EDGE FRS 2.0

>5. There is lots more on the horizon for EDGE in 2019…including…a THIRD training environment.

>DHS S&T and our partners are hard at work on several updates, resources, and a third training environment focused on specific training requirements and tactics for houses of worship. Also in the works: a series of EDGE “train the trainer” workshops and upgrades to the hotel and school environments to allow organizations to customize some technical components (i.e. auto-locking doors, public address systems) to better reflect how they function locally.

>Stay tuned for more news about these exciting developments, and visit our website for fact sheets, FAQs, and additional EDGE resources. Send questions to [email protected].

>That firefighter user who said he'd leak this never pulled through
fuck you

People are scared to lose their jobs or even get in jail over it.

Right, but RoN is about SWAT shit, unlike EDGE. EDGE is way too complex and deeply focused on School Shooter scenario.

Wait a minute... this is made by the DHS right?

Why the fuck isn't it open source and freely available? Seriously. I mean, even the NSA releases a lot of open source tools because they were paid with tax dollars to make. Same with other gov't agencies (including the miltiary. Remember America's Army? It was propaganda sure, but it was a good shooter for the time and totally free as a recruiting tool, dedicated servers etc.)

I can see them maybe restricting this to certain "legit" agencies (schools, first responders etc.. for taste , but I can't imagine it should cost anythhing.

It's only given out to confirmed emergency services. If you worked at one of these places and put it online, they could quickly narrrow down that it was you, and at least fire you if not take you to court.

SS gamemodes are already exist, yet they are pure diarrhea

maybe he should've been more transparent, in that he meant he was going to take a leak.

>school shooting simulator called "EDGE"
That has to be intentional.

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It's up for sale.
>If EDGE access is desired for coursework or inclusion in an academic curriculum for students, or if organizations are interested in pursuing commercial EDGE applications, then there may be associated costs. Please contact [email protected] for additional information.
dhs.gov/science-and-technology/EDGE

How would you ask for it?

I bet you laugh at your own jokes.

"h-hewwo, can i pwease bwuy the schwoowu shwooting simuwatew

How would one go about leaking the game without getting caught? Can't you just upload it on a VPN, or use a burner laptop to upload it over wifi, or even physically distribute copies to randos or something? There's gotta be a way to get this game to the masses without costing a nigga's job and livelihood.

>school shooter game received an update
Are achievements in already? I heard they have few good ones.

>Chad Thunderstruck
Electrocute football team captain

Sure thing. *hits the FBI buttn under desk* Wait a moment while a representive fetches you a copy of the game disk.

What if someone shot up one of these classes where they teach them what to do during school shootings

there are 3 of those ginger cunts

Okay... so thats only for like add-on info stuff, corporate programs etc. Apparently the "legit" schools, first responders etc.. .can get it for free. I can see paying to have someone come and set up a training day or take you through a special strategy, but its nice to see the app is completely free at least. Wonder if the code is too.

However, even being free its only available to the particular people they deem legit - probably to keep channers from turning it into school-shooting-o-rama on every fucking twitch stream, right there with their branding and shit on it.

Its worth noting that the school version is based on UE4 it says... I wonder. In theory, someone could get the thing and perhaps rip out all the branding (ie EDGE) and publish a "cleaned" version that dosn't suggest DHS logo is there with a school shooting sim.

so is there a rape option LOL it would be funny to RAPE a CHILD at gunpoint

>If you do not qualify for the free version, the EDGE software is a licensable product for all commercial applications.
>Licensing information can be obtained from the Cole Engineering Services, Inc.
>EDGE sales Team by contacting them at [email protected]
>International distributions are available subject to bi-lateral agreements, treaties, and other applicable US laws.
>For further details on international distributions, please contact [email protected]
cesiedgetraining.com/frs-v2/faq

>International distributions
Now that's getting interesting. Can we lie to them?

Stop wasting your time on games and go shoot a real school.

>EMT/Firefighter interviews next month
if i get the job i'll be leaking the fuck out of it for you guys.

>tfw you will never get to play EDGE on a Yea Forums server
>you will never be the cop competing with the school shooter to see who gets the higher body count
>you will never be the principal running around locking the kids in the hallways with the shooter
>you will never be the teacher who leads her entire class straight into the shooter's sights to get mowed down before getting another classroom of kids to do the same again
>you will never be the 911 dispatcher who starts spouting memes and hanging up on the teacher calling in a school shooter threat
>you will never be the shooter screaming "AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED?" at the cops

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wake me up when the Yea Forums server is up

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why is he pressing W with his 4th finger? this pig is so stupid

>he doesn't play QWDSpace

oh damn. i mean if we’re buying from a US distributer and we had someone from europe ask to use it for a school presentation on active shooting that could get us somewhere. then when the EU user gets the copy he puts that shit on the pirate-boardwalk

we've been trying to get someone to leak it for 2 years. its never happening

>start up edge
>everyone just hides in their bulletproof pussy rooms
>throw molotov at school shooter room
>easiest monster kill ever
>just kick down the door and chuck molotovs at every bullet bunker
>manage to get a 100% kill ratio

Heh, should've made them fireproof too...

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Normally, you're right. Creative works done by the US federal government, including computer code, should be available to the public to acquire and use freely. The exception that applies here is
>Works prepared for the U.S. government by independent contractors may be protected by copyright, which may be owned by the independent contractor or by the U.S. government.
It looks like they contracted with Cole Engineering Services, Inc. to make EDGE. They thus hold some of the copyright, and therefore people can't simply get it for free, no-strings-attached.

>you will never be the class victim that teams up with the school schooter
>you will never be the class retard that makes weird noses while everyone else is trying to be as silent as possible

Yeah, but a School Module got released and sent to schools in November. Not too far ago.

I think he's using 1AWShift

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How soon until this appears in Rainbow Six?

youll never be the heroic janitor that washes the hallway and makes the shooter slip down it until they slide out the school doors and into the back of a police car

Why doesn't someone just make something like EDGE in Garry's Mod?

>30 seconds to get in
pretty sure a shooter could bust in befor then

Whatever's comfortable, man. WASD only became popular because it was some Quake pro's hipster bindings.

