Filename Thread
Filename Thread
A Smash thread died for this.
good
more like retarded fagit vs regular retard
>basedboy eating pizza for the first time vs chad bulking
fucking based
Guy on the right literally just got out of prison. His eating habits are understandable, he's been through some shit and likely spent a long time thinking about the first thing he was going to eat when he got out.
thank you for making this
and?
no it was a staged twitter vid
left is clearly done for laughs as well
Cuck on the left is in New York which makes it even worse. Please anons, do your duty. Slap these shits or throw their food on the floor if you see people unironically doing this.
Who do you think gets the most enjoyment out of the pizza?
>Celeste vs Sekiro
>no it was a staged twitter vid
proofs?
Definitely the one in the left given the one on the right isn't even eating pizza.
What's the point of eating pizza if you mangle it with a fork and knife the whole time. Just pick it up and eat it.
>Being this much of a pleb
I bet you don't eat your snickers with a knife and fork.
Reginiggas...
>I bet you don't eat your snickers with a knife and fork
Yea Forums isn't worth seinfeld humor anymore.
what is the point if you dont cut it into bite sized pieces
You cut it into bite size pieces with your mouth.
the left is the homosexual video ever created that isn't explicitly two dudes fucking
why would you ever need yesterday's weather?
SE
PHI
ROT
JYVSTF
kek it's all gay
>HA
Yay I'm funny
>action games
terrible filename
Speedrunner chad
>finishes work at the office (3:00)
>goes to his favorite food joint and gets his regular from the hot waitress (3:15)
>get a new record on finishing it (3:17)
>still has time to fuck bitches until his bed time (10:00)
I thought the fork an knife were for cutting the pizza into slices.
>fork keeps slice down
>knife cuts slice
>lat
Makes sense: I love to do pull ups!
no its not i saw "chad", don't even see gay in there
>seinfeld humor
Is that considered Baby Boomer humor or Gen-X humor?
what a terrible thread jesus
not how the thread works retards
>left is clearly done for laughs as well
It wasn't. The original showed a bunch of people and the different ways they eat their pizza.
It didn't keep you from showing up to bump the thread, stupid.
Based
Needs a name.
Why would anyone read a newspaper?
I don't see anything.
You can just hear the wilhelm scream
Those faces trigger my fight or flight response. I hope I never cross path with one, I would either have a heart attack or beat em up in fear
>I'm here for the job interview
>Slaanesh cultists out for their daily stroll.jpg
>when you try to make yourself look like a different species and end up just making yourself look like a deformed mutilated human
Pithy
You are now imagining them fucking and the dude on the right's cumming face.
Haha.
>qt
Wow this is the worst filename thread I've ever seen
I get it! Because there's no words, you don't actually have a choice! Lol that's pretty good.
How does this even work, how do you get "bones" to appear on your face like that?
Based
Do these people just live off the government? Why haven't they been killed?
Seething wagies.
didn't the guy on the right just get release out of prison.
>I EAT ASS (FULL SONG)
>of
>what are you lookin’ at smoothskin?
Vash was so fucking based.
That dude in the back looks about ready to end it
zom zom zom
You implant plastic under the skin to get it to bump out. I imagine it makes it painful to ever lean against. If that guy put his head against the wall it must hurt.
>failing a QTE
>get it, because he failed!
Real knee slapper user
>gay
kek
The gay one is great. Do you need the joke explained to you?
Kek.
what's wrong in using knife and forks to eat pizza?
Holy fucking shit is that car made out of gasoline?
Why didn't he just go to an all you can eat buffet? It's like 10 dollars for way more.
did they died
no they were inhaling something that was highly flammable or some shit like that
why would he do that? guy's just enjoying his pizza. he's not an ex-con as some retarded shitposter made you believe.
in case you forgot
>that faggot on the left
god i hate being gay.
Literally cartoon physics lmao
did he died?
>the
speedrunners are completionists though
not all completionists are speedrunners but all speedrunners are completionists
that guy on the left is spicy af
I barely understand poker, what happened?
Yakuza 0.webm
What kind of doctor would saw off someone's nose for aesthetic reasons? Surely that must be against the hippocratic oath.
The red skull guy lives in Brazil
>both equally insufferable in their own distinct way
Great post, OP.
dota 2 party queue.bmp
dude with a 98% chance to win lost on the last card of play
literally the only card that could have beat him came out
they put a 9 on the table and one of the players didn't like it
AD?
