Retards.
Remember when Yea Forums worshipped this shitty mobage no personality waifu?
Luis White
Jeremiah Torres
Boy do I miss those threads.
Connor Mitchell
At least she's a real user girl, unlike Bowsette.
Now THAT was cringe to the max.
Made me realise about 85% of Yea Forums are closeted homosexuals,
Jaxon Bell
she's based and the threads just moved to /vg/ like generals should
Gavin Brown
>you will never be tickle tortured by Merula
why fucking live bros
Jordan Bennett
>tfw there are no irl merulas because they've been brainwashed into be lesbians or trannies
THE TOMBOY GENOCIDE MUST END.
Owen Cox
Why are you so obsessed?
Zachary Turner
Because it's on-topic, unlike your post.
Bentley Bell
What does that have to do with mobage and no personality?
Easton Green
It has something to do with """""waifu""""" worshipping and Yea Forums being retards
Evan Robinson
Those early threads were pure
Leo Hill
I guess of Yea Forums is retarded if they worshiped that rat haired Sims character.
Kevin Phillips
Can you fuck her yet?
Jayden White
Best memes shine the brightest and then burn out instead of being stuck on life support forever
Carson Martin
>seething this hard half a year after it happened
fuck dude, you have issues
Carter Walker
You can take her on a date.
Camden Rogers
>seething about this Merula
>OK
>seething about Bowsette
>seething
lmao, be a catty homo somewhere else
Jace Hill
I said nothing about merula, you're the one that brought up something tangentially related just to tell people you're still mad over 6 month old internet drawings, seek help
Luke Jackson
>tangentially
It's the same shit, only that you act defensively on one issue.
Zachary Nelson
I don't care about it, it's a long since over trend, I'm not defending anything I'm calling you an obsessed sped since it still bugs you to this day apparently
Bentley Peterson
you have to be gay to post here faggot
Julian Morgan
>I-I don't care about me
>Look at all those replies that shows how much I don't care about it
Is acting overly defensive part of being a homo?
Colton Sullivan
I don't care about your opinion on a dead meme, I care that you're an annoying faggot dredging it back up in a nice merula thread
Camden Morris
Ian Torres
At least I am not a literal faggot.
At least you do feel shame over your past deeds.
Alexander Peterson
Austin Bennett
woah based!
Nolan Wilson
only literal faggots would care this much to announce how not gay they are 6 months after something happened, and the fuck deeds are you talking about
Ryan Lewis
Only literal faggots would react defensive all about it and only butthurt faggots would point out how much they don't care with half a dozen replies.
John Diaz
Jackson Garcia
Haha time to merupost.
Isaiah Cox
Jason Wilson
point to one fucking place I've defended anything, please
and fuck it, let's roll with I'm a total homo and want to fuck meaty man ass and not some bint in peach cosplay, what other deflection could you come up with as to how you're not the butthurt one when you're still crying over fucking bowsette halfway in current year with no provocation
Owen Myers
i want to hug her
im retarded shit
Leo Bennett
So what, could you date her in game or not?
Connor Brown
Yea Forums is a Penny board now
Zachary Davis
Yes.
Carson Young
Thread is about worshipping shitty waifus
OP claims Merula is worst. I say Bowsette topped it.
Merula is at least a real girl. Homos don't like that fact. For obvious reasons.
Easton Murphy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
Isaac Smith
degenerate potion addict
Bentley Brown
Never!
Oliver Robinson
If you wanted a Merula thread, then don't create a bait thread.
Jacob Hernandez
>mobage
How much of a fucking weeb do you have to be to use that term when talking about a western game?
Samuel King
Yea Forums has claire threads now instead.
Jack Myers
>overbotch makes bong tomboy
>explicitly mention they have like no backstory for anything they made and just tacked barebones ones on later so "it was planned" is horseshit
>tumblr thinks all tomboys are gay and screech nonstop
>for more tumblr browny points blizz just makes her gay
>no one sees how they just implied all sporty girls with short hair and small breasts are inherently gay, straight girls must be traditionally feminine D cups with long hair, and pass it off as progressive somehow
>can't point out how cynical and pandering to shipping homos this is without "whut ar u, homophob?"
this fucking "progressive" wave is so retarded and they ruin so much
Julian Russell
If nothing else, Bowsette banished the wojak-posting normalfags off the board for a little while and that was worth it.
Parker Carter
Felt fucking great.
Ryder Morris
Yea Forums would've been all for it 10 years ago.
John Phillips
Stay mad tulipfag.
Logan Adams
Why won't you faggots play her game?
Nolan Wright
Much has been lost, and even more will be gone as time passes. But we remember user, we will always remember.
Nathaniel Moore
I had two tomboys as childhood friends.
Both grew into lesbians.
Blake Ross
>Thread is about worshipping shitty waifus
A (one, singular) waifu, not the one living rent free in your head
Op claimed nothing of the sort, just that this one specific one was shit, not in any comparative way
I'd want to say you're shitposting but this is so specific and rare to come up I can only assume you actually are mentally ill enough to care about fucking drawings apparently appealing to the small niche of male homos that like female bodies
Josiah Mitchell
Camden Jackson
JC is adding dating soon, and soon you can hold hands with you're waifu
Carter Green
so how's the game nowadays
worth playing with cheats?
Jeremiah Thomas
Because you didnt give them the workout partner they craved.
Gavin Roberts
>game
That's an overstatement for that horseshite app, even the hacked version is unbearably dull
Caleb Lee
It's the peak of irony that Tumblr is just flipping the script at the end of the day.
Jose Gonzalez
I remember being pretty into this before I lost one of the co-op House Cups and promptly, immediately stopped giving a shit.
Aaron Walker
it's fake right? he just wrote this himself right?
RIGHT?
Evan King
Austin Ortiz
It's only playable with cheats. Year 5 is a slog but it's almost over. I enjoy every moment this cute witch is on screen. If you don't care much about Merula than I don't know why you would play this game.
Chase Bell
Bitch tricked me into giving her my place i that frog chorus thingy.
Fuck her.
Joshua Hernandez
I want to bully this cute witch.
Justin Lee
yeah those times were fun but it's time to move on.
bowsette was normie fuel but it removed the wojak posting so that was fun
Jackson Diaz
If she's a witch why would she have a crucifix
that shit makes no sense
Brandon Bailey
>nobody posted the merulunch yet
Adam Brown
how so, in the "porn time" kind of way?
Leo Rodriguez
You didn't care about being on the frog choir. She dreamed about being on it since she was a little girl. Even if she made a fool out of you, be satisfied you made her happy.
Nicholas Gonzalez
What's the hacked version? Unlimited energy?
