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WOAH
>posts a main that requires you to pre-purchase
Why?
Pretty sure Oxide will be unlockable. Pre-purchase bonus will probably just have him already available.
He's gonna be available, right? Tell me he's gonna be playable.
Get clock blocked.
>Oxide was not playable due to hardware limitations and some engine architecture decisions
>Some magazines published ways of unlocking him that didn't work
Why would they do that?
They've already stated that he's unlockable. Oxide Edition just unlocks him from the beginning.
VOTE on tracks, this poll is now 4 threads old!
He's in.
Fuck off with your misleading edits. Also, I hope Beenox removes the yellow on his teeth. that's even worse than Roo's seagull screech. Then, make the teeth crown-shaped. it's a shark thing.
COCO, DO YOU LOVE ME? ARE YOU RIDING? SAY YOU'LL NEVER EVER LEAVE FROM BESIDE ME.
Nash and Geary are the only bosses from CNK that would've worked elsewhere in the Crash series, design wise.
The others are too alien to really work in any other situation other than outer space.
A shame that their personalities are single note and a bit insufferable.
Get in and fuck my butt!
which character makes the game run at 60 fps?
They're no worse than the likes of Tiny or Ripper Roo, or most of the cast, really.
He's in
I mean Nash works fine enough. The backtalk wouldn't fly if he were under Cortex's command, though and hes quick to put his tail between his proverbial legs when met with resistance.
Geary just isn't villain material. Hes too nice overall to be with NGin but is too hostile to have been built by Coco so he just doesnt fit anywhere.
>villains
Where did this meme start? The CNK bosses are no villains, just competitors (except Velo). They're no more villainous than Pasadena from CTTR.
>Only a robot can achieve perfection in motion, I WILL DEMOLISH ANY... Oh my, so dirty, can't have that
*starts vacuuming the stadium*
How about the alien blue monkey version of Papu Papu?
I loved how cocky Cortex is if you pick his team in CNK adventure. It's meta as fuck. Did we ever see Cortex react to insubordination? We all know Nash shouldn't try that once with Uka Uka, unless he wants to see the realm of pic related from the inside (Gehenna). Geary to me seems like a modded cleaning bot, his aggression seems to be ''tacked on'' to me. Seems like a factory reset could fix this. This raises ethical dilemmas though. I love how Fat Norm BTFO'd Cortex for bad manners thought. Karma is Always satisfying.
CNK's cutscenes were so well made, used to watch them over and over again back in the day.
Made me laugh
tiny arena is underappreciated
but is he just a bugged combat machine or did someone tamper with him and poorly but combat subroutines in a cleaning robot? He is bronze or maybe even brass you know, terrible for enduring damage but it kills germs that land on him...
N. Gin
I'm happy to see slide/turbotrack get their deserved whallop. I love Tiny Track for how rough it rides, fuck off with that smooth ''road legal'' shit. N. Gin's lab, Sewer Speedway and Hot Air Skyway (due dangerous turns) have this too. To me, Oxide station is the perfect hybrid between speed and rough riding.
Not pre-purchase, but $20 dollar DLC for scrubs.
I hope you've got those Oxide trial times down.
AFAIK Oxide is the reward for beating him twice in adventure. some say any % even. Yeah, hope not. else he'll be the scrublord king.
>tfw racing every track with 7 laps
Took forever in tracks like Tiny Arena and Hot Air Skyway, and hands became numb and painful afterwards, but it was a fun challenge.
someone please explain what the FUCK is going on at 0:25
am I the only one that Always thought the minimap for Tiny's looks like a colon?
is the game finished? feels like almost everyone already got to play it
I hope they'll be in.
Plus a Twinsanity remake.
game looks great that's the first gameplay i've seen. can't see anything at 25
in some sort of cage mech then, I'm not going to bore you with the physics of spacetime but these 2 are literal gods in our universe. (shown in Twinsanity even)
Each day the game comes closer I have less hope for characters like Tawna, Komodo Moe or N. Brio to be playable, much less Lab Assistant or Koala Kong, I hope they add them because it was really weird they were left out of the game.
>literal gods
Sure but they barely act like it. All they do is take Cortex's brain out for one cutscene, fast forward him in another, and make portals for Ants.
If they were actually 'literally gods' they would've killed Cortex immediately upon seeing him, instead of waiting for them to get to the 10th Dimension where they weren't so powerful.
yeah, what the fuck was that anyway? we got the mounts (and not even all of them, RIP dinosaur) but not major players?!
What the fuck was the vice versa machine they mention once anyway
In the original game you have to jump on each little island to get across the lake. I've never seen anyone skip straight over the first one like that, you shouldn't be able to get the height and speed to make that jump. The whole video looked like he was going fast as fuck, actually. I don't know what's going on, but I think I like it.
Extreme Arrogance, they can't have power flaws by being so high-dimensional in time AND space. Thus, for the conflict to work you'd have to introduce serious tactical flaws. If they were smart they'd let that deathboth fight on it's own while they hop to N. Sanity so their godness shields them. How come they couldn't port out after defeat anyway? their wormhole machine had maintenance day?
The Evil Twins in general weren't portrayed very well. For godlike villains, they sorta take a backseat in the story. Do they even show up outside of pre-rendered cutscenes??
>show up in a random cutscene coming out of a zipper portal
>"we're gonna take over the world!!"
>proceeds to let Crash and Cortex go through the whole story without confronting them with anything that isn't easy-to-kill Ants and one boss
It would've been better to come back to N. Sanity Island later and see that the Ants have actually begun taking over the place, or something. The Twins were not very direct villains, and so you never really got enough time to properly get that conflict.