I chuckled
kek
Ah, now that is a good one
>day
The last card dropped was legit the only card that could have won that hand for his opponent (it was listed with a 2% chance of victory).
How can the average human be so fucking stupid?
I'd really love to hear the context for this queue.
I bet it was something fucking miserable like -50% on a bigmac or a free soda for the first 100 customers.
It would honestly do humanity a service if some lunatic terrorist attacked an iPhone camp (you know, those lobotomized rich kids that wait several days for the release of a new shitty phone)
Fucking hell, I'm not even smart my self but seeing shit like this gets me so edgy
first mcdonald's in a foreign country
they want to see what the hype's about
I'm happy for how happy the guy on the right is
>I realized the moment that I fell into the fissure, that book would not be destroyed as I had planned.
you can hear the teenage angst radiating from this post
>doctor
lmao xdd
The virgin appetite vs The chad hunger.
May your spoiled baby ass never find hype in anything ever again.
Wow I want both of their heads smashed into the fucking ground and exploded with a sledgehammer. Mentally ill fucking degenerates jesus christ
>The Man from Nowhere webm
I didn't know Yea Forums had taste
fucking kek
I WAS MUGGING WTF
Yes, I get that you're like so above the idea of being excited for stuff, having been spoiled from birth in and having to endure safe comfort for all your life, but some people, but I think you overestimate how representative your experience of life is in the grand scheme of things.
>pyrovision.gif
Seeing you defending retards who get excited enough to wait an entire day for a fucking cheap ass phone or a hamburger restaurants opening really screams how much you value your free time.
I bet you fill surveys for coupons too
what film?
lmao he has the JUST haircut
Me on the left
I'd also like to know
John woo the killer.
does this webm spoil much? I wanna check this movie out
>mario kart double dash.jpg
>does this webm spoil much?
Nah. Just go watch it.
That sucks. Poor kid.
something something venom snake popping a decoy
I'm pretty sure the webm you're having a total fit over was the first McDonald's in Russia or one of the other USSR states just prior or after the fall of the Soviet Union. During said time frame, the very American fast food joint arriving would be MASSIVELY novel.
Y'know, matching the filename's intent?
me on the right
Oh my god what the fuck
2 U
>literally the only card
Wouldn't a 9 of hearts also lost him the game?
>that slight bump of the table as he fucks off in a rage
Delicious
kek
looks like doppio in the fight against nero
>AY
I have become alien
>Sonybro_visits_a_Smash_Thread.webm
this kid is way too young for that shit, you can tell that he doesnt know whats going on. fucking hate spics so much
Are the Yakuza games worth playing? I've never played any of them, but they look fun.
>tries to cut the cake
>immediately thrown in his face
the fuck, what's the story behind this? just some fuckwit tradition?
it's not just a foreign country, it's the soviet union.
would've been funny if one of them fell
Ropes user
fuck yes
PGA
Professional Gamer Ayyy
They're all pretty much the same game with added features and a continuity of the story, but they're genuinely fun. Lots of minigames and sidequests, ridiculous gags like that, beatemup gameplay with rad finishing moves. It's worth playing at least one of them even if you dont want to get invested in the whole series
Yes, but be prepared for gatekeeping faggots telling you you're shit for not getting into the games in like 2005.
lol
That's not pyrovision, THIS is pyrovision.
doesn't make much sense with the ending
That was the fans shooting at EA. Think the failure of Battlefront 2
Is the guy on the right supposed to look like one of those people from the Eye of the Beholder Twilight Zone episode?
Thank fuck for that.
Nice pull
"Hey Einstein I'm on your side"
>Removing grease
He's no completionist.
Finally a Mongoloid admits the obvious truth.
God I hate New Yorkers.
This is a filename thread
I giggled.
Happy now?
I remember that glitch
me @ 0:32
>your average Asian man is too effeminate these days
>your average Black is very masculine, but behave like animals (hence why white girls love them)
>white men fit perfectly in between
Makes sense.
Overlord. 3 season anime. 12 eps each season.
the third video there is actually pretty good
Kidnapped rival cartel leader's son
>See 3 gays
FUCK
vash is one of my favorite character designs but I hated this fucking show
Someone post video source. It's fucking hilarious with the car radio in the background.
>My (32M) wife
it's ok, he can't get pregnant anyway.