Austin Davis
Thank God I was never this autistic and took my chances in high school. Those relationships didn't work out in the long term, but I'm still glad I had them.
Ian Baker
Cute.
Grayson Campbell
Sorry, I can't fix your inability to comprehend and process text.
Luis Price
the hacked apk includes infinite energy, gems and coins. I had trouble using it consistently so I just hacked energy and gems with game guardian. Theres a guide on it in the /vg/ thread.
Eli Allen
it wasn't so much normie fuel as a moment of "through dick - unity" where everyone across two cultures realized "hey peach is really hot if you give her a personality that's not shit", and "we want to fuck a girl with the personality of a spherical metal dog" with some people from normalfags on up through total otaku joining in
Lincoln Baker
like legit romance?
Andrew Lopez
12 minutes to think up that non-response huh? It is kind of hard to defend delusional projection or straight shitposting, so fair enough
Matthew Lopez
You can go on a singular date with her.
Levi Cook
Jokes on you I already had a gf. They even wingwomanned me. We had a genuine bro bond and we still hang out.
Xavier Thomas
Something similar happened to me on high school. A a piece of my soul died that day, when i realised my fuck up.
Cooper Garcia
Hungry bulli.
Not really. But they'll surely add it in year 6.
Charles Rodriguez
Big James.
Joshua Howard
A-atleast the books were good though.
Luke Williams
Ok, so you can date a tomboy bully witch? Even just once whatever, you said there's a general on /vg/ where I can learn how to into this game right?
Noah Ortiz
When you have less of a personality than a low tier gacha character with about 20 lines in total
Jayden Gonzalez
DON'T REMIND ME OF THIS FUCKING THREAD YOU NIGGER!
Dylan Perry
>gacha subhuman thinking he's above anyone else
ayyy
Kayden Wilson
>But they'll surely add it in year 6.
Oh, user...
Carter Thompson
>this triggers lonely virgin betas
Who cares? The dude clearly had female attention or the girl wasn't cute. Also, they were relatively close and hung out every day but he didn't even have her number? I mean, he didn't even bother to check what she wrote in his yearbook, that's how little she meant to him. You faggots need to unironically have sex so you stop being so beta.
David Jenkins
Yeah, play the hacked version if you are going to play it at all.
Christian James
You weren't there, fag.
Noah Brooks
>he doesn't play my game
Zachary Robinson
Oh I'm the lowest of the low, but that won't stop me from mocking a shitty character from a predatory phone game
John Nguyen
In terms of porn of course but also in terms of playability. Playing as a girl dating other girls.
Back then it was a struggle. Kotor comes in mind, where the option to date Juhani was removed at the last second due to exec meddling. Oh and funny sidenote, due to "misclicks" Yea Forums and /u/ back then were on very good terms.
I agree that today this is dealt rather hamfisty and also rather with aesthetically unpleasant girls at that, but Tracer being gay didn't bothered me that much.
As a matter of fact I had a bet on her being the first reveal. Others thought it was too obvious. I became 200€ richer
Nolan Allen
More like Remember when the no viral marketing rule meant jack shit on Yea Forums.
She is so obviously shilled by WB it's not even funny.
Alexander Collins
>had a tomboy childhood friend
>she was my best friend back then
>lost contact when we went to different schools
>few years later she tried to add me on a (now defunct) social network
>rejected her because I didn't recognize her surname so I thought it was just someone with the same face and first name
>few days later
>realize I didn't recognize her surname because I actually only knew her first name when we were friends
>realize I'm probably fucking retarded
>can't remember it
>never see her again
I still hate myself
Chase Powell
Wow, a self-demonstrating post.
Bad reading comprehensions indeed
William Morris
Brandon Walker
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Ryder Young
Charles Perez
Have sex.
Levi Gray
>managed to avoid this at the last minute and acquired a tomboy gf for 2 years
Andrew Harris
>remember
>implying it's not now and we won
Thanks for making this thread though
John Walker
>god tier
>les mis
no one's falling for this shit
Alexander Collins
except i still worship her
Camden Howard
THIS IS PAINFUL
Leo Nguyen
>No Clifford
Boooo
Dylan Wilson
That's why you play the hacked version that gives you infinite brouzouf
Owen Parker
Si are you able to date her or not?
Nathan Roberts
Make me
Logan Foster
Christian Morgan
It's not just about the pussy user
Connor Perry
Play the game and find out :^)
William Adams
>Slytherin's in book are basically all some combination of evil, corrupt, and cowardly
>most can't be introduced without being described as physically ugly in some manner, even Draco's hot mom
>Sorting Hat goes on about ambition and determination, but they are obsessed with being born superior and grovel for a chance to lick Voldemort's dick to become some stupid fucking toadie he'd sacrifice in a heartbeat
>even the fucking crest has to have the snake look mean
What happed to this noble house?
Logan Moore
I don't mind cute yuri at all, I just don't like that tomboys are defacto immediately gay now, and tracer is the most blatant example since it was straight up tacked on months after release, probably years since she entered the alpha/beta game internally, because they wanted good goy points with tumblr whales and not because it'd be cute. And also it's only showed up in one panel in some one off comic, and she doesn't have any cute dialogue with the other girls. They should have gone for an actually arbitrary or interesting choice but that's effort, and blizz only hates their warcraft fans more than effort.
Grayson Cooper
>Rowling writing Slytherin characters
Logan Hughes
rowling is shit when it comes to details, but great when it comes to a general idea
Landon Evans
Neither does the fat friar, yet here we are.
Benjamin Robinson
You have more examples where this is the case?
Because other than Tracer, I don't know any.
Jace Hill
I still do heh
Noah Jackson
Based meruCHAD
Gabriel Bennett
>literally hallucinates "worst" in OP, projects it as an invite to cry about the mean peach reskin because people were having a hogwarts bulli thread
>n-no u can't read
wew
Brody Collins
NO DATES! GUESTS ONLY!
Jason Cox
>every potential choice calls it a date
What did JC mean by this?
Isaiah Cook
>oh anons got facebook!
>He hasn't changed a bit... he's still kinda cute...
>I should add him right? I mean we were best friends after all.
>...and I can't see any girlfriends in his pictures...
>I hope he still accepts it, even if he doesn't like me that way.
>aah i'm so excited I hope he goes online soon!
>r-rejected?
>I- but-
>he doesn't have a girlfriend, so its not like he rejected me because of that right?
>unless he doesn't even want to be friends?
>n- not even in c-contact?