Damn, sucks to know if anyone made an EDGE-like it would probably be taken down
and banned outright, and we cant get the actual game because it's only available to firefighters and schools and shit, who cant leak it over fear of losing their jobs.
Honestly seems fun not even just for memes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9zl0m06f31
Fuck, imagine playing this over a PA.
youtube.com/watch?v=bR-s4ReIxJo

you dont need to change garrys mod at all to shoot kids

I mean making a multiplayer game mode.

thats why its for tornadoes

Oops, mistype.
youtube.com/watch?v=9zl0m06f31w

Wouldn't getting the fuck out of the building be the safest thing to do in a school shooting? Install an emergency exit at one of the windows that doubles as a fire escape. Looks cramped as hell in that bunker thingy.

youtube.com/watch?v=tDyYKRez65Y

pretty sure a tornado would fuck them up quicker

I don't get it.

>get fired and/or sued because you leaked a simulator on the internet that would eventually turn into 'shitposts: the game'
What a way to fuck up a career

holy shit school shooters are badass

It shouldn't be restricted at all we paid for this shit to be made and should be available to everyone. Then it needs to be modded so you can play as the shooter and rescuer for multiplayer fun.

Post your last stand theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=0sB3Fjw3Uvc

>pumped up kicks
gay and uninspired
If i ever go on killing spree, i'll go with style
youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

so its a jungle gym?

The Animals - The House of the Rising Sun Mafia III Trailer 3 Casino Battlefield V !!!

>gay and uninspired
>don't stop me now
that's actually gay, uninspired and overused.

>Wonder if it's ever going to be leaked.
Never fucking ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=rXk2XGGkD-Y

have sex

...

youtube.com/watch?v=1UI3Gs4jCMc

It SHOULD be available to everyone. However sadly has a point. I thought Cole was just whom was making the videos or hosting the training sessions.

Regardless, I can see how the gov't doesn't want something with their name, insignia etc.. (ie DHS emblem) to be public available. Imagine what the asshole media would freak out about if a modded version of a realistic gov't funding school shooting sim was being played on fucking Twitch like it was any other game. Parents would freak out about it and say the gov't was paying to turn kids into shooters or gun nuts or whatever the fuck

Thatr's why we need a "cleaned" version without that shit on it (ie the branding) but with all content included, open to everyone

>ywn spare the one friendly guy you met in the lobby while everyone else was a meme spouting idiot before the match started
>ywn pass him a gun and let him take a few pot shots at some players that personally annoyed him
>ywn drop all your weapons and run away to make it look like you're a innocent bystander, essentially framing him
Why must it be this way, lads?

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has anyone just tried asking for it yet

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desu letting edgelords fuck around with it would probably provide some useful data on how to efficiently evacuate a school during a shooting

youtube.com/watch?v=wa3qqfgp1Ns

I mean, if Yea Forums really cares enough, we can get the funds to just license and fucking give it away

youtu.be/kgkYN3QjD5M

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>Posting the edited version
youtube.com/watch?v=KZr7XkFZJcw&ab_channel=DavidDavidson

Someone should take the bullet and sacrifice their job for the millions to have their lulz.

not in that context, but kinda true.
To be honest i would use Last Chrismas, or Jingle Bells. That way, even these cunts that menaged to get away, would have ruined chrismas for the rest of their days.

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The school shooter could be any one of us. He could be you, he could be me! He could even be-

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If a miracle were to happen and this game gets leaked, would I need to get a vpn so the FBI won't notice that a college student is playing a school shooter game?

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>Why the fuck isn't it open source and freely available?
>Why isn't a game that could train school shooters to be more efficient freely available?

Why hasn't anybody just made a school shooter simulator yet? Just make it by yourself without sharing any progress publicly then dump it on the internet on public wifi anonymously.

youtube.com/watch?v=en1uwIzI3SE

Just run a Russian VPN and it should be fine.

just dont actually shoot up a school and you're solid

based and kiwipilled

How would you feel if this happened?
>EDGE gets released exclusively to Yea Forums
>to get in you need to prove you're not a newfag
>collect data from Yea Forums lobbies
>use this to better simulate what real edgelords, who are the most likely to be shooters, would do

You're already on a list for posting this

it's online only, or atleast monitored, so no modding allowed.

It's really strange that they haven't done this already.

Can't we just ask Notch to buy a license so he can leak it to us? Tell him it's for old times' sake.

has any school shooter pulled the fire alarm yet to get everyone in one place?
that seems like a good idea

>They seriously won't give out free copies to people wanting to play the school shooter.

WHY wouldn't you? How else could it be better to train how to handle real life school shooters if you didn't use some one weird enough to be willing to play one. Imagine it, you're just a bunch of teachers and cops practicing through, and you have to compete with an actual fucking fps mong, all willing to do it for free. People would LOVE to have a chance to out shoot real cops over a video game! Honestly tell me you wouldn't jump at the chance to go 1 v 10 against real life pigs over a videogame while being allowed to be as edgy as you want? This shit is killer!

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I don't know how you'd get good data when there's going to be total chaos most games

Reminder that Columbine Day was two days ago.

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WTF?! I love the Army now

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it'd be an on-rails version of course

The game is the hook. The data is the demographics.

I think the parkland shooter did

Seriously, though. Wouldn't letting public users play the game and datamining them be the smartest idea?

>the most efficient way of how to act when in a hostile shooter environment when players are a teacher.
>How people playing a shooter will try to get as many people as possible depending on a school layout.
>How a shooter anticipating the police will behave when the cops arrive
>Whether or not the shooter will practice ammo conservation or spray and pray
>At what instances is it worth it to risk a situation with a shooter active in an area and when not to
>all at countless trial and error instances with real people

It'd be chaos at first, yeah. Eventually people will start playing for real though, as the competitive spirit always sparks.

>multiscam

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>Welcome to X High School
>Server rules: no shotguns, you will be kicked, and have fun :)

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We can ask them on twitter. @DHSSciTech

I don't think there are that many real edgelords after the phoneposters came in with the election
and a lot of posters might be foreign citizens so the data's not of much use
but then the NZ guy was an Aussie, wouldn't be surprised if governments start to worry about that

>Let me play, you stinky cia niggers. I'll dab on you at the top of the leaderboards every time.

Not really, if it was distributed to the public, you'd have youtube celebrities spouting memes and shit which would tarnish the reputation of the software in the eyes of the police force or firefighters that don't go on the internet very often.

Imagine it
>they release free client on 4chin, but we can only play shooter role
>cops are handled by real cops teachers by teachers and kids by kids during classes
Perfect data mine and we would be basically shooting real kids teachers, and cops. Two birds one stone.

youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI

>implying these situations aren't pure chaos already

There's no fucking way this isn't going to get leaked. All it takes is one fucknuget to forget to wipe the hard drives for the police auction desktops or one zoomer to copy the game off their teacher's computer and the world will be playing school shooter simulator.

