Guys what the fuck happened? Why did Jontron fall so low?
Guys what the fuck happened? Why did Jontron fall so low?
Because you fuck your mom.
You don't fall for the next gen meme, do you Yea Forums?
is this a podcast? What's the source?
Cocaine.
I hate that this point was actually right, we're hitting the plateau where comparing the power of technology from this gen to the previous is starting to become hard to notice and the upgrades we're saying are basically placebos, we're just being told "THIS is more advanced and better than the other" but in reality we barely notice shit.
You're retarded
Ricky Gervais show ripoff
Jontron just became more like his hero H3H3.
That's some nose.
Furry confirmed
Remember when Notch invited H3 to a party, he declined for no reason despite living very close and then later begged Notch to be in his gay podcast only to get BTFO'd?
it's literally true though, at a certain point you'll stop noticing the changes in media quality, you'll be TOLD that there are differences like "this is actually 20k 1000fps" but you wouldn't actually notice the difference between 8k and 20k, human eyes literally wouldn't be able to process the difference between the two.
Source? I believe I just want to see it with my own eyes because Ethan's become such a cuck and the fact that him and Hila are having a kid now means that their entire personality now revolves around the fact that they're gonna be parents.
>LITERALLY The Ricky Gervais Show
>but with Jontron and 3 literally whos
Imagine if this was done to sleepycast
I would fuck cat Jontron
So who the fuck are the other 3 losers?
>skinny
HA
It's just like when comedians get married and have kids. There will guaranteed be AT LEAST 20% of their material going forward being about parenthood in some way. Shit pisses me off so much.
The difference between 4K and 1080p is night and day as long as you have a big enough screen (32 inches+). Issue is a movie made on 8mm film can only be "Remastered" (upscaled) so much Native 4K content is beautiful especially with HDR, with a gaming PC that actually plays Native 4K games or watching shit on YT like animals or tech in 4K is also beautiful, hate to say it but film enthusiasts are being ripped off with UHD movies because all the almost all the good movies were made before 4K cameras or couldn't afford them.
there's like a million SC animated you could watch for that
literally who are the other guys
God damn that was fucking terrible.
Did you watch Jontron's last video? Jontron has become so unfunny.
I watched him go really overboard on a guy who cuts a boat in half. It was pretty painful.
Destiny mentally broke him after the debate they had
It's probably stopped being funny before, but it really stopped being funny after that
i don't give a fuck about that racist retard
This, but Jontron did it to himself. He walked into what he thought was a friendly conversation, and started rambling about white genocide when it became evident that it wasn't.
>"JonTron's back!"
>all of the new videos have been fucking terrible
JonTron going back to his vidya roots when
JonTron is literally Nostalgia Critic with a budget.
Literally who?
Pretty good. I've been enjoying his new stuff.
I want to reiterate that user's point and say you're retarded
It literally is, except TRGS was actually kind of good to watch because you could at least believe it wasn't being scripted and the three personalities of Ricky, Stephen and Karl played off of each other really well.
This is 4 guys with the exact same personality, just attempting to play the roles of "the dumb one" and "the smart wisecracking one".
I think Jon is at the point where he making these videos now because he has too, not because he wants too.
To quote rich "how does it feel to see all your favorite franchises go up in flames?"
It feels bad man
>Yea Forums
Theres no going back, is there?
go to Yea Forums for this offtopic shit
It doesnt really count as a "Jon" video though so its fine.
Probably one of his friends just wanted a piece of his fame and made an animation and asked Jon to post on his channel.
Because of his babydick.
I knew TRGS was scripted the first time I saw it as a little kid when it came out on HBO back in the day
I literally don't think anyone would be that mean to karl
He isn't. Pretty sure he said he was going in a different direction with the show.
And that new direction has been absolute shit.
>17 cm is big
Wait, really
Dang, that's a confidence booster.
>Italy and Greece have smaller penises than the rest of Europe
>Both the Ancient Greek city states and Roman Empire actually used this as a reason for them being more civilized and those with bigger penises were barbaric
Comes off as really try-hard and it feels fake.
Because he is a brainlet alt-right piece of shit getting buried with all his little skeptic community friends while lefttube takes over this year.
>tfw you're Dutch
Here ya go
mobile.twitter.com
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The only reason why their having a kid I'd to maintain the relationship, Hila has continued to grow well Ethan continues to further stagnate. Shes not stupid, just desperate.
Anyone remember loadingbar from spill?
Fuck you if your reading this idiots from it.
