Play as well as possible

newgrounds.com/portal/view/730102

>wasting all that time making an unfunny 10 minute cartoon
why

She's cute.

Play more games. Larger sample size negates variance. If you've played 100+ games and you're still at a

it was all just a 10 minute build up to the punchline that Hitler likes to draw foot fetish porn

We don't even know if it was supposed to be funny. Literally nobody knows what the fuck that cartoon was about. He might actually be losing his mind

>not knowing how to enjoy the insanity that is Joe
Fuck off normies.

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I'm glad this got porn and I want more of it.

>le gambler's fallacy
I don't think so, Tim.

>>not knowing how to enjoy the insanity that is Joe
>Normies
None of his cartoons had this kind of pacing before. They were all just random humor. This one was just kind of painful

Oh yeah that one video constantly reccomended to me

Play with better team mates or stop playing team games.

Hitler mating pressing her when?

wow thats some cringe

>be top 1% in skill
>always get dragged down by shitter teammates
>unable to climb out of the bottom 30% skill bracket

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there's tons more flash animations with hotter characters and 0 porn yet this shit gets something already

such as?

I wish I knew.

League / Dota are so bad because of this.

t. neglected flash animator

you joke but this is how glicko works

The joke is that foot fetishists are literally Hitler.

newgrounds.com/portal/view/243164
youtube.com/watch?v=fxdvZR1ncmA
youtube.com/watch?v=j9p1Yj28uts

>loli
>jewish
>nipples
Enjoy your vacation

>play as well as possible
>teammates are so bad that you still lose

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>Just as titless
>Not as cute
Okay, faggot

>normies
Fuck off newfag

>try my damned hardest to carry shit team
>remember that you have to rely on your team to cover your ass so you can carry
>lose
IT KEEPS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Oh that makes this very relatable.I have a dude uploading nazi themed foot fetish stuff to my website that is really bothering me.

guaranteed that you are actually a shitter too

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This is a big part of why the only multiplayer game I still play is the killer side in Dead By Daylight. I just can't deal with this anymore. It's even worse when one of the wastes of space who caused the loss are screaming at everyone over mic and all I can think is "look at the stats buddy, you were the issue".

the characters has no charisma and oddly enough, lacks character.

When are you going to get it through your thick skull that team games with matchmaking are worthless? Get a premade or play something else

Stop playing team-based games

That kind of makes sense, since the girl arleady knew he was a furry-footfag
If that was actually the joke, then kudos

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>Lilium
oh boy, that takes me back.

Oh sorry, what do you kiddos call them now?
NPCs?

lurk more

Keep sifting through the trash and friend those who know their shit, it takes some effort but the results are well worth it.

Imagine being so new you dont use "normalfag"

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>run in like a fucking retard by yourself and die
>"dumb fucking team why are you such pussies"
>"fucking moron cunts"
>leave game and leave team down a man
niceu niceu

Stop playing with randos you friendless autist.

>using zoomer terminology
ew fuck no.

Thanks Yea Forums, love ya.

Rude

>normalfag
>new
i do love seeing pretentious larpers in this board.

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>wow why do I lose every single game
>my team must fucking suck every game
the only constant in a team game with randos is you

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>None of his cartoons had this kind of pacing before
Yes, he always tried new things as an animator, especially in Great the Show.

normies is a term that only normalfags use

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play single player games like a proper grownup person.

Boy you ain't right

holy shit that sucked to watch

make an actually good game where a single skilled player can carry the rest of the team and balance everything around this fact

yeah but i was also in a game where i won so that must mean those other games were someone else's fault!

and funny

>Carry shitty team mates
>They add you to friends

Literally autoscramble don't know why it was taken out of TF2

Fuck off bobby

This, I'm not too modest to admit I can work miracles with a vaguely competent team at my back, but when you can't rely on them to do ANYTHING right it simply becomes impossible.