>*gradually descends into sobbing as she remembers all the childhood memories. And thinks that all the times you too were together and how awkward you were around her, and it was probably you wanting to get away instead of you just being nervous around a cute girl*
Ethan Powell
I just meant that her circumstances were the worst example of straight tomboys being critically endangered, her circumstances are pretty unique
Jaxon Peterson
It was surprising when Yea Forums worshipped this shitty mobage no personality waifu from one of the dullest video game franchises based on one of the dullest movie franchises based on one of the dullest book franchises in the history of book franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Hudson Lee
Bait and pastapilled.
Jace Wilson
The general is dead. One shitposter spams and samefags cringy offtopic shit and whenever someone calls him out for it they get called Pablo. Everyone hated him before and drove his annoying ass off but when he came back people felt bad for him. All because he drew some shitty post cards and tried to sell them for 50 dollars.
Ian Mitchell
>and she doesn't have any cute dialogue with the other girls
Blizzard writing was never good to begin with, be it Mezen or Chu.
There are people paying legit money for that shit just to keep up with the Warcraft "lore" which is just really a Mary Sue and Writer's pet bonanza.
Be glad Mezen is not in charge anymore, poor lil' Tracer would have a corruption arc on her hand as well. Because he sure loves that shit and being the hack that he is, he would just basically retell Widowmaker's story.
Isaiah Fisher
>there were people arguing that she isn't a tsundere
Xavier Powell
Penis
Kayden Thompson
>just basically retell Widowmaker's story.
who wouldn't want taimanin asagiwatch 2?
Brody Evans
Sebastian Murphy
>All because he drew some shitty post cards and tried to sell them for 50 dollars.
??????????
I'll just read the op for info and run, I guess. And I thought /fog/'s caitfag was bad
Xavier Watson
But like I said, I don't know any other tomboys in recent media that were outed as lesbians. I don't watch nor care about capeshit so please no examples from there
Due to the rareness the reverse would also apply in that no tomboy is allowed to be gay ever.
But you know, the problem is not really whether tomboys are automatically gay or not. The problem is, that there are not enough of them to even have a big enough sample. It was not long ago, where no matter how large the group was, be it 3 or 20, there was only one girl in them. Sometimes two, but as a result they were always the most average women you'd find irl.
Concerning Overwatch, there is also Zarya and Pharah. Though Zarya is aesthetically hurting my eyes, because she is just a female Heavy Weapons Guy, and Pharah is too deep into her mommy issues to let her other qualities shine, but that's Blizzard quality shining through here again.
Joseph Bell
This is downright evil
Nathaniel Diaz
He wasn't charging anyone other than the cost of sending it. That's just another complainspic that's looking to shit up this thread like he does the general.
Adam Adams
Thank god I didn't, the crippling lifelong regret of missing young love will make it easier to kill myself later
Carson Clark
Did they do a model update or are they all still little kids?
Kayden Garcia
Yeah he was a fucking idiot asking for money. Now hes making shitty mods for the game and pretending everything is okay.
Elijah Phillips
This is why you're a virgin.
Anthony Butler
Still the same, and that's a good thing.
Cooper Sanchez
Fuck off sketchfag.
Cameron Reed
based Clifford
Asher Peterson
why lie on the internet like that
Lincoln Stewart
Post the tiny Merula
Carson Torres
It doesn't work that way Juan Escobar. Every retard complaining about something is a complainspic, but not everyone telling you to fuckoff is sketchfag.
Lincoln Peterson
how tiny exactly
Blake Gray
bowsette was fucking great
Jackson Cruz
The one from that pablito comic you posted
Christopher Davis
not short haired, but korra comes to mind, although I was thinking just in global terms not specifically any media
>The problem is, that there are not enough of them to even have a big enough sample
shit, you have a point
Lincoln Gray
FUCK
Lincoln Cook
Aaron Mitchell
Thanks
Ryan Brooks
He didn't ask for payment, he even paid the postage himself. All he asked was a picture of the postcard when it arrived, so he could see if it survived the mail.
His only sin was that he wasn't good enough artist and was shitposted to oblivion because of it.
Jonathan Russell
Pocket meru more like
Justin Murphy
>gif wont load because internet at work is shit
>immediately know it's from the mist movie because I've watched it like a hundred times
Such a good movie and such a good reaction image.
Colton Sanders
I would say it was dark times, but they've just fixated on another Google Image simulator.
Parker Kelly
>that ending
goddamn man
hurts almost as bad as missing the chance for a cute tomboy gf that badly
Xavier Williams
Why are you virgins so desperate for a gf? Are you that beta?
Brandon Price
CAN YOU DATE MERULA YET
Ryan Wood
please be patient
Easton Bell
not just any gf you fucking fool, a cute tomboy gf
Kayden Flores
can you really? I might have to redownload then. do you have to be a boy though?
Landon Lee
Who the fuck cares? How would that be fun at all? You're letting your hornyness and loneliness get the better of your judgement. When have you ever spent time with a girl and actually had fun without having sex with them? Exactly.
Jacob Brown
>get memed into trying this game by Yea Forums
>game boils down to tapping a button in a menu then having to wait 8 hours before you can tap it again
>sometimes you get to play rockpaper scissors
>the characters aren't even 1/100th as well written, interested or even funny/cool as Yea Forums said
last time I play a mobage recommended b-
IS THAT A NEW ANIME GACHA GAME? OH BOY TIME TO TAKE A LOOK LADS LETS GO WHAT AM I ROLLIN
Noah Thomas
>When have you ever spent time with a girl and actually had fun
THAT'S THE POINT OF THE TOMBOY PART
Camden Garcia
>playing the game
I only came here for the fanart
Aaron Baker
Once.
Yes, can be any gender.
Chase Allen
I'm only interested since people say there's a hacked version, I burned out on gacha/wait 5 hours to play games with kancolle and that isn't even the current cookie cutter gacha formula that's leagues worse
Sebastian Lewis
But waifus...
Joshua Fisher
Oh, so you're a virgin beta who's never experienced it. Let me tell you, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Women don't have real interests, you'll learn that once you inevitably get a gf and stop believing in your anime fantasies.
Isaiah Brown
Just hack the fucking game user nobody enjoys playing it all the time when the updates are once a week.
Benjamin Thompson
>I guess of Yea Forums is retarded
More than half but yeah
Brandon White
This is literally the best he could do and when people told him to stop posting and learn Loomis he had a hissyfit ignored critic and made no effort to get better. And just stopped drawing.
Andrew Walker
Not the user you're responding to, but I actually do have a gf, and I secretly wish for a nerdy/tomboy gf everyday.
I just want someone cute into vidya or sports. Fucking hell.
Juan Baker
sketchfren did nothing wrong. Stop talking shit he contributed to the threads.
Henry Perez
How many of your dates have been cute tomboys, actual tomboys and not just normalfags with pixie cuts? I'll continue believing tomboys are superior, as they are, thanks very much.