>Metric
We in countries that win wars use inches be that as it may jontron definity only has a 4 inch dick unlike a real content creator like Mike Matei and his 10 inch rodney
A foot is 30cm so 15cm is 6in which is the average length. So 17cm would be roughly 7in which is bigger than average.
>Streaming is better than 4K Blu-ray
Jon confirmed for massive pleb
Hey if subjected myself to that raving manlet for any extended period I'm pretty sure I'd go insane as well.
>jontron watches AVGN so he makes a show like that
>jontron watches RLM so he makes a show like that
>jontron watches ricky gervais so he makes a show like that
This dude is the most unoriginal FUCK.
>Countries that win wars
Vietnam called.
Who?
I've long accepted 2013 JonTron is never coming back. Sometimes you just have to let go.
I wish he had watched more Jew Wario.
is that a suicide joke or a pedophile joke
>trying to do a Ricky Gervais show without some kind of Karl Pilkington
doomed
We won Vietnam because we trained the Veitcong to kill the French (they did) then we came in and 600k less commie fucks got to keep living
Tfw Hungarian
Yeah it's clear the guy is just selling out in hopes that broadway notices him.
>the word "cuck" now describes a man who impregnates his wife
The English language will be extinct in 30 years.
I hope this a dumped pilot or something this was dry as shit.
tfw American
and dark green
Prove it.
>Jon's making one of those fucking awful tryhard ASMR podcasts with cheap, tweened flash animation
>first three minutes is just all four of them desperately trying to be "characters" instead of talking like normal fucking human beings
ok fag
>max is 17cm
lmao seriously?
Mine is like 19~20cm
prove it
>jontron watches AVGN so he makes a show like that
As someone who been watching AVGN since it fucking started, I can safely say Jon does it better.
It stopped a long time ago tho.
The direction of low key shilling literal who products
yeah like this site
Ur a crackhead Jontron has never done anything funnier than Jaguar Part 1 and 2 in his life
This is absolutely soulless holy shit
Hell, it'll be better if he went back to reviewing movies, not becoming a fucking Chadtronic knock-off
This unironically.
I meant it unironically, it's essentially just the ricky gervais show so it feels unoriginal and it's just not funny
Well, I'm between 17-18 cm, when I bother to lose some weight.
Neat.
Prove it.
Eh, this isn't a dick measurement contest.
I'm just happy I have a decent-sized penis. It gives you a certain amount of personal satisfaction.
Prove it pleas.
it's not scripted brainlet
If Jon was still making videos because he had to, he'd still be covering videogames. He's doing shit like infomercial reviews and Ricky Gervais style skits because he got old, and doesn't care about videogames anymore.
And more than anything, he's not Yea Forums anymore. Take this thread to /trash/, jannies.
Not true, one of the reasons Jon didn't make a video in 2017 is because he spent over 100 hours playing Persona 5, hes lazy
Listen to the full podcasts the show was made from. It sounds scripted just because they took out the best clips for the show.
Didn't he go jetting across the world with all that flextape money?
There's some fat around it so no real point. Maybe when I start cutting user.
Yes and got married. He had ran out of Disney Bucks too.
The whole appeal of Ricky's show is that all 3 of them play off each other and theyve had other shows like Idiot Abroad to help show the dynamic
If this show was Jon, Arin and Barry or something it would be pretty good. The fact that its Jon and his production crew/friends is stupid.
>Told he's a cuck for several years and yet he still can't pick on the secondary meaning of the word
No user, people don't think you're literally a part of someones behind when they call you an asshole
I would like Jon, Arin, Barry and Ross in this format/
With the way Ethan's other tweets were worded it seems they were both joking around.
But I guess if they were on good terms Notch would've gone on the podcast already.
>go redpilled get career killed
Ricky Gervais Show was Karl's breakthrough though. Before that he was a radio producer on XFM.
>There's some fat around it
Not that user but that sounds just right, honestly.
plz prove it?
i'm feeling pretty brazen right now and im gonna say this with the utmost sincerity. jontron has never been funny, and i find it monumentally hilarious that people think he used to be good or something. only people sucking this guy's dick are just people who were babysat by youtube.
put some clarity into your lives and start looking through all the bullshit. he's just a fucker who talks too much. dude i'm funnier than this guy
Is that Total Drama Island
The best thing Jon has done since returning is play newgrounds games with Zach and Chris on oneyplays. Thrse new videos of his are really just not funny.
>Take this thread to /trash/
I rather not see Jon get fucked by a futa furry while Twilight Sparkle the pony watches.
What secondary meaning? Please, define it for me, this will be good.
its comfy fuck you guys
literally just this
Leaving GG was a dumb idea for Jon.
sure about that?
