China's New Video Game Rules Officially Ban Blood, Corpses, Mahjong, Poker and Imperial Schemes

>China's New Video Game Rules Officially Ban Blood, Corpses, Mahjong, Poker and Imperial Schemes

It's time to stop making any part of any game catered to China.

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>China
Japan makes all the games

>Mahjong
Why?
Also this
1 & a half billion of these dog eaters and they're still all fucking useless.

China is also a huge part of the market. Their numbers give them sway.

BLACKJACK
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Western companies have been changing or removing things from games to get into China. Look at the blacklash rainbow Six got last year.

>Mahjong
The fuck

>Imperial Schemes

Explain.

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Like that one time they banned time travel except they actually hadn't?

You know, like palace intrigue in ancient Chinese history. Concubines backstabbing each other, emperors, eunuchs.

I don't. I don't play forkknife, support Ubisoft or EA.
I wish China would just go back to being the dogeating whatever-you-want factory it was instead of an actual threat to democracy.

>Imperial Schemes
??????

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3 kingdoms era political intrigue plotlines and shit like that.

>Mahjong
Is there some kind of illegal mahjong gambling circuit we're not aware of?
Why is this suddenly an issue? They trying to avoid giving their populace any ideas?

Why has nobody got the balls to nuke China?

The current Chinese government is paranoid as fuck.

They're larping as commies again
Look forward to Great Sparrow War 2

>Mahjong
Over the line.

Yes. That's exactly it. It doesnt take a genius to recognize how deeply programmed the Chinese populace is now. The Social Credit system is probably the clearest example of it

Because they would nuke back and/or nuke surrounding countries.

The day arrived violence fags, prepare to be censored too.

Because we don't want to start world war 3 numb nuts. Same reason we don't nuke North Korea.

>They trying to avoid giving their populace any ideas
Basically, yeah

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>The practice of changing the color of blood in games will no longer be allowed.

Holy shit, they can't even make the blood like blue.

>blood, corpses
Well, say goodbye to 90% of games China.
>mahjong
90 year old Korean women and /jp/ posters on suicide watch

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Only if you're a subhuman Chink
You're not, are you?

>there are still people who don't believe entire populations can be programmed with intense propaganda and information control

>there are people who know it exists but think " it could never happen to me" anyways because theyre typical arrogant human retards

>you have probably been programmed in one way or another

>China will also stop approving certain games inspired by its imperial past, including “gongdou,” which directly translates to harem scheming, as well as “guandou,” the word for palace official competition. The life inside palaces has inspired blockbuster TV series such as the Story of Yanxi Palace, an in-house production from China’s Netflix equivalent iQiyi . But these plots also touch a nerve with Chinese officials who worry about “obscene contents and the risk of political metaphors,” Daniel Ahmad, senior analyst at Nikos Partners, suggested to TechCrunch.

Yes. They're paranoid about metaphors.

In a weird way, I almost find that shithole kind of fascinating. It really is the stuff of dystopian stories

Cockroaches survive nukes

Will the Chinese ever overthrow their extremely authoritarian government or are they simply too much like robots now after generations of programming the population from birth to only think one way?

>the mahjong and poker bans only stop new games from being approved, existing ones get to stay
100% a back room bribe somewhere.

šneed

>ants overthrowing the colony
not likely

because the developed world is too lazy to wean itself off its economic reliance on chinese sweatshop workers

The latter mate.

it would take another revolution, and they'd have to overthrow quite the military society
maybe the troops would defect after it started but they may have some perks in place for military personnel that would compel them to fire on their own...

it is the Chinese we're talking about, anyway

The modern Chinese government is one of the most corrupt official institutions in history. Of course there was money exchanging hands unofficially

EPIC GAME STORE DOES IT AGAIN!!

How Can Yea Forumsdrones ever expect to keep up with this level of winning?!

If they're not in Hong Kong or Taiwan, no dice.

I dont have to sell out my neighbors to improve my credit score in order to use public transit. I think we already beat the subhuman Chinese

It's a good thing Epic isn't run by a Chines--oh.

tiananmen square

HA-HA-HA-
GOG is gunna be alright, right guys?
RIGHT?

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>maybe the troops would defect
If you're willing to gun down hundreds of kids in Tienanmen Square then repeatedly drive over them with tanks and APCs until their corpses turn into hashbrowns then blast all the remains down the sewer with firehoses, I seriously doubt you're going to defect.

>Doesnt ban anime tiddies
I guess the theory that China is behind SNOY is out the window

good. fuck imperial schemes

A solid 95% of the chinese population are robotic bugpeople incapable of critical thought. Ants do not attack their own colony.

The remaining 5% use VPNs to avoid this silly bullshit.

Of course there was. Just like the Imperial intrigue bit. The whole reason for this is most likely mobage publishers finding a popular niche like imperial harem waifu collecting and slipping a bribe to add this nonsense regulation to the list and eradicate would-be copycats. People attribute too much of the censorship to controlling thought, superstition or other non-monetary reasons. A lot of it is just straight up market manipulation, be it bribery or protectionism.

Based. They should games altogether.

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So what's the point of trying to sell games in china now?, the type of revisions you'd have to go through seems like too much of cost now,as if they werent already.

Chinese soldiers are the most firmly programmed of them all
It's actually fascinating that China has created essentially robots without the electronics. In a few generations, once the social credit system really takes effect, they could probably order a group of soldiers to walk into a fire and they'd do it no questions asked.

And if they get caught they are fucked. I mean their lives are ruined. They can't take public transit, their credits scores are erased and they can't ever leave the country. I'm not joking btw.

>Mahjong
the hell did mahjong do?

Why is Chris now like that bear thing?

t. Winnie the Pooh

People attribute it to thought control because its China, who has been programming their population extremely carefully for several decades now

Danganronpa is basically a "vote off the island" TV show. Just with murder.

Guess no more ROTK.
Fucking commie pigs.

