/scp/ - Secret Laboratory Yea Forums server

Monday funday is opened!

We are playing on: twocows.mooo.com:7777
Download the game on steam its only about 4 gigs or so: store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/

Don't know how to play this shit game? Use this guide: docs.google.com/document/d/1h58PzacFg-bGJWEW7sa2Mf4qtKAhejNHXWIJQdv1zLU/edit?usp=sharing

>teamkilling
>micspam
>niggers
>autists
>trannies
>basedboys
>zero rules and moderation
we have got it all faggots, join now and learn the cycle of suffering! LIVE DIE REPEAT

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>making a general on Yea Forums
my future condolences to this thread

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>SJW Foundation

Yikes!

Alright we playan

2/60

SCARY

i thought euros where supposed to be cool and keep the server alive.

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Fuck off with your dead game shill

Even your fucking general is dead

We are. We are doing the hard and scary part of playing low pop games. It's nerve wrecking as human

4/60 also why the fuck in monday

4 players in

this

Easter holiday

5/60

6/60 lets get this rolling

any onions enthusiasts here?

8/60

>Haven't been peanut for over a week now
what the fuck gives?

11/60

We very live. Peanut's being bitch

12/60
Ask twocows when its your turn to be peanut

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Fucking intense chase by guards, Doctor and nerds as dboi

>advertising s o y and trannies as if they are a good thing and not what /vg/ is infested with
Bravo

That's the joke

Is "he" and his bumbuddy playing right now? I'll come on if yes

That's the joke

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Join in

Is there a way to play as a clown?

11/60

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12/60

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13/60

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IM OBSESSED

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bumped

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I miss the shadows

13/60

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>be dboi
>get red card
>escape with two other dbois
>become chaos
>go pick up the red card
>mtf spawns
>kill both spawning soldiers
>head down on wlevator
>get shot by teammate thinking I was the mtf that just spawned

Chaos and MTF footseps sound different you know

What is up with those Spurdo edits for SCP?

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12/60

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Nut jailed in intercom

>the server is already burning out
goddamnit hoped you would hold out for longer.

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maybe if we didnt have people draw out the fucking rounds.

>t. post 2014 redditnigger that doesnt know old-SCP

We are euros. Americans need to pick up

well its monday so dont expect 20+ players, but 12-13 is pretty good

i really hate this. burgers are getting in only at the time im asleep, its fucking bullshit.
thats partly the reason i dont play secret lab for now.

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It's holiday

>8/60
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*wheeze*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Nep was right all along...

user multiplayer management really takes just 2-3 players who are ready to announce the colonization and sit through the slog of first rounds. user are lazy and seek easy entertainment. Initating the game is a big treshold but joining semi-alive game is already easier. If you wanna play no matter what time it is, seek another user wanting to play and announce it. That's the hardest step. Once you get it started, it will get rolling.

Mallrats 2 when???
Anyone got a link to the streamable pastebin?

The main reason this happens is just out of laziness, we have over 70 people in the group and 28 people online right now, its just that theyre playing different games/ not doing anything, im hoping that when/if hubert actually does something and brings out an update more people will come on

Well, everyone just left when i went for cig. Dropped from 11/50 to 0 in a span of one cig.

Am I the reason people join and leave?

Yes, I don't know who you are, but yes.

i wish they would make the scp's not so shitty. only one that is fun to play is peanut. dogs should move faster than anyone else imo.

maybe sprint meters on dogs instead of the stupid and worthless "get shot and you go faster", because of lag and bodyblocking that barely works for people

Gachashit thread died to a general

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you think you can bring it back ill get on again.

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>scp general on Yea Forums
>ror general on Yea Forums
fuck off with shilling your shitty indies, go to /vg/

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please stop ruining the thread 420blazesoy

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Incels

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fuck off nep

Based

I don't really get the hate. I think threads like these are fundamentally different from the cesspits of /vg/ because they are mainly about organizing groups to play the game.
/vg/ is all dramafags and funposting, with little to no ingame interaction between general posters.

Look at what NEP's posting, this is the type of porn he collects, this is how shit his taste is/
Do you think someone of such amazingly shit taste is of sound mind?

Nep, you uploaded content of mine onto youtube. Please remove it. I never liked you.

What kind of mental illness drives a man like this.

The power of autism, people. Any sane person would have walked away from a free game's user playerbase and moved on to other games. But not this one. Not year ago, not today.

NICE JOB JANNIES

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>Janny deletes spam but keeps the thread going.
Thanks janny, I always knew you'd come around.

Janny consider killing yourself for not nuking this thread alongside me you dumb nigger

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trash game

So how about that SCP secret lab? I hope we get a update soon.

Pathetic

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>NEP is absolutely seething

Literally who

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NEP-NEP, former regular, then moved on to other player group, continued to shitpost SCP SL threads and spammed user server's ip throughout other sites, got caught and by that his Reddit and youtube account were revealed and they made clear he's a sad obsessed 30 something, started to create multiple Steam accounts to grief servers with aimbot and wallhacks, was kicked from the group, now dedicated to bomb both SCP SL and Risk of Rain threads. One of these days he will snap and kill himself trying to go for mass shooting.

And let's not forget his "I'm not an individual, I'm a collective of people posting exact same things in exact same way". He ruined his anonymity so now only thing left for him is to continue fighting a lost battle.

Eternal reminder

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>Angry nerd goes on shooting spree over dbois.
A fitting end

The strange thing is that he seems to actively deny any connection to the name NEP, but doesn't flinch at the use of his actual name and face. What a strange being.