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Holy fuck get a load of this faggot
Yes.
Having the same behavioral traits associated with a cuck, Being weak willed, lacking in testosterone, no concept of self esteem or self respect, heavily associating with "open mindedness" and liberalism, worshiping woman that won't have sex with you, ect.
Of course it's heavily misused as well but so is literally every other derogative term ever made. I can see why the other user used it in reference to Ethen considering he at least matches up with the first two descriptors
>releasing a good content once in a while so fans won't get tired of it vs releasing content every single fucking day while quality drops
Choose one
your mom's lips were comfy around my dick
I tell u what Jon's health and safety one was fucking funny
>got away with the watermelon
they were comfy around mine too.
>heavily associating with "open mindedness" and liberalism, worshiping woman that won't have sex with you, ect.
do you wanna tag breathing air on that one too
Jontron died with Starcade.
Shame Oneyplays fucking sucks now. Mick is the worst thing ever and Oney can't play video games and all he does is say things in a dumb voice as a substitute for "jokes" while having shitty Irish tier opinions on everything. Oney is no better than Arin and his letsplay channel is just a different flavor of shit.
Did you watch dr cho?
Literally all of these besides the liberalism part is incel. All this proves is that cuck is a buzzword and anyone who uses it to describe anything other than actual cucks should be permabanned.
Not that user but it's just another word for faggot or retard. Calm down.
Let me guess, you don't think there's anything wrong with being a cuck too right?
UNITE!!!
But is HDR actually placebo
retarded faggot
I'm grossed out by it but I also don't sperg out about it. It's someone's personal choice and it doesn't affect me. I eagerly await your assumptions from this answer.
But it was kino.
Better yet, listen to the radio show. The podcast, while not scripted, is still heavily edited and they obviously plan on what to talk about beforehand. The radio show is 100% them bullshitting, it's great.
Dunno but Jon is doing neither.
>It's another "Let's try to recreate Redlettermedia's magic and fail miserably" episode
>incel
>traditionally used against people who DONT respect other people and want things for themselves
>"""open minded"""
>often used in reference to people saying words you don't like, the opposite of weak willed behavior
>"""""worshiping women""""""
I knew I would get damage control posts for speaking angering ResetEra fags, but I didn't expect the reaching to be this bad
Only this the GameGrumps scene. The rest of Starcade was fucking lame.
>its not a podcast
>its not an animated clip from a podcast
>its literally just "heres this scripted conversation" animated
>despite not knowing any of the faggots besides Jon
Honestly any fetish that you have to actually perform irl to make it work for your dick it's awful and a danger to society.
>weak willed
check
>lacking in testosterone
check
>no concept of self esteem or self respect
literally where did the term "genetic lottery" come from?
>heavily associating with openmindedness and liberalism
uncheck
>worshipping women that won't have sex with you
literally what they do
I hate to break this to you lad but your epic meme buzzword has just as much in common with your hated buzzword. Horseshoe theory, once again, strikes.
Mick is shit, tomar was tolerable around zach, it's going to be hard to watch now that Ding and Julian are on less/not at all.
Upa Ra
Would you two care to expand on that assertion?
>Horseshoe theory
t. ResetEra
So Jontron is doing bootleg Ricky Gervais show, and there's no Karl?
>ms paint comic
discarded
Dingdong and Julian were no better. Every video of theirs post 2016 is awful. Listening to Dingdong whine and Julian be unfunny is like pulling teeth. It gave me the vibe that only 16 year olds were watching this stuff.
So that's why it's called Chad
I think that's a bit too harsh. Me wanting to be held by someone who loves be during sex isn't gonna hurt anyone.
Maybe that's not enough to be considered a "fetish" but come on, how could a lot of them legitimately be a "danger" to society.
with the guy showing up at the end+ flex tape, I'm getting the feeling the channels turning into glorified marketing. as if the plugs at the beginning and end of the videos aren't enough
Donno but the vid was also extremely unfunny.
Well he always has too keep his eyes on the Niger.
Seemed like they were trying to push the guy with the hat as the "Karl", kind of.
He's become unfunny but I really can't hate on him since he's at least putting effort into his work. Unlike a certain someone...
>weak willed
I wouldn't call telling woman something you'd be afraid to even hint at weak willed but whatever
>lacking in testosterone
SJWs are usually the ones complaining about "toxic masculinity" and male behavior common in the past decade being incels so unless estrogen means the same thing as testosterone now then you don't have a point
>genetic lottery
Acknowledging genetics isn't lacking self esteem its just acknowledging reality. Cucks genuinely don't value themselves and view their own needs as unworthy and privileged
>liking women
LOL
user, did you take your pills this morning?
