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He's pretty trash at WoW too, he just has thousands of autists willing to boost him for whatever new mount blizz adds

man living the dream

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After watching DSP blame every single fucking thing but himself, this stream was so fucking good to watch.

Imagine if we were able to take a sneaky peek into Yea Forums playing this game this last month

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If you pick Mid Air Deflection skill yes, but Asmon didn't seem to have even picked Mikiri which you need to take before that. He never once Mikiri'd Enshin.

I thought Ass-Man-Bald quit streaming

It’s almost like he’s proud of it

This nigger still owes Pilav 500 dollars.

He's not very good at WoW either.

That's kind of comfy desu

I still haven't finished it due to chronic procrastination on imageboards.

let's pretend that is the real reason

It is. I've made it past the earlygame filter bosses.

>one month with AAA game and hasn't finished it
do you even like video games? are you one of those "tfw bored of games Yea Forums what do"?

Asmongold is proof that WoW raiding is a fucking joke that a literal rodent can do. He cant even beat Bloodborne which is the easiest souls game besides DS1 maybe.

12h workdays and bad habit of doing nothing at home. Yes I do like video games.

Literally who? Why are you posting this?

>didnt even think about stealth attack to get one orb
24000 hours in wow rots your brain

he did twice

Chips and soda? Dude needs to kill himself.

>24k hours

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based and /ourguy/pilled

in NG+++ currently, it wasn't that bad. first time playing a "souls" game too.

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dont tell did he ragequited sekiro just like he did with bloodborne or is he still playing this thing?

>How
i dont think his net worth is 1,2 millions but this dude easily has hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Why do you live in a literal trash can like that ?

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I haven't finished it either. I kept wasting my time on smash. fortunately I uninstalled smash today so I will go back to sekiro

Clip of him eating pie with maggots in it
clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulBetterGerbilNerfRedBlaster
>This is the same dude who threw garbage out his window until the point that raccoons and bees started a colony in it
>Tbh it is funny that he made his neighbor who he hated move because of it

>check out his other clips
>first one with 70k views
what the fuck

What's with all the fags coming into our threads and making fun of streamers and Lets Plays? Streamers are are a great way to unwind when you don't want to play a game yourself and hanging out in chat and donating is the equivalent of going out with friends. I'm still in the company of people I like and instead of wasting money on stupid alcohol, I can donate to my favorite streamer and feel good knowing I'm furthering the career of someone that brings me great joy and a lot of entertainment. I mean, what's the difference between a small donation of $30-$50 and spending that at the bar? I don't feel like shit in the morning if I donate unlike the hangover I'll eventually have...

Making fun of someone for liking a streamer is just ignorant and shows how out of touch you really are. Seriously, my dad makes fun of me for being 20 while still being into video games, watching people play video games and still being a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid shit like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!" He blames democrats and "nerds" like me for the sissification of America and the West in general. I can't even blame him for raising me incorrectly because my older brother plays football at a D1 school while majoring in mechanical engineering.

He used to play baseball while he finished his degree so I tried to show him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching Smash evo and he just asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?" This shit gets so fucking annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. He actually started calling me "Virgy" in public and around other people instead of referring to me by my real name. Fuck him.

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i did much worse than dsp, if its true he beat sword saint in 3 tries.

I just didnt really need to mikiri or jump on heads during red attacks before isshin.

>butterball who watches Sam Hyde trying to tell other people what to do.

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wow, great blog user
kys/10

having money doesn't make you suddenly care about anything

remember that this guy has a thicc streamer girlfriend with huge tits

instagram.com/pnkysparkles/?hl=en her

I don't understand why anyone likes this guy. He's such a whiny pathetic faggot.

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You'd see me gently placing my controller down after dying, then jumping out of my chair and moving around the room erratically, clenching my entire body and turning red, holding back tears

based, cute and honest

>Yea Forums said that there'd be a second guardian ape fight
>play on with dread of fighting that nigger again
>just beat the divine dragon
>hasn't actually happened
Fuck you all, you actually got me.

sounds like you got yourself

What do you mean?

forget the maggots, who taught this idiot how to chew? it looks like he's just pushing it against the roof of his mouth with his tongue

remember that big empty cave before mibu village

he doesn't really have his back teeth anymore, there's videos around where he explains it

Oh.