Rip your job

It will probably be sold in modules like VBS. You will only have access to the firefighting/EMS module.

>Cops get to actually train against the people they have a good chance of shooting dead during psycho moments
>We get to have fun.

Fucking based.

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*screams in edge*

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>32 kids in a single class
BURGER EDUCATION WHAT ARE YOU DOING

actually...this is a pretty good idea

well i guess Yea Forums only gets the EMS/FF module until one of you fags decide to become a cop and school admin

lmfao this is the dumbest shit ever. Distracting giant piece of shit letting you know you could be gunned down at any moment. Lmfao.

Inb4 next shooter just brings a bomb. +35 kills

>bigger population than your country

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actually they also do this in asian shitholes because of the population density, I didn't even know americans have to do this too until I saw the webm

>Someone imitates this in EDGE

I mean yeah but that's still an overfilled classroom.

Or just block the door and set the room on fire and let them get boiled from the inside.

underrated post

Ok, make more schools or get rid of some of our kids for us then.

>someone mods EDGE to have custom player skins

Pro league when

>You will never get to drop shot cops while wearing your busty skimpy anime waifu skin

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Why is it my responsibility to solve your country's problems? Opening more schools would help the issue though.

We live in weird times.

>Third panel
>Randy Stair reference
Subtle shad, subtle

best post

because thats alot of fucking work.

someone should make a hipster-esque indie game, like a shitty Telltale games thats like 30 hours long but the last hour you go and totally shoot up the school. (all your choices playing into the shooting, like who stays home, etc.)

That way it'll look like just another stupid indie story game about "muh hot issues" but then at the last second becomes just a school shooter sim.

Everybody would be confused whether to love or hate it.

Well you certainly made it your responsibility to whine about it lol. Maybe you should have sex instead

I was just thinking this.

(Don't tell the FBI.)

Imagine being cramped in that stupid thing...thinking youre safe....then you hear the fire alarm go off...and then you smell smoke.

woah... imaghine the smell of your tachers pussey...

>Cops train on how to deal with school shooters
>School shooting happens
>Cops stay outside while the guy is shooting up the school because they're not obligated to help anyone

You know when I was younger, (like 21-ish lol)

I actually had a plan to shoot up the school. I was going to pull the fire alarm, and when everyone got in their neat little rows on the field I was going to have a HMG set up on the roof nearby and mow them all down.

Even had the class 3 FFL, just didnt have like 10-20,000k for an HMG. (Cheapest I found was an MG42 nearby for like 12k.)

Nobody will probably believe me. But I was very angry when I was younger.

lol rate my plan?

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We are
The problem is that for most of a few decades the US birthrate has been pretty high(3 births per woman) and only until recently has it slowed down to ironically lowest levels in awhile

Tornadoes don't usually appear in the middle of a school in an instant like a shooter does.

>a couple teens get in
>they hear shots outside their classroom
>the teens inside get scared shitless closing it and leaving the rest outside to die when the shooter steps in the classroom
alternatively
>the teens outside get scared shitless and try to force their way in by force not allowing the door to be closed by those inside essentially killing everyone in the classroom

gay

>You will never be the class stacy and exchange sex for your life with the incel shooter

ur gonna get v&

>you will never face your impeding death by dabbing
Why even live?

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I would just fill my backpack with grenades and wait for a crowded school assembly and chuck them everywhere.

Okay *unzips dick*

>not shooting her to show her that she has no power

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The game's pretty demanding if it ever gets leaked I'll have to buy a better gpu

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>"i'll go with style"
>proceeds to post out-of-touch, overused trash

Comedy gold

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Why were you angry?

You are 100% getting v&.

lol based. Why do we even pay them

I dont know, seemed to go away as I got older.

damn how unoptimized is it

bye user

This was 20 years ago. And never happened. Shill the feds harder scrub

>21
>shooting up the school
Am I gonna be the only one to ask what? Like a random school or your community college or what?

youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

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>get rid of some of our kids for us then
I CAN'T. THEY'RE IN THE BUNKER!

Next time you feel like that just blow your own brains out.

I would try if I cared enough to. Just like
>Can I have game please? I have no job or anything that would require or warrant getting it, but it looks fun.

I haven't laughed this much in weeks

If it runs on these shitty notebooks, then it probably will run on an average platform.

Eh, you probably would've missed 99% of your shots
edgefags like to imagine their control of a firearm would be perfect but irl the recoil would just hurt their scrawny arms

You generally have a good 5+ mins when a tornado warning is issued to get into shelter unless one happens to form right on top of you.

>but it looks fun.
Do you want to get put on a watch list? Because this is how you get put on a watchlist.

It was probably made in 2 hours by government code monkeys that developed one pixelshit indie game

>This was 20 years ago
You're posting on Yea Forums and you're 41 years old.

>You will never be the class autistic kid and naruto run into the shooter and knock him down, saving everyone's life and finally teaching them that you are cool and then jessica is your date to the prom and your math teacher gives you an A

Thats why it was going to be an HMG on a Tripod you dolt.

>Class 3 FFL
>In college
>Can't afford things
Bullshit/10

You could afford to illegally make a PDS in any larger caliber. An HMG is/was an unrealistic considering they are about 120 fucking pounds and you would have been caught trying to set this thing up(Lets face it, you are probably a beta since you already plan on shooting a school)

Take the black pill and neck yourself faggot

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Okay mister, you just earned yourself a file.

> 21-ish
> I actually had a plan to shoot up the school
Are you retarded so you had to stay in school for this long?

i want EDGE not for school shootings but for the disco inferno firefighting in a skyscraper. this simulator has potential as a videogame, just give it to someone like Bohemia to put it in a good-looking UI and add mod support and bam, you(the gubermend) can make money off of that

What kind of teacher's computer has those specs?

: )

>community college

ive already said too much

Used to daydream about this, kinda just realized eventually that not even saving everyones life would get me the respect I deserve

Because Source is a shitty archaic engine.

it could also train civvies to be more efficient at surviving or, god forbid, fully stopping school shootings.

rich schools in america probably have decent pc's

>game hits pirate bay, and government gives up trying to stop it since it sold just go back up right away
>eventually random anons get into lobbies with actual police officers and style all over them
>police start doing more games with Yea Forums because we're so good at playing school shooting simulator that is giving them good insight on how things would go
>Yea Forums vs. The United States government turns into a weekly thing

Wasnt about any sort of revenge, just a kill count, I knew that area well. So it wouldve worked.

Lol ok. Would have just went there and night and set it up. Whatever helps you dismiss this as bullshit.

There's a Hotel Module, aka FRS 1.0.

