I'm starting to get really fucking pissed off that Pearl keeps winning every splatfest. It's disgusting to me that people would pick some gross gremlin over the far superior and healthy Marina. Way to drop the fucking ball again marina-bros.
I'm starting to get really fucking pissed off that Pearl keeps winning every splatfest...
Cooper Howard
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David Bailey
Pearl is very healthy
Jacob Foster
seething
Henry Baker
Goes to show you how big of a role ingroup preference plays in peoples attractions.
Christian White
What was the splatfest about?
Robert Hernandez
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Bunnies vs turtles
Anthony Miller
Because Nintendo constantly gives her the superior option.
It's fucking easter of course people are gonna choose hare. Half the little shits that play the game probably don't even know the story.
Josiah Bell
I'm...I'm sorry I had to do this Pearl...
Josiah Howard
Not so fast Octonigger.
William Wright
Except marina won the popularity contest by over 6% points. The real reason hare won is because it did better in the games. There is an inverse correlation between popularity and winningness. Sure marina was more popular but her team attracted more noobies too
Cameron Williams
Marina has won a lot of splatfests ever since they changed the way they're scored. Stop being a nigger.
John Fisher
Adrian Turner
Wonder what the narrative would be that people pushed if Marina was white.
Jose Reyes
You are stupid, I have chosen Marina in every splatfest I have played and Marina has always won, except for this one, I chose Hare cause turtles are gay.
Juan Nelson
So Pearl IS the patrician choice sfter all?
Christopher Green
Face it loser.
You don't have what real men want.
Jacob Reed
Pearl is the cutest and sexiest nintendo character.
Anthony Hall
She wins because people pick Marina, aka more chances for shitters to lose every match. Same deal with Callie and Marie.
Ryan Fisher
The same, because it happened to Marie too.
Josiah Anderson
I want marina to use her hair tentacles to bind me and then sit on my face until i die of suffocation
Austin Rivera
The hare would have won if he didnt go to sleep so the bullshit “slow and steady wins” isnt even true in the lore and connected fairy tale universe.The moral in this story is “don't be cocky” if hare wasnt a badass and decided to sleep in his cockiness his speed would let him win
>Falling for the boobs meme
Flat means she isnt a slut,flat is cute,flat is better for hugs,flat means shes healthy and doesnt carry around gross meat sac man tiddies.
Jose Perry
The game might as well delete Squids at this point, nothing can compete
David Hughes
Yeah, you don't.
Aiden Perry
I guarantee you the moment you ask her that she'll think you're a freak and call the cops.
Jace Nguyen
Gremlin memes went out of style right after the game released. Pearl a sex.
Nolan Perry
Flat is justice.
Gavin Rivera
Christopher Adams
It doesn't matter if she looks like my nutsack, she's right on her choices.
No amount of jungle fever can control me.
Jason Thompson
>tfw picked marina last 2 splatfests, then pearl for this one
sorry choctopus, it's gremlin time
Christopher Wilson
vorefags OUT
Jordan Taylor
Jayden Brooks
>Waifufags getting mad their choco octo isn't winning much
>TFW liking both
At least you're not a Waifufag for Callie or Marie I hope.
Gavin Hill
based
Alexander Rodriguez
Brody Powell
This. I love them all but Pearl the most.
David Moore
Are you ready to say goodbye to Marina and Pearl when they get replaced by some other idol duo whenever Splatoon 3 happen?
Asher Williams
No.
Gabriel Campbell
Woomies forever
Hudson White
Perhaps you should have won more then you fucking shitter.
William Perry
I want to fuck Pearl and finish on Marina's face.
Justin Parker
Dylan Taylor
As long as they’re good I won’t mind them. unless one of them end up being male or something. Though a Girls vs Boys splatfest could be neat.
Chase Parker
Where's the uncensored version?
Colton Sanchez
>a main boy in an idol franchise
Fucking do it Nintendo, I want to listen to his song.
Christopher Torres
Gremlin Pearl is the BEST
Alexander King
This is literally the first win for pearl after four splatfests of losing faggot
Grayson King
I've already seen that. Nothing special.
Dominic Hughes
Based
They fixed marina and ruined pearl...
Pearlisbouta killabitch
Juan Harris
Nathaniel Young
>diives
Joshua Jackson
Yeah, im sure you have, but Marina was made better. :)
They shoulda just went with this option to begin with. Both shorties.
Not on a blueboard m8, what will Gookmoot think???
Tyler Rivera
Didn't get to play the splatfest, what was the stage gimmick and did bunnies win?
Wyatt Murphy
I miss when it was only woomies and yebbies.
Grayson Bennett
We did it bunny bros!
Zachary Reed
It was a moving stage that both teams had to fight over the center for that would move north as you hit a drum to move up the rest of the stage you could ink while the also making the first part covered so it couldnt be inked anymore.
Samuel Flores
Post the Pearl one too.
Asher Wilson
what if they added cuttlefish
Adam Perry
Angel Johnson
>Pearl and Marina are not only superior to Callie and Marie, but have a much longer period of exposure due to not being on a failing system.
>They will be snubbed because they weren't the first.
It hurts.
