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Game has an impossible moral dilemma
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Meat with protein or sugar, gee I wonder.
Meat, since it has substance.
I eat more meat per day than I ever did candy.
Meatchads assemble
btfo candyfags
I choose to beat up the green child, steal all his meat AND candy, and take his unique sword crafted out of porn as a trophy
>actual answer is that both are necessary for a complete meal in the end
>meatfags
lmao enjoy your heart disease
>Hussie still trying to salvage this after shitting the bed with that trasheap of an ending
lole
The heart is made of meat how does meat cause heart disease.
CHECKMATE ATHEIST
Meatchads assemble
Hard Candy.
Enjoy your diabetes sugarfag.
>meat
>has davekat
>candy
>karkat leaves dave for meenah
Really bitch, really?
Meat has John fucking Roxy so it's better than uncucking Karcuck
It was a happy ending after all.
at least diabetes won't kill you right away :^)
Candy appeals to my hypno fetish
Only a literal child would choose candy over meat.
It's over
All of the characters are flanderized to shit
Finally I can let go
BASED
If you snack on candy instead of something like mixed nuts you are a retard.
meat all day
>nutfag
lmaooooooooo
Do you feel it? The webms are coming.
>candy: sp, luck or magic
>meat: str or HP
Candy
>My crack ship of Meenah and Karkat actually happened
Wait, what?
>candy is necessary
What the
i usually use nuts to clenase the taste of sugar. its a good finisher
>Terezi was the same one between the choices
>she talked with John for thirty fucking years before he died in her arms from a fake poison
Dirk a shit
am I picking serious sam gib options here?
Meat.
Candy is for fags
Eridan and Feferi also get together in the most anticlimactic way possible
also John and Terzi fuck in his dads car in space
>Meat has John fucking Roxy
In candy they marry and he knocks her up.
I rather have heart disease than be fat, diabetic piece of human trash
John fucks Roxy but it sucks for them and isn't shown. Terezi is the canon/patrician girl
eridemption babeeeee
But which meat?
Beef, chicken, or fish, Yea Forums?
>Dirk was the bad guy all along
I FUCKING CALLED IT 5 YEARS AGO BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME
All the ships suck in the epilogue though. The only people who think otherwise are braindead motherfuckers who are like, happy that Jane lactates or something.
Fishfags > chickenfags > redmeatfags
the canon ones are pretty good
Turkey
what about shrimp you bitch? chicken and shrimp best retard /fit/ goods
Fish, specifically sushi.
>fish
I see you mane, quality bait. But for real fish is meat, get over yourselves bible cucks
he only started becoming bad when there was no narrator left because he's literally Hussies biggest self insert left alive
Beef = STR
Chicken = DEX
Fish = INT
Meat.
Beef tastes nice, but I could probably live much easier with chicken.
>there are people in this thread who would unironically choose sugar over protein
When did America invade Yea Forums?
>Vriskas ending
JUST
anyone got a tldr on the epilogues? I stuck with homestuck through to the end but I don't know if I have the willpower anymore to slog through more act 6 tier writing
beef tastes the best
but chicken and fish are tasty too, plus they're healthier. So I'd have to say chicken or fish.
Chicken or fish, red meat gives you heart disease.
Davejade and roxygen are pretty good yeah
I enjoy all 3 but I guess if I had to rank them it would be Fish > Chicken > Beef. Fish has the benefit of not being the same animal with lots of differnet things you can do though, if it was poultry, fish, or all red/other meat, thats a bit harder.
Meat = CHADS
Candy = WEENIES
John fucks Terezi in the back of his Dad's car. That's the only part that matters.
John kills LE but dies to his "poison"
Dirk is the new big bad who has gained narrative control
Alt Calliope is fighting him who also can control the narrative
ending implies a new story
Dirk is based and is the antagonist/narrator/hussie insert
Everyone else dies or is unhappy and gay
Meat since I'm addicted to cock
His "true self" began emerging, and part of that was Doc Scratch's abilities manifesting, which gave him control over the narrative.
