Pre-Order Borderlands 3

Nah

is that his wife?

>EGS
I'm not gonna preorder it. I'm not gonna buy it. I will pirate it.

Post the full version already

Imagine giving Randy money lol

Buy DMC5 and Sekiro as they are the superior Nipponese games

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rule34hentai.net/post/view/341269#search=Maya

>preordering games
nah

>the true kino of the series

youtube.com/watch?v=H8ofhjI6ODc

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i would rather buy fast food than this shitty optimized shoot looter trash

youtube.com/watch?v=-WjYkPWdFLM

Jesus christ

>Shaddus Mannus

>disgusting pink tone blush
>Le ahegao lobotomy face
>thighs are thinner than arms
>molten Joker makeup
Why do people find this shit attractive? It isn't. If you're going to shill your looter shooter borefest at least crop some good rule 34.

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Maya is hot.
I love pale punk chicks.

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some people have ugly fetish

i can't fap to Maya because that's my dog's name

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>thighs are thinner than arms
wat

If you're the guy that gave her name a few days ago, then thank you.

never. i might buy it a week or 2 after release to see if it any good

No, I saved that pic a few days ago.
Name?

>cant even play a video without it lagging.
dear god

F for Scooter

>he doesn't love his dog

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but that make it better
is it a black female lab? if yes are you me?

FemmexFatale
There you go.

The fucking idiots were trying to play a 4K video on a shitty laptop.

>epic store exclusive
no thank you, instead I'll buy some japanese games I missed out on, my money won't be making randy any fatter

Dammit Felix go back to liking Marzia’s asshole

Nice, thanks.

>black female lab?
Shit taste bro

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for fuck

she is the old family dog. my parents are to sick to take care of her so i decided to take care of her for her last few years

But that heartwarming story makes creepy again

the lewd thing was just a weird joke. you know after all we are on Yea Forums... well 4 channel but you get the picture.
she is 15 and is starting to get weak. even if it for a few months i want for her to be as comfy as possible

I want to FUCK Maya.

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Why do men marry landwhales?

>epic store
lol, nah

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this comic was made for you

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>VaIvecucks still seething about the Epic store.

So are the previous characters also going to be playable in 3? It would be cool if so.

Add regional prices and i will think about it

>Nisha is dead
>Lilith became a crazy cunt
>Athena is (allegedly) a lesbo
>Maya now hangs out with pic related, at least Krieg was cool.

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>Athena is (allegedly) a lesbo
People will call this out and say she is because she's in a relationship with Springs but the whole relationship is shaky, Athena doesn't show any actual romantic interest, and every interaction between the two is halariously one-sided. Athena could just be stringing Springs along for kicks.

That's what I choose to believe, Athena is too socially stunted to turn down Spring and her advances, but the writers probably don't see it that way.

the last two numbers of this post determine how many lesbians/gays will be featured in the game. If it's trips, then that's the total combined amount of gays/lesbians/transexuals

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>its been 19 years and no one has managed to improve on Diablo 2 yet

What the actual fuck guys. No one plays snoozelands, its that pile of shit you get because its $1 in a sale and your gamebro never shuts up about how BADASS it is but then once you install it they never play it again.

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You guys should play Tales from the Borderlands. It's a cannon game and they're getting married. Athena gets all wet for Springs

Sure, when is it coming to GOG, BattleNet, uPlay, Origin, Discord Store and Amazon Digital? Tim Sweeney and Randy Bobandy both said that a single store hoarding games is bad. But for some reason, the Epic store seems to be the one hoarding games to themselves.

>telltale games
Never. Goddamn cunts killed off Scooter.

user, I WAS talking about tales. Everything I posted in is what happens in tales.

Unless you lie and say to Springs that Athena was all like, "I LOVE YOU JANIEEEE" while she was getting dragged away, they never speak of getting married. it's all "You're an EX vault hunter now, honey!" and "uh...yeah...ok"

imagine slamming that beast every night. Randy must be hung like a horse.

Didn't the VA for Scooter want him killed off, NOT TellTale?

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MOMMY

>buying Redditlands 3 and supporting China and Randy "Barely Legal" Bitchford
No thanks.

>not being into cunny

randy is a bro and you're a faggot that's gotta head back to plebbit

>chubby chasing
>impressive at all
Fuck off, bobandy.

What's it like to have never had sex? It's been so long it's like fleeting memory.

yes, his voice as giving in and wanted to give him a proper end, instead of forcing a voice and doing a shit job.

Not until I get confirmation guns aren't going to be as shit as they are in 2. I want to use guns that shoot actual fucking bullets and not slow moving bullet hell patterns. 2 has way too much gimmicky shit. Also uncuck revolvers. Then I'll preorder.