He's talked about that before. He lives at his mom's house because she's disabled and she needs him to get around and help her out.

Can people stop pretending there's even a microfraction of skill in MMORPGs

You hit buttons in an order, miss me with that bullshit.

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dont believe that bullshit this is the same dude who streams at least 10 hours day , having that amount of money if he really cared eh could have hired a nurse or professional to help her , hes always glued to the pc streaming dozens of hours instead of helping his mom so i dont believe that pseudo made up story

This nigga finna get a kidney stone.

Quickie
What do i do after monk and ape? Trying to get to fountainhead i guess but is there more areas to unlock after getting the 2 ingredients?

>rich dude has a leech whore gf
no shit

>sekiro doesn't detect any of my controllers
>manage to beat the ogre before giving up at the snake

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KB+M is better, you're just bad

demon of hatred was my only chore but i never rage for a game to break something

this. it never made sense "gotta help my disabled mum haha"

like dude, you can just get people to deliver groceries to your house it ain't expensive

Only ones who really tilted me were Corrupted Monk, O'rin, and the final boss.

6/10 not very funny keep at it

This is probably the most autistic comment I've read this week, are you even human?

This is me except just a shit ton of water bottles. It's so comfy late and night when you cant even tell it's a mess.

Threadly reminder that DSP beat it with 210 deaths (less deaths than Dark Souls 3) and he beat the final boss in 3 tries.

He also said it was easiesr than Soulsborne

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>didn't count resurrection deaths
lmao
though him doing SSI in 3 tries is legitimately pretty impressive

I did it in 3 tries too. Boss was way to overhyped on here. Same with the Demon of Hatred.

Tbh, all of the bosses were pretty easy besides the Owl 2 who filtered me hard. I guess I just got gud

people just have different experiences. I found owl 2 to be easier than SSI ane DoH
though I didn't really struggle with any bosses

people just have different struggles with fromsoft games depending on their skillset.

it took me until ng+3 to die to orphan of kos even a single time, but i got destroyed by gascoigne and darkbeast paarl. the community has these "who died to which boss how many times" for every new release.

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how the fuck is he slim with all the shit he drinks

"that didn't hit me" moments for sure with how much fucking aimbot enemies have in this game with their slashing

dodge is completely worthless against anything that is not as big as an ogre

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unironically based

just watched the last 30 min of the stream and he got filtered hard. it actually hurt to watch. Now I see myself as a single digit IQ retard, stubborn to a fault who refuses to learn and expects muscle memory to do the thing for me. I just like looking at the fights while my hands are playing. But after watching the video I'm not sure I'm as stupid as I think. He couldn't spend 5 sec to read the descriptions, was really bad.

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You'd hear me yelling in frustration at my friends over a group call, then me yelling in triumph. Well, more like low groans in frustration. Definitely yelling in triumph though. I almost got filtered by Genichiro but when I beat him I jumped out of my seat.

Number one, that guy is a twitch actor like DSP. Number two, there are dozens of girl streamers who beat Sekiro with a mouse and keyboard, you can stop pretending it's hard now.

Fridgebro is the best.
Wonder if he's still alive.

I killed owl2 in 2 tries. Isshin took me an hour worth of tries.

I honestly broke a controller in drunken rage after dying to ape repeatedly

yeah. if anything mouse/kb is better because you can keybind everything to your exact specifications. i remember in nioh it let you jew the stance switch

>mfw farded and shidded

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Lol he has that feminist fishmouth thing
Pathetic numale

based

This is depressing

Why the fuck would anyone want to watch an ugly person play video games?

Why the fuck would you count resurrection deaths? That's like counting Quickchange scroll in Nioh or Tears of Denial in Souls games.

Holy fuck diabetes city