>no pork
you muzzie scum
This proves that HB did nothing wrong and didn't deserve to die
Hard decision if I was 12. Meat
easily the best part
BROS
/OURTROLL/ ERIDAN FINALLY MADE IT
CHAD KARKAT
Meat has sustenance to it
>finally makes it
>in the timeline where all subhumans get wiped out by thicc hitler
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
>meanwhile Dave gets his ass fucked by Jade every night
five years ago I was certain I'd never like Davekat
could in theory John end the war alone? of the Godtiers he kinda has the most destructive power, he could summon a bunch of tornados or soemthing
Anything about any version of Spades?
Based Yea Forumsro
the epilogue is kino though
fucking Toby
Nothing, but be glad he didnt get touched by this trainwreck
CANDY
reminder
>eating meat
lmao murderers
There is no carapacian in the epilogue
I never thought I would like John/Terezi either. But here we are.
based tobyposter
The epilogue is automatically a 6/10 for shitting on people wanting Gamzees redemption
yeah but a slow miserable death
And now I know I don't.
cool
People who want Gamzee's redemption are completely missing his character though and can't see past the "zany murderous clown" surface
No, orange text man bad. The real Orange Man saved us from a smug, omniscient douche hijacking the narrative once, and he should have done it again.
name one thing bad with the meat route
>they like davekat now
Please, jump in front of the train.
That is it, bros. Homestuck has become the Cerebus of this generation. God bless, Andrew Hussie.
never forgetti
Davekat
Nonbinary Roxy
I LOVE VRISKA!!!!!!!!
tranny roxy is bad yeah but davekat is funny
Shellfish
At least the ending of Cerebus was actually great even if you had to go through all that literal insanity to get there.
Sim is also far more clever and talented then Hussie ever was even when he was ranting about YHWH and shit.
Reminder that candy route John literally cured Roxy's gender bullshit with his dick
Me too, bro, but I can understand why people don't like her.
Meat
was John wrong in the Candy timeline? (when he had a meltdown and everyone abandoned him)
Like i feel the text wanted to paint john in the wrong but we know everyone in the Candy timeline is acting like a retard since its callies fanfiction
I'll do my best to forget all of this
I really feel sorry for people who were in from the beginning, I jumped on during the gigapause
Yeah nice try tummblr
>*hobbling away on one foot and one gangrenous elephantized stump, pulling my one heavily bedsore-ridden arm away from my morbidly obese fungas-infested body and pointing with the two fingers i've been graciously allowed to keep by God*
>"A-at least it won't kill me right away! H-haha!"
no he was in the right, but it didn't give him the right to treat his wife and child like shit
No.
John did nothing wrong, Jane did nothing wrong and Dirk did nothing wrong.
meat if im actually hungry otherwise candy
So we agree hes still the best strider, right?
How do you feel about fem-Equius
>male eating nuts
lol gay
trans roxy
Cool if she would crush my head in her muscular tights
mfw been on this wacky ride since problem sleuth
this just in: vriskafags are retard3d
Davekat wank
I got through about 10 words and I just...
Dear Andrew Hussie,
Homestuck was a good friend of mine. Please stop raping is dead body.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Everyone
lmao enjoy your propaganda
neither to be honest. Both arent necessairly good for you and youre better off eating something else. If you have to choose one meat is the way lesser evil though since it at least is of some positive nutritional value.
Tranny Roxy is mostly treated as a big ass joke, which is nice.
i also like that candy shitted on people that treat Karkat like a "fragile small boi", since we now know he received warrior training in Alternia
I snack on intestines and chicken livers.
Get on my level fags.
Meat fills you up yes homo, candy doesn't
>strider
Honestly how can you blame Dirk for wanting to get away from the faggot hellhole that is Earth C?
Who cares if he had a bit of fun along the way
>favorite character is too irrelevant to show up in this complete and utter shitshow of an "epilogue"
Meat is great
>Dirk is absolutely based
>John is based, dies a hero after fucking the one girl he actually loves
>LE goes out like a man
A tasty meat will do fine. I'm already filled to the brim with fucking candy today.
>favorite character is dead since cascade
Does Caliborn show up at all in either epilogue
I remember that he was literally the last good thing in post-scratch Homestuck
Whys is it called epilogue if it ISNT A FUCKING EPILOGUE?