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fuck off randy

>visible nipples in the OP
>thread still up
mods must be whacking it

>the only constant in a team game with randos is you
That's a shitty argument, stop parroting it.

Fuck off, Randy

>implying retards will ever take responsibility

SBMM over CBMM

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Oh, this one's retarded.

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Eugenics

>up for 30 minutes
Must be shopping for more hot pockets.

this

take your fat gut and make like a tree Randy. I've got raykeens to feed.

What an embarrassing post.

Autoscramble was the best because it happened at the end of rounds. You weren't totally robbed of accomplishment by autobalance, but teams would still get fixed eventually.

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those kids are adorable
I wanna see them passionately fucking while holding hands

>Phoneposting

1. Stop caring about winning or losing unless it's in ranked or competitive.

2. Play with friends who are good. If you don't have any, add everyone you see in games who are good, and after some time you'll have enough who will be down to be a full team in ranked.

3. Stop playing any and all team based games where you have no control over your teammates. At that point you aren't having fun. Pickup a comfy single player game.

or "matchmaking" is putting you in groups of shitters to "balance" the game.
Enemy team is average,
you are better than average but your team is below average.
(add in the shitters who party together so matchmaking can't split them apart on opposite teams)
(add in folk who are great at game and reset account back to level 1 or whatever in the mix)

Shitty modern matchmaking with the focus of 50/50 win/loss cycle is the problem.

>There are people who don't use 4chanX in the year of our lord 2019
Gross

>all these retards replying seriously to OP's question

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>there are actually people installing extensions for this shitty website
embarrassing

P O S T
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Did you have a stroke reading that?

More

why are you here if you dont like it? there's plenty of other websites for you

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?

twelve year habit

I love shota x loli incest so much guys
It's so pure and wholesome

Joe just made that cartoon to see if he's good at designing cute lolis and shoutas. Just fucking try to prove me wrong

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using either makes you both.

>play with randoms
>expect consistent wins
lmaoing@ur life

>muh Yea Forums cred
there is nothing more pathetic that retards trying hard to "belong" here

I loooove shotas and lolis :3

>need to install 3rd party spywares just to please some faggots
eat shit nigger

boring as fuck animation tbqh, would still fuck her

Whatever it was it's miles better than his usual HURR DURR voice absurd humor

Hes been using those characters for years now, he refined them to mastery.

what the fuck? why are people making porn of that shitty 10 minute cartoon? its literal r*ddit tier. the voice acting is cringe

Only if the loli is slightly older and was diddled by an older man/woman and goes on to teach her brother the ropes.

>has discord
>has steam
>has origin
>has EGS
>has chrome/firefox

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This is degenerate art. The Nazis wouldn't tolerate it and would probably burn it

If you're actually top 1% in any game at all there's no fucking way you'll stay in the bottom 30 purely because of teammates. Maybe you'll get held up in the 50-70 bracket for a while if you have a run of bad luck, and maybe you actually can't make it to the top 10% bracket because of teammates, but if you can't stomp your way out of wood league pretty much single-handedly you're nowhere near as good as you think you are, no matter the game.

hitlers voice was worse

>want to believe that anything's possible
>there's always a way, you just have to find it
>exceed yourself in every way in a match
>give your all to find that slim opening
>still lose because the others do nothing

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>why are people making porn of that shitty 10 minute cartoon?
Lolis

the hitler voice is cringe, but the kids voices are CUTE CUTE CUTE

I literally don't have any of these

You misread the post, that's all I'm laughing at you about. Calm down.

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actually jews are quite fond of pedophillic art

there are so many western loli artists i can't tell who drew this

does anyone actually like that shit? the voice acting is fucking hilariously cringe. i legit had to skip through most of the video because i just couldnt watch it.

why would anyone make porn of her?

Now I know whenever I make something to make porn of it and upload it to Yea Forums immediately after

prove it faggot

I'll run into this type sometimes, they usually think they're hot shit and start barking orders the moment they're able to do so.