I'm about to play BL2 with that BL2 Reborn mod thing but I can't decide on a character. Initially I wanted to go with Krieg, but I heard he has some problems against raid bosses and ideally I wanna get 100 hours out of this game, doing everything and anything, so this includes raid bosses.
Salvador is apparently the raid boss killer but I find his action skill super boring

Krieg is the best on the first run because unlike the others, he's not anywhere near as gear-dependent. Because of this, you can use him to farm bosses to get gear for other builds and transfer it over. And it's not like you can't make a new character down the line.
t. almost 600 hours into this fucking game.

Play gaige
shes great for everything except maybe snipers

Everyone can kill raid bosses its just more annoying on some characters. Sal gets boring after a while as he boils down to gunzerking and holding both triggers down, pick krieg if you like him. Krieg has way more fun builds

>kill the final boss in the bl goty version
>get killed by a bird because you get locked in a cutscene but they dont for the first few second
>cutscene glitches out and you dont even get to watch it
I mean I'm used to getting randomly killed by shit because I play Lility with Phoenix and shit,but god damn it that was shit

I haven't even finished the first game

I boot it up, get mad hype from that amazing intro cutscene, and then the game starts and I get bored immediately

Dont get reborn if you haven't played it normally
UCP
Skill Scaling Patch
Better Loot Mod
Get these instead and dont really worry about slaying bosses or anything
Keep the loot mod on ''improved'' or whatever's just after ''stocky'',other settings are a bit too generous

gaige is LITERALLY the most useless and redundant character
Everything she does, someone else does it better
Kys waifufag

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So? If you want to be a meta fag just pick Sal and go grog/DPUH but thats boring as fuck. Anarchy is fun.

user stop talking like a hyped up monkey
Gaige was busted and still is.It's LITERALLY the opposite of what you have said.

POST MORE MAYA FAGGOTS STOP DISCUSSING VIDEOGAMES

her ultimate is most garbage of everyone else tho
everything else about her is great

randy is more interested in """"younger"""" women

This.

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>anarchy is fun
OOGAA ME 400 STACKS ME CANT TOUCH ANYTHING BOOGA
Anarchy is LITERALLY the worst thing about Gaige, the only way to play gaige right is full elemental tree + discord, anarchy above 50 is a meme

gaige is dumb and her action skill is basically the only one which doesn't compliment her play style if you don't fully spec in it, the worst designed character hands down
also le AI face
also le special attacks that actually LOWER deathtrap's dps if you invest in them

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Did somebody say, who cares about the games, post Maya?

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Borderlands 3 looks like THAT?!?!

>HUrr durr I'm a retard
>go away retard
>HURRRRRRRRRRRRR RETARDED I AM
You were supposed to go ''I was pretending to be retarded'' instead,not randomly spouting siht

I want Maya to dom me.

I want her to ride my mouth.

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Imagine putting your penis into Maya's blue-haired pussy and ejaculating inside while she phase-milks your dick even more

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>OOGAA ME 400 STACKS ME CANT TOUCH ANYTHING BOOGA
Look at this shitter and laugh

>she gets a big tumblr nose
>tina looks plain weird
>lilith looks like somebody pressed random on chin and jaw settings after loading her old model
>new siren has a case of no face movements bc player character lol
>soldier gal has a dumb hat
At least you'll be able to change the last 2 problems in game with customizations and Patricia looks better
Hope Gaige is in.

No it looks like shit from the ps3

Fuck,forgot to write the bad hair part on the new siren

Her nose looks similar.
It just has more shadowing.

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Imagine her legs locking you inside as her walls milk you for everything you have, every drop being pumped directly into her womb...
Then she has one frankenstein baby of a monster and realizes her mistake.

>soldier gal has a dumb hat
Take that back this instant

>Pre-Order Borderlands 3

After the shitty writing of BL2 and TPS, no thanks.

Nice arguments

VERY nice arguments
You guys totally proved me wrong

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>shitposts without an argument
>calls other people out when they reply with no argument
Was it autism?

I've imagined that plenty of times.

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Gaige will turn herself into a robot. Expect it.

>without an argument
fuck you I'm not going to copy paste my own post

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You have no argument, user. You said something is bad with zero support, other people said you're wrong with zero support.

>BL1 was shit
>BL2 was shit
>BLTPS was shit
Why would I bother even torrenting this?

>every patch nerfs gaige
>even the fucking community patches/mods which buff every single shit neft gaige
>hurr I'm retarded

Tales tells you straight-up that Athena's feelings for Janey are real, regardless of whether you help her develop them or not.