Jayden Brooks
Octolings are here to stay
better get used to it
Andrew Torres
Nathan Green
I'd play octolings if they had more hairstyles, otherwise i'm sticking with woomy.
Adrian Thomas
and this.
Nathan Moore
GREMLIN PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
Jack Morales
Why is she so damn cute, bros?
Matthew Jones
next game perhaps? I have a feeling they're having a hard time coming up with a hairstyle due to the 4 tentacles rule or something.
Cooper Jackson
Inklings are more memorable IMO
Ryder Gray
Do I get to tend to the wabbits now, Marina?
Jaxson Collins
They had opportunities to add these, but I don't know.
Justin Flores
Do you like to pronounce it MA-ri-na or ma-RI-na?
Xavier Foster
cunny
Dylan Bailey
Blake Evans
>Day of splatfest
>Get into the game
>Realized I haven't picked team Tortoise yet
>"Wait, this is a sign."
>*Flips coin, sprout is hare, rice is turtle*
>Lands on sprout side.
>Pick hare immediately while my sister is complaining that the coinflip was just suppose to show me the one I actually wanted.
Landon Cox
>Flips coin, sprout is hare, rice is turtle
Is this a figure of speach, or do coins somewhere have a sprout on one side and rice on the other?
Nolan Hill
5 yen
Anthony Perez
Sauce?
Evan Adams
Neat.
Robert Hernandez
Man, splatoon is such a nigger and spic bait
Josiah Diaz
No, I love this Hip Hop duo.
Landon Anderson
Search for the artist Mikeinel
Leo Jenkins
oof
William Jackson
Veemos are cuter though
Noah Wright
Angel Hughes
Marina doesn't have legal cunny.
Easton Morgan
Nah she's old busted and black lipped, which is the worst kind.
Nathaniel Lewis
No one has cunny, bro
Tyler Edwards
Sorry but this Gremlin Inkling does things to me no Octoling could ever do.
Chase Williams
Is Marie actually racist?
Xavier Turner
She thinks Octoboys are cute according to hero mode.
Aaron Torres
I see a swastika in this image
Austin Evans
>eated
Fucking third worlders.
Eli Morris
I just love tiny, smug ass characters
Daniel Barnes
>Splatoon 2 comes out
>everyone fucking hates her goblin ass
>One Octo Expansion later
>People are 50/50 split on them because Pearl survives by pure personality
Has any other waifu have gotten a 180 this big?
Christian Gonzalez
But there’s no such things as octoboys in hero mode unless Octavio counts.
Camden Jenkins
It's just retardese
Carter Morgan
I loved her since day one. Where's my gremlin trophy?
Jordan Richardson
Anyone that actually played the game likes Pearl. Then you like her more in OE.
Ayden Peterson
Pretty sure Marina has been winning most splatfests recently.
Leo Sanchez
Pearl in a gator suit
Brayden Jones
Cute
Josiah Wood
>Caring about Shitoon after 2017.
Autism.
Gabriel Jenkins
>Pearl keeps winning every splatfes
What?
Leo Anderson
You sure about that?
Lucas Murphy
sex with marie
Luke Green
Yes
Jackson Cruz
>MyMelody won over Hello Kitty
Fuck yeah
Logan Howard
>Walk through dimly lit alley to get home faster from squid school.
>Get blocked by this.
What do?
Henry Jackson
Adam Smith
Ask myself how I'm going to Squid school as a human
Elijah Perez
>we could've had a worldwide sanrio splatfest
>we got TMNT instead
why? the official art for the latter was atrocious.
Logan Sanchez
Hunter Hernandez
Fucking octothots, coming to Inkopolis just to form rape gangs preying on squid boys.
David Reed
more squids with huge saggers?
Blake Parker
I guess same line of reasoning for Nintendo slapping Yoshi on Lip's game and giving it a Tetris name on top of that, or maybe licensing.
I'm just happy Animal Crossing NL kept the Sanrio villagers worldwide even if the cards were only available for purchase in Japan and Europe, and I really hope they bring those back for the Switch game.
Jose Powell
Next Splatfest: Pearl vs Marina.
Of course, Pearl is the Marina option, and vice versa.
Michael Davis
Grayson Lopez
follow the law of nature, if you catch my drift.
Dominic Wood
Samuel James
Ever seen My Gym Partner's a Monkey? Your last name probably sounds like squid or kid
Aaron Sullivan
Dylan Bennett
Sometimes I manage to forget that I don't get to play splatoon anymore (not for financial reasons, I refuse to pay for online on any console, or for PC games' onine)
Then I see one of these threads.
Now my day's a bit sadder.
John Russell
Yummy.
Jose Butler
If you have twitch prime or amazon prime you get a whole free year.
Easton Lewis
Jason Harris
Post more Inkling combos
Thomas Miller
I can't wait to see smug ass Marina get BTFO in the end since Pearl has more splatfest wins. I can already picture Marina as the mind controlled villain like Callie was.
Nathaniel Young
Smelly hikkisquid
Charles Watson
Matthew Scott
The veemo
Anthony Baker
Evan Powell
too cute!
Thomas Morris
Wyatt Lopez
>Mike Inel
Carson Long
2w
Justin Roberts