It will run on anything though.

>tripods remove all recoil and give you perfect aim

Stay on Yea Forums kiddo

>Yes let me break into the school carrying this 120 pound tripod and firearm and let it sit there until the next day
>No one could ever spot it despite being OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN

Literally one unexpected person showing up would end with you being v&'d

Probably because no one has asked for a FOIA yet, if that would work

fuel air bomb would work better

can the police steal black kids kills?

Lame-ass story; MG42's are NFA items and don't need a class 3, and no one who'd spent time researching this would call a 42 an HMG.

I meant a fertilizer bomb.

If he'd actually gone through with this dumb ass plan, he probably would've walked right into the officers waiting for him to come take up his spot.

Probably would've been funny.

not what the gun store owner said. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lol ok buddy. I know that area well, it wouldve been most likely in the score booth/announcer box which would have been easy to get to and nobody ever used

It was maybe 100yds from the set up. If that, would've been hard to miss.

I imagine this man defusing the situation in 30 secs.

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>40 players per match
>around 8 unique roles, each one with their own objective
>some have inventory, others (like the dispatcher) play from a GUI while issuing directions to other players
>fully interactive environment
>gameplay involves fire, players can set the fire alarm
>a functional elevator with 26 floors and simulated wait time
>body located damage (leg, foot, arm, hand, shoulder, lower torso, hip, head, neck, upper torso)
>you can get incapacitated instead of simply killed, and other players can save you
>shooting someone's leg makes them look injured and walk slower
>fire intoxication mechanic
>some players can help others evacuate
>NPCS to simulate students, which will interact to players that reveal weapons regardless of these being the school shooter or the law enforcement
>able to carry incapacitated people
>AK-47, 9mm and Pipe Bomb for suspect
>M16, Shotgun and 9mm for law enforcement
>vehicles ranging from ambulances to police cars to fire trucks
>the doctors have a bunch of mechanics and mingames that simulate triage and medical assistance they need to go through to save other players, including diagnosing the problem
>firefighters also have their own mechanics and minigames regarding firefighting, all meant to simulate a real life scenario
>fully functional water hose
>a "KNOX BOX" which the school shooter or the law enforcement can use to control the building's automatic systems and doors for strategic value
>law enforcement has a dispatcher to assign other players instructions
>there is a civilian role for you to fuck around and just watch the spectacle
>you can barricade doors and make defenses against the shooter

>OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN

Not out in the open. Lmao, the amount of unaware faggots in this thread amuses me.

0/10 LARPer

According to my data the shooter will bunny hop down the hall, crouch jump on top of the lockers and camp.

Virtually all high-occupancy buildings (esp. gov't funded buildings like schools) made in the last 30 years are equipped with fire sprinklers, so that's not going to work well.

Lol all it would take is one janitor doing his job and this kids getting v&

so if I play COD i will be a better soldier? Are you retarded or what?

i'm talking about it exactly, and it's not leaked either

This
its promising as fuck but we dont even know what the school shooting level is going to be like

This guy always reminded me of a school shooter even though he's a fucking cop

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>It has character customization

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Give us the game, you government scumbags.

>implying you can putt off a gasoline/napalm fire with just some water

>The store owner
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_machine_gun

MG42 is an MMG(And even some LMG models exist)

a M2 browning is a HMG and those are massive
The moving back and forth into the score box(which you would have to break into it) would make getting caught more realistic
Any security guard/janitor might find it or alarm system might go off while you are carrying a heavy weapon(Even an LMG or MMG is pretty heavy) and once you have been detected its game over
Weapon is registered to you and the ATF/FBI would get you

There is a reason why most school shooters use intermediate calibers because realistically anything bigger isn't going to be that useful

Jokes aside I imagine giving this game to a wider playerbase and collecting user data might be a good way to get information that would help prevent future school shootings. Perhaps they could sell it with some form of DRM and a EULA that basically says, "The police are going to be checking your high scores and game demos to see if they can use the information to help people."

>not what the gun store owner said. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, I'm gonna bet he could tell there was something off about you when he said that.

But then you'll have developed a meta for school shooting. What happen when the top pro EDGE player decided to apply his sick skills?

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There's more information about it.
dhs.gov/publication/virtual-training

Release a balance patch, duh.

So jealous kids these days. They get gamer teachers

>Deflecting ignorance to gun store owner
Yeah this is all fake.

what about making a school shooting simulator where you don't shoot actual humans? You can make it seem like alien-like creatures but at the end of the day is a school shooting simulator

>when you try to shoot up your school but your home ec teacher noscopes you from across the football field

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ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

and the others kids are like "OOOOOH, get the camera!!!"

They proceed to replay it on the projector. Sounds more fun than the shit I did at school for sure

Even if, make chlorine gas and put it near vents.

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Can we ask them about the game on kikebook? Their page seems kinda empty and DMs are open.
/dhsscitech

Yes and make sure to change your profile picture to Dylan Klebold.

Is that user okay?

>tfw no one will ever make their own version of this because everyone is a fucking pussy

You can thank saint Tarrant for this game never coming out to the public.

>he doesn't know about the fire triangle
Remove the heat (which water is really good at) and you won't have combustion. Just keep on adding water and the fire will eventually go out.

We already knew this game was never gonna release when it first came up, newfag.

>that one kid who mained Suspect

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You don't know shit about Class B fires, kid.

He's just removing dead skin

I was told to not put water on Class K fires. Class B was fair game.

Think about how good you'd have to be at the game to actually succeed at suspect.

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A is water to kill heat
B is pkp to kill the chemical reaction
C is CO2 to kill the oxygen
D is 'lol'

t. DC1

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Guys I work at Valve. I have good authority this game is coming to Steam as an exclusive to fuck over Epic. Here's some leaked achievements for the consumer version of the game. It will support custom servers and an advanced map editor for workshop too.

