better than anything else.

Dildozer was the real MVP.

>that part where there's a bear

>That one RareWare software where A GIANT SPIDER, whatever the fuck Squirt was, A GIANT BLOODSHOT SNOWMAN, a barrel, and A GIANT SEA URCHIN are all bosses in the same game.

>that one rareware game where an object has eyes

Oh shit that's a lot of them.

>that scene where the Rareware logo appears
Still gets me every time

>The music got eerier the deeper you went

youtube.com/watch?v=O_lV5fm3IjE

youtube.com/watch?v=bit3h4o-d0w&t=1108s

youtube.com/watch?v=ONTcbWFw-k4&t=58s

Unsettling

>That scene where Banjo gets covered in shit

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The very one.

There will never be another Banjo-Kazooie game.

>be a dude working in a fancy office building
>get shot by Jonna Dark

>That one part where a a kid says he's getting an erection

I'm not joking it was one of the pigs

>That scene where people pretend this stuff is shocking because the modern moral outrage culture demands it but if it were 2010 again we'd all be high fiving eachother and jerking it to humba wumba and slutty gruntilda porn

>He was never a popular character in the first game anyway!
I fucking loved Tooie

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It introduced us to superior JamJars so it's ok

I've tried. It's not.

The driving sucks
The missions suck
The bosses suck
The writing sucks
"But the building system is good" is the only praise it gets, and there's nothing good with the building system.

I fucking tried man, it's no good.

>there will never be another FPS with a campaign as good as Perfect Dark's

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Nobody is saying any of this stuff is bad though. But Rare really did get away with fuckloads by Nintendo standards. It's less about morals and more about how the company they were associated with presented themselves in contrast to Rare

now when rare REALLY has no restrictions...oh boy

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>Mumbo Jumbo's catchphrase is Grant Kirkhope talking about his testicles
God bless you, Rareware

This game was pretty based NGL. Had some kickass music too by our good friend David Wise.

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>Post a screenshot with zero raunchiness

The first time I played that game it was weird, seeing rats getting beheaded, I thought Battletoads was family friendly. Same with Conker, the first time I played that game I didn't know it was gonna be that violent mess, in that time I told my mom to buy it because it was like Banjo Kazooie

I don't know why of everything in this thread this seems the most believable, I legit cannot imagine this being a falsify

Eekum Bokum?

Oomanaka

Ooh, my knackers

>the two buttons on B.O.B said "suck" and "blow"
a little on the nose eh Rare?

ooohhhh banana

According to Grant Kirkhope, Nintendo made Grant record the infamous "fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuu" flowerpots line over and over again because despite him saying thank you the console's sound quality made it come out as "fuuuuuuck youuuuuu".
The caught that and ran over it with a fine toothed comb but missed so much other shit. Rare games were loaded with this stuff and the fixated on this one.

Great job, Nintendo.

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user... a lot of Nintendo games were full of adult themes in Japan before NA screening and translation basically neutered theme

People seem to have this idea that Nintendo is family friendly company but in reality they were just re-branding the same shit for different audiences and since this was pre common internet world nobody could realistically check and call them on it.

Earthbound is a notable example with drug and alcohol references, naked Ness in magicant
Mario RPG "you found peaches XXX"
The busty hippo from links awakening

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We already know retard a lot of people saw that episode

The whole threads full of shit people already know dumbass

I thought we'd get to turn into a bat that level and was so excited for it. Getting turned into a pumpkin that could only be flushed down a toilet was the biggest kick to my 10 year old balls.

And there's a reason why none of it is explained as if nobody knew retard

What the fuck is wrong with posters now?
You're all cagey and aggressive 24/7 over fucking nothing. You're having a temper tantrum about literally nothing right now.

I've been here since 07 and I'm not half as degenerate as you and your ilk

I always liked how much darker Tooie's story was while maintaining the first game's bright color scheme for the most part, not to mention how satisfying the ending is.