>inevitably get a gf
I've accepted the path of a wizard, vile unvirgin.
Landon Foster
Based post dabbing on gachafags, merulagfags and fags who don't read the whole post.
Jaxson Bell
>Loomis is a cash handling company. The modern company was formed in 1997 by the consolidation of two armoured security concerns, Wells Fargo Armored Service and Loomis Armored Inc
I have no idea what you actually mean but I assume it's some drawing thing so I'm curious because drawing stuff is neat
Thomas Hughes
what's a merulag
Evan Hall
NONONONONONONONO STOP IT THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Nathaniel Howard
>Not the user you're responding to, but I actually do have a gf, and I secretly wish for a nerdy/tomboy gf everyday.
So you're with an actual woman and you realize she's uninteresting so you wish for a girl that doesn't exist because girls don't like video games and don't have hobbies.
>I just want someone cute into vidya or sports
Bad news, it's one or the other for us. Gays have it easy, unfortunately for me I don't like dicks.
>I'll continue in believing something that's non-existent is superior
Actually, not a bad idea. 2D>3D anyways, so focus on making money and making yourself happy instead of some whore.
Carter Rogers
That general was a honeypot for hack drawfags.
Christopher Jones
Joseph Watson
>wannabe alpha trying to armchair detective a situation from a decade ago
I still don't get the numbers of a lot of my friends until months of knowing them and a situation makes it necessary, let alone in 2009. And a lot of people just kind of go through the motions with yearbooks, at least when I graduated, as a formality and don't bother with the actual content.
James Green
Most of them were good though sketchfag was the only one who deserved to have his hacks chopped off.
Oliver Jackson
Penny secretly has a crush on merula
tries to get with MC too appear straight
only ends up making tsundere-merula madder and increases her bullying towards penny
Dylan Price
>Doesn't ask Merula to the ball and lets MC take her
>Merula says MC was her first choice and didn't know how to ask them
Eternally cucked Penny.
Hunter Watson
I got Merula this book and she loved it!
Carson Parker
cookie ball
Gavin Cox
>tomboys don't exist
if they didn't exist how is there a term to describe them dated from before galileo kicked the bucket
Noah Campbell
Penny says she can help merula get with MC
only does this in the hopes that merula will fall for her instead like in all those muggle movies
ends up being too good of a wingwoman and merula and MC hook up
Christopher Hughes
It's actually one of Hagrid's Rock cakes.
Carson Rivera
they're called lesbians, user
Matthew Lopez
>t. bulldyke/tranny
fuck off
Grayson King
>le tomboys are gey
you're part of the problem
Mason Watson
did you write a cute little note for her as well
Adrian Perry
you wish, virgin
>interested in 3D
no, user, you're part of the problem.
Lucas Brooks
I want to cuddle with merula
James Collins
Can you pick Penny instead?
Ryder Anderson
>pretend to be le ebic alpha who banged lots of grills
>now trying to play the 3dpd card
not how it works faggot, take your normalfaggotry somewhere else and quit pushing the shit that made tomboys so hard to find, fictional or otherwise, because you went for the cheapest holes your ugly ass could manage and got burnt out or pretended to do as much
Joseph Rogers
Yes.
Ian Bailey
Jesus christ, i also remember my crush asked me to get her yearbook from school and play in her house afterward. But too bad i was a massive fucking idiotic faggot and didn't do it.
Brody Anderson
>pretend to be le ebic alpha who banged lots of grills
never said that, nice cope
>quit pushing the shit that made tomboys so hard to find, fictional or otherwise, because you went for the cheapest holes your ugly ass could manage and got burnt out or pretended to do as much
If tomboys are so common, where are they? Why don't you have one as your gf then? Also, what's with the projection? Calm down, I'm just trying to help you.
Kayden Taylor
You can pick anyone except for year 5 friends, TLSQ characters, Tonks, and the Weasleys.
Ryder Powell
>cringe to the max
Fucking murder me. I’m done with you children.
Jaxson Allen
You can pick all characters except the canon ones and the year 5 ones.
Jason Perez
You also can't pick young Mallory Archer or the Bird Gypsy.
Juan Lopez
Fuck off, robot. Be with the rest of your
Lincoln Flores
Most importantly, you can't pick Rakepick.
Hunter Morales
Henry Powell
>Now THAT was cringe to the max
What's poppin, my fellow 21st century broski?
Cameron Thompson
Why the FUCK are tomboys so lovely?
Why do I want to marry tomboys so very badly?
Gabriel Cruz
>never said that
>calling everyone beta
>acting like you can give advice on grills
it's either that or you got that burnt out after ONE gf which is pretty sad
and it's not projection so much as the old adage that shit attracts flies
>made tomboys so hard to find
>if they're so common
shit with equally shit reading comprehension
take your "help" and go back where you came from, normalfag
Adam Wilson
Because we all knew one when we were young and we all fucked up.
Thomas Jackson
>full of energy
>inherently in shape and healthy
>interested in fun things
>short hair is cute
>low odds of just being a basic bitch because she already decided to do tomboy things instead
Chase Torres
penny is a dork
Andrew Taylor
I'm not pushing anything that made tomboys hard to find, they just don't exist. That's why I asked you, where are the tomboys? You don't really believe they're all hiding because anonymous people on the internet call them lesbians, do you?
I don't know why you're so hostile towards someone that's trying to help you. You can be a self-aware beta and getting laid is not hard and certainly doesn't make you alpha by any means.
Carson Martin
Not him, but check out gyms and fitness clubs. you gotta remember that tomboy =/= short hair though.
Kevin Ortiz
>anonymous people on the internet call them lesbians
it's a, in the actual scientific sense, meme that's obnoxiously prevalent in society in general, hence you're part of the problem
>getting laid is easy
>therefore the easy lays must be a perfect representation of all womyns
maybe it's easy to get laid because you go for shitty whores then pretend nothing else exists to make yourself feel better
>I'm trying to help you I'm beta too :^) that's why I unironically call everyone beta fags and act like an authority on women
gb2 leddit normalfag
Adrian Gonzalez
the hell are you fuckers going on about?
Robert Ross
Go to sports clubs for women and get your very own tomboy.
Jason Taylor
If getting laid is so easy then why are 30% of men not having it regularly?
Charles Cook
Merula and vidya for me desu.
Ryder Long
autism, fear of failure, vidya and anime figures and plamo
Hudson Lopez
>autism
>vidya
>anime figures
I have three out of those five and I'm not a virgin.
Leo Edwards
i just got finished looking up merula content and now this thread appears wtf
Henry Brown
Liar
Noah Morgan
I remember when there was a coordinated shill effort to force her as a waifu to make said game more money, yes.