>Wrathful Selection: Kill 10 students with the hipoint rifle
>Detention in Hell: as principle, successfully kill the Suspect with your bare hands
>Abstract Artist: As Police or Suspect, spray an empty canvas with blood in the Art room
>Hollywood shootout: As Suspect, survive at least 3 waves of Police
>Operator: As police, complete a round with 100% accuracy and no civilian casualties
>I Hate Mondays: Score 10x headshots in one magazine as Suspect
>2nd Shooter: As a student, find the hidden handgun and join the Suspect
>Right to Bare Arms: As student or teacher, find the hidden gun and stop the suspect
>Rip and tear: Play the song "E1M1" at the main office over the intercom
>Handicapable: while carrying a wounded student (police) defeat the Suspect
>Tower Defender: Prevent police from entering the building for at least 2 minutes (Suspect)
>D for Dead: As teacher, kill the Suspect
>Athletes foot: Kill all NPC students hiding in the locker room

>Spawn as Principal
>Micspam Dirty Potter over the intercom

SOMEONE GET THE DOWNLOAD ALREADY I KNOW YOU CAN

>E1M1
youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs

Is that mustard gas? I thought you had to do something else besides just combining the ingredients for it to kill you.

chlorine gas I think

You forgot the achievement
>Hitler: Achieve 500,000 lifetime kills

>sitting there chillin, taking pics and posting as your skin melts off

wat

No you idiot he fucking died because he made a shit ton of mustard gas in a BATHROOM i.e confined space and refused to wash himself, leave the contaminated area, or call emergency services, instead taking pictures and posting on Yea Forums for epic internet points. He probably killed a small dog or something, too.

(You)s are a hell of a drug

fucking plebs

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>It's only given out to confirmed emergency services. If you worked at one of these places and put it online, they could quickly narrrow down that it was you, and at least fire you if not take you to court.

What if you're like, an intern or something. And you pull a copy onto a usb drive. Then you wait until your internship ends, maybe wait around another month or two, and then leak it?

Imagine how retarded the average Yea Forums user is. Now give him dangerous tools and weapons. Welcome to /k/.

You wouldn't have the authority to request it then. You'd need to specifically search out some organization using it and then hope they offer internships.

>They had to put little arrow keys on the WASD

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imagine the sound effects

>catbox
thanks for yet again publicizing another pomf clone that will die due to large uploads, cheese pizza, and other stupid shit
fuck you OP

>you will never use your clown tricks to incapicate the shooter in your wacky hijinks.

A government funded accurate school shooting Sim will be better than some gmod shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI

How deep is this game most likely? You guys think they actually added blood and the ability to kill the kids? Considering the DHS made it, that's pretty fucking insane if they did.

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I WANT THIS RIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT

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isn't that literally what happened at columbine

i think they tried it with america's army but it backfired so badly they don't really want to attempt to do it again

how would you ever get from the fire alarm to the field before everybody else and stay hidden

The alarms went off because of the pipe bombs.

How do you go about just asking for it. I'm sure they would want a reason or what use you'd have for it

How did he get away with this?

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>not posting the jap version
youtube.com/watch?v=fjbxTE4bx4k

I actually work in education. Was tempted to try and get a copy until I saw pic related.
>Boss already knows I play vidya
>Uhhhh, can we get this software for training purposes?
>Get called to Board of Trustees office
Not worth losing my job over. Would totally play though.

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no but it stands to reason that if emergency response units are using this to train, then a potential shooter will know how to counter real life responders based on what the game trains them to do

balancing isn't really worth it if it means real lives might be lost

>class based online fps where one or multiple persons are thrown together in terrorist/shooter scenarios
>match into different maps ranging from multiple players holding a hijacked plane to solo action as school shooter, arsonist attackers or just your standard hostage scenario
>customize things like equipment and the environment, nailed windows, barricades e.t.c.
>highly detailed and realistic physics with penetration, spall, shrapnell, spreading fires and more
>multiple factions available for the non hostile players SWAT, Fire Department, Rescue Workers, civil personell
>in depth simulation of injuries
>VR mode
FUCKING WHEN

>just say that it'll train how to deal with an active shooter situation

wooow so hard

He wouldn't because he's retarded and now 40-years-old and still retarded.

My sides

>the government made these fighter jets using MY money why don't I get to fly it??

Why not just use garry's mod?

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Too transparent. I literally said I play vidya in my interview like a fucking tard. No idea how I got the job.

I normally tell people to delete posts as a meme but you should actually delete this for your own sake

>not shooting her to show her that she has no power and then fuck the body

begone, filthy mobile user

>Breakfast Club: As a Student, Stop a Suspect in the Library
>The 5 Ds of Dodgeball: Stop a suspect using gym equipment
>Ladies First: Evacuate all Female Staff and Students before any Males.
>Age before Beauty: Evacuate all Staff before any Students
>Those Who Can't Do, Teach: As a Teacher, Die after successfully evacuating your entire class
>Dog Ate My Homework: As Police, stop the suspect using a K9 operative.
>Seatbelts Everyone!: As a Teacher, stop the Suspect with a Bus.

>tribal
Yea Forums is a tribe, give us the game

frs1.cesiedgetraining.com/app/#/download

I think it’s just the client though, and you probably need a verified account to actually use it.

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I was in high school Ina rich sort of school during windows 8 and they were still using 98 or xp. Trust me they don't

Lol, that's not gonna do shit. It's archived and I still have the thread up with the post. Anyway
>not becoming a cop just to play EDGE

rumor is that game is several hundreds of Gb so that people can't easily share it

pretty sure it would play just as scp

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>not having multiple several tb hdds/ssds

youtu.be/XhevcV2Os9k?t=369

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We need to create a fake school to get access to this.

I posted this from my ps4 so it's cool

They'd look at the copy was leaked to the public, and look inside the data and see the orignal copy was registered to Smalltown Fire Department (the place you used to work), send detectives to work with their IT deparment and discover logs which show the game's files were copied to a USB device shortly before your left, and thus get a warrant to seize your computers and phones and tablets and USB drives, along with your ISP records.

>government makes the world's best, most immersive FPS
>does not allow their citizens to play it

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>Hey since I play videogames, I heard about this game that the department of homeland security developed that's meant to train school faculty and police officers how to properly respond to an active shooter. I think it'd be something interesting to look into if we have the time.

You're just a retard larper though, so I don't know why I'm even replying. fucks sake

Can we just create a native american tribe and pretend this is for our tribal law enforcement?

so uh... is there a full set?

>this fucking video

this is actually a great metaphor for the benefits of Free (as in freedom) open source software and how the mass market using this product could help contribute to the goal of the project and provide better statistics. Someone just needs to convince them.

Does this piss off anyone else like it does for me?
All this talk about violent vidya and now they go and make a school shooting simulator.

>After two years, the three people who actually bought the game and got past the info barrier: Two of them didn't play and shitpost about the game and one of them just kept handing out in the art room shaking near some freshly made tiles.

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If you want to be edgelords so much why don't you play it on garry's mod? There are maps, plenty of weapons and even a fucking dedicated gamemode for that shit.

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what the fuck

youtu.be/JOm6iZZgbj8

based

Nigger, did you see the shit EDGE has Garry's Mod don't got SHIT next EDGE. Please somebody gotta leak it.