Which one undoes the most of the fucking faggotry?
yes, but only in meat, which shows the actual fight with LE
if i had to choose betwen the two ever (in a videogame of course) I'd choose meat over candy. If I already have meat though(within a videogame), some candy is good.
in meat before the first half of his masterpiece plays out
any Rorb Laborb in the epilogue?
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THAT IS
Meat, candy starts to taste like the same shit when you're exposed to it for too long.
Also, get the fuck out homosuck.
Chicken is the best
Fish is a close second
Beef is bland and can't even be enjoyed as a hamburger or anything unhealthy.
Getting fucked in the ass narratively by Homestuck should be expected at this point.
I'd say "by Hussie" but we vboth know he hasn't written anything in years.
How isn't it an epilogue? This should be good
Canon:
Vriska, sticc, no ass or tits
Aradia: Thicc as fuck, big ass and titties
Yes, she breastfeeds her baby, Vriska
Thank god
Plenty.
In Candy, she becomes a literal MILF and pic related
In Meat, she gets brainwashed by Dirk who cucks Kanaya
An epilogue conclude an already existing ending, this shit isn't concluding anything it's just extending it or in some other view changing it.
>Meat: is a tranny
>Candy: helps jane become condesce 2
admittedly that last point is a bit based since all trolls must fucking hang
am i the only one that kinda enjoyed seeing Kanaya get bullied by Dirk?
what, where? I thought he just kinda fucked off like a weenie as usual
based and rustpilled
It's so stupid how his character arc was "I'm better thn my abusive counterparts" then the epilogue comes and he kinda merges with them
i have a lesbians-turned-straight and reverse ntr fetish so i did too
Homestuck ends when both LE and John die, whatever is next is a sequel
beyond his control
>yeah I'm turning into Lord English/Scratch but whatever I can handle it
He became Doc and finally got what he wanted.
meat is an metaphor for penis
and candy for vagina
so all of u who chose meat are fags loool
didn't like it, it made me feel bad. gonna reject it and replace it with my own autism in my head
except for john fucking terezi, that can stay
>people hating Candy
>Candy gets us:
>Karkat standing up for himself and finally being a Leader
>All the good ships
>Jane rightfully oppressing the trolls
>Dirk killing himself
>this is supposed to be bad to retards
Vaginas are made out of meat, you faggot. Candy is a euphemism for semen.
>all the good ships
only meenah
>check website
>"oh shit an epilogue"
>pages of WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
What is this what the fuck is happening is this a late April fools joke or something? Is this really how it ends, just being the polar opposite of everything that made MSPA enjoyable in the first place?
And Jade fucks Dave's ass every night
Because it's meaningless. Dull. Masturbatory. Nothing significant happens and nothing has any actual consequence.
>Earth C exists outside "canon", hence its not affected by the black hole
Meat
>John actually fought Caliborn with replaceable/doomed timeline kids
>English and Davepeta fell into the black hole during the last confrontation
>Dirk has begun imprinting himself upon the narration of events, and is currently in a spaceship with Rose and Terezi (and John's dead body) flying towards a planet that they plan to seed, to eventually advance enough to play "the most important game of SBURB"
Candy
>Alt!Calliope has become something of a God of the black hole, and plans to devour/fuse with English once he descends far enough into the black hole, then leave to go stop Meat!Dirk, who's influences on the narration she believes undermines the very concept of existence, instead bending even events he had no hand in to be reflections of his own agenda
>Dave meets Obama, who had played SBURB once before, and knew Dirk somehow. Obama gives Dave a robot body in preparation for events that may dictate the fate of all existence
>Aradia (who is in tight with Alt!Calliope) along with Robot Dave, escape the black hole to the meat timeline
There are cringy parts whithin the good ones (ignoring the plot is naruto at this point) so I saved you
/fit/ vs Yea Forums
Neither of them do, both are fucking awful but it seems more and more people are eating them up because they're that desperate for Homestuck
>sugar gargling diabeetus thinks he can open his clapmouth
lmao shut the fuck fatass
This is Jade, she's Dave's husband. She is a homewrecker and a slut. Say hi.