>incels
>telling women anything irl
are you so new to the internet that you have no idea what the internet toughguy shit is?
>the entire rest of that post
yep, clear election tourist, you can go back to plebbit now.
On a 65" screen from 8~ feet away I can't tell the difference between 1440p and 4k. So I can't imagine going much higher with that size and distance will amount to much
Going from LCD to OLED was a far, faaaaar bigger leap than a resolution increase. Was fucking night and day. But that doesn't have anything to do with vidya hardware
The hate for Mick seens inflated and the problen is more like Zach is so good and his chemistry with Chris is so explosive everyone else by comparison is lacking.
Never. The fact that he change his vidya styled intro to the current shit one is proof enough
the internet toughguy routine is literally what you describe as incel behavior. If they're not like that irl then they're probably not being incels irl
>r-reddit
thanks for the concession
The comedy in that video is so fucking flat. Even daytime sitcoms have better delivery.
JonTron is unironically one of the last good quality channels out there, like AVGN
Have you watched dr cho? Have you watched this podcast shit today?
I stopped watching this after 2 minutes. Please tell me it gets better and that I didn't witness Jon's channel die right in front of me.
All he had to do was copy Sleepycabin and he'd be rolling in it.
This is genuinely awful
As both a fan of old Jon and TRGS this feels so goddamn scripted it's insane
I can hardly watch his shit anymore, I wish he just stuck to video games
It actually gets worse
I wouldn't say it's inflated on my part. It's a videogame comedy podcast and Oney has decided to invite a boring unfunny fucker to be his co-host.
that one was kinda meh, but the last ones where good in my opinion
>My favorite Oneyplays team? Oney, Zach and Lyle, of course.
This instead of investing in resolution shit they should be trying to kill off LCD for good.
BASED Jon!
>Perfect scene to show they're still good friends
>Arin cuts ties from him a couple years after for no reason
Guys why does it have so many fucking likes?
I watch the show regularly and I can't even remember who lyle is. The Irish guy from the heart of darkness playthrough left more of an impact.
Me and my roommate used to watch it together and I mind him saying "I'm loving this new format, Chris, zach, and whatever rotating third fucker they get to keep quiet works".
The guy recently did videos about flex tape, work safety and some asian guy who sells fitness crap. The show has been dead ever since he went in a "new direction". The new intro doesn't even show anything videogame related.
>for no reasons
Lol wut. Even if agree with Jon’s beliefs you have to know that those opinions are controversial
Because humans are dumb as shit?
Why was this animated
How do you not know Lyle the dude's been around online longer than Chris
Zach usually just uses whatever poor fucker they rope in as a prop to bounce jokes off of. They should just buy Zach a Furby and let that be the third wheel.
Because Jon will always be hugely successful despite how much ResetEra complains about him
dunkey was always right about this piece of shit
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Even if they were good friends, even best friends, it'd only be detrimental to the game grumps brand.
arin: I wish we could hang out in public bro, but you know, my brand and shit.
Jon: no worries we'll just chill sometimes at my place or yours, and keep in touch.
Wow, he must be shit then.
Who the fuck were those other 3 cunts supposed to be?
fuck you his videos were the only good thing Machinima shat out.
That was before the Destiny debate, right? Arin's not going to do anything to hurt his career even if everyone knows he's just as much of a shitlord as Jon. If anything Arin's worse because of how obvious it is that any pandering to current social trends is a complete act on his part.
Mick has a reverse Midas touch. Sleepycabin absolutely nosedived in quality the moment he involved himself, and Oneyplays is no different. He might be a great friend, but as a person on an entertainment platform, he's fucking horrible.
Also Ding Dong and Julian were more or less terrible. It's obnoxious to listen to the two people who think they're the only "90s kids" in existence and have managed to build up a superiority complex around that.
Did this animator just shit on the best Spice Girl?
Dilate
>youtuber says he wants to go in a different direction
>channel goes to complete shit
Why does this happen every single time?
The people Oney has on right now are so fucking terrible and bland, why the fuck doesn't he just bring Zach back? People like Mick are alright as a third wheel or straight man but he and Tomar have the exact same normalfag dynamic about them. It feels like Oney is just hard carrying the show at this point with the other two just laughing at whatever he says. Even Niall would be good enough by now
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Demon's Souls with NakeyJakey was a fun breather, I haven't seen any Mick stuff though is it that bad?
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