>Bottles dies
>Kazooie still talks shit about him during the game even to his ghost's face

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You're saying I have the temper you're the one going off on a rant in a banjo thread right now, go cool off somewhere buddy

lmao shut the fuck up double nigger

>Bottles talks shit to him
>Rare wrote it so his wife divorces him in Nuts and Bolts

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>Bottles
fuckdamnit I meant Jamjars

Could he really erase your saved game file in the first game? Scared me bad as a kid and I turned the game off.

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tfw bottles' revenge was never finished

>That level in Conker where you have to swim across moving giant fans

Man, that shit developed my fear for giant blades

Feels bad, it's such a cool concept and honestly I think they could have worked a co-op component with Banjo and Kazooie spliting up.

>That part where you had to kill both of the ice cubes
The wife was unavoidable, but the husband gave the illusion that he'd land okay until you saw the Fire side of Hailfire Peaks.

Now this caught me off guard.
>Beheading the same rats
>Decapitations
>General Slaughter taking all that damage as you knocked him off the ship
>Grabbing Vermin's balls and punching them
>The rats in level 3 vomiting when you attacked them and one shitting on a toilet
>Dark Queen's nipples poking out in the projection and her breasts bouncing
>Each toad was unique and has his own look and moves from the concept art
What a way to end the series.

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It was fucking canary mary, so it's ok.

I still can’t believe how brutal the race was.
Why’d they make it so hard?

If she was a woman in a bird costume why was she better at flying than a bird? checkmate athetists

>That part where they brutally tear a Jinjo to pieces and eat its eyeballs
>The eyeballs still blink when Banjo pulls them out

banjo would never do this...

>tfw still can't beat the fucking cheeto page race on cloud cuckoldland
>tfw it's the only collectible I'm missing after all these years

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It's not about mashing, thanks to the rubberband physics, you need to stay right behind mary right up until the race is finished, then go ham before they increase Mary's speed.

No, but Grunty could if you entered enough cheat codes.

No but Grunty could.
youtu.be/QOBjtDsRHBg?t=45

>Finally after countless hours get enough jiggies to go into Grunty's Keep
>Solve the puzzle to get inside
>Beat Klungo for the 3rd time
>Do the quiz show
>Credits roll
>Return to tower
>Finally ready for final boss fight
>There's another jiggy door blocking the entrance to the top of the tower

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Does Game Over Grunty keep all her gross traits her sister talks about or are those gross parts passed over to Tootie too? I need to know for reasons.

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She'll ruin that body in six months

Still a slob.
>Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!

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>Grunty was deleting save files way before Undertale and DDLC

It's not fair bros. IT'S NOT FAIR

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Beauty is only skin deep.

>That part where Banjo invites his friends to play hacky sack with the decapitated head of the woman he just killed.
Banjo is a monster. He's capable of anything.

I'm not positive but I sweat somebody else came up with that idea

>That one scene where Banjo goes to get the puzzle piece behind the propellers of the Rusty Bucket, times it wrong, a propeller shears off his dick and balls, and Kazooie mistakenly picks up the remains and swallows them whole.

>That one scene where Banjo succumbs to his instincts and mauls Kazooie and Bottles to death in the most gruesome way imaginable
I mean I know it was the late 90s but jesus christ Rare

>Grunty´s Furnace Fun

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That level was based.

>That one scene where, after beating the boss and collecting the jiggy, Banjo stares at the screen and rambles on about the Earth being flat for 30 minutes
>Game goes back to normal like nothing
What did they mean by this?

>That moment where you find clanker for the first time
>when you go inside of him
>realize he is still a living breathing flesh being inside
>music gets tense when you go underwater
>blood and flesh and rusty metal everywhere
I mean seriously, first i played it i could not believe that shit was greenlit by nintendo.

>that one part where Rare stopped making good games
Jesus Christ, Microsoft.

?

Why doesn't Grunty just diet?

I forgot all about this... weird.