More commonly though, I'll contribute 90% of the kills/damage/objective in a match and lose by an incredibly small margin because 4-5 team mates somehow can't manage to contribute a sizable fraction of that.

I can't blame bad team mates, but I can blame the team balancing algorithms in certain games that think 80 + 10 + 6 + 2 + 2 vs. 40 + 20 + 20 + 10 + 10 is a fair matchup because they both equal 100.

Nope, this is getting into /ss/ territory, by which I mean woman on boy, which is sickening degeneracy. The girl cannot be older.

>mobilenigger trying to teach anyone about privacy

Pathetic.

but he already did

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>nazifag are also incestfags

Who would I have guessed.

this made me smile from the sheer absurdity of it all but I never once laughed.
like what makes it funny is that some underage autist out there THINKS this is what passes for "humor" or that this is what comedy looks like.

459515145

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>why are people making porn of that shitty 10 minute cartoon? its literal r*ddit tier.
Well, Reddit is the 19th most visited website on the internet, and Yea Forums is the 439th.
Are you really surprised things popular on Reddit are more popular overall?

alright I can't hold it in anymore

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Not even his cutest character

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fuck off faggot, stop trying to get the thread deleted

GAY

you aren't playing as well as possible shitter.
if a pro was in your shoes they would win, so stop bitching. I had to make a new steam account and the max dota calibrates you at is 3.5k. I went from 3.5 to 4.5 with an 80% winrate. just stop being bad.

based
cringe

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The fuck?

they look like they have been starved in fucking auschwitz

why does dipper x mable porn always look like they have fucking been starved for a decade in a concentraiton camp
i know they are most likely jewish but fucking hell

wait, let me uninstall everything

Yea Forums should be lower.

Okay, but is there porn?

If you're gonna post porn, at least post /ss/.

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holy fuck I never noticed this, is there an Joe extended universe?

How did he get cum on his face?

i was always curious who the hell actually draws stuff like this unironically

how about Bart and Lisa?

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Apply basic incentives. Punishments and cruelties for being bad and rewards and benefits for being good, forgiveness for those that get over problems.

While it is possible that you just got rng shafted for those 100 games, it is more likely that you aren't good enough. Top players routinely do bronze to whatever the top tier is, and don't experience elo hell. How hard is it to accept that you're just not good enough?

Did you miss the OP?

sneed

>Absolutely no Mint Fairy porn
Somebody fix this, please

SNEED

people like shota
people like loli
people like to see lolis and shotas together
is this so hard to understand? I personally have difficulty understand how people can like breasts or bara men. I guess we're just two different people, huh user?

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Happy fertility day, fellow hethens!

Good thread mods
great job keeping the peace

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the mod is cool with the OP pic but once autists start posting porn they have to delete the thread

You stop playing team games

yes, with the difference you will be raped by tyrone for 30 years in the showers while i will be free

God I want to fuck the shit out of that mom

>2D images = real life

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>why are people posting porn in my porn thread.

Hi leddit

The other day my sister was teasing me because I (supposedly) was moaning and calling her name while sleeping (we share our bedroom), and also doing weird movements
"It looked like you were having so much fun with me I'll have to check you didn't get me pregnant irl LMAO"

yes. first it is drawings for the pedos. then it is real pictures. then videos. then real kids.

this is the cycle of you faggots

based retard

She's the cutest Joe character, but is she cuter than Burnbot?

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The only gag that got a chuckle out of me

based incest larper

REMINDER THAT LOLI IS POISON TO THE REDDITOR MIND
DO YOUR BEST TO REMIND THEM CONSTANTLY THAT THEY DO NOT BELONG HERE

The shota penis is more attractive to me than the loli, am I gay?

post pic

It really happened, the teasing at least

>unironically believing this

Yeah but you can have lolis and shots fucking without making it degenerate incest content.

Why is president al-Assad throwing reddit guy away?