>recently reading multiple news outlets trying to paint the social credit system in a good light
Looks like the west will be implementing it within 50 years

>cultural preservation
>preservation
guess how i know this image is bullshit

Danganronpa and Total Drama actually have a shocking amount in common in how their respective hosts force misery on a bunch of teens of varying degrees of attractiveness

I'd assume because they're still such a large market to tap that it would still be worth it to jump through the hoops.

It’s good because it gives people an incentive to be good people, the Chinese for example need some motivation and this gives it.

nintendo's about to start doing it too.

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we already have social credit, its called credit score

So now we're dropping China can we bring back skeleton king to dota?

Because you watched cold-war propaganda about the Cultural Revolution and took it as gospel.

MK11 confirmed flop

Can't say Im an expert but mahjong is often used as a means of gambling.

how can one country be so based
I feel like the west can do better

Bug people

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> think exactly how we tell you to, and snitch on your neighbors when they think bad things, and we'll reward you with the right to use the public transportation
/pol/ authoritarian fags should all move to China since this is basically their dream.

sneed

I can ride the bus with a bad credit score though

AYO HOR UP
*sips on 25% lead water
YOU WUZ SAYIN
*falls into sink hole
DAT WE
*eats fetus
DAT WE WAZ SUM
*runs over toddler
DAT WE WUZ IMPLESSIVE
*gets eaten by elevator
N SHIEEEEEEEEEET?

>Imperial Schemes

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Isn't MK11 already banned in several countries?

>being familiar with TDI but not Basedronpa

Sorry, but it’s completely fake news.
bbs.a9vg.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=5438923&mobile=yes
No official announcement has ever been published. Original source came from a unverified social media account and they have deleted the news.
tech.ifeng.com/c/7m5H1oORGEq

>corpses
what
so that basically bans killing altogether right?

Im honestly on with all if the others to meh extent (besides I guess corpses, because what the fuck are you going to do, make bodies just vanish?) but Imperal schemes sounds like a fun plot point.

Most Asian countries just don't get MK games I'm pretty sure, or at least Japan and China don't. Everywhere in the world where violence is a bigger taboo than sex are guaranteed to get no release

Yeah, those links look legit.

>morality
>equality
>order
>science
>technology

you listed thins china doesn't have.

sneed

Only the first two are missing. Everything else it pursues like crazed mad scientist.

Is there any country in the world that isn't a fucking nightmare in 2019?

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>the west will be implementing it within 50 years

Try 10 at most. We already have an unofficial system like this now where credit card companies and payment providers refuse to do business with you if you're found guilty of wrongthink in the court of public opinion.

its not propaganda when you talk to ACTUAL CHINESE PEOPLE WHO LIVED THROUGH IT.
杀了自己黑鬼。

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Until recently I would have said New Zealand. Now I'd say Alaska as a US state, but that's a different kind of nightmare I hear.

Seriously? Don't you remember the last time they games altogether?

> no blood
So WoW's Undercity is going to be completely drought?

> ban corpses
So in any video game where you need to kill someone, the mobs are just going to disapear immidiately before falling on the ground?

Gentlemen of Europe, you are doomed. Your economy splutters like a man dying now for half a decade, based on the lies that 'neoliberal' discipline in economics. It is simply transfer of capital to the top classes, which in a New World Order of globalizing imply results in a dead economy, and a 'Skinner mouse' populace. The great City on the Hill aross the ocean will soon abando you, turning inward such as great states do when beset with times of internalized strife. Russia is trying to propagandise as the saviour to your ailments, but with truth has now retarded to the days of the Imperial Romanovs, with their Caezar Putin I casting a whip of steel on the 'new serfs'. Islam is cancer and shall drag civilization to the days before the Yellow Emperor and the Aegyptians.

Your way out, the one source of light in a world where gloam and stagnancy enroach closer each year is us. Take our hand. Let us drag out from the muck you inhabit. We too were crushed by decades of genocidel war, yet now we prosper like no other. Your media say 'paper tiger' yet this is in fear of an ascendancy 5000 years in the making, begun before even your great Imperial Rome marched fascism across your continent. You cannot stop or impeded this great undertaking.

Take a capture of this post to remember: we want to help you.

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Norway is pretty good, politicians are mostly sane, pay is rather high, corruption isn't crippling, and there's no talk about controlling internet usage
Only downside is Sweden is right next door for when that shit show goes tits up

Is that just a bunch of smoke in the background over the buildings on the right? Or a faraway mountain?

In China WOW you died and instantly turned into a gravestone

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This is exactly what they want, they want the game market to be as Chinese as possible. After all, it's easier to make people toe the party line when you can arrest them for dissidence.

tiananmen square

DOWN WITH THE COMMUNISTS.
ALL HAIL THE IMPERIAL HAN!

If there's another p2w game the chinks will dump money into it. Winning at any cost is part of their culture after all.

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>FLORT

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Wonder how much shilling will be done to get games to bend to the requirement of the Chinese market, is China still a shit-tier "who cares" market or is it becoming more important like with movies?

Bah, all countries have to contend with virtue signaling NGOs, but at least they're not working in Norway, restricted immigration policies are the mainstay in current year norwegian politics

You don't even have to put Pay2Win mechanics in a video game for Chinks to pay to win at it. They'll just buy cheats. Apparently Chinese internet cafes have cheats installed on their computers.

China does have them though, just not in the parts controlled by Communists who think they're the Chinese government.

>Ancient Chinese and Greek used to be the pioneer of economy, philosophy, and warfare
>Now turned into soulless husk of their former self

What the fuck happened???

So are the Chinese just doomed to subservient bug people?

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They have been for 10,000 years, dunno why it would change.

This. Why pay when you can hack?

it's another godless cuckshed

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>banning mahjong

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How do they even define "Imperial Schemes." Is that just a catch all for mentioning Tianamin square?

It's already happening. "International standards".

Are you kidding? China is the exact world that the elites want. Both governments and corporations absolutely adore how China has its systems in place. Think of it, billions of people mindlessly worshipping you and following your orders, and any dissidents are taken outside and shot. It's the dystopia that every mcdonalds and google-tier corporation could ever ask for.