>>>Dave meets Obama, who had played SBURB once before, and knew Dirk somehow. Obama gives Dave a robot body in preparation for events that may dictate the fate of all existence
What
no, Meat is a direct ending that sets up a sequel
Except Meat sets up Candy
I'm so fucking PISSED right now. i read through homestuck up until the last act was released and now i can't remember shit about any of the characters or what happened and what shit is GOD DAMMIT. i wish i could appreciate this nice summary you put together but HOLY FUCK i can't remember anything. I'm so mad that I may actually have to reread hoemstuck again and man i really do and don't want to
It's not like I have any other choice, I guess I might as well end the suffering now
holy FUCK Hussie treats Jade like absolute shit in the epilogue good god
Brain hologram obama, dave kneels in his presence, a touching moment
I think the idea is that both timelines create the other?
Because she's based on his ex-girlfriend.
not at all retard, Candy is supplemental and the ONLY THING THAT MATTERS is Calliope/Aradia/Davebot. it adds stuff like what happened to Vriska and Meenah but otherwise it doesn't matter
Ah I've been trolled, I see
FUTAAAAA
>treating a half dog full slut abomination in a bad way is bad
Wrong.
>Candy is supplemental
You missed the point evidently.
it actually happens
another fake sounding thing that happens: john fucks terezi in the back of his dads car in the edge of space after she operates on him with her sword
I'm at page 12 in candy and havent started meat yet. Give me a good reason to continue my read. I'm so through with how this shitshow of an epilogue is written. Unironic gender shit everywhere, it's so obnoxious. This isn't the homestuck I used to know and love.
Pork must be op as fuck then...
And yet Jade ultimately gets what she wants.
read meat first
it's like a VN route, you want to read meat first (roxy does gender shit in both but it's not the main thing)
what is this trash and what game is this trash from so that I can stay far, far away from it
I think huss broke my heart, he is beyond caring at this point, he makes fun of you for caring at any given point and I just kind of feel betrayed for some reason.
REMINDER THAT JOHN FUCKED TEREZI IN THE BACK OF HIS DAD'S CAR
wtf did you do with your browsers front
>Karkat goes balls deep on Meenah
>John goes balls deep on Terezi
neat. Shame I'll never be satisfied as an eternal Karkat x Terezi faggot
candy at least has john cure roxy's gender bullshit with the power of the dick
It's from Sburb. The reviews are shit, don't bother buying it.
>John fucks Terezi
The only good thin out of this shitfest.
in space
meat is easier to read and is in-line with more traditional homestuck bullshit
it's still dumb bullshit but it's entertaining at the very least.
it still has unironic gender shit but at least dirk shits on it for a while.
>FOR FUCKS S4K3 JOHN, DONT S4Y 4NYTH1NG STUP1D R1GHT NOW
What did Terezi mean by this.
John always had better chemistry with Terezi than anyone else did, prove me wrong.
dirk sniping jade was pretty based
I can't read words very well.
gotta say, I'm not too fond of how Dirk's character development was basically reversed to make him a villain, but him pulling the same thing with the narrative that he did with Jane's copy of Pony Pals was a funny callback
I don't want to touch this bullshit with a foot long pole, but if I had to guess it seems to me that meat = authorial intent and candy = fanon, with the climax being a showdown between an embodiment of the Hussie in Dirk and an embodiment of the fanbase in alt! merged Calliope
Am I wrong in assuming this?
>every ship resolved in the most unsatisfying way
>yet still people celebrate
Why
I refuse thats the same dirk I read and loved.
Actually I just refuse the whole epilogue, hussie stopped caring so I will too.
>start reading Candy
>first page has them letting Gamzee out of the fridge for no reason
and that's when I knew both versions of the epilogue were going to be hell.
But seriously what the fuck happened to Roxy, she seems wildly out of character in both stories
Almost as if she were based of Hussie's ex or something...
>putting red meat lowest and posting guile
that's unamerican as hell
redmeat = chicken > fish
I wish we'd gotten the actual embodiment of Hussie showing up and BTFO'ing both of them, then humorously making light of their fight.
Everyone is out of character, its the ghost writers fault, they just wanted fan fiction.
Is every fucking female character based off of Hussie's ex?