Burnbot is a massive slut so she loses her cute factor

why do artists always draw shota dicks so unrealistically? shota in the pic looks 10 at most. the dick around 5 inches. it is extremly unlikely for a shota that young to have a 5 inch dick. those kinds of dicks start when you are 13.

conclusion is that the shota is an alien

source: me and my friends 10 years ago

>Yes. First you kill in video games, then you kill your pets, then you kill real people
>This is the cycle of you psychos

But incest is the best.

>seeing homosexuality normalized makes you gay!
>of course seeing pedophilia normalized doesn’t make you a pedophile.

Stop touching each others dicks or you'll turn gay!

>comparing videogames to kids

seething pedo.

Girl Pasqualo deserves more cute lewd art

I'm comparing video games to drawing you absolute brainlet. You can't even bait right.

People who complain if somebody says normie instead of normalfag are trying way too hard to fit in.

>3dpd
>ever
Neck yourself normalfag. If it has more than two dimensions it's trash

If you really are good, just try out for a clan-team-faction-school-whateveritsnamedinthegame.

I agree, it doesn't have to be incest to be great, but I just think it adds a layer of forbidden love that the two have overcome
Yes, I am also fussy about correctly drawn penises but that is definitely not 5 inches, that one looks fine, I think

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Conversely, lucky players, players who exploit pre-made in solo matchmaking pools, and those who grind in matchmaking systems that allow time to replace skill will attribute their success to just "being good" which is survivorship bias.

The truth is, most matchmaking systems are extremely flawed, especially in team-based games. There are far too many variables to account for to give someone an accurate skill level rating.

I'd put far more faith in 1v1 matchmaking, but in team games you're literally rolling the dice every match with loads of different variables out of your control, even more so in low skill ceiling games where one individual's contribution has a low cap on the outcome of the match.

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I wish more /ss/ artists went for the typical 3-incher, but that's a lot less fun for penetration.

>miscegenation in a wincest thread
neck yaself

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god the tone of this is all over the fucking place
what the fuck joe

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>This thread
Never change, Yea Forums.

How the fuck did you get this one that isn't incest out of ALL the incest shit from Loud House?

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I'm sorry anons... I'll try to keep to incest only but promise me you'll cum

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this is still up, but a mod managed to delete the OP picture ?....

I don't understand...

Shotas should always have foreskin

shit that is actually well drawn

there's a janny online (I've had a 15 min block twice now) but there must be no mod on right now

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keep posting
good bless you

this thread maks me feel so fucking lucky i got to lose my virginity in 7th grade

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Loli x Shota is top tier thank you Anons

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just go on paheal and search lincoln_loud and ronnie_anne_santiago

basedd

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thanks for your kind words, friends
I hope you all cherish your shotas and lolis

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who the fuck sleeps naked with your sister

Scoreboards that actually show each player's contribution to the team rather than some abstract 'most healing' 'most objective time' list.
If your team loses despite you playing well, the scoreboard will prove it's not your own fault.
If your team wins despite you playing like shit, everybody in the server will know not to credit you.

It literally does not matter if your team wins, only if you helped them to win.

i never understood why they always make the characters always have those weird ass serious faces

when i was fucking in 7th grade most of it was just spent laughing/giggling and talking about stuff. though this is what (((porn))) doesnt show you

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kids giggling while messing around naked, I understand, but kids having a casual conversation while fucking? That seems surreal

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talking while fucking is mainly just cracking some jokes about the current situation. we used to do tht alot in middle school. it makes the whole thing a bit more interesting imo. having sex is not just fucking someone's brains out

Bart is for Marge

>people talking about and posting incest
>post the one of 10 loud house images that isn't incest

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Sounds like awkward sex user. And yeah, art tends to exaggerate expression
umm no, filthy /ss/fag! all adults are gross or at least, not sexually appealing

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my older sister molested me when I was 10 and she was 18

You realize loliXshota is still /ss/, right?