I feel like it would take very little to throw them in as a DLC pack. If they had N. Brio, Koala Kong, Komodo Moe and Tawna for like $10 I’d buy it
what's worse? weeded karting or drunk karting?
I mean Twana, Kong, Biro and Moe are all easy ports as they already have models, maybe they are being kept secret? The game is not on it's last 'phase' of marketing yet, it's still on twitter drip feeds and retail demos.
I wouldn't mind that for CNK characters or Spyro, but for characters of the original trilogy I think they should add them in the game now, at least N. Brio, Tawna, Koala Kong and Komodo Moe.
N-word man, coco, polar and tiger are for the true connoisseurs of the game.
well, you were meant to track them down and stumble upon the 9th, 11 and waterworld dimensions before going to the 10th. the amount of stuff cut is tremendous and I think it's safe to say the Twins, in their arrogance, would play more games with you.
Yeah, it's a shame. Hence why I want a remake so badly.
It seemed a well time jump.
SAUCE
OH SHIT, I just noticed this happens right as he activates a slide boost while driving over a turbo pad.
I can only think this means the reserve system/sacred fire speed has been noticeably buffed in Nitro Fueled.
Instead of a Twinsanity remake, what should be made is Crash Bandicoot Evolution, which Twinsanity was just a tiny slice of made into a game.
I felt the academia of evil ruined cortex's character and the gravity of everything in general. a school that teaches terrorism and rogue state management? really?
Honestly, as long as we've got Twinsanity's awesome soundtrack, and the soul, humor, and story of Twinsanity, I'm good with it.
To be fair, all we really know is that it teaches "evil". We learn, like, nothing else about that. There are so many possible explanations as to what the Academy is beyond "it's evil". Perhaps the name is an exaggeration? Or it is called this in a derogatory way to mock Amberly?
The original plot had Cortex becoming an outcast in the community of evil scientists and geniuses, for "fraternizing" with Crash after being forced to team up with him to defeat the evil parrot twins, and then going in a quest for revenge against said society.
You could skip over the last island (at 0:30) in the original. I don't remember if skipping the first one was possible, but it doesn't seem too weird.
Would a Crash Bash remake reignite the party game fad?
I miss N gin's old robotic voice. Great gameplay though.
Sounds pretty weak. I hope there is still a neat reward for beating all of Oxide's times.
aren't all 3 of these far worse than Cortex and thus got no right to Judge or grade him? Especially you, Brio.
Maybe Oxide is complimenting him? that F standing for his favorite word and the rate Cortex finished the paper? F for Fast. With Oxide it's hard to know if he is happy or not as he was permapissed prior to Beenox. Pic related is his first smile.
>that choke on lap 3
Dude had a better lap time than I did but I had a better race time because of that.
I look forward to racing with glorious bastards neck and neck. June cant come fast enough.
We better get Spyro from CNK GBA
G'DAY WANKER
Hot Air Skyway is actually very short if you take shortcuts, especially the bullshit, probably not intended one. Some anons surely know what I'm talking about, but I stopped using it for how much it cheesed the level. On multiplayer locale on the other hand we would always have fun trying to get said shortcut on the first try, because if you do manage to take it that way you would almost secure your victory. That's how bullshit it was, but I don't know if the new CTR removed it. I don't care anyway though, l'm not planning to play that thing.
I really found it fucking annoying in the later Crash games they tried to make Brio bad again after when Brio set out to get back at Cortex in Crash 2.
to be fair, this was when he was brainwashed by N. Trance
I mean his arc was regarding being left out of cortex's plan and left behind with the failures that they called the cortex commandos. Cortex fucked off into space with NGin.
With Brios insuperiority complex I could see him actually taking an opportunity to reclaim his former "glory" if it had a chance of actually panning out. Remember that they were friends from as far back as high school
i know the one hehe, if it's in the game it'll be patched out soon after reddit complains about online Equality
yeah same
Burton isn't my favorite Gin either, but I like his take on the character better than Radical's at least
almost expect him to be a secret character
CTRNF was first teased on Spyro's twitter
The same people who said you could play as Akuma in Resident Evil 2.
Can't wait, I'll admit I'm not an expert in the game (plus I haven't played it in years) but I'm genuinely excited.
patrician
Here's a new pic from one of the CNK tracks, Tiny Temple.
I was interested in how they were going to distinguish it from CTR's Tiger Temple, and it looks like they're going for more of the jungle theme rather than the temple/ruin theme.
Jesus Christ just fucking look at Pura, it's adorable.
still fucking useless.
Also, I want a 1/1/1 statted racer. how about Dean Takahashi? kart made out of scrap, engine sounds like a lawnmower on life support and Dean says things like ''sorry'' ''my bad'' ''I'm still having fun'' in the most nasal voice possible
yes/no?
Cortex and Coco were my old favorites but I'd really like Tawna to get in.
she should be on team cortex/protected by Uka-Uka, as she left Crash for this gayass fruit.
They explain (briefly) that it would basically turn Crash's dimension into the 10th dimension. a.k.a. shitty.
Brio's always been "bad".
Polar's better.
>Twinsanity remake
But only if they add the other dimensions cut from the first game due to time
>2 months to wait
Speed it up oh god please
>she left him with a note, saying that Crash was too immature for her.
>mfw
fucking slut
Only if they give her another makeover to look closer to that picture. She looks kinda ugly in the Crash 1 remake.
it was suppose to be a plot element that was dropped early on where it sucks the goodness out of crash's dimension it was to be used during one of the scrapped levels where it basically was draining the ocean
see
>for a guy that maniacally laughs
>WHEN SHOOTING A GUN
>domestic abuse in.... 3. 2. 1.