IT WAS REAL

YOU NEED TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE

Anybody else likes to cum on his hands and slap the cum on his face after that

I don’t get the point of these fakes.

They’re not interesting. They’re not entertaining.

They’re just pathetic shit.

Fuck yes!!! Who /oregontrail/ here?

It's fake, you moron.

>Implying any actual PC gamers want to play RDR2 or really anything that's going to Epic Store.

Thanks for the free port if true Ep*c, the best thing the Ep*c store has done for gaming is putting money behind the portbegging so I can pirate and avoid their scummy tactics and disgusting store ideology while still enjoying PC ports.

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who even wants this boring trash

It was already a multiplat. Don't get all high and mighty because you finally get to play a game literally months after release.

They'll put it on PC at the start of the new console generation like they did with GTAV so they can get people buying it twice.

Does Rockstar not sell GTA V PC on their own store? you can probably just buy it off there as well.

>HEH I DIDN'T LIKED I ANYWAY

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>Epic Game Store
They've lost a sale there.

you know what to do

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>epic store
hahaha

Ethereal and quite fond of males.

>Not rockstar social club
Poor bait.

This game could have been great if they focused just as much on the gameplay part as they did unimportant shit like the horse shitting every once and a while. Some shit seems very underdeveloped and half baked, like the Greet/Antagonize options, the witness system (the wanted system as a whole feels broken) and camp stuff. Giving Pearson food does absolutely nothing, Chores do nothing but raise increase health/stamina/dead eye cores, all the hard to get upgrades are tedious and outside the satchels provide no benefit, while all the beneficial ones cost money which is ridiculously easy to come across. The cores and crafting/cooking/camping make it feel like they wanted you to have to really live off the land while out travelling, having only a couple of food supplies for the road and needing to gather berries/herbs and hunt to have enough food to maintain your cores. Then they realized normalfags would hate that so made it where you can carry about 5 of every food item in the game in the starting satchel. There's even less weapons then in the first game and they don't have as much to distinguish them from each other, but who cares since I can change the wood my guns stock is made of?
It's there, it's just shit. You can't play online at all without having max auto aim because every faggot is using it, though you'll likely drop it in a hour or two anyway because of how barebones and shit it is.