With that in mind, why ever would they get rid of it?

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>Imperial Schemes
da fuck is that?

>he didn't get to enjoy playing in an internet cafe with all sorts of hacks and pirate servers installed
zoomers make me wanna cry

say it with me:
TIANANMEN

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This video game only? Or they really going to ban all the drama from historical fiction on tv

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What the fuck is going on?

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>China
>familly values
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They're learning...

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Is this a cultural thing, or are safety standards so low people keep getting caught in escalators over there?

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Mahjong is a super popular game to gamble on. It has the same connotations there as texas hold 'em, poker, or blackjack here.

get out new meat

A woman got eaten by an escalator.
great /pol/ user please post because i never save webms

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Basically this
youtube.com/watch?v=vyw0kR3uTKU
went viral and now all chinese people shit themselves a little while riding the escalator

Now I'm just reminded of the one where that unlucky Chinese chucklefuck stumbles backwards, falls over just in time to have his head ran over by a bigass truck and his head splatters like a fucking grape.
That and Mr. Traffic Light Instagib Truck Fire.

>The girl disappeared into the hole
>The father doesn't give a shit and walk away
Don't tell me the daughter will sue his father for the insurance too?

I'm horrified but still
>That filename

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What the fuck

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>RAGGLE FRAGGLE

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its origins are very much in gambling.

it is to china as poker or texas holdem is in the US.

That game you playing on windows XP doesn't come even remotely close to how the game is actually played other than the tiles themselves.

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So... who's gonna post the copypasta?

China really likes to paint this image of it being a mega-stable country instead of a nation that can't go a century without turning into an orgy of internecine bloodshed that puts its deathtolls on the same scale as industrialized multi-national wars. Chinese history could almost be replaced wholesale with a tweaked 40K book and literally nothing would be different in terms of the glee they take in killing their own countrymen

I actually think he squeezed his eyes shut the second the pressure blew the manhole cover out and didn't even see her tumble in - she basically vanished in a second.
Stopping it, he's actually looking away from her the moment the firecrackers go off.

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completely ruined by assholes who want riches and power and hate sharing

China truly is a nightmare land. It will soon be a 1:1 remake of that Black Mirror episode. But I bet big brothers condones its minions to hunt and kill anyone that falls below a certain score.

The stupid Chinese market is the same reason movies suck ass now. All these stupid explosions everywhere and childish plots.

AHHH
SOMEONE HELP ME

What an absolute fucking retard

god didn't invent gender humans did

could you be more explicit about what you're referring to? I live under a rock

didnt china pretty much have a pseudo-theocracy for a thousand years and if anything bad happened then MANDATE OF HEAVEN LOST TIME FOR CIVIL WAR

china is the model for the (((new world order))) they want to implement across the globe

its a catch-all for anything that depicts killing political figures as a means to an ends

He literally made a man, and then a woman.

why do they resent death so much when their government encourages the casual disregard of the dead/dying in the streets like it's normal?

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>sex = gender

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>Thousand years.

Try 4000.

Humans invented God, what's your point?

>The way the escalator stops
Means she got caught in a fucking chain
Good god

>that poor bastard at 0:06 who gets stabbed with a sign post, run over, and set on fire

Ya know, his only real sin was going out for some pork bun

f u c k

So they follow japanese GORE BAD, SEX GOOD policy?

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literally all that changed is the CCP replaced the emperor after winning the Culture Wars

You idiot. We are all gods in the ancient past.

Just be on the lookout for that term.

China is exactly 40K. Everyone prepare your butts cause the chaos gods can't be far behind.

Chinese love fun games and hate boring shite

>be chinaman
>go to chemical factory
>work 12hrs
>get my $.25/hr pay
>on my way home get hit by car who tries to kill me because it is the way of our people
>manage to escape car man
>start second job shilling on Yea Forums
>someone posts 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre
>police break down my door and take me away
>hear glorious leader start talking about second great leap forward over labor camp PA system
>mfw

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This is Blood Bad, which is an evolved form. Japan can make REmake 2 and so long as they take the dismemberment and extra gooey parts out, sell it domestically

You're about fifty to a hundred years away from your next warlord period.

>no imperial schemes
>when most of chinese literature is full of schemes

>Why has nobody got the balls to nuke China?

Yes let's just nuke the world's biggest economy, I'm sure that won't have any negative consequences whatsoever.

It also didn't help that their imperial power structures were completely batshit insane. Imagine for a second if Emperor Palpatine deliberately designed the worst theoretical version of the Empire in terms of people fucking each other over, and then it was actually instituted as government.

SOME things kinda had a basis, like most ancient rules. Like if you were a corrupt public official, you were getting decapitated (if you got caught...). But you could ALSO be killed for things like "showing up late". There's a famous revolution that happened entirely because 2 generals and their armies were going to be late to meet the Emperor due to bad weather and an avalanche or something, which would be a guaranteed no-excuses death sentence, and they decided their chances of survival were objectively better if they staged a coup rather than show up and try to explain that some 10,000 tons of snow may have slowed them down a little

Shit like that happened REGULARLY in ancient China because people were regularly finding ways to either
>find power
or
>go to psychotic lengths to protect what power they had because the political game was so batshit insane that cheating is the only viable way to keep your head above water

Yeah, it'll take a few years to get plastic crap back to the cheap price it is and it'll improve the quality of manufacturing overight.

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That's a man

>not posting the full version

I think we're still trying to figure out if all the batshit insane leaders stemmed from metal poisoning or just genetically being lunatics

It's only the biggest economy because China has been artificially boosting its GDP by doing things like building cities that no one lives in, and then the wealth they generate from trading with a bigger GDP trickles down to their insect people.

just saying, its like calling Hawaii a cartless shithole because all their barista's are intimidating
they two things got nothing to do with each other

Well, they also went out of their way to purge basically their entire culture of the old ways, and slaughter anyone who got in the way, and obliterated large chunks of their own history

Remember to work extra hard on the children's Winnie the Poo plushy out of spite

Literally yes.
Retarded zoomers are trying to redefine the intent of 'gender'.