I'd never played as Krieg, or seen Krieg gameplay, before my most recent playthrough after picking up the HD remaster. I've not tried bloodlust or hellborn but holy fuck is Mania busted. It was good at the begining but as soon as you get release the beast it's game over for literally any challenge in the game. You no longer need a gun, you no longer need a shield, you can't die, you have effectively infinite rampage which one shots everything, and on the off chance you are put into ffyl, you suicide bomb and it's nearly always a guaranteed rez.
At first I thought I was just naturally OP because I'd reach "max level" and true vault hunter mode would be the real challenge, but i'm pretty sure the only time I shot a single thing in the entire second time around was fighting buzzards and Bunker.
Besides some of the more repetitive meme voicelines, I also really like him as a character - especially the idle stuff where you hear more of the inner voice. Hope he's in 3 and they flesh him out a bit more.

>You said something is bad with zero support
>full elemental tree + discord, anarchy above 50 is a meme
This is a fact
>her action skill is basically the only one which doesn't compliment her play style if you don't fully spec in it
This is also a fact
>special attacks that actually LOWER deathtrap's dps
This is yet ANOTHER fact
What do you have to say in defense of full anarchy stacking tree? What do you have to say in defense of deathtraps? What do you have to say in defense of investing points in Deathtrap special abilities rather than investing them in something more useful that DOESN'T make you lose dps?

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to be a badass women respecter

thats not shadman you retard the artists name is on the fucking picture

No way shill fag

gaige is OP in normal and UTTER TRASH at anything tvhm and beyond

>waifufags in full fucking defense force for their on-disc DLC character
What an absolute DISGRACE

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I can do that without playing shit games

>full elemental tree + discord, anarchy above 50 is a meme
>This is a fact
Its not. Try picking Close Enough. Deathtrap is just there to get aggro.

you would be a legit cuck to play a game this badass

thanks doc

>shitting on best girl
Your shit taste is showing, Yea Forums. Gaige is the most fun, the cutest and has the best quotes in the game.

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Yeah sure if you say so,last (you),you mouthbreather.

>le ricochet meme
Wanna know how I know you haven't played anything beyond tvhm?

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> cutest
Nah, Maya is top cute.

THICKER

proof?

proof?

Excuse me guys where are the proofs?

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Bro you can shoot the ground

>used goods
>cute

Where's the bulge edit

Not sure about that, but I bet Gaige is the tightest.

more like pre-pirate it lmao

Scooter was always an annoying fag like most borderlands characters

Here's your bulge.

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Post Moze.

I dunno user,she's the hottest and I wouldnt be suprised if she had no actual human interaction and all,but it's a known fact that she has another robot called deathfist and you know what he's for

Yeah, and miss half your shots
Not to mention it pretty much defeats the point of playing a fucking FPS game in the first place
What a fun character, looking at the ground forever
It works in normal but you won't kill shit once you reach the point where every fucking psycho has more health than The Warrior

it was great seeing it live, I expected them to fuck it all up when Randy went all autistic with his magic show

based

Imagine pirating a multiplayer based game and GOTY 2019 because you don't want to install an extra launcher.

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Wow actually basedanon

Why do people say retarded shit when you can literally do a google search and pull up evidence?

youtube.com/watch?v=SeSt32pniyA

youtube.com/watch?v=4fmaHW4H0TQ

youtube.com/watch?v=22mmwz8-fE0

youtube.com/watch?v=DcJEH2eoSxU

Where's your proof, user?

but user, you could play online with pirated version of Borderlands 1 & 2

>shits on the host when they didnt even bother checking stuff themselves
I mean understandable to a degree,but Randy is a sperg first and foremost
>only %10 of your attacks hit
>still do better than other classes
Nigga what's your issue with the mechanic girl,did you try fisting an android or something?

>cheats
>mods
>save editors
lmfao thanks for proving my point

>randy is shilling his games on Yea Forums again
at least this time it's relevant to board culture

Pretty hot not gonna lie.

Angel is so beautiful
Why did she have to die bros

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Sasha worst girl REEEEE
Gib Fiona

I've been thinking about playing Borderlands 2 again
what's a good character/build to play solo?
I've already played Siren

I just grabbed them quick, didn't see that terramorphous was hacked. Others ones still stand though

At least I'm not you Randy.

Gaige.

>id rather order pizza

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NotGaige looks like that?

youtube.com/watch?v=scTMIruk4tc

Heres a legit terramorphous

lmao

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All of Krieg's builds are unique and fun,albeit as I said,unconventional
Gaige is cool and worth a try too.The other 3 are boring,although zer0 also has a single fun build I guess

>at least you're not married with a kid, stable income, several houses and head of your own international company
h-haha yeah, who would like this shit?
normies are so cringe sometimes

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>troy baker not coming back as rhys for BL3
>he wanted to do it but randy lied to the media and said he declined the role
is randy based or what?

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>ordering both

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I hope they bring lasers back, the beam ones were so fucking good.

Its not on steam though?

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Randy is likely going to stomp all over Tales with BL3.

>Baker wanted to do it

Baker went private, he's a contractually obligated actor now for hire. He has no time for older roles unless they pay him enough, the guy is a huge sell out.