Evan Taylor
And what a waifu she is.
Gavin Thomas
>JC is adding dating soon
The burden of proof lies with you.
Brandon Scott
It's obvious that they were shilling their game, what with the cringy "future cocksleeve" filename. That said, I'm sure it would have printed money anyway just by being a Harry Potter game.
Jace Moore
I dropped the game after the ball, is she on the friend list yet?
James Perry
Yes.
Camden Morris
no really i looked up the pastebin while bored at work
Kevin Gutierrez
Do you guys remember that scene where Penny drank a potion that gave her a huge cock and then fucked Merula braindead? Wonder how they got that past the censor team.
Kayden Parker
The fanfiction pastebin?
Isaac Myers
>shills shill their game
>someone makes a hacked version
>Yea Forums gets a new waifu for free
Talk about having your cake and eating it too
Kevin Lee
no the one with the art
Gabriel Reyes
Is she really now? I think you're bullshitting me.
Bentley Cruz
You're right, I lied.
Mason Peterson
Everyone was playing a free version Dumas lmfao
Aaron Rogers
Reminds me of a girl at work
>spicy as shit. I fuck with her, and she shit talks me
>Great relationship
>Ask her one day why isn't she smiling
>Says she's doesn't have time to deal with all these shitty people
>Tell her it's a matter of quality of quantity. If she would just focus on me in her life, everything would come up aces
>"this is why I can't even with you, you're too intense!"
>Recently put in two weeks notice
>"I was just getting attached to you user"
Confusing feels, but still I must go.
Nathaniel Peterson
I think he meant the art fundamentals stuff created by Andrew Loomis
Benjamin Miller
Where can I read or experience stories about evil or situationally self-interested women being converted to the side of Good through the power of love and virtue?
There was that one Harry Potter fic about him waifuing a young Bellatrix before she became evil, but that's the only one I've got in recent memory.
Gabriel Thompson
Too busy tickling her.
Joseph Jenkins
Depends on what you're into
Your and My Asylum is a light novel that comes to mind
Bentley Roberts
theres all those mediocre merula fics out there
Robert Martinez
Is there a penalty for skipping classes? Or can I go back to the game and just do story stuff?
Isaiah Cox
Peny!
Henry Reed
You can't progress unless you do the classes after a chapter.
Juan Nelson
You can't move to the next chapter until you finish a chapter's assosciated classes. There's no skipping it at all.
Owen Barnes
still can't believe i got sappy over her, and i still am.
Aiden Evans
How sappy we talking?
Chase Cook
I still find it hilarious that she's such a minor character for a story arc revolving around her sister being cursed.
Adrian Morris
>There's no skipping it at all.
>You can't progress unless you do the classes after a chapter.
Liam James
Wait, that shit is still going?
Owen Gonzalez
about as much as everyone else here i guess
Camden Reed
And thats why I just hung around the threads for art and greentexts and shitposts and deh.
Brody White
that makes sense
kinda explains why most of Yea Forums has such shit taste,cringe humour and is obsessed with trannies.
Matthew Flores
Yeah. They've been sidelining the main story a lot in favor of sidequests that expand the other characters, like the time that you play a wingman for Ismelda, get Merula a christmas present, go take Merula to the ball as your guest, and abdicating your spot on the frog choir so that Merula can live out a dream of being somewhat closer to her horrible mother.
Jeremiah Hall
>be 3rd worlder
>had tomboy best friend
>only fun woman I've ever known
>get's generally ignored by men and women
>she mets some older guy
>convinces her to run away
>dissapeared from everywhere
>nobody ever saw her again
>that was 6 years ago
Eli James
>RO grabs gun away from range-goer who’s being retarded with it
Ok
>fucking pistolwhips the bitch
Ryan Sanchez
>be 3rd worlder
why though
Liam Davis
How else will the whore learn?
Chase Turner
>Tomboy confesses to me when I was young
>Hardly ever spoke to her before hand and I didn't have a Tomboy fetish yet so I just sperged out because I couldn't process the information
>Hardly ever saw her after that
>Learned two years ago she joined the Army and got married to a fellow soldier
On one hand, I hate my autist ass for REEEing and not knowing the glory of tomboys at that time. On the other hand, she deserved better than an autistic fatso like me. And at least she didn't chop off her tits off and grow a beard.
Thanks for reading my blog. And yeah, for a movement so eager to deconstruct gender roles, they'd be okay with a tomboy being a woman because women can have manly interests. Instead they claim that any woman who wants to fix a car or work out is a carpet muncher or is actually a man.
Grayson Johnson
It's bitter sweet. The best things are dead or dying but the Earth will die in my lifetime so I'm alright with that.
Grayson Wood
Oh. Oh dear. Oh fucking dear.
Josiah Foster
>tfw had a tomboy girl straight up tell me I was cute when I was in 8th grade
>inadvertently no way fag'd her with something like "Ha yeah okay"
>found out later she was serious and then I tried and she shot me down
I had some GFs since then, but I feel like if that particular one had gone better my sperg levels would have been a bit lower throughout the years.
Adrian Collins
God damn, are tomboys gay because anons broke their hearts? What a fucking tragedy.
Isaac Russell
You mean if you replace her shitty generic personality with a different shitty generic personality
John Cox
I think you may be onto something, user.
Ethan Harris
If it weren't obvious enough, making S76 gay later like a footnote was just the most ridiculous shit.
If they were ever going to reveal a gay, it should've been him from the fucking start. Tracer is definitely your typical safety lesbian. Easy to do, SJWs and horny teens are super into it.
Nicholas Morris
I will find a way to preserve our experiences to last until the universe ends and then begins again. To ensure that our counterparts who will exist in the next universe make wiser choices. Because this timeline is too far gone.
Ryder Harris
We were the monster the entire time.
Easton James
fuck its true
Anthony Reyes
But normalfags love Bowsette and it didn't stop Wojak posting or hinder it at all.
Isaac Martin
That was painful to read
In hindsight, it could just be a girl LARPing
Ryan Torres
There's a few hentai that have the villain marrying the Hero.
Leo Peterson
I never stopped
Matthew Russell
If you feel down about the death of the tomboy, just remember that the only human comparable to 2D was a tomboy. Remember the good times, it's all we have left
Liam Powell
There's still gotta be some out there. I refuse to believe they've all been pozzed and ruined.
Jonathan Wilson
>missing the most important one that prevents even getting up to the plate to swing in the first place
count your blessings
and there's a difference between say a goku prize figure and something like the wedding sonico scale, so depends where you fall on that sliding scale of vagoo repellant
Aiden Collins
Oliver Watson
Whatever happened with this game? Did they ever add romancing?