GUYS I KEEP HITTING ESCAPE BUT THE OPTION ISN'T COMING UP.

>>you will never be the shooter screaming "AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED?" at the cops
kek

fuck you nigger

>that death sound effect

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>dat mall music in the background

kek

>Never lead a gang of roving schoolboys to bully teachers into being bait for the shooter.

>1060 6gb min
the fuck, these better be like japanese dev spec values otherwise USA got scammed

>new avatars
>different environments
They're treating its development as if it was a true commercial video game. No fucking way they aren't doing this for fun. I smell a leak soon

I live in Germany and I had 32 or 33 kids in my class at some point, although it later went down to 28 after some low IQ kids dropped out.
I'd actually like to hear what country you are from

Now the SWAT team has to take on your Persona, too.

youtube.com/watch?v=XKjOJuPjiu4

>School shooter game made by the government has a suicide mechanic
You can't make this shit up

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>when you kill yourself but she still suckin

They can't fucking prove what USBs connected if somebody just deletes all devices from the driver compatibility list.

Good luck faggo coppers

>SCP: Secret Lab except its a school shooter simulator
Would be great for the first few weeks before everybody starts taking it too seriously just like with SCP.

youtube.com/watch?v=vyzgVcksY4c

I can't wait for this game to be leaked so I can main sporto chad and hide somewhere with stacy to make out with her while everybody else dies

>EDGE
We can all agree they came up with a pretty accurate name

>resonance cascade: kill the physics teacher
>pumped up kicks: find chad’s basketball shoes in the locker room
>guns n rosebeds: kill the groundskeeper with a headshot
>343 guilty spark: survive the shootout with the cops in the library

There's already a decent puzzle game with that title, though.

This isn't a puzzle game though..

You probably live in the land of the free, why did your retarded ass want to go for le ebin nazi weapon and not a cheap AR? you absolute tryharding idiot

I see a lot of posts going straight into the NSA's "high priority suspects" archive

Wait to get the coroner job upon joining a server

I miss this flavor of the month game

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>you will never sneak into a chemistry lab and create explosive chemicals that kills everyone in an entire room

kek, starbucks on CQ?

I really want an indenpendant school shooter game now, it would SCP:SL all over again and it would be great.

WHY NO ONE EVER ACTUALLY MADE A SS13 IN A GOOD ENGINE?
WHY DO WE NEED TO WAIT FOR A FUCKING GOVERNMENT MADE SHOOTING SIM TO LEAK?

>Yea Forums server
>Shooter in classroom
>Shooter tries to summon his persona
>Round ends

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This shit unironically look really good to play. fuck.

>.22lr

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this shit would be really fun even without mods.

They're japs, that's like a .50AE in terms of size to them.

Schools are strong enough to survive a tornado, they also often reinforce some halls for extra protection in tornado prone areas, that shit bunker meme is just some company selling on fear.

Like look up tornado deaths in schools, fucking nonexistent, those locker rooms are bunkers themselves.

>Meanwhile in the Yea Forumsindyan tribe
youtube.com/watch?v=hpxwviupGD0

Wait a second, that song...

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before this whole school shooter game was known about, me and my friend planned a game almost exactly like this. there was more locations too, like airport, office building, park, shit like that.

>Schools are strong enough to survive a tornado
Try telling that to the kids that died in school during the Moore Oklahoma EF5 Tornado.

Same could be said for any other fucking Joe Schmoe tactical shooter on the market.
>Insurgency
>Insurgency 2 (Sandstorm)
>ARMA 2
>ARMA 3
>Literally anything VR and a tactical shooter

youtube.com/watch?v=sr1iDaTRUGk

But the school itself survived, right?

>Moore Oklahoma EF5 Tornado.
that's an F5, you are dead if you are not underground
that meme bunket is not gonna do a thing once the building collapses on top of it.
Better to buy tornado detection equipment and a big hole if you want to survive a F5.

You misunderstand, violence is caused by using open-source projects, not playing tactical FPS games.

youtube.com/watch?v=IgYHnU3iZCM

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>Professional teacher player joins the game
>Expertly micromanages the ai students to stand between player and shooter
>Even manages to bodyblock the shooter while the teacher goes to the next classroom for more students.
>Leaves the school and floods the exit with students, using them as human barricades.
>teacher escapes while the SWAT blasts deep-fried shit at the intercom the whole time.

That look like SCP: SL copy on steam.

There's something creepy about that image.

Post more vids

I actually got approved but forgot about it and the verification was only good for a month

>1-3 kids spawn as shooter depending on how many people in the server. they usually either spawn with AR15,shotgun, sidearm pistol and few pipe bombs with lv3 armor vest that can be adjusted on the setting
>few spawn as security guards with either baton, pepper spray, stun gun (spawn with a key to a safe in their office that has 9mm pistol in it)
>less are d-bo I mean school staffs
>all students are AI control adds
>shooter to kill as many as they can
>when they kill enough numbers they "lv up" in which reveled their hidden stash of weapon/ammos giving them access to better stuffs/ammo like lv3 bullet proff vest
>within certain time limit cops will show up in wave (dead teacher/guard can spawn as cops)
>the earliest cops will only have 9mm
>new wave of cop will be better equipped as times go by
>shooter's ammos will eventually out and they will have to start looting cops to keep killing
>eventually SWAT team will show up with fully equipped
can someone make G-mod game like this?

I hate this place

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Why Gmod? Why not make a full game like this?

I dont know I feel like gmod is probably easier to do

>As of yet, there are presently zero cases of an edgelord concocting homemade mustard gas, loading it into a bunch of jars and shit in his bag, cracking them open right before a school assembly, dropping his bag somewhere way away from where he'd normally sit/stand, going to his usual place while half of the class is coughing themselves to death, and watching the magic happen is whoever isn't choked out by the gas gets trampled by the mob of bewildered students

This is why casuals never get anywhere in life

Can't wait for the persona 3 mod

youtube.com/watch?v=Bs0F4ANf0qQ

youtube.com/watch?v=eHyf8fHloow&list=RDA6cSbof7Pik&index=11

>Resonance Cascade
kek great

>Cleric: Heal or evacuate 50 students over your career
>Paladin: Stop the suspect with a melee weapon while carrying a wounded student to safety
>Track Star: Make it from the lobby of the school to the West wing exit in 20 seconds or less
>Doctor Kevorkian: Kill the Suspect as the school nurse
>Doctor Hannibal Lector: Kill the Suspect as the school counselor
>STAYING ALIVE: As a student, survive at least 3 minutes with 20% HP or less
>Can't Corner the Dorner: Survive as the Suspect for at least 2 minutes with 20% HP or less
>Virginia Tech Alum: Kill at least 20 people using only pistols

just add ranked mode

you were probably gonna get cockslapped by a chad before you could grow the balls to pull the trigger

Who would be the personas of every arcana?
The Hermit is the Unabomber
The Lovers are Dylan and Eric

I'm in Vietnam and we might have double that in some urban elementary schools.