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SHIP PIC RELATED RANDY YOU FAG

That's plain old bullshit and not the first case he said something like that though

>Hate Randy, hate Gearbox, hate Borderlands
>But fit brown muscle waifu
JEWISH FUCKING TRICKS

This.

Randy is a liar but Troy is also a sellout. I can see him asking a huge amount of money and when that was not met they got someone else for the role.

Maya is taken.

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No.

what the FUCK is wrong with her left hand

Sasha > Fiona

even though the terramorphous is obviously hacked, it's meaningless because at the end of the day he just changed the manufacturer of the Conference Call from Hyperion to Anshin, and the only change it does is it doesn't display the left hand in the reload animation, therefore, it's still a valid video

It's SFM.

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Clipping plus a broken little finger.

>playing through 1 since they gave all the dlc and enhanced grafix for free
>feels so much better than 2/tps

How did people put up with losing all this gamefeel between the releases?

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Qbittorrent installed
China eternally btfo'd
My wallet full
My tendies hot
Let's go get em gamers

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MODS

>dark spirit has inva-

nah

better with short hair desu senpai

maya is asexual bros

any publisher/dev that takes filthy chink bribe money gets their shit pirated

Will buy(on cdkeys for 30 eu) and all of you fags will be SEETHING.

Using the protags from all the games you can make a six man all star team. Who's your line up

>Wilhelm
>Maya
>Zer0

I can't think of three more

Lilith had a really fun skilltree so if we throw the annoying bitch parts Lilith
Mordecai
Krieg
Gaige
Maya
Athena

>I'm not going to buy Randy's shit game
This. Go fuck yourself Randy.

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Based and cheesepilled.

>Athena

I do not understand have to have fun with her. I'm guessing she has a level where her abilities just click but I haven't reached it

Hey shield throws are cool to play around with after upgrading them a bit
I dunno,I personally dont think any of the tps playable characters stood out gameplay-wise despite gameplay and weapons being better than 2

hopefully they black her like they do all other white chicks in their shitty fanfiction sequels

I got the Borderlands games in a sale a while ago when they were super cheap but never played them. Finally got around to it with the revamps but I have to say I'm a bit disappointed. The basic gameplay is enjoyable enough but overall the game seems a bit bland. I feel like I spent 80% of the game fighting skrags/bandits in the same grey/brown wasteland scrapheaps. Bosses are just boring bullet sponges (the destroyer was especially disappointing) and it feels like assembling a build is just a matter of luck since I have no way for farming specific items.

I'm playing through the 3rd DLC now (the knoxx one) and at least there are some different enemies but my god there's a lot of driving around.

God, my absolute dream team would be
>Lilith
>Maya
>Axton

they'd fuck shit up so bad, holy fucking shit

Did she become a mommy? Good for her.

Maya and Tannis are best girls.

Lilith is worst girl.

Moxxie and Gaige and Athena and the others are all alright.

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>people like Moxxy
How
I mean she was cute when she was enthusiastic in her terrible dlc I guess,but even then her personality conflicted every two lines.

Those intros were pure kino, goddamn.

youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0&list=PL110ZNeRtN-tkmb6cqcTmpcc4IVNMi9FO

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She's sexy and confirmed nympho user

mommy

what exactly is he doing to her?
riding her like a bike?

she was probably normal american weight but then randy made money and she didn't have to work a single day in her life and obtained landwhale status

Why the games anons make threads about never have the same art as the porn they post?
I would unironically buy a collectors edition if it was filled with slutty thicc blue haired milfs.

>thigh leg thongs

proof that god exists
prove me wrong

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Literally 'kino' since they sure as shit weren't games, yeah

high leg*
fuck typos
rip

Just doggy style while she holds her head back to look at her in the eyes.

Waiting for the complete edition

It's because steam has some shitty protection against pirates. On other hand WWZ has no multiplayer for pirates. I bet they will make the same in BL3.

Too early to speak desu

Yeah, Borderlands aged pretty badly. Borderlands 2 is still a blast to play through though. Go play that instead.

>her nose looks similar
>replies to a picture of Maya with a potato nose
Maya in your picture looks 3 times hotter because she has better eyes and better nose and better everything

I'll wait for the Game of the Year Edition on Steam with all DLC and bug fixes :)

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I'll consider buying it if they add a playable cute girl such as Maya.

Even if thats the case I'm fine with playing solo for 6 months, I did all the game solo for the most part and I had fun. I don't think all dlcs would be wout by then though

have sex
have
don't have sex

YIIKES

SAUUUUUCEEEE

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Troy lost the job when he joined that stupid union. 100% on him.