Ethan Clark
I JUST WANT THE FUCKING HARRY POTTER RPG TO BE ANNOUNCED SO THIS MOBILE GAME CAN BE FORGOTTEN IN THE /VG/ GENERAL
Alexander Jackson
They are still alive, though not from the lack of effort from those who would see them transition to an age where anyone who isn't a super feminine girly girl is a LGBTQ sorta person.
Brody Powell
Not yet, they did kill off Merula though.
Oliver Barnes
Someone has this on archive?
Easton Scott
based, necrophiliacs always winning
wanting 3DPPD
unbased
Aaron Gray
I was hoping the ball update would come along with dating, I hate the fact she doesn't ever mention you taking her to the ball and nothing changes between you and her
Henry Powell
That's a cute Merula
Isaac Rivera
The crucio girl
Aiden Williams
what are the chances we'll actually get dating in year 6?
Christopher Stewart
Just because they went on one cute date doesn't mean they're friends or anything.
Cooper Lewis
Isn't she like 13
Matthew Thomas
15
Jaxon Cooper
I stopped at year 3. Way too much of a grindey timewaster
Ayden Hall
Dominic Fisher
They added waifubait quests for her, then killed her off before you could romance her? lol
Jayden Wright
nah they didn't really kill her off
Gabriel Moore
the smelly waifu's over here user
Aiden Gray
You'll get a tomboy one day ;-;
Zachary Perez
what the fuck is this
David Nelson
An abomination against god's earth.
Adam Mitchell
Camden Garcia
did they nerf the sandwich sizes?
why?
Brayden Reed
chuuni mallgoth girl who tries to act edgy and shit for attention
also she canonically smells bad
Jackson Jenkins
This hurts me
Charles Baker
if they actually had content out at a decent pace I would have stayed interested but it was like waiting months to turn 4 pages of a story
Asher Long
does every girl in this game smell bad or what
Kayden Brooks
Just the chuuni
Josiah Fisher
Merula canonically smells of cloves, nail polish and something elusive
I think you get to smell a couple other girls during a Care of Magical Creatures section, I don't remember the details but I don't think they smell bad
Jacob Anderson
did they? they still look the same to me
Lucas Adams
The MC assosciates smells with all the characters present, with the exception of Ismelda where the response is just that they back away from her. It could have been dismissed as the MC not wanting to get near Ismelda due to her being a death eater groupie, but the fact that Merula threatens Ismelda with washing her hair makes it more plausible that MC is backing away because she has a foul odor.
Camden Ross
>y-you care enough to keep calling me a faggot
Shut up, faggot.
Sebastian Myers
DEH
Anthony Cook
cant believe its been almost a year since i found my waifu
Jayden Cox
>just a couple days and it'll be one year since this game was released
jesus christ
Jason Rogers
One year of Merula!
Liam Peterson
Kevin Hernandez
I still got my folder.
Still never even touched this "game."
Ian Wilson
>tomboy i ignored found someone and now has a kid
there's that at least.
Benjamin Roberts
Adam Wilson
100% shilled because it's such a piece of shit zero content character in a piece of shit mobile "game"
Samuel Hill
Grayson Morgan
Eli Taylor
honestly the game is dull, and as much as I enjoy the character design of her the dialogue in this whole thing is written in a bizarre stunted fashion, probably because the game needs to constantly remind you what the fuck your doing since it's assumed 18 hours have passed since the last time you touched it.
Robert Perry
post the real one
Daniel White
Luke Adams
Nah, people are just desperate to feel like they're a part of something, no matter what it is. Circlejerk faggotry has been rampant here for years.
Brandon Perry
Luis Perez
>delusional bowsettefag posts edits
laffing irl
Samuel Howard
Fuck
Isaac Carter
Hunter Parker
>Real
Ahahaha.... GTFO delusional weebsnigger
Jackson Richardson
what is r63
Hudson Perez
>it's not a man because semantics!
Bowsette is literally a man wearing a crown lol
Michael Adams
Benjamin Baker
I enjoy both Bowsette and cuteposting immensily.
Liam Bailey
I don't care about Bowsette or frogs but I definitely enjoy making Bowsettefags mad (not that it's a hard thing to do)
Jonathan Perez
>Fuck a cute girl at her parent's place
>She puts on In The Aeroplane Over The Sea since we both went to see them live
>Remember this?
>Fuck her brains out
>Next day we go to a party
>She's staying close to me
>Introduces me to her best friend
>Meet a Russian girl
>Take her to the girl's place
>Fuck her brains out
>First girl turns out to be my perfect fit the more I know her over the years
>Ruined it forever by hurting her so badly
Joshua Russell
I never liked Bowsette.
Nolan Lewis
You're right, user, gender is an identity, not biology.
Ethan Roberts
I know, right? I like fucking men wearing dresses and crowns in the ass while fondling their balls but I am straight as an arrow.
Michael Anderson
deh posting is for veejy not vee threads user
Noah Brooks
Evan Robinson
>gatsby
>good
O I'm laffin
Colton James
What a clown
Evan Flores
>mfw this also happened with me and an egyptian stacey
>think she was just being nice giving me her number out of nowhere seeing I was a loner throughout high school
>still have the snickers bar she gave me with her number attached to it
Ethan Martin
>surprised about redditors acting like redditors
lol
just read 90% of the posts in this thread and then wake up redpillzoomer
Levi Perez
If you're attracted to femininity that's straight regardless of biology
Chase Hall
delete this right now
Josiah Stewart
Juan Gutierrez
>wanting to fuck a girl makes you gay
sounds pretty gay to me fanm
Austin Morales
Uh huh
Andrew Rodriguez
Remember all those people in the general who wrote fan fiction for it
I hope they've moved into something more useful now
Kevin Hall
What about all those people who forced the Charliening? That whole place is cursed.
Charles Perry
Caleb Scott
too real
i cri
Thomas Campbell
I haven't played this since it first released. Help me out on how people are playing it now without the microtransaction bullshit.
Joseph Young
there are hacked apks you can download or you can hack the game yourself using gameguardian
Justin White
Yeah, I grabbed the hacked APK of the first release that was posted on Yea Forums, but the game has gotten a bunch of updates since then and I haven't found updated versions of it.
Landon King
new hacked apks usually come out a day or so after the game updates to a new version, you can find them on androidrepublic but they tale you through download sites filled with ads so make sure you're using an ad blocker
Nathan Cooper
Appreciate it, user. I use uBlock Origin and uMatrix, so I should be good.
Levi Taylor
That's a big sandwich
Blake Russell
Editing values is really easy, but even with infinite everything you still gotta click a bunch of times.