Candy Roxy seems right
john and terezi were probably the closest to their old selves, terezi the most so out of anyone
So Dirk obviously uses the narrative to kill John because at the very least, meat!John is still a threat, and seeing his other selves die in his anime dreams was implying he was beginning to become Ultimate Self John right?
god I feel stupid writing all that out
pork or lamb of course
imagine actually liking boring ass act 6 dirk
Wait, Hussie's ex went FtM?
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
post classpects
Boss of Wheels reporting in
Everyone seems OOC, Jade and Dave especially
it's
meat = bad bad ending
candy = good bad ending
There's no climax. In meat Dirk (who essentially starts to merge with LE and by extension doc scratch) has a narrative tug of war with alt calliope and then fucks off to go daterape rose in space
Based and fishpileld
The work was reviewed by seeral people but Andrew wrote it
you posted the most normal characters
so is vriska dead for good now or something I quickly skimmed meat and then stopped reading because I stopped giving a shit but I saw a part about her getting sucked into a black hole and going out like that is exactly what deserved to happen to her desu
I imagine thats the only thing hussie wrote, that and some dirk dialogue. Just fucking compare kartat and dave atrocious dialogue to this masterpiece.
she dies in meat yes
Yeah, her dead ghost shows up inside the black hole Earth during candy.
Yes, just like hiveswap, act 7 and the last parts of act 6!. But wait, they werent.
And also the ones that act the worst
Why cant we do this in Yea Forums
wow i almost had a fucking aneurysm reading all that shit
canwc>homosuck
Bus seriously, Mage of Void here.
Meat = Chad with Protein
Candy = virgin faggot ass needs sugar cause he's weak
geez i wonder faggot OP
Man this epilogue told me on how much more I could hate Dirk. Jesus christ
WHEN THE FUCK DID THE MAYOR DIE
Yea Forums deletes on sight because the mods and jannies want to be on Yea Forums (AKA politics and movie discussion ONLY) and only like Star Vs.
They left him behind when they time traveled forward.
You're being dense, all writers are in the credits and even in hiveswap andrew could've simply told cohen to fuck off. It's still his name on the franchise. Since he didn't, Andrew is fine with the bad collaboration.
I'd say I'm some kind of Breath player, but I think Sylph of Hope is my favorite.
Can someone post that comic were john kills all homos to cleans my mouth pls.
Because IPGD is so much better than Cohen.
I just started and I'm almost having an aneurysm
They're both awful for different reasons.
>left the mayor behind
>dave is talking about racism and politics in the most OOC shit i've ever fucking seen
I'm in the middle of Meat right now and if this shit doesn't end with John erasing this entire timeline and giving everyone actually good character development instead of writer mouthpiecing as a result I'm gonna fucking puke.
>tfw Karkat x Terezi faggot
>tfw NEVER FUCKING EVER
So... what bout Hiveswap Act 2?
I will have my vengeance.
>I'm in the middle of Meat right now and if this shit doesn't end with John erasing this entire timeline and giving everyone actually good character development instead of writer mouthpiecing as a result I'm gonna fucking puke.
it's gonna be better
It's dead, Jim.
Check your emails!
>Like virska john
>Hussie doesnt
>Like dave terezi
>Hussie doesnt
I have no hope for terezi john since hussie has a tendency to dislike everything I like.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok, calling it MY vengeance places the uncomfortable and uncalled-for weight of my own ego into the equation. What I mean is, Nepeta shall have HER vengeance.
no nepilogue turned out to be a blessing
she completely avoided partaking in any of this bullshit
Prince of Void.
Horrorterrors are my bitch
*ahem*
GOD TIER:
FISH, CHICKEN, BEEF CRAB
OKAY TIER:
PORK, LAMB, TURKEY, RABBIT
MEH TIER:
VENSION, DUCK, WILD BOAR
CAVEMAN TIER:
BUFFALO, HORSE and any other animal that just fucking idiots eat.
hussie doesn't mouthpiece through dave anymore, that's what dirk is for.
Why did Hussie killed it? It was fucking perfect.
You know that of all the irrelevant trolls hussie hates the most nepeta is like the one he hates the more.
>Hiveswap Act 2
Meat
Problem Sleuth epilogue FUCKING WHEN??