>playing_soldier_in_movie_battles_2.gif
>I'm not even smart my self
Yeah we noticed
This was one of the first animes I torrented when I was a kid, almost 20 years ago. Why was Vash so good? He was some kind of experimental super soldier or something, wasn't he?
don't fuck with me user
I wonder how badly this fucks up the dog mentally.
it's an indonesian birthday thing
The guy on the right looks like he's having fucking orgasms from that food.
I mean I haven't lived in California for a good fifteen years, but I do remember In-n-Out being good, but not THAT good.
Hispanics typically shove children into their cakes. Never seen this degree of fuckery irl but if it's in the us it's browns.
9 of hearts would've given the guy with the queens a flush, which is higher than a 3 of a kind
Is this how serial killers are born?
it was literally the first mc donalds in all of the ussr
that poster got doxxed as another white incel LARPing as an Asian
What game is this?
h-hes fast!
>white people
>implying Yea Forums doesn't just pirate giving them the cake and the ability to eat it too
The actual video is fucking hilarious because you hear a "BEEEEWWWW" sound when the flame explosion happens and you hear them screaming in pain all the while "Rather Be" by Clean Bandit is playing on the radio.
Pretty sure he's either some kind of alien or an artificially created being that was basically a super powerful nuclear engine.
Where the hell did he fall from? A plane?
I think it's an edit b/c i don't recognize the background, but the wizard, treasure chest, and golem are from Heroes of Might & Magic 3
>there's no place I'd rather be playing while they're all screaming and struggling
It's so awful but I can't help laughing at the juxtaposition
Asian males are extreme beta males. Nobody cares that much about you.
go back to where you came from you fucking faggot
kill yourself
can all you NA posters who browse r*ddit just kyselves already?
>animeonlys are ok with this
yikes
imagine being this JUST
wonder how many times he posts himself here every day
this show was so fucking good
Looks like he was hanging from the wires, maybe? If he fell from a plane he'd splat like a tomato
Animeonlys are one of the lowest types of subhuman, they are ok with anything as long as a famous youtuber says it is good because they can't think for themselves
what show was it i keep seeing these webms pop up
underrated
generation kill
its about some journo guy from rolling stones i think who chills with a platoon or w/e during americas hunt for some guy with a beard
very good
I... I need to know more about the man on the right. Is that nose fake? It's gotta be.
what the fuck is this tho
that what i wanna know
You're jealous as fuck you can neither look at a girl like that nor get a girl to look back at you like that and you know it.
ghibli music video
CAN YOU HEAR US SLAANESH
>torrented
Oh, so that's why anime is dead in America now.
so it is you
hahahahahahahahahahahhaha hows that drugged out destroyed body handling you
8 U
there's a video where he climbs on top of a chipotle and gets shirtless/starts posing, it's hilarious how bad this dude wants attention
>Calling other people degenerates when you want to violently murder
Go outside, Muhammad
gay
Fucking slaanesh cultist
Thankfully.
dalaran
Did you say slaanesh?
It's nice seeing mine reposted, thanks user.
does this go where i hope its going and if so what's it called
I need to watch this already, those colors are pretty darn cute.
FYI that's the philliphines, you just hate spics.
Was it, really?
Damn, and here I thought there were other people who ate like me out there. I honestly eat like that dude in the video. Stuffing your face like that is satisfying.
Some of the women are Asian.
Generation Kill. It's a great show on it's own, and it's got amazing attention to detail. It's consistently the one show that Active Duty/Veterans don't criticize for getting stuff wrong.
>this was supposed to be the most realistic visually stunning game of the decade
what's the fucking point of spending millions on mocap, face scans and engines for pretty graphics if its gonna look like shit one year later?
Fucking degenerates
This show was fucking weird with these 3D animations. What animal are they even talking about here?
Why is she killing her frens? :(
looks like a dog or wolf's sense of smell
>Lvl 5
>lvl 15
>lvl 37
>Mega Evolution
bullies tormented her, flushed a precious thing given to her by her grandfather down the toilet, and broke her phone so she never got the message that her grandfather died.
two problem for the bullies:
1. She's lost it
2. She knows how to kill
High quality bait
Those Colors make ME want to explode!
I see Bakura is finally growing a spine.
>dsp does gun kata.webm
I never noticed how much filler anime uses until now. Most of those scenes are just the same image being shaken around.
this is the future we get thanks to Flash.
Yep, a lot of anime is 5-15 second shots of characters standing perfectly still while the mouth flaps move to save on budget
and the rest is cgi nowdays
Hey thats my wife
That's....fucking stupid, why the fuck japs do this type of stuff?