Colton Jones
>tells you to stop looking for the vaults and puts you in detention and gives you a year long detention
>spends whole years doing fuck all while students are getting eaten by spiders in the forest and trapped in portraits
What the fuck is his problem? Draco and Lucius were right for wanting him fired
Ryder Butler
I don't really feel sorry for the guy. Like another user said, he clearly wasn't into her or even that friendly with her if he never bothered looking at what she wrote.
I do feel sorry for the girl though. Writing something as breathless as that only to get zero response must be crushing.
Chase Kelly
Grinding on Grindelwald's elder wand. It's still firm even in his infirmity.
Andrew Brown
BASED newfag
There's a bunch of deliberately obvious bait choices in every tier
Bentley Reed
Had a gf, she definitely had real interests
John Sanders
Angel Brooks
merula is shit
my gf has more real interests than i do
also if you're into tomboys you're a closet faggot
Ayden Sanders
Kayden Torres
Cameron Morgan
seething
Cameron Myers
Justin Anderson
I'm so glad it finally happened
Michael Ortiz
>Closeted
????
Easton Howard
Tomboys are only gay in recent years because society wants them to become men or lesbians.
Asher Price
this
that nigga clearly wasn't here for the american sweet themed april fools
Camden Miller
>she's a real user girl
Time to fuck off back to /vg/ where your retard-kind belong
Henry Clark
Reminder that she was briefly in spnati but was removed for reasons unknown
Ayden Watson
>candy sub posting
BACK
BACK HEATHENS
Jeremiah Phillips
>merely pretending to be a retarded frogposter
retarded frogposter
Ryan Cruz
>Being able to have sex = Truely having a relatable partner in life
Colton Phillips
Is there still a backlog of all the fanfics?
I wrote a few of the original ones
Nathan Brown
>Now THAT was cringe to the max.
IT was totally tubular my friend, how do you do fellow 90s bro? Got any pods?
Brandon Morris
>this entire post
Oliver Stewart
>At least she's a real user girl
Uh what
Angel Perez
She's real in my heart
I'll take what spurious light I can find
Ethan Cook
Penny!
Angel Hill
Hunter Watson
there is a pastebin archive
Parker Gray
>He crushed her dream for a traitor
Luis Scott
Nathaniel Brown
William Walker
I'M GONNA DO IT I REALLY AM
Eli Brooks
>She puts on In The Aeroplane Over The Sea since we both went to see them live
Logan James
>Wanting to fuck a guy that's pretending to be a girl is completely straight
Get your brain realigned so you can just admit you're gay, faggot
Jeremiah Martin
>Merula tricking dumb muggles into shooting a hole in their expensive electronics, without an ounce of magic
She can't keep getting away with it!
Samuel Cruz
I know one of you fags has the picture where an user explains how liking tomboys makes you straighter and smarter than if you liked regular girls.
Ayden Cruz
hey if he manages to get a perfectly female figure, functional vagoo, real breasts, and a second X chromosome, that's some dedicated pretending
I'd fuck him just based on the effort put in alone
>it's gay if balls don't touch
>it's gay if you say "no homo"
fucking retard I swear, bet you don't even give your friends brojobs
Cameron Gray
kek, look at all the seething bitches that replied to this. Bowsette was fucking gay. One hundred percent.
Logan Ward
ah shit there's a hole in my screen now, what are some good screens? Also be quick the police is on the way too
Ian Ward
It's all ogre for you, user
Jonathan Sanchez
>It's another episode of 'virgins worship a female character' to the point of buying into a skinnerbox
Joseph Sanders
>buying
Maybe one or two people from any of the threads have ever put a single penny towards the game, everybody else cheats
Charles Ross
it made me realize that the people I talk to here could unironically be mentally retarded
there's no redeeming quality to this and you're just embarrassing
Aiden Sullivan
Merula is for (you) to engage in delicious vanilla sex after marriage
Penny is for fat old men to use her body as they see fit
Ethan Phillips
also definitely only smelly incel neets would touch this piece of shit """"game"""" with this sims ass character
Gabriel Kelly
>it made me realize that the people I talk to here could unironically be mentally retarded
user if you hadn't realized this by then you probably are one of them.
Benjamin Kelly
how creative...
Lincoln Miller
I still have another another one!
Caleb Richardson
All the girls are pure except Emily and Tulip
Andrew Cox
You don't have a big enough gun to take on this witch
Adam Mitchell
merula a cute
Carter Nguyen
She is the strongest! I love her! MERULA!
Chase Bennett
Watch what you're saying around Bowsette.
Eli Reyes
Logan Torres
>take Merula's personality
>a harmless "bully" that tries, and fails, to tease you
>embarrasses themself in the process
>she hates you, but you have to baby her or she'll die
>put it in something not awful
>make infinite money
She is like a human cat or something. It's adorable.
Christian Evans
She can take care of herself, but has terrible choice in role models.
Michael Rogers
I got a big gun for her in my pants
David Robinson
Bentley Bennett
>Empath 22:
HAHA YOU STUPID ORPHAN, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE DEMENTOR FOOD AS PARENTS?
Levi Edwards
>[Empathy] You're a massive bitch, and nobody likes you. Why don't you just disappear?
11 year olds were badass in the 80s, huh
Logan Hall
*A tap*
Ayden Clark
They still have them
Ayden Carter
Asher Brown
Oliver Nguyen
local bully not so smug after getting mating-pressed
Lucas Powell
You fool, you fell for her master plan
Noah Hill
Isaiah Diaz
Jaxson Wood
are you sure she wasnt the one that fell for the master plan?
Cameron Jenkins
>Local bully and curse breaking autist fall for eachother and their master plans
Aaron Green
Brandon Green
Damn this thread is still up
Cameron Rivera
based
Eli Jones
'member when Merula would burn through 10 threads a day on multiple boards each?
Ian Wood
>tfw no bully girl who secretly loves you and wants to see you happy
Brayden Walker
>Merula making sure you have adequate preparation for OWLs
absolutely wholesome
Carter Taylor
seething
Easton Gomez
They both suck ass
Grayson Moore
About a normalfag fad artists flogged to get some exposure? Not really. The only one still talking about it are nintendies.
Zachary Cooper
>diives
god awful taste, user
Angel Young
>200+ IPs, 750 posts in like an hour or two
Yep *sips*
Xavier Smith
>saw this thread go up
>check for hot merula pics
>come back next day
>still fucking up
WTF are you autist fighting about now?
Lincoln Young
>The only one still talking about it are nintendies.