Good lord

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even the fucking retarded jews who invented "gender" differentiate it from sex you fucking retarded monkey
look up john money and magnus hirschfeld

What happens in the full version?

There's no way in fucking hell all of these are accidents. Why is China PVP enabled?

The thing is life is pretty good for a lot of chinese people regardless of how westerners see it, and most of them think that a democracy would just be worse than any problems they have currently

Besides China has a long history of peasant revolts, and a very bloody one when the leadership fails in its duties to the people
Europeans tend to just accept bullshit so long as there is some token resistance

People live in those ghost cities. Might want to research those cities again, you retard and not just watch some Australian ''''news''' show reporting about ''ghost '' cities.

>they also went out of their way to purge basically their entire culture of the old ways, and slaughter anyone who got in the way, and obliterated large chunks of their own history
thats pretty par for the course whenever you get a change of dynasty

Show me any government issued form that has both a 'sex' and 'gender' field.
Go back to getting your masters in womens studies or whatever pseudo-intellectual recognition you're aiming for.

were you home-schooled or something? zoomers didn't invent gender theory

You retarded? Every single time someone thought the system was shit this happened

>jew man makes up concept of gender
>therefore gender is a real thing and not the same thing as sex

Okay

The faggy looking chink starts bleeding out for some reason I could never figure out.

what does the government have to do with anything?

The government doesn't give a fuck about who you want to bone, so why would they ask?

gender
>the behavioral, cultural, or psychological traits typically associated with one sex
sex
>Either of the two main categories (male and female) into which humans and most other living things are divided on the basis of their reproductive functions.
don't conflate sex and gender when they're not the same thing retards

>no eunuchs

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neither sex or gender have anything to do with who you want to bone, where are you carrying the goal-post?

The definition is already wrong though because there are more than two sexes. You can be a hermaphrodite as well. If your definition already gets that detail wrong, then it cannot be trusted. Check mate

china will rebel eventually and start eating each other again
its in their nature, and history is cyclical

>no corpses
So stealth games are gonna be totally busted then

>China
>morality

....user I...

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>sex is man or woman
>yeah but this thing isn't a man or a woman it's a hermphrodite
then that means it's just that: a hermaphrodite
hermaphrodite isn't a gender

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well stop pretending that youre one when youre in fact the other

That's caused by shitty laws caused by a crippled healthcare system, basically the first person who helped her would be responsible for her medical bills if she was unable to pay herself

I'm not bringing this shit up because I want to defend trannies, I'm just making sure morons like you stop spreading disinfo that actually works in their favor. I hope you understand

Anyway gender doesn't even make sense. If i start wearing a skirt i'm still a man, i'm just not conforming to the stereotypical behavior that is usually assigned to men. But to say that this makes me female-gendered would be totally retarded.

not your call to make, billy

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fuck china, fucking insect chinks who claims island and making skeleton king into a green blob

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probably anything they think might be "propaganda"

>guy on the bike almost gets away
>gets fucking speared by the light post
F

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Who the fuck cares? Fuck china and their retarded government and people, why is it even news? Who cares what this bumfuck country does

DO NOT LEARN MANDARIN

fuck off shill

Stop talking about made-up Jewish tranny buzzwords and post more chink deaths, you goddamn piece of shit faggot.

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post it

Maybe Sony will back down from the censorship now (they said it was for #MeToo and children, but it was obviously for the Chinese. Censoring violence too would alienate the American consumers too much.)

>zoomers are the ones subverting culture
Good to know you're a twenty-something sperg who only started paying attention to politics in 2014.

The problem is that it's cheaper to make one version of a game instead of a separate China regulations edition. Their bullshit rules might very well affect us as well.

CHAOS IZ AN ADDAH

seething retard

So does china actually have shitty smart cars like this or is it just that the Chinese are really bad at driving.

>the retarded kids didn't move

deserved it desu

And to think they could have saved her if they just fucking shut that shit down immediately

This one will never stop being funny

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damn i love imperial schemes

you've never encountered an asian driver in general?

lol u triggered

>This metal panel appears loose
>I guess it's nothing, let's just go about our business

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>doesn't even bother trying to catch the literal newborn child
uh, they do know that baby heads aren't exactly known for winning fights with fucking concrete right

Because then multibillion dollar companies would have to hire local workers and pay them fair wages. We can't have that.

What exactly was he expecting

Because they are literal slave workers. Destroying them will destroy the entire economy. At least wait, until literal AI robot workers replace them.

was that made by micheal bay?

Sometimes you feel there might be some meaning to life. But then you see a video like this and you realize it's all an illusion. Some people are literally just casually shat out onto the pavement.

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Bravo China, truly the real life GTA

Dead before his hat hit the floor.

BASED
A
S
E
D

>cycle bumps car
>instantly bursts into flames as if it was made of napalm
>biker stands up
>runs to right
>proceeds to fall down steep hill

>that sound when the two ladies get off
>mom gets swallowed up in front of her kid

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I wonder if he stopped and got out of the car to ensure the last child doesn't survive

That's the hilarious part. It's a tiny amount of people for such huge cities. They practically pay people to live there. It's like a homestead act, you know what I mean? "Build it and they will come, but without the jobs to support them, so we'll make some bs jobs and subsidies." Great shit.

Was she in shock or something? She just sat there like a retard while her baby landed head first on the fucking concrete. Soulless bitch probably wanted it to die.

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>Sometimes you feel there might be some meaning to life.
Now there's a pretty meme
Exquisite!

The day I even think of going to live in Cockroach Land is the day I should kill myself first in order to not have a shitty death in that country.

Bunch of racists poltards here with their cherry picked webms. I too can find disgusting dumb shit americans and europeans do but you know those are just a minority. Same thing with the chinese. They are wonderful people.