Why?
Never understood macro.
That breed of dog is braindead so it probably forgot about it within five seconds
nigga you can't fake not having a nose
it's not fucking invisible
>literal chad stride
Nice.
Flips are honorary spics
Chuunibyou complex
that's a dude
Reminds me of how that trend of scaring your cats with a pickle actually fucks them up mentally as well. But the thought of this, damn, maybe if they valued the lives of other beings as we did.
I wish the manager told that nigger to get out of his store if he wasn't going to buy anything
No as a spic i can tell you many of my birthdays were ruined like this.
>Getting to be the little girl
I like this series.
The moment you realize a lot of japanese media, manga, light novels, anime, is more about just doing whatever the fuck they want that makes them feel empowered in the fantasies to escape the sallaryman life.
Sometimes that wielding PPsHs as a violin to cast waves of energy at opponents while defensive swords spin around you.
Other times it's Sky Ironing.
Anime covers a lot of ground.
Trying something
It's dead because I have to pay one hundred fucking dollars to get a bluray of 40 20 minute episodes of Mobile Suit Gundam while I can get 180 45 minute episodes of Star Trek TNG for the same price. Anime is super fucking overpriced, you'd have to be out of your goddamn mind to pay for it.
a patch on my left forearm started to tingle when I opened that image up
what the actual fuck are you doing, user?
That particular character is quite literally from fanfiction.
So those people in youtube comments screeching "animal abuse" everywhere come from Yea Forums after all?
That bookcase looks comfy as fuck
cheers to you too niganon
name it fakeasshit.webm
the dog clearly knows it's food before the owner scares it off, told by the side eye and sudden jerk back
Well, it's certainly not /an/
It's not that bad
>people hated this show because "muh jsdf propoganda"
shit was cash, if that was everyone's problem with it then all they would need to do was change the military's name to something fictional. i enjoyed the hell out of this show
Same here. Anytime someone has ever touched a birthday cake at a party I always tell them to fuck off. The shit isn't even funny either. What a stupid fucking tradition.
YAG :-DDD
Honestly i hate both kins of people equally
a Jew
damn you duncan
They're pakistani.
Fuck you got me.
VISIS. DOMINIS.
what the fuck is that filename?
they're indonesian
kek. The building represents the game
it's a better john wick with actual emotionality. No, this spoils nothing.
t. 30 year old virgin
>TF2 pub.jpg
>right
absolute state of americans
the left girl has one messed up jaw but otherwise I'd enjoy being that boy.
>all of whom resembled my wife a bit
no shit, she's asian
This looks like one hell of a bad show.
based
>Food analogy
Wow
huh.
Small world, my cousin made that a few halloweens ago..
>17K views
>Mostly thumb-upped
>Only 20 comments
>Half are asking about the song.
This doesn't add up at all.
Found it when I stumbled upon this shit, I didn't bother to change the filename up until now
Folding pizza is retarded. It introduces the bite with bread on both sides. You want to keep the top side exposed, to get the topping flavor to touch your tongue as quickly as possible.
not
>bioware
Kalimantan people are not Indonesian. We civilized people don't do that.
>Muslim
>civilized
That guy is going to be so miserable in life. his entire self worth is based on how other brainless thots perceive him.
at least he has his health
>Blindly firing from the hip
so your friends are retards?
Kek
>Sky Ironing WITH Sky upside-down skateboarding
Ah, that filename brings back memories. I used to fucking love getting the lads and I into dump trucks and smashing into people that were doing missions. If you smashed them into a wall, it was an instant kill. They patched that out at one point, but you could still do it if you got out of the dump truck at the last second. I don't think they ever patched that one out, even to this day. You could terrorize an entire server.
what do any of them here get from this surface level interest though? he fucks at least one of them right? i don't get the appeal of acting like such a slut
also
>that landwhale in the coke suit
ya hate to see it
tv
>Will want to die but wcan't because he's in great health
Suffering
What the fuck
God I hated this show, get a fucking fantasy world with dragons and shit, and completely gimp how fucking op magic can be to jerk off the jsdf with muh "nippon strong" shit. Waste of a concept.
>how vergil eat pizza
>how dante eat pizza
>WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO BE HAPPY AND DO STUFF WAAA
Slaanesh is one hell of a drug.
Pic not related.