Somehow I really imagine a bunch of Chads bullying some fat kid with a rifle in hand and preventing the shooting by giving a wedgie.

In an alternative timeline Evan would have been a trap.

>Even had the class 3 FFL
holy smokes

You really could just mod SCP:SL to play just like this.

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Post more videos dude.

not that guy but I say instead of trying to pull a fire alarm then run to your shooting point to shoot people
probably easier to just set a bomb or someshit to trigger the alarm remotely while hes already station in his camouflaged hunker hole and then shoot them when they arrived
kinda like that vegas shooter guy

youtube.com/watch?v=EyEe--1Gv7M

Does this game have any scenario where the teachers use their own guns to fight back?

i remember when Yea Forums first found this like a year ago, those threads were fun

>both a teacher and a student decide to shoot up the school
>end up just having a fucking 1v1 match instead with kids in the crossfire
>once the cops show up they have to team up to stay alive
God this game could be fucking great if they let us play it.

I mean if you think about it gameplay wise
being teacher shooter would make no different
instead of spawn at the back of the class you just spawn at the front
at the moment you start shooting people it would make no different on how other reacted to you
and I guess different character skin

everyone on Yea Forums is arealdy on a watchlist

Then you should know how to counter it by looking at his gameplay.

I wish Im on the watch list
that way at least I know someone is watching me
Im so lonely

very nice

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mosque DLC when?

Few things, firstly:
The files are tracable back to the User ID; if this thing does get leaked, it's gonna get the leaker in some impossibly big amounts of trouble, like holy fuck

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY

Servers have to be fucking scheduled; it doesn't come with server software; you've gotta call the company up and have them schedule a server time up for you

I think It'd be really easy to gain access to the source files, and then mod a few values to start and host a server locally or through LAN even.

Eh, if a bunch of loveless Russians can crack 3/4ths of the Denuvo games with only a toaster and an IV drip of vodka I'm sure we could spoof some servers.

they could make it so that no one knows who the shooter(s) is until they start shooting, and the teacher would be the guy no one would suspect until they pull somethin out
>"I've finally had it with you little shits."

>Those basic bitch assets and animations
Why not just make your own version in unity?

We're all idea guys here

Stupid incels
Have lemon and masterbate

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>Servers have to be fucking scheduled; it doesn't come with server software; you've gotta call the company up and have them schedule a server time up for you
Did the US government just get fucking scammed

>running around locking the kids in the hallways with the shooter
pulling a DOOR STUCK on other players

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LEMONADE

well.. when life you lemons...

lemonade

>THE PHANTOM INTERIOR FISH EGGS

why do Amerimutts bring guns to school?

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small pp's

>software as a service
it prints money

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I loved them when they made America's Army, one of the best multiplayer shooters of the early 2000s.

Are there people still playing whatever's available on Steam?

In case the British come back, dumbass

I have a feeling that if it gets leaked, it'll be some foreign client in like South America or Eastern europe where literally no one gives a shit about American """intellectual property""" or """copyright""". Hell, they may trace it back to some asshole in Minnesota who copied it onto a portable external drive, forgot about it, left, then pushed it out into the ether.

As far as servers, I dunno there are plenty of games running private servers, and I somehow doubt this company went to some absurd length to make this game in their own custom engine. It's probably running something like Unreal 3 or Unity.

I wonder if there was a follow up article about the guy?

had to

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The government gets scammed 24/7, that's how contracting works.

It's just a makeup kit.

Based.

>vilifies kids that likes guns
>vilifies kids that are bullied
This video just does everything wrong, the only good point it has the the social media post

I'm in OK right now and OK is still one of the worst states for education even after last year's teacher walk-out. had to transcribe interviews and conditions are shit for teachers that they leave and go to Texas or somewhere else and immediately get like 20K pay increase. It's flat out negligence and majority of politicians don't listen because oil is our master and that is shit too

>mfw I get in first and lock everyone else out

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>he doesn't know about the ricochets

You're forgetting that it's primarily a storm shelter because OK is tornado central. You really don't appreciate how fucking insane tornadoes are until you have to live around here like I do.

Honestly, these seem like a pretty good idea regardless of bulletproof walls.

this sounds like some space station 13 shit.

>tornado detection equipment

That will never arrive until modern science adopts the electric universe model. They'll still be chasing storms for decades while people get killed

around blacks

sloppy, took to long to get into the main room and a few escaped as a result, should have ran in guns blazing and fired wildly instead of taking time to aim as due to victim panic it would have been the same anyways.

That’s my battle not me

So I've been thinking, if we were to potentially crack this how would we go about setting up servers as the FBI likely won't like us using up valuable taxpayer dollars to have counter school source going. Also if someone were to crack it how would they do it anonymously? as said it would be traceable unless whoever got their hands on it removed it first but that would take a lot of computer knowledge which I believe Yea Forums doesn't have. I mean the server thing could potentially be fixed by having some sort of LAN party setup but it's all for naught if nobody leaks it.

She's only got six shots so she might as well make them count.

This. Putting yourself in an enclosure is just begging for someone to smoke you out. It's somewhat better than just piling shit in front of the classroom door and hoping for the best, but if you're going to build a bunker you'll need to go all the way with water, gas-masks and air-filtration systems. A septic tank might be in order too since people can't exactly go to the bathroom anymore.

>yfw the shooting is stopped and you have to go back outside
Also, death hurts only once, but shame burns forever.