>It's time to stop making any part of any game catered to China.
Silly user. Games aren't catered to China, they are made FOR China. Same with movies and cartoons. The main audience for media is China, they consume everything companies make no matter how garbage or bottom of the barrel it is.

1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre

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>They are wonderful people.
Chinese aren't human, they are insects.

>walking in the same direction as traffic
im entirely too paranoid of doing that, mostly because of videos ive seen where people get hit because they never see the car coming

That car was out for blood

PoohBear is a tyrant.

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Now if they can ban lootboxes that would be great.

Wonderful people at dying

why...

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>after generations
Dude try millennia

thats what happens when you ban abortions. more dumpster babies

>>Mahjong
>Why?

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I wonder how long it'll take for the chink government to ban private vehicles under the pretense of protection

>SHIT
>bump
>alright it wasn't that bad, just need to unstick my
>THE ENTIRE BIKE GOES UP IN FLAMES LIKE IT WAS AN ACTION MOVIE

Its like a video game

don't cry over nonhumans

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not long. they've already banned private conversations.

I miss these

WHY do these chink vehicles always burst into flames

You would literally nuking a bunch of starving peasants. It's not worth the nuke.

Bunch of retards

[Xiao Mei Mei plays in the distance]

>goes straight into the fucking van and gets obliterated by combustion literally a sec later
It looks dumb and I should be laughing at it, but fuck chinese """people"""

"Learning" is literally brainwashing, dude. Like not even in a conspiracy theory way. When you get taught how to do math or what a grammatically correct sentence looks like, that is literal brainwashing and conditioning.

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nigga, all your video game hardware comes from china

Kek

>NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE

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>tfw I know a fat boomer with a smoking hot MILF Chinese wife
>tfw he lets younger guys like me fuck her now and then
>tfw she fucks like Ai Uehara
>tfw Yea Forums no one on Yea Forums will believe this post

I guess China isnt so bad after all

Because the only person a Chinese businessman/manufacturer likes to cheat more than a foreigner is his fellow Chinese.

BASED

that was just an old guy with a burst stomach ulcer

the silicon mines would still be there

China also likes to think that they're fighting the white devil for #1 even though they became the UK's bitches and got turned into drugaddicts just because of tea

Hermaphrodites aren't real you tard. Those "Hermaphrodites" only have one functioning sex organ and the other one is a malformation.

Lol wtf

Disgusting. I refuse to live in any country containing a picture of a black man.

>wife
she even speak english? sounds more like a mail-order slave situation

You fon't get that amount of blood from a single ulcer.

>Fucking insects
No, I believe you. There are people out there with similar shit taste, why wouldn't I believe this.

FROGGER

>Meanwhile in the US...

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Can you even call that driving? It's like the guy fell asleep at the wheel.

they're still intersexed

shanghaiist.com/2015/07/27/bus-driver-hits-breaks-before-vomiting-blood/
"gastrointestinal bleeding"

Why

Not at all, I think she's a Hong Kong Chinese? She speaks fluent English and works in public service handling visas and such.

This guy gets it

>173 people killed
youtube.com/watch?v=ONsmJAyFAAw
I don't know what's worse, dying from shitty safety practices, or the fact that the government is obviously keeping your death a secret. I doubt just 173 people died that day.

That's why its classed as a birth defect (or at least was)
They still exist but it's acknowledged that its a defect and the parts that don't function can be removed with surgery.

it doesn't matter, they'll hit you from the other, unless you have a safety bar or concrete in the middle that separate ways

>cultural preservation

user, have I got a history lesson for you

OK, now if that's real, that's just sad.

This. Similar things like playing cards were historically banned for similar reasons. Other regions have banned portrayals of gambling as well, like the game corner in pokemon games was changed in european versions.

Anchorage is full of violent apes I hear. Nowhere is safe.

Yeah dude totally. How many Americans must be banned off Facebook and Twitter because of their bad credit score before we wise up? WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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Still doesn't make a person a magical third gender. They still have XX or XY chromosome, just born with a genetic defect. Same way being born with a tail doesn't turn you into a new magical race

>The condition of the woman is unknown

Oh my god
Somebody needs to save China

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>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM A FIRE
>should I run away?
>nah better get closer in case it violently explodes

>china will never get Poker Night at the Inventory
riots when?

if this thread is an indication of anything; chinese people lack any sort of morality.

Did he died?

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Third world mindset into a second world infrastructure.

There's a YouTube channel called ADV China. 2 Western dudes who live there, married women from there. All they have is straight up nightmare fuel horror stories. It sounds like an awful, awful place, and they absolutely have no morality. They would rip off their own mothers for an extra 20 american dollars. All of them.

>swords of ditto.webm

And this is why in 1st and 2nd world countries the pavement is separated from road by different height levels so any car trying to do this will stop one way or another...

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Literally why? Why did he throw the child?

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Maybe they're manufactured by China? As an aside, thank god for the japanese being the polar fucking opposite of the chinese.

This is China. They would swerve intentionally just to hit more people.

I never said they were, but herms are considered a different type(not gender) because the defect is in the point where they have a change in standard chromosomes.(an XX where there should be an XY and vice versa) There is no third gender BUT they do have a separate classification that many mistake as that being the case.

Should I learn Mandarin while there's time left?

Yeah but Kusoge developers like Blizzard cater to their demands all the time, so China is a relevant market.

Little faggot shouldn't have been running.

Indonesia is not in China. Yet.

I live under a rock, could somebody please tell me what the deal is with China and Winnie the pooh.
It just seems too surreal.

He's trying to flee(that's the guy who walked into the alley after that first child), he threw the child to distract them with the child's safety over his escape.

youtube.com/watch?v=O-MQC_G9jTU
The timing is pretty close to lining up too.

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Everything I learn about the Chinese makes me alternating between hating them and pitying them. On one hand, they’re very quickly turning into an Orwellian nightmare (for real this time, like, for serious), so their government is corrupt as fuck. But on the other hand, the few who know this are doomed to a horrible, horrible life, and if they escape it, they should probably never go back. On one hand, there’s the whole Rape of Nanking thing. On the other, they’re the only reason why shitty summer blockbusters, pay to win mobile games, and pop up ads still exist. On one hand, they’ve got really cool mythology, they suffered the worst from communism, and their people get eaten by elevators. On the other hand, they do it to themselves.