>Mug-ter shooting fire
10/10
>Google'd it
>It's real
Jesus fuck
It's just a cartoon. Calm down.
Stay salty magicfag
c-c-c-c-ope
Can't be, nobody shot him.
Drifters is better.
youtube.com
Reminds me of that skit from whichever VHS movie.
I would normally find right guy disgusting but I can only feel happy for how overjoyed that guy is.
>those shoulders
that is not a woman lmao
That butt though.
LET ME OUT I NEED MY SWITCH
I am calm. It's just disappointing to see a fun concept not get fully explored.
Eat shit technigger, magic was gimped to jerk off the nippon spirit. Any other scenario ends with magic being just as good, if not more op than tech.
Reminder, the guy on the left was being satirical and everyone who shits on him is a retard missing the context
I can't believe crunchyroll is really all we have for international streaming anime services, god it fucking sucks, all their apps are outdated garbage that constantly fuck up.
>look how hard i can piss
I don't remember is in Devilman. When was this?
The people seeking advice on how to delete pitbulls are completely in the right though. It's everyone's civic duty to kill those monsters on sight and every time a shitbull that you knew existed near you mauls someone and you did nothing to prevent it, the blood is on your hands.
Then why don't you contribute, wise guy?
Left is staged too, retard. is right.
That video wasn't just "the different ways people eat their pizza", basedboy mode was shown as straight-up wrong way to eat pizza.
were you born in the wrong generation?
oh shit, I vaguely remember this game
at least, I think it was an hgame
what game
Do you think if you saw this, panicked and shot it cuz it looks like a literal demon, the police would let you off?
I weep for the future, I'm glad I'll be dead soon.
>Forgetting Vinum
Time to go download it again, user.
Your memory would be correct.
>3 years later and magicucks are still seething about some shitty anime
crysis. if you havent played it it's pretty damn fun
That's what you're fucking upset about? That modern military technology annihilates medieval low fantasy? How about the entire premise of a modern military vs a medieval superpower taking a total sideline to a ridiculous self insert NEET/Spec Ops with his own absurd harem? That should be your main complaint, that an interesting idea is just an excuse to show a guy getting fawned over by waifus for 24 episodes.
First McD's in the Soviet Union, people are lining up applying for jobs.
Well that's because Numberphile is amazing.
I remember seeing this shit along time ago but I swear to god it was a Yea Forums comic, was I dreaming that or what
theres a comic, thats just an edit with the same theme, theres plenty of shit like that
Oh shit, thanks man. I was missing that scene and couldn't figure out how to get it. I bet Nemea's missing scene is done the same way.
Did them living on a giant carrier city ever have any impact on the plot at all? I got tired of the show with how cliched everything was.
First McDonalds in the USSR
read the novel you stupid fuck, the army defense force or whatever didn't last long the moment the gate closes up. Plot twist, the gate was open in the first place because of some goddess was bored out of her mind and decided it would be fun to pair modern military force against an ancient roman type of civilization. SO in a way magic still win, if the jsdf trying to fuck over the other world too much, the goddess can just simply wiped them all out.
>That modern military technology annihilates medieval low fantasy
How would conflict work in this show?
>Japanese "Humor"
Is this immortal hounds?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mother fucker. That's not even the spoiler image for Yea Forums and you still got me.
Is he in the Kayak or is Jason just 13 feet tall in this scene?
Every fucking time. Why are you responding to your own post again? I refuse to believe it's a different person each time.
implying this is any different than stuff you see in GTA when you work for the creeps in the story.
>Old Dalaran portal
Got something you wanna tell us champ?
Maybe somethin you wanna get off your chest?
Seems like you've got something on your mind.
She's a gun wizard, which is an actual thing from DnD.
Ah, to be an angsty 13 year old again
That sounds pretty badass
he doesnt
he abused drugs and now he's JUST
>"the years have been cruel"
me in the back
I'm just holding out hope the BD release will have some serious visual improvements.
I know my hopes will be dashed.
do what? be creative?
wow, 10/10 bamboozled me
braaap
>RULES OF NATURE
i wish i oculd eat like that glutton
i mean i love sugary and greesy food
but at a certain point i get disgusted in myself, full or indigestion
that is definitely not bait, he's probably 16 and listens exclusively to dad rock
So it was the only source of food in the entire country? I guess that's understandable.
Games that let me do this?
>Gay
Well, fuck.
Thats gotta be like mobsters throwing him out of a helicopter or something. How the fuck else does something like this happen.