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i'm not even going to play randy's shit game, i came here to laugh at him just like you bro

this kid looks like SNEAKY

jack did nothing wrong

Besides locking up his daughter

r8

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she was a ticking timebomb who killed her mother

>epic store
nope

Fixed.

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nice, just bought this game so I'm figuring out how to get all the skins

>being this autistic and underage

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Here's all the skins and heads and how to get them.
borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Maya/Skins

it's not even listed on the store
so I can't pre-order

GOBLINO BIEBER

did you check gamestop, gmg, borderlands.com, or the epic store?

>epic store
Nah

based my man

Except the epic store is objectively bad

>chargeback a game they won't give you a refund for
>get entire account locked out
Yeah ok

Moze is small and made for full Nelson

i wish moze could be inside of me and control me like she does with her mech

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can't wait for the SFM to come out

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Only by his words.

>mfw I never liked Borderlands

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You're missing out on GOTY 2012

WIMOWEH
A WIMOWEH
A WIMOWEH

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Has anyone created a mod that removes the piercings?

and BOTW was GOTY 2017. Doesn't mean I liked it.

No, thankfully borderlands' modding community is focused on actually fixing the gameplay.

Nope.

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the piercings are what makes it good, so no

What a load of bullshit

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imagine the smell

Nah, but at least Maya is confirmed pure, so it's irrelevant that she has them.

> 30yo virgin
She's already a wizard. Nice.

how do you think she got her powers

>literal in-lore wizard
I mean,sure.

There isn't a single person who actually wants this game

I wanna impregnate Maya

Alright nigs, I'm gonna play The Pre-Sequel

Wilhelm or Nisha? Which one is more fun?

Can you imagine how tight she must be?

Athena

Depends on what you count as fun,both have some fun builds
Wilhelm GENERALLY has a more active playstyle,so choose depending on that.

go outside

>Pre-Order
>ever
lol no

>id rather order pizza
and what side orders to go with that pizza?

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anchovies and sardines of course

>just a can of sardines on the side
You what?

By her husband Kreig.

Pre-order another one.

Wilhelm it is then. I played through TPS already with Athena and she was indeed tons of fun. My favourite character out of all 3 FPS games so far

That's actually exactly what happened.

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this that randy on the right
he cute

he got his private whores to fuck.

Nope. I'll wait for the Steam release if the game is a marked improvement over 2 and TPS

and a usb drive full of cute and funny pictures and videos

Damn young randy

can i have some pizza?
im starving -_-

Until its not on a Chinese Launcher on PC.
Doesbt matter if its not on Steam.

shes still a chubber in that pic

she's actually cute

>Twin Shadow

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I really hope that comes to fruition in 3. And that he still speaks like a Psycho but she understands him completely and talks to him normally.

You should play Jack doppleganger. His lines are great.

serious question
whats stopping gearbox from just buying a shitload of copies on the epic store with all their money from the exclusivity deal
they get 88% of it back while still boosting the pc sales numbers by a huge ammount

How do I do the DLC missions in BL2?

She's not, you can tell from the chin and the dress.

Fuck randy looked like a chad

not by american standards.

thats right. what else dose a man need?

>already get a gorillion dollars
>lose 12% of it
user...

Fast travel to the locations.
Oasis, Badass Crater of Badassitude, Unassuming Docks. I don't remember what the Big Game Hunt zone is.

Whoever is in charge of music selection for the series is the real MVP

youtube.com/watch?v=4U38x6ghBHc

I LOVE MAYA
I'M GONNA MARRY MAYA
God I hope Lillith dies and Mordecai is not a drunk. Fuck Burch so goddamn much

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you look in what order they came out and play them during TVHM once you killed the warrior.

dont bother with the side quests unless you really want to do them since they dont give any exp and all your loot will cap level 50 anyway.

fast travel to either Oasis, The Badass Crater of Badassitude, Hunter's Grotto, or the Unassuming Docks
or Digistruct Peak if you have it

I did it already on PirateBay.

>the tightest
>Implying she isn't getting ganbanged by everything everytime she's offscreen

nah mate i love her aswell but you cannot be this desilutional

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hunters lodge or something i think.

>everyone wants to fuck either maya or lilith
>meanwhile the only reason i look forward to bl3 is for that sexy ass brown musclegirl character

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I liked 2 because I liked Krieg but god the writing is just the worst thing imaginable.

Moze is cute. Fuck you.

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So I should just beat the main story before doing the DLCs?

The writing is "better" in the DLCs and stuff, the main game is ultra grating and it makes me want to turn voices off completely, but I love enemy and PC lines too much.

yes.

>Maya will never phaselock you at the exact moment of orgasm
why even live

another question do the DLC levels scale with your level or they have a set level?

they scale with your level

He claims he did not even know of the character's return, meaning he was never asked to do it. Maybe Gearbox thought paying the most popular, highest demanded voice actor in the industry to play a side-quest giver was a bad idea.