Know what I mean? I can’t help but pity the bugman, nobody deserves to suffer that bad

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Probably not, but what kind of society thinks violence towards a whimsical child is better than just, you know, opening up your cock sucker and telling the kid "don't run in here."

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Literally only Young Cityfolk aren't drinking the government juices, and even then it's only like 50% of them, and most of those are neutral, and all of them are friends with the other 50%.

Plus last time a bunch of students protested the government publicly, the event had enough civilian casualties to be censored in all of China so hard to the point you can't even write it on an iPhone because they do it kernel level or some shit.

>China
why should humans be concerned that bug people are acting like subhumans again?

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You can't stop companies from catering to China, faggots. That's where the money is whether you like it or not.

We get companies to stop catering to people all the time by publicly shaming them, why should this be any different.

Because it all comes down between becoming China ghetto or USA ghetto

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They have a genetic defect, the same way we count a dwarf as being one, a herm has nothing to do with sex or gender anywhere but in hentai

The chinese are no different from ants. They're not like normal people.

How come animation from CHina has gay stuff and violence though

Because China is bigger.

Xi Jinping got so upset over this harmless joke that he banned any mention of Winnie the Pooh in China. A contributing factor was that Chinese dissidents were using Pooh as a code/nickname for Xi Jinping, who is widely criticised for basically trying to elevate his status from President to God Emperor.

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>44 casualties

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>FF On

Which is what I said, they have a defect, it gives them a different classification OUTSIDE of sex to mark they have the defect. For some reason people mistake this classification as a gender.

fallout timeline is still 60some years in the future, so train your children for what is to come

The chinese people literally have no self awareness. They constantly walk in front of cars, fall down elevator shafts, and stand in machine presses because they have no sense of danger and have no ability to pay attention to their surroundings.

Not a single goddamned vehicle in that lane up until the movie bus.
Why are movie buses such powerful weapons?

China would be contained if the TTP Obama was working on was put in place by President Hillary. But Trump's puppet ass ran against it and then cancelled it.

It's your fault Yea Forums

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>welcome to life, kid

It's like Watchdogs in real life.

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As much of a scumbag move as it is, I'm pretty impressed with the quick thinking of injuring a child to buy time. I probably wouldn't have thought of that even already in the mindset of hurting kids.

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>yet ANOTHER fucking chemical plant explosion THIS fucking year
I shouldn't be surprised at this point yet still am.

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Your entire impression of China is based on maybe a dozen pieces of CCTV footage which was intentionally cherry-picked to show Chinese people falling victim to accidents. If somebody showed you ten videos of people falling down manholes in the USA, would you assume that the USA is a nation of people with no sense of self-preservation? Stop being an idiot.

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Is that specifically in relation to Imperial China, or empires in general? Does this mean Star Wars is now illegal?

Ever wonder what those pesky "safety regulations" are for?? Chinese batteries? fucking explode like a red barrel in a video game. their electric car prototypes must be a nightmare to behold.

That guy on the elevator be like "Not my problem"

>If somebody showed you ten videos of people falling down manholes in the USA, would you assume that the USA is a nation of people with no sense of self-preservation?

Go on then, show me some videos.

>z-zoomers

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Would it be surprising that she ended in a meat grinder after this?

They're trying to erase any parts of their history that make them look bad. They've already completely eradicated all traces of all the CCP's fuckups (the Great Leap Forward, Tianmen Square, Sparrow massacre, etc) from Chinese history and are trying to do so with ancient Chinese history now too apparently.

>Imperial Schemes
whats that? you cant play games in which you manage or make an empire? did they just banned /gsg/ games?

You're saying that you would?

GOVERNMENT WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU.

Shoo shoo bug man!

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friendly reminder that you're training one of these things every time you answer a captcha.

I already know my nation is full of clueless fuckwits who can't pay attention. Still beats being a chink.

It's fake news desu.

>Camera pans down
>Instinctively scroll up
FUCK

> A country with LITERAL SLAVE FACTORIES

>Worried about violent vidya in the CURRENT YEAR.

The mandella effect is real, MK11 was right. the timelines are all fucked up now. This universe has become a joke timeline.

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Yeah actually I would, considering that doesn't happen since open manholes are monitored at all times to ensure people don't fucking fall in them dipshit.

are you talking about the US? i can't say the n word without getting excommunicated

I mean, I get that China has more videos since they have more people. So technically I would put Russia as the craziest and deadliest drivers because they don't have the backing of demographics to justify their volume of footage.
But it's still on you to post those videos. America seems more bent on making stupid self-social degradation on tiktok than kill each others off on the streets.

Joker was right. Our lifes are truly comedy.

>Your entire impression of China is based on maybe a dozen pieces of CCTV footage

I've seen hundreds.

and people get upset about unit 731

>would you assume that the USA is a nation of people with no sense of self-preservation?
I think that about Florida after hearing all manner of crazy ass bullshit that ends up in the news.
>tfw bathsalts were a thing
What the fuck is wrong with people?

StormCloaks are rising up

there are people born with XXY or XO (one X)

The Imperial Schemes is the stand out there isn’t it?

>tfw Japanese try to fix their gene trough said experiment 731

Western safety standards are the reason shit like doesn't happen in the civilized world.

Why were eunuchs even a thing?

What gets me more than these accidents is the complete apathy most bystanders seem to have to them. I know that it's actually pretty rare for people to act heroic and give a helping hand everywhere but people seem completely unphased as if it's just a regular day.

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jesus christ, the kid left wandering at the end...