MASQUERADE VIOLATION
She's not a gun wizard. She is a self-insert of NO U mary sue, she can do whatever the fuck she wants to, literally everything. In a way, she is like the equivalent of ST or DM where she can make up plots and also erase it.
What little actual conflict there is is about half and half outright one sided murderfests, and political intrigue and subterfuge. Since the people in the fantasy world don't have things like the internet or cameras and pretty much everyone who fights the army dies, they don't know what a gun is or how the army is winning, they just hear rumors and think they have a bunch of mages and beasts, which isn't that much different than what the nations of the fantasy world have. So there's repeated attacks on places the army is setting up shop in only for them to get turned into swiss cheese.
It was poorly animated, had haremshit, and the protagonist was borderline fucking retarded despite being an extremely high ranking intelligence officer.
Name of game?
what the heck is going on here? parasites?
i dont remember the RJ or name, i want to say escape the succubus house or something but i swear theres way too many other games with succubus in the title
Succubus Prison - House of Lewd Demons
I see they've undergone employment bypass surgery. How brave.
It's in the webm title for christ's sake.
I hope there's art of the girl with shades. Will need it for reasons.
Appreciate ya
Webm title is just a post number
Sounds boring
>XAW
>ÇAP
>ÇAN
user...
The retarded part is them not simply rolling into magicland with tanks and mechanized armor and Pola-I mean fantasyland not surrendering.
I wonder if this will go over newfags' heads
Source on image?
Unless you eat your pizza upside down your tongue is hitting bread either way. Folding is just a more convenient way to eat a big floppy piece of pizza because it keeps it stable.
click this, retard
the dud fucking ruined every scene of the simpsons for me
>He doesn't use Yea Forums X
It's boring because 90% of it is "cute girls doing cute things" and "NEET green beret has a harem," not because the action scenes are one sided.
>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this
Registering for AGDQ.
Qap?
we hate you too
It would be much more fun if they were equally matched
The joke is already in the picture, you fucking idiot
>How about the entire premise of a modern military vs a medieval superpower taking a total sideline to a ridiculous self insert NEET/Spec Ops with his own absurd harem?
Because even the fucking military masturbatory otaku who felt the need to chose a fucking MEDIEVAL power as an opponent so they can enjoy a nice safe curb-stomping realized that concept really doesn't make for more than a fucking 4 episode plot without the waifu harem to take up runtime you absolute dingus.
They had a choice, either let the fantasy setting throw some curveballs by encountering your average ancient dragons, holy knights in litterally unbreakable adamantine plate, 25 INT 'absolutely euphoric' Archmage with a spellbook the thickness of a basketball, shapeshifting snakemen infiltrating back into your home country, or even a single fucking vampire with half a brain... any of which might actually throw any modern army for a huge fucking loop and make for interesting plot they can stretch out for years (hell fucking Stargate did it all FIRST, AND BETTER, they just called it Sci-Fi.)
But that might make the JDF look bad, worse... it doesn't make the viewer feel 'empowered' and superior to something (even a fictional something.) Or they could just throw in a harem and you don't even NEED to write a plot, just steal old episodes from Love Hina and Tenchi Muyo.
this looks it came straight from Xavier: Renegade Angel
welp, time to start playing Yakuza games
Damn if only Kyman was this well developed..
IIRC the most of the leaders who were hostile to the army just assumed their generals were incompetent. At one point 3 big armies from other nations all get obliterated, and the command staff of other armies from another nation assumed they had deserted and were setting up some kind of trap or something. The prince or whatever of one of the main nations is arrogant as hell while some royal knights or whatever, who also become part of the dumbass harem, see first hand what happens when the army starts shooting people and doesn't want to fight them.
They also like bomb their congress with fighter jets and that does a pretty good job of pacifying some of them, iirc.
>tfw even birds can get cute goth gfs but not me
The voice acting also sucks donkey dicks
>pretty, flamboyant fagbird
>pretty, edgy gothbird
>ugly, racemixed children
yikes...
they're only ugly because they're babies
Looks like ajin
>They had a choice, either let the fantasy setting throw some curveballs by encountering your average ancient dragons
They do this and it takes them like 3 episodes to kill the thing and they had help from magic elves or whatever.
>GF
wait no
OH NO MY TV
HAYAI
fuck, I know that feel.
FUCKING LMAO AN ACTUAL COPE
Have sex, incel.
How edgy