I hope they don't make Fiona a DLC character in BL3. I don't think she'd be that interesting to play as a fully fleshed VH.

>inb4 turboslut gaige in the sequel

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Lillith is literally about to become totally depowered and helpless

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Difficult to turn fast talk and a derringer into action skills, that's for certain.
Oddjob's hat, maybe?

This is actually false. The order Maya comes from was chaste, and she is very much rebelling against the order as she travels to pandora to find answers about heretical questions.

She is very likely the HORNIEST vault hunter.

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permanently delitized and lovingit

theres never been a borderlands games where you play as a playable character from a previous game so...

When should I play BL2's DLC? I'm a little confused on what you should and shouldn't do each playthrough.

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Updated group pic with Amara and Tyreen when?
Also, Commandant Steele the bestest of girls.

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NO STEAM NO BUY!

Oh fuck not again.

after you beat it in normal mode
they all take place after the events of the main story

if your pre-order it off epic you're a problem.

why?

Based

>Ordering two pizzas instead and making one of the pizzas spell Borderlands 3 with the pineapples

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this but unironically because im not some nigger who tweets about how white people have no good taste then gross out at pineapples on pizza

You don't need to use Maya to convince me. As soon as I saw 3, I went to pre-order.

I bet Zane's the type to put pineapples on his pizza. What a guy.

Although personally the best topping on pizza is corn

>go to bing images
>look up army helmet
>see this
fuck you
its not a dumb hat

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yess yesss YESSS!

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So did Randy get the porn part of his advertisement right this time? I feel like there was too much porn of the new characters too quickly right after the release of the trailer that it's likely Randy commissioned artists for it in advance, unlike with battleborn.

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>Pre-Order Borderlands 3

Not only am I not going to pre-order it, I probably won't even pirate it unless it turns out to be an outstanding game.

Randy will never get another dime from me.

why does this picture exist? not the edit, I mean the original source image. just... WHY???

also the deadest

Well shit, didn't think about it that way.

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Yeah as if they will use that as an official picture and not let the SJWs go wild on it.

so there have to be 6 sirens at any given time

we got those 4, they're all alive during BL1. This means Amara and the calypso chick are the 5th and 6th, as they're also rather old in BL3 trailer so they've been around since BL1.

Angel is RIP
so is Steele

who are the two new sirens? what happens when/if lilith gets her power taken by the dude calypso?

The fifth will most likely be that kid hanging with Maya, and the sixth is unknown but will no doubt be another child.

i doubt it
when moxxxi asked her if there was a mister or misses vault hunter she said an older man(sophis) but hes dead now
she probably thought moxxxi meant mom or dad instead of an SO
maya also doesn't know that she is attractive

>all we ever got out of Steele was a crude copy and paste atlas assassin fight

it's not fair bros

And not even as herself, but as a Claptrapped zombie.

who ever this chick is
DUH
also sirens aren't born as such, they gain their tattoos and powers later in life

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She doesn't look much older than Tina was in BL2, so yeah, child Siren.

lilith was around 10 years old
i didnt mean they got their powers when they were adults

why are people complaining that lilith is ugly in the BL3 trailer
she was always ugly

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Adam stop

People are just trying to find ways to hater since now she is a
>selfrighteous cunt
and
>coalburner

Athena is bi,you cant refute that

What we should have gotten:

>Steele and her Lance troops attack you at the Vault. The Lance troops are pests and Second Wind fodder, but are dangerous distractions
>Steele herself uses modified versions of the Vault Hunters' own skills: Roland's turret, Lilith's Phasewalk, and Mordecai's seeker bird (using a remote drone in Bloodwing's place). Between attacks, she uses a custom gun (100% drop) and her sword for attacks
>When near death, she goes into Berserk like Brick and chases you down for a dual-sword shredding.
>Upon defeat, Steele performs one last Phasewalk and knocks you down in the blast, then proceeds to open the Vault only to get her tentacled comeuppance

I will, because Borderlands is the only good looter shooter on the market.

Can someone raise my level in TPS? I'm level 44 and want to be max now.

Why is this alpha chad appearance getting more bizarre by the hour?

k bro
join my game and i'll shamfleet pyropete's bar for you

user, there's no pyro pete in the pre-sequel.
Not even sure there's an easy power leveling strategy for that game.

The only one I know of is to repeat the intro mission up to meeting Jack for the first time over and over again in UVHM.

What if the new siren is really just Steele's replacement? And that kid with Maya is the siren from when angel died. That leaves them with a new unrevealed siren to play around with.

youtube.com/watch?v=75fIEJ2I5o0
shit
/ourguy/(well not anymore) supmatto is now confirmed hilldawg libtard
oh well

All I know of is a steve irwin quest that has a respawning enemy.