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>guns blazing
>with a revolver
Perfect way to get the crap kicked out of you while you're fumbling with shells. There's a reason every single military in the world switched to semi-autos.

school shootings are the best thing to happen to war profiteers in a long time

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>this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Fw6OzhkFngo

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dude evan's handwriting fucking blows.

why do Euromutts bring their daughters to rape-gangs

>be me
>cop
>have to do some school shooting training
>think it's BS because live action stuff is always awkward and there aren't any school shootings where we work
>overhear something about computer training
>wut
>hear program developed by government
>WHAT
>instantly realize that this means I am being paid to play Yea Forumsidya
>go into training
>play nothing but counter strike until we have to train
>get really good
>finally the day comes
>sit down at computer
>instructor starts rant about how this is accurate and we need to take this seriously
>yeah ok
>get our accounts and set everything up
>start at police station
>just killing time until someone reports shooter
>dispatcher tells us about active shooter scenario
>start running to cop car
>get a feel for the mechanics
>for some weird reason if you start sprinting the second you jump you get a massive momentum boost
guess the CIA isn't that good at making games
>also if you go from a crouching postion to standing while also jumping you jump like 5 times your height
>realize what this means
>I am now superman
>arrive at school
>gunshots going off
>notice skylight
>while nobody is looking superboost up to skylight
>crash into classroom
>tons of dead kids
>wow ok
>hear gunshots on the other side of the school
>see other cops start going in the door
>can't be seen by them or they will know I've gamed the system and will get in trouble
>they go the other way
>dash out door
>start bhoping down hallway
>superjump up flight of stairs
>bhop down hallway
>see shooter
>oh shit
>get gun out
>get behind shooter
>DROP THE WEAPON
>he turns around
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>starts shooting at me
>bhop to the side and take cover
>hear shooter say what the fuck under his breath
>shout from under cover
>DROP THE WEAPON YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
>shooter yells NO back
>charge out
>pull gun out
>fire at shooter
>he starts running
>gets to cover and returns fire
>YOU WON'T ARREST ME TODAY
1/2

2/2
>meanwhile I have already bhopped behind him
>YOU ARE ALREADY UNDER ARREST
>cuff him
>SHOOTER APPREHENDED
>squad hasen't even cleared the first classroom
>ANONS FUCKIN CHEATING
And that's why I now work at Mcdonalds

My friend got a lot of bad looks for pointing out that, if he were attacking the school, he’d go straight to the evacuation area where the buses out are instead of attacking the lobby/halls like they want them to do
Only semi related to what you said, but I wanted to share that

>Shooter starts bunnyhopping down the hall

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>youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0 starts playing

Why not have a SS13 school shooting gamemode/server?

what is this pose trying to convey?

>minding your own business in your classroom
>waiting for the school officer to take down the shooter
>hear a distant gunshot in the next room
>"oh fuck, thank god I was getting wor-"
>suddenly music starts blaring through the tinny speakers
>BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

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every round in SS13 is a school shooting simulator.

pic related

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I literally fucked that girl 5 years ago I think.

>join as shooter
>run straight to office speakers
>play youtube.com/watch?v=RbI_bU00koU

>that graphic suicide
lmao wtf

Yea Forums for the love of God stop making me want to play this with you

Why'd he do it?

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Your mother

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Microtransactions when?

I hope this gets leaked out, just for the mods and the shitshow.

Because some of us were alright.

I WANT THIS GAME SO BAD
FUUUUUCK

why don't school shooters just wallhack?

it takes one google search to find catbox

start off cool then become cringy
give me 1 mins of my life back

user, unempathetic people feel no shame from hurting others

>be american
>get shot

Just forge some bullshit certifications from the Serbian government or something and request a copy in broken English.

>Hot Potato: Kill a tard with a molotov cocktail

KEK

Leak when.

That cheerful music in the background really makes this video.

Cho used a .22. Also that's the only type of semiauto rifle you can legally buy in Japan.

They're sitting on a gold mine.

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youtu.be/JKoLm1a_gOM
youtu.be/vcW6oyH6gqU
youtu.be/uCywLTUpQH4

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youtube.com/watch?v=CrWI99niJW0

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>it has a character creator
I NEED THIS NOW
gonna make a school shooter and have him both have nazi symbols communist sybols and 420 symbols

Just about how much customization does this have?

>trench coat, backward cap, random metal band t-shirt

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>that whiteboard in the 8th video
imagine Yea Forums server shenanigans with it

>fingerless gloves
>lil speaker to play your edgy song of choice

bruh

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i swear this game would be like SCP secret lab but more fun

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>driving/racing gloves

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suppose I was an edgelord who could into vr games.

What should I make

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youtu.be/ci_djOZ2RPY?list=PLIEv5KcGcawxZ6RLuOWAqMhqW8PY__IV2

>a command doesn't guarantee the kids will follow the directions given

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...does this count as Aikatsu?

youtu.be/LzlgiFsEZek

Gameplay of the hotel version.

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Gotta make the habbo nigra

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Which class do you main?

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>multiple large meticulously made maps
>multiple roles with lots of equipment and room for customization
>information based objective system where you have to rely on radios from people on your team and radio operators
>proximity chat included
>shared MS paint drawing feature
>destruction beyond just murder including arson or explosives
>up to and possibly more than a 40 player multiplayer game
This game could be like a second g-mod golden age of RP and multiplayer shenanigans

he's improving

imagine throwing grenades in there
or some good old WP even

youtu.be/f9-93AsZiRc?t=433

>>expecting unimportant government software to be any good
oh my sweet summer child

this all sounds like ss13 except ss stands for school shooting

>suspect

Stop watching so much csi nigger

>URRGHGHGLHHH!

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they finally figured its easier to train their agents with actual mediums they can use to practice
more "random guy travels 400 miles across the country to shoot up school before committing suicide" incoming

I JUST WANT TO PLAY SCHOOL SHOOTER WITH Yea Forums WHY HASN'T THIS SHIT LEAKED

It'll get leaked some how

>select a shooter with the lowest HP and highest agility
>take as many SMG mags as you can carry
>youtube.com/watch?v=wIIi38dHjos

>all the teacher players command the students to rush the shooter like lemmings

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Probably cause there already is a full game

>class based
lol

>What happen when the top pro EDGE player decided to apply his sick skills?
form an e-sports team and make them compete with other school shooters for a huge prize, BR style

>release to the public
>sprinkle in cops to study and formulate counter strategies
>use AI to collect data and patterns
>cops now bunnyhop into every active school shooter situation while verbally savaging the shooter

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Hi, user here.

I did a bit of information digging on this game a year ago back. I was denied the free certification and I attempted to get it via email. I asked for a quote on the licensing but I don't think I got an estimate. Let me see if I can pull up the old emails...

>"HURR DURR IT'S LE EPIN BETA UPRISING FUCKING EDGY INCEL FAGGOT!!!!!!" while zooming forward bunny hopping and shooting a sniper over and over trying to no scope

>a couple teens get in
>fuck furiously while their classmates scream for help outside

>Yes

>D
Just push it off the boat nigga hahahaha how is class D even real just push it somewhere else

>noscope
>not knife throw
s m h

nigga that's nothing. I had 40 classmates in high school.