Come online

>come onl-
>"hey"

but your bio...

>Come online
>One friend out of 150 actually talks and we hang out and have a good time
It's a bit annoying. It'd be nice to have 2-3 regular internet pals for hanging out with at night/in the evenings but for the fucking life of me I can't find any.

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>Come online
>user is online
>Go offlime
Fuckung autist

>ask a friend to play
>says ok
>plays something else and ignores me

Why are steam fucks so fucking rude

And that's why you use the nickname feature so you don't have to guess which faggot is which.
Better option though is to just unfriend, someone who changes their name that often isn't a good enough friend to keep around.

Why do you have 150 friends in the first place. If i don't play with someone in a long time i just delete their asses.

I won't bother to talk with someone who has 150 "friends", try to clean your mess for a good start, faggot

>come online
>some guy I played with during one of my alcoholic binges starts talking to me
>dont remember him at all

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>come online
>dont autistically stare at my friends list
>play games
it's not that hard

People actually have friends on steam?

>people actually have friends?

Bullshit. That's impossible.

i'm your friend

>not defaulting offline
You only have yourself to blame.

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It's 'cause they're mostly acquaintances from forums and shit. I know where 99% of them came from and once in a blue moon one'll pop up. Sure they aren't "Friends", but Steam's got subcategories so you can label them "Dude you occasionally talk about Baldur's Gate with".

This. Always go invisible at all times so people can't contact you and you can watch your based streamers in peace and won't miss them saying your name when you donate and sub because some jackass is messaging you.

Rule of a thumb: no one likes friends collectors. This is why you struggle to find anyone because they see you already have LOTS OF "friends".

but i want social interaction.

I don't have that problem because I always make sure to make great friends and be an even better friend in return. I live in a shithole city in meth country and you'd think it would be hard to do but it's not. My friends always want to play games with me and if anything wish I would hit them up more.

What are you doing wrong to have ever experienced this?

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sorry to break this to you user, but you are not the center of the world

they think internet strangers are their real friends

i added to many people that i used to go to highschool with

>go online
>nothing happens
>ff 7 seven years
>still nothing happens

guaranteed that 99% of the social interactions from people here are

>hey look at this meme
>hah hah
>look at this picture of a hot girl
>nice
>:3

repeat.
Kill yourselves that shit is boring and tiresome.

maybe that is owed to the fact that are you obsessively checking?

>phoneposter
nvm

???
just dont reply lmao they eventually take the hint

anyone want to hit up some milsim shooters? Squad, RS2 etc

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your friends can't go offline when you don't have any friends

>be op
>be insecure
>hate yourself

I think I'm gonna go offline myself now....

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stay strong fren, I believe in you

I talk to like 2 people on steam, 2 people on discord, and play with a couple of others on TF2 and that's it.
I kinda wish I had more friends but wishing is definitely not the same as earning. I hate being picky and reserved.

>come online
>still 0 friends
>go offline

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>refence Yea Forums in bio
>Anime picture
>1000 games
>8000 hours on gmod
>lolicon in name

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Well, with a name like "I'm OP-I suck DickSemenThrough A Staw", I wouldn't want you to even talk to me you fucking fag.

This makes me wonder, is there a different kind of semen than DickSemen?

>Be friends with alcoholic, coolest guy around
>Disappears for a year
>Returns with a wife and kid, and sober
>Seems like he barely remembers me to the point he might just have been faking it

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Maybe for you. But I have an overabundance of dicksemen and I would benefit from someone who could dispose of it.

>check Yea Forums
>still no (You)'s
>go offline

no (You)

>come online
>"friends" suddenly message me
>it's another shitty tech support question
I don't work for steam, you fags.

I'm that friend that never comes online because you're an annoying faggot.

you know, once you realize you don't really need friends all that much things become somewhat easier

>log in into steam
>wants to try RE6 by myself
>a boring beta fag co-worker begs me to play with him everyday
>enter the game but forgot to hit "show offline"
>remember to hit "show offline" after 2min in game
>the other day at work
>"I SAW YOU FUCKING PLAYING RE6 BEFORE GOING OFFLINE"
>*silence*
>"I accidentally clicked at it
>never called me to play with him again, good

I don't purchase games

Same.
I hate when people talk to me when I want to just play games.

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>only have one friend
>really like playing with them
>too stupid to make good conversation
>always worry one day they won't be my friend anymore and i'll go back to being a loner

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>pc is always on: 24/7/12
>thats no need to open Steam since it's already running in the background
>get home from work and play till you're bored of it and then proceeds to my fap session
>feels good
>go to sleep

You don't need any social interation, if you do you're just a damaged normie so GTFO

>pc is always on: 24/7/12
that's bad for your pccyou retard

>that one guy who randomly started messaging me when absolutely piss drunk and blazed
>No idea why he's on my list
>Rambled about music
>Sent me a bunch of weird metal that I ended up liking
everythingturnedoutbetterthanexpected.jpg

absolutely btfo

>using steam a social media machine
Why would you ever do this? Just go appear offline all the time and use an actual messenger service to socialize.

You sound like me 3 years ago. Just relax, if they're still hanging out with you then it's all good.