>preorder

What's with all the incel hate against Lilith exactly?

she looks like she fucks black guys

GAIGE IS CUTE. CUTE!

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She comes off as a major bitch during TPS and she along with Moxxi are reason why 2 even happened. Especially since Jack in TPS, while clearly hedging the line of anti-hero near the end, hadn't and didn't plan on doing anything other than nuking bandits from orbit.
If you go to backstab someone, make sure they're fucking dead.

Okay, sure!
>*it's EGS exlusive"
Ah shit, nevermind. Piratebay here I come!

Just like every female in borderlands then
>jack apologist

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Is there any way to make a AAA game unable to be pirated?
I'm neither a pirate or tech savy enough to know how that all works.

and smug

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wait
so were Jack and Moxxxi married and divorced before the events of TPS
looking at Moxxxi's track record she only married wealthy men or men in postions of power
>Jimbo
>mordeccai
>Marcus
and jack didn't get super rich until he tricked the first VH into oppening the vault using angel
so she just married so rando coder working at Hyperion
but also he was using angel this whole time but didnt become a badguy until lilith punched him
or am i just missing something

Given that Moxxi and Lilith didn't actually know about Angel or Jack's past life and tried to kill him just on intuition alone, bonus points on Moxxi for this, it makes Jack look a lot less bad than he actually is. They tried to execute him just because they had a suspicion there was something wrong with him underneath his personality and that he's deeply disturbed, as fucking if Lilith doesn't laugh when she headshots people.

stealing because youre poor is understandable but stealing because the product isnt sold at a certain store is the most pathetic reason to steal

i can't read the signature, whos the artist?

Mark my words right here borderlands 3 on the epic store will never be cracked, there will be no way to bypass the EGS just look at world war z

Moxxi broke up with Jack prior to TPS, and he burned down her Underdome as retaliation for it. I'd say if nothing else, that was reason enough for Moxxi to want Jack dead.

jesus randy, she wasn't worth it.

>cant read cursive
your either too young to post here or a nigger

Jack actually survived by accident. Black hole from Destroyer's eye should have been killed him and you (player). But Jack said something like "I don't feel confortable around that thing" and fast traveld to the Launching Station room with you.

it's almost like gacha games don't have that much appeal after all

Moxxi even tried to convince Jack that nothing bad would happen to him if he stayed in the kill-zone, but he didn't fall for it.

>Troy Baker won't be Rhys
>Ashley Burch is returning as Tina
There's no justice in this world.

Since when did Troy Baker give a shit about a role? He wouldn't even look come back to voice his new dialogue for the definitive edition.

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Yeah, but thin Lilith came down and punched the doodad into Jack's face and phasewalked out rather than killing him and making sure he was dead.
Moxxi has the excuse where Jack didn't fall completely for her ruse, but Lilith does not.

this video explains it

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>459558517
>replying to your failed bait over 6 hours later

The whole scene was stupid. With how Lilith was able to teleport inside\outside the vault. And how Vault Hunter (Athena) just stand there and do absolutely nothing.
Guess you have to write the whole burned face thing somehow lol.

Thinking Moxxi wasn't the one who ordered Lilith to go down there and finish the job.

Did the cops ever catch the flamboyant gay man who robbed Randy blind?

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I wonder how they're going to bastardize the characters from BL2 in this entry. Any idea on who's the writer?

Fuck Gearbox and fuck Epic
not letting poor oppressed gamers pirate games is litteraly the most anti-consumer thing to do
RISE UP

Was Steele a Siren? I can't remember if she was or not. I know she was the original design for Lillith before they switched from realistic graphics to the cartoony style.

I'll pirate it then buy the $60 multiplayer DLC six months later.

Yeah, that doesn't make what Lilith did not stupid and she had the chance to end it there and then but didn't, resulting in Jack becoming stronger and wiser, along with control of his space station, become the head of Hyperion, resulting in the death of Roland and a bunch of others.
It was on Lilith for not completing the job.

>Order pizza
>They have to cook it before delivering to you
>You technically pre-order pizza

no athony burch is still a free man

Exactly, and that's why Lilith orders Athena shot: she didn't ever want to admit that she let Jack get away. When even Brick is calling you out on your bullshit, you've definitely fucked up.

>paying for something you already have for a feature that supposedly already works and for the same price as if you bought it at launch

In addition, she tries to pass her blame onto Athena and orders the raiders to gun her down, saying that it was because of people like Athena that resulted in the events of 2 taking place.
Even Brick, the fucking slab king of Bandits, said she was going too far.

imagine how funny it would be if the day before launch randy releases a "cracked" version of BL3 on a torrent site but its just a virus
would this even be illegal?

Gimme the goddamn saaauce

STEEL TALONS RULE!