>literally no one brought it up before some sped chimed in to say he still hated it
Angel Jackson
YORE
WURGH
Nathaniel Richardson
>Falseflags don't occur
They're a waifufag specialty
Jason Baker
>HP is a prime IP for action RPGs, like Persona in a wizard school where you make friends and waifu other students.
>EA owns the videogame rights so every game is either a Zelda clone or a 3PS shackled to the plots of the movies.
>Literally so much potential that a shitty mobile cashgrab meant to push micros gets a massive fanbase for even kind of sort of attempting to let you just RP as a Hogwarts student.
JUST FUCKING GIVE ME THE RIGHTS FUCK YOU STUPID CUNTS I WILL FUND A GAME THAT FUCKING PRINTS MONEY
Logan Clark
Emotional moment with her later and you two end up becoming cutest couple
Josiah Gonzalez
Remember penny is a dirty anal slut, her sister is forgotten, and she shares the dorm with a werewolf
Lucas Foster
>A-AT LEAST SHE WAS R-REAL
that's not hiw this works, user, fiction is not reality
Kayden Russell
vox populi says the handheld RPGs are all GOAT
you'd think they'd get a clue after those gears of potter games
at least there's that RPG which is coming out at some undetermined time
Mason Gonzalez
cream gravy
Aaron Green
that's some rent-free shit right there
Christopher Allen
The cycle of falseflag-rentfree is eternal
Aiden Moore
>tfw you have to pretend to be a retard to get any sort of interaction on Yea Forums
>tfw these replies just encourage this behavior
Oliver Butler
I know this thread has been going for like 18 hours or so, but I just wanted to drop by to say that I want Merula to fart on my face
That is all, thank you
Ian Ross
so based
Luis Sanchez
why does anyone deal with ea/activision/ubisoft anymore? you can publish shit to steam or gog or whatever even if you just shit out a crappy asset flip unity game, consoles are trying to suck indie cock right now, and you can advertise just by making a few interesting trailers and seeding it in the right places, publishers are nearly pointless at this point and all they do is ruin game after game and dev after dev with obnoxious jewish schemes.
James Clark
Depends whether that leaked trailer is an in development game or a proof of concept trailer. If it's the latter that means it was being pitched to platforms to see who would want it and if no one wanted it then it'd get benched.
>EA owns the videogame rights so every game is either a Zelda clone or a 3PS shackled to the plots of the movies.
They don't. WB holds all entertainment rights, including videogames. With Harry Potter, they're currently having other people develop shit while publishing under their HP specific publishing company Portkey Games.
Liam Adams
>I want Merula to fart on my face
Justin Wood
Aren't they making a RPG though?
Carter Garcia
Got scrapped.
Aiden Moore
Those feet are not safe for a blue board.
Bentley Martin
Why is slytherin the designated dick house? You'd think after pretty much every single asshole and criminal coming specifically from one house, the administration would go "Wait a minute, all the bad guys are from slytherin." and throw all of them into a bottomless pit or something.
Owen Morales
Merula's feet are safe for every board.
Connor Gomez
yeah because they're so bad nobody wants to look at them lmao
Joshua Reed
>lmao
fuck off retard
Jacob Rogers
No news on it since the "leak", so it most certainly is not coming out.
Jack Foster
Rude
It's the price to pay for having the comfiest dorm, the best robes, and the best head of house
Charles Martin
Painfully gay statement.
Angel Butler
Oh man, I am so angry.
Leo Perry
Cute
Gabriel Jenkins
Because JK is a shit writer.
Brayden Green
Same reason the scorpion clan exists in legend of the five rings: a common enemy that holds everyone else together
Cooper Ross
Because Rowling can't help but fuck up good ideas.
>Ron was supposed to be Slytherin. Hermione was supposed to be Ravenclaw. Neville was supposed to be Hufflepuff.
>This would have shown that there's heroes in every house and that coming together they can achieve great things.
>Instead she puts them all in Gryffindor because "it makes more sense for them to socialise that way"
Samuel Powell
THE CHINESE FIREBALL
OOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Easton Sanders
MY BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY
It's weird how I remember just little things like them pulling mini dragons out of a sack but absolutely nothing regarding the main plot
At least it's responsible for some adamantium grade boners years later
Sebastian Baker
>read "No!" at the beginning of the post
>sides are destroyed on the spot
Lucas Brown
>>Ron was supposed to be Slytherin. Hermione was supposed to be Ravenclaw. Neville was supposed to be Hufflepuff.
>>This would have shown that there's heroes in every house and that coming together they can achieve great things.
that would have worked even better if it also expanded on the antagonist roster to cover all the houses
>Jock egocentric Gryff
>Conniving manipulative Puff
>Jealous perfection obsessed Raven
Christopher Nelson
I think the one in Slytherin should have been Harry, and Ron the Gryffindor along with his entire family
Gabriel Hall
It's like current serialised nagatoro, but western and even less competent
Nicholas Moore
>Charliening
What was that again
Jack Miller
AUTHORS HATE HIM
THIS SICK FUCK DESTROYS BOUGHT REVIEWS WITH ONE SIMPLE WORD
Josiah Jenkins
Falseflagging and trying to make Merufags look bad
Elijah Nguyen
Camden Carter
Charlie used highly condescending basic reverse psychology to get Merula to stop doing her autistic bully ritual all over (you) for a minute, shitposters sold it as Charlie stealing her first -dere moment.
Jack Jenkins
Charlie used reverse psychology to make Merula fuck off, so people started shitposting that he wanted to steal Merula from MC and that MC is a cuck, it was a huge stretch in hindsight.
Jose Scott
Ron in Slytherin would show that it's okay to be pure blood.
Isaiah Long
But what about that whole deal of Harry being touched in his peepee as a baby by Voldemort and being able to speak parsel and all that shit? The fucking hat itself was wondering if he should be put in Slytherin in the first place
Ayden Cruz
Don't forget that one guy who liked to post Merula and Charlie doing kissy stuff in Sims 3
Jeremiah Evans
>tfw mods used to delete these threads instantly
>Near mlp level of screeching
>rapid fanart literally 20 or so per day in the first month
>everything died down and it's the same art posted 1 year ago
rip
Juan Morgan
>diives
What’s wrong with him?
James Long
deh
Christian Cruz
True but Harry chooses to be in Gryffindor, an affirmation of free will and the importance of actions vs thoughts
Liam Bennett
There's always new art.
Jackson Phillips
To be fair, Ron's still a pure blood in the final cut, so "it's okay to be a pure blood" still holds water.
Landon Foster
r63 Marauders
Anthony Flores
Half the art back then was by clumsyfag and comiclad, the other half by Mikk. They've all moved on.
Mario shows up to shitpost sometimes, and ASP got bored of Barnaby.
Dylan Diaz
I love Merula Snyde!