>turn on steam
>friends are playing a shitty BR game again
>switch to away
I don't wanna play the same shit over and over fuck off

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>open steam
>play videogame

i don't use it as a social media machine but at the same time i don't want to go offline because i won't get achievements

>open steam
>bunch of people on my 150+ friends lists playing an assortment of different games
>close steam
>go outside and have fun playing ball with my friends

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>99% achievement completion

what bullshit is this, seems fake
.

>log on
>faggot friends are in the voice channel playing league of homos
>log out so I don't have to listen to them getting angry at eachother

>see friends playing csgo
>4/5 people waiting in lobby
>launch csgo so they know I exist
>they start queue with 4 people when they could've invited me

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>bunch of friends on steam
>one guy ive played a lot of tf2 and l4d whom i haven't talked to in ages
>bunch of guys from Yea Forums from a group i haven't visited in years
>miss the time when i was still more active there but don't want to just come out of the blue and have nothing to talk about anyway because i drifted far away from both contacts

its a weird feeling

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>This is what chinamen actually believe

all of my close internet pals ive met on v game nights.

>paying that much attention to your steam friends

Gee, I wonder why they do that shit

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He is using SAM, you can tell by the dates he gained the achievements, very consistent times, he likely doesn't even play the games, just leaves them open and activates SAM at regular intervals to gain the achievements
Pure autism and I am surprised he hasn't gotten banned yet

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fuck i remember i used it once for tf2 to get the hats and then i was so disappointed in myself i reset everything

>used to have 120 friends from when i wasn't autistic
>deleted all but 7 of them and only talk to one of them

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Sam is not bannable. Valve literally doesnt care. Theres hundreds of "games" on steam that will just give you 5000 achievements for running them. Steam achievements are a joke

Honestly don't want people to see me, possibly notified, going in and out of Slay The Spire.

The only person on the planet that cares about your steam achievements is yourself. Nobody else will ever care to look or give a shit.

This.
There is no point to them other then people often get a sense of satisfaction out of it. They aren't worth anything and make no difference.

>open friends list
>see lists of people I used to like but no longer talk to
>gets depressed

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i care

This.

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SAM is bannable because it violates the terms of service, but you are right, Steam just don't give a fuck which is why nobody really gets banned for it

>180 friends on steam
>only ever talk to 3 of them now

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>log into steam
>everyone goes online in matter of seconds

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>add me but don't add me bro
Suck start a .44 my man

Out of the 40 people I've met through video games, there's really only one I talk to frequently. Online friendships aren't like real friendships.

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>58 friends
>Talk to no one
lol

Uhh, that was my social archetype. Anyways, you need to check out Skyharbor - Sunshine Dust album. It's more melodic, but the music is good as fuck. For some heavier shit, Periphery IV just released, and it's decent.

Certain devs ban for it, like BHVR if you choose to cheat achievements in Dead by Daylight. You can also use SAM to change your ingame rank (cause it's tied to achievements) but their anticheat is really shit and doesn't catch it. Only manual reports will get people banned.

this so much this...

who the fuck plays RE6 alone, are you retarded?

You've been pretty lucky then since I've had amazingly god-awful luck when it comes to getting internet pals from Yea Forums. Elsewhere I typically end up with people who go into the acquaintances pile where we aren't chummy enough to hang out a lot but we talk/game every once in a while but I usually don't even get to that point with anons. The two most common outcomes are meme-loving fuck and tranny/trap that wants to exchange pictures of his dick for videogames.

>go online
>several people message me immediately telling me to play with them
>feel overwhelmed
>agree to play with one person and tell everybody else I'm going to do that
>they all give me passive aggressive responses
>never appear online again
I hate this

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>finally make friends to play games with
>having fun for once
>sudden health problems
so this is how it ends

>be quiet one in friend group
>play games with friends
>all they do is roast you

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Just look at whatever he always play and try to join him next time you see him launch the game.
>Inb4 it's a ranked competitive game
Well at least you tried

>Be the quiet one in the group, all the people demand to hear me speak, almost never talk
>Others in the group always praising me because I slightly above avg. at nearly all games.
>Only time I ever spoke was to once make a call out that someone missed, now clingy gay guy in the group keeps trying to get me to talk by missing calls on purpose because he thought my voice was hot.

I should have just let the reatard die

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>8,900 hours on gmod
>how
Can someone tell me how to enjoy this game without friends?

not possible now, you used to be able to just go into random sandbox servers with random people and have fun 10 years ago but the game is just full of autistic nofun admins with their own cliques or rp animals

There were some really good gamemodes and communities built around them (spacebuild, Gmod Tower, zombie survival, retro teamplay, garryware, etc). The good servers were pretty much games in their own right that you could spend hundreds of hours on. I dunno how it is now though, I stopped playing a few years ago right when TTT was spreading like a virus and half the servers were running it.

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>now clingy gay guy in the group keeps trying to get me to talk by missing calls on purpose because he thought my voice was hot
Shit this has happened to me too

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>thought my voice was hot
is it though?

>"friends"
Make some real friends instead of being a clingy fucking loser who can only make "friends" on the internet