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>Those dimly lit lanterns are the only light deep inside the mine
This level terrified me as a kid.
And those green cowboy things...freaky.

Fuck this games music was kino. That's it im playing it again

Nothing beats King Sandybutts maze the first time. You can't bullshit me that Banjo and Kazooie is a nonlethal game with that spiked ceiling clearly crushing your skulls in.

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I listened to this the other day in-game and I swear those strings weren't in the basement version.

I'm pretty sure both him and Grunty did. But you have nothing at the beginning so Bottles couldn't erase much

There's really not many things that freaked me out in the first game. However, this did. I reeeeeally didn't want to go in that maze.

>87
tfw the Gray jinjo family went extinct because of that

I can't believe this part didn't warrant an M rating.

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His girlfriend was so cute and femenine

That honestly should have been finished before the actual multiplayer mode we got. That shit sounds loads of fun.

Why do all the characters that get fucked over by Grunty want to kill Banjo for it? Tooty, Bottles Jangaling...

>Ending is all the games helpers (And Klungo for some raisin) celebrating
>Bottles goes home and gets roasted because his wife incinerated his dinner

I don't know what this game had against bottles

I need to see that dark queen nipple gif anons

It was Kazooie's idea, but Banjo thought it was great and was the one that invited everyone else.

Did they ever actually call him that in the game?

I believe they added that in Live and Reloaded.

>His girlfriend
>Girl

>"Tooty's in for quite a shock, when she see's Grunty's futa cock!"
>"Your brother cannot hear your screams! My dick will tear you by the seams!"
>I've reached my limit - here I cum! I'm filling up your furry bum!"
The whole Grunty raping Tooty scene came out of nowhere, especially the unbroken 10 minutes afterwards where Tooty is just lying there sobbing. I'm not sure what Rare was going for here, but the rhymes were on-point.

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I know right? I know that had to give you a reason to want to play the game but god damn Rare, this isn't a snuff film.

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Serious for a moment the cartoon sound effects when Tooty is being taken in BK were cut out of the XBLA version probably because it came off as assault or something.

>Hannah Barbera tier sound effects sound like rape

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>Manage to find my old Banjo-Kazooie cartridge I had as a kid
>After enough effort, manage to get the game up and running
>Had a 60-something hour save file
>Had almost 20 hours in Clanker's Cavern
>Don't think I ever even made it to Click Clock Wood

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>That one scene where Banjo and Kazooie realize they have a thing for each other

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How the fuck did Kazooie's eggs get fertalized? They never explained that part.

>that one part where that kid got a hard on for Humba Wumba
what the fuck Rare

They weren't?

> that scene wouldn't be acceptable today.
Gamers would accept that scene.
If the society we live in wouldn't, then the society needs to fall.

Then how did they have children

Banjo hopped in the transformation pool and turned into a bird.

They were blessed by Allah

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>banjo just straight up lies to bottles family about his death
>it works out because he gets resurrected
>except his family goes on to leave him after he comes back to life
Bottles...had a hard life.

That is honestly fucked up. I forgot about that.

>turn corner
.>YEEHAH

*SMACK*
OH!

It was a shame that they nerfed her injun milkers in Nuts and Bolts.

>Witchyworld
>BLEEEEEEH

>Grunty industries
>HAAAAAY!

YEE-HAW

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>Inside cloud cuckooland
>KA-CHING

This looks like the fake banditcoots in crash.

In hindsight, Banjo Tooie and DK64 have quite a few structural and narrative similarities. The superweapon, for example. The Gruntilda scenes are very similar to the K Rool scenes in DK64. And of course Kirkhope's DK64 score is quite similar to Tooie's. Personally DK64's is better and doesn't get enough love. Frantic Factory is my jam.

Rare was fucked up now that I think of it. Regardless of this, no one outside of this thread will ever remember it.

Kazooiefags should fuck off, Tooie will always be superior.

Because Banjo and Kazooie being the protagonists in the story failed them.