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>spawn
>immediately die from fall damage

No peepee, no sex drive, no family, therefore loyal
>actually had opposite effect

Oh ADV China is great.
>rows of empty condos
>people taking oil from gutters (dumped fast food fried oil or even motor oil) and making streetfood with it

Fuck I'll take the NYC halal meat vendors where at worst they'll use the tatzicki sauce on my gyro a little longer than they probably should, or hotdog vendors who don't change the boiling water every few hours

gotta love how chill everyone is about a dead body

Christ all these webms about China. Has China done anything at all to address all these pointless casualties?

>fair wages
>muh labor theory of value

Have you not seen the Grand Tour? The way Chinks get drivers licences they literally just hold a pretend wheel and step on a scale

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Imagine being a parent in China, you might lose a family member at any moment.
Living a normal life without incident is probably equal to winning the lottery in that country.

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Ah fuck. Well, say goodbye to RotTK's chink dub.

China will grow stronger

>Not even recoloured blood allowed
Bring on those Power Rangers games.

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Go watch some YouTube videos of people literally pulling apart the masonry like it was made of cardboard, on giant ass neighborhoods that were just built 5 years ago, with no one living in them. The videos are everywhere, I don't know what your point is.

The issue for me are not the accidents themselves but the complete apathy that people exhibit in them.

for every dead chink 5 more pop out to take their place

>Imperial Schemes
Isn't this like 1/3 of their fiction???

Russians actually have a pretty decent survival rate due to the ever-present snow along with drunkenness helping people roll with the impacts.
The chinese, on the other hand, make sure the person they hit is dead.

>Imperial Schemes
wait...
If they ban 3-kingdom era games, they're going to take down like 90% of all china-made games lol

Well technically people do live in them, but they are homeless squatters rather then actual tenants.

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I love how in these the onlookers are just so casual.

Like just, there goes another one.

God damn is it good being white in a white city.

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China is literally the biggest gaming market in the world and no one is really close to them.

at least they didn't ban anime tiddies

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It's the entire basis of one of their most culturally significant and referenced works
guess they're too scared of letters on a paper

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Parents in china raise their children exclusively with one goal
>Send them out of China
>Have them send money home
There's no retirement in China. You're entirely a dependent at start and end of life, so your entire life is exclusively dedicated on making money for yourself.

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Just give it up. These retards are basically holocaust denier levels of dense and won't give a shit what you say because nothing will change their views. Just ignore and let them circlejerk each other with their impotent rage over imaginary Chinks that browse the board.

>that filename

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Your point isn't invalid. For instance, all the Russian dashcam videos make people think Russians are the world's worst drivers. But in fact it's just that there's so much dashcam footage of collisions because they all have to drive with one for insurance purposes.

However, the Chinese actually are a race of sadistic bugpeople with little to no regard for their own safety or that of others. The Chinese state doesn't care because their overpopulation issue makes its people expendable, so a few catastrophes are justified as long as the economy stays mostly upright.

>Thinking a fire extinguisher is going to do shit when he's covered in molten metal
He was dead the moment he approached.

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jesus tapdancing christ why didn't those two chink bitches warn them

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we've literally been doing that though with the trade war, tons of companies have pulled out of china.

Does this mean Sega will no longer pander to chinks with Yakuza?

What's startling isn't the fact that people occasionally die. Shit happens, even when things are going pretty much "right", stupid or random things happen across a nation of hundreds of millions (or a billion). What is SHOCKING is the fact that you have people who run over bodies in the god damn street and literally a hundred people drive by. And it's not a 1-time thing. It's the complete lack of anything resembling basic safety measures, public empathy towards other people, its the fact that people have to be visibly observing things happening/have happened and literally no one even seems to notice or even slow down for a brief second.

In America? Yeah there's plenty of CC footage of people dying or being bad people. But ya know what? I'm betting if I saw someone get run the fuck over in NYC, the next few cars would probably slow down or even stop entirely. At the very minimum, I'd bet the 10 cars back won't SEE the body and proceed to drive OVER it

>only one survivor, a kid
>probably has no idea where there are at and more then likely got ran over by someone else or died because they never found their way home
I get that its China, but that doesn't mean I still can't be disgusted by their general apathy towards life in general.

Achually, Chinese would be Braconidae then

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>endless series of mistakes

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Imperial schemes means games about imperial harems

Why the fuck would anyone ever enter an auto parker.
I've literally never heard of anyone entering random ass garages outside of thieves and this woman looked way too overdressed to be ready to steal anything.

he ded?

oh yes China, the only country were the government can sue your family if you kill yourself

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FUCKING BASED

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do pedestrian crossings not meant the same thing ion pajeet land as in other countries?

China has almost half of all humans on the planet, user. If you already made a full game, you can basically double your market potential by going through revisions, and revisions won't cost as much as making a new game from scratch, so doubling your market potential as a result is generally worth it.

it's kinda mesmerizing desu how the insects fly away as she rolls the dough

don't see lootboxes on there. you guys have phones right?

mmm bees

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What games do Indian's play?

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That's unfortunately really sad. Some of the best coders in the world reside in China and if they weren't already underappreciated. Well, best of luck to them I suppose #learntocode

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>7 billion people
>1.4ish in China
That's like 1/5th of people user, not 1/2

The fuck happened there?

>kicks open door
>gazes into pitch black abyss of an elevator shaft
>walks in and dies

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They are too poor for vidya.

The chinese are completely oblivious to their surroundings. That's why.

>Blood, Corpses

God forbid I might be reminded of my own mortality. Fuck video-games always promoting death.

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Street Shitter 2
It comes with more types of shit AND even more colors

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Drunk dude kicked down an elevators doors then walked in.
Elevators are vertical shafts. If the elevator itself isn't there, then it's a building tall drop.
The more you learn, teenager.

These people clearly watch their >China webms.

As a burgerchink, I am loving this thread. Fuck mainlanders, they are insects that deserve to be squashed.

the only subreddit I ever really cared about was r/watchpeopledie, and the amount of China shit posted there eclipsed everything else

Fun fact: The shit you see/hear in Florida happens all over the US, they just have public information laws that allow anyone and everyone to read police reports within 24 hours of being filed.