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My brother did the same.

hot

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Nice

it's not hot or nice, it made me afraid of her and girls for 15 years now

I'm the same. It also annoys me when they do that.
If I could draw I would draw them more related to their ages.

dude sex isn't passionate steamy star-crossed lovemaking. thats how fiction portrays it

faggot

you should rape her as revenge

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Yeah but it's more commonly used to describe adult woman on male child pairings. At least that's what it means in the minds of people who've barely scraped the world of shota porn, which is most people, so for the sake of convenience I spoke of it as such. I don't even like to use the term /ss/ broadly because it invites this kind of thought thanks to popular consensus.

im sorry

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>awkward sex

we actually enjoyed it. we were staring into eachothers eyes just enjoying the moment. sex is not fucking someone's brains out but showing that you love them. learn that user. it could save your life.

by stop giving a fuck about it and enjoying the gameplay itself again

how the fuck is this thread still not deleted

also reminder /ss/ x /sl/ is the definitive porn

the mods are dead I guess

How the fuck is this thread alive

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Did it feel nice being inside them?

finally this degenerate thread is going to die

>tfw you have large portions of of loli, huge busty women, and plenty of other shit to go along with it
Feels good being able to refresh myself with different material. There's just so much you can get in 2D that 3D can't hope to replicate.

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/ss/ is a thinking mans fetish

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based mods

to be completly fucking honest loli vagina feels nowhere near as good as a woman's virgin vagina

she was my years old crush so i definitely didnt mind though. felt great still

finally this degenerate thread is dying. fuck off pedos

pedos btfo

Mods confirmed for pedos

how will they ever recover?

seething faggot

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>this thread is still up

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Based

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nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo

>shota/loli thread still up

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post it or fuck off

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It's just a bench with tails on it? I don't see what's there to be worried about.

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s-source?

MODS DELETE THIS THREAD FFS

stay seething

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how are her legs so fat but her arms literal bones? is that magic?

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very blessed thread

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How the shit is this still up

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Somebody killed the mods or some shit.

did mods get killed?

Posting in an interesting thread

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Upon further investigation, hiro noticed that loli brings more income than ads. Rule 3 doesn't exist anymore

Say aaah!

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piss off, Yea Forums

What the fuck

>etna
>tits

Look at it again

>his lewd stuff is behind a paywall
>can't find any of it on sadpanda

shit sucks bros

Then why do threads like this get deleted?

it's like 2$ to see them all. Pay up goyim.

okay, this is where the line gets drawn.

HEY MODS WHY IS THE THREAD STILL UP

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t. discord tranny

what the actual fuck is that thing

>those hnds and arms of a 30 year old woman
>that face of a 15 year old high school mean girl
>that body of a 10 year old

thats a fucking monster

mods = gods

3D can never truly match 2D.

>Mods delete certain posts but leave the thread up
why

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if you needed more, you could've just asked

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t. plebbit sperg

and here i thought it might have been my lack of sleep why i thought that, guess im not going crazy then.

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I'm gonna need that sauce, bro

INGREDIENTS
1/4 cup olive oil
1 onion, finely diced
1 bay leaf
1 teaspoon chopped fresh oregano or 1/2 teaspoon dried
2 garlic cloves, roughly chopped
2 teaspoons salt or to taste
2 tablespoons tomato paste
Two 26-ounce boxes Pomi Chopped Tomatoes or two 28-ounce cans whole plum tomatoes, chopped with their liquid

PREPARATION
Heat the olive oil in a large pot over medium heat. Add the onions, bay leaf, oregano, garlic, and salt and cook, stirring often, until the onions are soft and translucent, about 10 minutes.
Add the tomato paste and continue cooking for 5 minutes. Add the tomatoes and stir constantly until the sauce begins to boil. Lower the heat and simmer for 1 hour, stirring every 5 minutes or so to prevent the sauce on the bottom of the pot from burning. Taste and season with additional salt, if desired. Remove the bay leaf before serving.

user btfo

Wow, great work user! Keep it up!

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