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Making the .exe file uncrackable is impossible BUT making the game unplayable on pirated copies is very much possible. Just look at every single game that runs content server side. Any MMO and Diablo 3 for example. Sure you can create a private server but you're never going to get the original experience.

Source on this pic?

>tfw no feedee cuckqueaning wife and entire video game company
hate him all you want, you'd take randy's life if you could bros

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sorry but maybe if she was pregnant I would

It's an emotional investment that will always turn a profit if done right.

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Scooter's voice actor killed Scooter, because he had a stroke and his ability to continue acting was rapidly deteriorating

God, Maya's pits look fucking delicious

>get the privilege of being able to have your voice be in video games, anime and other things
>WAAAAAH I'M NOT PAID ENOUGH TO TALK INTO A MICROPHONE
>unionize
>don't get paid at all because no small company wants to hire union voice actors and pay their stupid wages

Shit nigger, if I was a voice actor I'd just fucking do this shit for free, it's not like you can't work a normal person job AND voice act at the same damn time

Jack didnt deserve what happened

>he does it for free

Nice try randy but i wont give you legal advice for free.

Voice acting is an actual talent worth paying for though. Say what you want about the Funimation guys but they fucking destroy their vocal chords screaming for DBZ. Pretty sure I remember in the extras for one of the Budokai games, Sean Schemmel mentions he fucking passed out doing the Super Saiyan 3 scene.

>Gameplay event next week
can't wait to see the improved graphics and mechanics.

No not at all just horrible chin.

Wrong, he passed out during Super Saiyan 4. He almost did during 3 though.

Fuck off Randy

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Fuck I look like her but I'm male.

Well to be fair on your part, she kinda looks like she could pass for a dude with the right hair cut.

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those are done using the BL2Reborn changes, watch the anarchy stacks.

Base Gaige is boring and shit, her damage is arguably the worst among BL2 when raiding. Reborn does a good job of making her decent to play though.

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No.

doc, I don't think this dose is working

>EGS
No thanks i'll either wait for a steam release or just skip it altogether

I don't understand how anyone can like Gaige beyond her appearance. Her voice lines are shit and sound like they were recorded to appeal to a girlfriend who's not at all interested in the ga- Oh wait, they were.

Anti-villain. The difference between them being, "doing the right thing for the wrong reasons" and "doing the wrong thing for the right reasons."

Since everyone had a nickname for you in 2, what nicknames would the 2nd generation Vault Hunters give you? I'm thinking:
>Axton
Rookie
>Sal
Hermano/hermana
>Zer0
Hunter
>Gaige
Bro/sis
>Krieg
Meat

I can't think of anything for Maya though

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>Maya
nigger

I'm currently playing Tiny Tina's DLC, and it's quite funny but who the fuck thought that it was a good idea to include these monsters who has a fuckton of health? Too much effort for some petty reward

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Anshin and Pangolin better step their game up. Their company has become very underwhelming under the might of the weapon manufacturers.
It'd be funny if Anshin turns out to be the most twisted and evil of all the companies.

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why do you have light the fuze leveled?

I want to eat her thighs!

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>Maya
cumdupster

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sorry gamers, but she likes space-aussie pussy

Made it to level 45. Only took 2 hours. I think if I make it to 49 or so I should be able to beat the sentinel.

Why so much focus on Lilith?
She's boring and she already had her focus in BL2 (and it was kinda bad)

Sorry, that's a pic I found on internets
I'm using Axton tho

I worry that the voice will be really different and sound all fucked up

Wtf

source?

Randy either said not to worry or that the voice different wouldn't matter. I'm assuming they fucked up his character, he barely talks, or got a robotic voice.

the worst part about this is that art piece they have on display

>that the voice different wouldn't matter
This is what he said.

> I'm assuming they fucked up his character, he barely talks, or got a robotic voice.
He's probably implying the VA they got for Rhys is equally talented/skilled so the lack of Troy doesn't matter, but Randy being Randy and people going full retard expect the worse.

MORE LIKE BORDERMEMES

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you think that gearbox would rollback on one of burch's wacky sexuality characters? in current year? they'd never risk it.

source, senpai

Intentionally ship a game with gradually increasing game-breaking bugs 33% of the way into the game, and save bloat + corruption.
"Leak" said game early sans DRM to garner discussion and hype
Have game feature interesting online features and have them be shilled before they are available while people are discussing pirated version.
Patch said bugs day 1 and integrate denuvo variant. The only people who will see said bugs will be pirates. Crackers will already have moved on since the game is "playable"

Lucky for you anons I love trying to sauce the un-sauceable. And I found it!
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This too
exhentai.org/g/1136914/5d8fa6c405/

Fucking sauce or that game you’re looking forward to is canceled GODDAMNIT

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Meant to reply to op FUCK IM SO ANGRY

it just shows a picture of a sad panda

anyone have the high resolution source for this one? there is also another one buts its shit res

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