Also they're basically trying to outdo each other over there at this point so that previous point might not even be valid.

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To think the villains in Mission Impossible Fallout already predicted the shit that Chinese and Indians caused that they want to pollute their rivers with radiation to eliminate half of their population.

They make shit about Imperial China all the time though. Do they just want to ban Dynasty Warriors?

Just remember that Winnie the Pooh is banned in China because their current president got butthurt because some memes were made about him using the character.

Too soon bro.

Why are chinese drivers so bad. Just hit look at the fucking road jesus christ

didn't China get really assmad about these guys back in 08?

good, the fewer chinks playing my vidya the better

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Apparently 120:100 is the ratio where incels will reach critical mass and radicalize to the point of becoming an actual threat to national stability.

Is there any evidence or sources that indicate China has any interest in typical mainstream (rather, not just phone gachashit or MOBAs) vidya to begin with?
How can console manufacturers/developers be so adamant as to censor (e.g., snoy) their products a priori for a region that may or may not have any sort of market penetration?

>they just have public information laws that allow anyone and everyone to read police reports within 24 hours of being filed
I had no idea, interesting.
>Also they're basically trying to outdo each other over there at this point so that previous point might not even be valid.
Now this isn't a surprise at all.

You can actually seem him losing control during the first second and fumbling to try and break from then onwards.
But really, still, why didn't he turn the bike while it was stopped?

>Bans gambling things
>China is number one in mobile Gacha shit production
Does not compute

At least this one finally had a bystander that acted like a human fucking being.

Was there ever an alternative for it? I miss it.

>lao ping got mad at all the "cherry picked" vids and doesn't understand that people are just flabbergasted at the near total apathy everybody in the clips seem to have

Its fine guys, hes just going to another world.

As if anybody believed that one dumbass posting it. Especially when the obvious answer is California HQ

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Just be gay

They don't want people to think about dying, That way they will never have second thoughts even if they are ordered to die.

Do buses count? I thought it was only trucks.

imperial themed poker/mahjong with blood and death when?

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that would happen with any escalator that you jammed a huge 2x4 into

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>the people before her notice the danger, warn her, and try to help her across, being the only reason her child didn't get sucked in too while she grabbed for them or the child tried to help them
Jesus christ how brutal

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silly user, if the state benefits from it than it becomes ok, digital purchases are very easy to moderate and tax

The chances are that wherever you are isn't much better.

Hearty actual kek

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they didn't though, they stuck around and made sure to warn the next person about it, even though there was nobody else in sight when they got off. They probably went to tell maintenance (or what passes as that in China) and when they didn't fix it they went to basically warn people.

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I was expecting something more gruesome but for some reason I just laughed

China can barely go a century without collapsing or owerthrowing its government. Give it a decade or two, and China will be at war with itself in some form.

Why does China seem so shit?

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calling bullshit

Uh, you can actually see what happens.
So two trucks hit each other and the second one one then hit a bus and lobs it to the left. This mostly on the right side of the road. A third truck was coming in hot and enclosed them.
This barrier of metal got a bunch of cars right away but not before a second bus came in and charged several more vehicles that were safely stopped onwards still.

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>Imperial Schemes
Good lord, thought I was reading a 40k joke for a second.

I don't even feel sorry for that fucking dumbass he didn't even TRY to fucking dodge it.

why do I suddenly think it's not that bad when finding out it's bees and not flys

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If done early on- no testosterone, so stays androgynous.

>phone zombie
youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg

Can't they just remove the banned things for the Chinese version only? I mean that's still as retarded as when they censored Hitler and Nazi stuff in Wolfenstein 2, but at least they can make their money in chinkland and maintain the artistic integrity of the game in regions that actually matter.

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Some of these shit look straight outta cartoon or video games.

It's a slave you know won't fuck your wife. Cucks weren't always in style.

Seriously though in China the purpose of Eunuchs was to have slaves you knew couldn't revolt and take over to start their own country, on top of them being weaker and more docile in general due to lack of testosterone, they couldn't breed and start a new dynasty.

this guy probably ordered a mail order whore wife
I've slept with those types too and it genuinely is amazing but god damn don't sleep with chinese women

they're banning avenues of satisfying gambling urges that are outside of state control

Anyone with a Y chromosome is a man, anyone without one is a woman, doesn't matter how many Xs there are

>his head just pops
>you can see his steaming innards slide onto the road
fucking brutal

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>thought this was gonna be one of those videos where faulty elevator doors rip apart an unsuspecting chinkie
>but then the mad lad unzipped dick

>then it became a faulty elevator video anyway

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I've seen a news of a dude who saved someone falling from the third floor and he described the child hitting him like a "cannonball".
A fucking adult from any higher is basically a death projectile.

>no explosion
Faked

the only surprising thing here is that the bike didnt explode

>Oh they're fine
>Oh...

>not naming the video "kung poo"

Reminds me of that psycho pass episode.

Strip poker, but you play for body parts rather than money

>dodge
user

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SO ROBOTIC
IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING LITERAL AI IN A VIDEO GAME
WHAT THE FUCK CHINA

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>manages to somehow avoid getting hit by any of the traffic
>bus comes out of nowhere and obliterates him on the other side
is this a fucking cartoon? is china just cartoon land?

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I quoted the wrong post but it still applies technically. Meant this idiot

>don't sleep with chinese women
Not him, but why not?

>even has the guy attempt to brake 3 inches from the edge of the hole like some shitty car AI in a videogame trying to avoid an unexpected hazard on the road
jesus fucking christ

t-t-t-that's all folks!

Butt sex won't save us this time, without the possibility of forming families, young men won't have any incentives to de-radicalize.

Because Bees like to land on pretty flowers and drink nectar while flys like to land on dogshit and rat corpses, eat shit and give birth to maggots.

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they're whores and like how chinese people play the lottery of life and death, you're basically playing the lottery for crazy ladies that might have stuff. BUT, they're really good at fucking, so even if you catch something, you still got it from something good

China is Final Destination: the country